#minerva mcgonnagall

[baguettedetraditionmagique]

Harry Potter AU in which the teachers unionise because there's no way in hell having like 3.5 teachers in a school with hundreds of students creates a healthy working environment

#justice for minerva mcgonnagall #that woman is the only transfiguration teacher #head of gryffindor house #AND deputy headmistress #you just know she hasn't had a second of downtime in her life #also they seem to be expected to live on campus #be on call 24/7 #and supervise all meals #genuinely when do they get a chance to sleep #harry potter #hogwarts

[sunshinemoonlightandstarbright]

Slytherins insult Remus

focus on Marauders + Mulciber + Snape

approx. 600 words

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“Okay there is no way that the Prewett’s are going to have the last laugh” Peter states.

“We’ve got to lift our game lads” James cuts in. “We need something big. Bigger than big.”

“Agreed," Sirius nods along. Remus is walking beside them, his nose in the reading that had been set as their latest history homework.

“Moony are you listening?” Sirius waves a hand in front of his face.

“Hmm? Oh yeah totally. We’ve gotta blow the socks off those gingers.”

James mock gasps and covers his mouth with his hand. “I’ll have you know, I’ve met plenty perfectly respectable gingers in my life. For example, Lily Evans. Wonderful girl. Sharp as a whip she is. And uh. Then there’s.. Well. You remember that one bloke from Hufflepuff, a couple years above us..”

Remus pauses his reading to stare at James unimpressed. He moves to continue scanning the pages when a voice calls out.

“Look who it is! Loony Lupin. Careful, he might be contagious.”

“Oh piss off, Mulciber” Remus retorts snarling at him. Mulciber is accompanied by two other students: Snape and Avery. They glare at the Gryffindors and Avery spits at their feet. James places a hand on Remus’ arm to prevent him from doing something he might regret later sitting in the hospital wing. Remus exhales sharply through his nose and begins to turn away from the fight, when he trips over the foot Mulciber had extended directly into his path. Remus reaches out, arms flailing.

He searches for something to grab onto, to stop his fall. He finds the waistband of Snape’s trousers and pulls them down with him so they end up bunched around his ankles. Snape is dead still, staring down at his bare legs in mortification. Remus scrambles up with a worried look in his eyes. About to apologise, he’s cut off by a roar of laughter coming from Sirius. James starts cackling and Peter guffaws. Even Mulciber and Avery crack grins that quickly slide off their faces, replaced by seriousness when Snape turns towards them, fury in his eyes. Snape draws his wand and opens his mouth, no doubt to spout the most disgusting blood purist bullshit you’ll ever hear in you life when Professor McGonnagall turns the corner and whisks over to them, robes billowing behind her.

“Now, Mr. Snape, why have you no pants? This is not your bedroom young man. Please refrain from undressing in public areas in the future.” Severus begins to protest but Minerva holds out a hand to silence him. “No buts, and if I were your head of house, I would be issuing some serious consequences. Your pasty white legs are a sight that no one should be forced to observe.” She walks off leaving the marauders in a state of shocked delight.

“Oh, how I love our Minnie” Sirius sighs wistfully.

James nods in agreement and Remus says to Snape, “I think your pants are a bit low, you might want to pull them up a bit.” Peter sniggers and they continue walking back to the common room.

#McGonnagall our queen #she's so real for that #almost feel bad for snape #almost #not james being defensive of gingers when he only knows one #the marauders #peter pettigrew #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #severus snape #minerva mcgonagall #marauders #one shot #marauders one shot #sfw

[bey0nd-1he-stars]

Another Jegulus micro fic. Featuring Minerva, the legend that she is.

“Can you please come and get me?”

James read the note in a second and the next he was flinging down the stairs of the castle. He recognised Regulus’ hand writing the moment he laid eyes on the first letter. He all but ripped the map out of Remus’ hands and scanned it in record time, finding Regulus’ name in a corner of the defense against the dark arts tower. It wasn’t far but James was a little out of breath by the time he skidded to a stop in front of Regulus’ curled up frame. 

He sat down in front of him but was careful not to touch him. 

“Hey, Reg?” James’ words were just mumbles but they caught Regulus’ attention and he looked up at James. Teary silver eyes met his and James felt his heart hurt. “Hey love, I’m here, okay.” James held out a gentle hand for Regulus to take, letting him take the step to not overwhelm him. But Regulus didn’t seem to care about being overwhelmed because he grabbs a handful of James’ sweater in his hand and pulls him close. James toppled over but managed to catch himself with a hand against the floor. He wrapped the other arm around Regulus and he could feel how the smaller boy clinged to him.

James swapped their places, sitting back with his back against the wall and Regulus all but in his lap. Regulus doesn’t cry but he’s damn near close to. He can’t see anything through the blur of tears that have gathered in his eyes but he just blinks through it, breathing in shaky breaths and lets James hold him. It’s late and the school is empty save for the prefects and a few teachers. Regulus hears the clicks of heals against the stone floor and he stills, not breathing, not turning around to see who it is. Just staying still. James can feel him go rigid in his arms and he lays a hand over Regulus' ear, pressing him gently into his chest so the only thing Regulus can hear is the breathing of James’ heart. 

Professor McGonnagall rounds the corner, probably on her way to bed. James meets her gaze and he can see her dark eyes flicker down to the boy James is holding in his arms. She gives him a small nod and a gentle smile, not stopping to say anything. And James has never been so thankful for her. 

He takes away the hand covering Regulus’ ear and begins carding through his hair instead and Regulus lets out a shaky breath, sinking down deeper into James. James is warm and comforting and he holds on to that for dear life. 

#james potter x regulus black #james x regulus #regulus black #regulus black x james potter #james loves regulus #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #james potter #the marauders #the marauders era #the marauders imagine #marauders era

[swiftiereg]

MILF Minerva McGonnagall.

#marauders #minerva mcgonagall #poppy pomfrey #hogwarts houses #Hogwarts #minerva x poppy #regulus black #james potter #pandora lovegood #jegulus #slytherin skittles #sirius black #james x regulus #mary macdonald #dorcas meadowes #remus lupin #wolfstar

[gods-graveyard]

Hear me out-

Marauders era where most purebloods have zero exposure to Muggle culture or things

Remus fucking Lupin- who has unleashed Chaos by introducing them to Cotton Candy.

Everyone is sugar high- even the Slytherins, he makes a whole black market for the sweet that people are willing to pay more than its weight in gold for. Lily and him work together to fulfill the demand.

Minerva McGonnagall is horrified. But the damage has already been done.

#remus lupin #he was a marauder #let him be a menace #just look at him #sirius black #regulus black #barty gets addicted btw #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #james potter #hes victim too #peter pettigrew #gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #dead gay wizards #dead gay witches #dorcas meadowes #pandora rosier #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #marauders era #marauder era #the marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #marauders fandom #the marauders era #the maruaders #incorrect hp quotes

[rosie-love98]

Snape-Hardbroom-Hobbes Headcanons (Part 1):

-While Snape is a Wand-User, Hardbroom is a Hand-Waver.

-The Sect/Species of Witchcraft the Wizarding World/Hogwarts (The Ingenium Wizards) belongs to are more lenient than the Sect/Species Cackle’s/Pentangle’s/Camelot (The Codice Wizards) belong to. 

-While the Ingeniums call the Codices, “The Prisoners”, the Codices would call the Ingeniums, “The Barmy Ones”. 

-Severus Snape and Constance Hardbroom first met in 1976-1977 when Cackle’s Academy visted Hogwarts.

-Over time, Snape and Hardbroom grew close due to their mutual interest in potions, and LOATHING the antics of the Marauders. As a result, Sirius Black and/or Peter Pettigrew gave Constance the nickname, “Hardbrat”.

-Hardbroom got along well with Lily Evans during their time at the Slug Club.

-Upon seeing Snape and Hardbroom having some cute moments together, James Potter decided to secretly play Cupid. Once finding this out, Lily Evans was suspicious of Potter’s intentions and that the whole thing is a good idea.But when James was adamant as it could be beneficial to Snape as Hardbroom could steer him away from the Death-Eaters.

-Though Potter’s plan seemed to work, Snape was pressured by Mulciber and Avery to be more loyal to Voldemort.

-Snape and Hardbroom got back together sometime in 1982-1983 when Cackle’s went to Hogwarts once again. Now as teachers, the pair became more romantic. Ultimately eloping with few witnesses in 1984. 

-Thier first kiss was during the Valentine’s Day Ball but far away from the crowd as they were outside in the rain (Dumbledore kinda tricked them...).

-The marriage engagement was settled after Snape and Hardbroom had to battle an ancient witch who had been imprisoned within the Mirror Of Erised.

-Minerva McGonnagall’s husband, Elphinstone Urquart, officiated the union due to his work in the Ministry Of Magic.

-Sadly the marriage didn’t last due to various issues. Including the risks of Death-Eaters finding out. Hardbroom and Snape would divorce sometime after New Years of 1986.

-On Christmas of 1985, they had their son at the House of Nicolas Flamel (Constance and Severus had to go into hiding to keep their child secret). As a result, the baby boy was named “Nicholas Brian” after Flamel and Dumbledore.

-As a result of the divorce, Hardbroom and Snape felt ill-equipped to raise their son. Once again with Urquart’s help, baby Nicholas was given to Mr. And Mrs. Hobbes.

-Not even the parents of either Snape or Hardbroom knew about the marriage, the divorce or even about baby Nicholas.

-Upon Snape’s death, Hardbroom attended his funeral, talking with only Harry Potter, Madame Pomfrey and Minerva McGonagall.

-Hardbroom had a picture of a newborn Nicholas placed under her pillow in her bedroom which Mildred Hubble had accidentally found (thanks to Ethel Hallow tricking her into going to Hardbroom’s chambers).

-Nicholas would be told that he was adopted, but didn’t know who his birth parents were.

#headcanons #couple headcanons #harry potter headcanons #worst witch headcanons #1998 the worst witch #the worst witch #harry potter #harry potter films #weirdsister college #nick hobbes #nick hobbes weirdsister college #severus snape #snape #constance hardbroom #hardbroom #snapebroom #snape x hardbroom

[greenerteacups]

the latest lionheart chapter had me cheering at my phone like i was watching a goddamn UFC cage match. i think draco should be allowed to beat peoples ass all the time, personally. shoutout to neil, i’ve had you for two seconds and i would die for you. minerva mcgonnagall is an archangel confirmed canon. this was great, this was splendid, thank you for your contribution to society <3

thank you very much! "draco should be allowed to beat people's asses all the time" is incidentally an opinion that you and draco share!

i always love writing a good old-fashioned fight scene. neil macdonald is one of the few real OC's I've made for this fic — like pure no-canonical-counterpart OC — and I'm very glad you like him! <3

#greenteacup asks #lionheart spoilers #minerva mcgonagall comes down and sees the golden quartet standing there like 'ah same shit different day' #what NOW #i also have this headcanon that students don't get cited for the (canonically rampant) out-of-classes/hallway magic #because the hogwarts No Fucking Snitching rule is IRONCLAD and ENFORCED #thank you very much! <3

[nadiaaldsy]

Stay - Wizarding World AU

Tom Riddle x Minerva Mcgonnagall

Summary: Tom Riddle is trusted by Albus Dumbledore to lead the Hogwart’s counter-attack troops for a war with Gellert Grindlewald’s army. In the raid squad, Tom only invited the male students. Minerva Mcgonnagal who knew this did not accept and went straight to Tom.

Note: This is my first time posting this kind of thing and english is not my first language, so I hope you guys understand if the language I use in this fic seems stiff and very simple. Also, I’m very sorry if this fic is really short. Hope you guys enjoy!!

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"Let me go, Riddle." Minerva said. He repeatedly tried to avoid Tom, but Tom still managed to stop Minerva who wanted to join the counter-attack troops that night.

"Are you crazy?! I won't let you out. You stay here with-" Tom's words were cut short by Minerva's yell.

"With who?!! With other women?!! All of you are so selfish to judge us, "women are so low" until you don't let any of us go to the war!!" Minerva's shout that aimed at Tom managed to make a number of men who were preparing for war sat down.

Hearing Minerva's shout, Tom was silent. He seemed at a loss for words to keep Minerva stay at Hogwarts. Minerva was still glaring at Tom, her anger could no longer be contained. He waited for Tom's answer.

"On behalf of all the gentlemen out there I apologize if our actions tonight seemed like belittling all of you. I just didn't want to-" Tom's words were cut off, he was silent for a moment. Tried to continue the sentence again, but still couldn't. He was silent, staring at Minerva deeply.

"You don't want what?" Minerva asked who also looked into Tom's eyes.

Tom drew closer to Minerva. Suddenly his hand grabbed Minerva's hand, making Minerva quite surprised. He looked at Minerva's hand. Grasping it slowly, then looking back into Minerva's eyes. Close enough.

"I don't want to feel lost." Tom said slowly.

"Again..." added Tom.

At first Minerva didn't understand what Tom was talking about. Tom's sentence is very general, he didn't give any context to the sentence. Tom's eyes still hadn't left Minerva's. Slowly, Minerva understood what Tom meant. Although there is no additional explanation from Tom, but Tom's eyes have explained everything. Tom didn't want to lose Minerva.

#tom x minerva #tomerva #tom riddle #minerva mcgonagall #ship #wizarding world #harry potter #hp #fanfiction #minerva x tom #my writing

[lilsytherinheiress11]

Watch "Minerva McGonnagall’s Inner Dialogue" on YouTube

#harry potter universe #the wizarding world of harry potter #minerva mcgonagall #severus snape #albus dumbledore #rubius hagrid #cornelius fudge #moody #harry james potter #hermione jean granger #ronald bilius weasley #Youtube

[lilacartsmadsion]

Minerva Mcgonnagall = My wife

Me and Minnie /silly /j

Lmao

[seasgods]

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way.”

Minerva McGonagall

#hpedit #minerva mcgonnagall #harry potter #hp #*mine #magicfolk #fandomaestheticnet #hogwartsonline #wwonline #wizardrynet #gryffindorwitchedits #userfranzi #useralexis #userjoy #userreya #usermaira #userjojo #usermahfoy #userjamie

[the-march-hair]

Draco - Minerva, It’s bad enough that we have Longbottom, but now Potter too!! Are you trying to ruin my life!?

Minerva - Don’t you think Mr Potter also deserves a second chance?

#Minerva McGonnagall #wrangling volatile men since 5ever #Draco will get over it #she hopes #draco malfoy #art #sketch

[jaskiersbeloved]

A QUEST?! ALL ABOUT MCGONAGALL?! SIGN ME TF UP, MY QUEEN, I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU

#y'all have no idea how happy i am right now holy fuck #hphm #hogwarts mystery #minerva mcgonnagall #sonia talks

[lalaloves]

Lets face it McGonnagall was the first one to find out about Wolf star.

But not because they were obvious about it, but because she caught them snogging.

-“ Sirius I heard someone” Remus breathes pulling away from the kiss.

Sirius looks down the hall and just sees a cat licking its paw.

“Moony it’s just a cat, come on, the dorms free” and they walk off.

While the cat down the hall way transfigures. “ I knew it” McGonnagall whispers and then chuckles as she walks off to Dumbledores office to claim her 10 galleons.

#wolfstar #wolf #star #remus lupin #sirius black #harry potter #hp #magic #ships #remus x sirius #cute #funny #McGonnagall #minerva #minerva mcgonnagall #secret #dumbledore #bets #galleons #10 #snogging #kisses

[pl4tform9and3quart3rs]

Sirius, to Mcgonnagall: Are you giving me detention? Because I am prepared to light James on fire in protest

Mcgonnagall: What?

James: What?

#harry potter #hp #james potter #sirius black #minerva mcgonnagall #marauders #marauders era #marauders map #incorrect marauders #brotp #marauders chat

[rosie-love98]

*Context: Back in 1982, Severus Snape and Constance Hardbroom eloped in secret with only Amelia Cackle, Minerva McGonnagall and Albus Dumbledore knowing. For safety reasons, the couple’s own parents were kept in the dark. They wouldn’t even know about the son Severus and Constance would have in 1984. The infant son, Nicholas Brian, given to Elizabeth and Harvey Hobbes. Shortly after, Severus and Constance would divorce with all put in the past. Long story short, things changed when the then-dead Severus was brought back to life in 1998. He would reunite with Constance Hardbroom and Nick Hobbes in 2006. And, thanks to Rita Skeeter, the family ties would be exposed. Thus, forcing the family of three to set things right.*

*Severus, Constance and Nick are setting things up at Cackle’s Academy for the arrival of Eileen and Tobias Snape along with Conrad and Claire Hardbroom.*

Severus Snape: Sweet Merlin, I have to have dinner with my parents.

Constance Hardbrooms: Oh my stars, I have to have dinner with my parents.

Nick Hobbes: Ladies and gentlemen-The King and Queen of Drama.

#this might not go well #pray for a miracle #dont worry mcgonagall and cackle will join in #nick hobbes #nick hobbes weirdsister college #weirdsister college #1998 the worst witch #the worst witch #harry potter #harry potter films #credit goes to gilmore girls #wait til the malfoys hear about this #severus snape #constance hardbroom #snape #hardbroom #snapebroom #snape x hardbroom