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galpalkirk · 8 months
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how can veronica’s mom offer a bounty to get the black hood alive ”or preferably dead”? 😭 that’s not legal bro
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kavaleyre · 20 days
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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mqfx · 4 months
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.
and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.
and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.
frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.
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growing up with a psychologist for a mother was so funny because my sister and i would be like “mo-om why do we have to go to bed now” and she would respond with a long explanation of the research on the effects of sleep on the brain and body followed by another explanation on permissive vs. authoritarian vs. authoritative parenting styles, with citations
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anonymouscomrade · 3 months
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the first log you read in an abandoned laboratory with blood stains on the floor and gouges in the walls:
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Can you draw Percy in a shark onesie and Annabeth in an owl onesie? I need it for a fanfic. Happy birthday by the way, I love your art.
They dance 🎶
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ochibrochi · 4 months
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🐣 ok we are so back………..
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milomilesmib · 4 months
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Imagine if Heroes of Olympus gets a live adaptation and when Hazel is yelling at Jason for wanting to leave Nico behind, Percy starts slow clapping, and at first everyone's like "wtf" then he and Annabeth start singing "oh golly, the road is gettin bumpy. Cause I got me some friends that just can't get along"
Everyone else staring at them in complete confusion
Annabeth and Percy just chilling and singing the song
Tell me that wouldn't be hysterical
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obsidiannebula · 5 months
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Lmao one of Google's witnesses fucked up and leaked the exact percentage of Google's revenue that it shares with Apple in exchange for default search enginge status, a number that has remained redacted up until now
I cannot stress enough that he DID NOT HAVE TO tell the world the Google shares
36
Goddamn
Percent
of its revenue with Apple in order to maintain default search engine status
Since we know that Google paid Apple $26.3 billion in 2021 to be the default search engine on Apple products, that means Google made 73 BILLION DOLL-HAIRS from its default placement agreement with Apple ALONE, which is more than 1/3 of its total search engine ad revenue, which as you can imagine is a huge part of its overall revenue
The same guy also tried to argue that monopolies are somehow good for competition. He didn't even deny that Google has one. Said they should be allowed to expand it, even. You can't make this shit up lmao
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aceofspades1208 · 4 months
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Reading trials of Apollo and Hermes being played by Lin Manuel Miranda makes this line so much funnier
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odinsblog · 2 days
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neuvifuri · 8 months
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childe getting accused of the serial disappearances, which started over twenty years ago, like
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haliaiii · 3 months
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Juno’s champion
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moncuries · 4 months
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carry him away, i prayed, knowing no god would listen.
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