#oh this is /sarcasm btw

[demonholdingalillie]

Guys guys, Sam and Celia will be Fine. Alice will be Fine. Gwen will be Fine.

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Colin's a bit too far gone, but he'll probably Survive. It's okay, they'll all be Fine, I mean, this is the MAGNUS PROTOCAL we're talking about. A series that came after the Magnus Archives and written/edited by the same two dudes, everything's going to be Fine.

#all of that was sarcasm btw #but ig if you manifest enough #but imma stay over hear and laugh #idk why but i find everything finny rn #interested in the theories tho #OH I KNOW #the laughing distracts from The Horrors #it also distracts from weekly waiting for tmagp episodes #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #colin becher #sam #gwen bouchard #tmagp celia #shitpost lol

[dazzlerdrawer]

arranging Tumblr Images so to not chop off their heads :) Not nessicarily outfits I thought they'd wear (well maybe) but practice nonetheless. None of the photos are mine

#im really good at drawing shoes! #thats sarcasm btw #i had fun with these designs tho :3 #josuke #josuke higashikata #oh and i forgot how to spell 'higashikata' so i made it up #i should feel ashamed and i do #jolyne #jolyne cujoh #jolyne kujo #foo fighters #f.f. #ff #jotaro #jotaro kujo #jotaro joestar #my art #jjba #jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #stone ocean #digital art

[oconist]

yuki congratulating the team and dric on his p4, god such an angry little man isn't he?

#f1 #miami gp 2024 #yuki tsunoda #this is obviously SARCASM btw dont get me wrong #bc the whole 'oh no he gets angry while racing! anger issues' jfc all drivers do he just opened his radio more #the solution? he stopped opening his radio every time he gets angry #literally #bc if road rage is real imagine in a high speed car be so fr

[bau-drabbles]

but he’s so old 😭 you can’t really be thinking you’d wanna fuck him 😭

oh no!!! :(( damn you caught us girl, we were all collectively lying about loving hotch because he's too old now 😔 those fanfics and fanarts were just for show and the blogs dedicated to hotch were nothing but silly goofy fun ☹ and wdym we were horny for hotch???? who could ever be horny over a beautiful scrumptious thick muscular tall looking man? 😔 don't worry babe, all the hotch blogs deactivating just for you 🥺 been a nice run ❤

#asks #oh no not hotch ageing!! not in this economy!! what's next?? a grey hair?? ☹☹☹ #feeling v attacked rn 😭 #pls #aaron hotchner #omg btw this was sarcasm thanks <3

[butchfalin]

this is mostly just because i am by nature an overdramatic person for comedic effect and for stress relief but every time i am in a lot of pain i immediately start calling for amputation and/or vivisection. which is usually obviously a joke i think but it does always make things a little awkward when people think i am being serious. however the time i got a concussion and told my friend to amputate my head bc i had a migraine and she tried very gently to explain to me that it wasn't possible was VERY funny objectively... like yes i was concussed but i did still manage to retain some common sense. i understand that a guillotine is not the common cure for a headache. but maybe it should be

#on a related note i have been informed that oftentimes my sarcasm doesn't land because my inflection is completely flat. oh well #anyway if anyone would like to remove my spine and perhaps entire nervous system it's up for grabs rn btw #yeehaw

[theflagscene]

You know, as someone who grew up HoH and didn’t regain most of their hearing until well into their adulthood. I gotta say, useful closed captions and subtitles such as [Exciting Sounds] always helped child me discern what exact sound that was happening on screen.

#btw that was sarcasm #the sign the series #[exciting sounds!] #oh can’t wait! lol

[catboyfurina]

something about marcille and laios loving falin even while monstrous + a Certain Somebody immediately trying to kill her (again) for it (due to the idea of better dead than monstrous) + recurring themes im picking up of monsters as the Other and the toudens being very autistic coded (othered) just like. idk. im connecting dots

#beeep #dunmeshi #also like? that thing people do where they see autistic woman and go quirky girl :) but then those same behaviors in a man are signs of fai #ure. which is misogyny btw like of the infantilization etc kind. an inability to see complexity in women etc etc #anyway #yeah. im monsters . toudens are monsters. i love them. thank u for attending my ted talk #(oh i forgot the crux of it which isssss monstrosity as paralleling disabilities. like she nearly died and came back wrong and is rejected #for it.... better off dead than Wrong yk. just. raaaaahwr) #to be clear theres a lot of sarcasm on n off in the tags

[lightbulb-warning]

i like keeping all my wips open because otherwise they go straight into "i forgor"-ville (population? everything im not currently staring at.)

my laptop fucking HATES it though. very unsupportive of you, bestie. wdym you can't handle the weight of 12 different overly ambitious projects at once?? massive you problem, you inanimate object.

#/lh #hi i know i haven't uploaded anything art related in THREE WHOLE DAYS #i know right? completely unprofessional of me. #/sarcasm #dont worry i know i have unreasonable expectations for myself. it's just how i have fun! #“aim for the moon because if you miss you still end up among the stars 🥴” except i am launching myself out a window with a firecracker #thus am impressed by any achieved elevation at all. idk metaphors are hard. you get it. #anyway just here to bitch and moan about my physical form preventing me from dishing out unlimited amounts of drawings #my physical vessel do be acting subpar as of recently. groan. hate it when can't get good am i right kids #new symptoms unlocked! randomly just. crashing? idk how to best describe it #“guess im on the floor for the next five minutes. love your ceiling btw very ceiling-y” #the social circle is lovely though they've really taken it (maoira corpse era) in stride im really happy about that #*maiora (i really should have chosen a fake name that doesn't make my dyslexic ass implode but it's funnier this way) #i got my blood stats results back tho! mayhaps the docs might figure out what the hell is wrong with moi??? #i sincerely ✨doubt✨ it because the medical system always finds new ways to screw people over #groan #oh well literally nothing else i can do about this #the tone is lighthearted i am speaking lightheartedly im having a chuckle at my own expense for funsiez!! #wow i really appreciate you asking about my day! (yes. you totally *did* do that) how was yours?? #/genuine question since you're still here reading my tags #fun fact! all my electronics are named Apοllo. all of them. #thanks for reading have a nice day take care of yourself buhbye!! #shut up maiora #anecdote anthology #gargantuan levels of eepy in me rn

[waitineedaname]

i love playing the fun gambling game of figuring out whether revealing my gender to people will be in my favor or not

#i feel like telling the university application that im genderqueer works in my favor #because they might have a diversity quota theyre trying to meet or something #but then when I'm applying for housing I'm having to be like oh yeah im totally 100% a female tenant don't even worry about it #btw this is sarcasm. i do not love doing this

[evadingreallife]

I will not get into fights with random users who cannot understand jokes or tones or mock-fights i will not get into fights with random users who cannot understand jokes or tones or mock-fights i will not-

#oh! op must think they're objective! i shold go do my civic duty and disabuse #them of that notion! #oh! not a lick of #sarcasm or jokes in here! #this is still about the best tea poll #which again #WAS IN JEST ALL TEA IS GOOD TEA #i cant believe i need to spell it out so much #or that someone would see my subjective opinions and think #eugh #i will not pick a fight with random users for being tone deaf i WILLL NOT #*breathes heavily* #and again. this is tumblr. why are you taking things seriously. when was the last time you read a take on here and went #i mean #cmooooon #btw i just realized tumblr cut off half of my tags lol #but this is low key funnier so its okay

[chickalupe]

Oh, just got an ask for the fabled “sick cat” scam I’ve seen so much about! 

...Does this mean I’m finally famous on Tumblr Dot Com?!?!

#this is sarcasm btw #i blocked and reported this blog immediately #i got a little chuckle tho #scam asks #fake sick cat scam #scammers #be careful out there y'all #oh tumblr you so crazy etc.

[fistful-of-rage]

drifloon and gastly for the ask game! - @struggling-bug

drifloon was smth i take seriously. dunno y drifloon was chosen for this. dusknoir gives that vibe more but they r all 1st stages and duskull rly doesn’t fit it so yh. anyway, wellbeing. sm of u lot might’ve seen that coming w the stuf i post like the recent polly one. well that post wasn’t srs but u get wht i mean. i help where i can w others, i try w myself. i know what not having it can be like and i wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

gas leak, am i sarcastic? ye hard 2 tell isn’t it

ty diego

#that’s a hard yes btw. i ain’t good at seeing sarcasm sometimes so in case any of u r the same. here it is in plain #ghost type ask gamw #fuck i spelt ask game wrong in the tag #oh well #ask game #pkmn irl #pokeblog #pokeblr #rotomblr

[official-saul-goodman]

Cooking YouTuber with his own hobby farm voice: here's a hack for infinite garlic, first you need your own very large plot of land-

#PISS OFF LMAO #OH IT'S SUCH A HACK TO GROW VEGETABLES #that's sarcasm btw

[proteusolm]

I love fish and wildlife. Today in class I got to gag while blindly shoving my arm into the thoracic cavity of a dead coyote because I didn't want to cut it open further lest I unleash more of the noxious gasses inflating the digestive tract, but wanted to remove and weigh the heart.

#This isn't sarcasm I love to experience #Yesterday I suitured a battery into a dead fish #Oh btw it wasn't 'gross' gagging it was hell smell gagging

[ghostlysoupcan]

therapy being sensationalized is the worst fucking shit ever bc you cant go onto ONE therapy video for youtube without it being like 'heres why these people dealing with these issues are gross unfeeling inhuman Things' and a bunch of self described superempaths agreeing with them in the comments

#its fucking exhausting the way theyre all about healing until the person has Bad Person Disease and theyre like actually you should be shot #do you people not realize how close any of you could be to becoming Person With Asshole Disease based on what others spin about you? #i use the capitalized words with heavy sarcasm btw #even if youre not in danger of it its like a society that fucking demonizes not emoting right or having the right reactions and its like Hm #where have i heard that before. #i refuse to accept fucking platitudes or support from somebody who is like oh youre fine but those Nasty Sociopaths- #like im autistic and i have the emotional range of a brick thanks to horrific abuse i have more in common with them than YOU #id be put on crystal empath TikTok and torn to shreds for not getting social cues right.

[lunarnebulas-system]

vent //

cant wait to get disability money and move away from my parents and live with my partner and be happy and not deal with anything anymore!!! 👍

#nothing happened it’s just #been thinking about how my family caused 95% of my mental problems i have!!!!!!!!!!! #if it weren’t for her i’d just be a normal and palatable autistic 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊☺️😊😌😁😍😂😇😚😅🤪🙂🤪🤪😜🤪😚😋 #okay some of that goes to my teachers #but still!!!!!! #being with the one who traumatized me the most is unhealthy i’m pretty sure [sarcasm] #*oh ‘her’ being my mom btw djjfhd #other members did shit but she did more damage #which is funny because i’ve literally gotten other rlly bad shit done to me!!! #sorry #vent #vent post #vent cw