#maybe a little drunk

[charming-onion]

Ff recs??

Homelander oriented fanfiction or huey /homelander fics?

Ohhhh submissive homelander x other male Mc would be perfect too 👌. Love me some terrible and pathetic strong men ❤️ ❤️.

#The boys #Hugey x homelander #Personal #Not drunk just tired #😫 #The boys(Amazon prime) #the boys tv #fanfic #Maybe a little drunk

[dizzybizz]

ms jay herself (and apple)

#ive been grappling with her design the most i feel.... i need it to be good enough for her 😭😭😭 ily jay ilysm wehhghghhhh #dude drawing the pin i realized just how much circles dont exist to me. theyve disappeared from my art completely. fuck you circles. fuck y #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi apple #i will tag every little critter ok it just feels right #my art #ok theres one bastard left i will deal with him.. later. maybe tmrw #fuck i got to the part where he gets some tats hhhgotta figure out how i wanna draw those #jay bad posture while tinkering is real to me. shes all hunched. shes shrimping. #she tinkers at night while the others r sleeping n she stretches n yells n wakes them up #guys i love drunk jay so much.... when her and lizzie got plastered... so good...........

[zephyrchama]

An idea for around lesson 41~ in OG Obey Me! when the brothers come to the human world.

In their first week, they all go somewhere with MC to celebrate. MC is very used to going out and drinking demonus alongside them, as it does nothing. So nobody thinks twice about ordering a round of drinks for the table. Maybe two rounds. Maybe just keep the drinks coming. It's a happy reunion, after all, and the house is close by.

MC drinks enough to get absolutely plastered by the time anybody realizes what's happened. You now have a table of seven very flustered, concerned demons and a human who can barely sit up in their chair.

#I feel like Solomon would know. he'd see it coming. but he'd stay silent for the lols. #I wanted to write a little story about this but am too busy so just posting this instead. maybe i'll come back to it. #i'll be free-er in late february #obey me! #obey me #obey me mc #obey me scenarios #obey me scenario #obey me headcanon #obey me headcanons #obey me brothers #obey me x mc #alcohol tw #drinking tw #drunk tw #obey me x reader #obey me imagines

[thegreatyin]

Same spouse!!!

my personal headcanon is that every player with this item is married to every other player with it

that's hilarious. accepted

#personally i just mentally lump in every npc the scoundrel WOULD marry that isnt properly marriageable #the blind pianist is part of the procession. in my heart. #ask #fallen london #tbh the scoundrel has a lot of attachment and... shall we say. commitment issues. dedication issues. #they're probably a very hard to get along with spouse and im not entirely confident half of the procession arent like #random interactions they had one night and then drunk way too much absinthe and suddenly woke up married to them. #as you do. #but also there maybe is a speck of the capacity for love SOMEWHERE in their little heart. MAYBE. if you squint #rrrrrrrreeeeaaaallllyyyy hard. and pull out a microscope. and tune it all the way up. and use a second additional microscope. #there just might be a speck in there. it's like the grinch but they just get worse instead #also i think caeru is part of the procession probably solely for tax reasons or something and they're Both petty and squabbling over it

[thatdammchickennugget]

Just wanna say I love everyone who follows me💕 if you're reading this I'm kissing you on the lips

#lol #maybe I'm a little drunk #maybe I'm a little high #but mwuuuuaaah to all of you

[musicalchaos07]

Big Bambi Eyes + Bangs = Babygirl

#WE'VE SOLVED IT LADS (gn) #i'm sorry i'm accidentally a little too drunk and all I can think about is how he looks like a baby cow #maybe a baby deer #*checks google* #YEA it's a baby deer #jonathan byers #stranger things

[seiwas]

there is a very specific image in my head of early-mid 20’s iwaizumi hajime

#iwaizumi x reader #and he’s the guy taking on an internship in his senior year with minimum load for his classes #bc he’s planned it all out since starting college #you see him in parties because he has the time & he works so hard it’s only right he plays hard too #every time you lock eyes he gives you a small smile #there’s an air about him that isn’t cocky but isn’t too shy; a comfort that settles into his skin like he’s sure of who he is #—of what he wants & it definitely isn’t hauling up his drunk friends and a few acquaintances up his car #but some of them are your friends and you’re helping him so maybe it isn’t so bad #he drops you off with your roommate and you rarely see him after #until you spot him at some bar (again) and he’s wearing a tight fitting polo (it’s his uniform you later notice) #it’s a year or two after your graduation and when you lock eyes across the room there’s something so familiar yet wholly different #he’s confident now & maybe a little flirty too when he tells you he’s working as an assistant to shadow one of his mentors #you catch up for the rest of the night and your friends have long since gone ahead #he still knows what he wants and it’s to bring you home—not that way (not yet); you’re a little suspicious because #you know there’s /something/ but he drives you home like a gentleman. without really trying anything (and maybe part of you wishes he did) #it’s iwaizumi though and he knows what he wants—to ask you out properly (one he’s been thinking about since chance encounters in uni) #and he’s hoping that when he asks you can tell just how much he likes you #hajime #i want him so bad im crying #there is a whole workd of backstory to this but i got lazy typing it #shotorus.bubble

[enigmaticagentalice]

the thing about Cassandra and Varric is that they are just SO GOOD, SO CHOICE, SO 👀🥺😳 because like...they hate each others guts, they have so much in common, they’re both the family renegade, they both lost their only brother, they both have grand, outsized public personas that eclipse the people they actually are, brave and stubborn and loyal to a fault, they would very probably - with little sentiment and hardly a second thought - die for each other, but lock them in a room together and you’d return to an icy silence at best, they won’t give each other a single goddamn inch, after their biggest fight both of them will apologise to YOU the Inquisitor and admit they were at least partly wrong but they both point-blank refuse to talk to each other, but Cassandra WILL speak to you earnestly and gently about Varric’s faith and his virtuous heart, and Varric WILL write an entire NOVEL just...for a joke...for the lulz... as if writing an entire smooshily romantic smutty romance novel is an absolutely normal amount of effort to put into a Jape™ for someone who hates you, because of COURSE they hate each other, Varric even tells Dorian outright that just because two people don’t get along doesn’t mean they’re going to kiss, not like in his books, but the thing is his books are EVERYTHING because he believes in stories and so does Cassandra, it’s how they met after all, they’re both romantics, idealists, people who care so much about the world and everyone in it, people who believe deep down in sunsets and roses and happy endings and heroes, she dragged him halfway across the world because she believed he could help and he stayed because he wanted to believe it too, she loves his books but she can’t stand HIM of course she can’t, she’s a Seeker of Truth and he’s a professional liar, and he’ll get along with just about anybody, embrace the rogues and reprobates of the world with open arms but not HER, she expects too little of him and demands too much, she’s got a stick up her ass except when she doesn’t and he takes nothing seriously except when he does, but no they’ll just keep sniping and bickering like an old married couple and fighting side by side as the world falls apart around them, looking everywhere with eyes wide open except at each other

#Dragon Age #cassarric #cassaric #tethraghast #Dragon Age Inquisition #DA:I #Varric Tethras #Cassandra Pentaghast #yes maybe I've been replaying this game recently and yes maybe I'm a little drunk #but god #GOD #they're so CHOICE #if these games didn't want me to ship them #why did they give me the freshest zestiest juiciest potential enemies-to-lovers story ever

[xytaes]

have you seen my wife?

#art #bg3 #baldurs gate iii #laezel #lae’zel #tav x lae’zel #sapphic #idk she’s maybe drunk… #maybe singing a song? #just wanted to see her smile my little princess

[weaponizedducks]

zutara is my very favourite dynamic because they're just judgy bitch besties together. stupid shenanigans duo. impulsive yelling duo. sokka is like 90 percent of their impulse control so when he's gone they go haywire. this is even canon sokka leaves them alone for one minute and suddenly they're off to kill a guy. good for them. let them be crazy besties together, striking fear into the hearts of sexist twats

#atla #avatar the last airbender #platonic zutara #if you want to see them as romantic sure ig but to me they're besties #i see them like i see lance and allura #or keith and allura to be more accurate #zutara #ig #platonic #in the future sokka and katara are Water Tribe Ambassadors and/or sokka's married to the fire lord and he #leaves to go on some sort of trip and he's like don't fucking do anything stupid you stupid bitches #and the second he leaves they look at eachother and katara's like #wanna go kill a bitch #and zuko's like yeah i'm so fucking down my dude #sokka comes back and finds them covered in bruises lying on the floor drunk out of their minds #he's like for fucks sake guys every time #the way i see it zuko and katara are Impulsive Idiots #suki is an Idiot Enabler- she thinks its funny #toph is at this point one of the Idiots but she has a little more common sense than kat and zuko together #aang is an enabler but he's like #guyys maybe we shouldn't b;;;e doijhg thus;;; maybe////???? #and gives up and joins in #sokka is both an Idiot Protector and an Idiot Fighte #he is so so tired

[why-the-heck-not]

honestly happily surprised; I ran for 20mins straight ! I think that’s the longest continous stretch I’ve ran as an adult ever !! Like usually my warm up is 10mins straight so that was a double today!

#I think I could’ve gone longer but it’s leg day so didn’t wanna push it too far bc then the rest of the workout would suck #it was on the treadmill tho yeah so obv a lot easier than running outside #but still was nice #maybe being a little scared for ur safety truly is the best preworkout lmao #(I walked to the gym at around 4am & some (drunk) dude ahead of me kept stopping & turning to look at me and wait but I switched #to the other side of the street and I don’t think he noticed bc on the next time he turned he kept looking around like confused (dude was #out of it) so it was all good just a little bit like do I turn around or keep going situation) #(bc he might’ve just been on other things & paranoid tbh) #anyways not a big deal the point was that I got some adrenaline and boii did that make the running so easy #maybe I should always listen to some idk horror things before/while running #maybe that ’’zombies run’’ app was onto something #march 2024 #2024

[iiota]

a better and possibly less cheesier comforting post for younger people who have no interest in drinking is knowing that while society itself puts a lot of pressure on drinking especially as a social thing people are..nice and by that i mean i dont rlly drink and didnt drink in college at all but i was still invited to parties to hang out with friends and nobody cared I just didnt have to pay friends for the vodka and theyd let me have the chasers and snacks and hang out and nobody came up to me like 'why arent you drinking?' it was cool everyone was cool. i have a friend who LOVED going to bars but didn't drink so he'd just order virgin drinks and he had so many friends who liked going out with him and to this day he still doesn't drink bc he just doesn't like to

like obviously if you cant be near it these things don't work but just because you by itself 'don't drink' doesn't mean people will avoid u

#i did get a little worried when i was a teen that when my friend went to college they wouldnt like me much anymore bc i dont drink #just dont be a dick 2 ppl who do drink thats kinda it #maybe its just my esperience but a lot of groups that like go out and party DO want someone sober coming with just in case like drunk ppl #can do some stupid ass shit like ive had friends just WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE AND NOT BRING A PHONE.

[joelletwo]

[ID from alt: natsuyuu matonato fanart done with sketched-in shading. natori, casually dressed, is slouching back onto matoba, who kneels behind him in his usual kimono and leans in close to smile at him.]

HELLO. i still love them forever

#art tag #natsume yuujinchou #would you believe i worked on putting color on this for like. possibly three hours #and then decided nothing i was doing looked better than just plain values. so! #and also. matoba looks a little creachery. well he is a little creature. natori who is both the most normal and the most extra #guy of all time and he's married to the creepiest guy on the planet and they have a beautiful life togehter #exe #altho i dont know if this is at the point of them having a beautiful life together actually. i changed up the expressions to be more. ambig #this could be natori playing it extremely cool while matoba menaces at him. this could be natori two seconds away from blowing up #when matoba negs him after natori was trying to put out (end tag) an olive branch a thousandth time #this could be they are inadvisably drunk as hell together. or natori just got his ass kicked on a job. #or maybe they are happily married and hanging out for fun! call in now with your votes

[traaumaa]

i dont understand the fact that cutting myself upsets others....... like so what

#maybe i just like doing it ????? #my mom was upset she saw new scars #i really dont care about it anymore #so what it's just something i do #im a little drunk lol #but seriously i get im hurting myself but i rarely care half the time #i only get upset bc i think the scars make me uglier but i dont really care about cutting

[non-un-topo]

Was thinking about Ye Olde Teenage Parties and the picture drew itself

#the old guard #tog #tog fanart #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #kaysanova #teenage edition #like just imagine... go on this journey with me: #yusuf frequented a lot of parties while he travelled with his merchant father. he's sort of a rich kid?? #always dressed in pretty colours and always very friendly and outgoing. do NOT tell his father he's drinking alcohol #or maybe he's not drinking alcohol and he's just really buzzing off about poetry and art idk #ye olde solo party cups #anyway like 13 year old nico snuck out of the abbey with some other dudes #who have since left him to fend for himself because no one is speaking latin or zeneize and he is Lost #then yusuf plops down next to him and either he's confusing nico for someone he knows or he's just being really friendly #talking about some romantic poet or the stars or the universe or something. and nico is like Uh huh sure okay Wow pretty guy... #and either this is an au where they met as teens or this happened in their timeline and they literally forgot / were too drunk to remember #that's it that's the fic #also NO One is allowed to bully nicolo about his little hat. he made it himself! #siggy draws

[holylulusworld]

2024 is two hours old over here now. Time to wish you all a happy, kind and peaceful year.

Let's hope the world will get more peaceful and kind this year.

#happy new year #welcome 2024 #goodbye 2023 #look i'm not drunk 🤣 #maybe a little tipsy