I have Gael singing this god-awful rendition of "I Want You Want Me" stuck in my head since I watched Rudo y Cursi the other day.
Send help.
Here's the video if you want to inflict it on yourself for some reason. 😂
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@staff the new layout SUCKS. I want the OLD one! Or at least give us the option. I also hate that over half of my view is now various columns & crap making my view look like I'm on outlook or some other email server and not like the escape into NOT-work that I crave
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people are like “being in love is so wonderful! It’s amazing!” And then you actually fall in love and it is actual torture
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running on the assumption that everything was truly an act purely bc of the humour of it rn and having a blast thinking about Dazai and Chuuya planning their Meursault mission like:
Dazai: and then you bite me in the neck just to make it seem real
Chuuya: what
Dazai: what
Chuuya: ???
Dazai:
Dazai, dejected: okay we’ll leave that part out
or imagine Dazai just casually slipping it into the conversation and moving on thinking Chuuya was just gonna let it slide like:
Dazai: you're gonna shoot me in the head
Chuuya: ok
Dazai: then you'll bite me in the neck and i'll pretend to twitch and
Chuuya: PAUSE. run that back
Dazai: i'll pretend to twitch?
Chuuya: before that
Dazai: you'll bite me
Chuuya: ew
Dazai: wdym EW
Chuuya: why would i do that
Dazai: FINE
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y'know it IS possible to take the final fifteen at emotional face value and STILL believe there's more going on than the immediately obvious. it IS possible to say that aziraphale knew he was essentially being threatened and didn't have a choice but to accept the offer and STILL believe the devastation and heartbreak (and the desire to take crowley with him!) was real. it IS possible to acknowledge that he did look nervously sideways multiple times during their conversation because he was scared of crowley's confession being overheard and STILL believe what was being spoken by both of them was the raw and vulnerable truth. it IS possible to understand that making crowley an angel again was perceived as restorative justice in aziraphale's eyes (and that his entire brain was fried the moment this offer was suddenly on the table) and STILL believe him thinking this was a viable solution was utterly misguided and inappropriate and hurtful towards crowley. it IS possible to say that there are many layers to this scene and STILL believe that none of it was acted or fake or a ploy. etc etc etc
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Love the idea that Leo’s portal and teleportation based fighting style can heavily parallel the types of stuff you’d see in magic acts. Disappearing and reappearing, pulling stuff out of a hat/portal, sleight of hand and other such methods of averting the audience’s/enemies’ attention from what you’re trying to do, etc.
It’s genuinely pretty neat to see and I wish his love of magic acts and magicians was brought up more often because it and his other interests tie into each other and in turn his whole self so neatly.
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DAILY PORNBOT FOLLOWER MAINTENANCE REPORT
It’s an internal, infernal infestation.
🔥🤖🪳🪳🫠🪳🪳🤖🔥
🪳The cost of doing business on tumblr🪳
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oh btw wilhelm taking off the purple nail polish crushed my heart into pieces
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one of my favorite (/sarcastic but not really cuz its like funny idk) things in fandoms is when people make ocs or self inserts or 'x readers' being shipped with characters, but the oc/sona/reader is literally just another character from the source material.. its like youre shipping the characters but didnt want to admit it, so you made a kinsona and branded it as something else..
and its NEVER subtle, actually its super blatant every time and im always shocked when nobody points it out..
i have seen uncountable saiki k x readers where the description is like:
"saiki meets someone whose thoughts he cant read for the first time, and even though he doesnt trust her at first, she keeps proving that she is kind and has good intentions!" you mean nendo? reader is girl nendo?
"this time, he meets a girl whose thoughts honestly match up with her spoken words almost perfectly for the first time!" hairo. youre shipping saiki with girl hairo.
"saiki meets someone whose thoughts are too fast and jumbled to re-" ITS AKECHI, THATS AKECHI, ITS LITERALLY AKECHI.
"saiki meets someone whose just as immune to teruhashi as he is for the first and only tim-" this is hairo again, awe bae you secretly LOVE haisai ?!?
"saiki sees his old childhood friend for the first time in years after an incident caused them to be apart and then they fall in lov-" WHY DID YOU EVEN WRITE THIS AND NOT CALL IT SAIKECHI.
its even funnier when they say its like that characters little sister, but the way they write it is still literally just the character, like their personality, dialogue, even their relationship, is the same..
not all of them fit this exactly, but the ones that take a boy character and turn them into a girl oc to ship them with a boy, it reminds of how in equestria girls they couldnt make applejack and rarity endgame so they gave them boyfriends who looked IDENTICAL to each other.. thats what youre creating, guys, youre creating heterosexual rarijack.
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