#morons. Morons

[roobylavender]

one of the most irritating things about romance readers / viewers to me is that despite the obsession with tropes they never really want to be honest with themselves as to the fact that they like for romance to work in a particular way and when they develop a liking for a relationship that doesn’t work along those predetermined parameters they complain as if the relationship has been undermined in text. like i see this esp in response to tragic or restrained romances where people acknowledge there is palpable chemistry and depth of narrative but nonetheless constantly complain that the relationship gets no promo or the payoff happens too late or the characters are never happy and it’s like.. that’s literally.. the point.. like if you want two people to be instantly happy and not faced with problems and you hate a romantic narrative that edges you to the very end and makes the characters really fight for what they have why are you reading / watching whatever this is. why don’t you make this easier for everyone in the room and go pick something else to fawn over that actually bends to your tastes and will

#looking at the bridge her ton discourse lately and cathony fans boggle my mind #like at this point you guys need to admit you think jonathan and simone are sexy and you wanted to see them play different characters #but also this is something i had earlier in mind with respect to jaan e jahan as well #there is such a fantastic tragic romance being penned there and yet people will not fucking shut up #about how it’s taking way too long for anything favorable to the couple to happen #like that’s the point you bozos it’s TRAGIC they’re not supposed to be immediately happy #morons. Morons #to be deleted

[limelocked]

#palestine #icj #israel #as sun tzu said #don’t show all your genocidal actions and language in social media videos #you fool #you absolute moron

[officialspec]

i always roll my eyes a little bit when someone openly looks down on people who are religious/spiritual. ur telling me youve never made a wish before?? never sent a little prayer out into the universe???? get real

#like its worthwhile criticising shit like homeo medicine or evangelism #but ur gonna call someone a brainless moron for doing a tarot reading???? come on man #EDIT OH MY GOD IM AN ATHEIST. I AM AN ATHEIST. IM NOT TRYING TO CONVERT ANYONE ARE YOU SERIOUS

[autogynecologist]

Thurston's Orange Peel Theory

#this is exactly why i'm upset you fucking moron #this is not what a brother and sister are supposed to do

[animentality]

#twitter #elon musk #fucking moron

[r-si]

@kay_wow on tiktok

#queen of the universe #thought this had her info and also didn’t think it’d blow up #also i’ve never had a post this big sorry for the inaccessibility #i was logging it for myself and don’t know how to alt text videos on fucking moronic tumblr mobile

[cosmicisbored]

#martin 100% fell for jon in this moment and never forgave himself for it #he was probably thinking this guys a fucking moron I want to kiss him so badly #tma #tma podcast #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #jonmartin #jmart #art #sketch

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[ourtubahero-blog]

Crowley: I brought down the entire mobile phone network in London.

Crowley: Call Aziraphale!

*All lines to London are busy*

Crowley: 😑 F U C K ! I am not a smart man.

#michael sheen #aziraphale #good omens #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #crowley #good ineffable husbands #the white curl #sheendex #welsh seduction machine #soft scottish hipster gigolo #morosexual #moronical husbands #Crowley is an idiot

[socialjusticeinamerica]

#republican assholes #maga morons #reproductive rights

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

#😂 #republican assholes #maga morons #Trump sycophant #Rudy Ghouliani #Rudolfo got served

[rejectingrepublicans]

Do you have to ask…

#republican assholes #traitor trump #crooked donald #political humor #resist #maga morons

[angelx1992]

#florida #texas #evangelicals #maga morons #qanon morons #vote blue #trump crime family #republican shit show #iowa #utah #meme #arizona #dump trump #memes #alabama #colorado #trump trials

[theeminentlyimpractical]

“why does the fandom portray Aziraphale as such an idiot when he is canonically intelligent”

today a colleague with an engineering phd had a wasp get in his car and drove around with his door open until it flew out and only realized like 10 minutes later he could have rolled down the windows, next question

#the smartest people I know are also complete morons #I once watched the cafeteria woman explain how eggs are cooked to a grown man #good omens #aziraphale can't help it my man has unmedicated angel adhd #also it’s foreplay

[republikkkanorcs]

#republican assholes #maga morons #traitor trump #crooked donald #political humor #deplorables #gullibles #suckers and losers #Republican clown show

[lesbiannieism]

they are such dumbasses i love them

#i have a type and it’s morons #tim drake #robin #red robin #connor kent #kon el #superboy #bart allen #kid flash #young justice #dc #dc comics