Baby and the Bees: Out of Service
Yang and Blake are co-sleeping with the baby until they can get a proper bassinet. The baby sleeps best on Yang's chest because of her natural warmth, so Blake had to change her side of the bed to keep snuggling her girlfriend/fiancée/wife.
Yang: (wakes up from a dead sleep with a scream)
Blake: Yang! Are you alright?! What's wrong?! Is the baby okay?!
Yang: (bright red and frozen stiff) y-y-y-yeah.... s-she's fine.. b-but I think... uh... I t-think she's hungry...
Blake: What? (Sees Yang's chest where the baby has firmly "latched" on, ears flicking) O-Oh! U-um...
Yang: (shrieking in a whisper as she flexes against dropping the baby to flail her remaining arm frantically) Dammit, kid! Those are out of service! You're not getting anything out of 'em!
Blake: (pulls baby off of Yang's tit) No, Sweetheart. Those are mine. (Takes a fussing baby into the kitchen to make a bottle)
Baby: (downs bottle with ears flicking happily and promptly passes out after being burped)
Blake: (nestles back into bed next to Yang with the baby curled into her belly) Soooo-
Yang: I don't want to talk about it. (Ducks head underneath her pillow)
The next morning:
Blake: Gods Dammit!
Yang: Ha! Not so funny now, is it?!
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Well I guess it wouldn't hurt to try huh
They grab at the chain on Antis neck and start to give it a light tug, when it doesn't budge they apply more strength. For some reason this action doesn't seem to be with good intentions but rather for a malicious reason as suggested by the sinister smile on their face.
The need of escape left the demon with his guard down. He'd hoped that this option would allow him freedom and rush to the dapper before anything goes wrong.
Unfortunately, everything has gone wrong.
Anti watched as this asker had taken a gander at the chains that restrain his mobile abilities. The struggle went for a moment but then something alarmed the demon. While watching this character attempt what he thought was of goodness of their heart, the smile was a dead give away that they didn't wish to help. It was as if they were well aware of what would happen once these chains were tampered with.
His eyes widen-
̴̸̡̢̺̖̠͍͉̘̜̝̭͇̫͖̐ͯ̅ͮ͊ͣ̃ͥͯ̒ͫ͆͜ ̷̷̨̧̛̘̞̙͚̟̙̺̩͙̠͚̪͕̯͇ͨ͊͐͛̅ͥ̽̏̇̈́̉̽ ̛̞͉͈̦̝̩̟̩͍͍̹̩͎̱̟̮͖ͧ̉̆̿͋̾́̈́̊͆̃͂́ͨ̌̐͡ͅ ̶̡̡̡̱̳̫̦̜͖̤̼̠̦͇̮ͪ̊̒̅̒̉ ̲͔̞̫̤͓͚̮̽ͪ́̊̒͘͢ ̴̨̡͕̦̙̣̟́̊̓ͬ̾́͌̔ͬ͡ ̈́ͭͫͨ̓͂̒̚͝҉̖͎̱̩͕̙̭ ̡̈́̐̓͛̓͆̌ͦ͆͡҉̫̮̥̤͓̮̲̠̦̘̜̼̥̝͕͔̫͚͉ ̵̴̴̧̺̜̲ͪ̉́͛͝ ̵͉̟͔͖͉̋̋̿̋̈́ͯ̏͌ͣͩ̕͢ ̡͔̞̪̥͎͎͗ͣ̑̓̽͒͒̕͡͞ ̧̙͉͉̫͕̹͕̲͗́̏̔̐ͥͬ̌͂͌ͥͩͬͨ̏͆̎͊̎͜͟ ̷̖̣͈̫̰̜̟͚̑̈̈́ͦ̉ͨͯ̿͐͊ͯ́͠͞ ̨̢͙̲͓͎͓͇̠̤̫̱̝̪͂̀́̂́͢ͅ ̶̷̡̛̭̖̪̬̖͙̣̺̥̬̼̤͉̟̖͓̭̰̔͊̅̑͋̇̉͊̋̍̓̃̓̇͋̏̀̍ͅ ̸̢̥͕̝̺̭̪̆͊͋̃͂ͪ̿̂ ̢̛̠̜̖̖̬͉̗̜͓̱͎̞͙̟͚͕͉̟̅̎̉͗̄̊͐͆͒ ̧̧̹͖̫̜͚͔̙̝̭̘̫̜̖̤͓̯̐̅ͪͪ̈͐̂̈̐̓͒͌ͯ̓̋͂̉͐͡ ̡̭̲̠͚͔̪̪͕̩ͮ̈́̆̔͑̎͟͡ͅ ̢̼͎̞͇͕͚ͧͨ̄ͪ̎̎ͩ̃ͥ͞ͅ ̴̛͓̭͓̣̎̑̍̓̌̀͢ ̵̨̨͉̗͍̫͉̲̪͖͓̗̜̩̤̱̮̬ͤ̄̌ͥ̓͊ͨ̇̎̍̅̍ͥ̽̈́ͮͪ̚ͅ ̷̡̦̩̝͓͎͇̘̤̤̰̼̥ͩͦ̎ͥ̽͟ ̷̸ͭ̑̐ͩͬͧ̾̾͗ͪ̇̑ͨ͂ͮ͝҉̲͖͓͎̙͙̞̳͔̬̗̠̫ ̷̢̰͍̜̟̘̖̖͉͋̾̓͊̆ͤ͑ͦ̔ͯ̈́ͤ̽̐̀̀̚͞͝ ̛͗̅͆̄ͮ͌̓͂̐̂̏̚͡҉͍̟͍͉̘̩͔͇̟̫̘̳͕̰ ̵̙̦̤͖ͧͯ͐ͯ̀͊͘͟ ̴̢̢̳̩͕͖͌̑͛̐ͪͧ̽͐̍̾ͣͥ̍̏̅ͭ̚͟͡ ̯͙̜͉̖͇̠̈́̃͑ͭ̏̃͆̃ͪͣ̀ͤͧͬ̆ͪ͒͐ͧ͟͜͝͞ ̤̰̯̥̗̱̒̄̃͊̇̿̿́͘ͅ ̶̈́ͮ̄ͯ́̿̊́̆ͥͣ͊̌ͨ́ͦ́̚̚҉͉͇͓̝͖̲͕̝̱̹̙ ̼̜̜̠̲̱̼̞͚̖͍ͧ̔ͤ̐͒ͩ̓̽͋͂̇̓́̀ ̵̴̨̦̬̘̙̲̭̜͕͉̪͛̇̍̅ͣͪ̄ͅ ̧̨̟̳̥̺̥̲̦̜ͬ̍̇̓ ̛̮̟̞̪̩̹̜̙̺͎ͣ͗ͣ̔̍̽̎ͩ̽̎̎̅ͬ͛͊̉̇ͬ̈́͟ ̵̵̴̹͍̟̰̬̯͓̗̩̱̯̘̳̩̪̥̥͗ͭ̆̾̏̐ͤͪ̅ͬ̉̑̔͆̽ͅ ̶̛̛̛̰̻͚̗̘̠͍͎̤͍̳̙͔̪̩̥̹̝̅͂ͥ̉̋͒ͧͣ̕ͅ ̡̾ͬ̇̿̇ͭͫͨ͐͆̀̓ͦ̀͟҉҉͙͈̳̰̥͇̤ ̧̡̜͉̞͉̣͍̬̊̈́ͭͪ͂̀̒ͪ̌̑͛͒ͦ͆͐̾͑̇̀ͅ ̧̛͌̄̋̃ͯ̊̔̎̈́́ͪ̾͊ͣ̍҉͏͉̳̟̞̘̪̩̲̲ ͋ͬͬ̈͌͡͏҉̸̯̘̟̥͉̻͎̬͙̥̖̥̬̝̗ͅ ̴̡͎̫̩̠̮̖̺̙̲̩͎̻̫̖͖͓̟̼͓̈́̒ͬ͂ͯͤ̐̃̀ ͋̄ͩ̍̌͛̈͊͏̛̦̺̟͎̥̞̞͚̻̪͉̱̀͡ ̋ͨ̀ͬ̽͏̷̢̦̲̼̩̙̥̘͡ͅͅ ̶̽ͭ̎ͪͤͪ͂̌̀ͫ͘͢͡͏̯̦̘̩ͅ ͧ̓͛̓͒͐ͩͪ́̅͆̚͏͜҉̨̱͖͎͎̞͟ ̵͔̗̰̫͈̻̪̳̰͎͇̦̤̻̹̦͕̇ͤ̒͊ͩͤ͜ͅ ̶̷̡̨̬̲̬̤̟͍̘͚̭͎̜͖̦͓̥̥̬̆̉̈͑ͧͭ̽ͪ̍̑̓̍ͥ̃̽͜ ̴̵̢̣̫̮̞̗̠͆̈̊ͦ͑ͩͨ̓̈̄͋̓̃̓͘͡ ̨͇͖̦̙̹̜̭̲͚͉̔͛ͥ́̇̂ͮ̈́̔ͭͧͧͤͭ͑͑̚̚͟͝ ̖̭̟̝͉̯͕̫̏̈̉̇̐̿͆͑͆ͭ̃͞ ̛̜͔̙̮̣̻̟̟̹̞̀̏̌͛͗̐̾͋̍̂ͯ̾̒́̚͘ ̛͈̜̠͚̫̬̻͖̝̖͕̲̻͚̀ͤ͋̄̿̾͂̽͂ͥ̈̑̈́̀́͘ ̵̼̗̯̪̪̳̭̞͔͙͍̣̘͈͓̘̹̝͈ͤͣ̑̄̾ͬ̿́ ̵̬͓̲̳̰͖̹͈̺̠̹̹̥͕̗̥͑͊ͥ̐͑̊͂̌̔ͯͦ͠ ̖̘̙̲̳̼̫̳͎̺ͥ͛ͣ̂̂͠ ̴̸̧̡̢̺͖̯̦̺̖̠͍͉̘̜̝̭͇̫͖͆̿̈̊ͥ̄̐̈́̐ͯ̅ͮ͊ͣ̃ͥͯ̒ͫ͆̚͜͜ͅ ̷̷̨̧̛̘̞̙͚̟̙̺̩͙̠͚̪͕̯͇ͨ͊͐͛̅ͥ̽̏̇̈́̉̽ ̛̞͉͈̦̝̩̟̩͍͍̹̩͎̱̟̮͖ͧ̉̆̿͋̾́̈́̊͆̃͂́ͨ̌̐͡ͅ ̶̡̡̡̱̳̫̦̜͖̤̼̠̦͇̮ͪ̊̒̅̒̉ ̲͔̞̫̤͓͚̮̽ͪ́̊̒͘͢ ̴̨̡͕̦̙̣̟́̊̓ͬ̾́͌̔ͬ͡ ̈́ͭͫͨ̓͂̒̚͝҉̖͎̱̩͕̙̭ ̡̈́̐̓͛̓͆̌ͦ͆͡҉̫̮̥̤͓̮̲̠̦̘̜̼̥̝͕͔̫͚͉ ̵̴̴̧̺̜̲ͪ̉́͛͝ ̵͉̟͔͖͉̋̋̿̋̈́ͯ̏͌ͣͩ̕͢ ̡͔̞̪̥͎͎͗ͣ̑̓̽͒͒̕͡͞ ̧̙͉͉̫͕̹͕̲͗́̏̔̐ͥͬ̌͂͌ͥͩͬͨ̏͆̎͊̎͜͟ ̷̖̣͈̫̰̜̟͚̑̈̈́ͦ̉ͨͯ̿͐͊ͯ́͠͞ ̨̢͙̲͓͎͓͇̠̤̫̱̝̪͂̀́̂́͢ͅ ̶̷̡̛̭̖̪̬̖͙̣̺̥̬̼̤͉̟̖͓̭̰̔͊̅̑͋̇̉͊̋̍̓̃̓̇͋̏̀̍ͅ ̸̢̥͕̝̺̭̪̆͊͋̃͂ͪ̿̂ ̢̛̠̜̖̖̬͉̗̜͓̱͎̞͙̟͚͕͉̟̅̎̉͗̄̊͐͆͒ ̧̧̹͖̫̜͚͔̙̝̭̘̫̜̖̤͓̯̐̅ͪͪ̈͐̂̈̐̓͒͌ͯ̓̋͂̉͐͡ ̡̭̲̠͚͔̪̪͕̩ͮ̈́̆̔͑̎͟͡ͅ ̢̼͎̞͇͕͚ͧͨ̄ͪ̎̎ͩ̃ͥ͞ͅ ̴̛͓̭͓̣̎̑̍̓̌̀͢ ̵̨̨͉̗͍̫͉̲̪͖͓̗̜̩̤̱̮̬ͤ̄̌ͥ̓͊ͨ̇̎̍̅̍ͥ̽̈́ͮͪ̚ͅ ̷̡̦̩̝͓͎͇̘̤̤̰̼̥ͩͦ̎ͥ̽͟ ̷̸ͭ̑̐ͩͬͧ̾̾͗ͪ̇̑ͨ͂ͮ͝҉̲͖͓͎̙͙̞̳͔̬̗̠̫ ̷̢̰͍̜̟̘̖̖͉͋̾̓͊̆ͤ͑ͦ̔ͯ̈́ͤ̽̐̀̀̚͞͝ ̛͗̅͆̄ͮ͌̓͂̐̂̏̚͡҉͍̟͍͉̘̩͔͇̟̫̘̳͕̰ ̵̙̦̤͖ͧͯ͐ͯ̀͊͘͟ ̴̢̢̳̩͕͖͌̑͛̐ͪͧ̽͐̍̾ͣͥ̍̏̅ͭ̚͟͡ ̯͙̜͉̖͇̠̈́̃͑ͭ̏̃͆̃ͪͣ̀ͤͧͬ̆ͪ͒͐ͧ͟͜͝͞ ̤̰̯̥̗̱̒̄̃͊̇̿̿́͘ͅ ̶̈́ͮ̄ͯ́̿̊́̆ͥͣ͊̌ͨ́ͦ́̚̚҉͉͇͓̝͖̲͕̝̱̹̙ ̼̜̜̠̲̱̼̞͚̖͍ͧ̔ͤ̐͒ͩ̓̽͋͂̇̓́̀ ̵̴̨̦̬̘̙̲̭̜͕͉̪͛̇̍̅ͣͪ̄ͅ ̧̨̟̳̥̺̥̲̦̜ͬ̍̇̓ ̛̮̟̞̪̩̹̜̙̺͎ͣ͗ͣ̔̍̽̎ͩ̽̎̎̅ͬ͛͊̉̇ͬ̈́͟ ̵̵̴̹͍̟̰̬̯͓̗̩̱̯̘̳̩̪̥̥͗ͭ̆̾̏̐ͤͪ̅ͬ̉̑̔͆̽ͅ ̶̛̛̛̰̻͚̗̘̠͍͎̤͍̳̙͔̪̩̥̹̝̅͂ͥ̉̋͒ͧͣ̕ͅ ̡̾ͬ̇̿̇ͭͫͨ͐͆̀̓ͦ̀͟҉҉͙͈̳̰̥͇̤ ̧̡̜͉̞͉̣͍̬̊̈́ͭͪ͂̀̒ͪ̌̑͛͒ͦ͆͐̾͑̇̀ͅ ̧̛͌̄̋̃ͯ̊̔̎̈́́ͪ̾͊ͣ̍҉͏͉̳̟̞̘̪̩̲̲ ͋ͬͬ̈͌͡͏҉̸̯̘̟̥͉̻͎̬͙̥̖̥̬̝̗ͅ ̴̡͎̫̩̠̮̖̺̙̲̩͎̻̫̖͖͓̟̼͓̈́̒ͬ͂ͯͤ̐̃̀ ͋̄ͩ̍̌͛̈͊͏̛̦̺̟͎̥̞̞͚̻̪͉̱̀͡ ̋ͨ̀ͬ̽͏̷̢̦̲̼̩̙̥̘͡ͅͅ ̶̽ͭ̎ͪͤͪ͂̌̀ͫ͘͢͡͏̯̦̘̩ͅ ͧ̓͛̓͒͐ͩͪ́̅͆̚͏͜҉̨̱͖͎͎̞͟ ̵͔̗̰̫͈̻̪̳̰͎͇̦̤̻̹̦͕̇ͤ̒͊ͩͤ͜ͅ ̶̷̡̨̬̲̬̤̟͍̘͚̭͎̜͖̦͓̥̥̬̆̉̈͑ͧͭ̽ͪ̍̑̓̍ͥ̃̽͜ ̴̵̢̣̫̮̞̗̠͆̈̊ͦ͑ͩͨ̓̈̄͋̓̃̓͘͡ ̨͇͖̦̙̹̜̭̲͚͉̔͛ͥ́̇̂ͮ̈́̔ͭͧͧͤͭ͑͑̚̚͟͝ ̖̭̟̝͉̯͕̫̏̈̉̇̐̿͆͑͆ͭ̃͞ ̛̜͔̙̮̣̻̟̟̹̞̀̏̌͛͗̐̾͋̍̂ͯ̾̒́̚͘ ̛͈̜̠͚̫̬̻͖̝̖͕̲̻͚̀ͤ͋̄̿̾͂̽͂ͥ̈̑̈́̀́͘ ̵̼̗̯̪̪̳̭̞͔͙͍̣̘͈͓̘̹̝͈ͤͣ̑̄̾ͬ̿́ ̵̬͓̲̳̰͖̹͈̺̠̹̹̥͕̗̥͑͊ͥ̐͑̊͂̌̔ͯͦ͠ ̖̘̙̲̳̼̫̳͎̺ͥ͛ͣ̂̂͠ ̧̺͖̯̦͆̿̈̊ͥ̄̐̈́̚͜ͅ
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Sorry temporarily out of service
Downtown, LA, CA
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Garnet Phosphor by out of service feat. GUMI
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Today's featured song is: "Secret Paprika" by Out of Service feat. IA!
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Woozy~ Woozy~
Is Doraemon sleepy?
Sleepy boozy?
Chillin’ in a coffin.
Heavy eyes.
Tongue out.
Melonpan headband.
Style!
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How I've been feeling lately
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∞
"Mapless, I’ve always, always wandered this pathless place
Where can I buy a hand of salvation?"
M’AIDER Stranded Girl by out of service
the phrase "a hand of salvation" tickles my brain (pos)
Ask Game Link
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Once busy payphones, now out of service...
NightCafe AI
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