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#marlene || sirius black
mcrcki · 1 year
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she had hoped he’d still be home, or at least on his way out by the time she apparated into his apartment. marlene didn’t waste much time thinking about how someone would react to essentially breaking in, and she didn’t really care. things were bloody weird and she needed to make sure he was alright. “sirius! you better be fucking home!” she shouted out as the familiar pop! filled the room.
@infcinity​ for sirius black
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lunarlivs · 2 months
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pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds
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their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3
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macaulaytwins · 11 months
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part 2
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rosieevan · 28 days
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At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
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siriusorionblackiii · 9 months
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*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*
james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!
sirius: you’re kidding.
james: i’m dead serious.
sirius: no…i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.
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industrations · 4 months
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School days<3
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bartychaser · 19 days
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Reg: ehm, James?
James: what is it, love?
Reg: what if I told you that Barty knows about us and told Evan who told Pandora who couldn't keep quiet and told Dorcas who has no secrets with Marlene so she told her and Mar is best friends with Mary and Lily so they know too and lily- well she is best buddies with Remus and Remus has no secrets with my brother, so-
James: you want to say they are happy for us? That’s- That’s good, innit?
Reg:
James: what?
Reg: you got that part with Remus and my brother and no secr-
*door flies open*
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
James: oh… OH shit
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whysosiriushuh · 5 months
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Sirius: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water
Lily,*slowly puts her book down *: Y-You were putting it in cold water....
Sirius: ....
Remus: Padfoot? Answer the question. Sirius!
Sirius: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Everyone: ....
Sirius: You think I have the patience to boil water?
Regulus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????
James,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!
Regulus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!
Remus: Fuck Regulus you too!!??!!
James: It takes less than a minute!
Marlene: IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????
James: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!
Remus: Like 7 minutes!
James: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.
Pandora *taking notes*: Everyone in this room is so creative :)
Dorcas*turning to Remus*: So no one in your house uses a fucking kettle!?
Remus: Its right there near the stove!!
Sirius: Wait a second... that's used to make tea??
Regulus: You told me it was there for aesthetic!!!!!!
James: So its not???
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calc1fers · 14 days
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went to a party full of gay people and one person started talking about the marauders and everyone in the vicinity turned around and gasped “YOU KNOW THE FUCKING MARAUDERS?”
it felt like a fever dream, everyone was like “ofc” and started yapping about fanfiction and their favourite characters
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moonyswarmsweaters · 19 days
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chrhnchynoodles · 22 days
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New favorite headcanon that when Sirius became an animagus he slowly became red green colorblind bc dogs are red green colorblind so when James sat down for dinner wearing a loose green tie with deshevelled hair in the great hall and Peter spit out his drink, Remus’ jaw dropped, and all the girls were laughing hysterically making bets (Mary thought it was Barty Lily and Marlene guessed it was Regulus off the bat) Sirius was none the wiser and just thought he’d gotten back from quidditch practice or had shagged a random gryffindor. So when Marlene tried to point it out but Remus stomped on her foot to get her to shut the fuck up.
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mcrcki · 2 years
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“i thought i was going to die of boredom!” marlene dramatically flopped against sirius’ side as she finally caught up with him in the crowd. “james has no memories so i can’t even have any fun making fun of him, i don’t want to mess with lily since you know, the whole james’ memories thing, and i can’t fin doe or mary so.” an arm wrapped around his, cracking herself up a little as she looked up at him. “you are my knight in.. leather.” || @skyfcll​ for sirius black
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billsbae · 7 months
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Grimmauld Palace, 1993
barty: nice onesie. Does it come in men?
harry, annoyed 13-year-old: oh I think you come in men enough for all of us
sirius:
evan:
james:
pandora:
marlene:
lily:
regulus: oh i'm so proud of you <3
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remuslupinlovebot · 2 months
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marauders era p links (18+)
all links lead to p0rn !! watch at your own risk and do not watch in public
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REGULUS BLACK
regulus fingering you in his dorm
regulus bouncing you on his cock
JAMES POTTER
riding james when he visits you for summer break
james celebrating a quidditch win
james absolutely devouring you as if you were his last meal on earth (this is the hottest video)
james teasing you while you’re wearing his hoodie
james stuffing you full and showing how much you mean to him
james eating his pretty girl out
SIRIUS BLACK
sirius making his girl feel good
showing sirius what a good girl you are
69’ing with sirius
sirius using his long fingers to make you cum
morning fucks with sirius
sirius fucking you at your house
REMUS LUPIN
remus fucking your face
remus fucking you in the bathroom before a full moon
riding professor lupin
getting extra credit with professor lupin
BARTY CROUCH JR
bouncing on bartys cock
barty fucking the LIFE out of you
MARLENE MCKINNON
marlene riding the life out of you
marlene making you look in the mirror as she destroys you
marlene fingering you till you’re shaking
making a sex tape with marlene
marlene eating you out
making out with marlene
LILY EVANS
fucking lily with a d!ldo
intimate but intense foreplay with lily
fucking lily in the common room
sucking mommy’s tits like a good girl
roommate lily helping you out
car sex with lily
thanking lily for date night by eating her out
lily sitting on your face <3
using mommy’s tits to cum
MARY MACDONALD
mary bringing you to heaven with her fingers
mary sending you a video while you’re on a work trip
home alone with mary
fucking mary after coming home to her all dolled up
making mary cum
eating mary out by the pool
DORCAS MEADOWES
eating dorcas out till she’s whimpering
(doesn’t really look like dorcas but it’s hot so whatever) devouring dorcas on the kitchen counter
giving dorcas special treatment after a night out
dorcas riding you
RANDOM
marlene eating lily out to give her a break from studying
pansy parkinson riding the genuine life out of you
pandora, dorcas and barty having fun when the dorms are empty
foreplay with lily and nb partner (not RLLY p0rṉ)
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ANY DON’T WORK!!
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hewaslovelyy · 2 months
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marauders as tweets i saw on my TL this week LOL i got this idea from @moondustinfj and the art is from of course @sophithil on ig !!
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jameskinniesrise · 1 month
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Sirius: Bro- Remus : No, no, hold up, rewind. Remus : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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