#marrieds™

[paulkariyas]

↪ 04/26/2024 ― post-game ; scp round 1 ( rangers vs. caps )

#mika zibanejad #chris kreider #new york rangers #hockey #hockeyedit #❝ edits #marrieds™ #kreids just nodding cus his wife's talking aha

[drberfarious]

"percy takes annabeth's last name—"

"annabeth takes percy's last name—"

"they combine last names—"

"they don't even get married because of hera—"

give me a crackfic where percy and annabeth kill zeus and hera and anyone who stands in their way just to get married, and, in killing zeus and hera, they become gods, eliminating the last name problem because they won't even HAVE last names as gods

#all of their friends go wtf until percy and annabeth tell them that hera wasn't letting them get married #we don't want college rec quests #we want marriage-induced coup d'etat's #the last name problem™ #someone's not going to read all the tags and say that percy would still wants to be a jackson for his mother #even though crack isn't supposed to be thought out #watch #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #fic idea #crack fic #dark!percy #dark!annabeth

[karkatbug]

@davekatweek Day 7: Beginnings

oh my god they were roommates

#the joke here is that they move in together as “Just Friends­™” #ya dave nothing homoerotic about the literal pic of u kissing him up on ur wall or anything #ur worried about how people will perceive you two because you moved in together? when yall act married? ok sir #youre head over heels for him but like in an ironic way; got it #homestuck #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #hsfanart #my art #davekatweek #davekatweek2023 #dw karkat saying them being together makes sense is exactly what he needed to hear to confess his feelings (eventually)

[majimasleftasscheek]

kazumaji week 2023 day 5: domestic bliss 🥺

#gamers™ hate it when you give two quirky dudes married vibes and a sense of whimsy #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #my art

[average-dilf-enjoyer]

Can we please stop the alpha male-ification of Harvey because he’s not some strong and buff manly man, he’s a dorky uncooked chicken who can’t swim please understand this

#harvey sdv #stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #stardew harvey #like yeah he’s hot as fuck #but not in a your daughter calls me daddy too way #he’s hot in a charming dorky do you like my model airplane way #you either love him how he is or marry someone else i will not stand for this #no but genuinely i see this happen with a ton of other characters too #every cute nerdy character gets made into an average Sexy Man™ #it’s so disappointing because I love silly nerdy dudes

[looney-just-like-her-tunes]

Maverick: mansplain, manipulate, manwhore

Iceman: godspeed, godbless, godforbid

#when they get married mav upgrades to malewife just like goose #ice's thought process when mav goes out to do The Thing™ #top gun #top gun: maverick #icemav #pete mitchell #tom kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky

[teruel-a-witch]

that time steve and danny went to a party full of Victoria secret models yet they only had eyes for each other

steve was especially worried about leaving danny alone with them, but all danny did was talk about his daughter, and, again, in a room full of world's top models it's steve danny is quite literally thirsting over ↓

but even a bigger sign that steve has nothing to worry about? danny leaves grace, his precious baby girl his entire heart and life, in steve's care the entire time ↓

(as an aside how cute is it that steve just holds gracie's hand the whole time before she is handed off to the models for them to fawn over her)

notice how danny doesn't even have to check up on her/constantly look at her (which is saying a lot considering how overprotective he is) because he trusts steve that much. he is the worthy co-parent in danny's eyes and there's no bigger testimonial over how steve is the only one for danny.

they really did look like a couple who only took their daughter to a fancy party because she would enjoy it, not to ogle the models themselves, because that's what they are, de facto. (two outstanding heterosexuals amirite? ;))

they are just oblivious to that fact and insecure/jealous because they wouldn't be steve and danny otherwise.

#mcdanno #actual married couple mcdanno #grace and her two dads #h50 #myh50 #very serious scene analysis ™ #h50 caps #h50edit #h50 3x09 #mcdanno dates #jealous mcdanno #h50 season 3 #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #danny looking at steve #co-parenting #h50 meta

[xofemeraldstars]

OOZING THAT CAS THING

#spnscript #anyway. MARRIED™ #deancas 💖 #destiel #spn

[blazepandaartz]

Old man yaoi jumpscare‼️

#I dunno about you. But these two are divorce-coded ™ as hell.(they weren’t even married in the first place) #smoking// #mild eyestrain// #blazes art #art #artists on tumblr #art tumblr #tumblr art #tumblr artist #tumblr artists #skylanders #skylanders fanart #skylanders art #skylanders trap team #trap team #doctor krankcase #dr. krankcase #dr krankcase #krankcase #skylanders wolfgang

[marimayscarlett]

Still rereading "Heute hat die Welt Geburtstag" and. well. found another favourite part of mine:

So apparently Flake and Till discovered port wine as a tasty drink on one of their tours. Till at one point then seemingly understood "sport wine" as Flake asked him for another glass and they stuck to it. So every time they bought it they painted a "S" on the bottle and were like "time to do sports haha :))" or "should we do sports hehe? :))" and then just drank the bottle

#idiots™ #alcoholic idiots™ #rammstein #till lindemann #flake lorenz #these two really are made for each other #married couple i tell you #tillake

[raven--stag]

God Buffy is pissing me off!!! Ooooo Spike is so bad oooo a vampire a demon A THING(!!!) I shouldn't want to fuck him mee-mee-mee

Like, bitch?? He's hot, get over it!

Also the fact that at the beginning of season 6 she was all buddy-buddy with him and then randomly started behaving like an asshole makes no! damn! sense!

As a side note: this rant isn't about me being upset on spike's behalf because he bewitched me body and soul in fact it's not about him at all. It's about me not understanding Buffy and her motives because the writing is kind of strange and silly. It doesn’t really match her character development imo? I feel like at this point she should be a bit more mature🤷‍♀️

#buffy in general just seems a bit weird? #she doesn’t seem to notice something really weird going on with willow #although to be fair #not one but TWO memory altering spells probably have something to do with it #and i just really don't understand her behavior when it comes to spike #because... she's all alone isn't she? #xander and anya are busy getting married #willow and tara have their own issues #giles left #she can't turn to dawn because dawn is a kid and shouldn't worry about stuff that buffy needs to talk about #dawn just can't offer her the support she needs #she can't really talk to anyone but spike #so why WHYYY push him away? #i really hate when writers do this for the Drama™ #anyway... #can't wait to read all the season 6 fix-it fics out there! #buffy summers #spike #spike btvs #spuffy #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer

[paulkariyas]

↪ 10/16/2023 ― mika's non-fight LOL ( rangers vs. coyotes )

#mika zibanejad #new york rangers #hockey #hockeyedit #❝ edits #anyway he's so pretty #Listen I HAD TO jbnjsnjjavjavn even with a low-q vid #marrieds™

[guraveetee]

I'm just cackling at this shit post.

we all know aya and her fuck-ass father.

thinking thoughts,

she's the reincarnation of bram's daughter, but dies on her wedding.

or bram's thought process: if my lover and I have a child, they would look like her, so I'll adopt you now.

so we have this.

(or maybe she just likes fancy dresses. who knows, she still looks good.)

so the only conclusion to this is bram and kunikida having a custody battle over aya. making sure that if she ever marries, they do the hurt my daughter, I'll haunt you speech.

but! they're more on the side of, you're marrying her, good luck!

#now kunikida has a What Are We? thing with someone from an enemy organization #he finally understands the 'are we fighting or flirting' the ada have with their respective. . . significant other #once asked dazai how he deals with his Situation™ with chuuya and he declares CHIBI AND I ARE MARRIED!! #while said chibi still believes they're enemies #kunikida has the realization of the are we fighting or flirting after he and bram argued on who's better at looking after aya #that somehow lead to them arranging lunch for the three of them?? #then moving in together because it's more Convenient??? #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd chapter 107.5 #bsd kunikida #bsd bram #bsd aya #kunikida doppo

[musical-chick-13]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who, Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Twelfth Doctor/River Song Characters: River Song, Twelfth Doctor, Amy Pond (mentioned), Rory Williams (mentioned) Additional Tags: Christmas, Grief/Mourning, Gift Giving, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

She adored this, once. But seeing mothers and fathers play in the snow with their children, walking into a restaurant filled-to-the-brim with families who look so content and so completely at peace...it just reminds her of all of the Christmases she used to spend with her parents.

The kind of Christmases she’ll never get to have again.

#merry (late) christmas! have a fic about my favorite married couple :) #trying this thing where I write a story and DON'T edit obsessively #doctor x river #twelve x river #twelfth doctor #river song #doctor who #doctorriver #otp: you are always here to me #this...isn't the Broader WIP. but I had an Idea™. and then I had to get it out of my brain lol #would you believe tumblr user musical-chick-13 is writing about grief AGAIN #mc13 writes #behold! a creation!

[tswwwit]

dip 🤝 bill

both liking their hair pulled/played with

👍

#answers #Bill ruffles Dipper's hair all the time. But that's condescending and generally leads to an argument #Playing with Dipper's hair is only available when Bill thinks he can get away with it. Can't look *too* sentimental in public #They've still been caught multiple times. Dipper just never commented on it #Dipper has more chances. Mostly when Bill's dropped his head in Dipper's lap and smacking him in the face inevitably leads to more touching #It's also one of the few ways he doesn't feel awkward about initiating gentle touch. Since Bill's basically offering there. #The Cuddling™ is still a recent development and he's not sure where the boundaries are #If these two were better at communicating he would learn that Bill's full-on dived into the decision that nonsexual touch actually rules #Hug that demon Dipper. He'll let you cling to him and nuzzle up against his neck and giggle about it #semi-nsfw: Bill really had to egg Dipper on to full-on pull his hair when he goes down on him #A little pain adds spice!! Yank away sapling it's encouraging AND really hot #Dipper prefers a much lighter touch himself but hey! If Bill's into it he'll go ahead and tug like hell #Bonus fact: Dipper watching Bill bend over to get something under a table or low drawer #Raising an eyebrow at the presented rear end #Then the sudden realization: Wait Bill does this to *him* all the time. They're married. He doesn't just have to stare #He can actually- #The ensuing butt slap made Bill jolt up and smack his head against something. Swearing and surprised. #And Dipper made his escape while Bill was still too engulfed with confusion/amusement/annoyance to take quick revenge #Mission: Success

[marlinspirkhall]

"It wasn't progressive for the camera to cut away from Hikaru and Ben's reunion in Star Trek: Beyond and show Kirk smiling in approval. They don't need his approval to-"

Kirk was smiling approvingly at them because he and Sulu are exes on good terms and he is supportive of his ex partners; hope this helps

#Kirsulu #Ben/Hikaru Sulu #I can't read this scene any other way #Hikaru is clearly one of his old academy boyfriends who got married to his *other* academy boyfriend #Star Trek: Beyond #Ben Sulu #Hikaru Sulu #James Kirk #the article that said this made a good point‚ but anything in star trek can be fixed with Background Polycules™