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The Osomatsu-San Iceberg 2.0!

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Osomatsu-Kun- A Comedy Manga by Fujio Akatsuka which ran from 1962 to 1969 which followed a group of sextuplet (a multiple birth of six children) brothers. It was later adapted into two anime, one by Studio Zero in 1966 and another by Studio Pierrot in 1988 as well as spin-off by Studio Pierrot in 2015 titled “Osomatsu-San” which follows the sextuplets in their 20-somethings as NEETS.

Fourth-Wall Breaks- Osomatsu-San has multiple moments where the characters will break the fourth wall, such as in the first episode where the characters try to be a “proper anime”, or worship Fujio Akatsuka like a god.

Visual Distinguishers- The Matsuno Brothers have multiple visual distinguishers so the audience can more easily tell the brothers apart. Examples include: Signature Color, Hairstyles, and Facial Expressions. The brothers were given different colors supposedly because the character designer couldn’t tell the difference between them.

Parodies + References- The anime makes dozens of parodies and references to other anime/popular media such as Attack on Titan, Saw, Demon Slayer, Naruto, and Sailor Moon. The anime’s extreme popularity in Japan also led to other anime to parody and reference Osomatsu-San including The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, Love Rice, and JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Osomatsu-San has too many references to other anime and there’s too many references to Osomatsu-San from other media, so I just included it as one entry.

NEET- A common acronym in Japan which stands for Not in Education, Employment, or Training, but also includes anyone who is not engaged in housework, unemployed, not seeking work, and not in any school or work-related training.

F6- The F6 are the idealized version of the Matsuno brothers that parody pretty-boy anime. The “F” in F6 stands for Fujio, as in Fujio Akatsuka, the creator of the original manga. In the first episode, their first appearance, Ichimatsu transforms into a hybrid stylization of the 2015 anime and the 1966 anime, but in the season finale they are seen alongside the Matsuno brothers, implying they are separate characters.

___Matsu Boys and Girls- The fan term for each of the six brothers, based on Karamatsu’s line calling his fans his “Karamatsu girls and boys”.

Banned 1st Episode- The 1st episode of the anime was banned in Japan due to copyright law, as Japan has no clause for parody and has a more strict interpretation of fair use. It was never confirmed which company filed a copyright infringement against Osomatsu-San, but there is a theory that the Attack on Titan parody was the main culprit. The episode has still not been released on physical media and all streaming services do not carry the first episode, instead beginning the series on the second episode.

The Osomatsu-San Movie- Released on March 15th 2019, the movie follows the brothers traveling back in time to meet their high school selves and to resolve one of the brothers’ biggest regrets.

Collab Ad Campaigns- Osomatsu-San has collaborated with dozens of other brands on merchandise/advertisement campaigns. Many of these collaborations have created special events and merchandise for Osomatsu-San. Examples include: Ministop, Sweets Paradise, Dohtonbori Okonomiyaki, and Sanrio.

Akatsuka’s 80th- Osomatsu-San was created in honor of Fujio Akatsuka’s 80th Birthday and death, having died at 72 in 2008.

Todomatsu Face Meme- In the episode “Todomatsu and the 5 Demons” Todomatsu makes a face at his brothers for talking to the Sutabaa baristas, which has become a meme that has even spread outside the Osomatsu-San fandom.

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Homura-Chan is a Porn Actress- Although nothing is stated outright, it is heavily implied in her first episode appearance that she is a porn actress as Osomatsu finds a porn movie and seems surprised by the cover before going on to have a conversation with Jyushimatsu which Jyushi ultimately avoids.

Karamatsu Wears Contacts- A fun fact that few in the fandom seem to remember is that Karamatsu wears contact lenses. Although he (and all the Matsuno Brothers) have brown eyes, he wears brown contacts, but the presumed reason he wears contacts is because circle contacts (mainly worn by cosplayers and Japanese teen girls) make eyes look bigger and cuter- which is why Osomatsu insults him for wearing them.

Episode 3.5- Also titled “Episode 3.5: Virgin Heroes”, an episode was created to be put on home media releases to replace the 1st episode due to the ban. It is chronologically after Episode 3 but before Episode 4 and has two segments. The first segment features the F6 in a parody commercial, with the second focusing on Choromatsu seeing a group of college kids having a barbecue and being visited by the Cherry Boys (the other five Matsuno brothers in Power-Ranger parody outfits)

BLMatsu- A fandom term for incest ships involving the Matsuno brothers romantically or sexually. BL stands for Boys Love, which is a popular anime and manga term for gay male pairings typically aimed at women. Common ships include OsoChoro and KaraIchi.

Broken Heart Tongue- A small detail in the series is that whenever Jyushimatsu is depicted smiling, his tongue is in the shape of a heart, but in the episode “Jyushimatsu’s Girlfriend” when Jyushimatsu is crying at Chibita’s Oden stand, his tongue is a broken heart.

Matsus Unknown Age- The brothers’ age has never been specified in the Osomatsu-San anime. They are said to “not be older than 24 or 25” and that their parents have been married 24 years and they were born soon after, so they have been assumed to be around 24 but it has never been confirmed.

Girlymatsus not Related- A common misconception in the fandom is that the Girlymatsus are sisters, or the earlier fan theory in Season 1 that they are the Matsuno brothers in drag- but the Girlymatsus were later confirmed just to be friends.

An Anecdote With Horses- An exclusive episode made in collaboration with the Japan Racing Association (JRA) which aired on December 16th, 2016 which featured skits of the Matsuno brothers racing horses.

English Dub Production Issues- After Viz Media acquired the rights to Osomatsu-San, it came out in September 2020 that the English Dub of Osomatsu-San was delayed to be reworked as well as having to replace Christopher Niosi (Choromatsu’s original VA) with Sean Chiplock, due to abuse allegations which Christopher later confessed to.

4th ED is the only ED without stop-motion- While the majority of the Osomatsu-San ending themes feature stop-motion using a variety of items such as toys, clothing, and food; the 4th ending (the second ending of the second season) uses slow-motion footage of paint being dumped onto busts of the Matsuno brothers.

Pine Tree- The kanji for “Matsu” translates to Pine Tree, which is why the pine tree symbol is so frequent in the show’s iconography, such as in the title and on the brothers’ sweaters.

The Hipipo Tribe and The Glistening Fruit- The first of two movies released to celebrate the sixth anniversary of the anime, which features the brothers journeying to find a fruit which grants wishes before encountering the Hipipo Tribe.

Hatabou’s Meat- In the episode “Tell Us, Hatabou”, Hatabou sells meat out of a variety of vendors, but when the brothers ask what kind of meat it is he refuses to answer. Earlier in the episode his employees try to boot him from the company, which leads to his new business venture, implying that the meat is of his former employees though it is never stated outright within the show.

The Soul’s Takoyaki Party and The Legendary Sleepover Party- The second of the two movies released to celebrate the sixth anniversary of the anime, which features the brothers hosting a takoyaki (grilled dough balls with octopus inside with a variety of toppings) party which turns into a sleepover.

Hair Color Change- In the original series Osomatsu-Kun, both the 60s and 80s, the brothers had brown hair but in Osomatsu-San they are depicted with black hair.

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May 24th- The Birthday of the Matsuno Brothers.

Fandubs- Due to the long development time and many delays of the official English Dub, there are multiple fandom dubs of the anime.

Fan Vocaloids- The Osomatsu-San fandom has many popular fan vocaloid covers, some of the most well-known including Matryoshka, Normie Eradication Committee, Rolling Girl, and LOVE 1000%.

Hesokuri Wars/Tabimatsu- Also known as “Osomatsu-San Hesokuri Wars -Battle of the NEETS-“ is tower-defense style strategy mobile game that was released in Japan in 2016 and later being released in English in 2017, before being shut down on October 2nd of 2022 to make way for Tabimatsu. Players would choose a team of 10 characters to fight through stages, with dozens of exclusive events and character variations being released. Many popular AUs in the fandom were inspired by sets released for Hesokuri Wars.

Each Brother’s Name Meaning- Osomatsu translates to lame, or Osoi which means slow- referring to him being the most “basic” of the brothers and lazy. Kara can mean emptiness, referring to his narcissism and chasing his brothers’ approval. Choroi translates to simple, referring to his more average personality. Ichimatsumuyo means checkered pattern (along the lines of a Go board). Jyushimatsu translates to society finch, which are known to be kind like Jyushi. Todomatsu meaning Manchurian fir or “finally”, as “finally” was his catchphrase in the original 60s anime.

Jyushimatsu’s Catchphrase Change- In the first season Jyushimatsu’s main catchphrase was “Muscle Muscle, Hustle Hustle” but in season two and onwards, it was changed more to “Booeh.” There wasn’t any explanation given by the show staff as to why it was changed.

Letter’s Contents- The entire letter Choromatsu had written in “Letter” was never revealed, with only one or two lines spoken by Choromatsu at the beginning of the skit describing what he’d written before later modifying it, leading fans to speculate exactly what was written.

Brothers are pure evil- At the end of the episode “Godmatsu”, in order to defeat Godmatsu the brothers combine their darkness to create Akamatsu. Once Godmatsu is defeated, they absorb only Akamatsu back into themselves, therefore only being made of their evil self. This possibly explains their more violent nature after this point in the series.

AOP Breakup- AOP is an idol group that formed in 2012 under the agency Nikkei Entertainment. The group created multiple songs for the anime, including the theme songs “Zenryoku Batankyu wa Yoiko Dake”, “Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake”, “Maboroshi Wink”, and “nice to NEET You!” On December 14th, 2020 the band stated they would be ceasing activities before disbanding in 2021.

Sakurai Drama- Takahiro Sakurai is the original VA for Osomatsu who admitted in 2022 to having cheated on his wife for 10 years, planning to eventually marry his affair partner. Due to this scandal, Osomatsu-San content has been delayed for the past two years.

Religionmatsu- A popular AU which depicts the Matsu brothers as gods, devils, angels, and clergymen. One of the few AUs which was created by the fandom and not inspired by a Hesokuri Wars set.

Sickfics- A fanfiction genre in which one character cares for another who is sick. These fanfics are particularly popular in the Osomatsu-San fandom because of the episode “We Caught a Cold” in which all of the brothers catch a cold and each have a moment to care for the others.

Matsuno Family Dependents- A “wallpaper simulator” type mobile game where the player collects variants of the Matsu brothers and raises them.

Dekapanman- A Parody of Anpanman in which Dekapan dresses up as a hero that gives items from pants to children which was significantly censored due to the controversy and copyright infringement caused by the parody.

Shueisha Manga- Beginning in 2016, a manga series was released alongside the anime. Published by Shueisha in the magazine You from 2016 to 2018 then Cookie from 2018 to 2020 with 10 volumes of stories not featured in the anime.

Only Child Theory- Theory that states that Osomatsu is an Only child with a personality disorder that causes him to develop different personalities that are “his brothers”. As the first known sextuplets to have been born and all survive were born in 1974, many years after the original 60s anime aired. The skit “Sanematsu” is often used as proof for this theory.

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Stage Shows- “Osomatsu-San on Stage: SIX MEN’S SHOW TIME” is a musical adaptation of the original anime, with three seasons matching the anime and having been released on home media.

Episode 10 Controversy- There are some reports of Episode 10 causing controversy upon release for having characters transition to women for personal gain. (Though I will admit, in my research I could not find any comments/posts accusing the show of being transphobic. The only slight criticism I could find was of the ending being too harsh towards Chibita and Iyami’s actions and the episode’s pacing being too slow. I am not claiming that the controversy does or does not exist, or that the episode is or isn’t offensive, I just could not find any evidence in my research of people taking offense to it.)

More Than 6 Brothers- Theory that there are more than 6 brothers as in some scenes in the anime and some promotional material it appears that there’s more than 6 brothers. Though there are episodes in the anime in which another brother is accepted into the group or created such as Godmatsu or Akamatsu.

Where is Orange Matsu?- The brothers all fit the primary (Red- Osomatsu, Yellow- Jyushimatsu, Blue- Karamatsu) and secondary (Green- Choromatsu, Purple- Ichimatsu) colors with the exception of orange as Todomatsu’s main color is pink. This has led some to theorize that there is a secret orange brother. The show creators stated that they made Todomatsu’s color pink to make his style more feminine and youthful, as well as to show that he’s intentionally trying to not fit in with his brothers by not following the same pattern.

Pazzmatsu- AKA Puzzlematsu is a match-3-tiles puzzle mobile game released in Japan in 2016 which continued until April 2018 when it was rebooted as “New Pazzmatsu”.

Doramatsu- A series of audio drama CDs that include unique stories that did not appear in the anime.

Matsus Stay Dead After S2- In the finale of Season 2, the brothers die from a plane crash and are sent to hell for their numerous misdeeds. This theory posits that the brothers stayed dead after the end of season two and that season three is their personal hell. This is a joke theory to explain season three’s shift in focus.

Osomatsu-San the Live-Action Movie- A Live-Action movie with a unique story based on Osomatsu-San with members of the J-Pop group Snow Man playing the Matsu brothers.

Brothers can’t be told apart in 1st promo- In the first promotional image released for the anime, the brothers’ personalities and visual distinguishers hadn’t been ironed out yet so long-time fans of the series noticed that it’s near impossible to distinguish which brother is which in the image. The only brother that is able to be identified is the center brother holding Karamatsu’s signature glasses.

Osomatsu-Kun Grows Up- Technically Osomatsu-San is an alternate universe to the original Osomatsu-Kun series canon, as in 1993 a beer ad was published showing what the Matsu brothers became when they reached adulthood. Osomatsu becomes a salaryman, Karamatsu marries a grocer’s daughter and helps with the family business, Choromatsu becomes a policeman, Ichimatsu marries and becomes a CEO, Jyushimatsu becomes a doctor, and Todomatsu works in a fish market.

Light Novels- Osomatsu-San has spawned a handful of Light Novels and short stories with plots not included in the anime. Examples include: Osomatsu-San the Beforematsu and Aftermatsu, VS Kochikame, and Shut Up Osomatsu.

April Fools- To celebrate April Fools, Osomatsu-San has released multiple fake announcements and fake Tabimatsu sets. This includes the 2015 announcement that the series would be releasing a new Osomatsu-Kun project, the 2017 announcement that a live-action adaptation starring the Byplayers would replace the anime, and the 2019 Tabimatsu set with a Irasutoya art style.

Yamano to Matsuno- The last name of the family was originally Yamano but was changed to Matsuno last minute as Yamano was considered a more “generic” last name.

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Date or Work- Also known as “Osomatsu-San the Game” is an adventure game released in Japan in 2017 for the PSVita. The story has you play as a heroine who gets calls and texts from the brothers asking for advice on their quest to get a job.

Karamatsu is Bisexual- In the first Osomatsu-San movie Karamatsu says “Sorry to keep you waiting, Karamatsu girls and boys!” Also in a drama CD Karamatsu reads off a love poem that he wrote to a male convenience store worker named Kumada Youji. It’s still debated whether the drama CD is canon to the anime and if the line in the movie was just referring to his fans in a non-romantic or sexual sense.

Recycled Scripts- Some of the episodes such as “Iyami, Alone in the Wind”, “ESP Kitty”, and ”The Life of Chibita’s Flower” were based off of chapters of Osomatsu-Kun modified to fit the series. Some skits from Season 3 were also based off of Doramatsu tracks.

Do Matsu’s Smoke?- A topic of debate in the Western fandom, Karamatsu is shown to smoke in multiple episodes and Osomatsu has been shown to be surrounded by cigarette boxes previously but it hasn’t been stated whether the other four brothers smoke.

Brothers had freckles- In the original Akatsuka designs for the brothers, they were designed to have freckles on their cheeks as well as other different facial features. These were changed to make the faces look more cute and easier to draw.

Ichi’s Personality given to Todomatsu- Ichimatsu’s Personality was going to be more snarky and rude than his current more doom and gloom. His characterization was instead given to Todomatsu by Miyu Irino’s suggestion, thinking that the youngest brother being catty would be funnier.

Life-Sized Statues- For the 2016 Summer Wonder Festival, the company Figurex 3D printed life-size statues of the six brothers, with smaller versions of the figures being sold at the event as well. While some have reappeared at Osomatsu-San events, such as the Ichimatsu figure, some have not been seen since their original showcase; this has led fans to search for the statues current locations. There is a link to buy one of the statues from one of the Japanese websites that first reported the event, but the link is now dead and leads to an error page.

Osomatsu-Kun Video Game- AKA “Osomatsu-Kun: Nonsense Theater” is a platforming video game released for the Sega Mega Drive in 1988 based on the original Osomatsu-Kun manga to promote the upcoming anime. The game only had a total of three levels with confusing level design and bad controls that caused it to gain an infamous reputation. It has recently gained a cult following as a kusoge (a Japanese video game that is celebrated for its awful quality.)

Cheaper by the Dozen- The manga was originally loosely based on the TV Show “Cheaper By the Dozen” (an American film from 1950 about a couple and their 12 children) with there being 12 children, but Akatsuka found it too hard to fit 12 characters in a single panel so he decided to cut the amount in half. Eventually changing it to be identical sextuplet brothers.

Denki Mystery- A popular AU that started as a Hesokuri Wars set. As opposed to other Hesokuri Wars sets, Denki Mystery had an entire storyline based on mystery novels, David Lynch films, and Japanese horror.

Iyami + Dekapan Made By Akatsuka’s Assistant- Both the characters Iyami and Dekapan were created by Fujio Akatsuka’s Assistant and later added to the manga.

Rice balls are Govt plants/Destroy NEETS Theory- Theory that the Riceballs were created by the government to reform NEETs to be functioning members of society.

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Six Same Faces #3 Song in Japan- On the week of December 28th, 2015 the song SIX SAME FACES ～今夜は最高!!!!!!~ (the first ending song of the first season) reached #3 on the Billboard Hot 100 in Japan, following the album’s release on December 16th, 2015.

Clone Theory- Theory that states that the brothers were cloned from Osomatsu. (I will admit I cannot find my previous evidence of this theory, if anyone does have proof of someone creating this theory or evidence for the theory please let me know.)

Sheeh Was a Real Trend- Iyami’s catchphrase/punchline used to be a cultural meme when Osomatsu-Kun was big in Japan. Famous figures to imitate Iyami include Godzilla and John Lenon from The Beatles.

VR Game- A virtual reality game collab that ran in Anime Plaza Machida and Adore’s Sunshine Store from 2017 to 2018 in which the player would hang out with the Matsu brothers in the bathhouse. It was later released theatrically as “Movies in VR!” in 2018 with “Evangelion: Another Impact”.

Fesmatsu- To celebrate each season’s release, a festival was thrown which would feature live action skits performed by the voice cast.

Todo is the hardest to animate- According to some of the animators who worked on the first season of the anime, Todomatsu was the hardest to animate of the six brothers because of his more feminine and youthful mannerisms.

Pachinko Games- Pachinko (an arcade gambling game) Games made in collaboration with Osomatsu-San, typically reusing animation from the anime though some have original animation exclusive to particular pachinko games. Examples include: Pachislot: Osomatsu-San, Pachislot: Osomatsu-San ~The Surprise~, & CR Osomatsu-San THE Drum.

Korean Dub Censorship- Due to South Korea’s strict censorship laws, Osomatsu-San was heavily censored by completely removing shots or scenes that featured characters being nude or wearing swimsuits. Some of the ridiculous censoring goes to the point where if a character is wearing a bikini, the entire screen will be cropped to only show their chin and up. Any scenes including nudity, swearing, violence, and sexual references were cut from airing or censored to hell and back (which to be fair is 99% of Osomatsu-San.)

Browser Games- Games that were available through Yahoo, some which were ported to AU SmartPass in the Osomatsu-San NEET Collection. Some examples include: Quiz Battle, Pleasing Totoko-Chan, & Osomatsu-SAN’s Black Factory.

Love Letter Board Game- A board game which players play as the brothers trying to woo Totoko-Chan.

*Matsuno Official Sex Toys- In collaboration with Kanojo Toys, a Japanese adult toy manufacturer, two dildos replicating Ichimatsu’s and Jyushimatsu’s canon lengths were released. The items were meant to be gag gifts but sold better than expected. The official website mocking Jyushimatsu’s girth and Ichimatsu’s length. “Hand massagers” of the other four brothers were also released. I hope y’all like this iceberg because now I’m being aggressively marketed at Japanese sex toys for researching everything on here.

S3E10 Aired on Crunchyroll before Japan- The tenth episode of the third season of the anime was delayed from airing as the channel was broadcasting the TV Tokyo Live 2020 U.S. Women’s Open which had previously been delayed due to rain. Though due to an error, the episode was released on time on streaming platforms early.

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Dmatsu-San- An internet series animated with Flash that aired on NTT DoComo to tie in with season 2 of the anime. The series includes 12 episodes, each at a minute’s length. Each episode features one of the sextuplets interacting with either Totoko or Iyami.

# of Dayons- In the episode “Let’s Get a Job” the brothers work in a factory that is revealed to be creating Dayons or clones of Dayon- as well as in the episode “Dayon Tribe” it’s shown that there’s an entire society living within Dayon’s stomach. This has led fans to question how many Dayons there are in the world of the anime, or if every appearance of Dayon is a different Dayon.

Sheeh-Wave- An internet radio series with the VA for Iyami interviewing other voice actors in character as Iyami. Having two seasons with the first airing from 2015 to 2016 and the second airing from 2017 to 2018 broadcast on Animate.TV.

*PASH Reveals Matsunos fetishes- In a magazine interview with the VAs for the Matsu brothers, each of their VAs had to guess their character’s fetish. Osomatsu- Boobs, Karamatsu- “As long as there’s love”, Choromatsu- “I won’t say” or humiliation as said in a Drama CD, Ichimatsu- Paw pads, Jyushimatsu- “Eh?”, Todomatsu- legs and bellybutton wrinkles.

2 Withheld Skits- 2 skits that were removed after the Dekapanman apology. Presumably parodies of other Japanese children’s media, but no information about what they were have been released.

The Red String of Fate Lost Fan Song- A fan vocaloid that was released on YouTube and Niconico Douga that featured a thumbnail with the sextuplets laying in a circle with a red string connecting them together. The red string wraps around Osomatsu’s finger and forms a heart in Todomatsu’s hands. The song had the brothers sing about their connection together before bursting into tears at the song’s climax. The video has been taken down since 2020 and is now lost media.

*Fetishmatsu- The part of the Osomatsu-San community that creates fetish media featuring Osomatsu-San characters. Please take caution when researching further, because I’m not messing up my search history any further.

*Live-Action Matsu Porn- Osomatsu-San being such a popular series, multiple live-action porn videos featuring the Osomatsu-San characters (mainly featuring Karamatsu & Ichimatsu). Examples include: Karamatsu Maturbates for You, IchiKara Hajimeyo!, and Ichimatsu Spanks It.

*Amputee Karamatsu- An infamous piece of fetishmatsu art that depicts Karamatsu with his legs cut off.

Osomatsu-Sanpo- A Pokemon-GO style game where players would find and catch different variations of the sextuplets through AR on their mobile device. It only ran from February to September 2017.

Swimsuit Hesokuri Set- An unreleased Hesokuri set which has the Matsu brothers wearing pretty plain-looking one-piece bathing suits. Possibly used for testing out game mechanics in updates.

What Does Sheeh Mean?- Iyami’s catchphrase which he will scream out when surprised. When asked what the phrase meant, Fujio Akatsuka never answered, leaving the phrase a mystery to this day.

*IchiKara Endurance Battle- An infamous doujinshi piss fic with Ichimatsu and Karamatsu having an “endurance battle.” Please take caution when researching further.

*Periodmatsu- An image of a Matsu brother drawn in period blood on someone’s thigh posted by the account “Periodmatsu”. It is debated whether the image was faked or real. Often confused for Period Drama Osomatsu-San, an episode from the second season of the anime.

*Banana Milky Way (Meiboku)- An infamous beastiality doujinshi with Ichimatsu and the tiger from S1E10.

*Assault Machine Gun- An infamous 2016 doujinshi by Tellmin in which the Matsu brothers are sexually assaulted and r*ped for not being able to pay their debts to Chibita.

Rejected Bathhouse Quiz Short- A rejected skit from “Christmas Osomatsu-San”. Airing only at the 2017 Spring Nationwide Invitational Screening Festival alongside clips of each Matsu brother depending on which room you entered. Now considered to be lost media.

*Todokaras- An infamous member of the fandom that scammed their fans/followers, groomed minors, promoted beastiality, abused animals, and claimed victimhood. This is just *some* of their behavior. Please take caution when researching further.

Thank you all for all of your support and patience, if you have any questions I will try to answer to the best of my ability!

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Okay what about famous reader ( singer ,actress or model) where her and max got a divorce and they have kids together and max is with Kelly after the divorce then he sees a gossip page where there the reader is dating someone ( maybe another driver or not ) and he gets jealous and ending up having argument with lots of angst with reader maybe ends in angry sex 😝🤭🤭

Jealousy — Ex!husband!DadMax Verstappen x Ex!Wife!Mom!reader

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Max’s phone buzzed with notifications of F1 fans tagging him in gossip pages of his Ex wife and the Mother of his two kids that read Marvel Actress seen out on the town with Co-Star Sebastian Stan. Max was pissed,even if he didn’t have a right to be, he still was. You were the one who asked for the divorce.

Max was never present due to his job in Formula one and when he was present he was only on his Sim live-streaming.

He slowly became distant so when you divorced him two weeks later he got with Kelly and moved in with her and her daughter. Max was a better father to the little girl than he was to his own two children who didn't understand the situation. So yeah max didn’t have the right to be pissed.

He always chose sim racing over being a father to his own children and it made you livid that he was only around when it was something that he wanted to do.

When you asked for a divorce he moved in with Kelly within the same week and was present for her daughter all the time. Which in all honesty pissed you off more even though you had moved on.

The fact that he was more willing to be a father to a child that wasn’t his than the children he had with you was what angered you most.

Max threw on his shoes and left his penthouse apartment and made his way over to your place it wasn’t a long walk Monaco wasn’t that big. You only stayed for the boys so they could still see their father.

Max used his key to get inside your apartment he knew that you weren’t home. He knew that you were dropping the boys off at their friends house for a birthday party /sleepover.

Max sat down on the couch and began to stew in his thoughts. He was still angry but he was angry over the fact that he was angry. He thought about Kelly and Sebastian Stan. Sebastian Stan a better option for a husband than him.

He thought about the boys and their birthday party sleepover he had no idea about. He thought about how he was missing out on their lives.

But also the fact that you were out on a date with Sebastian was pissing him off to the extreme.

The jealousy was taking over him, he thought about all the times that you were left alone with the boys while he was off sim racing.

He thought about the times that he was only around when it was convenient for him and if it weren’t for them you would have divorced him years ago.

He had taken you for granted and was now angry that someone else was giving you what he couldn’t give you but knew you deserved.

The jealousy was overtaking all rational thoughts.

The anger and jealousy in him flared with the sounds of the front door unlocking. He was waiting for you to walk in so that you could see the fury and jealousy that consumed him.

His thoughts ran rampant while he waited for you to come in, the thoughts of other men taking your attention made him angry.

A sense of pride in his ego told him that he was better for you than any other man would be.

The fact that you had asked for the divorce and were already out on a date made him feel weak,like he failed you.

He felt emasculated that another man was getting the attention that he should be getting.

He was about to let you have it but he waited on you to come in the house. Waiting for you to walk in and have to face him.

The feelings were overwhelming, anger that you had moved on, jealousy that another man had caught your attention, fear that you may never take him back.

All these thoughts were making his pride rage and he felt he was going to explode with all these feelings consuming him at the same time.

You had no idea he was sitting on the couch waiting for you. He was furious with his thoughts, all the pent up anger from the jealousy, and fear of having lost you forever was turning his anger to rage.

His thoughts about another man having your attention and being the man that he never was was infuriating him to the point of no return.

He was waiting for you on the couch, ready to rage.

The footsteps became louder and the front door started to open, Max had to try and stop himself from acting like a fool. His hands were trembling and his heart was racing.

The footsteps became louder and Max heard the voice of his ex wife saying out loud “ Hello”.

His heart was racing and his palms were sweaty, Max had to stop himself before he let his rage consume him.

“Max, how'd you get in here?” you asked, startled.

“I still have a set of keys, remember?” He said this while still stewing in his own anger.

His jealousy and rage had made him want to say things to you that he would regret, but he had to stop himself before it reached that point.

“Where were you just now?” he asked in a tone that made you feel uneasy.

The rage in his eyes was becoming more evident with every second.

He asked the question again in a more firm tone.

“Where were you just now?” He asked again, this time taking on the tone of a father questioning his teenager.

“Dropping the boys off at a friend's house, why do you care?” You asked.

“I care because I’m still your husband”. He said this through gritted teeth.

The jealousy in him was starting to get the best of him, the fact that someone else (Sebastian) was getting your attention made him angry and furious beyond belief.

“I thought we were trying to figure things out” He said this just below a loud voice.

“And yet here you are on a date with another man.”

“Ex husband max don’t forget that” you said

“Yeah,yeah” He said this in a disgruntled tone.

“Ex husband” he said the second time with a tone that made it clear he never wanted to hear those words again.

He was more angry with himself for losing you than he was with you for moving on.

The jealousy and rage was starting to bubble over but he still had a bit of control over it for now.

“What is your problem max?”

“What’s my problem?” He said this in a raised voice, the jealousy and rage was reaching the point of no return.

“I thought we were trying to figure things out and then I hear you’re on some date with, with “Sebastian “ he said the name in an almost irritated voice.

The jealousy was consuming him, the fact that there was another man getting the attention he should have been getting was the straw that broke the camels back.

Oh cut the crap Max you don’t have a right to be jealous!” You say getting annoyed with him

“Don’t have a right to be jealous?” He asked this as though you were the crazy one.

“ I may not have a right to be jealous but I still am.” He said this in a very annoyed tone.

The anger and jealousy was becoming very apparent in his tone and his facial expression.

“We would still be married if you stepped up and actually been a father and Husband max” you yell

“Step up?” He yelled this almost as though he was offended.

“I was busy doing something that I enjoyed doing and that made me good money.” He said this as though it was an excuse that made him less at fault.

The rage in him and the jealousy was boiling inside of him.

“I was more than a husband, I provided financially for this family,I am not at fault that you can’t appreciate that.” He said this with anger and a little bit of resentment.

“We needed you and you weren’t here!” You yelled back

“I was providing so that you could be a stay at home Mom, I am the reason that you had a roof over your head!” He yelled this as though he was trying to make himself seem like less of a douche.

The jealousy and rage was boiling inside him.

He couldn’t believe that you were more concerned with him being home than him paying for your lifestyle, he was getting to the point of no return of letting his anger explode over you.

“I gave up my entire career to stay home with the boys Max so don’t give me that bullshit excuse I have money too remember!” You yelled

“Not nearly as much as me!” He yelled this back at her, the ego in him and his anger wouldn’t let her one up his argument.

“Yeah you have money but I still made way more!” He yelled this back at her.

The rage in him was boiling over he could feel it and hear it in his own voice and his tone.

“And I pay the bills so without me you wouldn’t be able to afford this lifestyle!” he said this in attempt to one up your argument.

Still trying to make himself seem like he shouldn’t be to blame.

The rage and jealousy that was brewing inside of him was growing and becoming more apparent as it became more intense.

“Get out max!”

“No I’m not leaving”. He yelled as though he had a right to stay.

His ego and pride were not letting him leave without getting the last word.

The anger and jealousy was completely taking over him and his thoughts were irrational now. He was losing his grip with his control over his emotions.

“Get out Max!” You yelled one more time pointing to the door.

“No”

“No?”

“No I won’t leave” max said

“Why not?” You asked

“Because I still love you dammit!” Max yelles

The words caught you off guard.

The jealousy and rage inside him started to calm down a bit when he admitted he still loved you.

The rage and jealousy were subsiding but still lingering inside of him.

“You still love me?” you asked to confirm what you just heard.

“Yeah I still love you.” Max said this with his anger and jealousy beginning to subside.

The last bit of rage in him was becoming silent.

His heart was starting to race faster again, he was getting excited.

You and max were breathing heavy form all the yelling. No one said anything no one moved.

Max couldn’t stand the silence so he hastily walked over to you and kissed you.

His kiss took you by surprise, but the rush of excitement made you go with it.

The anger and jealousy were silent, but a different feeling was starting to take over.

Kissing him back in an almost passionate way.

The anger and jealousy had subsided and had been replaced with an entirely different feeling that felt so right.

You and Max began to tear each other's clothes off. In an almost primal rush of lust, passion and pent up anger.

The tension finally released and the rush of being with your ex husband again became more apparent, and as the rush continued it only became stronger.

The rush of excitement and lust became stronger and stronger, more intense.

Both of you were becoming almost lost in the moment, it had been so long since both of you felt this passionate and right.

The sensation was amazing and both of you were enjoying it immensely, the feeling of being together again and the rush of the moment was becoming so overwhelming.

The tension and pressure built up inside both of you, it was almost like a buildup of a climax.

The heat of the moment began to rise, and both your breathing began to quicken.

The buildup began to approach a climax, almost like a dam that was about to burst. There was so much pressure and tension that was building up.

The climax was almost upon you both, you could sense that it was close and that it was going to be one of the most intense feelings of your life.

You could feel yourself getting there and so was he, the pressure and tension was building to an almost unbearable level.

“Max im-“

“I know” max says his thrust getting sloppy

The sensation began to build even more and you both knew what was about to happen.

The rush was like no other, your body began to tense up and it felt like everything was tightening all over.

“I-I-“ you couldn’t even get the words out. The buildup was at its peak.

Your body began to shake and the feeling started to reach its climax, everything around you felt like it was slowing down.

The climax was upon you both, the overwhelming sensation of heat and relief was taking over. Both of you finally reaching the peak, the climax of the sensation was intense even more so than you imagined.

Both of you were breathing heavily, the intense sensation was finally over and the pressure and tension had been released.

You both were still feeling the sensation as your breathing began to slow down and the intense moment was over.

“That was amazing” Max said this out of breath and excitement.

“It was” you said back out of breath and excitement.

Both of you were still riding the high of the intense sensation that was just experienced.

Both of you just laid there breathing heavily and enjoying the feeling of what had just taken place, both of you were silent but the feeling of satisfaction and relief was indescribably amazing.

You both just laid there in each others arms, the rush was over but the feeling was still lingering.

Both of you stayed silent for a while, the feeling was still lingering and the aftermath of the sensation was still very apparent.

Both of you just laid there letting the sensation play out to its fullest until it started to dwindle down.

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kankuroplease · 1 year

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Kibahina, KibaIno, and KibaSaku kids 👊💐🌸

#my art #kiba inuzuka #kibahina #kibaino #kibasaku #multikiba #naruto fan children #perfectly blended twins #inoichi’s eyes #tsume’s fluffy hair

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sanrio-gyal · 2 months

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The cultural significance of

Akatsuki amvs to “calling all the monsters” or “pokerface”

the Kakuhida and Sasodei “anything you can do” I can do better animatics.

“Akatsuki funny pictures” with the songs hamster dance, witch doctor, and boom boom boom boom.

The yaoi, seme, uke, lemon discourse. The “ukes” randomly ending up in skirts and dresses

The various mpreg Akatsuki fanfics. The Akatsuki fan children.

Kisaita, Sasodei, Kakuhida and tobizet amvs with the “warning yaoi. Don’t like don’t watch.” Or “warning boy x boy. Please no flames”

The Akatsuki cat fics.

Them literally being the tumblr sexy men.

The random “glomps” and Japanese words throughout fanfics.

The skinny black jeans and converse fits in every fanfic.

The Akatsuki high school fics where they were all bad boys and wore hoodies with the cloud on it.

The rock band aus.

The random ocs that somehow always got with Itachi.

The Akatsuki cosplay videos on yt and the awkward cosplays posted on deviantart.

The Akatsuki forums.

The Akatsuki members having to share one bed while traveling.

The end notes where the author would argue with the Akatsuki members.

Naruto joining the Akatsuki. The various fanfics and artwork that had an obsession with collars.

The time where people were confused about Deidara and Konan’s gender, sasori was drawn with white hair, and people thought Tobi was a teenager.

The ships sasori x zetsu, konan x Hidan, Madara x Deidara, Tobi x Zetsu, Itachi x Deidara.

The fangirls and ocs harassing the members and konan being a fujoshi.

The Akatsuki dress up flash games.

Sigh….what a time to be alive

#the 2000s fandom was so fun #early internet culture #akatsuki #deidara #sasori #konan #hidan #kisame #kakuzu #sasodei #kisaita #Kakuhida

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moumouton4 · 11 months

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Hello hello hello~

If your requests are open then could I please request a Naruto x female!Reader smut where Naruto has a breeding kink + biting kink, possibly with dom and sub dynamic mixed in there

A more detailed request for you~

Love your writing, I hope you will have fun writing this one!

Lots of love and inspiration for ya~

Mythy~

Breeding Kink Hc || Naruto Uzumaki X fem!reader

A/n : Hey my little Marvel fan 😍 I really hope you'll like it ! I've never thought the possibility of Naruto having a breeding kink and now I'm falling in love with that idea

Warning : Nsfw, breeding kink, biting kink, mention of penetration, kinda dom / sub dynamic, dirty talk, 18+ READERS ONLY and wrap it before you tap it

Masterlist ⚜

I don’t give permission to repost my work, if you want to share it just reblogue it

Word count : 620

You'd known each other for years, and Naruto had always been the same cheerful, playful, bright-eyed boy he'd always been

Over time, he'd gone from friend to boyfriend to fiancé to husband. And despite all that, he hadn't changed

At least not in real life, because behind closed doors one could say that his bed practices had evolved. And anyone in the village could have bet the opposite, or even blamed it on Sasuke

After your wedding, something snapped inside him. You were his ( within the bounds of consent )

And it was this thought that made him want to pump you full of cum until it flowed out of you every time you had sex

The mere thought that since you were in your 20's if you started having kids now you'd have a dozen arrived your 30's made him so fucking hard and aching to fill your pretty pussy

So he did it ( after discussion, because it's a choice that's decided by both of you )

You had a pretty good rhythm. Like at least once every 2 days, sometimes even twice a day

And every time you finished, he made a point of having his hot sperm flow from your hole

"Here. Lie down" he asked you, guiding you towards your bed where he'd placed a small towel with a tone that had an hint of authority

"Open your legs for me" as he stood naked in front of you, he had only one desire, and that was to ravage you when he saw your glistening cunt

The thought that you were willing to let him impregnate you made him throb with anticipation just seconds away from thrusting into you

You loved to see the shift in his behavior. As much as in everyday life he was very focused on you, when he was in his frenzy to get you pregnant he thought only of working his hips against yours and nothing more

But surprisingly, he wasn't necessarily brutal with you. Most of the time, he'd take you in a mating press, pinning you carefuly with his weight on the bed while he made long, slow strokes in and out of you

No need to fuck you fast and hard. He wanted his cock to stay inside his baby girl's pussy as long as possible

"Fuck the cum out of me come on you can do it" he said as you took his cock like a good girl

He often took advantage of positions where he had some control over you, like the missionary or against a wall to mark you as him more than you already were

Yes you were his wife. Yes people knew you and him were together and that you undoubtedly had sexual intercourse. However, he couldn't help the twitch he felt in his pants when he saw people looking at the hickeys he'd left on your neck. Or when one of your friends asked where those bite marks had come from.

Little did you know that during your time together, Naruto would sink his teeth into your tender flesh, leaving a visible mark for days to come

"Work for it. Gnn come on show me how much you want to carry my children" he panted against you as he was railing you

The bed creaked like crazy. Lucky you were in your own house - poor neighbors though

Naruto can't wait to see you get pregnant with his child and if you think your belly will prevent him from fucking you while you're pregnant, you've got another thing coming. He could fill you full of cum seeing how the other times affected your body. And fuck that was so hot

A/n : I hope you guys liked it ! 🍩🍰 Again my requests are open 🥪🌭

Taglist : @foxxymunson, @cl0vr, @ilovemanypeople, @glossy1pearl, @jane57sstuff

#naruto #naruto imagine #naruto shippuden #naruto shippuden imagine #naruto uzumaki #naruto uzumaki x reader #naruto uzumaki smut #naruto uzumaki x reader smut #naruto x reader #naruto smut #naruto x reader smut #request #smut #miri-writes

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ichatake · 27 days

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Hello! I'd love to see Naruto with a reader that is either a single mama to a 1 yr old girl or a nanny to a 3 yr old and a 1 yr old who are VERY attached to her. Please and thank you!

Naruto with a single mother S/O

Requests are open! (Request rules)

Naruto was loved by many in the village, especially the kids. They saw him as a hero and admired him so much, so you can imagine that he frequently visited the Academy to see the kids. Being in his early twenties, he was still nowhere near having a relationship with anyone (Not even Hinata).

I wouldn’t say the boy was desperate, but he really wanted someone to love! Sure, there were a few kunoichi out there that really liked him, but he didn’t find them genuine—and they were a little too much for him to handle.

Anyways, on one of his visits to the Academy, he got to meet the sweetest children he ever got to know. They were so happy to see him, especially a little girl in particular. Her round cheeks and big smile made his heart warm.

“You’re my hero mister Naruto,” she exclaims, hugging his leg in pure happiness.

He chuckles and kneels down, patting her head—making her hair ruffled and messy. This earned him a giggle from the girl as he looked at her, “Thank you, what’s your name, huh?” he asks with a big grin.

“(D/N)” she answers, her eyes bright as he looks at her face to face. See, this was your daughter. Ever since she was born just a few years ago, she always admired Naruto. You told her stories about him—since the young man has done so much during his twenty five years of life. You couldn’t admit it, but you admired him just as much as your daughter did.

“That’s such a pretty name, you know?” he chuckles as the other kids surround him. He spent all day with them. Even if he didn’t get much free time, he didn’t mind spending it like this.

When it was time to leave, he waited by the door to say goodbye to the kids as they were picked up by their parents. He watched as a young woman finally arrived, holding onto a smaller child. She looked tired, but her face immediately brightens up when she saw her daughter.

The same girl that had been so interested in him ran up to her—to you.

“Mommy!!” the little girl exclaims, running and hugging your leg tightly, “Look mommy, I met Naruto!! My hero!!” she points at Naruto as he tenses up and grins with red cheeks, “Heya,” he waves his hand at you.

“Oh, that’s really nice,” you smile gently, waving back at him, “It’s so nice he spent his day off here,” you say and he shook his head, walking a little closer to you, “Oh, it’s nothing really. Your daughter is a wonderful kid,” He says as your daughter seemed to jump in glee.

“Thank you,” you smile, the smaller child that sat in your arms watched Naruto intently. He was no older than a year, but he still looked like a baby. “I see you have another one,” he chuckles and smiles at your baby boy, “They look just like you,”

“I get that a lot,” you giggle and bow your head, “Well, it’s been a pleasure. I think this day is definitely the best day ever for my daughter. She really is your biggest fan. It was really nice to meet you”

After that interaction, Naruto couldn’t stop thinking of you. After you left, that’s when he noticed how gorgeous you were. Your smile was just beautiful, and the way you treated your kids was so gentle and kind. He kind of wanted to see you again. And so he went back to the academy.

He didn’t really know if you were married—he’d assume so, since you had two kids, but that didn’t stop him from wanting to see you. He felt a little guilty, he didn’t want to bud into a relationship. He didn’t want to be a homewrecker! But that was just Naruto overthinking things, since he barely knew you… for now.

Because the more he went to the academy, the more he got to see you. And the more he got to see you, the more he learnt about you. He had already lost count of how many times he frequented the academy just to see you, and you were certainly catching up to what he was doing.

When you brought it up, he tried to avoid it saying that he just really loved teaching kids techniques. You knew this was a lie because the kids were barely pass the age of six. Either way, you enjoyed his company and so did your daughter.

As more time passed, he found out you were a single mother of two. You left a not-so-good relationship and ended up with the task of taking care of two kids all by yourself.

First of all, Naruto admired you. You were so strong to keep yourself up. You must’ve been stressed and heartbroken, and yet you still managed to take care of your kids. He loved that about you.

Something inside him actually switched instantly when hearing the news. If it was obvious he was interested in you then, now it was super obvious. He didn’t try to hide it. All to the point where he ended up asking you out on a date. And to his surprise, it went well. No, it went great. Both of you bonded over similarities. Both told happy and sad stories, You two got to know each other on a deeper level.

It was a matter of time until you were head over heels for him. And he was for you. Your daughter was already asking if Naruto could be her dad, in FRONT of him.

“(D/N) you can’t go around saying Naruto is your dad!” you say with flushed cheeks as your daughter expresses herself. “But I want Naruto to be my daddy!” she whines and holds onto Naruto’s leg.

“I’m so sorry, she—,”

“It’s okay, I mean, I can be your daddy if your mommy lets me,” he says with pink cheeks. Your heart almost stopped at his words and you couldn’t even speak. This made him nervous and he started to apologize in panic.

“Im sorry, I shouldn't’ have said that—I’m so stupid—”

“I certainly don’t mind,” you finally said, a gasp falling out of his mouth. Then, a grin spread across his face as grew happier each second. This was the beginning of a new chapter for you, and a blossoming love story.

#fanfic #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto x you #naruto x reader #naruto uzumaki #naruto oneshots #naruto fanfiction #x reader

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maboroshi-if · 1 year

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SNote: Maboroshi is intended for 16+ audiences. Strong Violence and Swearing/Cursing will be in the IF. The warning list will be updated as we continue. Intro Post is still being pulled together, so if there are any questions, let me know!

Maboroshi is an Interactive Fiction Game based in the world of Naruto, however, all events within the story span during the end of the First Shinobi War and the beginning of the Second Shinobi War.

Long ago, many years before you were born, the countries of the world were entrenched in warfare for land. Mighty warlords and noblemen wished to expand their territory; however, blood would need to be given in exchange; Unfortunately, for the people of the land, the blood given as payment was not theirs. Instead, shinobi across the lands sacrificed their lives to fulfill the greedy lord’s wishes. Villages would soon be pillaged, children and women would perish from famine, and demonic creatures would rise from the darkest parts of the world to roam the earth. This would later be known as the Warring States Era.

Twenty years later, all the infighting, battles, and wars would just...cease to exist. No one knows what caused the wars to stop; many believe that an inner deal was made between Daimyo across the land, while others believe something much more sinister is at play. Regardless, the ninja world seems to have finally settled into peace and harmony.

It has been some years since the Warring States Era ended. Villages across the land have been ushered into peace, and the village of Kirigakure is one of them.

Having just graduated from Ninja Academy, you're now a Genin placed into your forever squad. Focused on growing stronger and building a name for yourself. You set your sights on becoming the strongest nin in your village, and who knows? Maybe you'll even become Mizukage someday. Before that happens, you'll need to pass the Chunin exam, a test that is said to have painted the very soil underneath your feet red.

Exam preparations are put on hold when rumors of war begin spilling across the peninsula.

Tonari Yuma, a missing-nin from your village once accused of kidnapping and killing five children from all across the Land of Water, has resurfaced as a chieftain in the small village of Kirostache.

Proclaiming himself to be the rightful Mizukage of the Land of Water. He wages war against Kirigakure and denounces your village as a town full of traitors united in dethroning the Daimyo by the usage of dark means. Your father calls it foolish. There is no way that the Water Daimyo would believe such a basis.

Or so he hopes.

A conspiracy is brewing in the Land of Water, and you will soon learn that life is not as idealistic as you believed.

Fully customize your character!

I MEAN IT; fully customize them! Choose your

Hairstyle and type

Hair color is locked to red, but you have the option to pick different shades of red,

Skin color,

How you appear to others,

Eye color,

Ninja outfit + civilian outfit

Name + Nickname

Gender,

Genital choice + Body Shape will come in Part 2

Pronouns

Height

Weapon (you can’t use your chakra ALL the time)

Birth Season

Backgrounds are locked based on your chosen clan

More to come soon...

Choose one of three clans to be your paternal lineage

Tsuchigumo: Become Spidewo-(man)! or not.

Yuki: Possess the Ice Release Kekkai Genkai

Shirogane: Puppet Masters who originate from the land of Wind

Become a master of either Taijutsu, Genjutsu, or Ninjutsu

Or master a combination of all three!

Romance 8 ROs

Three are available for Part 1

Four ROs will be introduced in Part II. The last is a secret RO

Pass the chunin exam!

Failing means your death, so make sure you are ready when you take it.

Complete a bunch of D-rank and C-rank missions; you're only a genin, after all.

Learn forbidden jutsu or stick to a path of purity (aka, do nothing fun!)

Meet some fan favorites as they were when they were alive!

Determine your fighting style: are you more brutal, or do you have finesse?

Or maybe you don't want to fight at all!

Become a Jinchuurki? It could happen

Choose to become a medic-nin if it suits your fancy!

Izuna Uchiha (M): The Rival A boy shrouded in mystery, he is a constant reminder of your first C-rank mission and what went so terribly wrong. You’ve tried your hardest to make peace with him. But it feels impossible. He's a stranger in your tight-knit village and has found himself to be treated like an outsider. You would feel bad for him; if he weren’t so smug. Replacing one of your squadmates, he has shown an aptitude for warfare and finesse that makes you weary. How can a child who has grown up in a world of peace be so ruthless? Get to know him and you’ll unfortunately find out.

Izuna possesses an aptitude for Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, and Genjutsu, making himself a triforce. And it makes no sense to you, considering that you hardly see the boy practice! It will be interesting to see how he grows. If he makes it.

Chihiro Inoue (F): The Dreamer

One of your squadmates, she is a loud and outspoken girl with large dreams and big ambitions. Working to become the first female Mizukage, Chihiro often displays headstrongness and an overzealousness that can often get her into trouble. Luckily for her, fortune always seems to work in her favor.

Chihiro possess an extremely high aptitude for Taijutsu and Ninjutsu, calling herself a self-proclaimed weapons master. She gives as good as she gets, and has no problem getting a little dirty.

Tanui Hozuki (M or F): The Jokester

A jokester, they seem to have no desire to become a ninja; but with all that chakra they possess, they are given no choice. Apart of Squad Six, it makes no sense why you seem to run into them all the time, but you find their presence comforting.

You know nothing about their fighting style; only hearing whispers of the ‘wicked’ things that they have summoned from the adults in your village.

Shinichi Hoshigaki (M): The Lost One/Secret RO

The second member of your original squad. Shinichi is the complete opposite of what you would expect from the Hoshigaki clan. Known for being fierce and aggressive, Shinichi is the exact opposite of the savage reputation that precedes them. Soft and friendly, Shinichi is a gentle soul and abhors the act of violence. But when push comes to shove, he will protect himself and his friends with the vengeance of Asura. Unfortunately, that wasn’t enough to save him. Or was it?

Shinichi possesses a high aptitude for the sword. Almost on par, if not matching Chihiro in strength and brutality. He favors the Water Release Jutsu; typical for someone coming from his clan.

Akane Uzumaki: your mother is revered as the five-tailed beast's holy priestess/vessel. Once labeled as one of the strongest Kunoichi in your village, she has settled into domestic life and has left behind a life of adventure. She seems content; however, you catch the sorrowful expression on her face whenever she looks at you.

[[Chooseable Name]]: Your father is a distant cousin of the Water Daimyo, considered a war hero for his actions in a rebellion that lasted almost ten years. He has been given the highest spot in the village as "supporting Kage," only second to the Mizukage himself.

Hanabi Sugawara: Your sensei; is not what you had expected in a teacher. Seeming to coddle your small team of three more than teaching you. You feel that she is hiding something, something that could put everyone in danger.

DEMO (Coming soon) || RO Appearances || Discord (Maybe)

#maboroshi if #naruto if #twine game #twine wip #if wip #if games #interactive games #interactive fiction #ret-canon!!#interact if #cyoa #anime if #naruto #interactive novel

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thcfountain · 4 months

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Dating Noah includes:

afab asexual edition. MDNI.

Baking together!!! You and Noah have made huge messes of the kitchen, throwing flour at each other or feeding each other chocolate chips or cookie dough here and there.

His fingers, somehow, are covered in cookie dough and Noah waves them at you teasingly. "I'm a mess," he laughs.

"Yes you are," you reply, taking hold of his wrist and licking the chocolate chip dough off his fingers. "I love you anyway."

The two of you sitting down to have a conversation about sex together. He promises that it's not a big deal to him, it's not some make it or break thing he needs in the relationship.

If you're not sex avoidant, on very rare occasions, you'll do sexual things with him and he treats you with so much love and respect and constantly asks if you're okay and if you want to stop because he will never ask anything of you that you don't want.

Also if you're not sex avoidant, you've absolutely watched him masturbate.

You and Noah are huge fans of snuggling. Noah loves the feel of you sleeping on top of him, like a weighted blanket and you love how warm he is, like a personal space heater.

Noah, as a joke, gets you a body pillow with his face on it for you to sleep on when he's on tour.

He's not entirely sure how you managed it, but once, when visiting him while on tour, you managed to bring enough homemade cookies for the band and crew.

"TSA just let you through with this many cookies?" He asks, biting into an oatmeal raisin.

"Hallongrottor!" announces Jolly, cutting you off before you can even attempt an answer. He holds up the raspberry cookie, a Swedish recipe you had found online, as if it was a prize. "Hon är fantastisk och jag älskar henne!"

You aren't sure what he's saying but by the way he scurries off with several handfuls of cookies, you assume it's good.

You and Noah talking about the future and what it holds for you. He doesn't really want kids because he doesn't lead a life where he can be around enough for them and you're not interested in the sex aspect of having children or raising adopted children alone when he's on tour, so the unanimous decision is to become crazy cat ladies together.

You plan to go to the shelter together to look at cats for adoption but never get far enough because one day, the cat distribution system picks Noah.

You hear the cries of a kitten as he walks into the room and then a little, furry orange head, pokes out of Noah's jacket, where he had been cradling it against his chest.

"His name is Naruto," Noah tells you, handing the small little baby to you gently. He ran out of the bushes and scaled my leg."

The kitten cries for Noah as you hold him. "He must think you're his mommy," you tease, handing the baby back.

"I'm a mommy!" Noah announces, giving the baby kisses. "Oh," he says after a second. "He has fleas. I guess we need to take him to the vet."

Naruto quickly ends up with several brothers and sisters because the cat distribution system loves Noah. It picks you eventually though.

You're in the middle of facetiming Noah, when you hear a gravelly sounding meow outside the house. You take the phone with you, opening the front door.

"What's up?" Noah asked, not having heard the meow on his end of the call.

An old tom cat wanders over from the bushes, meows at you like he's got a smoker's voice, and then walks straight into the house.

"I think we just adopted a new son," you tell Noah, switching the camera onto the tom who has curled up on the couch for an immediate nap.

"MY SON!" shouts Noah excitedly from the other end of the call.

Taking tons of photos of Noah when he's home because every time he naps, he ends up with all the cats curled up on him.

One day the cat distribution system gets a little confused though.

"Don't be scared," Noah says before he's even walked in the door, which definitely spikes your anxiety. "But we have a new son."

He walks into the room with a python around his neck and draped across his shoulders. The serpent looks far too at ease on his new tree of a human being and you watch Noah scratch under his chin lovingly.

"Where the fuck did you find that?" You ask, half amazed and half worried.

"He fell out of a tree onto my head. I'm calling him Orochimaru."

Playing video games together!! You and Noah get snacks set out and play games against each other. Loser has to wash the dishes for a week.

if you play an instrument, Noah demands jam sessions with you. If it's an instrument he doesn't know how to play, he asks you to teach him how.

stealing Noah's hoodies and wearing them to sleep in when he's not around.

taking care of Noah when he's sick. He always demands extra, extra smoochies to help make him feel better.

when Noah's on tour, he demands to know everything that's going on in your life without him so you guys do calls so you can tell him all the hot goss.

"And then my coworker stole my lunch out of the fridge!" you tell him, concluding the work day's important events.

"No they did not!" gasps Noah, acting as if it's the worst thing he's ever heard. "Want me to come beat them up?" he jokes.

having the entire band over at the house occasionally and getting to watch Noah be silly with his friends.

You laugh, heart warming at the sight of Folio on Noah's back for a piggyback ride. Noah runs around the yard for a bit, he and Folio laughing as Jolly films. The laughter grows louder as everyone watches Noah slip, tumbling into the pool with Folio.

You sip on a soda as Nicholas tells you about his own cats at home, a story that's immediately interrupted by Noah running over and proceeding to play bongos on Nicholas' ass while giggling.

Nicholas looks down at Noah's hands and then up to Noah's eyes and laughs. "Brother, you have crack energy," he says in that light southern accent of his, earning a laugh from you and Noah both.

Noah absolutely buys a babysling so he can wear it and have the cats swaddled to his chest like babies when he's home.

date nights are always planned out in advance, you two take turns planning dates. From seeing moves together, to sensory museums, fancy dinners, petting zoos. Date night is always a lot of fun.

You guys definitely go to concerts together and Noah always makes sure you're super safe in the crowd. He would never let anything happen to you.

You're at the venue bar, paying for overpriced sodas when a strange man sidles up next to you. He won't take no for an answer and because Noah was in the bathroom, he takes your excuses of having a boyfriend to be lies. You feel scared - this stranger won't take no for an answer and he's in your personal space, hands all over you.

Until he's not. Noah had come out of almost nowhere, pushing the man back so hard that the stranger stumbled, almost falling over himself with the momentum.

"She said no," the growl in Noah's voice sends a shiver down your spine. You've never seen him so angry before.

His fists clench and you wonder if he's about to throw a punch - one you know will totally rock that man's shit with the muscles Noah is packing. The stranger gets the message in bright neon lights and vanishes. The moment he's gone, Noah pulls you into a hug.

"I'm sorry," he says gently. "Are you okay?"

Noah got serious cake and so sometimes you like to smack it. He always laughs but its obvious that you're the only one allowed to play with his booty cheeks.

You guys love makeout sessions. Hours spent just making out, usually until a roommate or friend jokingly complains.

getting piggyback rides from Noah or sitting on his shoulders to get a good view during outdoor concerts or when there's fireworks.

playing board games with Noah and the band and having to keep an eye on Noah and Jolly because they cheat.

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