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strawb3rrystar · 1 month

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Hazbin hotel with a bunny-like demon reader? Nsfw and sfw if possible. Love your writing btw!

Stop stealing my FUCKING CARROTS BUGS BUNNY.

Pairing: Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, Alastor, Lucifer Morningstar, Vox, Valentino x GN! Bunny-like demon! Reader

Warnings: Nsfw stuff, Mentions heat-cycles, Aroace Alastor

Word count: 1.1k

✰Masterlist

Charlie Morningstar - Rabbit species: Pygmy rabbit

Sfw:

✰ She'll 100% play with your ears if you have them! She'll have you lay your head in her lap while she runs her fingers over the backs of your ears and into/over your hair.

✰ Will probably ask you a bunch of rabbit related questions. Like, do you like carrots over lettuce? Or do you have a heightened sense of smell? Better hearing?

✰ She'll squeal every time she sees your nose twitch. She thinks it's the most adorable thing ever.

✰ Will give you bunny kisses while you are cuddling and trap you in a koala hug.

Nsfw:

✰ I headcanon her to be more bottom leaning

✰ She works so hard all day, so she needs you to take control in bed

✰ I don't think you guys do anything extreme, pretty vanilla and fluffy

✰ You guys probably take things slow and use sex as a way to relax

✰ She'll 100% help you with your heat-cycle if you let her

Vaggie - Rabbit species: European rabbit

Sfw:

✰ Will let you touch her wings if she can touch your ears

✰ She was so worried the first time she heard your high-pitch squeal of distress. Turns out, Niffty accidentally bumped into you while cleaning.

✰ Her favorite thing that you do is when you thump your foot to get her attention

✰ She also finds that she's a lot more comfortable with you nuzzled into her side

Nsfw:

✰ I headcanon her to be a service switch

✰ She can lean both ways, but she always focuses on your pleasure

✰ Make sure you take care of her every once and a while though

✰ Again, I don't think you two would do anything too crazy

✰ I think sex with Vaggie would be sweet and loving

Angel Dust - Rabbit species: Mexican cottontail

Sfw:

✰ Do I think he likes to pick you up and spin you around? Yes, yes I do

✰ Will let you play with his chest fluff while he plays with your tail

✰ He'll tease you in a loving way, don't be afraid to tease him back

✰ Will constantly be giving you flirtatious winks across the room and cheek and forehead pecks.

Nsfw:

✰ I headcanon him being a power switch

✰ His work requires him to be the bottom in every situation, but I think he likes to be the one on top with his partner

✰ He likes to know he has complete control over his life outside of work and doesn't have to be treated like a toy all the time

✰ Since he's done every kink at least once, I think he'd be more than happy to guide you through whatever you want to explore

Husk - Rabbit species: Dice's cottontail

Sfw:

✰ You were a bit weary of him at first because cats are sometimes predators of rabbits. But you eventually warmed up to him.

✰ He was freaked out when he discovered you sometimes sleep with your eyes open

✰ You probably kick him in his sleep, but he doesn't mind

✰ He does not know how to deal with your zoomies. You guys are like the complete opposite when it comes to activity

Nsfw:

✰ I headcanon him to be a service switch

✰ He can also lean both ways and doesn't mind taking a less dominant role

✰ In his mind, as long as you're happy and getting pleasure he doesn't mind doing anything at all

✰ You guys help each other out during your heat cycle

Sir Pentious - Rabbit species: Volcano rabbit

Sfw:

✰ He likes to curl up in your lap and stay there for as long as he can

✰ Will tear up if he finds you taking care of his egg bois

✰ You guys have a garden together and he makes you mini bouquets of flowers

✰ He sleeps curled up next to you for warmth

Nsfw:

✰ I headcanon that he's a bottom

✰ Pentious does not have a dominant bone in his body

✰ He might be a little subconscious about having two dicks, so give him all the kisses in the world

✰ You'll definitely have to take the lead because he'll be too shy to

Alastor - Rabbit species: Swamp rabbit

✰ Imagine him owning your soul and treating you like a pet

✰ Dragging you around everywhere just because he can

✰ Giving you a pat on the head if you did a good job on something

✰ Feeding you treats for the most mundane, stupidest tasks

✰ Actually addressing you as bunny or pet

✰ Keeping you on a leash so you never get away

Lucifer - Rabbit species: Omilteme cottontail

Sfw:

✰ Will wrap his wings around you when you cuddle

✰ He'll boop your nose or play with your ears at random times of the day

✰ Gifts you rubber duckies with rabbit ears

✰ Does a TON of research about rabbit behaviors and your species

Nsfw:

✰ I see him as a service switch, who is more bottom leaning

✰ Like, he LIVES to pleasure you

✰ Literally can not get off if your not

✰ He whimpers (That's all I'm saying bc Lucifer fans scare me)

Vox - Rabbit species: Desert cottontail

Sfw:

✰ Will sneak up on you an rub your ears and then tease you when you have a reaction

✰ He'll play cartoons on his screen to get you to pay attention

✰ If you thump your foot at him, he'll do it back

✰ Teases your tail until it drives you crazy

Nsfw:

✰ I headcanon that he's a bratty switch

✰ He's a tease in every sense of the word

✰ Will help you with your heat-cycle though

✰ But then he'll purposefully tease you in a public setting to turn you on

Valentino - Rabbit species: Tres Marias cottontail

Sfw:

✰ Like Vox, he also likes to tease you

✰ Will use the disadvantages of your body against you, so do it right back

✰ If you like flopping when you're comfortable, he'll join you and nuzzle his face into your neck

✰ He'll find it odd at first when he notices you like rubbing your chin on him. So he'll ask Vox why you do that, once he explains Val will be very honored you do that.

Nsfw:

✰ This man can not top you

✰ Kiss your dreams of being dominant goodbye

✰ Will make you cum over and over again until he satisfied

✰ 100% will help you with your heat-cycle

Star's notes -> I did WAY too much research on rabbits for this

(Thank you, @lovely-dove69 for requesting!) (Requests are open!)

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anonymouscheeses · 3 months

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more obvious shit I wanted to point out but it's more than last time uhhh pt.2 (spoilers for dad beat dad and maybe welcome to heaven. Maybe?)

I love that Charlie just randomly goes into demon form sometimes like here ehhehehe. Also can I just say I love Charlie so much?? She is my favorite and I love her especially in this episode because it feels like the same optimistic Charlie but she was just put in a bad situation. I relate to her a bit TOO much, almost down to every detail like wow. You'll understand later once I get there. But just wow...

LOOK AT THIS FUNNY LITTLE MAN. SPOODER DUST <3 also. Live [image] reaction. Someone make that into a reaction image 🙏🙏

HONEY!!! NEW MEME TEMPLATE JUST DROPPED. (Aka the one guy going crazy trying to explain the stuff on the board iykyk)

OMG... THAT CANT BE CHARLIE... NOT CHARLIE'S EMO PHASE PLEASE BAHAHAHHAHAHA (also love that Lucifer has kept it all these years, if Charlie knew I think she'd be extremely embarrassed. Vaggie would love it probably xd)

HE IS SO GOOFY I CANT- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ALREADY!!! NEED.

Broskie got character development and is NICE?!? I LOVE THAT SMMM YALL.... LOOK AT HIM!! I am very delusional yes, but I will take this over ass development(cough. Vaggie's "story" in ep 3. Cough).

Imagine this. *holds your hand carefully to help you calm down while talking to your father you haven't really wanted to talk to.* lesbian type stuff ngl 🤯 (relatable)

Angel looking at the gays while being a gay too. HE'S BEING SO KIND TO CHARLIE UGGHH I CANTTT!!(POS) NODDING HIS HEAD, SMILING TO HER, ALSO TRYING TO HELP CALM HER DOWN. I MAY BE ASS AT SOCIAL CUES BUT I NOTICED THIS ONE!! YAA

*SHE IS STILL HOLDING HER HAND. CHARLIE'S ALSO SWINGING IT AROUND NERVOUSLY. I can never get tired of them and will make art soon just you wait.*

COMMANDER VAGGIE! I love that she acts like this is a camp full of tiny kids and honestly? That's not too far off. Sir pentious is at the ready! (glad he's here more often in the episode, thought he would just get sidelined after his first episode but gladly no!) Angel is just surprised. Husk spilled his drink, ON WHITE FUR NO LESS! Niffty of course is on the floor face first. Charlie is just happy to be there yippee!

What is this?? I have no idea what the hell it is at all. Bro is just peepin- it doesn't look like Alastor, even in demon form. And... I can't think of anyone else who could be this. Anyone have ideas or maybe it's foreshadowing? Maybe it was revealed in the 6th episode I don't know I haven't watched it yet. (I am a freak. I don't binge I give myself a day to watch a single episode. Most of the time uhhh.)

WE LOVE A SHORT KING. I LOVE THAT. I LOVE HIM. THE EVERYTHING. HE IS EVERYTHING. LET ME STRANGLE HIM PLEASE. (Lillith and Lucifer's dynamic is 100% Gomez and Morticia but a little more silly short man)

"OH WOW! AN OLDER MAN WHO GIVES ME FATHERLY CARE!" *STARTS TO FUCKING CRY*

I FEEL YOU CHARLIE WAAAGHHH

Oh and there goes the silly guy again! Atp I'm thinking it may be the gal some people been talking about that they've been hinting since the pilot. I forgot her name but she's said to be the big bad of season 1 or probably 2. Not sure if that's what it's trying to imply but here's my little no-thought idea

Lucifer, no...

LUCIFER NO!! THIS IS SUCH AN ADORABLE RESPONSE TO CHARLIE DATING A WOMAN. (ADOPT ME)

AND THEN THE HUG! I GET IM LOOKING TOO MUCH INTO THIS ONE SILLY SCENE BUT I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH AND WANT THIS SO BAD IN MY LIFE.

Niffty really said, "Yes, I do the cleaning."

Get yourself a taller king who is a short king but compared to you is a tall king

Say what you will, but I genuinely want more dad Alastor, someone make an au before I do plsss and @ me 🙏🙏

alright.. now this is where it starts to be relatable and hurt my heart... yayy.... needing any sort of parent figure that actually cares about you than the actual parent who is rarely there? WOWZA! SAME CHARLIE <3 <3 (SO FAR VERY ACCURATE FROM SOMEONE THAT IS IN THE SAME SITUATION)

Alastor is letting her off kindly, atleast in his way. He may be pissed off she brought a shark gang to the hotel and put it on fire, but they were still close friends. With anyone else he would absolutely either murder them or have severely traumatized the person. She's the exception, although I don't think he'd let it off the hook so easily if there were a next time.

A father-daughter embrace! :,)

(This is gonna be messy asf) He wants to know who she is as a person. He always has, and that's definitely obvious, but from a person inside this, they may not know themselves what the other is thinking. To Charlie it was like he never cared and just wanted an excuse to not see her again, acting like he was truly busy as in the start where he made the rubber duck that breathed fire. Sure. But Charlie saw it as him finding ways to not interact with her again. The only times they talk was when it was related to business stuff or other things of the sort. Let me just say this song... is by far my favorite, including the episode. Sure, it's got problems it's own, but this extremely accurate portrayal of what my own situation with one of my parents just stole my entire soul. Yeah I got a bit of tears about to come out, BUT NOPE! NOT TODAY! I don't ever cry during shows or movies so if I ever get teary-eyed, YOU DID SOMETHING. THAT SOMETHING BEING GOOD. This episode was emotional and connected with me on a deep level that I dont think any film has ever done to me, which is weird because I've been actively trying to find one, any one that does. Then to find it in an indie company from a creator who has achieved the dreams that I myself want to one day? That's fucking amazing.

FORESHADOWING! FROESHADOWING! FORESHADOWING! VAGGIE EX-ANGEL THEORY MUST BE CANON AND IF ITS NOT I WILL TEAR MYSELF LIMB FROM LIMB WITH A CROWBAR. LETS GO TO HEAVENNN!!! TOMORROW! BECAUSE THE DAY I PUBLISH THIS WILL BE TOMORROW(FOR YOU TODAY) BUT TOMORROW FOR YOU ILL POST THE NEXT WHAT I CAUGHT SHENANIGANS AGAIN! SEE YA!

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averytirednerd · 3 months

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About Episodes 7 and 8...MASSIVE SPOILERS!!

Initial thoughts (because if I talk about EVERYTHING right now you'll be here for at least half an hour)...

WHAT THE HELL?!

I mean I loved getting to watch the season finale, don't get me wrong. But I have just as many grievances as things I loved about it and also SO MUCH happened?!?!?!

Charlie: Loved getting to see her be all demon-y, I've been waiting all season. Also loved her and the cannibals (especially Rosie!!!). So glad she got to work w/ Luci to protect the hotel <333 She and Vaggie are adorable too.

Vaggie: I really enjoyed watching her and Carmilla's song, that was cool. Protecting her girlfriend, very cute. I liked seeing her and Lute have that little face-off.

Husk: Sad that we didn't get to see much of him, but I get it. His interactions with the others were sweet (especially Angel). I loved the one line he got to sing on his own in that last song of episode 8. 😍

Angel: Ngl I am very glad he wasn't the one to die. It would've been a fun little "oh crap" moment but I really didn't want to be right. He's still got business down there. His interactions with the others here are everything to me, and he's just grown so much and aaaaaa. It's lovely to see! I love him more and more with every episode.

Niffty: YOU GO, GIRL!!!! Love to see the stabbing. I also really loved the...one line Nifty got. Kimiko Glenn's voice is a gift, I freaked out over getting to hear one line. Anyway. not much else to say other than I definitely thought it was Alastor doing a big "oh look, I'm alive!" thing when Adam got stabbed, but I was pleasantly surprised.

Cherri Bomb/Sir P: I was surprised, to say the least, when Cherri and Sir P had that little moment. Glad they got it before he went and DIED. Cherri is such a good friend to Angel and she's great. Now, onto Sir P...WOW, OKAY. Glad we know Charlie's plan isn't completely stupid. Wonder how Sera's gonna react to him being there now, lol.

The Vees: FIRST OFF, VOX?????? "This is better than sex!" 💀💀💀 Truly was not expecting to see as much of the Vees as we did. Not complaining though. It was...interesting...to say the least, watching Vox get as excited as he did over the prospect of Al dying (still as obsessed as ever, fr). Not at all surprised to see Val and Vox have a thing going, I figured from the interactions we've seen so far. Them dancing together was silly, them practically making out was less so 😃. Also, gotta continue the love for Velvette--putting up with these two idiots must take a lot. Also also, her HAIR! HER HAIR!! EEEEE

Lucifer: I reallllyyyyyy enjoyed seeing Luci make a return to help Charlie, even if it was in one of those "last-minute saves" that I usually hate. Idk, makes sense here I guess because he's probably always watching over Charlie some way. ALSO LUCI AND CHARLIE GOING ALL DEMON-Y TOGETHER WAS <33333333 I really loved him starting off that last song in episode 8, and telling Charlie that he believes in her. It was so sweet. I love Luci sm, hoping he becomes a more integral part of the crew in s2.

Adam/Lute/Lilith: HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE??? Lute got what she deserved with the whole...arm thing. ALSO WHAT--JUST GONNA CASUALLY DROP LILITH IN HERE NOW? Sure, fine, whatever, totally cool. Not sure how to feel about Lilith atm so moving on. I dunno why I was so shocked upon seeing Adam's face. I guess I expected him to...not look as good as he does? Also so upset that he broke Al's staff. How rude. He sucks.

Rosie: Not how I expected her to sound, but I'm most certainly not disappointed. I don't have much to say other than I loved literally everything about her. No complaints--at least not yet ig, need to go back and rewatch the episodes critically. Her and Alastor is everything to me, and seeing them dance was <333333 I cannot express my excitement over it enough.

Alastor: Saved him for last because yes. If I wasn't limiting myself to a short paragraph for each, I'd be writing a whole essay just about Al, I swear....CANNOT believe what just happened omg. Not only did we get to see silly Al in episode 7, but we got to see scary (and scared) Al in episode 8. He's really freaking out, it's so entertaining! I'm so glad it wasn't him who died, I started getting a bit worried for a minute there....His relationship with Rosie is aaaaa, best of besties fr. Fighting Adam scene was glorious. Making Vox act like an idiot even when not trying was funny to watch (Vox's obsession with this guy is so silly). Him retreating sure was a move, but I'm glad he didn't get all stubborn and end up dying. Him ranting a bit in his section of the final song was so...AAAAAAA. Man is so scared, he looks stressed as can be. I need to see Alastor just have an external breakdown because he honestly feels like he's on the verge of one. 💀

Stopping for now before I go on a bigger rant than I already have. To those who read all this, I'm so sorry pfft. Feel free to leave a comment if there's something you wanna discuss (or, better yet, send one of those ask thingies. I do not have comments figured out yet...)

Anyway, have a good one <3

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solaraurora · 2 months

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can I talk about my love for Alastor please? omg I love this psycho cannibal enigmatic eldritch demon deer so much! & he is just damn fine! 🖤❤️

his demon form is beautiful glorious lovecraftian cosmic horror perfection!

also I just love all the mysteries & theories surrounding him. we know for a fact his soul is chained to someone because he also made a deal, but WHO? this little moment here where we can see ethereal threads sown throughout his perpetual smile, I love the idea that his grin is literally stitched on by dark magic. like he can't let anyone know that he's actually so miserable but also whoever owns his soul will not let him speak about it. his seven year disappearence which strangely coincides with Lilith's disappearence & the idea she captured him to look after Charlie. how he managed to obtain so much power taking out the strongest of overlords. I really need season 2 to focus on his lore. he's such a fascinating character.

his breakdown here after almost dying for the hotel, realizing he's not invincible, & lamenting about how he needs to break free from his deal. he lost because he wasn't fighting for love he was fighting for personal gain. the thought of getting attached to people & dying for them terrifies him. I really wanted to give a hug. he was freaking out so badly & sounded so depressed.

I love his friendships with Niffty & Rosie more than anything. I choose to believe the theory he doesn't own Niffty's soul she's just a little weirdo short queen who likes him & he just lets her accompany him & has grown fond of her. & he's so comfortable with letting Rosie show him any affection. he really adores them both.

& I do ship with him with Charlie. I know Alastor is asexual/aromantic which is cool, & Charlie is with Vaggie l so I'm fine with them not being canon but... dammit they have the most fire chemistry & a wonderful dynamic. like she's his little princess, & he's going out of his way to help & support her just cuz & doesn't undermine her abilities. & Charlie knows she can't fully trust him but she definitely sees something in him that hasn't been completely enveloped in darkness yet. & I just love the thought of Alastor having real love for someone & being romantic & affectionate while he's such a deranged dark entity. I like demons in love.

his mic is a source of his power & he willingly handed it to her without a second thought. like he really trusted her with it. he knows she would never break it. he wanted to give her a voice.

Alastor sometimes shows that he's capable of caring about people (obviously not just anyone), showing affection, & even liking people to a somewhat degree. I think he genuinely adores Charlie, he has such a soft spot for Niffty & Rosie, & we know he loved his mother very much when he was alive. he also definitely developed an attachment to the hotel as he implied to Niffty & during his lament. but at the same time he's not capable of caring or affection or love not cuz he's aroace but because he's such a fucking murderous psychopath. I'm not naive I do believe that maybe he will betray her because of his deal & whoever is keeping his soul. at the end of the day he's still a sadistic insidious lunatic conniving & murdering his way to higher power.

but if that happens hopefully Charlie can reach him & help free him from his chains & unthread his everlasting grin, maybe with her love for him. I want Alastor to feel real love & know he's not alone.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #radio demon #niffty #rosie #charlie morningstar #charlotte morningstar #charlastor #radiobelle #lilith #lilith morningstar #eve #roo #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #i love my little cannibal demon

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androgynousblackbox · 15 days

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How I Met Your Father. 5 Preview [Radioapple, Appleradio]

The shadow of Alastor perked up upon seeing him and wrapped itself around Lucifer, kissing his cheek. His contact always felt feathery and vague, almost as a cloud, but in no way less comforting. It was an extension of his husband after all, like his own hand was. The only real difference is that shadow would drop his smile when Alastor couldn't.

"Aww, good morning to you too, babe" said Lucifer, somehow grabbing the dark silhouette, something that could only happen if the shadow allowed it, and kissed it on the profile of his lips. "Were you working up until now to repair the hotel?" The shadow nodded. "You poor thing, no wonder you looked so tired just now. Do you want to come with me to the kitchen and I prepare coffee for when your other you wakes up?"

The shadow nodded again, reuniting now with the surfice of the floor to follow each step from Lucifer. Whenever he moved, the shadow would too with the same happy smile. Maybe it was because of the lack of details or the inability to speak, but Lucifer always found the shadow adorable on how they could never hide anything from him. Alastor wasn't as fond exactly for the same reason.

"Yesterday was a real shitshow, huh?" commented as they passed through the lobby, looking up to see the repaired chandelier. The shadow shrugged. "Does this happen a lot? People just coming in and bombing the place?"

The shadow made a more or less gesture with its hand.

"Figures" He sighed, wanting to be upset at Alastor for not telling him that before, but honestly, what else could he expect? Hell was still hell. A building this big never getting destroyed at least once would be weird. The shadow tilted it’s head, looking questionably, pointing at him and then making the ok sign with its fingers. “If I am okay? Yeah, babe, don’t worry about it. Truth be told, it wasn’t so much the explosion that freaked me out as… the conversation, you know. Thinking about heaven just suddenly brought a lot of bad memories. It was just really bad timing that all of this happened at the same time.”

The dark matter on his hand squeezed him harder and Lucifer smiled, kissing the black tendrils.

"I do feel better knowing that you are here. Tell you what. How about I cook some extra meat for your other you for breakfast? Would you like that as a little reward for your work?"

The shadows themselves could not eat, but they feed off Alastor's energy constantly. If Alastor was well fed, they were too. The shadow's head nodded emphatically and extended one of its hands towards Lucifer. Lucifer froze when the presence went over his legs and he was about to say that they couldn't do that there, in a place where anyone could come watch, before it settled up on his hand, entangling dark figures with his. The shadow looked very happy with itself and Lucifer chuckled as he closed his hand, gently squeezing the dark matter.

When Alastor rised up from bed, he would get all the memories of the shadow back to him as if he lived them. A memory of them holding hands on the lobby was hardly the worst thing to receive his mind on the morning.

He was hoping to be early enough to find the kitchen empty and cook without having to socialize with anyone, but his silent wishes were ignored. Husk, Niffty and Pentious were already there, all with their own mugs around the table. In the center the cookies that nobody had opportunity to try yesterday were there. Lucifer thought about turning away and portal to home's kitchen after all, when one of the ears of Husk moved in his direction before the rest of his head followed. Shit.

"Ah. Morning, Majesty" greeted the cat.

"M-majesty, morning!" Pentious made a salute, inadvertently spilling his tea over the front of his pajama, just as Niffty stand up on her chair.

"Pretty scary boy is here!"

Oh jeez.

#radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer #lucifer x alastor #hazbin hotel au #arranged marriage au

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seas-storyarchive · 1 month

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Date - genderbent au

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"Alastriona, darling, tell me about your day." Rory said, as they were sat at a booth in a small cafe, having ran out of other meaningless dribble to speak of. In front of Alastriona was a coffee "as black as her soul" that had little grounds in it because she was feeling like an extra bit of bitterness today with a plate that had the specialty ham on rye bread. Not bad, lacked a bit of flavoring but otherwise passable for a sandwich.

Alastriona chuckled at his request, "there isn't much to tell, darling. Hotel business isn't all about managing people - it's paperwork, meetings.. blegh.." she looked at his face, seeing that adoring smile he always gave her. "Tell me about your day, dear."

The man chuckled as he was adding more sugar and cream to his tea and stirring them in. As to how he had no cavities, that was a miracle right there. "Aside from Susan causing trouble at the town meeting, nothing new occurred."

Rory had a plate of cake piled with strawberries and whipped cream in addition to his bowl of gumbo ("I want to try it to see how it measures up to the genuine article, darling." "If you end up liking that bowl of slop that dares compare itself to my cooking, I demand a divorce.") that had meat that tasted raw in a bad way and lacked the seasoning that Alastriona gave her dishes thus it was ignored and deemed slop.

Alastriona fought back a snort, rather unladylike noise honestly but especially in public with her husband, as she smiled at him in a similar manner to which he stared at her. "Well, that old hag never fails to ruin a moment."

They both laughed. Unaware they were being watched.

A sinner demon, their server, had seen the rings, and took a few snapshots - one of the two, and another two zoomed in on the rings.

Bingabonga added to timeline: Holy fuckking fuck!! Radio Demoness and Cannibal King on a date!?! And they're marrried!?!

She added the pictures and then resumed her job. Unaware of what she'd done.

Angel was scrolling through his phone, when he got a text from Cherri.

Cherri: hey, dipshit. what you know about this shit?? it's everywhere..

Cherri: [attached link]

Angel looked at it, and felt himself die again. He made a noise that drew everyone's attention.

"Angel?" Charlie was concerned, seeing the spider nearly foaming at the mouth.

The spider turned to Husk and Niffty, who had been playing a card game, looking out of his mind - and not in the usual way.

"Yous fucks know dhat Smiles is married to dhis fuckin' freak?" Angel showed them all his phone. Just in time for a ding to show another picture.

They had kissed. It looked like a chaste, quick, private kiss

"Fuck me to heaven and back." Husk said, not believing his eyes.

"Whoa! I can't wait to ask Miss Alastriona about this!" Niffty was grinning maniacally.

"Hang on - who the fuck would willingly pick Alastriona?" Vaggie asked. "I've heard of that guy's reputation for killing and eating his wife's after a time, so could that be it?" Should they do something? Don't get Vaggie wrong, she still had it out (derogatory) for Alastriona. But if this guy was a threat, they'd have to protect themselves and their friend from this man.

"No way!" Charlie jumped in. "I've met Rory, and saw them interact. She seemed genuinely happy to be around him when she brought me to Cannibal Town."

"Who knows? Maybe it's all for convenience sake?" Lucifer asked. "Wouldn't be the first time something like that has happened to people in their situation to deter unwanted attention."

"Luci, baby, does dhis look like convince ta you?" Angel showed the man his phone as another picture popped up - Rory was feeding Alastriona a forkful of sweet, sugary cake. Blasphemy! "Smiles don't touch sweets! She fuckin' hates them!"

Charlie screamed in excitement. "Let me see! Let me see!" When she saw the picture she screamed again, louder this time. "That's so romantic! Look at how they're looking at each other! Oh, they're so in love!"

"Angel." Husk said sternly, seeing the look on his face.

Angel looked hurt. "What? I just wanted to ask them how they mee-" his phone dinged again. "Dhey're on da move!"

The two were walking arm in arm through a park.

"You were right about that gumbo, it didn't taste right." Rory scrunched up his face in disgust.

Alastriona laughed, moving closer to him. "I told you~" she sang, moving a hand up to adjust his hat so the skull was more centered.

"Thank you, my love." Rory smiled, taking the hand she was moving away and pulling it to his lips to kiss her knuckle tenderly.

The cannibal deer chuckled. "Careful now darling, I'd be tempted to think you wanted a bite."

"Just a nibble~" Rory said, giving her fingers a very light nip and humming.

"I.. R- Rory.." Alastriona was keenly aware they were in a park - granted there was no one around - a blush heating up her face as she tore her eyes to look off to the side.

"What is it, my darling deer?" Rory brought them to a bench in that secluded spot.

"I.. I don't deserve your charm.. it.." her face was moved to look at his, and her lips were caught by Rory's own.

"Yes, you do. Remember how you told me that you grew up a Creole in the time that you did?" Rory asked when they pulled away, getting a nod in return. "And, what did I tell you?"

"That.." she took a breath, as those words stole them every time, "that you wished you could see me, before my death, and bask in my beauty as you do now." Fuck, was she about to cry?

Rory said nothing, pulling her close. He looked up, frowned, and reached into his inner coat pocket. He produced a handgun, pointed it in the direction he was frowing, and pulled the trigger. Twice. All without a word, as his wife started to sob into his chest. Being the most vulnerable she'd been with him for about a year. Wether or not she heard the shots, she didn't indicate.

"Holy.." The gang had just watched the whole thing, from the time the two walked into the park, to when Rory fired those shots and ended the feed in a screen full of static. And the one who held the camera.

"Fuckers." Husk said, angry.

"We're getting her a therapist." Lucifer said, grabbing his phone.

No one said anything else. They all agreed.

When Rory brought Alastriona back to the hotel, it was getting dark out, no trace of her crying was present. Good.

They found everyone in a sitting room, all waiting fro them.

"Hey, uh.. Ona?" Charlie decided to speak up after what felt like an eternity.

"Yes, Charlotte dear?" Ah, radio. Helped make her not feel so raw.

"How long have yous two been married?!" Angel couldn't hold it in anymore.

Alastriona's smile became a flustered blush like nothing they'd ever seen before. "Oh, oh! That little sinner decided to take a few snap shots? Well, to think we'd tipped her rather well. And recommended her to management for a promotion." Shit.. they just made it so the Demoness had lunch picked out for tomorrow.

"Darling." Rory said, honestly happy they could just be themselves around this bunch of misfits, caroling his wife's penchant for violence.

Alastriona sighed, leaning into Rory's side, still able to talk clearly. "We've been married for about.. 27 years."

Rory nodded happily, smiling as he saw everyone's mouths drop. Take that, you pack of degenerates. "Best 27 years of my life."

Alastriona laughed, her face still flustered, as everyone's brains melted out of their ears in shock. She laughed louder when Rory pulled her along out of the room.

"So, darling.. about that gumbo?"

"That's my love."

Angel was the first to speak, "what da hell..."

#hazbin hotel #genderbent au #genderbent radiorose

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speckofvoid · 2 months

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Some WIPS of niffty in a kinda hybrid of my style and hazbins. I have watched the whole show and she is undoubtedly my favorite. She has such little freak energy and I always like to pick up more gremlins. She deserves more love. I adore her being just a little guy and just a little gremlin. It’s perfect. Ten out of ten I love it.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin niffty #niffty #art wip #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #gremlin energy #little freak #love this girl oh my god #she is a 50s housewife and I want her to have murdered her husband #idk what she got going on with alistor but I love it

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teoktokki · 3 months

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Hello all! This is gonna be a wild one for my first Tumblr post, but hey, when the hazbin brain rot happens you gotta feed the noggin. Anyways, this was inspired by an artist on here (I cannot remember their name), I ADORED their lovebug fan art and decided to make a fanfic about it!

Trigger warnings: implied alcohol or drug usage (Val), dubious consent

While he didn't know how it had happened, Valentino was tied with all 4 of his hands behind his back. He was on his knees, face against the ground. It was fairly likely that whatever drug he was on had blacked him out or he drank too much. All he knew was that he couldn't remember anything and his head was groggy. Typically, he wouldn't panic in these situations. I mean, he was a powerful overlord that almost everyone feared! Except for, of course, Vox and Velvette. And that scary short chiquita he met at one of his clubs. It was when he heard that familiar voice, that a small amount of panic arose in his chest.

It wasn't bothersome, he could just release himself from whatever was bonding him, or so he had thought. Whatever it was holding his hands together wouldn't budge. He could hear the voice of the much shorter demon giggling. He wasn't scared of her hurting him, she just freaked him out a little. I mean, upon first meeting him she both tried to bite him and ripped out some of his fuzz, so it's clear he would be a little freaked. He knew he was stronger than her, it was the fact that she didn't care that bothered him.

Nonetheless, he was powerless in this situation. With the way he was tied, he couldn't use his smoke, wings, arms, legs, nothing. He was stuck in one place. Honestly, he had to applaud her for that much. While he couldn't move, the ropes caused him no pain, he wondered where she had learned such bondage from. After hearing another giggle, he felt a sharp rush of pain on his right ass cheek. Did this bitch really just spank him? It wasn't long before he felt the same sharp pain but harder.

“You're always such a bad boyyyy, you need to be punished!~” She giggled yet again. It made Valentino wonder if she ever stopped doing that creepy ass giggle. He was able to turn his head enough to see behind him. He noticed the full suit of latex, and even given his situation thought it was sexy. It was then that he noticed the decently sized strap Niffty was wearing. It wasn't too big, but compared to her small frame it looked huge. It was only about 7 inches, but she was only around 2-3 feet tall. It wasn't a size he couldn't handle, but he wasn't sure if he wanted this demon to peg him. While he didn't believe in being gentle with his stars and bitches, and he wasn’t frightened by anal, he wasn't sure how well this would go with her. Either way, he would've preferred to be the top, even though it likely would've broke Niffty for such a large demon to be fucking her.

He felt another whack from the whip, and then heard it drop to the ground. “Just what do you think you're doing, chiquita?” He grumbled, becoming irritated with his situation. Looking back at Niffty, he could see her standing on top of a stool. With Valentino’s height difference compared to her, it was the only way she could reach his ass fully, even though he was on his knees. She was dumping a bottle of lube onto her strap, shaking the bottle to get more out but shockingly not getting any on the floor. She was still giggling like a maniac, honestly, she hadn't stopped, Valentino just blocked it out with his own thoughts. Not that he spent very much time thinking. He just wanted his arms out of these bonds, I mean, it'd be embarrassing for anyone else to find out that he was overpowered by some underling of the radio demon.

Then, Valentino felt that familiar pleasure. He could feel her slowly slip the strap on into him, it almost reminded him of the first time Vox had tried to top him, which later ended in Valentino riding him until Vox couldn't produce any more cum. She was being oddly gentle with him, or so he thought. Niffty just wasn't used to pegging someone so large, she was having a hard time finding the right angle, but once she found it she began to thrust into him swiftly. Her speed was unmatched by the average demon. He just let out another grumble at the feeling, trying not to let out a moan, he couldn't let her know just how much he was enjoying this. Niffty wasn't satisfied by how quiet her bad boy was being. I mean, she knew that he just loooooved to talk, so why isn't he being noisy for her now? Well, he started making some noise, just not pretty little moans like Niffty wanted to hear.

Valentino was no virgin, and this certainly was not the first or hundredth time he's had something up his ass, so holding in his moans wasn't much of a problem. “Really? That's the best you can do cariño?~” He said in that sultry and seductive tone he was known for. Niffty’s smile faded for a moment, but she had some other tricks up her sleeve. She changed her angle slightly, and now with each of her quick thrusts she was pounding against his prostate. Valentino practically slammed his head against the ground in pleasure. The sheer speed of the smaller demon hitting his sensitive areas was almost too much for him. I mean, of course it's nothing he hasn't been through before, but it also wasn't something that he was necessarily used to. Sure, he's shoved things up his ass before and has taken dick and strap from Vox or Velvette but this was a little different. Sure, larger things were up his ass before and he could definitely match Niffty’s speed, but it was a whole other thing to have someone fucking you in the ass like this. I mean, the pleasure had him drooling.

He had to keep up the act. “Awww c'mon amorcito, I'm getting bored just sitting here~” He hummed. Niffty frowned yet again, her eyes turning cold. She stopped thrusting for a moment, pulling out, resulting in a quiet whimper from Valentino. It intrigued her, and as she hopped down from the stool, she picked up something from the ground. It was slightly out of Valentino’s vision, so all he could see was her bent over. He was definitely enjoying the view. The latex bodysuit she was wearing really left nothing up to the imagination either, so he could definitely get used to seeing her in it. He eyed every piece of her flesh as she bent over and stood back up, still unable to see what she was carrying in her hand. She jumped back onto the stool, shoving her strap inside of him once more. Niffty reached over him, grabbing ahold of his cock. Now he was starting to enjoy this, nothing beats having a cute chick rubbing up on your cock.

He felt her slide something onto his dick, a Fleshlight, and one of those electronic ones too. Between Niffty pounding against his prostate and this Fleshlight milking him, he didn't know how much longer he could last. Typically he'd have an unimaginable amount of stamina, but this was just so much for even him to handle. He was getting close, and with that, he let out a moan. Niffty smirked, her eyes lighting up and her smile returning. “Ohhhh so the bad boy does want to make some pretty noises for me!~” She giggled, continuing to thrust into him. It wasn't long before he came, letting out another moan and his breathing became heavy. Despite him already reaching his climax, the Fleshlight still milked him and Niffty’s speed showed no signs of slowing any time soon. He was in for a looooong night…

#valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #niffty hazbin hotel #niffty #fanfiction #hazbin hotel fanfiction #fanfic #hazbin hotel

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br4inr0tx · 3 years

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Could I request yandere homestuck and hazbin hotel(or helluva boss, I don't have preference)? I am pansexual non binary (maybe gender fluid), INTP. I am quite tall person, short dark brown hair and almost black eyes. I am very chill and calm person, love to jokingly roast my close friends. I am more of listener and observer. I like to brainstorm many ideas and open for suggestions. I am pro at procrastinating. Btw I am Seer of space (as test showed me). I am bad at showing emotions or how much I care about person. I am very confident more risky and open with close people, but when I am alone I turn to walking anxiety. I am quite understanding person and won't hold grunges. Music is my life I can't live without it, mostly I listen to very old ones (mostly rock, but also ink spots etc.). I love to draw, or just sketch. I also love reading especially if it's horror or psychological. I am very hard to scare (or just throw me into sea). I have very low self-esteem, but I cover it up with self roasting jokes. I am very insecure about myself and don't believe in compliments. And my number one dream is to be choked to death by beautiful lady 😔 (yes I am quite suicidal).

Hope it's not too long! Anyway have a great night/day! Stay safe and drink water! Bye♡

Greetings. Getting so many requests form people who are exactly like me- it’s starting to get a little scary- Being choked to death by a beautiful lady would be so amazing oml 😭🤚. Thanks for requesting!

Your Yandere! Homestuck matchup is.. Karkat Vantas !!

Let me tell you a REAL damn close second would be Mr Strider. This was practically me just saying fuck it and choosing one of them. I can always do head canons for Dave if you’d like.

Bro but imagine them both being Yandere for you- I’d be so jealous- 😭😭

Okay okay- Karkat. He’s senses all your moods, and can tell exactly what you’re feeling.

He basically knows everything about you. And adores it.

Loves how you can let lose and roast your friends like he does. He also loves that you’d listen to his never-ending rants.

Karkat just worries if you love him back, or care. It’s the thing you hide really well, even if you listen to him. Maybe it’s not you, or maybe he’s just that jealous? You have a hard time expressing your care to others, so it really makes him suspicious.

When he realizes you don’t believe in compliments..congrats! You just made his job a hell of a lot harder to have you in his hands.

He just thinks your so hot in black..

Anyway, we all know he’s really protective. He wants you to stay home, and will curse at you until you listen to him.

If you end up getting hurt, he’ll freak out and say it’s all your fault and you should listen to him, and that only makes your self esteem drop.

He’ll be quick to apologize and say he just wants you safe.

He’s not into killing, and he might be just a bit to weak to even kill someone. But oh that troll or human won’t hear the end of it. You’re banned from talking to them now.

Runners up!: Dave Strider

Your Yandere! Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss matchup is.. Vaggie !!

Vaggie can be on edge a lot of times, so to see someone who can let go will absolutely give her life.

She relies on you for support, and every time you be the slightest bit confident it fills her with so much joy.

She really didn’t notice deep down how you can be so down on yourself when not around people. When you started roast yourself, she got suspicious.

She doesn’t want her sunshine to dwindle. They can’t dwindle. She loves you so much, you need to understand you are the greatest person she’s met in hell. You need to be there.

You don’t like compliments? It might be hard for her to not compliment you, but after awhile she’ll finally leave you alone. That’s..she just can’t!

She knows how to please people. Even if she really doesn’t like to do that stuff..she’ll indulge in any guilty pleasure you have. Just ask. Please..

Runners up!: Charlie Magne, Niffty

— coii

#openmatchups #hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel matchups #Vaggie #homestuckmatchups #Karkat vantas #yandere Karkat #yandere vaggie

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alastorslittleradio · 3 years

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PROMPT! Alastor arriving back to the hotel covered innbloid and tracking it on Nifty's freshly cleaned carpet.

“Hmm..hmm hmmm hmmm..” Alastor had hum alonged after killing the meat butcher for touching something of fairer means..a poor little sheep demon who seemed to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. How something a sweet sounding and acting like her ended up in hell was anyone’s guess..but to Alastor,it didn’t matter. His energy was drained and he need replenishing. And what better place then the happy..sorry..hazbin hotel itself? He could fix himself some good food and share it along with the customers,win win for everyone

He arrives at the hotel not paying mine to incoming or outgoing guests,depending who really thought this place was worth a shot. The kill alastor made..was quite brutal and still leaking fleshly spilled blood all over the carpet,causing Niffty to freak out and begin washing it as soon as possible,not being able to get it all she screeched loud enough for everyone to hear,almost breaking down into tears “I..I can’t get it all..” she said curling into a ball and crying her heart out. Alastor heard and quickly turned around,walking over to kneel and hug his small friend “What bothers you sweetheart? Surely something I can aid in~” he said comfortingly as niffty sniffled,wiping her nose in Alastors jacket and muttering a soft “sorry” in reply,Alastor accepted

“You..no offense sir but..youre tracking blood everywhere! It’s too much for any maid to handle even me! I tried I really did but! It just keeps coming..” she points and he realized the kill was still fresh,face palming himself “how could I have not known! I am terribly sorry niffty dear..this kill was last minute and not exactly planned..let me help for this is my fault entirely..and you truly work yourself too hard my darling” he pats nifftys head and that was already enough to bring her to her feet and smile that adorable smile again. Alastor snaps his fingers and the mess was disappeared as if it’s never been there,to everyone else..it wasn’t as far as they are concerned “Now! I must be off to properly..clean this mess the right away. Tootles everyone~” he waved goodbye to the small demon and teleported to his room to not cause anymore drippings,niffty going back and cleaning things as usual.

//Hope you enjoyed! This was so cute to write my heart rn 💕💕💕

#alastor and charlie #alastortheradiodemon #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel

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mcuntainbcrn · 3 years

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@hellishlyclean said: ⚡️

my first impression of your muse: niffty? niffty?! niffty?!?!! real talk - i'm a simple woman; i saw a well written niffty, i picked her up and ran away and never looked back my first impression of you: helpful! very very helpful! german isn't my first language and it's been a hot throbbing minute since i spoke it with a degree of fluency and thone of the first times were spoke, you pointed out grammatical errors in the german i used in a thread response; the fact you were willing to correct me meant the world to me since i want to get better and due this muse and my heritage some freaking justice my favorite thing about your muse: enthusiastic murder gremlin; as bubbly and sweet as she can be, she'll still slice your achilles tendon with a smile on her face. my favorite thing about you: how you don't shy away from writing the uglier side of things and never let the world forget that as adorable as she can be, niffty is still a deomn. would I ever consider shipping our muses: considering the fact that maggie loves niffty in a very platonic way, probably not romantically; but absolutely in a 'this is my family and if you look at her in a way i don't like, i'll truss you up and admire her knife work while she flays your from nostril to navel' a plot I’d like to see between our muses: hmmm...i don't know if niffty would be interested in learning hand to hand and how to properly target joints, but that could be fun and useful considering how nimble she already is; make her even MORE LETHAL an AU I think would be interesting for our muses: ...hmmm...i am open to ideas if you have any :)

#a whole ass idiot: ooc #hellishlyclean

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angelfire115 · 4 years

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Such a surprise

It was an important day, a day to remember. It was Charlie's birthday, her 50th century one as well. It was pretty unbelievable for her that she's lived so long. Her parents promised to throw an amazing ball every century to celebrate the life she's lived and today was that day. Everyone was coming, her friends and family were all gonna be there. And all sorts of important people from all across hell. Other nobles and even a few overlords were going to go.

She was a little nervous, she had always been excited for her grand birthday ball but since her Happy Hotel announcement, she wondered if anyone outside her circle was even going to show up. Even if the king and queen invited them, would they want to see the disappointing princess of hell? She didn't even want to think about her seeing her father again. She was looking forward to a great time and seeing her mother but still, she couldn't help but be on edge.

During the drive there, Charlie sat with a nervous look on her features. Tapping her feet on the floor and playing with a ribbon attached to her golden dress, she fiddled and twitched, imagining all kinds of events that could all lead to disaster. Vaggie, her best friend, noticed her behavior and moved to her side. Placing her hands on both her shoulders, massaged them a bit to get her to relax. Vaggie: "Come on Charlie, it will be fine, you'll be okay, I promise".

Charlie looked up to her friend and smiled sweetly, Vaggie was always there to help and was glad she was always by her side. They've been friends for years and its been fun. Angel dust sat on the other side of the limousine, all dolled up himself. With that large poofy wig that sat snuggly on him and his long shiny dark pink dress with a slit on his right leg, plus all the make up, his poofy chest and wonderfully made nails. No one that's ever heard or met him could even guess he was a male.

With one last look on his small mirror he brang, he turned his attention back to the other two. He may have looked like he wasn't paying attention but somehow he was. Angel Dust: "Come one Char, you freak out too much, this is your birthday party you only have once a century, you gotta enjoy it". He was somehow being supportive, at least in a good enough mood to be helpful.

Angel dust: "Anyway, this might be a good opportunity to score yourself a man, someone that can even help you boost your hotel with their money, its how I get by". Charlie rolled her eyes and went back to pouting as Vaggie glared down Angel. Charlie: "I'm not using someone for their money Angel, anyway, I'm not really interested in relationships right now, I'll just have fun and get through the day". Vaggie smiled and gave her friend a side hug. Vaggie: "That's the spirit".

She may have calmed down on the ride thanks mainly Vaggie with some help from Angel but when she reached the building with the ball, her nerves started to build once more. There were a lot of people at the front, so many it was hard to see the front door. It was a surprise too, why would anyone want to be here? Was it because of free food or was it Charlie's parents? Could be any of those reasons but at least there were people to make the place complete. Not that, that was any more reassuring.

The place did look amazing especially on the inside. Chandeliers, large white and clean tables, decorations and lights filled the ceilings and a large beautiful sign saying "Charlotte Magne Birthday Ball" hanged up under a porch area where her parents were to make the announcements and speeches. The food especially was amazing, all her favorites on every one of them.

When she walked down the stairs is when everyone looked up, quieting the room. She looked around, now more nervous as she saw all the eyes eyeing her, judging her. She smiled to everyone brightly, a sort of greeting she was able to give on the spot. But everyone just went back to talking. Making it back down the stairs with a nervous sigh, she immediately ran into Niffty and Husk.

Niffty: "Oh Ms Charlie so glad you're here you look wonderful love the bow do you want me to get you a drink? Or food? Whichever one oh Alastor is over there with Lady Rose if you want to find him me and Husk are just gonna get a drink see ya later". And just like that, Niffty took off with Husk following behind. She always did that, speaking without taking a breath and not letting anyone say a word.

But it was noted where Alastor was. It wouldn't be hard to notice him since he's red and tall and she spotted him immediately. She felt a jolt of excitement, the more she coild stick around her friends, the more comfortable she could be. Followed by Vaggie and Angel dust, they were able to traverse the crowd of demons to reach the other two which were Lady Rosie and Alastor.

Charlie: "Al! Hey, glad you could make it". Alastor turned his attention to the call of his nickname and was able to catch the girl before she almost fell. Alastor: "Hello Charlie, glad to be here, thank you for inviting ma and dear Rosie here". Charlie turned and smiled to Rosie, Alastors friend and companion. She smiled her own toothy smile. Rosie: "You are such a sweetheart Charlie, I was surprised you invited me". Charlie: "Well, Al speaks about you often so I thought it would be nice to meet you and besides, any friend of Als' or any of the others are always welcome".

Rosie smiled a face of interest. Rosie: "Al hmm, how adorable, she gave you a nickname". Alastor smiled more as well, amused by it. Alastor: "Yes, she is a sweetheart". Charlie giggled herself, she always found it amusing of the nicknames people have her so she always tried her own nicknames as well.

The sudden sound of a microphone tuning, silenced the room. Up on a small stage under the balcony stood a tall slim insect demon wearing a long black dress. Announcer: "Hello everyone, I would like to announce the arrival of the king and queen of hell, who have a few words to say, please give a hand to the grand rulers of hell". Loud applause filled the room as both rulers of hell parted the curtains and walked forward on the balcony. As they arrived, everyone, except Charlie, bowed in respect to their majesties.

Lilith: "Thank you all for attending my beautiful daughters birthday, today is her 50th century birthday, a day I always can't wait to celebrate". Lilith's seductive voice sent shivers down nearly every males spine who were too weak to resist. Charlie looked up to Alastor who stood with a wide smile, seemingly unfazed. Charlie: *Typical*. Charlie couldn't help but silently giggle on how hardy Al is in ladies beauty.

Lilith backed away to allow her husband to speak next. Seeing her father sent her own shivers. Their last conversation didn't really end well, even thinking about it made her boil with anger and great sadness. Lucifer: "It is quite an exciting time, my daughter growing more great every day, well, without further adieu, let the event begin".

With that, grand music Charlie enjoyed sometimes, played through the hidden speakers. A floorr was cleared for those to dance. During that time, Vaggie and Angel mysteriously disappeared. Rosie also took off, from what Charlie heard, she went to go use the ladies room or something. Now Charlie and Alastor stood together, kind of alone. Charlie so badly wanted to talk, but something was stopping her and she didn't know what.

As for Al, he also stayed silent, not really moving at all or blinking. Charlie thought she may as well break through whatever kind of hesitation she was feeling. ??: "Well well well, its been a while Charlotte, how have you been?". A voice Charlie recognized spoke behind her. Absolute dread fueled her heart and soul as she slowly turned to face the one person she hoped to never see in her eternal life.

A grueling smile she always dread greeted her as she met face to face with Harold Von Eldritch, her ex. Charlie: "I've been great, Harold, how about you?". Harold smiled crudely as he met her eyes. Harold: "Likewise, wow, its been so long, you're still beautiful as ever". With an elongated finger, he slowly and gently stroked her cheek. The sensation made her sick as she tried not to cringe or flinch. Harold: "How about this, since we haven't spoken in so long, why don't we have a dance?".

Propping himself all gentlemen like, he hwld out his hand for her to take. Before she could refuse his offer and make up and excuse, a hand with very long nails grabbed her shoulder. Alastor: "Sorry dear fellow but me and Charlie here were about to go to the dance floor ourselves, so if you'll excuse us, shall we dear?". Her savior appeared in the form of red. Alastor finally speaking up, held out his own hand for her to take. Charlie smiled thankfully and took it, waving goodbye to Harold as she continued to the dance floor with Alastor.

Charlie: "Thanks for that Al, I didn't know how much I could take talking to him". Making it to the dance floor, they both swayed and danced with the music. Alastor: "Tis no problem my dear, I can't handle that pompous talker either". Charlie rolled her eyes, slightly laughing at his way of saying that. Charlie: "This coming from the king of pompous talking".

Alastor: "Hahaha, oh no my dear, my talking is way more defined then his". Charlie: "So you admit it then, that you are a pompous talker". Alastor: "I didn't say that". Charlie laughed and so did Alastor. They're laughter caught the attention of Angel and Vaggie who were gettimg drinks. Angel dust: "Well well, not what I expected, I did tell her to get a man but I didn't think that one. Kinda fits though if ya think about it". Vaggie became more tense, she never have and never will trust him, ever. And seeing him with Charlie made her blood boil. She just wished Charlie could see the danger.

Vaggie: "There is no way they are becoming a thing". Angel Dust: "You sure? Cause I think she's smiling her face off with all the laughing she's doing". Vaggie: "Uugh!". Too annoyed to deal with anything else, Vaggie moved away to somewhere she could relax. Meanwhile, both Charlie and Alastor continued their dance. Charlie: "Hey Al? How are you a good dancer?". Alastor: "Lots of practice dear". Charlie: "Really?". Alastor stayed quiet for a while, only following the song with a sway. But after that moment he stopped and placed his hands on Charlies shoulders.

Alastor: "My dear, how about we move to the balcony? There I will tell you my secret". Charlie: "Oh?". Guided by his hand, he lead her to the balcony area, alone. While they traversed the crowd, Angel spotted them leaving while drinking a martini. Angel dust: "And where are you two going?". When they made out, the warm air fueled by the burning lava from below was a sort of refreshing feeling compared to the air con filled ball room.

Charlie stretched her limbs, satisfied by the chamge of air. Charlie: "So what are we doing out here?". Alastor, walked to the balcony, leaning against it with Charlie following his lead. Alastor: "Well, you wanted to know hiw I can dance, right?". Charlie looked surprised, he was willing to tell her? Charlie: "Uh okay, how?". Alastor: "Well, my mother, she taught me. When I was young I wanted to go to a dance at my school, but I didn't know how to dance, my lovely mother taught me how to, it was simple at first, but after a while she taught me more. More of the difficult kind of dances, it was enjoyable, ever since then, I've loved dancing".

Charlie listened to his story carefully, she found it amazing and beautiful his story was. Charlie: "Your mother must have been amazing". Alastor stared off, in the blur of the moment of thinking of his mother, he changed to a gentle look Charlie thought she'd never see, from him especially. Seeing that sent something down her spine and shot her heart, nothing she would ever expect to feel in so long or so strong. Charlie: "Alastor". Alastor turned to Charlie, his gentleman expression gone in an instamce but Charlies' deep feeling still stayed.

Alastor leaning in his palm now, stared at Charlie with lowered eyes. Charlie coudnt help but stare back. Alastor: "Yes my dear?". Without thinking, Charlie leaned up and kissed him, right on his lips. The action of it, making his eyes shoot wide open, more open then he probably ever has done in his life. Charlie retracted slowly, her eyes low as she savoured the feeling. She didn't realize what she'd done till she looked back up at Al. Charlie: "I-I, Oh my god I, uh, um, Al,I I". She stammered on her words but it was clear she had no way of getting out of it so easily.

Her only choice was to abort so she left the situation, running back inside, leaving Al to contemplate on his own. Her face turning red, she stopped at the door to the balcony trying to hide her embarrassment. Angel dust, appeared from nowhere, mixing around a glass of wine. Angel dust: "Well, that went well how ya doin princess?". Charlie couldn't speak, only squeal in embarrassment which was a clear message to Angel.

Angel dust: "Alright alright, no need to get your panty in a twist, its ya birthday, come on lets get that red face sorted before you attract a crowd". Both started heading their way to the bathroom. Alastor however, calmly watched over the lava pools that swirled in the area. Alastor: "Hehe". Covering his own face, Alastor built up a red of his own. He was glad no one was on the balcony, he wouldnt want anyone to see it or at least get blood all over his nice suit. Wouldn't suit the eyes for the lovely princess Charlie. Alastor: "Oh Charlie, you are simply a mystery, having caused such reactions from me is unheard of but, still, I look forward to what you can surprise me with next."

Charlastor week: last day (I think)

#Hazbin Hotel #Charlastor week #Charlastorweek2020 #Charlastor #Alastor #Charlie #Angel dust #Vaggie #Lucifer #Lilith #Harold Von Eldritch #fanfic #oof #its late but here it is guys #my intake #Ill be better at it next year

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Little Maude

Hey guys! I know it’s been a long time since I wrote a fanfic but a lot of stuff happened but I think I got that spark back!

Anyway, this story is about Charlie and the others finding an old movie with a unusual curse.

So relax and enjoy the story!

At the hotel Charlie and the others were cleaning the hotel. They feel like if they clean up the hotel, they could get more patients to come. Angel come in with boxes and look annoyed.

Angel - “Isn’t it Niffty’s job to clean? She is the fucking maid for crying out loud.”

Charlie - “Well yes, but she can’t do ALL the cleaning by herself.”

Niffty - “Beside it’s all great that we are helping out and giving this place a woman touch since we are all women! Well, expect for Husk but still!”

Husk grumbled and he was throwing out his beer cans and bottles.

Vaggie - *looking at them* “Geez how many bottles and cans do you have?”

Husk - “Heh. I got enough to build a fucking boat. Beside I got some new ones.”

Angel - “Okay I got some trash we can throw out.”

He puts it down and Vaggie sees it has her clothes inside.

Vaggie - Hey! These are my clothes!”

Angel - “Yeah like I said: Trash.”

Charlie - *stern* “Don't be mean Angel.”

Vaggie - *give the box to Angel* “Take this stuff back to my room now!”

Angel - *annoyed* “Ugh, fiiine…*under his breath* Nagging bitch!”

Vaggie - *angry* “I heard that!”

Angel - “Good!”

Vaggie - *angry* “Hijo de puta!”

Then the door knocked, and Charlie said:

Charlie - “Oh! That’s probably Sonya. Hope you don’t mind, I invited her for extra help.”

Charlie went to the door and opened it. Sonya was standing there smiling due to happy visiting her favorite cousin.

Sonya - *smiled* “Hey Cousin Charlie!”

Charlie - “Hey baby cousin!”

They both hugged each other, and Charlie led her inside the hotel. Sonya and Liz (in shadow form) saw a lot of boxes of junk to either keep or throw away.

Sonya - “Damn you guys got a lot of crap.”

Charlie - *chuckled* “Well we do need to get rid of shit in order to keep the hotel going.”

Niffty - *popping out* “That's right! We really need to give this a lady touch because nobody would want to stay in a place that’s filthy. Especially me and men!”

Husk - “Yeah so get your shadow and use your muscle or magic Little Boy.”

Sonya - *annoyed* “I’m a girl.”

Husk - *shrugs* “Whatever.”

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Charlie and the others continue to clean up. Sonya came in with some boxes and saw a lot of movie tapes and began to look at them.

Sonya - “Man I never realized Uncle Lucifer got so many movies.”

Charlie - “Well Dad does love movies. In fact, he likes all kinds of movies…*gets an idea* Hey! Why don’t we have a movie night?”

Vaggie - *smiles* “A movie night does sound nice Hun.”

Angel - *smirks* “I know what movie we can watch.”

Charlie - “ANGEL! No!”

Angel - “What?”

Charlie - *whispers* “Sonya and Liz are here.”

Angel - “What? All I was going to say all I do is hugs and kiss and-“

Vaggie - *threateningly* “Don’t day it!”

Angel - *smirks* “And sucking some long ass dicks!”

Charlie - *dismayed* “Aaand there it is.”

Vaggie - *angry* “Angel I swear to Charlie's dad I will fucking castrate you with a lawnmower if you don't shut your dirty damn mouth!”

Angel - What? I was just speaking the truth. Besides, they are old enough to know. At age 11 that’s almost an adult.”

Vaggie - *annoyed and pinching her nose* “Just. Shut. Up.”

Husk - “You know the spider freak actually good fucking point. Watching that kind of movie can help the boy reach manhood at an early age.”

Sonya - “Okay first of all, I’m a girl and second Liz and I don’t wanna watch ANY of Angel’s movies. We don’t need to be traumatized for life.”

Charlie - “We just need to decide on what movie to watch. I’m sure my Dad have some pretty good movies in here.”

She began to look and saw one tape that said in capital words in blood type words : LITTLE MAUDE DO NOT PLAY. The others looked at it and Niffty said:

Niffty - “OOH! That one look like a horror movie! And I actually enjoy horror movies because I watch them with Alastor. Too bad he’s not here and is away on a trip.”

Vaggie - “I don’t think we should play this.”

Angel - “Wait Wait what if it a horror movie?”

Vaggie - “If something has "do not play" crudely written in marker, you DON'T play it. Have you never watched a horror movie??”

Angel - “Yeah they aren’t that scary. I mean I done WAY scarier stuff then they show even in my own movies.”

Vaggie - “But we still shouldn’t watch it.”

Charlie - *unsure* “I don’t know I mean it could be a prank. Dad is known to be a bit of a prankster.”

Sonya - “Yeah that’s true. He once pranked my Dad making him watch a corny love movie. Liz thought it was funny though.”

Charlie - “We’ll let just check out this movie to see what it is.”

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After setting up the TV, Charlie and the others was in the main room sitting on the couch. Angel had a bowl of popcorn and was eating it. Charlie put the tape in and the tv was staticky for a bit until it was fix. The movie showed a black and white film and it also show stage and a little girl came out to dance. The little girl looked creepy and was wearing a messy dress, and chains on her wrist, her ankles, pigtails, rosy cheeks, and a big smile on her face.

Girl - “Guess who?! It’s Little Maude!”

Little Maude began to dance, and the others were looking confused and uninterested in the movie.

Husk - “What the fuck is this shit?”

Niffty - “It does look rather boring. There’s no men.”

Sonya - “Yeah this look rather lame Cousin Charlie.”

Angel - “I can see why ya Pops don’t want you playing this Princess: it’s boring as fuck.”

Vaggie - “It looks like it’s from the 1920 or 30s.”

Sonya - “I never heard of Little Maude before. Look like she enjoys dancing.”

Charlie - “That's all she's doing. And it's getting boring. Okay how about "I know what you did last summer"?

Vaggie - “Good idea.”

Charlie was about to turn it off but then for some strange reason she couldn’t. She kept pressing the reject button, but it wouldn’t get out and it was frustrating her.

Charlie - *frustrated and confused* “That's weird it’s not letting me turn off.”

Sonya - “Try unplugging it.”

Charlie - “Good idea.”

Charlie went to the back of the tv to unplug it. However once she touched the plug, Charlie began to get electrified. Then she was thrown on the ground a bit dizzy and her hand was a bit burned. The others ran toward her to see if she was okay.

Vaggie - *angry* “Angel! Did you cut up the cable again!?”

Angel - *defensive* “Not this time! And last time it was for a prank. For you, not for Charlie.”

Vaggie - “You're still a suspect.”

Little Maude - “I’m afraid you can’t turn me off! Now that I’m on, I can finally be free!”

Then the tv turned staticky and it was freaking everybody out. Some lighting came out and it hit Sonya right in the chest which knocked her out. She fell on the ground.

Charlie - *worried* “Sonya!! Are you okay?!”

All of them surrounded her and then Sonya began to sit up, but her head was still down. This freaks out the other because they are happy that Sonya is okay, but she was acting weird.

Charlie - *worriedly* Sonya?

Charlie was about to touch her, but then Sonya head raised up and now she has 1920 cartoons eyes and Little Maude’s voice.

Little Maude *possessing Sonya* - “Guess who!?”

Charlie - “Hey! What the hell are you doing inside of my baby cousin?”

Little Maude - “Allow to explain I was trapped in that video for so long. I've been wanting a body so I can escape and be famous again. Now I have it!”

Angel - “Not happening. That's our kid and you can't have their body.”

Little Maude - “I’m afraid it’s too late! This is the body I always wanted! It was just like my old one but mine was cuter! This is perfect for my big comeback!”

Angel - “No way ya creepy old whatever ya are. Ya can't have Sonya's and Liz body.”

Little Maude - “You mean it’s my body now you ugly hag!”

Angel - *angered* “What did you say!?”

Little Maude - “You heard me! I don’t need to ugly people like you. I’m too adorable. *disgusted* Ugh! I hate wearing these clothes. I need something to make me me!”

Niffty - “Ooh! I think I know where there's some old timey clothes.”

Little Maude - “Ooh thank you!”

Charlie and the others looked at Niffty as if she lost her mind. Niffty lead Little Maude to the basement and as soon Little Maude went inside the basement, Niffty quickly ran out. Then Niffty locked the door and wipe her hands.

Niffty - “Well that take care of that!”

Husk - *confused* “How??”

Niffty - “Simple: I tricked her into going to the basement and now we got her locked up!”

Vaggie - “But we can’t keep her locked up forever. It won’t really solve anything. We need to think of a way to get rid of her. Charlie, can your dad tell us more about the tape?”

Charlie - “Yeah that is a good idea.”

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As the others kept an eye out on the basement to make sure Little Maude don't escape from the basement, Charlie began to call her Dad. After a few rings, Charlie heard a voice

“Hello?”

Charlie - “Hi Dad it’s me Charlie.”

Lucifer - “Oh hi sweetie! How have you been?”

Charlie - “Not so good. Do you happen to know anything about an old tape with a 30s cartoon girl? Little Maude?”

Lucifer - *horrified* “Oh no! Not her!!”

Charlie - “Is it bad?!”

Lucifer - “Yes! She came to Hell because she was jealous of other actors hogging the spotlights. She came as a ghost like spirit and possessed girls but would leave because she was picky. I had to lock her away because she once tried to possess you as a kid.”

Charlie - “So it is bad!”

Lucifer - “Yes! Why are you asking?”

Charlie - *nervously* “Because...Little Maude is possessed by Sonya.”

Lucifer - “Oh no! Luckily, there’s a paper in the movie tape that tell you how to get rid of her.”

Charlie - “Okay. Thank you, Dad.”

Lucifer - “No problem. I wish you luck.”

Charlie hung up and sighed. Then Angel said:

Angel - “What is it?”

Charlie - “Little Maude. She possessed girls and once tried to possess me. But there’s a paper in the movie box that actually helps get rid of her.”

Husk - “You mean this one?”

Husk pulled out the paper and Charlie looked at it.

Charlie - “Yep! That the one.”

Vaggie - “How did you find it?”

Husk - “I looked, and it was at the bottom. I do more than just fucking drink ya know?”

Charlie - “Right. We gotta go to the basement now. We need to make sure Little Maude was stay on hold.”

Vaggie - “I’m coming with you.”

Charlie - “No. I don’t want you to get hurt.”

Vaggie - “But I don’t want you hurt either. We both go together.”

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Angel opened the door to the basement and Charlie and Vaggie held hands as they went down. They walk slowly and carefully not knowing what Little Maude can do. They looked around and saw that not only was Sonya's clothes on the floor, but the window was opened.

Charlie - “SON OF A BITCH!”

Angel - *yelling* “What happened?!”

Vaggie - “LITTLE MAUDE IS GONE!”

Angel - “WHAT?!”

Charlie and Vaggie both quickly ran upstairs, and Charlie said:

Charlie - “Little Maude is gone!”

Husk - “Niffty, you should have tied her up!”

Niffty - “I didn’t think she would escape the basement! It is one of the hardest places to escape from.”

Vaggie - “Come on! We gotta look for Little Maude!”

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Charlie and her friends spent hours looking for Little Maude in Pentagram City. They ask some people, but some either didn’t know, too drunk to answer, or just lied. Then they were in the middle of the city and Angel came back frustrated.

Angel - “Ugh I had six with like three motherfuckers and they didn’t know shit.”

Charlie - *sadly* “Ooh...I don’t think we will ever find her and save my baby cousin…”

Vaggie - *comforting* “Oh don’t worry Charlie we will find them soon. I promise.”

Niffty - *coming with Husk* “Hey guys! We found her!”

Charlie - *perks up* “Really?! Where?”

Husk - “At Hell high Theater. Some asshole said the little girl was dancing over there about some big comeback.”

Charlie - “We Gotta get there now!”

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They went to the street and saw the big theater. They tried to get into the door, but it was locked.

Charlie - “Aww we can't get in!”

Husk - “I got this.”

Husk took out a knife and began to jam it in the keyhole. Then the door was unlocked and the other was amazed how a person like Husk can do that.

Charlie - *amazed* “Wow. I didn’t know you pick locks”

Husk - “There's a lot of things you don't know about me.”

Husk opened the lock and they saw Little Maude on stage doing some crazy dancing. Their eyes widen in shock and horror:

Little Maude made Sonya hair black with a blonde streak and its messy and with two down pigtails. She was wearing white gloves with severed chains on her wrist and was wearing a raggedy overall black stress with white and black stripe shirt and white and black tights and was barefoot. She also had served chains on her ankle as well.

Vaggie - “She made Sonya look like a creepy cartoon doll!”

Angel - “No shit sherlock!”

Charlie - “Hey! Little Maude!”

Little Maude looked and saw Charlie and her friends. Little Maude was now really annoyed.

Little Maude - “What are you dummies doing here?!”

Vaggie - “To take back what ours you little brat!”

Little Maude - *gasps* “I am not a little brat! I’m a perfect adorable little girl! This is my body now and if you want it, then I’ll just have to switch!”

Little Maude took out a thumb tack and prick her finger on it and passed out. Then she woke up and the others realized that she is now possessing Liz due to while her eyes are red, they are still look like 1920-30s cartoons. Her teeth were sharp, and her hair was crazier than before but still in two pigtails and her nails was even longer and sharper and was even red. Little Maude evilly smirks.

Little Maude - “I knew about the Gemini thing. Possessing the other one was easy and she’s actually stronger. But the first Gemini is still cuter.”

Then Little Maude raises her hands up and some blob like monsters appear. The blob monsters started to look like some 1920-30s characters you see in cartoons.

Little Maude - “My friends….ATTACK THOSE UGLY MEANIES!!”

The blob monsters began to attack but the others began to dodge and fight them. As the fighting was happening, Charlie quickly grabbed the note out of her pocket and began to say some spells in Latin. The spell was starting to work because it was started to weaken Little Maude a bit who was holding her head.

Vaggie - “That's it! Keep going!”

Vaggie saw one coming toward her and quickly killed it with her spear. But then all of a sudden, Little Maude tackle Charlie to the ground and started to strangle her.

Little Maude - “You’re not taking my stardom away from me!”

Angel - *pulling little Maude off of Charlie* “Oooh no ya don't!”

Little Maude growls and use her chains to not only make them grow longer, but to tie up Angel and throw him around like a doll. Vaggie said:

Vaggie - “Charlie keep reading! While she's distracted!”

Charlie - “Right! “

She began to read more of the spell and Little Maude began to get weaker. She quickly dropped Angel and broke free from the chains.

Little Maude - “Shut up!”

Vaggie - “Keep reading!”

Little Maude screamed in pain. Then in anger, Little Maude uses what strength she has and scratches Charlie on the face. The scratch left a medium size cut on her face.

Charlie - “Ow!!”

The attack caused Charlie to let go of the paper. The paper was floating in the air and was about to fall on the ground.

Vaggie - “I got it!”

Vaggie was about to grab it, but saw her feet was frozen in gray blobs. And then her hands were covered in gray blogs as well. When Little Maude was about to grab it, Angel quickly jumped and caught and also began to read the spell. But then, Little Maude use her powers to chain up Angel again but this time, with gray blobs. The paper was flown in the air and Niffty grabbed it and began to read it really fast and Little Maude was getting weaker and screaming in pain.

Little Maude - “Stop reading!”

She shot a giant blob ball at Niffty and it hit Niffty causing her to go against the wall covered in goo. The paper was up in the air again and just when Maude was about to destroy it, Husk actually flew and grabbed the paper.

Vaggie - *shocked* “You can fly?!”

Husk - “Duh! I have wings for a reason I just don’t like flying unless it’s something serious!”

Charlie - “Quick Husk! Finished it!”

Husk was about to say the spell but then, Little Maude began to throw some gray blobs and chains at him. Husk dodge them thanks to his amazing flying. Then Husk quickly began to read the final lines of the spells and once he finished, Little Maude screamed, and she was out of Sonya/Liz’s body and was sent back to the videotape she was sent too. Then the blob monsters and chains were gone, and Sonya woke up and rubbed her head and saw in a mirror her new look.

Sonya - *shocked* “Whoa...What the hell am I wearing?”

Charlie - *gasps* “Sonya! You're okay!!”

Charlie ran and gave her baby cousin a big hug. She was happy that her baby cousin was now back to normal and free from possession. Sonya, however, was just confuse on what happened to her.

Sonya - “What happened?”

Angel - “Little Maude happened.”

Sonya - *confused* “Who?”

Charlie - “A spirit took over your body. She even controlled Liz.”

Sonya - *shocked* “What?!”

Husk - “Yeah she made you act all weird and shit.”

Niffty - “But we came to your rescue!”

Sonya - “Thanks guys...What do we do now?”

Charlie - “I got the perfect thing!”

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Vaggie - “Do you really think that’s the best idea Charlie?”

Angel - “Yeah I mean why can’t we destroy the tape?”

Charlie - “Because if we destroy it, Little Maude will be out for good.”

Charlie and the others were in the back of the hotel with some shovels and a big hole. Charlie threw the box that was chained up and quickly buried it. Sonya (who also had her regular clothes and hair back to normal) helped as well. They both made sure it was nice and buried deep in the ground

Charlie - “Burying it is the best thing we can do.”

Sonya - “She actually has a good point. That way Little Maude can’t be seen ever again.”

Charlie - “You know, normally I like kids but any kid that acts horrible and try to hurt my loved ones, go on my hate list.”

Vaggie - “Well at least we won’t hear from little Maude ever again.”

Charlie - “Agreed. Come on let go do our movie night.”

Angel - “Yeah and it better be something good and maybe sexy.”

As they were walking back to the hotel, deep in the ground, there was still the little girl inside the tape crazily laughing.

Hope you all like it!

#hazbin hotel #my fanfic #charlie #Vaggie #Angel Dust #Husk #niffty #Sonya #Little Maude

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