#nobody take this seriously please

[prying-pandora666]

What Your Ship Says About You

It’s so interesting how certain ship fandoms behave relative to their characters.

Zutara fans are deeply passionate and ready to fight at any moment. They don’t care what canon (authority) says, they’ll fight them too. They also have very creative souls and explore possibilities that others wouldn’t have even considered. However they can be hotheaded and their passion can turn to aggression. Just like Zuko and Katara.

Kataang fans are more peaceful usually, content to bask in the zen of being canon. But if you drag them into a fight, they’ll bring the fury like they’re in the Avatar State! They strive to find coherency for the canon couple and accept what they cannot change rather than fight a fruitless battle. Just like Aang and Katara.

Ty Zula fans are fierce and sometimes they say things that don’t make sense to others because it’s based on “vibes” (auras). But if you insult them, they’ll come at you with the full force of their collective might. Just like Ty Lee and Azula.

Toko/Zutoph fans don’t care about the rules and are happy to enjoy their ship without feeling the need to defend it as canon. They’ll hit you over the head with their love for the ship in their memes or stealthily lure you in with fanart. Under their rash surface though, there’s some heartbreaking and vulnerable metas. Just like Toph and Zuko.

Zukka fans are just fun. Although sometimes there’s the occasion where they slip into taking themselves too seriously, and need to remember they have nothing to prove. They’re fine the way they are even if it’s not canon. Just like Zuko and Sokka.

Sukka fans are lovely and I haven’t ever seen them start fights with anyone, and yet Bryke continues to do them dirty and neglect them, even going so far as to imply this ship has broken up. Just like Suki and Sokka.

Maiko fans handle criticisms with smug dismissal and apathy a lot of the time, but set them off and you’ll see another side. It has ardent defenders but most of it seems like a defensive reaction against much more stable ships. Just like Mai and Zuko.

Taang fans are myths of epic proportion. Can’t tell if they never existed or if they simply vanished. Just like Toph and Aang.

Tokka fans are fun and most people will get along with them. But if you’re one of the few to get on their nerves or find them annoying? You’re gonna have a bad time. Just like Toph and Sokka.

Sokkla fans are tactical. They don’t usually get in fights for the ship, they just slowly lower your defenses with beautiful fan art. Sneaking in past your walls, once they’re in they’ll bring the receipts with their metas and brainwash you to their side. Just like Sokka and Azula.

Ty Suki fans are perfect and correct and deserve a giant gay island all to themselves and their girlfriends. Just like Ty Lee and Suki.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #Ship wars #this is a joke #nobody take this seriously please #Zutara #kataang #Ty zula #Toko #zutoph #zukka #sukka #maiko #taang #tokka #sokkla #Ty suki

[yeet-noir]

I know the Love Square is changing a lot right now and some people are confused so I made an up to date diagram to help explain it

Hope it helps! 🥰

#miraculous ladybug #ml #love square #ladynoir #ladrien #marichat #adrienette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #chat noir #ml spoilers #mine #please nobody take it that seriously

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

sam. sam. sammy. started out as a darling 00s emo boy. pretty lad who could've doubled as a frontman in a warped tour band. spiritual baby of my chemical romance's three cheers for sweet revenge. embodiment of his cultural moment and so perceived as too whiny by the narrative and the audience and hated for it. grew up to become a beautiful exhausted woman protagonist for an A24 psychological horror-thriller film. losing her mind. going through exquisite torment. holding it together by a thread, haunted by horrors you would be able to comprehend if the show was still a horror. or at least a drama. too bad she is now stuck in a superhero sitcom where the moment you express a slightly real complex emotion. the audience will start pelting you with tomatoes. for having hysteria.

#now all im thinking about is HELENA blasting at the end of house of wax #please don't pelt me with tomatoes i am at the of the day. a horror lover at heart #also nobody take me seriously it is 4AM i am currently going thru my own sam in 7.17 trenches #i need to PASS OUT #my meta #j.txt

[derekhalesbian]

genuinely how i feel sometimes

#adhd #NOBODY TAKES IT SERIOUSLY EXCEPT PPL WHO ALSO STRUGGLE WITH IT ITS SO FRUSTRATING #kitty needs to chill #neurodivergence #neurodiversity #add #actually adhd #actually add #if i see one more person acting like adhd isn’t an actual debilitating neurological disability #i’m going to fucking scream and no one can stop me #i also would like to point out i said ‘ppl without adhd’ and not ‘neurotypicals’ for A Reason #bc i see some fellow neurodivergents acting like adhd is just…. not a thing #or not as ‘bad’ as other neurodivergencies #or maybe not as impactful would be a better term #and if you’re going to tag this as ‘me but with [other thing]’ please just make your own post

[skyward-floored]

See Christmas in the loz universe wouldn’t be “Christmas” since Christianity was retconned and only arguably canon in the first place so it would make more sense for it to be Hylia related somehow since she shed her divinity in a manner somewhat reminiscent of Jesus Christ but in several games Hylia isn’t even mentioned beyond a lake being named after her so I don’t know if it would be about the three golden goddesses or if Hyruleans would still celebrate Hylia and the meaning was gradually lost throughout the years much like how Christmas in our modern day has been watered down and the Christian aspect is largely ignored or pushed to the side plus I’m not sure if it would be called Hyliamas since the roots of Christmas refer to literally Christ’s Mass and since I don't think they have mass in Hyrule so it would more likely be "Hylia’s Day” or something similar like that

#please nobody take this too seriously it's merely a bunch of thoughts I had #rambles from the floor #legend of zelda #also I bet the legend got warped in such a way that the First Hero became a pseudo-santa claus #but that's whole nother can of worms I think

[stupid-emo-clone-collector]

Everyone's favorite kawaii catboy uwu

#clone high #clone high fanart #glen the janitor clone high #high effort shitpost #please nobody take this seriously #i happen to think im very funny

[mist-dancing]

If abortion was introduced in the warriors universe, do you think the clans would be for or against it

There was a quick conversation about this a while ago, and i’m still on it, if the cats figured out how to perform cat abortions, would they be for or against it?

#top 10 ideas the erins should never ever explore #please nobody take this seriously #warrior cats #warriors #wc #wc polls #i think lizardstripe would be for it

[cocolacola]

deep commentary

#before u rb please dont take this too seriously. #this isnt a personal attack just an observation. nobody is going 2 die ok #bestie told me to put seras back im sorry for posting it the way that it is #''BECAUSE SERAS KILLED MY GRANDMA OK!!🤬🤬'' #listen we get content of her but im talking about stuff that makes me Not want to fall over and die #hellsing #hellsing ultimate

[goldensunset]

ok do not take this the wrong way or accuse me of pissing on the poor or anything but it’s a little odd when people complain about issues like pornbots or other sexual stuff coming up out of nowhere without warning and cite their asexuality as the reason for being annoyed. like yeah ok maybe that’s one additional issue for you but there are so many more reasons than that here and i think they should be addressed. frankly i don’t think any of us should have to live in a world where we get nonstop nsfw shoved in our faces without our consent while just trying to go about our day

#but maybe that’s just me #peach rambles #‘i hate seeing that bc i’m ace!’ i hate seeing that bc 1. i’m in public 2. it’s spam in a completely unrelated place?? #3. it makes any sane person uncomfortable #4. we have no idea what the story behind this image’s creation or distribution is #5. it’s a virus #6. no seriously nobody enjoys that. #like man the rest of us don’t like it either 😭 #again please don’t take this in bad faith

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

like i’m not even an izzy stan but ppl who ARE izzy stans and also think that izzy wasn’t having the time of his life during the toe scene are so boring tbh. this show is full of So Many healthy relationships and characters who are capable of expressing affection in a normal way, and y’all chose the most repressed freak in the show to imprint on and then don’t even enjoy how fucked up he is!! izzy hands is the ONE outlet in ofmd where u can play around with toxic and obsessive romance without getting wildly ooc, and instead of playing with izzy’s fucked up hannibal-esque style of homosexuality portrayed only through acts of violence there are people who are like “actually izzy loves and respects every part of ed” “izzy wasn’t really threatening ed when he told him to watch his step” “izzy was so scared and traumatized during the toe scene” “when izzy smiles and says blackbeard is himself again he’s obviously lying to the crew and himself” boo your takes are lame!!!! don’t call yourself an izzy fan if you can’t accept that the toe thing was the greatest moment of his life

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #dizzy izzy #mine #txt #if this post is in the izcourse tag no it isnt u just dont know how to use tumblr #og #s1e10 #meta #please nobody take this seriously this is like. the Dumbest of fandom discourse topics #im not even giving this my 'fandom crit' tag bc thats for when fans are being like. racist and shitty #this is not actually a thing that matters. if u like izzy and think he's only scared in the toe scene i dont **actually** care #i think you're missing out on a lot of fun but u should not care abt what i think #i just can’t believe the Izzy Stans are the ones who get all pearl-clutchy abt the toe scene #ARE YOU NOT A VILLAINFUCKER??? ARE YOU NOT AN ENJOYER OF FUCKED UP CREEPY MEN????? #i’m the only one who understands izzy and i don’t even like him!! #<-joke (abt being the only one who understands him. i’m not joking when i say i don’t like him)

[unnonexistence]

whoever programmed microsoft excel so that it recognizes dates up to the year 9999 but not before 1900... turn on your location i just want to talk

#personal #i know just enough about programming to be deeply confused as to why they would do this #like it cant be a 'numbers too big' issue right??? because otherwise why 1900 and 9999 #theyre storing the dates as integers why not just start them sooner #yeah nobody cares about the 19th century. lets include 7000 years in the future instead! #microsoft excel #until i hear a good reason im taking this as evidence that we need more humanities people in stem #seriously though if anyone knows please tell me

[chr0nic--pessimist]

What is the purpose of our existence?

to die.

#alice oseman #tori spring #heartstopper #osemanverse #solitaire #heartstopper comics #anonymous #ask #please nobody take this post too seriously #i dont want anyone to take anything on this blog that is like this seriously #please dont hurt yourselves #if you need to talk you know im here on my other account ok?

[neon-moon-beam]

The Real Reason Submas Is Not In Paldea:

There are no trains. They simply would not want to visit a region without any trains.

#submas #ingo #emmet #ingo pokemon #emmet pokemon #how's my shitposting? call 1 800 sht post to report on my shitposting #i seriously hope nobody expected to see them...SV's story was likely finished before PLA's release #and I REALLY SINCERELY hope nobody actually thought we'd see an Emmet villian arc in SV #first of all NOT his personality and NOT how Pokemon does their stories...they do not span across Gens #and I think the devs learned their lesson with PLA that even 10 years after Gen 5 Submas overshadows anything else if they're in a game #putting them in SV would 100% cause other characters and plot lines to take a backseat at best to whatever Submas was up to #anywho this is just a shitpost please do not try and talk headcanons or anything with me as I don't engage with fandom like that thanks!

[ssaalexblake]

The fandom experience is watching Those spi/rk fans say the problem is that they paired spock with the Wrong woman and everybody was fine with Uhura and Spock in the aos movies like i do not remember very easily with no trouble at all the metric shitton of racist misogynistic biphobic sludge that came from fandom from that other thing actually happening in those movies.

Like, I was not even IN the fandom then and I saw all that from the outside, so that means it would have been worse behind the curtain. This is not the argument you think it is.

#trek shit #shipping is not activism #is present in this post #shipping has no moral value #the show potentially shipping spock with uhura is not more moral than what they did do #and frankly considering he's like in her direct chain of command that'd be Worse??? #they skirted that in the movies and gave her the upper hand to make it not be a big wtf #i know we're all on the loser gay website but christ since y'all attributed shipping worth scales on some kind of #morality or representation scale you have gotten so weird about it that #we're like one of those isolated ponds with Weird As Fuck fish in it that exist nowhere else #i'm sorry to let you know but m/f pairings are not wrong in characters with no confirmed sexuality lol #there is a reason nobody takes any of us seriously and it's entitled nonsense like this #we can't even use the term queerbait anymore bc you changed the meaning so awfully that now it's just willthey/won't they #and not active homophobia like please stop

[alsosprachvelociraptor]

When I say "you'll never love Jimmy as much as I do" I mean THIS

#South Park #Jimmy Valmer #I did 160+ Jimmy drawings and therefore I have the Jimmy authority #And this is just the digital drawings! #i do things #It's in chronological order btw #Half joking obviously. He's a cartoon character and I don't own him #But I DO love him very much #I need to state this again but please don't take this seriously. It's just a meme. Nobody loves something more than anyone #It's not a challenge it's ok!

[kyouka-supremacy]

%

#Just read with my own two eyes the take that sskk dating would be illegal in Japan and like. #sorry if this sounds rude but can Twitter please start discourse over it I want to witness it so bad aksvdbksbdjsnsvsksvska #I've been giggling for the last five minutes this. unironically made my day this concept is so so funny I'm ecstatic #Like. I don't even know where to begin I can't stop laughing. But someone thinking that Akutagawa who's like. #a notorious mafioso and serial killer with a reasonably high body count. Would think twice about the legality of dating someone– #two (2) years younger than him???? Like THAT was the issue with dating Atsushi????????I'm hysterical #But even beyond that... I think it kinda speaks of what internet culture become– #that people started thinking dating someone two years younger than you is illegal. wtf. #It is... Guys nobody needs to hear this- except apparently someone does? But dating is never illegal. Having sex with a minor is. #There's like. quite a difference akdbfbskbdjsksbdksbdks #I'm trying so so hard to be polite about this but there's an inner beast inside me that can't help but laugh akdbdjsbsksbsk #I'm sorry there IS some kind of social commentary that could be done here but right now I'm just too busy laughing #And I mean this with no malice seriously!! Best thing I've read all week #Anyways to that person. I love you. Please learn the law. Never change #random rambles