#pepper accidentally on instinct: sorry mr. parker had urgent business to attend to

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #130

You know that trope where SI employees call Peter "Stark Jr."?

Fic where Tony learns about this and loves it. One night, at one of their weekly Ironfam dinners, he gleefully brags about it in front of May

In retaliation, May says to Tony, "Okay, Parker Sr."

No angst miscommunications, just hilarity. Everyone knows this is about the honor of being included in each other's families

#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #now when tony is acting extra fatherly rhodey happy and pepper all call him mr. parker #when peter is being confident or dramatic they all call him mr. stark #peter as he gets home: if i have to study for one more minute i will DIE. i will HURL MYSELF INTO THE SUN. #may: what happened? #happy: mr. stark is not enjoying his mandatory sat prep time #when tony leaves a meeting in a rush because midtown called: #pepper accidentally on instinct: sorry mr. parker had urgent business to attend to #tony stark #peter parker #may parker #if this leads to conspiracy theories of truly epic proportions what of it? #iron dad and spider son #irondad #iron dad #spiderson #spider son #stark industries #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements