My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "13 Going on 30” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
98 minutes later: dude I swear I feel like a 13 year old girl in a woman’s body
My buddy Billy Joel pacing: Vienna is waiting for us
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The Best Quotes From '13 Going On 30'
"Well you have to fight for what you want. Rule number one: Love is a battlefield."
"I think all of us want to feel something that we've forgotten or turned our backs on because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind."
"You don't always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?"
"Just because you don't look like those girls in Poise magazine doesn't mean you're not beautiful in your own way."
"You wanna know a secret?" "Yeah." "You're the sweetest guy I've ever met."
"Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don’t regret making any of them…Because if I hadn’t have made them, I wouldn’t have learned how to make things right."
"I love you Matt. You're my best friend." "I love you too, Jenna... I've always loved you."
"Real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. These are the women to look up to."
"You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all."
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So apparently I do have a type and it’s the weirdest thing ever because it’s Matt Flamhaff from 13 going on 30 and Ted Mosby from HIMYM
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If I may, THE BLUEPRINTS.
Totally lame in a cool way.
Why me?
... most ardently
This is heavy...
You saved me, take it!
Lawyered.
I was born ready.
I've always loved you.
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i don't think i'd have any choice but to marry someone who made me my own barbie dreamhouse!
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are the male fictional characters I have crushes on indicative of daddy issues ?
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