#might be him

[bangobeep]

trailer guy's name is probably fucking . johnny it's gotta be.... i just KNOW luis hernandez would name him johnny. i can SMELL it

#im very divided between “ive seen before his name is johnny” and “im making this shit up in my brain” #i mean . johnny moronic is a tv head #johnny cash a singer #BUT #BUT!!! #there IS a guy named johnny . signed at kai tak. #might be him #that's probably him #johnny.. #i know these things i just do #on the day of an eclipse i held a brain wave connection with luis hernandez and he communicated everything at me i swear #it's so funny because i make it sound like i hate trailer guy but he's literally so silly #i enjoy him separately from polyblank if anything #you guys should watch johnny mnemonic #so much shit will click on your brain #also read do androids dream of electric sheep by phillip k. dick #damn good book #jazzpunk #trailer guy #he has a tag now YES #bangoing (:

[mangozic]

michael distortion what a goofy guy

#still experimenting with his design but i think i might be onto something #he’ll probably change in the future but for now there’s the boy #rattles him around in a jar #i have nothing more to offer but sketches #this week has really been kicking my ass #doodling tma to keep myself sane at this point #the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #fanart #tma fanart #my art #digital art #doodle #sketch

[twilight-zoned-out]

Some things about Allan:

He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator

He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover

He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting

He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)

He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight

He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies

He knows what NSYNC is 

He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)

There are no other Allan models

#barbie movie #barbie 2023 #barbie #allan barbie #allan appreciation #the other barbies undervalue him but he's kind of OP #if they make a sequel it better be about him #I get why he has his own poster now #he's unappreciated by everyone in Barbie land #he might as well get a poster of appreciation #twilight-zoned-out #barbie movie spoilers #barbie spoilers #I also noticed that during Barbie's big dance celebration he was just there dancing? Did she invite Allan but not Ken? #Or did Allan come with the other Kens and just not join their routine? #just some thoughts

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[isolophilian]

something about Hephaestus saying "you're a good kid, Annabeth" really stands out to me. he didn't point out the very obvious about her, like her intellect and interest in his creations, or her hubris in thinking she could dismantle the chair. he said that she's a good kid. because Hephaestus was mistreated by the gods. because Annabeth was shunned by Athena. because he believes that gods shouldn't treat their own children like that and he wants to be better. because he knows how much it means to a little girl who's fought for approval from her own mother her whole life, whose father neglected her. because he wants to break the cycle. don't touch me

#i love him already #can't wait to see more of him #although I fear it might only be in s3 #with Bianca #ahahaha #hahahaha #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo tv spoilers #isoceratops

[soap-ify]

i got this idea out of nowhere and now i can't stop giggling HELP.

what if simon somehow always knew when you were going to have your period? it was as if this man had your whole cycle memorised, oddly enough.

even your period tracker wasn’t that good at predicting your next period.

you were just sitting on the couch beside him, scrolling on your phone when he just randomly spoke up, breaking the comfortable silence that was lingering.

“you’re gonna have your period tomorrow, love.”

you turned over at him, confused and surprised, a soft giggle leaving your lips at his odd bluntness. “i don’t think so, si. it’s early. probably gonna have it after three days.”

“whatever you say.” he grumbled gruffly, seemingly very sure of his words.

it was the next morning while you were making some coffee for yourself and simon when you started feeling the familiar queasy feeling in your stomach, and that horrible sensation in between your legs that made you rush into your bathroom.

you came out after about ten minutes with a new pair of shorts, all embarrassed as you sheepishly walked over to simon. just how did he even know you were going to have your period early? were you cranky? too obvious?

“i got my period…”

“told you so.”

cocky bastard. maybe you should just delete your period tracking app and count on him instead.

#simon riley might be a hidden psychic #expect him to buy sanitary products for you #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley #simon ghost riley #cod x reader #call of duty #rurufic

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike and Vanessa learn about FNAF sister location

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #mike schmidt #circus baby #william afton #purple guy #fnaf #sister location #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #it’s okay guys Michael got better promise :-) #finally purple Michael.. #I might change his look the more I draw him #but I think he looks pretty cool #the other two don’t even enough the half of it #Vanessa is chill with it but Mike definitely be way more lost

[canisalbus]

I love the duo, both the historical setting and modern AU. Does Vasco ever go to confession while Machete is running it, just to 'confess' to something they did before as a way to tease?

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Vasco #Machete #hippiemeerpup #there's no way that never happened #but Vasco isn't mean he must know Machete actively dislikes confession duty #I don't think he'd want to make him more uncomfortable on purpose #if anything he might pop in to exchange meaningless chitchat as an attempt to cheer him up #wanted to draw an actual pretty and polished confessional but ran out of steam early on #some other time #this week has been really trying and it's barely wednesday morning

[wellship]

"Don't you ever shut up-!?"

#zosan #description in alt text #I feel like the context behind this would be really emotional and juicy. unfortunately I have none #tennis ball shooting his shot #actually I think he presumes he's about to get the shit kicked out of him and ruin their friendship but he can't hold it in any more #he might be in for a surprise as to the actual response he gets...!

[soosdraws]

obi-wan kenobi

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #qui gon jinn #satine kryze #my art #erm... anyways as u can see my star wars brainrot has dug way deep #might need to drawn something silly for him after this bc he deserves that

[offonaherosjourney]

Why did no one tell me that Dracula was a fucking COMEDY.

The book opens up with Jonathan experiencing a paprika overload. Dracula pretends to be the coachman and drives Jonathan around in circles until he decides he's established enough of a dramatic atmosphere. By day three in the castle Jonathan has picked up that there are no servants and Dracula is secretly doing all the chores, including driving him there. The first time Jonathan tries to shave, the count barges into the room, yeets his mirror out the window, refuses to elaborate and leaves. Jonathan also notices that he is a prisoner in the castle but doesn't dare to bring it up, which... is a mood, but also hilarious. A week into his stay he sees his employer/kidnapper crawling facedown out a wall

#dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #to be fair it might sound like i am mocking him but #i have social anxiety i think i would have reacted exactly the same to quite a lot of stuff #but from a reader's perspective this book is so funny #nym's posts

[newttxt]

this is opla!zoro, to me 🙂

#one piece #one piece live action #opla #crazy that i have to actually tag for spoilers… i never watch things within six months of the release #usually it’s like. years… #zoro #usopp #luffy #someday i might tag my vaguely shippy art #but for now im choosing to leave it up to the viewers interpretation #anyway i enjoyed opla a lot but my general opinion of zoro is ‘i can make him worse :)’

[damianbugs]

i got an ao3 comment a while ago saying how it was "uncomfortable" and "out of character" for bruce to use terms of endearment and nicknames towards his kids in fics. which proves to me that some people have truly rotted minds, but also that you've never picked up a batman comic. so, here are some nice panels that show it is very much in character.

sweetheart:

Batman (1940) #452

honey:

Batman (1940) #318 & Batman/Grendel (1993) #2

little one:

Batman and Robin (2011) #22

lad:

Detective Comics (1937) #573 & #574

chum:

Detective Comics (1937) #570 & Superman Annual (1985) #11

good boy:

Robin & Batman (2021) #3

#you dont have to love batman #but you shouldn't pretend to know his character and lie about it to justify that #currently reading many batman comics and coincidentally theyre all focused on him saving children #might post a collection of those panels once im done #bruce wayne #batman #saki comic talks

[viveela]

Some ship arts using my redesigns they're so tiny

#veearts #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vadelina motha #vaddie #aka #vaggie #angel dust #husk #alastor #lucifer morningstar #chaggie #huskerdust #radioapple #<- qpr flavor only #him being aroace matters to me especially with how I see em #hazbin hotel redesign #redesign #charlie x vaggie #angel dust x husk #alastor x lucifer #fan art #theyre so cutesys look at em #enjoyed drawing this sm I might make these into stickers

[meruz]

sam & frodo

edit: someone on twitter asked for them kissing

#i might do merry and pippin too.. miss these guys #meruzart #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #i had a pippin drawing of him wearing faramirs old clothes that i liked but now idk where i put it

[here-there-everyfuckenwhere]

Cillian Murphy talking about Oppenheimer: yeah it’s a good movie :)

Ryan Gosling talking about Barbie: After working on this movie for so long I can only perceive the world in shades of pink… when I look at my reflection in the mirror, Ken is waving back at me…. he has Ken-sumed me, mind, body and soul….

#ray rants and junk #barbie (2023) #I love this for him btw #Ryan Gosling as Ken might be one of the most intense forms of method acting I have ever witnessed #barbie #Ryan gosling #barbenheimer #Oppenheimer