#no baby we’re just gay little besties!
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me 🤝🏻 my best friend 🤝🏻 catfishing people into thinking we’re in a relationship despite the fact that he is gay and i’m a lesbian
#TRÉS ENTERTAINING#he just got a seasonal temp job at the place i work and nobody’s met him yet#but because i posted on ig for his birthday with a sappy caption multiple of them came up to me like#’uhhhh are u dating’#no baby we’re just gay little besties!
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caitlin clark x reader where the reader is very feminine and people don’t realize that shes 💅
She likes girls . CC
pairing: caitlin clark x reader
synopsis: although you’re a raging gay, you don’t typically look the part. if you had a nickel for every time you and caitlin got mistaken for beings besties or sisters, you’d be rich
A/N: thought this would be a cute little blurb, so anon, if you want me to edit this and make it longer, please message me :)
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“i don’t know maybe i’m doing something wrong?” you asked caitlin, legs draped over her lap. it was a sunday afternoon spent on the couch, relaxing after brunch with her family.
“baby” she patted your leg “you’re not doing anything wrong!”
“then why do people not take us seriously?” you were incredibly frustrated “if someone treats us like we’re best friends one more time i’m going to lose it”
it happened often, definitely more than you wished. you would be mistaken as caitlin’s sister or her best friend constantly. at first it just started when you started dating publicly. you’d receive comments like “you and your friend have a nice day!” or “she’s a good friend, keep that one around!”. it was sweet at first, but then cait introduced you to her team. they thought she was kidding when she announced you as her girlfriend. it wouldn’t necessarily have been a big deal, but it hurt your feelings that they didn’t genuinely believe that caitlin would date you. even when you met her family, the entire lot of them thought caitlin was bringing home a roommate for the holidays.
“i’m so sorry! you just don’t…look gay” her mom would exclaim, trying to apologize. you tried to not look hurt, you understood even.
“mom” caitlin interfered, already knowing how you were upset once again that you were mistaken for a friend. “it’s ok, but can we just drop it? please?”
now, today at brunch, the waitress asked for caitlin’s number right in front of you. while her parents and brothers were talking about work and school and while you and cait were discussing plans for next week, the young woman scurried over to hand caitlin a napkin with her number on it. caitlin had one arm around your shoulder, another fiddling with the rings on your fingers, and the waitress still didn’t catch a hint. after unfolding the crumpled napkin and seeing the bold black numbers, caitlin immediately declined and motioned to you, she was taken.
“oh my god,” the waitress said “i thought you guys were like friends or something i’m so sorry”
you weren’t surprised.
“i feel like something IS wrong though!” you reply to caitlin, running your hands through your hair in annoyance. “i hate that people don’t even see me as your girlfriend and it sucks!”
“i know, but we’re together either way and that’s all that matters” her words of reassurance were doing little to change your mind.
“maybe it’s the way i dress? i know i’m very feminine and stuff, so maybe that’s the issue”
caitlin laughed “YN, it doesn’t matter how you dress, ok? just because people assume we’re friends or assume you’re straight doesn’t mean that it changes your identity at all. i love the way you dress and i don’t want you to change just because people are blind.”
“you’re right, i just want people to know that we’re together” you sighed.
“me too,” she agreed “but at the same time, i really like saying ‘she’s my girlfriend’ to people”
god she was so sweet, “i really like that too”
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This Week in BL - No Thoughts Only Bed Friends
March 2023 Wk 3
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying most.
Ongoing Series - Thai
Bed Friend (Sat YT, GaGa & iQIYI uncut) ep 5 of 8 - Consent King is great. The nail clipping injury thing was absurd. I love King’s admission that he’s attracted to Uea’s cool aloof meanness. Also I like that office politics and nepotism have come in to play, this is an office romance after all. King’s “back the fuck off” expression is one of the best. And then there are bits of the friendship/work dynamics that are laugh out loud funny. This is a great show.
A Boss and a Babe (Fri YouTube) ep 3 of 12 - I honestly can’t decide about the babe character. Do I like him or is he too much an idiot? There is a way to play innocence where it’s cheeky not frustrating, but this is edging on frustrating. Mr Boss is a hard core flirt. What is this I feel? Just… old fashioned trope exhaustion. I HATE the younger brother character but love the home family. All in all, this show still makes me smile, not sure why, but it keeps me watching.
Tin Tam Jai (Tues Gaga & iQIYI) ep 3 of 12 - Continues to be slice of life sweet and somewhat silly. Second lead syndrome strikes... and then vanishes.
Pastsenger (Thai Weds Gaga) 2 of 12 eps - I just don’t like any of the characters. They’re boring. Also we are back to that old pulp mistake of not matching foundation properly and not blending at the jaw line. Which I find endlessly distracting. I do like that the sunshine idiot time traveller is trying to take care of his dead bestie’s kid and said kid is hella gay for it.
The Promise (Thai Weds YT) ep 3 of 10 - I’m bored.
Chains of Heart (Sat iQIYI) ep 5 of 10 - A confession is not an excuse. Do we trust Leu or not? Now a random doctor character has shown up? It feels like we are watching the whole thing out of sequence, not just the flashbacks but as if the story hasn’t been edited together properly. what is going on?
Our Winter (Thai & Korea YT & TikTok under ThaiMiniSeries) ep 12-13 of 14 - whatever.
Ongoing Series - Not Thai
Our Dating Sim (Korea Thurs Viki) eps 3-4 of 8 - I can’t. It’s so good. They’re so good... and so bad at flirting. And SO into each other. The saddest part of my week is reading the phrase “the next episode will not be available for 7 days.”
All the Liquors (Korea Thurs Gaga & Viki) eps 5-6 of 8 - That’s it, that’s the reason? The chef is allergic to alcohol? I don’t understand, why such a big deal? What happened to that plot point? Why did he change his mind? OK, I guess that is the end of that conflict? Now we’re in it just for a cute romcom? Fine. Who needs story structure? Especially when they have a date that is all about tasting local food and baby boy has a cute striped sweater with extra long flappity-flappy sleeves. The credit extras sequence was GREAT! I found the two gay boys expressions over the hets flirting = one if the most relatable moments in BL cinematic history.
Unintentional Love Story (Korea Fri iQIYI) 1-2 of 10- Ji Won Young is intent on winning over the heart of Yoon Tae Joon as he's the boss's favorite artist. Plot: evil corporation is evil, artist is DEEP and not evil. Opens with a wrongful termination, debt issues, bird poop, & broken plate = our poor sunshine cutie can’t catch a break. Gongchan (maknae of B1A4) is GREAT in this role. Like really good. The tsundere ceramicist better be in hiding for a DAMN good reason. I don’t wan’t to be in another Liquors sitch. Meanwhile: “just a little kabedon to see if you’re gay“ really? That’s your excuse? Love the cafe owner & combative foodie romance boys, side dish syndrome coming on strong already. (The guy playing the muscled waiter is the lead from You Make Me Dance). [FYI I had to search on Google to find it on iqiyi, for some reason they weren’t listing the first 2 eps internally: Ep 1, Ep 2]
A Shoulder to Cry On (Korea Tues Viki & Gaga) eps 1-2 of 7 - Adaptation of Dongmul's manwha, high school set, features a teasing confident gay, and a rich/poor pairing. Star idols Jaehan & Yechan BOTH from OMEGA X, a first for the industry. AND..... I don’t like it. Very bully romance, without the mature teasing of Semantic Error or the kinky hotness of My Beautiful Man. I HATE outing with false accusations (implication = to be gay is evil), aided and abetted by adults. (It’s as close to a trigger as I get.) It makes for an unforgivable bad-boy character. Lots of the “crash into me“ trope. (Who do they think they are? Taiwan?) I’ll keep watching but I’m not happy about it, and I don’t see how they can possibly redeem the bad boy - tragic past or no. Now that he switched to flirting the dynamic is better, but I will never trust him.
Jack o’Frost (Japan Fri GaGa) ep 5 of 6 - Honestly? Perhaps their relationship should end. Why do I care? They seem ill suited.
It’s Airing But ...
Love Syndrome (Thai Sat WeTV) stopped at ep 2 of 12 - I’m just not into any aspect of it (except Lee Long Shi and I can watch him in Tin Tem Jai) - saving to binge if the end is solid.
Blue Sky Complex (Japan ???) 5 eps for VR - Kei Ichikawa's manga is getting a JBL adaptation. Weird distribution though, it started Feb 27 sequentially on 360 Channel (SHOCHIKUch) a VR video distribution service. Will inter-fans ever get to see this, and if it’s filmed for VR will it adapt without being overly dark and fuzzy? I have questions. But as usual, you do you Japan and we will wait (im)patiently to see if you remember the rest of the world exists. This is my preferred kind of live action yaoi, so fingers crossed.
Boyband (Thai) ep 2 of 10 - Stopped airing on YouTube, and only available in Thailand & Japan. Not sure if they’re working a distribution deal or just fucking with us.
Cafe In Love (Thai ???) 10 eps on Ch3+ - Thai pulp, about trying to save a coffee shop. FairyGodBLer came through for me, but I’m collecting to binge just in case. It’s my new policy with the grey stuff.
Destiny Seeker (Tues WeTV Thailand) 10 eps - it’s not on any WeTV I can get ahold of. Bad Buddy the pulp rebirth meets Japanese handsome host club action. Same as above.
Heesu In Class 2 (Korea Thurs unknown, I check Viki Gaga iQIYI & WeTV nada) - A gay(er) version of Sex Education. I’m still not sure this one is actually happening.
In case you missed it
I’m putting this here because I missed it: Ready?
Laos produced their version of Boys Over Flowers called Oh My 4. It is... not very good BUT 2 of the F4 have a BL arc with each other!!! (The bad boy and the musician.) You know I’ve been wanting the all gay BoF for YEARS but this is as close as we’ve gotten. Don’t ask, I have no idea how to get it all. But some of it is on YT.
Next Week Looks Like This:
Liquors & Jack both end.
Tomorrow: Future (Thai Sun YouTube & Gaga) ep 1 of 5 - Based on a y-novel by Faddest (En of Love) about an engineering student and a dentist. We can expect this one to be soft, it’s from the 21 Day Theory people.
3/22: Make a Wish (Thai Weds YouTube) from WaGa Creative staring Fluke Natouch (OhmFluke UWMA etc...) & Judo (The Miracle Of Teddy Bear) in a medical-fantasy. It seems to be a light-hearted romance with a comedic flair. About a doctor who sees ghosts and a deity who resides in a Bodhi tree that earns merits whenever he fulfills a wish based on a y-novel by Sammon (Manner of Death, Triage).
Full list of upcoming in March 2023 is here.
2023 forthcoming BL master post. (see comments, some are inaccurate, NOT KEPT UPDATED)
THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENT
Definitely Top 10 MINE glares (Bed Friend).
(last week)
Current Kpop earworm? Team B cover of Dang Dang Dang. Look the tiny corner of my heart not occupied by BL is entire taken over by Peak Time.
#this week in BL#bl news#BL gossip#upcoming BL#best BL#new BL#BL reviews#Thai BL#korean bl#Taiwanese BL#Japanese BL#live action yaoi#Rakutan Viki#gagaoolala#GMMTV#Kpop earworm#Dang Dang Dang#Peak Time#Bed Friend#A Boss and a Babe#Tin Tam Jai#Pastsenger#Chains of Heart#Our Dating Sim#All the Liquors#You Make Me Dance#Unintentional Love Story#A Shoulder to Cry On#Jack o’Frost#Boys Over Flowers
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Number 23 (Going from a hot tub/sauna into snow/cold water), Galadriel and Celeborn (romantic or pre-romance, up to you)
For the modern AU holiday prompts! Here you are, Anon: ~1100 words of Galadriel meeting a cute boy at her 19th birthday party. (I received this same prompt for another couple, so there will be a part 2 of this with more actual snow jumping😉).
Warnings for several f-bombs, some other swear words, and a millennial writing Gen Z. Sorry, besties.
Knotting her plush white robe loosely around her waist, Galadriel led the parade of her girlfriends onto the flagstones of Nevrast Nordic Spa.
Her friends chattered behind her.
“Yo, this place fucks.”
“For real.”
“Ahhh! Gal, it’s snowing!”
“Ugh, this is so boujee. I can’t believe I’m here.”
“Hey, sis,” Galadriel whirled on the last speaker. “No bad vibes, remember?” The other girls laughed. “Yeah, my rules, cause it’s my b-day, bitches!” She threw her arms out in a V-shape and struck a pose.
Edhellos lifted the phone dangling from her hand by a gold finger-loop and snapped a photo. “Ahh queen! You look so cute!” she said, looking at it, and hurried over to Galadriel to show her. Then she gestured to the others. “Come on, come on, babes, let’s get one of all of us.”
All four of Galadriel’s best friends huddled around her while Edhellos held her phone out as far as possible for a selfie.
“Okay, okay,” Galadriel said, and they all hushed. “So the way it works is you go hot, then cold, then relax. Hot pool or sauna, then cold pool or cold shower, then chill for fifteen minutes. And we're supposed to be quiet.”
They all nodded, except Nellas, who was a little removed from the group with her arms crossed over her chest. “I think I’ll just sit and read.”
“Oh come on, Nelly!” Edhellos whined. Evranin shushed her.
“No, it’s fine, Nel,” said Galadriel, and smiled. “Join us whenever.”
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“I can’t believe we’re all nineteen now,” Lindis said a loud whisper as they lounged in the largest of the hot pools. “We’re so old.”
“Oh, please, spare me. You have no idea what old is,” said Evranin, who was all of twenty-one.
“Hey, I’m still eighteen for two weeks!” Edhellos protested. This time, Lindis shushed her.
Galadriel examined her pruny fingertips. “I don’t know. I’m kind of excited to get older. Maybe my dumbass family will stop treating me like a baby.”
At the mention of her family, Edhellos’ eyes lit up. “Oh hey, how’s Angrod?”
“Oh my god, Los,” said Lindis, “stop thirsting for her brothers!”
“Brother,” Edhellos corrected.
“I dunno.” Galadriel shrugged. “Maybe just ask him out already.”
Edhellos sputtered. The other girls giggled.
“I think Finrod is hotter,” Evranin said casually.
“He is way too old for you!”
“Isn’t he gay?”
“What? No! Galadriel said he had a girlfriend in Valin, remember?”
“The one he dumped?”
“No, she dumped him.”
While her friends debated the relative attractiveness and past relationships of her older brothers, Galadriel sank lower, rolling her shoulder blades back and forth over a water jet. She hummed contentedly and let her eyes fall shut. She’d been all nerves the last month with final exams and papers, but she was finally able to relax.
Just that morning her grades had come in: four A+ and one A (at least she was well above class average the last one). She’d also been taken off the waitlist for a seat in The Paranormal Mind. Thank fuck.
Everyone at Ondolindë University wanted to take that course, but Galadriel needed it if she was going to have any chance of doing her honours thesis with Melian Goel. Evranin, who was President of the Psychology Student Association, said that that Dr. Goel was planning to retire soon and might not be taking new students. Oh pleasepleaseplease, Galadriel thought, please take me.
She exhaled slowly and intentionally released the tension building in her neck. This wasn’t the time for worrying.
Then her eyes flew open and she bolted upright as a surge of water splashed over her.
“What the fuck!” she shouted, swiping the backs of her hands over her eyes.
“Celeborn, you dumb shit!” a male voice cried from behind her before breaking up into laughter.
“Oh god, I’m so sorry.” The person who’d narrowly missed tumbling on top of her rose from the water with an expression of sheer terror. “I’m so, so sorry. Are you okay? Oh god, I’m sorry. I slipped, we were racing from the…" Catching the look on Galadriel's face, his nose crinkled sweetly. "I guess that’s a pretty dumb excuse, huh?"
“Yeah, it is.” Galadriel smirked and bit her lip. He was her type: tall, slender but well-toned, and a little timid. Which was far preferable to the blustering arrogance that most guys her age — no, scratch that: all ages — liked to use to hide their emotional incompetence.
“That’s a sick tattoo,” she said, gesturing with her chin to the elegant tree climbing its way up one bicep.
“Oh, really?” he said. “Thanks. It’s a beech. There are a lot of them where I grew up, and— never mind, doesn’t matter. Thanks. Hey, by the way," he held out a hand, “my name’s Celeborn.”
“Galadriel.” His handshake was firm, but not too firm. Long fingers, too. A little spark of excitement shot down her arm as she pulled back. “So, you were racing—?”
She was cut off by a whoop from his friend still standing on the flagstones behind them, which prompted Galadriel’s friends, who’d huddled by the small waterfall at the opposite end of the pool, to finally take notice of the interaction.
As Celeborn’s friends — the first now joined by two more — slid into the pool, Galadriel’s group drifted over like a train of ducklings lured by breadcrumbs.
“Hey, I’m Galathil,” the loud one said, “and this is Mablung, and Beleg. Celeborn here is my little brother.”
Galathil attempted to ruffle Celeborn's silver-blond hair, but it clung wetly to his head.
“Hi,” Galadriel waved coolly, then dragged her eyes from Celeborn to the empty space beside her, beckoning him to sit before someone else did.
He picked up on the cue, seating himself at a respectable distance; but to his right, Edhellos slyly shuffled over so that he too was forced to scoot closer to Galadriel.
“Yeah,” he said, in answer to her interrupted question. “We thought it would be fun to, you know, go from the sauna into the snow,” he pointed to the snow banks around the spa area, “and then from the snow to the hot tub.”
“Oh really?” Galadriel’s eyebrows shot up, and Celeborn looked sheepish. “You know you’re supposed to ‘relax’ in between the cold and going back to the hot?”
Several of Galadriel’s friends giggled.
“Huh?” said Celeborn.
“You’re supposed to go hot, cold, then relax for fifteen minutes.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.” Galadriel smiled and smacked his arm lightly. “But the snow thing sounds fun.”
His face split into a dashingly handsome smile that dimpled his cheeks. “Yeah,” he said. “It is.”
“Hey fam,” she called to her friends. “Wanna jump in the snow?”
“What!” shrieked Lindis.
“Hell no,” said Evranin.
“Ahh so fun, yes please!” Edhellos squealed, and levered herself out of the hot tub. “I’ve always wanted to do that.”
“Lit,” said Galathil to no one in particular, and followed her.
“Come on,” Galadriel said to Celeborn as the others squirmed and scurried out of the pool in various states of enthusiasm. “I’ll hold your hand so you don’t slip this time.”
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Sebastian and Marcus are on basically the same level of evil and I’ll prove it.
Bad Dads: Douglas my absolute beloved but he wasn’t great to Marcus, and with the timeline we get the only thing that makes sense is that Krane also had a hand in raising him. Marcus chose to be evil but the way he grew up left him no other option.
And of course, Sebastian had Krane and he was mind controlled probably most of his life.
In conclusion: Fuck Krane (no Douglas not like that)
Relationship with the Rats: Marcus sought them out specifically for the purpose of capturing them, it worked like a charm because they really wanted friends. We didn’t see much of it but he integrated himself enough to become their bestie. It was a plan from start to finish. (Side note: In Concert in a Can when he meets Donald for the first time and is like “omg you’re Donald Davenport!!” I like to imagine that Douglas told him “yea just stroke his ego a little. He’ll be putty in your hands)
The first time Sebastian meets the gang (we’re ignoring Secret Soldiers for this purpose because actions under mind control don’t count) he’s bonded with Adam like a baby duck, trying to find a home for his siblings. When they’re at the academy he’s super into the learning and wants to go on missions! Then he learns about Krane, and when he stages his rebellion he manipulates Chase into helping the same way Marcus did, just with less planning.
Crimes Begin: Marcus tried to murder Leo many times before the first Showdown to get him out of the way—the self-driving car, the robot in the lair, and then many times in Showdown. Leo’s only alive because he’s extraordinary clever, and because they weren’t gonna kill the protagonist on a Disney show.
Sebastian tried to kill Donald as a method of revenge—“a father for a father” type thing.
Crimes Continue: In Showdown, the goal was to abduct Adam, Bree, and Chase and make them bionic soldiers. Marcus then tried to shove Chase into a giant meat grinder (which we don’t talk about enough wtf) and tried to kill Leo again. Basically, doing what his dad had trained him to do for as long as he’s been alive. It’s bad but he doesn’t know how to be good.
I honestly don’t know what the goal of Rebellion was, but I’ll take the worst interpretation and say Seb wanted to kill the Rats + Donald and break everyone off the island. Not great but there’s very likely some residual brainwashing lingering there. I’m thinking about that scene in Screaming Skull where Adam tells Bob “oh right, you’re a blank slate cause of Krane’s mind control” when he doesn’t know what Halloween is. It’s possible the soldiers have been under his control most of their lives, and I can’t imagine what that kind of constant exposure to the Triton app would do to their brains. Anyway, in his head, Davenport wiped out his father and then took him and his siblings and made them into his soldiers. Which is basically Bionic Showdown from the Rats’ perspective. Again, not good, but can see how he got there.
Ending: Marcus got crushed by the rubble, then brought back, then killed again, then killed again. No that’s not a typo it happened twice.
Sebastian went to prison, and based on what we learned about the virus in One of Us it’s possible he blew up.
Neither of them got vindicated by the show.
Anyway I don’t know what the point of this is but I wanted to share it.
(PS: They’re both gay)
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Hey bestie,
How are you? I hope you’re doing good! Me? Not so much after reading part 3 😭
My thoughts:
I wasn’t expecting us to finally get the fight from that night, so I was NOT prepared. This - When Azzi’s 18, Paige says those words, ones that sound a lot like giving up, and teaches Azzi that sometimes in life, even the people you thought would never make you feel this way, are the ones who'll break you the most – this broke me babe, and to think Azzi still held on despite everything. Like I know Paige was just hurting but maybe she does deserve the suffering (a little bit) after all.
The entire summer scene was fucking elite. Poor Katie and Tim, they just wanted a. nice. family. dinner!! And instead they had to sit through their daughter’s gay ass drama lmao, #freeKatieandTim
The bros standing ten toes down for Pazzi ✊ Jon and José not even trying sent me, like no sorry, P is our sister-in-law but we appreciate you dropping by. AND DREW, our MVP - Drew had looked over to Azzi then, his eyes wide and accusing, “you can’t be Azzi’s girlfriend.” – little man was a bit traumatised, like sorry pookie who is this girl and why is she claiming to be something she can’t possibly be? He’s the GOAT fr, I know when he and P got back home, he scolded tf outta her and it went something like- Drew: “Why are you letting Azzi be other people’s girlfriend?? That’s OUR pookie.” P: “I know, I’m trying bro!”. Drew: “Well try harder!!” *stomps away*.
Then the Cayman Islands - UCLA and UConn to each other: 😡😤🔪🤬🖕👿 while Azzi and Paige: 🥰😍🫂🤩💗👩❤️💋👩 and then there’s probably Carol like: 😩 (she’s so over all this)
And then the ending! I’m guessing P left without saying goodbye because she probably saw the text from Zoe and once again was promptly reminded of their reality? 🥺
Speaking of Zoe, oh girl I’m so sorry, you deserve better – like damn, she just wanted to share some fucking pizza!!
Also, jealous Azzi making an appearance! (I’m such a shameful sucker for the jealous Paige and Azzi trope, I’m sorry!)
Oh and one final thing on part 3 – babe I know you said writing **** was taking years off your life, but we really appreciate your sacrifice because it was absolute 🔥🔥
What’s next (potentially)?
Oh man where to from here huh… I feel like Paige is eventually gonna get to the point where she's like "choose me, pick me", only to realise that Azzi just can’t do it cause she can't trust her with her heart, and I know it's gonna hurt bad. And even though Paige needs and wants more, she’ll also take whatever she can get even if it’s slowly killing her, because it’s Azzi and she’d rather have a little bit of her than none at all 😔
Also, a tension-filled game between them in the final 4 coming up maybe??
That part where Katie shoots Azzi a look of disappointment – I wonder if momma Fudd will ever call out Azzi over whatever’s happening between her and Paige and poor Zoe?
Either way, something tells me we’ve still got a lot of angst coming our way, and look as much as I want our babies to finally just get their shit together, I just can’t say no to more angst you know, I’m just a girl. 🤷♀️
Oh and this part - she’s even less sure about how she’d survived that one year where they’d practically lived in each other’s skins – is this something (I'm guessing this is their covid era?) we go into a bit more?? I do love all the allusions/references to how long they’ve always been something more and the blurring of the lines but never fully crossing it obviously until that fateful summer of 2022. I guess it does explain somewhat, though, why Paige felt so betrayed about Azzi not choosing her (UConn) because baby girl probably thought “ok once we’re both at UConn, we can finally be together 😌” - like her dream/vision of them playing together and also being together got ripped away from her ❤️🩹
As always, bestie, thank you for existing, thank you for your talent and for being so generous in sharing it with us. You outdo yourself every. fucking. time. 💐
Quick non-ucla fic side note: ESPN’s Bracketology having Utah and UConn on opposing sides of the bracket, so basically they’re saying Utah vs UConn championship game where I get to watch AP and PB ball out? Yeah ok, give it to me. 🤪 #APHiveUP (but bleed blue always ofc)
Favourite quote/line:
“You always say the right things,” Paige says quietly, and then even quieter, she whispers under her breath, “you make it so hard Az.”
Big love always 💗,
-🙋♀️
Hi bestie,
Omg I'm sorry....again 😭
I was gonna wait a little longer with the fight but it felt right to have it in this chapter and I wanted it to be from Azzi's perspective because it would hit just a little harder
Poor Katie and Tim fr like they should have just gone on a cute date instead of having to deal with this craziness
The brothers are the biggest Pazzi shippers like they're actually tired of their sister's bullshit at this point. Drew with the biggest truth ever really just shut everybody else up. "GET OUR POOKIE BACK BEFORE I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING" - Drew Bueckers at some point probably
I was gonna add a line about Carol and Charisma just frowning at their teammates and being all exasperated and then fully forgot lmao but yeah UCLA and UConn are big mad at each other. Though writing Nika and KK are Muhl and Arnold felt so weird.
Bestie you might be the only person who got my hint which apparently was not as obvious as I thought 😭
Zoe, poor girlie pop, y'all are gonna be absolute wrecked for her soon because girlie's just a sweetheart who does not deserve this but got caught in it anyway
Jealous Azzi might actually be worse than jealous Paige in this universe lmao but the waitress was doing *too much*
Part 4 is honestly a bit of a mystery to me because I've dug myself a bit of a hole but never fear, I will angst myself out of it somehow. 😭
#APHiveUp YES EXACTLY BESTIE!! Utah vs UConn for the national championship because actually AP vs AE would be pretty fun too and listen not to get at my girl AP, but AE would win that and then UConn would win and that's the only valid ending.
As always, thank you for being here bestie. I love your long asks and how much you just get me and the UCLA fic which really wouldn't even be a thing without you.
Love you babes <3
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challengers live watch
opening
patrick…… i kinda need him……..
why is art doing all this moaning just to hit this ball??
hotel
THEY’RE MARRIED WITH A KID???
hotel pt. 2
she kinda mean
his hand on her leg…. uh huh
“i love you” “i know” FUCK???
patrick hotel
declined? broke ass nigga. with them little ass shorts on.
anyway i’d give him the room for free i gotta fuck him
about to pause and read some patrick smut i fear (i did not pause)
present day / flashback scene
NOT THEY USED TO PLAY TOGETHER
what they doin….. get off the ground…..
tashi’s match
the lean back…… “look at that fucking backhand” art there are some sexual urges arising in me
grabbing his thigh was gay as hell
the focus on her shadow is nice
i would like two men ogling over me doing what i love.
beach
the way art’s looking at her…..
are they gay…. yk i don’t believe in all that
the score is…. alluding towards danger……
art and patrick’s hotel + tennis the day after
“we do wanna fuck her in here” real
THEM FREEZING??:$:$:
oh my fucking god i need to see that on the big screen. and you know exactly what i’m talking about. fuck. rewind!
dayum they playing hard for that pussy
present day challenger
i’m seeing cock and balls from everyone but art and patrick……. don’t piss me off
patrick’s date
the fuck did he do to art and tashi?? 😭😭😭😭
thirteen years earlier
he mad asf
12 years earlier / lunch w/ tashi
art messy as hell
she’s sooooo mean.
tennis w/ patrick
this soundtrack is great
art and patrick should fight idk!
not art tryna get intel…. oh bitch he messy
pulling the chair closer?? they gay.
eating churros? dick-shaped food i know what y’all are
ART YOU’RE MESSY
“it’s exciting to see you this way” i bet it is faggot
brushing his face off?? fag. sharing a churro? FAG
sex (?) scene
her fingers in his mouth 😁😁😁
dayum did she come out the womb with a tennis racket in her hand?????
injury + present day
screaming at patrick…. alright. don’t yell at my man.
why is art doing all this pansy ass fucking whining
doing all this fighting….. just fuck!
past
these transitions r nice. i should see this in the theater
i kinda feel bad for her. like damn her whole career gone just like that….. that’s fucked up
“earlier that week”
“earlier that week” i will kill you
patrick kinda an asshole like i know he fucking stinks
zendaya got this crazy look in her eyes
NOT SHE SLAPPED HIM????
“right the fuck now. quit.” she’s everything actually
what happened in atlanta.
she’s so grown woman fine oh my fucking god
and she kept his number oh yeah
“8 years earlier” bitch you got me doing math to figure out what year it is fuck
OH BITCH WE’RE IN ATLANTA
“the day before” i’m gonna kill you
“can you put your dick away” not before i see it
NOOOO PULL IT OUT PLEASEEE YALL ARE EDGING ME
sauna
can they just fuck oh my god
“i miss playing with you” i bet you do
hotel
dayum???
“can you just hold me until i fall asleep?” oh my god?
is art gonna kill himself
wait is she actually gonna leave him if he loses
midnight
get back in that room right now. motherfucker.
challenger
why the hell am i in their head baby i’m not him!
midnight
they doin a sneak link and you married…. they doin a sneaklink and you married. they doin a sneaklink inna tornado and you married.
“taking good care of my little white boys” she’s me
the sign of art in the back as they’re kissing…. my god
sneaklink…. in a tornado……
challenger
idk what tennis stuff means….. is he throwing it badly on purpose or what
IS HE GONNA DO THE RACKET THING
no
what’s he doin
stop fucking around patrick damn
HE IS DOING THE RACKET THING
oh he’s messy bitch
why am i the ball???
why am i the ground?????
besties forever
THAT’S IT???
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tony :3
TONYYYY BABY DARLINGGGGG <3333
Sexuality Headcanon: GAY AND T4T AS HELL like there is no denying tony loves boys, you’d have to be pretty blind to how obvious his crush and love and care for jeff is throughout the game. of course, one could argue just because he crushes on jeff, doesn’t mean he can’t for girls. But come on be real, tony wouldn’t like girls other than just having a good amount of besties he’s close to. Tony is Gay and very much Proud of if, and she’s kinda become the sorta spokesperson of gender and sexuality for his closest friends/those he loves. Going more into her gayness and attraction, very obvious tony has a thing for shy, passionate nerds that he can also dote on affectionately (jeff hehe). She’s a bit of a nerd herself in some aspects, but jeff outweighs on that by a long shot and adores that part of him <3
Gender Headcanon: tony is a he/she feminine trans boy who’d say her gayness is a factor in her gender. Ever since he was little, tony’s always had a liking to the stereotypical “girl” interests and likings from loving pink, frilly/pretty clothing, partaking in pretend tea parties and baking, anything that again, would be deemed a solely “girl” trait. And none of that ever goes away, because that’s just what tony loves. Coming out and transitioning into a boy, tony’s confident stride takes that liking into another level of self identity. She might’ve started off with just he/him pronouns because it’s the “boy” pronouns, but i think given her self awareness and pride in femininity, tony would include in she/her pronouns (and own it). As for gay being a facet of her gender, it really comes into play as she comes to realize being t4t. This sorta connection and self love in loving those like you that reflects on yourself, simply just being a boy that loves boys but in a transgender way because of unique experiences and worldviews that comes with, tony is all about that :)
A ship I have with said character: JEFFTONYYYYY <33333 augh, they’re absolute sweethearts man, one of the very very few things that make me alloromantic (aside from marshple) lol.
Tony is super caring and shows concern for jeff when he literally just gets out of bed, hell, she had a dream about them two… it’s so insane. Throughout the snowwood portion, all tony has shown is how much he looks out for jeff by helping it around to leave and head out on it’s quest with ness and paula. Even at their departure and split, tony tells him “remember, we’re best friends!”... actually making me tear up as i type this ahah
even when tony was held captured with many others, the one she calls out for is jeff of all people, both for the fact that she hopes he saves him and misses him so, but she believes in jeff and it’s capabilities. Even after being rescued, she tells ness “im jeff’s best friend”, to firmly state his position in their relationship, it’s so silly and cute <3
and the phonecall OHHHHHH ohhhh the phonecall… there’s just so much worry and anxiety and tenderness in her tone and wording… because tony truly misses jeff and wants it to be okay :,( just writing about that phonecall isn’t enough oh my god. One of the moments ever in that game. And then there’s the letter she sends to jeff… how much she misses him and is waiting back at the school… and states how she’ll be sure to clean it’s glasses… ugh…
And that’s just the tony side of the pairing! Jeff doesn’t speak much of tony in the game, but it isn’t until the letter at the end where jeff says outloud “that tony has a heart of gold…” that’s just so simplistic yet telling of jeff’s feelings of her. He’s not one to talk so much of his own feelings let alone just talk in general, but it’s clear it’s aware of tony’s caring attitude towards him. That statement speaks volumes in how jeff feels of her, as i can imagine it being a little flustered and in this unknowing state of love reminiscing on tony, knowing she’ll be back at the boarding school waiting for him
There’s just so much love and heart in those two kids man, by canon alone it’s chock full of their undying bond. Asking me about headcanons between the two ahhhh man… staying up late playing games that were snuck in by maxwell, talking back and forth listening intently about the others’ interests, baking and cooking for the other to indulge in their heartwarming crafts, helping the other out during study sessions, pulling off pranks, going out for walks in Winters’ snow filled landscape, christmas celebrations together… seriously man there’s just so much you can make of these two im forever obsessed <3
A BROTP I have with said character: being a little basic here, but im fond of tony and ness’s friendship being rooted in their shared love of music together! Ness, you can assume by his default “PK Rockin”, would be super into almost any rock genre and music overall (a bit of an oldhead. Also would play guitar). Tony struck me as someone who would study music and sing, and because of how much my boyfriend and i exchange so many thoughts about jefftony, tony being into bubblegum pop and punk. A lot of what them two listen to are somewhat obscure and not in the range of what their generation would listen to, so finding out the other is into this old band as well would lead to sharing in vinyls and CD’s and tapes and showing each other the music they’re into #autisticswagger
A NOTP I have with said character: anyone that isn’t jeff </3
A random headcanon: not mine specifically (props to my boyfriend) but i stand by it very much because I Agree, tony has PTSD from that hostage event in the game where she was, along with others, in those tubes held captive. Such a thing happening to a kid would obviously leave tony scarred and frightened about it, left with nightmares and terrors of the same happening again, or even worse involving either her or jeff :( of course, jeff would be the first she’d go over to for comfort, needing to be by him in bed or held and comforted through means of distraction and reassurement. Maxwell would also help in too, being older than them two, he takes responsibility and action in not only giving a step-in for gaurdian support, but maybe even helping her get some form of professional help too?
point is, tony developed ptsd as a result of that hostage, and was left scared and afraid of it happening once more... she'd be a little more cautious and anxious than usual especially towards jeff, and it does chew a bit at her state. thankfully, tony has a very supportive group of friends around him who not only listen to what he's so afraid of and why, but console and offer aid in mending that mentality without judgement. she deserves the love and all else <3
General Opinion over said character: your honour that’s my sondaughter my literal ANGEL <333
#tony earthbound#jeff andonuts#jefftony#earthbound#mother 2#asks#god i love tony. btw hi lan if youre reading this
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A/N: used this generator to create texts, but just some lighthearted fluff
Summary: Texts between the FBI besties.
WC: 1,160
Warning: swearing
Power Rangers
6:12 am
Stuart: good morning
Tiffany: good morning
Jubal: good morning
Maggie: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit
OA: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Maggie: not that much. it’s 6 in the fucking morning
5:38 pm
Tiffany: my god, would you two just get a room already?
OA: excuse me?
Tiffany: you both keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else’s misery. so seriously, when’s the wedding?
Maggie: there is no wedding, we’re just besties
Stuart: I SHIP IT
Jubal: can you all not???
7:14 am
Stuart: how would you like your pancakes?
OA: plain
Tiffany: with sprinkles
Jubal: chocolate chips
Maggie: potatoes
OA: wtf maggie
Maggie: what? they’re good
5:39 pm
Jubal: what does rainbows mean to you?
Maggie: gay rights
Tiffany: there’s money
Stuart: the sign of god’s promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood
OA: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops
12:21 am
Jubal: what’s the worst thing you guys have done?
Tiffany: rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade
OA: i kicked stuart in the shin
Stuart: so i kicked OA between the legs
Maggie: i burned a town down
Jubal: what?
Stuart: what the hell is wrong with you?!?!?
Maggie: a lot of things
OA: no shit
F is for Friends who do Stuff Together
3:13 pm
OA: my life is a little too much panic and not enough disco
Jubal: my life is a little too much fall and not enough boy
Maggie: my life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance
Stuart: my life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons
10:04 am
Maggie: my stomach growled super loud in french
Maggie: i’d like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in french, it growled during french class
Jubal: bonjour
Stuart: le growl
OA: hon hon hon, feed me a baguette
4:58 am
Stuart: what is love?
Jubal: an emotional minefield
OA: a neurochemical reaction
Maggie: baby don’t hurt me
4:24 pm
Juba: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
OA: and here we have a capitalist
Stuart: did you just-
Maggie; let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
5:28 pm
Jubal: i still don’t have a new years resolution
OA: you could lose a few
Stuart: you could be less lazy
Maggie: don’t be such a bitch
Jubal: okay DAMN SHIT
Federal Besties of Investigation
4:38 pm
Maggie: either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at mcdonalds
OA: we’re going to mcdonalds if i don’t do my work?
Maggie: no
OA: and what do i get out of this?
Maggie: a dollar
OA: what do you think i am? a chump? i would never do it for a dollar
Maggie: 2 dollars?
OA: you got yourself a deal
11:11 pm
OA: O
Maggie: what?
OA: don’t read into that
Maggie: but i will read into that
OA: HOW??? IT’S A LETTER
Maggie: why is there a space after it, hmmmmmm????
OA: dude, really? it’s a fucking letter
Maggie: it could stand for something
OA: IT DOESN’T I PROMISE
Maggie: like oppression or worse…
OA: i just typed the letter O, it means nothing :/
Maggie: optometrist
OA: omg
8:29 am
Maggie: as usual, maggie has to save the day
OA: as usual, OA has to hear about it
7:02 pm
Maggie: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
OA: killed without hesitation
2:42 am
Maggie: strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry or milk
OA: go the fuck to sleep maggie
Maggie: you’re an asshole, man
OA: you are what you eat maggie
Maggie: i don’t think i can handle any more of your tomfuckery
OA: oh yeah? well i can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out
12:48 pm
OA: remember what i told you
Maggie: don’t be a cunt
5:18 pm
OA: between tiffany, stuart, jubal, and isobel – if you had to – who would you punch?
Maggie: no one, they’re my friends. i wouldn’t punch any of them
OA: jubal?
Maggie: yeah but i don’t know why
1:17 am
Maggie: OA, i screwed up big time
OA: given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific
Avengers Dupe
5:27 am
Isobel: well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear motives and good hearts! let me guess, you’re out to save the world
OA: well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment
Jubal: more or less, i guess
Maggie: that sounds awesome. let’s do that
Stuart: i’m new here, but i am open to the concept
Tiffany: i thought that’s what we were doing
9:40 am
Isobel: if you got arrested, what would be the charges?
OA: theft
Jubal: disturbing the peace
Tiffany: aggravated assault
Stuart: arson
Maggie: all of the above, probably in that order
7:25 pm
Stuart: rules were made to be broken
Jubal: they were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken
OA: piñatas
Maggie: glow sticks
Tiffany: karate boards
Isobel: spaghetti when you have a small pot
Stuart: rules
Jubal: …
10:51 pm
OA: fine, judge me all you want but stuart married a lesbian, isobel left a man at the altar, maggie fell in love with a gay ice dancer, tiffany threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, and jubal lives in a box
Maggie: damn way to air out all of our dirty laundry
2:58 pm
Stuart: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life
Isobel: it would be nice to have my sense of purpose back…
OA: oh wow, you found my childhood innocence! thank you for finding it
Tiffany: my will to live! i haven’t seen this in years
Maggie: i knew i lost that potential somewhere
Jubal: mental stability, my old friend
Stuart: jesus, could you guys lighten up a little
4:48 am
Isobel: who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to jubal and stuart’s convo?
OA: me, i’m in the laundry basket
Tiffany: i’m in the washing machine
Maggie: i’m in the closet
OA: we accept you maggie <3
Maggie: no, i’m literally in the closet
OA: love is love <3
Tiffany: ALLY
8:37 am
Maggie: you guys don’t wanna mess with me
OA: yeah, maggie will straight up cry in public. don’t try her
Maggie: exactly, i will straight up…
Maggie: why would you say that? :(
Jubal: great, now she’s crying in the middle of the JOC
4:39 pm
OA: i’d die for you guys
Stuart: then perish
Tiffany: you will
Jubal: please don’t
Isobel: cool
Maggie: i’d die for you first
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so a while back i officially reached 100 followers on here and, as a way of thanking all you wonderful human beings, i decided to make a post rating some stranger things characters based on how they would react if asked their sexuality and if they support the lgbtq+ community. y’know, a 100 follower celebration post. so here it is! i apologize if it’s short and i’ll probably make a part 2 if enough people ask for it and suggest new characters. enjoy!
billy hargrove
2/10
slapped me for hanging out with steve?
ouch, bestie
doesn’t have a sexuality
probably because he hates everyone
for good reason tbh
not an ally 😭
ouch, bestie pt. 2
told me to be ashamed of myself???
calling the cops on u, sir
would’ve given him a lower rating but it amused me how i annoyed him so much he decided to stop talking to me.
didn’t stop me from bothering him some more tho lol
steve harrington
8/10
kinda sus how he told me it’s obvious he’s straight
like ok, sir
it’s just a question
is an ally 🎉
got kinda defensive towards the end there tho
watch ur tone with me
but still, it was probably bc he has a homophobic dad or something
i’m not gonna punch u for supporting the community, babes
and i’m definitely not gonna slap you for hanging out with me *side eyes billy*
tommy hagan
6/10
poor boy is confused
says he’s straight but then says he has no interest in women
pls make it make sense
lost points for not even being an ally
legit said he doesn’t care about us, like???
ouch, bestie pt. 3
bestie was so quick to tell me no too, like
damn ok, chill
not inviting him to my birthday party, that’s for sure 😤
eddie munson
9/10
why was steve cheating on me with nancy at the beginning? 🤨
made me repeat myself which is totally not cool
said he’s straight which is totally okay but i at least thought he would be pan tbh
the steddie/mungrove/harringroveson shippers are not gonna like this
can already hear the hellcheer fandom throwing a party in the bg tho
lost points for hesitating to tell me he’s an ally
can’t be too mad at him tho bc he did check up on me after steve? cheated on me? with nancy wheeler???? which was very sweet of him
i am kissing u on the forehead rn, edward munson
jonathan byers
9/10
*whispers* he’s a little confused
says he’s gay but likes me?
ok
he understands himself and that’s what matters
short and sweet and straight to the point
wasted no time and i appreciate that
the short responses made me sad tho
lost a point bc he asked me out on a date after this
like bestie, i thought u were gay
don’t confuse me
argyle
1/10
i am brocken 💔❤️🩹⛓❤️🔥
this one hurt me
i was rooting for u, we were all rooting for u
thought he was doubting and still exploring which is 100% cool
but then bestie goes and says he’s not an ally?
and then bestie has the nerves, the gall, the audacity and the balls to ask me why i’m mad?
sir
SIR
don’t play with me
tried to get me to smoke with him afterwards and got all sad when i said no
he made me sad too so now we’re even
nancy wheeler
5/10
um
how did she know where to find me?
worstie is in her stalker era
made. me. repeat. myself.
not cool.
worstie rlly said “gay rights but for me only”
was very quick about it too
after that she asked me to stop calling her bestie because it made her uncomfortable
when i said yes she just walked away from me
i thought we were gonna study together 😢
robin buckley
what/10
why do they always make me repeat myself?
i thought she was a lesbian. what.
depends on who?? asks? the question???
so did she really tell steve that she’s a lesbian just to keep him away from her? i am so sorry, stevie baby
but did she really go around thinking that i thought that gay people don’t exist?
you heard it here first, folks. gay people aren’t real, they’re actually robots made by the government to spy on us and turn the frogs gay.
side note but what the fuck kinda projects are these teachers giving
how about neither, bestie
carol perkins
6/10
made me explain myself
a bisexual queen
date me then pls
i mean what? 😳
apparently learned from nancy, little miss “gay rights for me and only me”
gets one more point than nancy bc she apologized for not being an ally
although now that i think about it, she probably apologized just so i would giver her a ride
she would do that
barbara holland
11/10
told me to go away and then asked to be friends
confusing
was straightforward which i always appreciate
didn’t plan on asking her if she was in love with nancy, it really just slipped, but tbh i’m glad i did bc the tea is piping hot
she and tommy need to start a “in love with my best friend but live in a homophobic town so need to hide my feelings for them” club tbh
is an ally 😍
she said gay rights for everyone
r.i.p barb, i knew you were my favorite character in season 1 for a reason
tag list: @iwigyousub
#billy hargrove#steve harrington#eddie munson#tommy hagan#jonathan byers#argyle#nancy wheeler#robin buckley#carol perkins#barbara holland#100 followers celebration
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tag time <3
hii besties i was tagged by rain @queerstudiesnatural and rye @believerinsamwinchester
rules: answer these questions and tag some blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better.
name: alexa
star sign: scorpio babyyy (also gemini rising and sagittarius moon)
height: 5'3 / 1.63 m
time: 19:30
birthday: Nov 11th put it in your calendar besties i expect attention <3
favourite bands/artists: i am horrible at choosing favorites but taylor swift, abba, lil nas x, maisie peters, dua lipa, marina, halsey, megan thee stallion, madeline juno, olivia rodrigo, and conan gray to name a few
last movie: the hannah montana movie, my friend was feeling nostalgic and it was very fun
last show: watched heartstopper again last night for embarrassing reasons and it still slaps on the second rewatch
when did i create this blog: late summer 2015 so like a year after creating my main
what i post: i’m a tagger and cheerleader first but a shitposter and sometimes poet second
last thing i googled: “stacey’s mom” because i wanted to know when it came out since i couldn’t believe my mom didn’t know it
other blogs: my main is @eyeslikelaserpointers, my taylor swift blog is @illicit-gay-affairs and other blogs i may or may not have will remain a mystery
do i get asks?: sometimes and they’re mostly little love notes from my wife or iconic images from tali and i’m very grateful for both <3 i’m generally always happy to be talked to by anyone
following: i follow 550 blogs
average hours of sleep: it used to be between 7 and 8 but now it’s closer to 6 and it shows tbh
instruments: i used to play the recorder as a kid if that counts
what im wearing: grey sweatpants and a tshirt from high school with my name on it, also cute pink socks
dream job: i’ve always kind of wanted to be a secretary or someone’s assistant but i’m more likely to end up a lawyer or judge in which case i’d like to do employment law and help protect workers’ rights
dream trip: not much of a traveller tbh cause it’s very stressful but i definitely wanna go back to London for closure (and generally go to England to visit my wife <3) and i want to travel to the US and Canada again to see my family and some friends
nationality: uptight bread enthusiast who’s always on time you do the math
favourite songs: yeah no i physically can’t do that, best i can do is current most listened to on spotify: family line by conan gray, veuve by paula hartmann, paracetamol by gregor hägele and buzzkill by baby queen
last book i’ve read: i recently finished the girls i’ve been by tess sharpe and now i’m reading lolita but if we’re talking fanfic i just reread according to all known laws of life by sobsicles which is always a delight
top 3 fictional universes i’d like to live in: every fictional universe would probaby stress me out but maybe like one of the barbie fairytail movies or the good place........honestly tho take me to supernatural world i can deal with anything if i get to hug cas and tell him he’s loved
tagging my wife and some other beloved mutuals, sorry if you’re already been tagged, and of course there’s no pressure to do this <3 god knows i almost never do tag games i’m being tagged in and i immediately forget who i’ve tagged
@mrcowboydeanwinchester @goatiel @emeraldcas @faithdeans @seffersonjtarship @destielgaysex @knifelesbianjo @roublardise @migraineurdean @justafictionlover @castiellesbian @eileenguy @mishasfingers
love you all <333
#god this was long thank god i like talking about myself#also yes i'm mostly doing this to get to know my wife better sue me#tag game#girlblogging
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Stranger Things Season 4 Volume 1 - Live Thoughts + Reactions
I wrote all of my thoughts and feelings in a notebook down and copied them here in case anyone is interested in my thoughts and feelings on S4 so far. It’s taken me a while because 1) the season is LONG AS FUCK, 2) I’ve been ill and 3) I’ve been at work, so… anyway, here it is!
SPOILERS BELOW FOR SEASON 4 VOLUME 1 (MEANING EPISODES 1-7)!
Episode 1 - The Hellfire Club
Oh damn, that opening 8-10 minutes though :O They made it look like Eleven straight up slaughtered all the other “numbers” (the kids at the lab) as well as all the orderlies
My theory at this point: Eleven was possessed by Vecna and he killed the kids/orderlies through her
It showed Will painting and I was like “oh that’s so for Mike” even though it didn’t show what it was exactly
I love Eleven, Will and Jonathan being siblings
“We’re all time travelers if you think about it”
Her visual aid for her school project was Hopper and the cabin :’)
Eleven saying Joyce enjoys her new job (seems that she’s a telemarketer???) and it showing Joyce just shouting “PRICK” down the phone
JONATHAN IS A FUCKING STONER
Let’s be honest, “California Dreamin’” may be the obvious music choice for this but it’s the perfect song so I ain’t mad
NO BUT I CAN’T BELIEVE THE BABIES ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL I FEEL OLD
Eleven saying she’s good at maths but “grammar is getting good also” kind of just proves that no, it’s not XD
NO BUT WHY ARE THEY BULLYING ELEVEN WHAT THE FUCK >:(
Not Dustin getting Suzie to change his Latin grade :’)
*looking at Jesus statue* “... I will repent later” LMFAO
STEVE AND ROBIN BESTIES CAN I GET A FUCK YEAH
As soon as they mentioned Vickie, I was like “that’s Amybeth McNulty’s character” and “SO SHE IS ROBIN’S LOVE INTEREST”
“You ask out a girl, she says no - big deal. Nothing happens. Maybe your ego’s a little bruised.But I ask out the wrong girl, and BAM! I’m a town pariah” - OOF TRUE
BOOBIES! B O O B I E S! BOOOOOBIES!
“I like boobies, you like boobies... Vickie likes boobies” - I WAS WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER
Nah but I ship Robin and Vickie already ngl
Max seems so depressed, which I wasn’t actually expecting. It makes sense given that she saw Billy (her stepbrother) die in front of her, but at the very end of ST3 (which was 3 months after his death), she and Lucas were laughing and joking around and teasing Dustin over the Never Ending Story thing, so I guess I’m still kind of surprised
I was trying to figure out why Jason Carver, the basketball captain, seemed familiar... turns out it’s because he was Chris Dollanganger in Flowers in the Attic in 2014... aka the guy who slept with his sister
My first impression of Jason is that he seems cute but like he’s probably gonna be a douche
Max wasn’t happy at all watching Lucas play :(
Is... Is Jason seriously using the mall disaster AND Barb AND Hopper to pep up the team/game???
“You’ve been on the bench all year” OOP
Me: *sees a box* // also me: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!
A Russian Doll??? That’s all that was in that big ass box??? A creepy Russian doll?!?
The presentations El/Will are doing at school are on heroes... :( HOPPER IS ELEVEN’S HERO I’M CRYING-
NOT THAT GIRL TRYING TO PLAY FOOTSIE WITH WILL 💀 HE’S GAY HON HE AIN’T INTO IT
No but STOP BEING FUCKING MEAN TO ELEVEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LITTLE BLONDE BITCH’S PROBLEM
Also, Will’s presentation board was on Alan Turing... 👀
Oh Max went straight up full on depressed emo :(
Chrissy came out of the counselor’s office looking super upset... interesting
Max says that her mom is drinking and working 2 jobs, also Billy’s dad has fucked off and left them... On the one hand, that’s actually good because Billy’s dad kind of came off as an abusive dick bag. On the other, this poor family is broken :(
The counselor really said “it’s okay to not be okay”, she really used that line
“Maybe you should find something you care about too” - LUCAS SHUT UP BRO
“It’s like you’re not even here” “a ghost or something” - she’s literally depressed dude
Max and Lucas broke up?!?! Bad time for LuMax fans...
Oh no, she’s taking pills as well
A theory I had was Chrissy the cheerleader was pregnant because Max sees her being sick in the bathroom, she was upset coming out of the office, she’s in a relationship with Jason... IDK
WAAAAIIIIT WHO THE FUCK IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WITH THE GNARLY ASS FEET
Not people trying to say D&D is the devil’s game and a cult
I won’t lie though, the Hellfire Club kinda scares me
So Eddie keeps flunking his senior year, am I right?
I love that Joyce and Murray are still in touch, that’s nice
WAIT NOT MURRAY STRIPPING
Joyce: *looking at the doll* Jesus... she has nipples // Murray: *sliding into the bath* *cheering and whooping* — I’M-
So... Jonathan thinks Nancy isn’t coming for spring break, but she was hoping to go but hadn’t told him?
Okay so it seems that Jancy still really love each other but they’re not communicating and it’s driving them further apart :/
Nahhhh, newspaper dude (Fred) is fucking WEIRD. He gives me a weird creepy rich preppy boy incel vibe
WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO PLAY FUCKIN DND >:( I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY DND BUT NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKIN PLAY IT WITH ME
Now why is Chrissy wandering into the woods???
... why is there a clock in a tree???
NOT THE SPIDERS FUCK THIS SHOW I HATE FUCKING SPIDERS
Oooooohhhh okay, it’s a vision, that makes sense
Eddie and Chrissy in the woods together... he was straight up selling her weed I think
No but they seem cute, they apparently knew each other when they were younger and they had a nice little scene together
“...Do you have anything stronger?” - at this point, because I was convinced she was up the duff, I was like, “is she trying to get super high or terminate a pregnancy???”
Not El getting an F :( I couldn’t see what subject the paper was on but I think it was Math?? Meaning she was lying to Mike about being good at math as well as having friends and her grammar getting better
NO, STOP BULLYING EL I’M BEING FUCKIN SERIOUS NOT THE DIARAMA
THESE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL ASSHOLES MAN
El is still missing her powers but she seemed to forget because she tried to use them on Angela and just ended up looking weird
Ooooh Angela’s in trouble :D Good on El for not saying “nothing happened”
“We’ll fix it together” - Will is such a good brother to El, oh my god
Okay but did Joyce REALLY need to drop a fucking bucket on the doll from a tree?!?
We already knew this but HOP IS ALIVE
Not Steve dating high schoolers after he’s graduated
TAMMY THOMPSON??? THE MUPPET SINGER??? THE GIRL WHO WANTS TO BE ALL NASHVILLE AND SHIT???
Steve: “Told you... muppet” // Robin: “Okay, she does sound like a muppet” - THEIR FRIENDSHIP URGH I LOVE THEM
VICKIE AGREEING WITH ROBIN I’M-
Vickie: “Totally sounds like Kermit” // Robin: “I was thinking more like Miss Piggy” - I FUCKING CAN’T
“I used to think she sounded good ‘cause I had this massive crush--” OOP ROBIN CAREFUL YOU NEARLY OUTED YOURSELF THERE
Brenda (girl Steve is with): “Wow, she sounds AMAZING, doesn’t she??” // Steve: O_o
Robin, sweetie, you have always been able to do better than Tammy Thompson, gurl
No but the Tammy Thompson thing is ten times funnier after reading the Rebel Robin book that’s set before S3 XD
ERICA YESSSS QUEEN JOIN THE NERD CLUB
Erica wearing the America flag is an iconic moment... “You can’t spell America without Erica” in-fucking-deed
Damn, Erica did NOT come to play around
Oh no, Lucas is playing in the final game but Mike and Dustin aren’t there to see it because they’re playing D&D, and Max didn’t show :(
MAX WAS LISTENING ON THE RADIO THOUGH ASDFGHJKL;
I just know Will would have been in the Hellfire Club and living his best life
Dustin and Erica team up for the win!
Jason missed bUT LUCAS SCORED THE WINNING BASKET JUST AS ERICA ROLLED A 20, SINCLAIR SIBLING EXCELLENCE
Max seeing Eddie and Chrissy... O_O
Is Special K cocaine or...?
Is Vecna making her see things again???
NOT THE MOUTH STITCHED TOGETHER WHAT IS WITH TV/MOVIES THIS YEAR AND STITCHING MOUTHS TOGETHER????
Is Vecna trying to possess Chrissy or...? Like, playing mind games with her to weaken her? Because in reality she’s standing in Eddie’s trailer just staring/blinking but in her head she’s seeing everything else???
NOT THE NIGHT KING LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
SHE LEVITATING NOW
WHAT THE FUCK HER LIMBS JUST TWISTED AND HER EYES LEAKED BLOOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
NAH MAN THIS IS FUCKING HORROR I’M NOT OKAY
Episode 2 - Vecna’s Curse
I knew Hopper was still alive because he was in trailers etc, but it’s interesting to see how he somehow survived
Ah hell, they all gonna think Eddie fucking killed Chrissy now
So... IS Chrissy dead? She’s not gonna rise as a zombie or some shit?
I feel like Will is excited to give Mike the painting but Mike is only gonna have eyes for El.... :/
No but why does Mike look like a fuck boi in that outfit?
I have no idea why I don’t like Mike anymore, I like Finn but Mike kind of irritates me and I don’t know why
“Just this painting I’ve been working on” - GIVE IT TO HIM WILL.
Why is it so awkward :(
Also Nancy didn’t show up to California for Jonathan :(
Argyle hugging Mike though lmao
“I heard a lot about your sister” - LMAO
I’m just convinced Will is in love with Mike :O
MURRAY IS IN CALIFORNIA TOO
“But I’m having this problem where it’s like, I should stop talking. I have said everything I need to say. But then I guess I get nervous, and the words keep spilling out, and it’s like my brain is moving faster than my mouth, or... or rather my... my mouth is moving faster than my brain. And it’s like I’m digging this hole for myself, and I want to stop digging, I’m trying to stop, but I can’t. And I’m doing it right now, aren’t I?” - Robin is a fucking MOOD I LOVE HER
Not Lucas drinking and being hungover, you’re like 15 dude
This town truly IS fuckin cursed, jesus christ
Dustin: Mike and me, no one was nice to us - no one except Eddie // Max: Okay, I mean, they said the same shit about Ted Bundy. Yeah, he’s like a super nice guy but then he’s murdering women on the weekends. // Dustin: So you’re saying Eddie is like Ted Bundy???
Oh no, not the Russians! 👎
“the elephant” - NO, I wish it was a real elephant THAT MASK IS FUCKED
Poor Will third-wheeling :(
Not El lying about having friends and partying
Ewwww Mike put some damn socks on ffs
Oh no not Angela turning up
Not the basketball team using Benny’s to drink and party tho >:(
Jason has got some anger issues like holy shit
Not Dustin and Max using the video store computer as their base of operations though
Fred was really sitting there dunking on Jonathan and I’m not here for it
FRED KILLED SOMEONE?!? IN A CAR CRASH????
Ooop, Fred’s about to get posessed, I can tell
JONATHAN GOT INTO THE SAME COLLEGE AS ARGYLE
.. but he hasn’t told Nancy :/ TELL HER DUDE!
I feel like Jancy are about to break up tbh
“Got me stressed and it ain’t even my girlfriend” - lmao I like Argyle
Oh no not Angela interrupting the date :(
WHY DIDN’T MIKE AND WILL HELP HER IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS THE BULLYING PRANK STARTED-
NOT THE DUDE FUCKING FILMING IT
At least Mike tried to get them to turn the music off I guess?
NOT THEM THROWING THE MILKSHAKE ON ELEVEN I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY
How do these Russians know Hopper has a trust fund for Eleven? But also it has $40,000 in it??? Damn, Hop
Who the hell is this “Enzo” dude???
What the fuck is Kamchatka? They said “hell”??
NOT CHRISSY’S BODY LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING PUT A DAMN HORROR FILM
Lucas pretending he only knows about D&D because of Erica >:(
“LET’S GO HUNT SOME FREAKS! FOR CHRISSY!” - I can promise you that she wouldn’t want that, my dude
Steve: Someone has to attend to the customers // Robin: Especially if they’re babes, right? *winks* - LMFAO
Robin is a certified GENIUS, of course she found Rick through the video store computer
No but if anything happens to that trailer park dog, I will be suing Netflix
Yes for Nancy telling the uncle’s side of the story!
Oh I just know Fred about to die
Victor Creel, hey?... sounds like lore time!
So apparently Victor Creel lost his mind, killed whole family, took their eyes/cut them out... and he’s in an asylum. Interesting
Kamchatka is basically a Russian concentration camp?
It’s the prison guard who sent the package to Joyce?!?
“I’ve been a total third wheel all day, it’s been miserable, so sorry if I wasn’t smiling” - poor Will :( I’m sick of seeing him third-wheeled by Mike and Eleven tbh, like if they want to date then fine, but stop third-wheeling literally anyone around you
Basically since S3, Mike has been kind of a shit friend to Will and he’s still a shit friend
Poor Eleven :( I wanna punch the kids who did this to her
I need Eleven to actually beat them up, especially Angela
OH SHIT, ELEVEN SMACKED THAT BITCH IN THE FACE WITH A ROLLER SKATING SHOE
Angela fucking deserved that lmfao, fuck that ratched raggedy ass bitch
No but Eleven has been SUPER violent this season, even without powers??
I SCREAMED WHEN EDDIE POPPED OUT BEHIND STEVE HOLY FUCK I LITERALLY DID SCREAM
Robin and Eddie were in band together???
Dustin: I swear on my mother // literally the entirety of the rest of the gang: yeah, we swear on Dustin’s mother -- LMAO
So... did Fred get in a car accident that killed someone, and he ran away instead of getting help, and then someone died? Is that what happened?
I DID NOT NEED TO RESEE CHRISSY’S BONES SNAPPING OR HER EYES POPPING AWAY
.... yeaaaaah, Hawkins is definitely fucking cursed, my god
This season is just one big fucking horror film, holy shit
So... is Vecna Victor Creel or is Victor another victim?
Oop Fred levitating, not again-
NOT THE LIMBS AGAIN NO NO NO
Sooo... Vecna is in the upside down world, right? Not ours?
Episode 3 - The Monster and the Superhero
... Now we’re in Nevada??? We’ve got Hawkins, California, Russia, and now Nevada??? We sure are travelling this season
OH IT’S DR OWENS, THAT DUDE FROM S2
“Everything that’s happened in Hawkins has been due to Brenner’s little pet” - NOOOO NOT THEM BLAMING ELEVEN
No but that makes ZERO fucking sense, the thing with Victor Creel was in the 50s??? And Eleven was born in the 70s I think???
LMFAO I GOT NO FUCKING SYMPATHY FOR ANGELA FUCK THAT BITCH
JONATHAN IS FUCKING HIGH MAN
Yeah, I don’t think Jonathan and Argyle were helping with the situation tbh
Jonathan waving, “Hi Murray!” :D
“...Why? What’s going on?” Oh, he’s fucking baked like a cake
Mike: She didn’t look fine -- oh fuck you, Michael
DEMOBATS NOW??? DEMODOGS AND DEMOGORGONS AND MIND FLAYERS AND RATS WEREN’T E-FUCKING-NOUGH
Not the fuck boi basketball team -__-
NOT LUCAS HELPING THEM
NOT FRED’S BODY FUCKING HELL I’M HAVING NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS NOW I CAN TELL
Oop Nancy about to team up with the Dustin-Max-Steve-Robin gang
Mike put eggos out for Eleven at breakfast :(
El thinking she doesn’t belong anywhere kind of broke my heart, I won’t lie
On the one hand, I get where El is coming from, Mike seems super aversed to saying he loves her... on the other hand, these kids are like 15??? They’re fucking kids???
Not the police arresting El :( All she did was slap a bitch smh
Jonathan and Will being protective brothers of El is GOD tier content and I wish we had more of it
The guard is actually helping Hopper... but for a price of course
“Serial killers stalk their prey before they strike” - God, Robin is so smart
Robin: I don’t have a license // Steve: Why don’t you have a license? // Robin: I’m poor. -- LMFAO MOOD
Max: I can drive! // Steve, clearly thinking about waking up in S2 in the car whilst Max was driving: NO. NEVER AGAIN. ANYBODY BUT YOU
RO-NANCY RIGHTS I’M HOLLERING
I ship Robin with both Nancy and Vickie, she has two hands after all <3
Steve: ALWAYS THE GODDAMN BABYSITTER - and you’re always amazing at it, bby <3
Ohhhh there was some DARK shit going on in Hawkins when Vecna was choosing his next target; “I’ll tell them I slipped again” as a woman puts make up on over a bruise, “I can’t say no, he’ll leave me” as two teens get it on... jesus
NOT VECNA TARGETING PATRICK, ONE OF THE BASKETBALL BROS
Not Lucas lying again and being all anti-DND, smh you’re better than this Lucas
JASON IS AWFUL FUCK
They can’t seriously arrest Eleven just for smacking a bullying bitch?!
You know, I think El is a little too honest with some of her answers, and yet she’s not admitting that Angela was torturing her
NOT EL BEING SENT TO JUVIE?!?!
Murray being the worst airplane seat neighbour tho
Nahhhh Airplane food looks fucking NASTY, I’m glad I haven’t used a plane in like 20 years 💀
How’s Hop supposed to get away if he’s got a broken leg though???
NOT THE LEG BREAKING SCENE
“I don’t really have a filter or a strong grasp of social cues” - Robin is giving off that autistic vibe this season and I’m here for it
Do NOT tell me Steve has still got a thing for Nancy for fuck sake
Also, said it before, I’ll say it again: STEVE HASN’T TOLD ANYONE ROBIN IS GAY. He knows if he told people, it would upset her and lead to people harming her because it’s the 80s and Hawkins is homophobic. He could have because Dustin thinks he’s a coward/refusing to ask Robin out, and Nancy thinks he’s dating Robin, but he hasn’t. It’s a super low bar but given how Steve USED to be... we love to see the character development.
Lucas coming through and radioing Dustin to warn him
Max: Lucas you’re so behind it’s ridiculous - LMFAO
NO LUCAS DO NOT TELL THEM FUCKING SHIT I SWEAR
OH NOW WHAT THE FUCK-
Dr Owens again??? And they’ve taken El?
Murray and Joyce arriving in Alaska: “OH GOD, THIS IS SPRING???” LMFAO
Oh god, was Hopper trying to force his broken leg out of the cuff???
Is Nancy seriously jealous of Robin, thinking she’s dating Steve???
“ELVIS CLONED BY ALIENS” - LMFAO I NEED TO SHOW THAT HEADLINE TO MY MUM
Robin is a fucking genius for pointing out that ofc conspiracy theorists would have been the ones to document Victor Creel / Vecna
ROBIN CALLING NANCY A GENIUS??? <3
Robin: “We leave them alone for TWO HOURS 🙄”
So both Chrissy and Fred were seeing Ms Kelly... is he targeting kids in counselling? Is she working for him??? Or is he just using her and she’s totally unaware of any of this???
Of course they could make the rollerskate incident go away...
Wait, did Lucas misdirect the team to Hopper’s cabin?!?
YES, Lucas, leave the frat boys!
A way to bring Eleven’s powers back??? How??? But if it fails, she’ll never see her friends again???
So symptoms pre-Vecna-trance are headaches, nightmares, past trauma... MAX HAS HAD THOSE SYMPTOMS TOO :O
Noooo she heard Vecna’s voice????
AND THE TICKING CLOCK IN THE WALL???
If ANYTHING happens to Max, I’m sueing Netflix for emotional damage
Episode 4 - Dear Billy
So Eleven wrote a note to Mike but NOT her adoptive family???
Stop showing the twisted eyeless bodies, I’M-
They’ve got less than 24 hours to save Max??? No, Ma-am-
It took me a while to realise but is Jason’s name a Friday the 13th homage?
Not Jason stopping Erica from shutting her own front door and Erica calling Jason and Lucas boyfriends
Robin teasing Nancy over her Tom Cruise poster lol
Also Robin geeking out over Nancy’s stuff is so cute
Robin: *sees blouse* Please tell me you’re joking -- no but sAME
“It was you guys who saved me” - AND BOB! DON’T FORGET BOB, WILL
Max wrote a letter to Billy
SHE WROTE ALL OF THEM GOODBYE LETTERS, EVEN STEVE
“the armpit that is Mike’s basement” - LMAO
Max threatening to prosecute Steve if he stops her XD
Robin struggling to walk in high heels and hating her blouse/skirt is a fat ass mood lmfao
“This bra is pinching my boobs” - SHE’S WEARING NANCY’S BRA???
Ladies, is it gay to share bras with other women? XD
Robin spitting straight up facts and bullshit to get the asylum to let them see Victor Creel
“My boobs hurt” “may I call you Anthony?” -- LITERAL TEARS
“Because nobody takes girls seriously in this field, they just don’t. We don’t look the part or whatever” - DAMN SHE ON FIRE
NO BUT THAT ACTUALLY WORKED
Robin and Nancy’s little secret Low-Five was ADORABLE
As soon as Yuri said bears got into cockpit, I knew he was joking XD
Is he seriously going to handcount $40,000
Russians in this show are either plain evil or pretty chill lol
Hopper blowing up the tool shed and stealing a snow plough is icon behaviour
“Things got batteries in it?” “... I’m not even answering that question” LMFAO
The scene between Max and her mom :(
NO NOT THE VISION
WAIT SO HER MOM WASN’T EVEN THERE SMH
Oh, Robin slipped up with the name of the professor :O
No but why am I so nervous about this omg
Why are these prisoners in fucking jail cells though
OH NO NO NO HIS EYES ARE GONE, HIS EYES ARE STITCHED, HOLY FUCKING FUCK
No, Will, you haven’t been a total jerk???
“Hawkins is not the same without you” - damn straight, Mike, maybe fuckin act like it
WILL BRINGING THE PAINTING
OH SHIT THAT’S NOT ARGYLE
“Oh my god, why’s that guy holding a gun?” “DRIVE!”
Hopper’s going round with no shoes on, how’s he not got freaking frostbite
OH YURI YOU DOUBLECROSSING LITTLE DICK HOLE
HE’S TURNING JOYCE AND MURRAY AND THE GUARD IN?!?
HE DRUGGED THE COFFEE FUCK
I KNEW IT COULDN’T BE THAT SMOOTH, FUCK THIS SHOW MAN
The cemetery... to see Billy, I assume
How is Max so chill about being close to death, omg
Creel: “Survived? Is that what you call this?” = ... Ooof.
FLASHBACK LORE TIME
So to sum up the bullet points I wrote in my book: Victor, his wife Virginia and their two kids - son Henry, daughter Alice. NOT THE SPIDERS AGAIN. Demon using a wheelchair??? What was up with the baby crib on fire??? Cursed home, town AND family. Killed wife first, so he tried to save kids; not the baby burning to death in his vision; both kids died?
So with his whole family dead, he tried to join them by gouging his eyes out and OH MY GOD NOPE NOPE NOPE NIGHTMARE FUEL
This season is so fucking dark omg
Interesting to note: all he said about Henry was he was a sensitive child and that Henry was in a coma for a week before dying, but the flashbacks show more Victor/Wife/Alice than Henry... hmmmm
Ooop Ronance have been caught
Max reading her letter to Billy had me crying
I’m still not sure how I feel about Billy because he kind of redeemed himself at the end of the last season, but also he was definitely abusive to Max... I feel sorry more for Max’s sake I think
“We could’ve become good friends like a real brother and sister” “maybe we could try again”
“for a while I tried to be happy... normal”
“love your shitty little sister, Max” - oh I was crying BAD
TELL ME MAX WON’T DIE PLEASE
NO NOT HER GOING INTO A TRANCE
IT’S NOT REALLY BILLY, RUN MAX
So music is the key/lifeline...
Also it makes sense that Robin, someone who’s in band and who’s said her ears are “little geniuses” was the one to figure that out
“It took me six months longer to walk than all the other babies” OMG ROBIN SAME I THINK???
All the people Vecna killed are in the upside-down-mindscape-place just rotting
Noooo he’s levitating Max
Max hearing the music and thinking about Lucas/Eleven/her friends :’( and it snapping her back/helping her
“Running Up That Hill” about to top the charts again, I can tell 👀
Max is okay thank fUCK
Me, seeing the credits: ROBERT ENGLUND??? FREDDY KRUEGER DUDE??? (he played Creel)
Nahhh not me crying over this episode
Again, Max’s storyline feels like a metaphor for depression/suicice/recovery and it made me emotional
Episode 5 - The Nina Project
“We’ve gotta get him to St Mary’s” “I don’t think a prayer is gonna help” “I MEANT THE HOSPITAL”
Who the fuck is Nina
Argyle: *panicking over dead dude in his van* // everyone else: GET OFF THE ROAD
Oh no they found Eleven’s note to Mike… why’d that idiot throw it away anyway, boyfriend of the year huh 🙄
I’m not sure if I trust Dr Owens or not tbh
Massive door in the middle of the desert is hardly conspicuous tho
Ohhhh Nina is a machine
DR BRENNER?!? That dude’s still alive???
Eleven rightfully running away from him, 🤦 also, not the “papa” “daughter” comment
Yeah no I don’t trust this plan of theirs to get her powers back, it might work but they’ll make her their puppet again
Wait were they using a mace on Hopper?!?
The gang all asleep :’)
Dustin fell asleep on “Max Watch”
Ted: Could try sticking together at a different house for a change — LMFAO HE’S RIGHT THO
Max and Holly having a crayon morning is so adorable though
Not Dustin scaring Holly by telling her about Freddy Krueger 💀
Max using drawings to show what she saw, just like Will has in the past
It’s the Creel house?!?
DID THEY RESHAVE ELEVEN’S HAIR? After she’s spent like 3 years growing it out?!?
(I’m aware MBB didn’t shave her head again, it’s probably something like a bald wig cap or whatever)
She’s clearly having a vision about being back in the rainbow room so maybe… ?
JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER??? VOLTURI CAUIS I THINK??? YOUNG GRINDELWALD??? (I knew he was in it but I still got excited seeing him)
Yeah no this is a vision
Argyle panicking/flipping out is a mood
Will talking about how scary it is to open up to it if they don’t like the truth… he’s totally gay for Mike, I’m sorry-
The number was in the pen???
Everyone calling Joyce, Hopper’s “woman”
Hopper fought in a war… Vietnam? And he’s talking about how a bunch of guys he fought with went sterile or something because of the chemical agents??? “crooked spines, eyes popped out” - like Vecna victims, holy fuck
Hopper talking about Sarah :( And then also talking about El and Joyce :’(
“Everyone I love I hurt” - HOPPER STOP
Hopper saying he wasn’t cursed, he is the curse T_T
I’m not being funny but at this point I don’t trust any of the cops, agents, special forces, doctors etc.
Chrissy’s funeral :/
Ohh Patrick’s having visions now
NOT THE DND = CULT SHIT AGAIN
Steve: (at the Creel house) ...yeah, that’s not creepy
Robin just chucking a brick through the window of the door though
Dustin to Steve: Do you need to be told everything? You’re not a child.
Nahhh but why they all dunking on Steve :(
Murray fighting only kids in karate though lmfao
Tiny Eleven T_T
Oh the switching between current and baby El though
So the Nina project is named after an opera I think?
Sooo they’ve basically put Eleven in a giant sensory tank?
The only hacker they know... is Suzie
Come on, someone help Eddie :/
Dustin’s British Sherlock accent XD
NO NOT SPIDERS IN JARS AND ON STEVE I’M FUCKIN DONE
“Platonic with a capital P” :D
Bless Steve, he’s trying so hard
The chess set in the Creel house kind of looks like the chess set in the Rainbow Room
So there’s a “002″... What about “001″?
It’s honestly just depressing seeing all these kids aged like 3-18 with shaved heads and going “me me me” wanting to impress Brenner
WTF WHY ARE HER HANDS SO BLOODY
“She’s going into arrest” - SO FUCKING PULL HER OUT THEN JESUS H CHRIST
Not Murray doing a whole Kung Fu monologue T-T
Oof the plane fight scene though, Murray actually beat the shit out of Yuri omg
Oh no, the plane’s gonna crash?!?
Vecna’s in the Creel house but “on the other side”...
Steve is just so fucking done and I don’t blame him “we won’t be able to see if we turn out our flashlights???”
Robin: It’s an attic... of course it’s an attic
Eddie paddling on the boat to try and escape the basketball guys
Not Jason swimming to the boat???
Ooh the upside down transition from House to Vecna
Oooh he’s got Patrick!
And yep, NOT THE TWISTING/EYES THING AGAIN HOLY FU-
Eleven smacked Brenner, like he deserves
Wait, so they DID shave her head???
RIP Eleven’s hair
HER POWERS ARE BACK???
... Nevermind.
Noo not her going with him, not the “papa” “daughter” crap again >:(
Episode 6 - The Dive
Will Jason believe Eddie is innocent now or...?
“Eddie’s a vessel for Satan” - ... nevermind
DID VECNA JUST KILL A FISH
Now who the fuck they torturing- oh wait it’s the agent from the California house
Why is Brenner comparing El to a stroke victim? I mean I get his analogy but also the hell??
I feel so bad for El, guys, I wanna hug her - just let her live a normal life ffs
The gang don’t even know Eddie had to run :(
Noooo not them all blaming Eddie T__T Poor Eddie
Argyle: I can’t feel my butt
THAT KID FIRING AN ARROW AT MIKE LMFAO YOU GO TINY LUNATIC CHILD
What IS this place? Suzie lives HERE???
Argyle has a thing for Eden???
You know, when they said that Suzie comes from a super religious Mormon family... this wasn’t exactly how I imagined them
Welp, at least Joyce and Murray are still alive
LMAO they tied Yuri up
Murray mocking him XD
LMAO at them threatening to leave him to freeze to death/get eaten by animals-
“This is it, American, I hope you’re ready”- FOR WHAT?!
For...a meal? Is it poisoned??? Fattening them up???
Ohhh fattening them up for a fight (with a demogorgon?)
OH SHIT THEY ARE DESCRIBING A DEMOGORGON
Hop: So enjoy, boys. This is your last meal -- DAMN
Not Jamie Campbell Bower jumpscaring me AGAIN
“You remind me of someone I used to know”...001? Brenner said he didn’t exist but the orderly JCB is playing was with him...
THEORY: THE ORDERLY IS 001
Another Theory: 001 IS HENRY CREEL
Okay but why exactly is he telling Eleven all of this? What is he hoping to gain from this? I’m getting bad vibes from it
No but Steve saying he made Skull Rock a popular make out spot is so funny
Lucas said that Patrick was abused - Vecna is definitely targeting those with something in their lives haunting/traumatising them
Robin calling birds beautiful
Is Robin really trying to get Steve and Nancy back together? -_-
I still ship Robin and Nancy tho lmao
They’re “officially” friends :)
Hawkins getting mad at the police, fuck the police
Jason gatecrashing the town meeting with his cronies
Ohhhh he’s telling them it’s satan/cults/sacrifices and that Eddie is leading them, blaming all bad things on a cult
Erica: THAT’S BULLSHIT! THE HELLFIRE ISN’T A CULT, IT’S A CLUB FOR NERDS - YESSS ERICA
Mike, Dustin and Lucas’ parents seeing their kids in the club “cult” photo: O__o
That one dude leaving the town hall truly didn’t waste time, he went straight away
So they’ve told Suzie it’s a video game console...?
She knows Dustin’s birthday to the exact day/exactly how long it is until then 💀
Oh her dad took her computer away because she’s dating an agnostic
Erica: Yeah, no, they lied to you - lmao
Now why is Karen calling the cops on their kids???
Surge of energy = Vecna attacks
Steve: Cursed? No, he’s fine. Just mental.
Dustin: I was right, Skull Rock IS North! // Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW???
Oh, it’s the compass/magnet/field thing!
“So either there’s some super big magnet here, or--” “There’s a gate!”
“I say you’re asking me to follow you into Mordor... which, if I’m totally straight with you, I think is a really bad idea. But, ah, the Shire... The Shire is burning” - HE’S SO NERDY, THE LOTR REFERENCE ASDFGHJKL; I LOVE IT
Dustin’s excited bouncing XD
Steve: What is Mordor?!? - LMFAO
Damn, these number-kids straight up beating each other to win this game
So 002 is the big bad bully of the group - I’m assuming he’s the oldest (since 001 is “a myth”) and most developed powers-wise
Oh, Eleven kicked 002′s ASS
Murray: Oh Jesus // Yuri: Hey, not in a church
Joyce: You’re gonna be Murray... // Murray: And I’m gonna be Yuri -- OMG
Oh, a prison brawl! All so Hop could pick the guard’s pockets and get a fuel and lighter
“My ribs are broken, don’t make me laugh” LOL
Oh they snuck into Suzie’s Dad’s office
“Holy sh- HECK!” LOL
Jonathan: What’s the internet? // Suzie: Don’t worry, it’s just gonna change the world
Damn, Suzy’s parents got a lot of kids
Mike: Can you print this? // Suzy: No, my skills end at IP Geolocation -- LMFAO
ARE ARGYLE AND EDEN GETTING FUCKING STONED TOGETHER
Is the gate in the lake???
Dustin: Who put her (Nancy) in charge? // Robin: I did -- ICONIC
Steve done with being a babysitter lmfao
WTF WHO’S SCREAMING IN THE LAB- THE ORDERLY??? WHY THEY DOING THAT TO JCB ORDERLY
Why are they bullying her in the Rainbow Room??? 002 super nasty
Ohhh it’s the thing from the opening
I NEED to know what happened
“I killed them, Papa, I killed them all” - Jesus Christ
“Wonky with a Waaaah” - LOL
NO STEVE DO NOT RISK YOUR LIFE BRO
Not Robin smirking at Nancy looking at Steve stripping lmfao (same tho nancy)
Lucas: Urgh, since when did Steve get so hairy??? / Dustin: Right? I keep telling him he needs to tame that jungle but he claims the ladies dig it -- AND STEVE IS RIGHT, LET MEN BE HAIRY
Max going “let me see it” and taking the binoculars followed by the silence... SAME
Steve’s not even THAT hairy????
Dustin: You guys realise there’s a gate down there....it’s technically a watergate” - NOT THE PUNS
You know, I’m not sure Steve needed to be shirtless but... not complaining. Also, it would have made more sense to strip ALL his clothes, no?
Damn, how long can Steve hold his breath for
HE FOUND THE GATE GOOD FOR STEVE
NO NOT THE TENTACLE FOLLOWING HIM UP
Steve jumpscared me coming out of the water lol
JESUS IT DRAGGED HIM UNDER
NOT STEVE AND NOT IN THE UPSIDE DOWN
IF HE DIES THEN I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING SUING NETFLIX
Nancy jumped in after him :O
AND ROBIN TOO YES
AND EDDIE OMFG YES YES YES
DEMOBATS HOLY FUUUUCK
HE BEING STRANGLED AND ATTACKED
NOOOO YOU CANNOT END THE EPISODE THERE FUCK OFF FUCK RIGHT OFF
Episode 7 - The Massacre at Hawkins Lab
IF STEVE DIES I FUCKING SWEAR-
Yesss RoNancEddie to the rescue!
STEVE STRAIGHT UP PULLED THAT BAT APART JESUS IM FUCKING WET
“Only took like a pound of flesh” I’m-
Omg Steve ACTUALLY winning a fight???
Robin: Great... More running -- SAME
The episode title… 👀 also it’s 1hr40???
Who’s really the worst here - Americans or Russians? They’re both torturing people so 🤷🏻♀️
“Cause you missed your daddy-daughter time” - OOF YEP HE REALLY CAME FOR BRENNER LIKE THAT
At least Dr Owens feels bad and says she’s traumatised/frightened… ?
“You talk of monsters and superheroes… that’s the stuff of myth and fairytales” - I mean, she literally had superpowers and fights monsters, my dude
I want to know what happened during the massacre but also I’m sad, leave Eleven alone :(
I have to appreciate how bad the whole gang are at lying lmao they can’t get their stories straight even sitting next to each other
Erica calling them out for lying XD
Questioning them one at a time and they go for Max first when she isn’t even in the Hellfire Club :/
Is Steve going to stay shirtless because… I mean… I’m not complaining
Robin rambling when Steve collapsed and was losing blood 😂
Steve’s “Robin… I kinda wanna punch you” as she was rambling and saying shit about how he can tell her “shut up I wanna punch you” if she starts rambling 😂 Besties
I think Steve and Nancy were both enjoying her treating him a little bit too much… 👀
Steve: I highly doubt the Hawkins PD has grenades — 😂
Nancy: And a revolver // Steve: you almost shot me with one // Nancy: you almost deserved it — is this show really trying to push them back together I’m-
Not Eddie throwing Steve a shirt “for your modesty, dude” 😂😭
NO BUT HIS CHEST IS STILL SHOWING
“It must be hardwired into us to reject our fathers” - OOF
“That monster is part of something that wants to kill El” 😭
“Maybe I can still help El - even if it’s the last thing I do” — BRB IM CRYING
Murray pretending to be Yuri is comedy gold lmfao 🤣 he got the annoying “I’m joking” mannerisms down tho
“Anymore headaches? Nausea?” - VECNA SYMPTOMS ALL OVER AGAIN, and this is BEFORE, this is in the rainbow room???
Not a lesson about rules for the kids…
Eleven got a concussion from 002 and the others???
002: She must have fallen. You’ve seen her, Papa, she’s clumsy, stupid” - NAHHH KILL HIM
“Collar him” - the fUCK?!
Does the collar subdue their powe- IT ELECTROCUTES THEM?!?!
Oh shit Brenner keeps turning it up 😭
Eddie comparing Steve to Ozzy Osbourne 😂😂😂
DUSTIN WORSHIPS STEVE OMG OMG OMG
“These ladies came straight in after you” - of course, he’s worth it :3
Not Eddie also trying to set Steve and Nancy back up??? Saying it’s true love??? No thank you?!
Robin: “okay, second on my list of least favourite things: earthquakes! I’m unsteady on my feet as it is” - LOL
“Here’s the deal, either you tell me what’s happening - or I tell Dustin what I found under your bed” - WAIT WHAT DID ERICA FIND UNDER LUCAS’ BED-
Erica raised an essential question: who opened the gate? El opened one, the Russians opened another… who opened the water gate?
Also why does Vecna kill people? For what purpose?
He’s making a powerful psychic connection with each kill… enough to make more gates…
So Demogorgon = foot soldier, Vecna is 5 star general to mind flayer??? Who can open gates and shit???
“Might be time to get a maid, Wheeler” — OMFG
No but did Nancy REALLY think her guns from the normal world are in the upside down-
“There’s a six year old in the house, I know where I keep my guns” - I guess at least she’s careful but still…???? Maybe don’t keep guns in the house with a 6 year old running about
Her study cards from S1, the wallpaper, stuff she threw out…
November 6 1983… when Will went missing in Season 1! 🤔
So they’re not in the present, they’re in the past??? The upside down past???
Just like Will found a way to speak through the lights, the teens do too!
Ohhh Eddie knows SOS / Morse Code - it’s just pure luck that one of the gang in Mike’s house also knows morse code 💀
“Hey, remember when I said they wouldn’t be stupid enough to go through Watergate? I overestimated them” — LMFAO
“…and you have many screws loose” - I laughed more than I probably should have
JOYCE SEEING HOPPER
Not the other numbers glaring at El 🤨
Wait so 002 is in the infirmary but when he’s out, the numbers are going to kill El and “papa” will let it happen?!! “He wants it to happen” — yIKES
Not being funny but the Jamie Campbell Bower orderly giving me the bad vibes. “You must do exactly as I say” - ummmm???
No but did the lab security/CCTV not see him give her the damn keycard?!?
Not the kids stealing Holly’s toy to communicate with Steve/Robin/Nancy/Eddie 😭
Robin calling Dustin a “genius child”
There’s a gate at every murder site… so 1) Eddie’s trailer, 2) the road where Fred was killed, 3) the lake?
Steve (about Dustin): Jesus Christ, this kid’s got to get his ego in check — LMFAO
No but I kinda hate the current Hawkins police, especially Officer Callahan 💀
The upside down transitions are super cool omg
Nooo the demobat saw them 😶
Okay so now we’re on the day of the massacre… oof let’s go
Okay so 011 was colouring in that opening in E1, and I went back after this episode to see if you can see her colouring in the opening of E1 and there’s not focus on it obviously but yes, she’s in the background/briefly seen colouring!
The orderly said “still hurting her” — they hurt her before? Is this to do with Vecna choosing traumatised victims?
Nahhh Jamie Campbell Bower STILL jump scaring me 😭
He mentions lab vents that lead to the woods… is this how she escaped in season 1?
Wait, why would Brenner put a tracker inside the orderly???
“What if I made it go away? You help me, I help you” - OOF
Aaaand back to Hop and the Russians
DEMOGORGON TIME
Not Hop getting the fire and fuel ready… only for it to not work 💀
Dmitri(Enzo guy?): tElL mE tHaT’S nOt oUt oF fLuId
WHY DOES THE DEMOGORGON STILL MANAGE TO JUMPSCARE ME ARE YOU SERIOUS-
YESSS HE GOT THE FLAME LIT
Oh shIT THAT DEMOGORGON TOOK THE GUY’S FUKIN HEAD CLEAN OFF
THAT FIRE WONT LAST FOREVER THO WILL IT LETS BE HONEST
Joyce got the doors open!!!
Oh shIT ITS STRONG AND MANAGED TO STOP THE DOOR CLOSING WHAT THE FUCK-
HOPPER THROWING A SPEAR DOWN ITS THROAT JESUS CHRIST
The Jopper reunion 😭❤️ they hugged I’m-
Wait, isn’t the Upside Down air toxic??? How are the four of them still fucking alive???
Oh thank got it’s just Dustin on the other side, I thought the agents would be there in Eddie’s trailer
Eleven really pulled the tracker out of the orderly’s leg like she did that piece of mind flayer that was in her leg in S3
…oh, I don’t like the way the orderly suddenly just looked evil, like he was smirking almost
“Who knew something so small could cause so much trouble” — UMMMM 🚩🚩🚩🚩
THE ORDERLY HAS POWERS, HES FUCKING 001, I FUCKING KNEW IT
HES THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM ALL, I’M-
Eddie: Those stains are… I don’t know what those stains are — UMMM?!? O_o
OMG THE PHYSICS OF THE ROPE THROUGH THE GATE THATS SO COOL
The climbing up to sliding down is super cool omg that kinda looks like fun
NO NANCY FELL INTO A VOID/TRANCE ARE YOU SERIOUS
NOT BARB’S DEAD CORPSE
THE POOL FILLING WITH BLOOD
OOP massacre flashback time again
YEP, 001 really killed them all
All of the bodies look like Vecna’s victims’ bodies… is 001 also Vecna???
SOMEONE PLAY SOME DAMN MUSIC FOR NANCY
“How was old, dumb, blind Victor? Did he miss me?” - OH FUCK I HAVE CHILLS
WAIT WAIT WAIT… JCB’s Orderly = 001 = Henry Creel = Vecna???? DAMN
NOT THE BLACK WIDOW NEST FUCK THIS
NOT HIM WORSHIPPING SPIDERS, HES FUCKED, that’s immediately a sign he’s evil beyond help
So all the numbers at the lab - including 011 - are copies of 001/Henry Creel/Vecna???
So Eleven got blood on her outfit from being thrashed about on the floor, NOT from murdering other kids
He tried to kill her/twist her limbs/made her eyes bleed… Vecna victim signs AGAIN
ELEVEN SENT HIM TO THE UPSIDE DOWN JESUS
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
SHOWING HIM TURNING INTO VECNA IM-
So just to make sure I’ve got it right: Henry Creel (Victor’s son) didn’t die, he was the original (001) with natural born powers, he killed his family/did some weird spider-and-Satan worship, the doctors at Hawkins lab said he died but in actuality used him to create copies (002, Eleven etc), he ended up massacring the entire lab/including the children, he thought Eleven was going to join him but she was disgusted so he tried to kill her, but she’s so powerful that she sent him to the Upside Down where he became Vecna???
THATS WHERE VOL 1 ENDS ASDFGHJKL NETFLIX WHY IM DESPERATE
Overall, I love this season so far! I have a few continuity issues/gripes but other than that, I’m living for it! I love the horror turn this season has taken, it’s definitely a lot darker than the last three series I think. I think I need to see the last two episodes before I pass judgement though!
#stranger things#eleven#max mayfield#mike wheeler#steve harrington#robin buckley#nancy wheeler#jonathan byers#will byers#lucas sinclair#erica sinclair#dustin henderson#jim hopper#joyce byers#eddie munson#I’ll add more tags later I’m exhausted lol
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part two of riverdale info dump (part one)
the core four are over for dinner and fake thornhill then penelope sends them on some missions where archie fights a bear, bee and vee drink poison and are slowly dying and jughead fights chic (imposter brother) for role of game master. betty must shoot her father to survive and she does. after surviving the night they escape the forest and are all traumatized even more. lovely. they talk in pops and with the clashing of milkshakes, we see a flash to spring of next year. around a campfire stand archie betty and veronica in their underwear covered in blood, throwing a bloody crown beanie in a fire. jughead is dead. how? thats yet to be revealed. a few months pass, summer ends and archies dad dies due to the passing of his actor. its a very heartfelt episode and its very well done but stuff goes to shit again. but good things are going for jughead! hes at a preppy school for his writing, attending with a bret weston wallis and donna sweett, who are besties and writers. also mentionable bettys real brother comes to town and guess what, hes also jugheads brother, while bugheads parents are dating. its basically incest but no one talks about it. jugheads class has a competition for ghostwriter and surprise! he gets it and a yale scholarship! thats so good for him, his loved ones congratulate. expect for the fact that it gets him killed. killed dead. bee vee and arch are all so sad, so sad that betty and archie get together! uh oh, it ignites old flames and jugheads not actually dead hes faking his death to prove the legend of stonewall prep. jughead besting death 2/? gifset. barchie cheat on their current partners and bughead and varchie break up around graduation time, which archie is too dumb to be able to do (he didnt have enough time to study with all his running away). 7, yes 7, years later, they meet up again. veronica is married to some guy named chad gekko. betty works for the fbi. archie just got back from fighting in ww1, a 4 year war. jughead published a book but at the cost of becoming and drunk. either way its a very lowkey interaction. jughead gets a job at pops and works with the new tabitha tate and they talk about the mothmen a lot. hm. what could that be? flames are kindled, couples get back and break up and its all a mess but before the season 5a finale we have betty and archie: fucking. archie and veronica: something is there. gay kevin and fangs: having tonis baby. jughead and tabitha: pining and a little kissing and handcuffs. chic and real half brother (charles) are actually gay criminals for each other so they try and kill betty after making her wed them. we get a hiram centric episode and the fans go wild. its only an episode tho, cause cheryl is starting a church to worship her dead brother. the mothmen are actually blossoms who incest incest and um. yeah. anyway pops blows up and they drive hiram out of town as his actor sadly leaves riverdale. hiram is not hiram forever. then archies house blows up and interrupts more barchie sex. now we’re in rivervale? and who is this jughead serling fellow showing us around town? most stuff is similar except the town sacrifices archie to the gods of the forest and no beta he die like jesus on the cross. more horrors haunt the town like the hot british devil, la llrona, and a history lesson on cheryls gay ancestors who is all one ancestor: abigal blossom. now archies alive again. yippee! jughead sees a dead jughead questions rivervale as she knows it and looks up on parallel universes. when archie is revealed as a killer (evil era) betty kills him and her and jughead make out with a bomb under the bed to try and destroy vale. twist tho. remember jughead serling. hes backkkk. he stops the make out ses and tells jughead vale to lock himself in a fuck bunker and write forever or else dale and vale die. by jughead have fun! dying is so fun tho you become a comic character with endless burgers at pops in heaven!
oh my god I need to make a part three of this. for just season 6b. that should be so fun
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This Week in BL
Sept 2022 Wk 2
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying the most.
Ongoing Series - Thai
The Eclipse (Fri YT) Ep 5 of 15 - Ayan is such a little blackmailing shit, but I love it for him. Also, they brought class into play. Which I always enjoy for added conflict. More longing gazes. Really these two are the kings of the longing gaze. Thua repping for overachieving queers. I see you baby boi. Omg Akk please just figure it out! Honestly? I wanted the Gifted but actually gay, and I got Blacklist but actually gay. Which is kinda of the same thing. So I’m pretty flipping happy.
My Only 12% (Fri iQIYI) Ep 5 of 15 - Oh boy. This was a rough one. (Still, sisters in BL = some of the best sisters in the world?) That scene with Eiw and his sister made me cry. When I talk about the frustration that I have with tropes like “kill the gay” or “keep them apart” and Chinese censorship, this is what I’m talking about. There have to be queer shows with happy endings because otherwise we don’t have a model for it being a possibility. Also, is this a foreshadow? Maybe. And then that scene with Cake trying to figure out what’s going on and not understanding and them just hurting each other = heartbreaking. On the flip end of my questionable taste spectrum: Peak sure knows how to play nong for a Thai take on classic noona romance and I am here for it (stalker photos tho, please don’t). For a more nuanced look at this ep read this.
Vice Versa (Sat on YT) Ep 9 of 12 - Perth’s character was a waste of, well, everything. Tun is such a needy af bf. Jeez. Hi Mix! You’re so cute. I like that Mix is the hottie outsider character du jour these days for GMMTV. Happy to have Mix show up as needed. Nothing much happened, I guess Tun’s choices are more understandable but he’s still a liar.
What If (Mon WeTV) on WeTV for VIP only (pay wall) Ep1-4 of 5 - from Wabi Sabi with all unknowns, starts very cute with middle school kids meeting, realizing they are neighbors and becoming besties. The hair is particularly terrible in this one. But it’s a fun dynamic with the younger one having the crush. It’s a short one (7 Project style) but the pacing is good and I’m enjoying it. Not sure if it will end well, tho.
Coffee Melody (Mon Viki) Ep 8 of 10 - Evil ex faen fatal booted. Yi and Pleng are sweeter than Jean (or I) can take. Jean is my precious child who thinks no one will take him seriously. Nothing happened. I’m bored.
Love in the Air (Thurs iQIYI) Ep 4 of 13 - it drove me to the dark side and and so I wrote a limerick. DUMPSTER FIRE TRASH WATCH ALONG HERE.
Unforgotten Night (Weds on GaGa) Ep 12fin - There is a moral to this “story” but I’m not sure what it is. Don’t combine your BDSM-but-not-really BL pulp with plumbing issues? In the end, this dumpster fire was extinguished by a garden hose and all we’re left with is leaky pipes and the smell of damp trash. The only kinks were in the hose. Could be worse, I suppose. Hard to imagine how, tho. (Finished TRASH WATCH HERE) 5/10 WATCH IT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, BUT I WARNED YOU
Ongoing Series - Not Thai
Takara-kun and Amagi-kun (Japan Thurs GaGa & Viki) 4 of 8 - This is such an adorable show. I know I keep saying this. And I keep saying how incredibly good it is a portraying high school first love. But to get Takara’s perspective and flashbacks to the original foundation of his crush is just great at the halfway mark. I’m chuffed. To see Takara’s flaws and teenage awkwardness underneath the cool exterior! Nothing really happened. But I’m not expecting much to happen in this drama. It’s reminding me so much of early super soft super sweet yaoi, like Maki Kazumi’s Desire.
About Youth (Taiwan Mon GaGa) Ep 3-4 of 10 - This show is so painfully genuine and earnest that it becomes charming, and I’m so glad I get to begin my week with it.
Minato’s Laundromat (Japan Weds GaGa) Ep 11 of 12 - this episode really messed with my my head and may hear and days later I am still processing, you can read me trying to figure out why I feel this way in the SQUEE WATCH ALONG
NOTE: Yes I think the pink haired guy who takes a photo of them is from an early BL too. But MDL was no help. I wanna say it’s someone like Saito Yasuka from Ai no Kotodama, but it isn’t? Bah.
Papa & Daddy 2 (Mon GaGa) Ep 6 of 8 - It’s fine. The parents are awful. People react badly to them being out. Tra la la.
It’s Airing But I’m Not Watching it
Work from Heart (Thurs WeTV? YouTube?) from DV8 an office BL featuring lots of other couples. Stars Love With Benefits pairing Gameplay & Folk. It isn’t even listed on WeTV streaming in my territory, but it is airing to WeTV Thailand. No word on distribution.
Oh My Sunshine Night - I’m scared it’s gonna be sad, so I’m waiting for spies to tell me it’s safe
180 Degree Longitude Passes Through Us - ditto to OMSN
Way of Y - too hard on my soul, will I watch it eventually? Maybe? Probably not. I think we have and ITSAY situation going on here.
In Case You Missed It
PPKrit won this year's Seoul Drama Awards Outstanding Asian Award for his role in I Promised You The Moon. And Yusei Yagi won the SDA's Outstanding Asian Star for My Beautiful Man.
GMMTV's Bad Buddy won the Best LGBTQ+ Programme Made In Asia in this year's Content Asia Awards.
On Cloud Nine finished its run, I watched the final ep. it seems to have remained pulp, pretty, terrible sound, and if not sad at least ambiguous about it’s ending. So I’m keeping it as a dnf and you can watch at your own peril.
Gossip
New high school set paranormal Thai BL announced for 2023. Normally I wouldn’t report on something Thai this far out, but it’s to star 2 of the biggest guns we got: Singto Prachaya + Fluke Natouch. It’s called Shadow and is from VIU. Full (and coherent for a change) description on MDL.
JBL Eternal Yesterday will premiere on October 20th, taking over Takara-kun and Amagi-kun's time slot.
Otherwise, it’s been pretty quiet round BL parts recently.
Next Week Looks Like This:
Starting: Tomorrow 9/11 Fahlanruk (Thai) GaGa Sundays, 12 eps, 45 min ea. 9/14 Once Again (Korea) Viki Thursdays GaGa Fridays, 8 eps, 25 min ea, 9/16 More Than Words (Japan) Amazon Prime Video JP (only?) no word on international.
Ending: Minato’s Laundromat and What If.
I posted a full September lineup here!
This week’s best moments?
This bit in My Only 12% was striking enough to get it’s own post. Yes, I was snarky about it.
Another bout of 2nd lead syndrome for me. It’s a chronic illness at this point.
I love him unreasonably. (The Eclipse)
And him too.
Takara’s response to the fix for overcrowded trains = boys sitting in each other’s laps. I laughed so hard. (How much do I want Amagi to just casually sit on his lap on their date next week? SO MUCH. Takara might faint.)
Takara thinks about having sex with Amagi, falls into a wall. Been there, dude.
Also trying to be the best boyfriend in the world (but also cool). Look at Amagi’s little face!!!
(last week)
Current earworm? The Song from BTOB
#this week in BL#BL news#BL updates#BL update#BL in the news#BL episode recap#BL gossip#Thai BL#Korean BL#Taiwanese BL#Japanese BL#best moment of BL#recommended BL#best BL#BL reviews#upcoming BL#Star Hunter Studio#GMMTV#GaGaOOLaLa#Rakutan Viki#adapted from a y-novel#adapted from a manga#adapted from a manwha#live action yaoi#Vietnamese BL#worst bl#bad BL#Fahlanruk#Once Again the series#Once Again
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might as well do this with heartstopper too. my live thoughts i texted my friend, spoilers beware. also, i’ve cut out their replies. they also follow me so if you’re seeing this, hi :)
Im reading on webtoons and I love Alice oseman’s captions lol
“stares angstily out window”
“I don’t think he’s straight” OH REALLY
NO WE HAD NO IDEA
“The bisexual struggle” real
Poor man
Wait Aled is in this??? Do they have the same name or is Charlie’s friend same guy from radio silence???
Miss Singh is a legend I love her
Oh shit not ben again boo
THE MLM WLW SOLIDARITY
Fun fact: when I see mlm I think multi level marketing lmao
IM SO SORRY I MUST BE BLOWING UP UR PHONE RN
**continues doing it**
Taras gf is an icon I don’t care if she had one line I love her
We stan Charlie sticking up for himself
They kissed already??? We’re literally 31 pages in chill my dudes
31 chapters*
Still percabeth is the ultimate slow burn and I stand by this
I guess it wouldn’t be called heartstopper and be a romance/coming of age if it was a slow burn tho haha
THE GAY NASA LOCKSCREEN IS GOALS FRFR
damn Charlie is one of the biggest people pleasers I’ve seen in a book
Hes so me
A PROPER FULL ON GAY CRISIS LMAOOO I LOVE HIM
Alice oseman is so British I love her
I read so much British stuff that I’m pretty sure my internal monologue is slowly become a ya British thriller
agggtm core
(they replied that they read swear words in nick nelson's voice and i thought that was hilarious)
THE SISTER CASUALLY SPYING ON THEM
Her ship has sailed
She is also so me
“Was that not obvious?” “I’m an idiot” yes u are he just made out with you and cried into your shoulder and had a full on gay panic because of you YES HE LIKES YOU OMG
I mean after what happened with ben I suppose it’s very very justified
They’re so clueless I love them
OH LOOK GUESS IM GAY NOW
THE BABY BROTHER OMG
This honestly has no reason to be this cavity inducing cute
“Why are you so great” he’s literally doing the bare minimum by not outing you you don’t have to thank him bestie
Get these boys some therapy
Why is tori always just appearing out of nowhere to ship them lol
Tao and Aled are delusional if they STILL think nick is straight
Fuck sai
He can die in a hole, disrespectfully
But also… redemption arc?
Manifesting sai and harry’s redemption arc
GAYYYYYY
Not harry- these last few pages
Awww tao and elle <3
Elle is so cute! she is hair goals
… I guess all illustrated characters are hair goals.
WHY IS TAO SO MAD IM SCARED
WAIT DOES HE LIKE NICK IS THIS A LOVE TRIANGLE NOOO
Oh wait
I overreacted :)
Nvm I love him again
AWWW STOP THIS IS SO SAD AND ALSO CUTE
This group is friendship goals tbh
Oh wait I guess it’s kind of my group a little bit? Wait who am I?
I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz I will not take a which heartstopper character am I quiz
I took the quiz. two actually. i got darcy on the first and elle on the second. I literally know nothing about either one so let’s see if they are accurate!
The waiter lol
Also I love how everyone is just silently shipping them it is percabeth all over again but like fast moving
TINY TAO 😭
Not them kissing behind a menu
“Not because im dirty not because im clean! Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine!” - Charlie and nick, probably
Craftybookworm25
feel so spoiled by the author. Author, you’re paying my dentist bills for all of the cavities you are giving me.
I love the comments section
Is Alice oseman actually writing down math for their homework? THE EFFORT I COULD NEVER
Oh darcy is taras gf that I liked earlier
Shes a trumpet player??? No sweetie don’t go to the dark side
my band teacher has a story about how he gets awful ear pains if he’s exposed to noises about a certain decibel because of a trumpet player blasting into his ear
“WHAT! WE’VE FOUND ANOTHER ONE!” Darcy recruits people for the gay agenda confirmed
“…why are straight people like this” I don’t know tara I ask myself that every day
Not Darcy being tara’s gay awakening
Omg tara is that one clarinet player who dates a trumpet player
[REDACTED] and [REDACTED] core
Adding actual spanish conjugation? Alice oseman doing god’s work here
“Why do think they call it a cram session, Pete, god!” -literally all their friends rn
Ok I have theories rn
I shall wait and see if im right (i was not)
“You kind of are a gay nerd” me fr
Oh ok sai is being less of an asshole
We love character growth… even if it happens off page
“Do you like musicals?” HES THE GUY WHO DIDNT LIKE MUSICALS DIDNT LIKE DIDNT LIKE DIDNT LIKE A LIKE EM
Harry being a dick as per usual, nothing new there
NICKS MOM IS ONTO HIM
Bro how do people just fall asleep I don’t understand
making out in a photo booth
So cringey and yet very adorable
IN A ROMANTIC WAY NOT JUST A FRIEND WAY
Love that he had to clarify
Like yes, you’ve been making out and being obnoxiously cute for months, but hey, he’s just a friend, lol, no homo
Who tf would make THAT mistake?
🎶everyone is dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb 🎶
HE CAME OUT TO HIS MOOOOM
“I wasn’t born in 1920” lmao
Oh my god my wall of text has become the Great Wall of china im so sorry
HOW LONG IS THIS
WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO
“hanky panky”
aw we love ally jocks
THEYRE SHIPPING THEM TOO?
Best platonic bros~
Actually what im calling my friends from now on
Oh shit the coach caught them
They’re not even trying to be subtle at this point
Oh she is an icon
I WORSHIP YOU COACH SINGH
If she was my teacher I might actually enjoy pe
SHE HAS A WIFE
This is so wholesome omg
Oh shit the brother
WHAT HAPPENED
Tara casually lounging on Darcy’s lap
She gives passenger princess vibes
why are you whispering and can I be involved — she’s so me
“Boys and girls may not share rooms!” sly gay smirking. laughing, even.
oh and nick’s brother is a piece of shit and i hate him
SKJHJADSHUDF ALED TOLD HIM ABOUT DANIEL
“Why can’t I see any fish?”
Tao is a night person i love him
Aw he’s so clueless
They all are
Harry redemption arc-
NOO TAO MY CHILD I LOVE YOU DONT FEEL BAD
I repeat: GET THESE BOYS THERAPY
Wait no
Charlie
:(
I’m gonna cry :(
“god i really want to just push you against a wall right now”
“twilight levels of pining” i’m not sure if anything could ever reach that extent
Not the arrows saying “did not think of that” at the “borrowing makeup from the girls” suggestion, I cackled
The teachers have a better love life than me
Where the hell are people finding these communication skills?
HARRY REDEMPTION ARC YESSS
“Why are we like this” count: 3
Or is it 4?
I don’t know
THE TEACHERS AKJKALDFSHL
NICK GOOGLING EATING DISORDERS
I LOVE HIM
Sahar is so cute I love her
Alice oseman is so pretty omg
She can 100% be my wifey
Oh Jesus I’ve read a thousand pages of this
JUST TODAY
I believe that if I pull an all-nighter I can finish this
"Why are we like this?" count: 5
at this point i stopped because i’m pretty sure they were asleep but i finished! it took six hours but that’s not bad for 1578 pages :)
i’m obsessed. literally take my money (i have approximately five cents in my bank account)
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GC Party & Cali & Barly & Ronali
[okay so, pre-Ali’s bonfire night party, Cali go shopping for their ootns and then Carly comes back to the mcvickers gaff to help set up/get ready and generally have a nice time, girl Ro is salty because she has not seen Ali up to this point and she already hates Carly with a fiery passion, not helped by the fact that Tomeena are also around helping to set up and doing some cute baking for this party and they ofc like Carly and everyone is having fun together baking and kitchen dancing and vibing except for this antisocial autistic bitch lol]
Ali: [the way you make us feel so guilty and break our heart, Rosaline, trying so hard to involve you until it becomes obvious that you’re happier hiding away from all the fun but we’re still here feeling like shit in the background, as is your energy when you’re not being prioritised as much as you would like by this gal; at least everyone else is having a good time, even if Tomeena are in their not acknowledging any possibility of a crush phase here, it’s not unbearably awkward]
Carly: [I actually hate her because we all know that Tommy would also try SO hard to include her and also try his best to have a word with her about how Ali feels like shit without sparking ww3, meanwhile Carly has only ever tried and wanted to be her friend and is here doing EVERYTHING possible in the entire world to make Ali smile cos we all know she’s upset, do your best to still have a not unbearable time lads]
Ali: [she really is the elephant in the room right now in this era, until Tess just let’s y’all be in the same bedroom again because this has actually made her worse and we all know it but we’re trying to not give in lol, you better hope your sister is out, girl, or she’ll be dragging you out of your room and making you do something with her and Tess, like she also doesn’t have better things to be doing lol; ANYWAY, at least you four can do your best here to enjoy the festivities and entertain baby Rocky until he wants to go help Fearghal build the fire with the wood and random crap you’re burning, remember to check for snoozy creatures everybody]
Carly: [seriously, it’s blatantly obvious she only puts her mourning clothes on and attends this party at all because either Bea or Tess force her, it’s horrible and her bday is not gonna be one to look forward to either, but at least we have cali and tomeena flirty baking happening and Carly and baby Rocky are everything because she’ll just be encouraging him to be even more cray than he already is, then y’all can have a fun getting dressed up montage before the lads and any other guests come]
Ali: [this is giving a cosy, close affair so unless Tommy has invited any other friends, I feel like it’s just y’all and if Baze are making an appearance, the friends they are probably going to hang with somewhere else after, soz to Meena who will be feeling legitimately shy around these boys but you’ll be okay hun]
Carly: [I honestly feel like Tommy doesn’t have many friends because of the whole everyone thinking he’s a massive gay and everyone judging this fam as weird cos of joeray and everything that has occurred so he maybe has a couple of friends/small group of that are girls in his year, like the Savannah face for all that content I have, who he’d probably invite, but Meena is shamelessly his bestie when they aren’t in school, don’t worry girl he’ll be feeling awks around these boys too and like he’s gonna be hatecrimed, and I’m sure Ali’s nemesis and next door neighbour will be peering her head over the fence to see what’s going on which is funny and awkward too, thankfully these boys are chill and Moses isn’t allowed to gatecrash]
Ali: [that tracks to me, like atm Ali probably doesn’t have a shit ton because we’re only just out of the poisoning allegations era and y’all were a weird little trio then so she has yet to amass her many acquaintances but for sure that hoe is tryna peep and your parents are probably gonna complain about the fireworks like they wouldn’t do the same when it’s NYE or whenever because no one else is gonna be celebrating so it will be like what the hell, like Leesha, get over it lmao]
Carly: [mhmm, hence cali are friends rn and as close as they are because Carly has none either and has likewise been outcast, speaking of, catch her being the life and soul of this party because already high af from the second she arrived because she has to be for her crippling anxiety that she is only self medicating because her mum sucks, this sweet baby angel just making friends with anyone who will let her and giving everyone compliments and doing irish dancing with tomeena and the gals Tommy clearly made friends with through his dance and theatre clubs, playing with baby Rocky every chance she gets + Ali’s cat, it’s giving the vibes of that bbq we did when we did the cali era OG when Ali was dating k-stew, but Carly’s mood is gonna change when the lads get here because weird between her and boy Ro and weird between her and Bart, so she’ll be going even harder to try and mask that]
Ali: [very much that is the energy, everyone here knows you’re high but what are you going to do, kick this child out to be high in the streets, no, better to have her here where you can keep an eye mcvickers, you’re actually decent parents, despite your flaws; oh lads, the shaky alliances that have been formed, y’all probably feel so awkward, hence we’ve also got to go in making you feel at home, which means immediately finding you drinks so our father does not corner you, at least your garden is big enough ‘cos it backs onto the mountains that there is room in this garden to have a very definite ‘kids’ corner lack of a better word so you’re not straight up mingling with mcvickers and co lol, catch Ali holding Carly’s hand when she’s pressed these drinks into both of theirs]
Carly: [mcvickers are good parents despite having dropped the ball recently, hence poor Tess doing everything in her power rn to get girl Ro to join in with this party and eat something which sadly will only mean she’s there mute, reading a creepy girl book, and starving herself, but you know, Carly meanwhile do be pulling Ali away to dance like she really loves this song and they gotta even if she doesn’t know it because soz lads we can only deal with smiling and exchanging the most OTT yet bland pleasantries for a sec before we wanna die, even as high as she is, gotta go]
Ali: [her hands are very full getting the bare minimum from this girl, we get it; we’ll make that sort of face like oop, guess that settles that as we’re whisked away to dance, brb boys, we will find you, ‘are you okay?’ in this girl’s ear as we’re bopping]
Carly: [catch Ronan watching this intensely like cali are putting on a show for his benefit, soz sir Carly is just gay for Ali and everything she does has a flirty undertone, it’s not actually about or for you, and Bartley trying not to look because he hates when Carly be out here making a holy show of herself which alas is always ‘I am now, like’ back in Ali’s ear, playing with her hair way more than is necessary to uncover it, because lads, cannot be overstated here this couldn’t be less about you, she’ll never be happier than when it’s just cali having a time together and that’s the tea]
Ali: [not that, sis, when we have to remind you we have a ‘boyfriend’ so you don’t get your hopes up, in a subtle, non-mean way, ‘cos never wanna outright say the words again after that fiasco lol, poor Bartley, your crush must be a mystery to even you at this point because truly, never less of a time or place for it; at least no one is noticing you go red when there’s a literal fire right there, Alison, shaking your head and thus your hair in an oh you move at Carly, flicking your eyes towards Bartley actually subtly in a ‘what’s the plan?’ Energy without actually saying the words]
Carly: [when you laugh at Alison’s hair antics whether that actually tickles you or not, in a genuine I’m high and happy in this moment pure sort of way and we all know that boy and his crush can’t ignore that so as you’re looking over at him, in an undoubtedly less subtle way, because high as a kite, y’all accidentally catch each other’s eye for a moment and then Carly has to look away and literally bury her entire self in Alison because oh no that wasn’t the plan]
Ali: [doing your own laughter to cover the fact Carly is hiding right now to assure this boy you aren’t laughing at him here, no no, swaying so Carly is faced away from them and you’re the one facing them because you can handle it even if you are like oh my GOD right this second ‘okay, we’re not doing that’ in a jokey tone because we’re not mad about it obviously, just pondering what we will because the guestlist is too small for us to ignore them all evening, imagine lol]
Carly: [this girl like oh great I wanna die, even if we’re styling it out like a v romantic slow dance moment that we fully intended cali to be having ‘what are we?’ because she isn’t Ro and doesn’t wanna ignore them but also not trying to make a big scene about it either like CAN WE TALK because she is not that bitch either]
Ali: [‘we’re so dumb’ as you are slow dancing because this is awkward and you’re not used to that feeling, again, having to laugh at it though because not an emo bitch, this gives you an idea though so being like OH and dragging her to go find a bucket or some cards or whatever you may need so y’all can play a drinking game because that way you’re interacting but no one is having deep and meaningful because gotta focus, bring the essentials back to these lads like okay, let’s do this boys]
Carly: [doing an adorably sad and pouty face about how dumb they are like oh no I hate that for us but she can’t help but laugh too obvs, and also be buzzing about this idea, inviting tomeena and his friends to play too, whether they decide to or not, I like to think at least one of Tommy’s friends will fancy either Bartley or Ronan and thus be up for it lol, but then coming back to join in, absolutely sitting on Alison for no reason whatsoever except closeness so it’s less scary of a concept and the flirty vibe there always is, like okay, let’s play]
Ali: [god bless you guys, immediately picking a game whereby Meena can join in but not have to drink, like it’s just a secondary part of it if you catch my vibe, because you’re the youngest and not that girl unlike these girls necessarily so we don’t want you to feel like you’ve gotta get schwasted to be included here; just being that bitch to make sure everyone knows the rules and setting it up, whilst snuggling Carly casually]
Carly: [I love that and I love Ali for it because Meena is so young, they all are, and I’m sure some of Tommy’s friends are shyer than others/not as boy hungry and loud theatre/dance girl stereotype as the one is and he isn’t a massive drinker at this age or lowkey ever really, not the way Fraze is or Ali can be, so it’s nice and I appreciate it, as I do these gals snuggling always, I definitely also imagine tomeena playing as a team where possible which I equally love, whether it’s him taking the drink so she doesn’t have to or them working together for whatever these rules are]
Ali: [I know so few drinking games honestly but as it doesn’t matter, we can say this one is a pairs one perhaps so this extra girl can nab whichever of these boys she fancies, forces the other girl to go with the other one, which means tomeena and cali are free to live their lives, soz to that other girl but you’re probably still less shy than Meena and we’re not doing it to her haha, Alison do be lowkey competitive in the fun way so this will break the ice and y’all can feel more like you normally do when you hang]
Carly: [I think we should say the extra girl fancies Bartley because then that will keep him busy and away from Carly but also make her feel a type of way like oh, meanwhile the shyer girl, who is probably Savannah because she’s a bit weird, can be with Ronan and be fine because he only has eyes for Ali anyway/is nice and definitely the nicer of the two lads]
Ali: [that makes logical sense, storywise have Carly confronting if she too fancies this boy back or no, and everyone in the group is getting along, definitely grabbed some of the best food shamelessly so y’all are pigging that, Rocky probably wants to join in at some point even though he has no clue how to play so that’ll really derail the game into a toddler just telling y’all what to do to amuse himself greatly and feel so big and clever]
Carly: [mhmm, like, picture it cinematically, if this gal goes for it and kisses Bartley at some point during this party and in contrast to the cowboy costume matching moment when Carly did not give a shit, this time witnessing it she’s like OH, that’s slay of us as a device, but for rn she’s living her best life, firstly because cali are shamelessly winning pre-Rocky’s takeover and post it she’s as per encouraging him to be a little chaos demon]
Ali: [it’s v good, go us, me having just finished the ronali bit of that convo and him being determined it won’t be awkward, so clearly effort is being put in there, Ali would definitely help you set up the fireworks whilst everyone else is now happily distracted and the mood has loosened up somewhat, hitting him with a ‘hey’ like you’ve only just arrived]
Ronan: [lord, he would be trying, the boy’s a trier despite his every impulse to want to be as extra with Ali as Carly is being, bless him ‘hey yourself’ amused]
Ali: [‘alright, shit hostess, I know’ holding your hands up like I admit it ‘you got a drink if not a greeting’ cheersing your own against his as you say this, looking back at whatever Carly and Rocky are up to now, shaking your head]
Ronan: [a grin at her as he takes a swig of said drink like I’ll drink to that, jokingly, following her gaze and making an affectionate sort of what is she like noise about Carly, cos trying with her too after that awkwardness]
Ali: [turning your sights on this gal who has decided she wants on Bartley and literally hmming at this because on the one hand she’s keeping him busy and thus Carly isn’t freaking out but you also shamelessly think it would be nice for Carly to go there with someone who isn’t as horrible as Moses so you’re truly torn on it, shrugging as you turn back and return his grin with a smile ‘aren’t you glad you didn’t have to meet my parents now?’ like it could be more awkward, we should all be thankful]
Ronan: [again following where she’s looking cos this boy is probably quite oblivious as a lot of boys are but this girl is clearly being quite extra so you can’t entirely fail to notice, shaking your head at her whoever she may be, but you’re probably more in the camp of Bartley getting with her if anyone and leaving Carly be at this party and lowkey ever so, but you’re distracted from those thoughts by Ali smiling and what she just said, doing a subtle but apparent back of the neck scratch or whatever he did when things were awkward before, trying not to noticeably blush at remembering when you thought she wanted you to meet her parents, as he looks over at mcvickers trying to laugh it off like lol yep]
Ali: [from your POV, I don’t blame you for being on the opposite team, it could go disastrously wrong and it’s already awkward for us all and you don’t even know how much at this point; anyway, not as if we’re about to fight this girl over it, you can live ma’am lol, meanwhile we’re nudging into this boy with our shoulder because meant to be all bants here, helping him assemble/open/whatever needs to be done to the firework he is currently working on ‘they’re too busy parenting for our bullshit, so, we can do what we want’ trying to say that breezily and like it’s nothing but a good thing but there’s blatant tenseness because it is parenting of Ro we’re talking about, not the toddler you would assume]
Ronan: [Tommy is probably a bit like can you as my friend not get with this random gypsy boy who is friends with my sister and may or may not wanna fight me, but he’s busy with Meena as he always is when they are together cos he is a child of mcvickers and they all have the co-dependence drilled into them and she’s his person for it, ANYWAY, I’ll be here throwing out every cliche I can about these fireworks like his hand brushing hers a sec too long etc etc we all know the vibes ‘and what’s it you want?’ as a genuine question despite all the flirty vibes of his actions]
Ali: [Poor Thomas, no one lets you live ever, luckily for you Bartley is not dangerous and your friend can have her flirt and live to see another day, he’s quite shy so honestly this girl is probably being way more than he is haha; thinking about this for a pause ‘to blow shit up’ said like obviously and grinning at him now because lord knows pissing about with fireworks is the best thing you can do because you’re not a clueless boy so vibes are never lost on you]
Ronan: [have some fun actually blowing shit up lads because he’d wanna make her happy and it’s also something he’s clearly into as we know from Halloween, Tess will deal with the knobhead neighbours, Carly and Rocky having the most fun with this too + Tommy and Meena enjoying this romantic vibe which I’m sure his horny friend is trying to make the most of and poor Bartley is probably like please calm down]
Ali: [at least limited talking can be done ‘cos you have to light these fireworks and then run back as fast as you can, which is an amusing time, throwing yourself at the ground to watch these fireworks, love that you’re wearing such an inappropriate outfit for this, all leather, oh girl, you’ve committed now and you’re gonna be roasting lol]
Ronan: [we all know Ronan is watching Ali’s face and reaction to the fireworks instead of them because he is that cliche, Carly’s outfit is similarly inappropriate for the event and I lol, at least if you bought that coat instead of just window shopping it gal you have that to throw on the ground and lie on, but it wouldn’t surprise me if you couldn’t afford it and are therefore without one, should we say the girl is peak cliche and the kiss happens during these fireworks going off or wait a bit til later in the night?]
Ali: [hmm, like, you have no reason NOT to be a cliche, you are literally a drama kid so, you would, also gives Ali and Ronan a reason not to see because they’re too busy with said fireworks so let’s go for it]
Carly: [meanwhile poor Carly SEES this in caps and literally has to escape into the house because feels like she’s been punched in the stomach by it, I hope girl Ro isn’t in there lurking because you don’t need her being a massive bitch when you’re trying not to lose it]
Ali: [girl Ro you better know what’s good for you sis, you’ll surely keep your bitchy thoughts to yourself because she’s not with Ali and that’s when you hate her the most, soz that you’re not going to realise she’s gone anywhere until these fireworks are done with because why would you, tapping Ronan on the shoulder and gesturing for him to look at Bartley and this girl, even if they’ve stopped making out, it’s clear what the vibe is]
Ronan: [doing a lil whistle at them, whether they notice or not, because not fully being in their face @ them with it in a Moses way, it’s more at Ali like ooh get them haha]
Ali: [pushing him like don’t be mean but you’re also laughing a little until you’re looking around and realise Carly ain’t anywhere to be seen like oh, yeah, she could be in the toilet but we just know that’s not the reason so we’re gesturing to Ronan like hold on, just need to check something as we’re making our way towards the house]
Ronan: [catch this boy watching her go, utterly confused, because he rudely but very legitimately has not realised Carly is MIA, going to get himself another drink or whatever because everything is fine from his POV]
Carly: [but catch Carly literally hiding in whatever the nearest small space is to wherever she entered the house be it the french doors or back door or front door, I’m literally picturing her standing in a cupboard with all the coats or something and it’s the saddest but most adorable image]
Ali: [thank god it is Alison who finds you because anyone else would be so scared/confused to find you in a cupboard casually, we’ll be here returning the sad pout face and putting our arms out like come here you because we know, we saw enough when we finally did]
Carly: [walk into her outstretched arms like you’re a bub and she is the mum you deserve but don’t have, it’s giving the saddest game of hide and seek ever]
Ali: [have this cuddle, it’s okay girl, feel your feelings, we’re just here letting you say or do as little or as much as you want]
Carly: [here dropping compliments that are specific to this girl not just generic ones like she’s really pretty but genuine things about why we think she is great/well suited to this boy, with the unspoken being and we are not]
Ali: [‘they’ve only just met’ very gently but insistent because it is just a kiss]
Carly: [when you’re so in a spiral you can’t even register it’s not that deep even if you know it because you’re not cray, shaking your head to dismiss that like it doesn’t matter when it does, leaving her hair where it is as something to hide behind like 🥺]
Ali: [‘he was kissing cowgirl last week’ said in the same calming, almost sing-song voice you use to soothe a kid because he was and that was nothing and thus this can be the same, smoothing her hair, if not tucking it behind her ears, ‘cos she can hide if she wants to]
Carly: [‘last week I didn’t care’ because she truly did not and so she wasn’t expecting the reaction she just had to hit her at all never mind as hard as it just did, said in a um wtf is wrong with me kind of tone]
Ali: [making a noise like I know, I know because there isn’t logic to these things, and you can’t control how and when they happen ‘what would you like to do?’ because we can stay in this cupboard for as long as you like]
Carly: [‘poison her’ with a mischievous look in her eyes like lol ‘but your ma won’t be letting none of that go on, not on her watch, not again’ because if we’re serious about this we’ll never leave this cupboard actually, but the sigh that follows is more sincere]
Ali: [‘still dealing with the consequences of last time’ looking towards the neighbour's house even though you’re inside and can’t actually see or hear them kicking off rn ‘but for you-’ gesturing like let’s go and find the poison, as if you have loads kicking about]
Carly: [‘sure then, we’ve to head back outside ourselves, one less thing for her to worry herself about, what we’re up to in here’ said so flirtily as she pulls Alison from this cupboard in a similarly v flirty move but we’re sincerely going back as though there’s no other option because hiding in here forever doesn’t feel like a valid one for who this gal projects herself to be]
Ali: [‘all she worries about is boys’ rolling your eyes at your mother, the man-hater, as if she’s not proven to have valid reasons lol but hey ho, needlessly stumble out of this cupboard together like you’re dancing again ‘can chill in my room for a bit, if you want’ because there are other options but we’re also not opposed to cracking on, of course]
Carly: [‘they’re more of a worry than me’ as she takes this gal in the direction of back to the party and not in her room unsupervised like see, I’m a good influence and good girl because flirty 5ever]
Ali: [crowning her with an invisible halo, swooping your fingers ‘round and ‘round the top of her head, also changing whatever song is currently playing to something more danceable in your opinion so you two can do that for a while and not immediately have to go back to the group and try to chat]
Carly: [re-entering the party with another pure LOL because of her halo that I hope that boy hears, going IN dancing with Alison until the poor girl literally needs a break because she’s not high as a kite and then making Tommy dance with her which he’d love because dancing boy]
Ali: [at least all these peeps, Meena included, are dancing types, so you can fully let Carly be left in their capable hands and the lure of showing off like that will get that girl to cool it and go join the group, Ali throwing herself down with a sigh and a drink when she’s knackered from it]
Carly: [Carly defs doing the thing when she brings Meena up like she’s gonna dance with her but then getting her dancing with Tommy, catch this girl literally dancing with everybody in their little group but kissing girl and Bartley, even Ronan, cos really gotta make that point of oh y’all are too busy with each other to have a dance with me lol, but really she’s just mad at y’all haha]
Ali: [we love the complete lack of subtlety, babe, just here like oh, okay lmao]
Ro: [I’d like to point out girl Ro 👀 at Ali from wherever she is because a normal person would come over while she’s alone but she is not normal]
Ali: [that would require you having to move in front of company and heaven forbid, got to sit wherever you are sat with your book and barely move, never mind speak to any of these people, still, we will make our way over to you because we can feel your 👀 even with the attention being paid to all the dynamics playing out with the rest; gently nudging your book forward, to see what you’re reading, because it’s undoubtedly seasonably appropriate ‘did you see Leesha?’ because you’ve defs been doing your own 👀 by now]
Ro: [show her what you’re reading because one thing about this gal, she knows how to pick an appropriate book, but barely moving, so subtly doing it that nobody would see her doing so, likewise when she nods, only Ali is going to pick up on it]
Ali: [calling her, Leesha that is, something shady in the made-up language that you have ‘she’ll be after Ronan and Bartley now’ ‘cos she is that type of girl, shaking your head at her like oh you, grabbing some of the food that has been left by Ro and eating some, as if you can encourage her to merely via this although you don’t truly have much hope for it, instead talk about whatever fire rituals you guys can do on her birthday which is literally days away, as she wouldn’t join in with any of these festivities]
Ro: [likewise calling that girl something shady in their made up language but doing it by putting her finger over individual letters in the lines of the page of her book and spelling it out so it’s even more secret and just between them because god forbid this girl says a single word when there are people here she doesn’t want around, watching Ali eat whatever she’s eating like she’s starving because she is and even doing so out of the corner of her eye subtly there’s no escaping how !! she is about it, still looking at her that way long after the food has been eaten because ofc]
Ali: [‘whilst they’re gone’ like Tess and Fearghal aren’t here, you can, again, we’re desperate but not hopeful about this]
Ro: [‘no’ should be in caps because in contrast to her quiet and stillness up to this point, SHOUTING this loud enough that everybody at this party will be shooketh and stop whatever they are doing, because that’s how anti that suggestion she is, knocking the plate to the floor even if it’s empty or almost, with the !! of how dramatically she’s getting up and leaving because so desperately want to but cannot]
Ali: [oh what a party, getting up dramatically too, considering following her but you don’t know what to say or what to do if you were to, so instead kneeling down to pick up this plate and whatever food has been spilled, trying to not have your own little cry about this now]
Carly: [coming over and just silently helping her clean up/then taking her hand when it meets over this food and just holding it for a sec because you know how upset she is and it’s all you can do whilst trying not to make a big deal out of it in front of everybody, meanwhile Tommy will go after Ro even though he likewise doesn’t know what the fuck to do or to say because he is that bitch, especially in this era]
Ali: [just asking this girl if she has any drugs left because what else can you do at this point]
Carly: [you absolutely would, I’m sure, so put them into the hand you just held, whatever they are, from wherever you just retrieved them on your person]
Ali: [go run and take that in private so my boo can have Bartley and Carly interact, thanking you, ‘cos y’all are just being left here for a hot sec, Thomas and Alison have gotta deal with this separately]
Carly: [thank god Thomas invited several friends and they aren’t all boy thirsty af so Meena isn’t just left alone while he has a useless girl Ro convo with her while she’s lying under Ray’s old bed with her arms folded like she’s in a coffin cos just girly things, since I’m sure Carly FULLY intended to make her way over to these gals but soz I gotta have you be waylaid by that boy]
Bartley: [you’ll be fine girl, you clearly know these girls to some degree yourself, even if they are that bit older, you have some similar interests so; meanwhile this boy has no clue what Ro’s deal is clearly but now wants to because wtf was that, so just bowling over to Carly to ask as much because not a good look to ask the girl who’s all over you and she probably has as much of a clue, you would reckon]
Carly: [when you’re carrying on the clean up for Alison so she can go take her drugs and are thus UTTERLY caught unawares by this boy coming up to you, literally doing a me and jumping out of her skin 6ft in the air as if she has never seen this boy before and doesn’t know him like OMG, but gotta lol it off and lol at yourself because that’s who she is]
Bartley: [doing an amused snort at this reaction ‘she was pretty freaky, yeah’ giving calm down though about it, not helping to clean up because such a thought would not occur to you, nudging whatever she’s trying to pick up out of her reach with your foot ‘tell us then’]
Carly: [‘don’t be a gobshite about Ali’s sister’ so genuinely because will defend Rosaline even though she’s a massive bitch to us and always has been because again, who she is, an unamused snort back at his antics of thwarting her clean up efforts, kicking his foot very playfully, and obvs flirtily cos she always is, with her own like oi rude]
Bartley: [‘I’m asking you, quietly, like’ because you aren’t taking the piss to the whole group, which you could do honestly, the silent girl just shouting out of nowhere like hello, kicking this girl in her butt, not flirtily but because she’s either kneeling or sat on the cold hard ground rn so you simply can like oi yourself, miss]
Carly: [‘you’ve eyes and can see for yourself she’s not well’ because all we’re gonna say about it, we’re not going into the tea and the goss about this gal, bitch or not, getting up off the cold hard ground with a tut like um excuse you do not kick me up the arse thank you, standing with her arms folded like she’s so mad but her face is amused]
Bartley: [rolling your eyes when she won’t give you the goss because of course you wanna know, I would lmao ‘boring’ but you’re returning the amused look nonetheless]
Carly: [so would I sir, so would I, but Carly is too much of a sweet egg and too loyal to Ali to be giving you the goss, soz ‘your girl there’s the one for entertaining’ nodding to Thomas’ friend/the direction of, like, off you go if I’m so boring]
Bartley: [being so smirky smug about it because you’re a teenage boy and also not used to getting that kind of attention because you’re not Moses about this ‘piss off’]
Carly: [kicking him again, a bit harder like stop being the smirking emoji rn please I’m dying inside about it, in an irish dance move kind of way like she’s gonna dance herself away then, but not actually ‘you came on over to me, boy’ like I was here first and am mid cleaning up, you leave, but still playfully because don’t want him to fr]
Bartley: [‘stop bloody kicking us, you mental’ scowling but in a jokey way because none of the older lads are here to see you essentially playfighting with a girl about it ‘what are you on?’ ‘cos we all know she’s off her tits, giving that she’s taken amphetamines and is on a cleaning spree like a 50s housewife here]
Carly: [giving Ro’s outburst in a jokey way by getting RIGHT in his grill to mouth ‘no’ at him silently whilst shaking her head because gotta be the most flirty we can about it without even intentionally trying ever, staying that close to tell him whatever she’s on, like a conspiratorial whisper as if this is the best kept secret at the party ‘after some?’ genuinely because you didn’t give it all to Alison there is clearly some left]
Bartley: [pushing her head away how you do to dismiss someone without being properly rude like leave it out you because not okay about that casual level of closeness, nor are we after any because try to be a good boy about these things unless you’re trying to fit in with the older ones ‘and make as much of a holy show of myself as you? I’m grand for it’]
Carly: [playing with her hair because likewise not okay with his retaliation and how we feel about it, taking the BIGGEST step back it’s possible to take without falling over backwards like okay okay I shall heed it and move, that was still playful and silly vibes but she’s genuinely glad she did once he’s said that cos ouch, hugging herself like well that’s just mean ‘yeah, grand, you are’ sadly like okay normal service has been resumed and he is slagging me off again, cool and well done you sir]
Bartley: [shrugging awkwardly because you didn’t mean for it to be as mean as all that but you’re also of course not going to take it back because you’re like well, it’s true ‘her family are right here’ as if that had escaped Carly’s notice because we could never, best behaviour truly]
Carly: [‘and I’d have no knowing of how to be here without [whatever drug she is on]’ blurting that truth out because she is high enough to rather than try and defend her actions somehow in that !! way you gotta when you’re like I’M SORRY]
Bartley: [doing your own slight step back because you don’t know how to deal with this admission, blinking at her like oh, okay ‘I thought you two were close’ like why would you be that freaked out to be here]
Carly: [her entire being and posture once again screaming apologetic without her literally screaming her I’m sorry in his face rn because we hate that we said that and clearly didn’t mean to and now the vibes are OFF and we might as well be Rosaline levels of weird as far as this boy is concerned ‘we are’ in the kind of tone that’s like forget it/don’t worry about it/you obvs don’t understand and I won’t freak you out more by trying to explain]
Bartley: [just shaking your head because obviously you think this is a terrible coping strategy/it clearly doesn’t work but you’re not gonna say all that here and now, picking up the last of whatever needed cleaning up and going to toss it onto the fire without saying in a bit or anything]
Carly: [he’s so so right for that truly, go and find your BFF Rocky so you can throw yourself into being wild with him and try and forget that happened cos can’t even face heading to the gals atm when that’s the direction this boy is likely going]
Ronan: [meanwhile, you sir, go and find Ali in her attic like my boo and Winnie said, bring her a drink you can hand to her when you get there so it feels more casual and not like an ambush while she’s waiting for her drugs to hit]
Ali: [you’d be able to see him coming from your vantage point so you know it’s him and can have a hand outstretched with whatever drugs you have left in your palm like there we go, swapsies]
Ronan: [taking it because unlike your cousin you’re not opposed/cannot say no in this era and you wanna be on her level whatever happens so, get comfy next to her whatever that looks like, whether you’re on the floor or a chair is irrelevant because it’s the close to her without being !! in her grill bit that matters here]
Ali: [when the smile you attempt to do at him after your first sip of this drink is so sad, you can only groan and rest your head on his shoulder like for fuck’s sake because obviously they’ve not kicked in yet and you still feel like shit/mortified that the party has taken this turn ‘she’s just-’ stopping yourself like nah because not something you can sum up right now, nor do you want to honestly ‘fuck it’ offering him some of this drink to wash that pill down whether he has his own still or nah, just ‘cos]
Ronan: [stroking her hair how he do when her head is on his shoulder because genuinely wanna try and offer some comfort here and that’s such a boy way to do it, as is him saying ‘I’ve fireworks, still’ in a tone like if you wanna distract yourself by blowing more stuff up OR you wanna stay here and you’d have a great view of them, either is fine, because boys and men love to try and fix things with a practical solution even when there isn’t one and he thinks that’ll help cheer her and turn this party around, it goes without saying he’s taking her drink to wash said pill down even though he does have his own by his feet because of course he is]
Ali: [doing a little lol at the male nature of that gesture, squeezing his arm ‘good idea’ but we aren’t making any attempt to move or let you yet ‘feels like ages ago’ seemingly out of nowhere but you are talking about when y’all were up here because that was the summer]
Ronan: [‘it was ages ago’ as he hands her her drink back and picks up his own instead, fiddling with it in some way how he was the bottle or can before when they had their domestic but in a more absentminded way than how !! stressed he was then because we’re sad she’s sad but it’s not at that level]
Ali: [‘now you’ve had your birthday you wanna act all grown up’ smirking and nudging him with your head like it weren’t THAT long ago, come on]
Ronan: [a shrug because you don’t know how to verbalise that it was ages ago because so much has changed since but your feelings have not and it therefore feels like forever since you touched her in a non-platonic way and even being here rn feels weird, and even if you did know how to say any of that, you came here wanting to cheer her up at least slightly and none of that will]
Ali: [looking up at him and sitting up so you’re not lying all over him for a moment ‘please don’t be sad’ the sorry in the tone if not literally said because hate that we’re making you feel weird ‘I just thought we could wait out our come up’ because don’t necessarily wanna do that in front of everyone, doing your own shrug like you don’t have to though, obviously]
Ronan: [‘I’m grand, Ali’ sir you are not but I appreciate what you’re trying to do here which is to give I’m fine don’t worry about me rn vibes, putting an arm around her shoulder the second she is done shrugging like come on, it’s okay, let’s wait together]
Ali: [never take much convincing to be snuggly although we don’t really believe you because you could use it right now, I imagine there’s a comfy old armchair up here that he was on the arm of kinda vibe to you being in it, so you squish up so you can both be sat in it more definitively and comfortably ‘shan’t be singing, this rate’ because in my re-read it came up that he’d not heard her sing and he was like you’ll have to at your party then]
Ronan: [‘ah now, the ideal thing to do as we wait, is it not?’ nudging her like go on, sing for me, but obvs he’s not actually expecting her too fr rn]
Ali: [even with your level of confidence, just belting out a tune now to him and him alone is not something you can do, shaking your head and hiding in case you’re blushing at the idea like no, no]
Ronan: [do some singing of your own, which is probably not good, to try and get her to join in with you, some silly irish song because we’re deliberately trying to bring those casual just two friends here drinking vibes, no pressure]
Ali: [of course you’re going to because too fun not to and he is cheering you up with it, hence you are properly loling about this and remixing this song and putting it with another for your own amusement]
Ronan: [need to say y’all are drinking out of bottles so that he can blow on it and use it like an instrument to add to this fun time you’re both having]
Ali: [just having your own lil jam sesh here, you love to see it, pretend y’all aren’t sat that close together, mhmm]
Ronan: [at least Ali is cheered up because fuck you girl Ro and y’all have managed to kill time til these pills hit without having to have another awks af convo that’ll make jemily and you wanna die cos Carly has that vibe covered already after the barly convo lol]
Ali: [just here dramatically stopping what you’re doing to hold his head and look into his eyes when they’re getting all saucer-like ‘there you go’]
Ronan: [please resist the urge to kiss her even though you’re STARING into her eyes as intensely and big stroking her hair again and it’s a moment™️ because jali don’t need that level of drama thank you, laugh instead because y’all are high ‘ready?’ for more fireworks whether she joins the party or not]
Ali: [you do be high and it could have definitely gone that way as easily but my boo says not today thank you, get yourself down that ladder and race him to said fireworks thanking you]
Carly: [I’d like it on the record that Carly will throw her arms around Alison the second she sees her and be hugging her like she hasn’t seen her for a million years, so big that she’s spinning her around and off her feet and they could both so easily fall over, no notes, just buzzing this gal is back and happier + Tommy has defs given up with Rosaline at some point while Ali was gone and returned himself so the gang’s all here]
Ali: [the girls are back and we’re going harder with having fun in any way we can which means being more chaotic and messy about this, soz but it must be done]
Carly: [love to see it, I’m not at all soz, the fun doesn’t have to end until we rudely call time on this party cos poor Rocky has to go to A&E, up to that point, fill your boots everyone]
Ali: [we should probably let y’all have a nice time now, even if some of you are high and some of you aren’t, it can be okay lol]
Carly: [it’s deserved, no more drama and only good vibes for a bit please everyone, even if barly is awks af everyone else is okay and there are enough peeps here that y’all don’t need to be interacting]
Ali: [we got our point across with the reaction to him smooching someone else, that’s the main thing, she doesn’t need to let him know that right now, Ali saw]
Carly: [do we wanna move to doing aftermath of this party now with any of the peeps we’re vibing?]
Ali: [sounds good, who do we want to first because no limit to who we can do with who here]
Carly: [hmm, that’s the question]
Ali: [perhaps cali will be the easiest to start with?]
Carly: [good idea, it usually is, do you wanna start it or shall I?]
Ali: [I will, why not, gotta address that awkward vibe the next AM]
Ali: [give her the lowdown on this girl that you’ve gotten from Thomas because not your friend so you didn’t know much, just girly things]
Ali: See, not a thing in common, them two
Carly: oh
Carly: but it dont matter cos i fucked it for myself to be sure
Ali: ah no, he’s seen you 😵💫 plenty before, who’s he holding it against you this time, like
Carly: I said
Carly: my god, I said
Carly: no I can’t, if you’d of seen what he 👀 @ us like 🥊🔪🧨🔨💔
Ali: I feel like all I have to be saying these days are colossally stupid things, especially to those boys
Ali: it’s the hangxiety making you think it’s !! proper though
Carly: the lad for proper reckons im mental & how is it he’s wrong?
Carly: hes just not like
Ali: He does sort of think everyone’s mental, he’s quick with the insults, that one
Ali: I don’t think he really means ‘em as heavy as they come fast, you know?
Carly: ive solved shit’s what I know 🧩💚
Carly: even if he were into me before hes over it now from last night
Ali: Okay, fair, we weren’t being very good detectives 🔎💘
Ali: He does though, they all show it weird
Carly: nah he dont & Im to tell myself before I see him next & make a more massive dope of myself
Ali: You want to get over him?
Carly: theres nothing to get over he can 😍💋🥰💞😘💓 who he wants
Carly: its not me 🔎💘
Ali: But you want to, that’s something to process
Carly: ah ill be grand, be a new lad im after by this week coming 🔮🎱
Ali: Come on, this is me you’re chatting to
Carly: its whats chatted by everybody else & I told u myself im 🪀💜
Ali: But you liked Moses and wouldn’t have bothered with no one else until he did his own 180 on you, I know it’s never as simple as what’s on the grapevine
Carly: we’ve to talk about how the brave little big man is from his 🤕🔥🚑🚨🏥 carry on or your sister
Ali: Like it never happened
Ali: x2
Ali: In different ways, mind but
Carly: did though
Carly: to u & i love sharing my 🍭🍬 but baby I hate when youre sad
Ali: I don’t trust her to know when to stop with this
Carly: so what are we to do?
Carly: you know ill stop coming round there if it means shes better in herself for having you as her own again
Ali: I’m worried I can’t go back as far as she needs me too
Ali: that I’ve strayed too far now
Carly: cos of johno?
Ali: He’s responsible for a lot of it but, there’s so much she’s not done that I have now, it were never like that before
Carly: im sorry, it’s my fault, loads of it
Ali: It isn’t
Ali: she isn’t ready, I have been, ages before we even met and it all changed like that
Carly: idk maybe reading more books & 😍💋🥰💞😘💓 less lads would make her wanna b my mate too
Ali: She deffo has none of the bloody problems we do, maybe she’s got it right after-all
Ali: Ronan makes me feel so guilty, whatever I do
Carly: yea, me too, I get wrong off him all the time for not being you
Carly: boy, trust me, I wish I was 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠
Ali: get away with you
Ali: If you were me, who’d I be best friends with
Carly: away w ye being so 💛👼🌟🧚♀️✨🐝🌞💛🌻
Ali: I’m not, I’m a shocking friend, not one I’d want, he won’t be bothered much longer, guarantee
Carly: hes shocking if hes only bothering himself for your hole
Ali: My head is all 😵💫 poor boy don’t know what he’s to be bothered about, honestly
Carly: he dont want to have the knowing or hed have to put his head down and to what it is he is & isnt bothered by
Ali: and I feel like you wouldn’t be half as !! about Bart if I’d not have put the idea in your head
Ali: I feel shit for that now, like
Carly: its not for you to feel shit about
Carly: I shouldnt tell people whats in my head or how i am underneath the 🎇🥳🍄😵💫💥🤩🌟🥴✨😝☄️
Ali: Yes you should
Ali: I shouldn’t make you feel like you can’t, like everyone else
Carly: I told him idk how to be over yours w out 🍭🍬 i never meant to but he were going on about your parents being about & what a disgrace i am & I just wanted him to know how it is inside of me all the time
Carly: like hed ever ever understand when I dont
Ali: Jesus, why he has to say the things he says, and how
Ali: I really think he thinks he’s giving you useful advice, not just having a go but that don’t excuse it
Ali: He needs to stop
Carly: but hes a point, I do show u up in front of your ma & da
Carly: your sister hates me
Ali: No you never, if I cared, would I invite you round all the time, ‘course not
Ali: Ro doesn’t relate to anyone, it isn’t just you, I swear that too
Ali: they’re only paranoid because of the unfair rep travellers have, got to be the best boys or my parents will be looking down their noses… though I try to explain why my family’d be the last, they still reckon it
Carly: you care for the wrong things, caring about me
Ali: someone’s to, we care about each other
Carly: im 😤😠😡🤬 theres no more I can do to help you than it
Ali: My family is fucked beyond all our magic combined
Ali: I keep trying
Carly: yea, mine too, but I never used to know to try before u showed us
Ali: 🌑🌌🔮🌠🎱🎇💣🌌🌑
Ali: It’s all we can do when everything is 🙃
Carly: least you look cute 🙃
Carly: 🦇
Ali: [send her a pic of Rocky and his bandaged hand] know who you think is cutest, like
Carly: oh now 🥺 look at my man there 👶💪
Ali: He’s not been 😭 so we’ve no call to
Carly: ive no sleep for worrying of him, ive call to 🥱☕️🍭🍬
Ali: He does things like this all the time, you can’t be fretting, he’ll have your life and be bouncing off the walls like it’s nothing, trust us
Ali: 🥱 sounds good, at least I stopped myself doing the stupid thing I wanted to, no apology to him warranted, even if I still feel like it is
Carly: he can have my life idm save us chucking it @ some less worthy lad 👋💚
Ali: I suppose it’s a point
Carly: youre better w explaining, I’m beside myself u cant have my life & give that boy the telling of what I tried to
Ali: you’ll have another chance
Carly: perks of being neighbours like
Carly: yours were a real 👸✨🍰🐶🦪🍾🦢✨ last night btw wow
Ali: She shoulda come over, Brit party an’ everything, fit right in 🥴
Ali: just glad she didn’t try to follow the lads home, be after seeing her around your way constantly if she thought either of them was my boyfriend
Carly: hows she not 💭👀 poor ro ro is, sure, he must’ve been trying hard not to follow after you
Ali: He was trying super hard, even when I was a stupid mess upstairs
Carly: I should’ve come found you it was my turn sorry
Ali: I’m sort of glad he did, no offence, honey
Ali: how hard he tried made me do better than I were gonna
Carly: none taken then 💙👼💛
Ali: you’d be fuming at me if I kissed you just because I was sad and half high too
Carly: I wouldnt but your boyfriend would
Ali: He wasn’t at the party but yeah
Ali: idk, the vibes were off
Carly: watch him find out if it was me you kissed cos hes that in my business
Ali: maybe he likes you really
Carly: ha gas
Carly: u want everybody to like me
Ali: I really wouldn’t on that one, sorry
Ali: I’d look really, really stupid at this point
Carly: contrary to whats said I’m not after collecting em all ♠️ ♣️ ♥️ ♦️
Ali: Never hear the end of it if they were proved right 🙄
Ali: I shouldn’t have messed around with Ronan before, now it’s like, unfinished and weird and I can’t do fuck all about it
Carly: nor I, still, you had sense not to go all the way, better that than what I done w the boy
Ali: Is it? At least that can feel like a proper ending
Carly: yous can be proper friends in the end idk if he & me can
Ali: it shouldn’t matter
Ali: maybe it does, to all boys
Carly: 1 of these days theyll grow themselves up these 1s much as men ever are no more than big 👶😭
Ali: Distractions at best, yeah 😼
Carly: youre my fave distraction so I’ll be 👶😭 my own self you don’t wanna kiss us
Ali: Yeah, yeah
Ali: you know I don’t need 💋 to distract you
Carly: [her mum] is on it for the now
Ali: What’s [her mum] up to this AM?
Carly: [tell her about whatever random man your mum has over still from the night before because keeping the party going clearly but I don’t want to and shan’t think up the grim details, we all know the vibes and how not it they are]
Ali: you’re not up for doing anything then?
Carly: hes already asked me but it’s - craic to take your mammy’s fella from under her before she’s done w him, even Ive heard
Ali: I meant with me, girl
Carly: k 😁💛🌞🌻
Carly: loads better offer
Ali: Too right
Ali: ignoring I ain’t thought of no 💡 yet, I will by the time I’ve got to yours
Carly: I wanna go somewhere we can float off 🧜🧜🏼 don’t have to be the 🌊🐚 long as theres swimming
Ali: No ⚓️s just 💦
Carly: idk how i miss you when i saw you [however long] ago but hey
Ali: Too much in both our heads
Ali: a lot of it 💩
Carly: 🤯💥💩🧠 yea ive a headache & a half off it
Ali: same, those damn 🍭🍬 always do you like that in the cold light of day
Ali: Nothing sea air can’t fix for us
Carly: I love you & I wish that fixed things for us
Ali: I love you and I wish it too, baby
Carly: 🌑🌌🔮🌠🎱🎇💣🌌🌑 all we can do, how u said
Ali: 🙏🍀💘☀️
Ali: We can talk it out ‘til we know what to do
Carly: & if we dont we’ll let the water take us far from all of em
Ali: no problems in paradise
Carly: never ever ☀️🍦🍉🍹👙🍍🌴🤿🥥
Ali: just 2 👼👼 too busy for this bullshit
Carly: youre the only 1 who could say that & not have me think I’m being slagged w it
Ali: Shite at flirting, shite at slagging, sounds of that
Carly: 😶 I’m not at keeping secrets, owed or no
Ali: You should tell your ma her fella’s a creep, that’s no secret so you don’t need to keep it
Carly: she were there when he said it, nothing to tell when hes inviting me to fuck him right in front of her
Ali: That’s really bad, like
Ali: what the fuck [her mum’s name we really should just think of lol]
Carly: she reckons he dont mean it but idk how its gas or no better to be something hes joking about like
Ali: zero craic in being a nonce, idiot man
Carly: - craic but all of them have that
Carly: i could have my da come back round & not work it out cos he’d be after me the same going by her track record
Ali: She is to be ashamed of her taste at her age, I’m afraid…
Ali: will have to break it to her after a few [whatever cocktails your mum is about]
Carly: ah thatd be some good craic 😅 of the sort youre always to be relied upon for
Ali: all said with ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 ‘course
Carly: course ❤️🍄🧡🐅💛🌞💚🍀💙🧿💜🔮
Ali: [at least we’ve got y’all out and trying to live your best lives despite it all, who would you like to do next, bub]
Carly: [hmm, let’s think logically here, who else do we realistically wanna do?]
Ali: [perhaps we post this bit and then think on ‘cos we’re just vibing and rereading rn, there are all the places we can go, including bringing the lads not at this party back on the scene too ofc]
Carly: [valid it is at 27 pages long]
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