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Savage Sunset Chapter 6S

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i prommy i'm also working on my essay but my blorbos are scratching on the inside of my brain and i'm eager to get to the comfort part of the hurt/comfort jasdklsjkd;las I hope you all enjoy

Here is the corresponding chapter in the complementary story.

Content/Content warnings for this chapter: Nonconsensual bondage/restraint/being trapped, gag/muzzle, heavy emotional distress, whump of a transmasculine character.

Lex felt so fucking guilty for telling him everything was going to be OK.

She didn’t know why she’d done it. It’d seemed to make him feel better in the moment, but after that initial comfort surely it must have made him feel infinitely worse. They’d both known it was a lie.

Lex and Ari got roped into supervising Nick while the coffin was open quite a lot at the start, because they were both injured and therefore couldn’t hunt and therefore were spending a lot of time sitting around the compound doing nothing in particular.

Lex was fine with this at first. She’d decided he deserved it, after all. But her stony facade broke after the first day or two. He was terrified and in pain and clearly asking for help without words.

Please stop looking at me like that. You earned this.

After what must have been a grand total of six or seven times babysitting Nick as he experimented on his vampire captive, Lex quit mid-session, staunchly refusing to come back.

He was a mass murderer. He was a monster in any sense of the word.

So why did she feel guilty? Every time Ari caught her crying thinking about his situation, Ari reminded her this was a vampire, and a bad one, a pitiless creature who put no value on human life, and that his captivity here was preventing him from hurting anyone else.

The captivity is not what made Lex feel guilty. If they had just been keeping him captive, Lex would have felt A-OK about that. No, it was the sounds she heard every time she passed the basement, the pitiful muffled screams and Nick’s soft yet merciless voice. The rattling of chains and the sobbing she heard every time, because you had to pass the basement to enter and exit the building. Occasionally there would be the smell of something burning.

She tried not to think about it too much. Just ignore it. You know he deserves it. This is an emotional reaction, not a logical one. He’s a monster that’s in the shape of a human to hunt more efficiently, he’s like a parrot, he’s mimicking the sounds that evoke the urge to help in humans.

But she couldn’t just ignore it when Nick started showing up to their weekly all hands meetings to report the results of his experiments. He brought photos, which he proudly reported he developed himself in the dark room. He arranged them in a notebook alongside his notes and the results, like a ghoulish scrapbook.

The first week, he showed them all a photo of the vampire’s naked back, a gradient of burns running up along his spine. Nick proudly reported that he’d tested a variety of silver alloys, and he’d discovered that a weapon with a coating that was 60% silver and 40% steel yielded results that weren’t significantly different from a weapon that was 100% silver, and since silver was getting harder and harder to find, this could save the hunters quite a lot of money. The steel also made the weapons more durable and more effective in combat.

The second week, he reported that he’d tried a variety of sedatives, poisons, and anesthesias and found that none of them were successful, as he’d suspected. He did, however, develop a type of dart that delivered a shot of silver colloid into the bloodstream, which was as close as he’d gotten to a poison and which caused seizures when administered.

The third week, he reported he’d developed a device that can replicate the effects of sunlight, which could be effective in a situation where silver bullets weren’t available. Nick pointedly did not show any pictures that time. Lex later found out that was because the pictures were so incredibly graphic that even Nick knew they wouldn’t be well received; the charred flesh was so melted and burned away that bone was visible at certain points.

It went on and on like this. The experiments started to get gradually less justifiable.

I’ve found out vampires hold up better under extreme cold than extreme heat. It was seven minutes till loss of consciousness in flames, but three hours in an ice bath. This could be useful for choosing where to stage fights, and for incorporating fire into hunting.

I’ve found out a vampire can hold its breath for 14 minutes before its body begins to shut down. This could be useful if we were somehow able to trap one underwater long enough as an alternative method of subduing them.

I’ve found out a vampire can have 40% of its brain removed and still remain conscious. Non-silvered weapons to the head can potentially be effective if it removes more than this.

I’ve found out that starving a vampire slows its healing capacity by 2% for every day it's gone without feeding, at least for open wounds. I’m still testing if this is true for broken bones.

According to my calculations a vampire’s strength is lost at a rate of about 1.5% for every day gone without feeding, judging by ability to lift objects with the pectoral muscles. Walking speed and balance are lost at 3% per day without feeding.

I’ve discovered that a silver bullet in the lung will immobilize as much as three elsewhere in the torso, and that bullet wounds can close up without removing the bullet.

After a week where he showed a picture that included what was clearly flayed skin, as well as whip marks, and was interrogated about when and why the marks had been left, Nick eventually stopped bringing pictures.

Ari was stoic about it, but Lex knew her well enough to know how her discomfort manifested: she ruthlessly criticized every new development Nick brought to the table.

And how’s that supposed to help us?

That’s all you found out? Were you just sitting around with your thumb up your ass the whole week?

Big whoop, the world is saved! 3% per day. We’ve got them on the run now, boys!

Nick claimed vampires didn’t feel pain the same way humans did. That since they were sturdier, they didn’t have any use for such a sensitive nervous system; it would only hamper their supernatural physical prowess.

Nobody was buying it. Nobody was thrilled with what Nick was doing, even though it did occasionally provide some very useful information, and even though the director–who, notably, was rarely at the actual physical location to hear the screaming–ended up being pretty pleased by it, since it led to improvements.

There was a reason for it, but it was still torture. Despite the fact that most of them had been hurt by vampires in very personal ways, and hated the creatures, few of them thought torturing one was okay. Even the ones who found satisfaction in killing vampires did so because it meant taking out threats and serving justice. Some could call this justice…but most wouldn’t. Anyone who heard about what was happening and laughed or said Good, that thing deserves it immediately fell silent upon seeing the photographs, and hearing the sickening sounds.

But…none of them wanted to be the one to pull the trigger on saying it needed to be stopped. Nobody wanted to be the one defending a cannibalistic serial killer. Nobody wanted the others to see them saying This monster deserves kindness despite the earth-shattering abuse it’s propagated, but more than that, nobody wanted to carry the emotional burden of extending said kindness to said monster. Being a conscientious objector was easy. It was easy to walk past quickly and keep telling yourself He deserves it he deserves it he deserves it. Being an active participant in helping someone who’d hurt you and your family so bad was quite another matter.

Most of them were like Lex and had either been attacked, almost snatched away or taken and escaped, or had loved ones disappear. It was…. hard to extend empathy to someone who did that, even if not to them personally.

But still. The pool of humans willing to watch him do what he was doing shrank. About half a dozen told Nick they would from hereon out refuse his requests to open the coffin the day after Lex had done so. Nick started having trouble getting enough coverage to satisfy the “two people present when the coffin is open'' rule.

Lex saw him less and less–she avoided it on purpose–but every time she did see him, he looked worse. Eventually she refused to go down in the basement at all, and rejected Nick’s requests to help bring the coffin upstairs.

She walked past the basement quickly these days. Everyone did. They tried to ignore the sounds and go about their business. They still had vampires to hunt. People to save.. Most of them weren’t there that often, or for that long, and the discomfort hearing it was only temporary.

Except for Lex. The guilt settled in her stomach permanently.

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kaoharu · 8 months

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happy thursday wednesday 🎉🎉🎉🎉 we are so in sync for real. and ougjhjsdhfg i have a few theories of my own (Aside. from the ones i mentioned already) but!!!!! may i hear your theories. let elie cook… elie theorestaurant (theories restaurant) 5 stars always

rubs my hands together evily heheheh >:]

Ok So . . . i am totally just grasping at straws here but liiiike . . .

rmbr the quotes from the concept trailer . . . Yeah Well What If haru forgetting leads to a divide between him and kao . . . also like. im thinking that hes gonna be the one to do the acting gig work thing that mahi has hmmm. <- still thinking abt the mahi photo . . . anyways that cld lead to further divide considering kao is Avoiding mahi due to him forgetting their promise eueueueueuueuee ( also hi chise quote. i also have Theories abt chise + lihito hehehehhe . . . i will elaborate later i prommy )

and another thing w mahi since this album Shld be mahiryo focus . . . i think it shld go more in depth w ryogas relationship w chihiro + amapro as a whole bc iirc he was a pharmacist before applying to the hanadoll projectim wondering now if mahiryo have a fight again and like. setsu is also there ( hes the bus driver idk )

now then. lihito + chise drama . . . also involving mahi sorry dude. i forgot to highlight lihitos quote But he literally threatens tp kill assumedly mahi + his dad so im thinking thay it im right w the mahiryo thing . . . ryo reveals smth like. the medication or wtvr theyre taking and it cld potentially be affecting chise so in lihitos typicaly fashion yk. hes pissed and yeah. not sure whats going on w chise but it lwky feels like hes regressing a Bit maybe. like he was reliant on his chise persona but kinda even more so now esp w the whole brother reveal hmmm . . . unsure if thats related or not . . . anyways i dont know where im going anymore so i think thay enough ough :flops on the floor:

#✧ letters !#✧ ruya !#IT GOT SUPER LONG SORRY OMG

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furiousfinnstan · 3 years

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hewwo

#i prommy i will have better photos of tje makeup later

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scatteredcloud · 2 years

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22:50 5/1/22

Centaur Lore as requested! ty for asking @ernikerr (also I prommy I haven’t been ignoring your message I just didn’t get the chance to put this post together until now. I’m just going to give a broad overview of some of my inspirations and motivations in this post, I’ll dive more into it in other posts because this is already going to be long lmaooo

This lore was originally for a player driven ttrpg that @nolandspy was dm’ing, but as is the tendency I got up to my neck in ideas and couldn’t stop spinning about horses and also cultural anthropology so here we are

This is the character I played! Her name is An-tessalonika, or just Tessa for short. Her having just a real world ass name was mostly played for laughs, I chose the name very deliberately. I’ve decided the centaur naming system goes like this:

[honorific]-[given name][surname]

So her given name is Tessa, she’s of the herd Lonika, and her honorific is An. I’ll get more into the honorific system when I’ve actually figured out how I want to do it in a later post.

There are 4 herds (Lonika, Trakehn, Abarda, and Marwai; again, more info to come) and each hail from a different part of the highlands. As this isn’t part of any specific world I don’t really have a map to point to where each herd is geographically, but think Asian steppe. A lot a lot a LOT of the visual design is based on western asian cultures (think like Kazakhstan, Mongolia, Kyrgyzstan, Southern Siberia that whole area)

I think the anatomy of centaurs alone sort of lets you infer a lot about what their culture would be like. They aren’t going to be able to live in cities, or at least not any that a humanoid would recognize. Just from playing as a centaur, even though most of the campaign was being out on adventures, my character had a really hard time dungeon crawling, walking up stairs, getting supplies from shops etc. With that in mind, I reasoned that centaurs probably live away from other other humanoids just because of differing needs for physical infrastructure. So it made sense to make them nomadic, (which is also why western Asian cultures were such a big influence- the Mongols were known for their horsemanship, and live in a place that horses are specifically adapted to)

I had an idea early on that one of the most notable features of centaur culture was their headwear. This is a take that developed after seeing how gorgeous some of the traditional garments of this area are, and before I realized that they’d also likely cover their hair because they don’t want it whipping around in their face as they run. I also borrowed the idea from many cultures around the world about the sanctity of growing out your hair, and only cutting it symbolically. This way I could sort of incorporate all of these ideas in one, and have an excuse to draw and research beautiful scarves and head pieces.

(Left to right, Armenian, Buryat, and Russian ? I did some quick internet detective work but and google translate tells me that it’s from a collection of photos taken at (what I’m pretty sure is) a Russian ren fair essentially. Link to the original blog post about the fair HERE if anyone can read russian)

All of these ladies are from very different cultures but are all generally from places (geographically) where centaurs would be good at living, which is the main principle guiding me in building out centaur culture

I think there’s not enough hair coverage rep in fantasy generally, and I’m not entirely sure why, (At least in the US, I can’t speak for other places, I have a sneaking suspicion that it might have to do with mounting islamophobia as fantasy started coming to public attention in the 80s/90s/2000s hmmm) Headwear has been a feature of clothing since society existed and despite the general trend away from it in the modern day, I think that it should still be considered when designing fantasy societies

#fantasy #centaur #centaur au #dnd #homebrew #but the real world equivalent to the time period I'd want to set this in is like 15th century-ish?#i need to come up with a name for this project because there's definitely other races in the world #it's not that the story is about centaurs its that they don't know other people exist yet #i was actually talking about it with nolandspy for a while #what geographic reason fantasy races inhabit #cause centaurs the answer is easy right like grassland steppe done easy #but like why are elves in the forest?#sure long legs and big ears are pretty good for a forest #but you know what they're even better for?#savannahs #think like jackals and gazelle #<<those thoughts were mostly noland's by the way #i was arguing for more aquativ elves #but i think i was thinking of the zora's anatomy

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moonraccoon-exe · 4 years

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Hey! Sorry I had some pre-midterm tests to deal with! :/ anyway, for the supportive characters and stuff for gladnis, could I see stuff with glaives, the other chocobros, and... up to you! (A little bit of little sister Iris would be heavenly though...)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGAIN, SWEET MUFFIN, I AM HERE TO DELIVER yo pizza

I don’t know if these two asks are the same person (are you? :o) BUT LOOK AT THAT. SAME WANTS, SAME NEEDS, SO I SHALL PLEASE THE THIRST. And I hope it’s ok to put these two asks together? They’re asking for nearly the same, so I thought it was ok, but if either of you have any troubles with it, you tell me, okie? :3

BUT HERE I AM, ANSWERING THIS DELIGHT OF AN ASK ALKSDJFG YES. GLADNIS DEARS, I MISSED THE OTP.

Anyways, these are gonna be shorter for each character as they’re plenty, but they’ll form one big post so I hope you like it! :3

How other characters (besides papa Regis) support Gladnis:

Noctis

My boy is…slow.

He’s really smart, he’s just…very dense.

He’s known both Iggy and Gladio since he has memory, he’s just…very, very…v e r y dense in these matters. Very. Like. Very.

Ignis literally TOLD him about his crush on Gladio MULTIPLE TIMES.

Did Noctis catch it? OF COURSE NOT. He thought Ignis just over worried about his personal relationships, and never noticed he spoke about Gladio in ways he never spoke about others. And same the other way around, Gladio also spoke about Iggy with Noct AND THE IDIOT STILL. DIDN’T TIE ANYTHING TOGETHER.

Sixteen year old Gladio, blushing crimson red, messing with his uniform: “Do you…do you think…Ignis will think i look stupid? Or…maybe…or maybe if I do something to my hair…”

Noct just be like lmao why are you so stressed over a uniform you dummy thing what does ignis care anyway lol

He knew via Ignis. And of course he didn’t get it.

“Today was really nice. Gladio and I went to the park and just spent a nice while talking…I hope…maybe we can have a second date soon…”

Noctis is like yeah that’s nice

“And it’s official now! I don’t know why, but it just makes me more nervous, but in a good way. Is it normal? I’ve never…I’m just so happy, from among all people, Gladio chose me? AMONG ALL PEOPLE NOCT.”

yeah that’s nice specs :)

Noctis thinks Ignis is just talking about friendship, and when he uses romantic terms like date or boyfriend he THINKS IGNIS IS JOKING BECAUSE WHY WOULD HE BE TALKING SERIOUSLY

noctis pl…please

He finished processing it for real HAVING TO SEE THEM KISS.

Noct was talking with Gladio, chatting chattering, then said bye. Gladio was going through a hallway, Ignis appeared, they said hello, then hugged, and proceeded to kiss.

Noctis.exe Processing data.

Ignis and Gladio spent the while hugged snuggled and talking, and smooched again.

Noctis.exe Processing, please be patient.

Ignis and Gladio held hands and started going away together.

GASP

“OHMYGOD WERE YOU FOR REAL!?!?!?!??!”

Noctis.exe has short-circuited

Noctis supports them, just acts like he doesn’t give a damn.

Noctis is The Teenage Brother; will go Ew at everything romantic they do in front of him.

Gladnis snuggle.

“Eeeeewwwwwwwwww”

Gladnis smooch.

“UGH- UUH- EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”

Iggy pokes Gladio’s nose and Gladio proceeds to pepper his face in smoochies.

*noctis gagging noises*

Gladio may shove Noctis in between them on purpose to annoy him. There were have them, Gladnis smooching with a much smaller Noctis trapped in between their chests, flailing, screeching, completely ignored and about to explode.

Noctis is the Worst wingman.

“Hey Noct, do you think Iggy will like me in this outfit?”

“eh”

he’s busy with the face buried in a cushion while he rots in boredom, DON’T INTERRUPT HIM.

“Hey Noct. Do you think Gladio already has one of these? I want to get him one but not sure if he has one already.”

“yeah”

Yeah what? Noctis you’re not helping

Noctis does as Regis and will sometimes use his power to get these two to be together, but, unlike Regis, he won’t say shit about it and will even deny it.

The prince requires of his chamberlains in this room which is conveniently empty and there just casually happens to be a secret door for the roof on this particularly starry night.

“I. FORGOT. OK? I FELL ASLEEP EARLY, I WAS TIRED, COR NEARLY SET ME ABLAZE IN TRAINING, I FELL DEAD ASLEEP, I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT DOOR, LEAVE ME ALONE.”

Noctis is a gossipy little shit, but in a good way.

“Omg Iggy guess what today Gladio spoke about his cap ripping, see, I already told you what you can get him for Crystal Day, hm? HM? YOU’RE WELCOME.”

Also uses it to his favor.

“Ten gil and I tell you what Ignis wants to do for his birthday. He told me. Hm hm. For real. TEN GIL I SAID.”

Prince Noctis PROTECTS HIS BELOVED BROTHERS AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH TEETH AND NAILS, OK?

There’s this magazine that put up some tabloid stupid article that distorted something Ignis said and made Gladio look bad.

Noctis is alone in his office, feet on the desk, swinging a little on the chair, phone to the ear, and FREAKING AN G R Y.

“Yes, that’s what I said; put the article down and make another one clearing it. No, I’m not your boss, but I still request it. I will request it only once more. No? Then how much do you want for the brand? I will buy it and do it myself. Yes, I will buy it. My name and occupation? Prince Noctis CXIV, why? Oh? Aah, so NOW you want to put it down? How nice of you, guess you only needed time to re-consider it, right? It’s ok, it happens to the best of us, how kind of you.”

Ignis is trying to help Noct walk out of some place without being asphyxiated by the media, so he gets the spotlight.

“Mister Scientia! There’s rumors you and the Shield of the prince are DATING?”

Ignis freezes a little.

Noctis proceeds to let out tHE BIGGEST BURP OF HIS LIFE.

Next day tabloids “Prince Noctis BURPS LIVE! OOPS!”

The media are RUNNING STRAIGHT TOWARDS GLADIO.

Noctis is JUMPING BEFORE HIM TAKING HIS JACKET OFF AND DOING AN IDOL POSE.

“HAVE I TOLD YOU GUYS I’LL BE HAVING A BIIIIIIIIIIIG BIRTHDAY PARTY NEXT WEEK!?!?!”

Socially Awkward Ultra Timid prince Noctis actually stood there POSING for the cameras for ten minutes to get them distracted from the relationship announcement.

“Prince Noctis will host Huge Extra Most Expensive Billionare Birthday Party OF HISTORY!! WOW!!”

((big birthday party was pizza time with the chocobros lmao))

If Gladnis ever have a misunderstanding or problem, Noct is the first they go with. Noct is there to comfort them individually, and, smart boy as he is, he also figures out the mistake and plays a big role at fixing it.

“What? Oh no, that’s not what he said. Or not as you think. He meant…”

“Oh? Oh no, that’s not what he was doing!! Ahahah you dork, no! Actually…”

Noctis keeps asking “When are you dorks getting married?” to embarrass them and make them go shy.

Joke is on him when they DO GET MARRIED.

Noctis keeps complaining that how dare they be boyfriends, how DARE they be boyfriends, MAKING HIM, THE ACTUAL PRINCE, THE THIRD WHEEL?????

But whenever Gladnis have the slightest misunderstanding, Noctis is first to go SMACK SENSE BACK INTO THEM HOW DARE THEY GET UPSET WITH EACH OTHER

Noctis has also used his title to make reservations in restaurants that clear THE WHOLE RESTAURANT just for Gladnis lmao

Noct has always hated that when he makes a reservation, they clear THE WHOLE RESTAURANT like NO, why would he want to dine in an empty place!? Not like he goes out often, but he’s learned that his title has that accidental effect, so guess who’s using it for Gladnis anniversary dinners.

When they want to get fancy, or when Noct wants them to go fancy, at least. Normally they just go for noodles the DORKS

Noctis covered half their wedding without even being asked because HE LOVES THEM AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

((the other half was Regis and he was so upset he wasn’t allowed to cover it all, this dummy papa))

Noctis best supportive baby bro, please hug him.

Prompto

You knew about fanboy #1, but where is fanboy #2?

In the bushes, stalking them, snapping surprise photos to show them later.

“Prompto, that’s creepy.”

“BUT IF I TELL YOU I’LL TAKE PHOTOS, IT WON’T BE NATURAL ANYMORE, AND YOU TWO SHINE BRIGHTER WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE HAVING A PHOTO TAKEN. I’M HARMLESS, WHY IS IT CREEPY.”

Prompto that’s not the point, just…don’t.

How Prommy knew about Gladnis, hm?

It wasn’t that exciting, pretty modern way to know.

Noctis told him via text lmao

“DUDE I HAVE GROSS NEWS, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT.”

Nocto! >:|

Prommy’s reaction was sort of cute, though. He’s a bit sharper than Noct to notice these things, but he still didn’t expect it. He thought about the two as a couple because he liked the sassy interaction, but he wasn’t sharp enough to see it wasn’t sass, it was ACTUAL FLIRTING. He was so used to the two being good friends it just. Didn’t occur to him that it was a real thing and not just him seeing things.

Noctis tells him via text.

Prommy is gasping OUT LOUD.

He gasped so loudly and sharp he chocked onto his own saliva and fell off the bed.

He ended up repeatedly swinging the feet in the air and against the mattress and squeaking. Squeaking.

“I KNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT”

says the boy that didn’t know it

Prompto’s trying to talk about it all day with Noctis.

Noctis talks about it for three minutes then goes “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhh can we please nOT”

Noct is just Like That with everything that isn’t videogames or fishing, have mercy on him.

“Dude, and who told who? Dude, have they kissed already? Does lord Clarus know, omg. Dude, DUDE, DOES LORD CLARUS KNOW OHMYGOD”

“PROMPTO I DON’T KNOW”

Prompto’s THIRSTY for gossip and news on his new favorite ship.

Prompto’s stalking them on social medias waiting for the first of them to drop the first hint of romantic something. Why? Just to squeak about it. There’s literally no other use for it.

Prompto’s now Asking and not stopping.

Training with Gladio? “WHO TOLD WHO. HOW DID IT HAPPEN. SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. WHERE WAS YOUR FIRST DATE, CAN I KNOW THAT? HAVE YOU TWO ALREADY KISSED. WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE. GLADIO, TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”

Hanging with Ignis? “WHO TOLD WHO. HOW DID IT HAPPEN. SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. WHERE WAS YOUR FIRST DATE, CAN I KNOW THAT? HAVE YOU TWO ALREADY KISSED. WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE. IGNIS, TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”

Arcade with Noct? “NOCT, WHO-”

“PROMPTO I DON’T KNOW”

Prompto’s always asking about their relationship to either of them when he gets the chance. He could talk about it ALL DAY and go on and on.

“Why are you so interested in our relationship, Prompto?”

“I DON’T KNOW, IT’S JUST SO WEIRD, I’M SO CURIOUS. It’s like…its. It’s you *takes a fry* and it’s him *takes another fry* and it’s…*puts fries together* and it’s you.”

…prompto, don’t.

Prompto is the Anti-Noctis.

Gladnis snuggle. Noctis goes Eeeww

*Prommy puts a hand to his chest and aaw’s*

Gladnis smooch. Noctis goes EEEEEEEEWWWWWW

*Prommy clutches chest chest and whimpers*

Ignis proceeds to poke Gladio’s nose who then proceeds to pepper his face in smoochies. Noctis is gagging.

Prommy’s hiding his face in his hands and SQUEAKING into a pillow.

“NOCTO HOW ARE THEY SO CUTE I DON’T UNDERSTAND.”

Prompto’s always doing shitty photoshop pictures of Gladnis that are ridiculous on purpose just to make them laugh.

Prom is there to yell NO when Noctis makes a mean comment.

“UGH YOU TWO ARE SO DISG-”

“NOOOOOOOOO! YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE, KEEP DOING YOUR STUFF”

“Stinky dorks-”

“NO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVEBIRDS!!!!!!! CUTE!!!!!!!”

“EW go get a roo-!”

“WE’RE LEAVING, YOU MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE, OK, IGNORE THIS ASSHAT”

Prompto. He. He made Gladnis puppets.

Ignis is too busy, like absolutely fucking loaded of royal stuff and so he’s away and unable to reach? Aaw, don’t be sad big guy. *puppet Ignis proceeds to smooch him*

*Puppet Ignis proceeds to give Gladio a million cheesy compliments and pick up lines in an unnecessarily high pitched voice*

*Puppet Ignis is nuzzling at him and insisting on kissing*

“PROMPTO STOP”

It’s not Prompto, it’s Pocket Ignis, you rude ungrateful ass.

Gladio’s not annoyed, he’s actually pretty amused XD

Gets tired of Prompto not leaving him alone, though? Gladio’s going to be “Ok you conviced me, come here Iggy” and tries to make out with the puppet, hence making a hysterical Prompto screech and try to run away.

Same goes for Ignis. Gladio’s away on some Crownsguard or Shield training at the outskirts? Away and gone and missing?

PUPPET GLADIO IS IN THE HOUSE, BABY, DON’T WORRY, HE’LL SMOOCHIE YOU IN THE MEANWHILE.

There we have an Ignis quickly striding across the flat escaping while Prompto tries to catch up with him with his cheesy pick-up lines and pet names with the Puppet Gladio.

When Gladio asked Prompto if he wanted to be his bestman for the wedding, Prompto nearly freaking had an aneurysm the poor eager hyped thing.

Best supportive buddy ok, pls hug.

Nyx

He knew via Gladio.

Because guess who’s Gladio’s WINGMAN AYEEEEEEE

Cor, actually

BUT NOT THIS TIME. This time Nyx bby. Cor was Advice Man. Nyx was Accomplice Mate.

Gladio would tell Nyx his progress with his crush. Nyx would always listen because it was so stupidly adorable.

It started because both would take longer in the training halls than the rest so they’d often meet at the shower/dressing room, and conversation started little by little. Conversation on Ignis first came up when a sixteen year old Gladio was being a bit clumsy, dropping his stuff and putting his shirt backwards and stuff, so of course an amused Nyx had to ask.

“I’m…we’re…some friends and I are going out tonight but…there’s…there’s this guy I like and I’m a bit nervous and…”

Nyx Romantic Aid Buddy senses tingled.

25 year old Nyx thinks IT’S SO CUTE OMG THE TEENAGE SHIELD HAS A CRUSH THAT’S SO AMUSING LMAO so he tried to help

Helped Gladio gather his stuff, dress nice, and calm down by talking smooth and cool with him, and inspired him to go ask that boy out or, if not, at least impress him.

From that day on, Nyx would ask just casually how things were going with the crush, and Gladio would inform.

And it went on for YEARS lmao both as a crush and when they were already boyfriends and so on

Gladio first kept informing him of what he THOUGHT Ignis thought of him but no advances

“You know, Gladio, it’s been quite a while since you first told me of your crush and you still haven’t asked him out?”

“IT’S NOT THAT EASY TO ASK A GOD OUT IN A DATE, I’M SORRY I’M SUCH A MORTAL.”

Nyx kept encouraging him day after day after day, and it was perhaps partly the reason Gladio dared say anything. either because he was inspired or just annoyed lol

When they started talking about it, at first Nyx had no idea who the crush was and Gladio forgot to tell him alkajsd

One day when Nyx first started insisting Gladio ask him out, Gladio insisted he couldn’t do it and after a long while he just went “it’s just…it’s…it’s…Iggy? you know…the prince’s adviser?”

Nyx went .u. ohno that’s adorable best friend crush

Guess who now is not being very subtle on it (thankfully Iggy won’t notice lmao)

Every time Nyx sees Ignis now, HE FLINCHES AND GOES ALL EXCITED LIKE GASP “HELLO IGNIS :D”

Ignis is ??? h…hello mr glaive that never before spoke to me until now out of nowhere and so excitedly and daily??

Nyx can’t HELP IT HE’S SO EXCITED IT’S GLADIO’S CRUSH OMG THEY’VE SPOKEN ABOUT HIM SO MUCH HE CAN’T HELP BUT GET ALL EXCITED

Also, whenever he gets the chance, he freaking. MISLEADS IGNIS ON PURPOSE TO MAKE HIM GO WITH GLADIO.

“Mr. Ulric, would you happen to know where lord Drautos is?”

“n- YES. YES OMG YES YOU ASKED THE RIGHT GUY, HE’S AT THE EAST WING, THIRD FLOOR, MAIN HALL.”

Guess which Amicitia is holding guard in that room.

Nyx is accidentally bumping into either of them when they’re together trying to make them fall into each other into a romantic awkward hug that will turn into an adorable ask out for a date.

Nyx this isn’t a romantic tv show it doesn’t work like that you just made Gladio drop his candy

Nyx is giving Gladio A THOUSAND NOT SUBTLE SIGNS when he sees him with Ignis

Gladio is trying to have a casual, normal conversation with Ignis.

From above Ignis’ head he can see, at the other end of the hallway, a HYSTERICAL NYX JUMPING, BOUNCING IN HIS SPOT, FLAILING THE ARMS, MAKING FACES, MOUTHING SOMETHING, AND MAKING SIGNS OF “HUG HIM”, “KISS HIM”, “TELL HIM”, “YOU CAN DO IT”

Gladio is unable to focus in what Ignis is telling him because Nyx is flexing like a gorilla while making strange faces.

Nyx throws Gladio into meeting with Ignis without preparing him.

Nyx and Gladio are standing at a hallway just talking and chatting casually and GASP IGNISISCOMINGGOGOGOGOGOGOOG *SHOVES HIM INTO THE OTHER HALLWAY MAKING HIM NEARLY FALL AGAINST IGNIS*

Nyx thinks Gladio is ignoring him when he’s making signs to him so he’s now literally MAKING SIGNS TO HIM, like. A cardboard piece with a message on it NYX WAS TRYING TO GIVE GLADIO DIALOGUES LMAO HOW IS HE SUCH A DORK

Nyx is switching the conversation to Ignis if Ignis is passing by.

Gladio and Nyx are talking about some food stall they both seem to know and AH YES IT’S SO NICE YOU THINK THAT OF IGNIS, GLADIO

Gladio’s constantly made a blushing, nervous mess in these situations when Ignis turn to look and Nyx just KEEPS GOING.

When Gladio told Nyx he had finally asked Ignis out and he said yes, Nyx stood on the bench and literally roared out “Yes” to the roof with the arms open and down like a dinosaur screeching.

Every time Gladio is talking with Ignis now, or hugging him or anything, when he looks up from behind Ignis, there’s Nyx alone or with his other two friends making thumbs up and nodding and JESUS LORD CAN YOU NOT STARE GUYS, STOP.

Best Romance Aid Buddy, please hug.

Libertus

Libertus knew via Nyx.

Libertus wasn’t the slightly shaken. He had this blank face on as he kept drinking from his smoothie. Calmly put it down.

“Weren’t those two brothers?”

Libertus is still a bit lost in the royal families’ relationships.

Nyx is sharing slight harmless gossip on the situation with Libertus. Libertus doesn’t really care much but he’s happy to hear Nyx. Not like he has lots of options anyway lmao

“He ALMOST asked him out this time but he shied away again, dammit.”

“Bummer.”

“I know.”

“LIB, HE SAYS IGNIS DROPPED A HINT TODAY, THAT’S A SIGN.”

“nice”

“I KNOW.”

Libertus is busier in his own stuff and world to care about people he rarely interacts with, but Nyx’s excitement slowly catches his attention with time.

Even Libertus can’t be saved from some cute romantic story.

Eventually, it’s Libertus who approaches Nyx for the gossip.

“Yo. How is Shield boy doing?”

“THEYWENTOUTALONEINANONOFFICIALDATE BUTTHATCOUNTSASADATERIGHT OMG MY BOY IS PROGRESSING”

“Nice.”

The curiosity, of course, leads him to start spying a bit as well.

There we have Ignis standing in a hallway reviewing some papers when he feels a stare, so he turns and there, in the distance, is some Glaive that’s never spoken to him, smiling at him, and waving.

what the hell

Now every time Nyx gets all hyped because he’s seeing Gladnis interact, Libertus gets dragged along so he just stands there and stares too.

Nyx is the “IMPRESS HIM, HUG HIM, YOU’VE GOT HIM NOW KISS HIM” guy. Libertus is the kind to make *index fingers goes into the O formed by other hand’s thumb and index* signs at Gladio.

Libertus is going with Amicitia junior to get a laugh from how she talks about Gladnis.

“And the other day Ignis went to our house and he helped papa prepare dinner, and it was very delicious and I had a wonderful time, Ignis is great and I always tell papa to adopt him and sell Gladdy at the market.”

Libertus finds little Iris’ sister talk funny.

Libertus is shoving condoms into early-relationship-stages-Gladio’s pockets so they fall off while he’s talking with Ignis just to make them both embarrassed.

“Gladio?”

“I DIDN’T. PUT IT THERE, NO, IT’S NOT- NO, I REALLY MEANT JUST DINNER, THIS WASN’T- NO.”

When they do start having sexual interaction, though, Gladio just gets free condoms now and joke is on Libertus.

Libertus just wants to have fun.

Crowe

Crowe’s confused, but hell does she support that.

“I THOUGHT LITTLE GLASSES KID WAS ACE?”

Why was Nyx the only one that wasn’t surprised, where are you two dorks getting all your info from omg

Crowe noticed before Nyx told her.

Crowe’s sharp on this one. She did think Iggy was ace, but she wasn’t 100% sure because she could see the signs.

Crowe’s like (ಠ‿ಠ) every time she sees them interact after the first time he caught a first glimpse of a sign.

Sort of like how Libertus started waving hello at Ignis from afar, except she’s much sneakier and hasn’t been caught and does the creepy (ಠ‿ಠ)

Crowe’s trying to set them up every time. Indirectly.

She’s asking Luche to smack Pelna without him knowing Drautos will be watching so Drautos is chiding Luche and Pelna for their kidly fight, getting Drautos busy and distracted a bit, Cor will be curious and will approach and ask what’s going on, Gladio will look for Cor because he’s late for his training, so he’s going to ask someone if they know where Cor is, and Crowe is SO MAKING ANOTHER OF THESE LARGE PLANS TO HAVE IGNIS BE THAT ONE PERSON AT QUESTION REACH.

Crowe this is unnecessarily intrincate stop

Crowe’s giving flirting advice to Gladio, too

Glaive Trio = Gladio’s Wingmen Squad

Nyx is the supportive cheering guy. Libertus is the sexual jokes dork. Crowe is the STYLE ADVISER.

“Sweetie, you don’t want to tell him that. Unbutton the collar, your hair a bit more like…this, chin up, and you give him a look like you don’t care about anything. You grab his shoulder. And now a smolder as we practiced. Voice deep. Tone smooth, but sound a little raspy. And you say. Hey.”

Crowe’s giving Gladio a Judging Look every time he says he wasn’t able to ask Ignis out. It’s enough to make Gladio feel embarrassed and little (in a good way that makes him go YEAH IT’S NOT THE BIG THING I CAN DO IT.)

“You’re such a nerd with your condom jokes, Libertus.”

Crowe is making condom jokes, too, the double faced nerd.

Crowe is telling Gladio she could lend him her bike to impress Ignis.

“Just a problem, Crowe.”

“Hm?”

“…I don’t know how to ride this. And he does, so I don’t think he’s gonna be impressed.”

Dork.

Crowe is trying to make Gladio grab that Sexy Attitude, BUT HE’S JUST. TOO MUCH OF A NERD, HOW DOES HE HAVE ANY REPAIR.

Crowe SLAPS HIM WHEN HE SAYS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF IGGY.

“OF COURSE YOU’LL NEVER BE WITH THAT MINDSET, WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU YOU ARE? EXACTLY. WORTHY. NOW GO GET YOUR DATE WITH THAT BOY.”

((it’s nice slap, no worry))

Crowe is the dangerous (harmless) threatening friend that will insist as in REALLY insist for asking the crush out.

Nyx tells her and Libertus for the tenth time that Gladio chickened out last minute again.

Crowe is going over to Gladio.

“It’s not that hard, boy. I swear to the Six, if you don’t do it, I’ll do it for you.”

“I…I can’t…”

“…”

“Ok, I’m going.”

Crowe actually. WENT WITH IGNIS.

Gladio’s standing in the hallway internally screeching so hard his face is red and he’s about to have a heart attack while flailing all over the place, and Crowe’s getting to Iggy.

Gladio thinks she’s just kidding and will just walk past him.

Crowe’s tapping Ignis on the shoulder and now they’re talking.

Gladio’s on the floor spazzing.

He can’t live anymore bye.

Crowe’s just making casual talk with Ignis lmao just did it to make Gladio have that breakdown because AH YOU DIDN’T LIKE HOW IT FELT, DID YOU? DID YOU???? WELL NEXT TIME I’LL DO IT FOR REAL SO YOU ASK HIM OUT NOW, BOY.

Crowe’s stealing Iris when Gladnis want lonely time but don’t want Iris to like. Suspect anything kajsdka.

Crowe’s clearing the area for Gladnis when they’re all smoochie snuggly and some idiot like Luche is about to walk by.

Hey Luche. *throws a towel to his face*

Crowe is warping to Gladnis when they’re about to smooch just to startle them lmao

Crowe’s having more fun than Libertus

Sometimes, after or while making out with Ignis, Gladio looks up and Crowe’s on the other end of the hallway like (ಠ‿ಠ) *eyebrow wiggle*

Crowe no

Crowe’s always. ALWAYS. The one finding them the secret spots in the Citadel when they want a quicky.

Gets them the tools, too *eyebrow wiggle*

Good girl Crowe approves.

Cor

*HYPERVENTILATES*

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED HERE, YOU KNOW I FUCKING LOVE COR WITH A PASSION

He knew about it through Regis because…fanboy #1 had to tell all his friends of course.

Cor is mid sandwich when Regis KICKS HIS DOOR OPEN

“CORHAPPYNEWSIGNISANADGLADIOAREOFFICIALLYDATINGNOW”

Cor still has his mouth half-opened for the bite he was about to take. Regis is welcoming himself in his office and grabbing a chair and sitting all while rambling near screeching

“YOUSHOULDHAVESEENIGNIS’FACEOMG BOYWASBEAMINGWITHJOYITWASSOCUTE HEWASLIKEANDIWASLIKEITOTALLYHAVETOASKHIMSOIDIDANDGUESSWHATHAPPENEDITWASSOCUTE”

Regis was so excited he left without having had one word from Cor.

Cor sat there in silence with the sandwich in his hands while his brain processed what just happened.

When he understood he just smiled, lifted the eyebrows, thought “who would have thought”, and continued eating his sandwich.

Have mercy on him, he’s dry and cold and a stone.

Cor was always Gladio’s Advice Man. Nyx encourages, Cor guides.

Cor is petting Gladio on the head every time he’s pining or moping about being unable to ask Iggy out.

Cor is Practice Dummy for Gladio’s attempts at how to confess.

It didn’t work lol

Gladio told Cor about his crush. IGNIS TOLD COR about HIS crush. COR KNEW ABOUT IT BEING A MUTUAL THING. BUT DID HE SAY SOMETHING. DID HE FUCKING. SAY SOMETHING.

NO. COR LEONIS DIDN’T SAY A FUCKING THING.

“Wait you knew all along? Why didn’t you tell any of us!? It would have made it much easier, we’d have known it was mutual and we’d have confessed earlier.”

“…it wasn’t my secret to tell.”

COR >:|

Cor is the most supportive uncle you’ll ever find. From afar. Very quietly.

Cor is there to support Clarus too when Clarus becomes a Lost Papa on the matter. Doesn’t understand much as Cor doesn’t have a similiar experience, but a buddy can always listen.

Cor is there to support Ignis when he becomes a little insecure as to if it’s alright to be dating someone from the second most important family of all Lucis and maybe Eos.

Cor is there to support Gladio when he becomes a little insecure as to whether or not he’s being a good partner as he thinks Ignis deserves because it never feels like he’s doing enough.

Always having his mug of coffee with him, of course.

Ignis’ parents are forcing him into extra training time?

Oh my what a shame I have no extra space for that….bUT YOU CAN ALWAYS COME INTO MY SIX PM TRAINING WITH ANOTHER MATE BUT I DON’T THINK YOU’LL HAVE TROUBLES WITH SHARING RIGHT?

Ignis himself is overdosing on work and refuses to listen even to Gladio.

Cor is KNOCKING HIM OUT. ACCIDENTALLY. DURING TRAINING. A C C I D E N T A L L Y.

Ignis is nervous about dinner with the Amicitia.

Cor secretly made sure to put Clarus in a really good mood before work shift was over.

“I’m sad. I have watch on the main hall at five, so it won’t be over in a good couple hours, and Iggy finally had some free time today…”

Cor is fucKING SNATCHING THAT WATCH. NO ONE IS PAYING HIM FOR THESE EXTRA HOURS BUT DOES HE FUCKING CARE.

Boys went out late at night and were home pretty late. Clarus was angry.

“They were at my place. Sorry I didn’t tell you.”

Cor :0

it fine they young let them live

who would have thought that under that stoic face there was such a nice devil, Cor

Cor is always number one person they go to when they want to share some Gladnis thing in conversation. It’s just so easy to talk with him, he has no expressions and doesn’t answer, it’s like talking to a lamppost.

He does give advice or comfort if needed, though.

Cor always comes up with holidays plans or discounts for the two.

“Do you look up holidays for two on your spare time just to tell us?”

“…they pop up randomly in my computer.”

Cor you don’t use your computer.

Cor is a bit too honest. Doesn’t mean any harm, he’s jsut being honest.

“You don’t want to kiss Gladio today. He’s stinky.”

COR

Cor dealing with Gladnis in the everyday

“Ok, we’re in for our sparring session today, we-”

“Cor can I go smooch Iggy? He’s over there at the window :3″

“…”

“No. Defeat me and you can”

“D:”

“Ok, today’s session-”

“*Ignis’ sad puppy eyes*”

“-is cancelled, I heard Gladiolus is at the fifth floor, go look for him and say hello for me.”

he’s not giving preferences lmao he just has to train Gladio but couldn’t resist Ignis’ unintentional sad puppy eyes. WHO IN THIS WORLD CAN.

Cor is answering for them to the media.

“Mister Gladiolus, is it true you and Ignis Scientia are dating?”

“No, we’re not.”

“No, I was asking-”

“I’m not.”

“…I was-”

“No.”

Cor sees the struggle they go through with the media and Noct jumping in to save them and thinks it’s very noble so let’s give the boy a break, and be the shield ourselves.

Cor is now bodyguard for the Gladnis in public.

“Mister Amicitia!”

“Yes?”

“No, I mean Mister Amici”

“Y e s ?”

Media tries to go to Ignis

“…m…mister…Scienti-”

Cor’s popping out of nowhere with his dead face like

“Y E S?”

Cor’s using the Gladnis to encourage them to train harder.

“If you want to save him you have to defeat me.”

“COR, NO, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, THAT’S NOT HOW- NO”

“And I’m not having mercy on you, hm”

“BUT WHY WOULD YOU PUT GLADIOLUS IN A CAGE, HE’S NOT EVEN CONSCIOUS”

Ignis is tied to the ceiling somehow

“COR NO”

“Get through me and he’ll be safe”

“COR THIS IS NOT PEDAGOGIC.”

They won only once. Because Ignis broke out of the cage. and maybe they had Nyx help. And maybe Cor was blindfolded.

He’s the Legend, you can’t just win against Cor like it’s nothing.

Uncle Cor picked Gladio’s wedding suit.

Uncle Cor will be the most hysterical loving grand uncle but we’re not there yet akldsjf

Uncle Cor good boi he approves and likes yes yes

Iris

NOW HERE IS THE TEA.

S I S T E R I N L A W I R I S

Iris the Adorable and Equally Frightening. Iris the Badass. Iris the kiddo. AS HER ROLE IN GLADNIS.

Iris was like nine or ten when Gladnis became official.

You know fanboy #1 and fanboy #2. BUT THIS IS FANGIRL #1 BABY GIRL IRIS IS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL FOR GLADNIS.

Iris likes Ignis and has always done. She once asked Santa Crys that Clarus adopted Ignis because he’s just such a good Big Bro.

Iris did genuinely asked Clarus once to adopt Ignis and sell Gladio at the market.

She loves Gladdy wholeheartedly, it’s just Sibling Stuff.

Ignis has always been good to Iris since even before he and Gladio were a thing, and it’s always been genuine, not just that “get the little sibling love to have easier access” thing.

Ignis and Iris even spend time alone without Gladio.

Ignis has gone to pick Iris up from school.

Ignis has given Iris his jackets if it’s cold or raining.

Ignis has cooked for Iris a million times.

Ignis has been her confidant for YEARS for things she feels too shy to share with anyone else, even Gladio.

Why do I feel I’ve already written Ignis-Iris headcanons and these exact same?

Ignis constantly lets Iris use him as model for make-up or nails or hair.

Iris constantly sews plushies for him. Ignis has a whole shelf full of little and big plushies he’s been gifted.

Iris will go to Ignis if she sees him and try to drag him home since she was like seven.

Ignis nearby? Yes, papa, we’re taking him home. What do you mean no? I will feed him and make a bed for him in the living room.

Iris, he’s not a pet aksjdf

Iris and Ignis have their own little bubble and Gladio’s not allowed in, I’m sorry

There they are the two dorks. They’re talking. They’re talking about SOMETHING. What is it? What is it? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW. WHY THEY ARE GIGGLING, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.

Iris spoke so much and for so long about Clarus adopting Ignis that Gladio was a bit scared of how she would manage the news of them in a relationship because that would cut the option of adopting him.

Iris took it surprisingly well.

A bit too well.

Iris screeched.

Iris jumped out her window.

Her room is on the second floor.

It’s fine, she’s trained since little because the little shit could never sit still and Cor had to do something to at LEAST teach her to land since age 5 because the gods know this child needs to know how to land.

Iris ran around the house for an hour before she got tired and collapsed in the grass, and even there she kept flailing and screeching.

Clarus arrived home to Gladio calmly watching TV eating ice-cream while a nine year old Iris was sprawled on a side of the house like her sould abandoned her.

Iris is a Prompto equivalent of The Asker.

“HOW WAS IT. WHO TOLD WHO. WHERE DID YOU GO. HOW MANY DATES HAVE YOU HAD. HAVE YOU ALREADY KISS. WHY HADN’T YOU TOLD ME BEFORE. WILL YOU MARRY HIM. GLADDY TELL ME MORE.”

Someone is knocking on Gladio’s door at two a.m.

“Gladio have you told him you love him.”

Gladio closed the door in her face.

Iris never stopped trying to drag Ignis home even when she was already 15.

There she is, calmly going, grabbing Ignis’ wrist, and saying nothing while heading to Clarus’ car.

Family dinner at the Amicitia, nothing is going on, nothing relevant has happened for months, everyone is quiet and

*LOUD FIST SMASH ON THE TABLE*

“YOU HAVE TO MARRY HIM OR I’LL BE SO FREAKING ANGRY, GODS DAMMIT”

The happiest motherfucking day in Iris’ life was when Ignis called at her door, sat down on her floor, and said “Would you be so kind as to teach me to make a moogle plush toy myself? I’d love to make one for Gladio.”

Iris taught both Gladio and Ignis to sew moogle plushes AND SHE WAS SO HYSTERICALLY FREAKING C LO S E TO TELL EACHE OTHER “HE’S MAKING ONE FOR YOU TOO OMG THE COINCIDENCE, WHAT WERE THE ODDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Iris is fan #1 of Prompto’s Gladnis photos and is always asking him to show her.

Iris gets some of those photos framed. She’s not even gifting them to them, she’s just putting them at the livign room because LOOK AT THIS HAPPY FAMILY, THAT’S MY BROTHER IN LAW AND MY BROTHER AREN’T THEY THE MOST BADASS ADORABLE COUPLE IN THE WORLD AREN’THEYGODDAMMIT!!?!??!

Gladio is annoying Iris on purpose.

“Gladdy, I’m gonna have Iggy kick your ass.”

Ignis is very much ready to kick Gladio’s ass if Iris asks him for it.

Iris likes to cause little harmless misunderstandings between the two just for the sake of it.

“?? Ignis? I thought I’d bring the tools.”

“?? No, I was told I’d bring the tools? What are we cooking if no one brought the food?”

Iris is containing the laugh from the living room.

“Hey, I thought I’d forgotten my scarf here?”

“No, you took it home with-”

“…”

“Iris.”

“IT WASN’T ME, WHY DO YOU THINK EVERY TIME IGNIS COMES HOME LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AND DOESN’T FIND IT IT’S ME WHO TOLD HIM THAT JUST TO HAVE HIM COME OVER? PFFT.”

Iris sometimes gets gifts to give to Gladio so HE can give them to Ignis

“Iris, I already give him a bunch”

“IT’S NOT ENOUGH GLADDY”

Iris alongside with Prom is always trying to get them nice, romantic dates. Cheesy sometimes. Overly cheesy sometimes.

There you see the whole scenery Prommy and Iris put up together in a garden, a tiny table and cushions for a comfy date, in a little silk-drapes tent decored with lights, candles, and a couple flowers.

“Iris we just wanted to watch dumb cartoons”

“SHUT UP THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROMANTIC”

Not like Iggy and Gladio are complaining but omg the EFFORT

You know what sorta sister in law Iris is?

Gladio and Ignis are having a private conversation at the garden.

“Would you like to stay for dinner?”

Iris from somewhere in the universe

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER”

Honestly how badass is Iris here, you pick on her, she brings forth her TWO BIG GUARDIAN BROTHERS

Iris be. Cutest most troublesome most supportive sister in law since she’s a kid, ok? SHE’S MORE INTO GLADNIS THAN GLADNIS THEMSELVES.

AND THERE YA GO AKLSDJFGKLHJAD

Aaaaaah man, this took quite longer than I expected, but was it worth it! I had lots of fun with it, and I hope you enjoyed it too? I REALLY HOPE SO BECAUSE THIS IS FOR YOU ALSKJDFDLGKJ

Also, I hope the midterm thing went okie!! Sending you lots of happy raccoonie thoughts for school to be gentle and go FANTASTIC! ( ´ ▽ ` )

Thanks for the ask and LOTSA MAGIC YAYS FOR YOU! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

#gladnis #gladio #ignis #ffxv headcanons #coonanswers #yay gladnis!#gonna post papa regis in a bit :3 #i had it before this one but i wanted these two posted the same day lmao

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GAH! BAD TUMBLR! BAD! TUMBLR! EATING MY ASK! Iwould like to try to request a scenario/headcanon list of a time Pap!Cor had to take Baby!Prompto with him to the Citadel and Baby!Prompto meets the other Baby!Chocobros for the first time! Please and thank you!

You don’t talk Papa!Cor without TRIGGERING ME.

Lately I’ve had had a lot of Papa Cor feels, as in even more than usual, so this will be an absolute joy to answer to.(*ﾉωﾉ)

Papa Cor takes Baby Prompto to the Citadel and he meets the Baby Chocobros for the first time.

Cor is still in absolute Papa Panic a couple months into being dad of a stolen baby.

As being single Papa took him off-guard, he’s always a bit too paranoid about dear Prommy’s health and wellbeing.

Cor usually left baby Prommy with the neighbor because Cor was scared of taking him too far from the house.

(He’s so small, dear Astrals, and so fragile, I don’t want anything to happen to him :( )

As a noble and working for royalty, Cor has access to daycare within the Citadel itself, but 1. He absolutely FORGOT in his PapaPanic, and 2. He had not wanted to take Prommy there because he feared Prommy could get lost in such a huge place.

Because Cor knows his son, he just knows Prompto can somehow exit rooms like he can cross walls magically.

((Cor’s tried to spy him to see because, well…who knows, Prompto is from a Nif lab, what if he can go through walls o h m y g o d))

Cor you stupid thing.

However, one day, the neighbor was not available, and no matter how many people Cor phoned, no one was available to go take care of Prommy.

Cor did not want to hire someone for it because HOW CAN HE TRUST SOMEONE HE DOESN’T KNOW, IT’S HIS SON HE’S TALKING ABOUT, HE NEEDS SOMEONE OF HIS FULL ABSOLUTE TRUST.

((…please forgive his paranoia

So Cor had no option but to take Prommy to the Citadel daycare.

Let’s see how everything went, shall we?

Cor will never forgive to himself waking 1 and half year old Prommy at such an early hour.

Sure, baby fell back asleep immediately, literally in his arms and before reaching the car, but Cor woke him up for a minute and that is UNFORGIVABLE.

Baby Prommy was still asleep when Cor arrived to the Citadel, so that’s how Cor took him to daycare; dear tiny Prommy asleep in papa’s arms.

Cor is the most awkward potato with legs to have ever walked into the Citadel’s daycare.

Cor gave instructions and warnings to the employee for like twenty minutes.

There is baby Prommy asleep in one of the cribs, and Cor literally unable to get away of him, and whispering things to the employee.

“I know he looks like he doesn’t give troubles, but he’s a bit…hyperactive.”

“Yes, sir.”

“So please be patient with him, I’m sorry if he causes any troubles, that’s not what he means to do, he’s just…a bit hyperactive :(“

“Understood, sir.”

“Uhm. Really, he’s a good kid and he’s calm and he would never harm an ant or annoy someone on purpose, he’s just playful and wants to be friends with everyone, but really he’s not a mess- no, he’s just. A bit hyperactive.”

“Yes, sir, I understand.”

“Try- please- don’t frighten him, please, be soft with him- I mean, I know you are soft with all the kids, I don’t mean- I’m not questioning- I’m not trying to tell you how to do your job, I know you’re wonderful at it, I’m just- this is my first time being dad and I don’t know, I feel horrible getting away of him and I just want to have an eye on him at all time and I’m scared something can happen to him and it’s not that I don’t trust you, of course I do- oh my god, no, I’m sorry, I’m just offending you and being rude and-”

Cor needed to be reassured and calmed down.

Ahahaha, aaw, Cor, it’s okay

((This almost earned him a girlfriend, to be honest, employee was moved at how much of a soft marshmallow of a dad Cor is))

It took all of Cor’s self control to not stay in daycare all day.

After a struggle and reminding himself he’s a high ranked officer (not Marshal yet, but still high rank), he forced himself out and decided Prommy would do okay and everything would be fine and that there would be no Nif invasion or catastrophe or natural disaster that day.

Prommy woke up like an hour later.

After feeding him and changing him, employee left baby Prommy in the playroom. At first he was alone.

Normally, the baby prince would be looked after in his room and with personal nannies (mostly because of his health and tiny size which worries the king), but…

Regis forever-a-mischievous-child Lucis Caelum heard Cor had finally brought his child and he SO had to make both kids befriend.

Regis is fanboy number one of kids and toddlers, and he wants all toddlers in the world to be friends, even more if it’s about his son and the son of one of his intimate friends.

He’s uncle Regis for damn’s sake, the kids have to be friends!

So Regis went “Fuck everything” and decided to leave the prince at the normal daycare of the Citadel.

So baby Noct was second to arrive.

There were other babies around, but Prommy wasn’t interacting with anyone; he found a squeaky chocobo plush so he was entertained on his own.

Until the baby prince arrived.

The employees were doing as normal when the KING HIMSELF came in like “Hello, I…work here and they said I could use daycare, do you need to see my ID? C:”

(Regis was serious)

Regis put baby Noct on the floor and patted his head as goodbye.

Regis tried to hide to stare, but he was being too obvious and the assistants were staring, so he left (made sure to ask for the videotape by the end of the day, though. Regis just…REALLY wants to see Prommy and Noct interact

Anyway back to the babies.

Year-and-half Noct was sat there still sleepy and not really caring.

Prommy was still distracted with the squeaky chocobo.

A few moments later, though, because baby Noct yawned, little Prompto turned in the direction of the noise thinking it had been a kitty (baby Prom loves kitties and puppies).

Baby Prom saw baby Noct.

Baby Prom is fast crawling towards him.

I’d like to say they saw each other and there was a connection and they laughed…

But Baby Prommy took baby Noct by the mouth and forced it open and started looking inside.

There you have it; the baby prince sat there and another baby forcing his mouth open to look in there like a tamer with a crocodile or something.

It’s good that Cor isn’t here or he would be freaking out real bad right now.

Baby Prommy was looking for the kitty that this other baby ate.

That was what made the kitty sound, right?

Finding no kitty, Prommy let go of his face.

Baby Noct is tearing up.

Baby Noct feel attacked and scared.

Baby Noct was always too sensitive; he wouldn’t let anyone but Regis carry him, and would cry if someone talked too much at him or looked too much or touched him.

This baby went as into forcing his mouth open.

So obviously baby Noct is about to burst into tears.

Baby Noct is sat there, face shrugged up, teary eyes, and about to cry.

Baby Noct starts crying.

Baby Prommy goes “GASPS”

Baby Prommy proceeded to start petting Noctis.

Literally.

There’s baby Prommy, coming to stand on his little chubby feet, and patting the top of the baby prince’s head soft but steady.

Baby Noct hysterically cried for like seven seconds.

Then he went silent.

Baby Noct is sat there taken off guard and staring at the void and not sure he understands what’s happening.

Baby Prommy is still petting him.

Both babies spend there about an entire minute or two, baby Noct sat there teary eyed but quiet, and baby Prommy petting him.

That’s how Cor always makes baby Prommy calm down, so baby Prommy guessed it could work on this stranger baby.

After baby Prommy has made sure baby Noct isn’t crying anymore, baby Prommy whispers a baby ‘Deh, deh’ (it’s his version of ‘there, there’), and hugs him.

The prince hasn’t known this baby for more than two minutes and this stranger is already hugged to his neck.

Baby Noct has no idea how to react or what’s going on. He’s frozen and not returning the hug.

Baby Prommy stays hugged to him nonetheless.

Until Noctis giggles quietly and hugs back.

That’s when baby Prommy knows it’s fine.

Baby Prommy babbles at Noct, and Noct replies in more babbles.

What is baby language and why do they understand each other.

Baby Prommy is giving his hand to baby Noct to help him stand up.

Baby Noct has barely started to walk (started later than the ‘’average’’ but still nothing too weird) so he does stumble a lot and it takes some effort, but baby Noct lets Prommy pull him up.

There’s the baby prince waddling behind the new kid.

Why

The baby prince has never liked to interact with anyone

The baby prince has refused to even look at other babies or people he’s seen for year and half.

This baby made him cry the first time they met and he’s barely known him for 3 minutes and he’s already giggling and waddling after him

What is this baby and how did he enchant the prince

Baby Noct and baby Prom start playing together.

It’s amazing because baby Noct is too shy and cries at any interaction that isn’t with Regis, so how did he grow trust in this baby so soon?

Honestly, the assistants are making sure to take some photos and videos to show the king later; it’s absolutely new and impressive that the baby prince is laughing and playing with another baby, so this is an event they can’t miss.

Regis is already watching at the video room.

Regis please go back to work.

Baby Prommy is sharing his favorite chocobo toy with baby Noct.

Baby Noct is choosing the chubbiest moogle plush and bringing it to him.

The babies are finding the toys that the other babies aren’t using and bringing them to each other like gifts.

Both babies grab the toy that the other gives to him, plays with it and swings it around, then claps and goes to look for his own gift, and the cycle goes on.

Baby Prommy and baby Noct spend all the morning together.

They’re bringing toys to each other, playing together, waddling places together, babbling and speaking the words they know to each other, gesturing, singing and dancing, etc.

Baby Prommy and baby Noct become best friends in one morning.

They’re bro-ing their way through daycare.

They’re ignoring the other kids, too. Not like pushing them away, they just don’t get close to other kids and no kids get close to them. They’re more than good enough with each other and only that.

Baby Prommy even managed to convince baby Noct to hold his hands and dance in a tiny circle together.

It’s stupidly adorable, they’re so tiny and waddle and askdljlkjfsgs.

Baby Prommy and baby Noct also spent a lot of the morning cuddling.

For no reason. They would just hug from time to time just because they could do it.

Baby Noct is messing with baby Prommy’s hair.

Baby Noct noticed baby Prommy’s hair is the same color than the plush chocobo’s, so he’s using the plushie as model and tries to make Prommy’s hair look like it.

Hence the chocobo butt hairstyle.

Yep. It was baby Noct’s invention.

Both babies are looking into their diapers to see if both have that funny bouncy meat stick in there.

As in they’re looking into each other’s diapers.

Again, so good Cor isn’t here to watch it.

He knows it’s normal and he considers Noctis to be family, but he’s still THE CROWN PRINCE, Prommy can’t just be checking into his diaper like that!!

Baby Prommy is constantly petting and hugging baby Noct even if the gesture isn’t given back.

Baby Prommy doesn’t mind. He just wants to pet and hug.

Wherever both babies are going, they’re holding hands.

Baby Prommy waits for and helps baby Noct when the latter falls down.

Normally, baby Noct would cry whenever he falls down while walking.

Not this time; he’s in playtime with baby Prommy, he doesn’t have time to stop to cry.

If another baby makes a noise too loud or throws something accidentally their way, the babies gasp and hug and stay paralyzed.

And that’s how baby Prommy and baby Noct spend the while together; hand in hand, playing, and going all around the room together.

Until some hours later when they were interrupted.

It’s toddler Iggy.

Just-turned-3-year-old Ignis has arrived.

His uncle is who brings him to daycare that day.

Normally, babies and toddlers are in two separate playing rooms, but they left Iggy there because he’s still rather small and everyone in the Citadel knows he’s the child that prince Noctis likes to be with.

Smol Iggy waved bye bye to his uncle and watched until the door was closed.

After that, little Iggy stared around the place before doing anything.

First thing little Iggy did was hurry towards the baby prince and hug him.

There’s a barely 3 year old Iggy dashing his way through the playroom to the place where baby Noct is sat with baby Prommy playing with some colorful blocks, reaching for the little prince, squating to reach him, and hugging him.

Iggy whispers “Nocto” lovingly while hugging him.

That’s his way of saying Hello.

Toddler Iggy is always ecstatic to find Noctis, so even though he just saw him last night, Iggy is super excited to see him today.

After hugging him, Ignis pets him.

Before he can do or say anything else, baby Noct grabs him by the hand and bounces slightly on his place with a loud but short baby ‘Ah!’

“Iggy! Iggy! Pompom!”

Baby Noct is pointing at baby Prompto.

Baby Noct is introducing his new friend to his old friend.

Baby Prommy has been frozen in his place since Ignis arrived to hug him.

On a side he’s super dazed and shocked that the kid arrived from nowhere. On the other side, he’s shocked that someone else is hugging his new best friend, and he’s very scared because he thinks that this new and bigger kid is going to steal Noct from him :(

Baby Prommy thought Noct would leave with his other friend without even saying bye.

But nope; there’s tiny Iggy down on his ankles next to Noct, staring at baby Prom eye widened and with the mouth slightly open, while Noct is pointing at him saying “Pompom”.

Toddler Iggy and baby Prom are staring at each other petrified and shocked because they’re both thinking the other will steal baby Noct and they’ll be left alone forever.

However, baby Noct bounces on his place happily introducing them.

“Pompom, he is Ig-gy! Iggy, Iggy, he- Pompom!”

Surprisingly it was baby Prommy who dared give a first step.

While he was still scared that the new kid would steal Noct from him, he still stood up and reached for kid Iggy and hugged him.

Toddler Iggy was even more shocked that this unknown baby was hugging him, but he soon gives in and hugs back.

That’s how both Prommy and Iggy are now sure they can trust each other, so the three sit together to play.

Iggy is accidentally teaching them how to talk.

Both babies already know plenty words already, but Iggy is older and knows more words and makes better sentences, so while he’s playing with them, he will sometimes tell them how something is called or how to pronounce something.

Toddler Iggy is arranging the toy blocks by color.

The babies are absolutely a m a z e d.

The babies are bringing all the color blocks to toddler Iggy so he arranges them.

The babies sort of take Iggy as the entertainment, but Iggy really likes it. He feels appreciated and praised.

Mostly because each time he does something, the babies clap and cheer him on.

It started with arranging blocks by color.

It continued with bringing plush dolls to him and have Iggy sit them perfectly. Like the head faces to the front and it’s not falling to the sides,etc.

Baby Prom and baby Noct are clapping.

Then they had Iggy run across the room without falling.

Omg how did he do that CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Iggy and the babies are playing tag; toddler Iggy runs and the babies chase after him.

With slightly longer legs and with more ability to run instead of waddling, Iggy easily runs faster than them, but he’s trying to give them vantage and uses it to entertain them.

That way, Iggy runs at not-his-full-speed but fast enough to entertain the babies; they run or crawl after him made a hysterical mess of giggles and laughs, and Iggy stops after he knows it’s a bit too much for them; when they’re close, he dashes off again, and stops when, once more, he thinks it’s too far from them, and so on and on.

They’re having a blast, really.

Toddler Iggy is also having fun and entertaining himself with sillier things, like, he takes a small toy, puts it on top of one of the babies’ head and asks “where did it go?”, and the three of them burst into giggles; the babies from how funny it is to see the toy on top of the other’s head, and Ignis at their reactions.

I guess the easiest way to describe the interaction is, Ignis finds some way to entertain and make the babies laugh, and that’s how Ignis himself has fun.

Selfless since tiny and toddler :’(

Another game between them is, Ignis takes a ball and makes it roll to the other side of the room, and the babies run after it; first to grab it wins.

There’s…no prize or anything, he just wins.

Ignis has fun just with watching the other two waddle and run across the room after the ball and falling flat on their tummies out of how excitedly they’re running.

The assistants are a bit surprised that they haven’t needed to do anything and that the babies have even ignored the activities they’re setting up for the other kids; these three are having so much fun on their own, there’s almost no need to look after them.

And a few hours later, they were interrupted again…

Kid Gladio comes in.

It was Papa himself who went in to drop him.

Because Clarus was aware that kid Noctis was here, he also took the chance to get a look at how he was doing; he knows the little prince and how scared and introvert he is around other kids (people in general), so he wanted to make sure he was okay.

Clarus is staring eye widened as he watches the little prince laughing and running around with Iggy and Prompto.

“Oh my. The little prince playing with two friends. This is new…”

Clarus was also VERY VERY VERY /V E R Y/ curious to see Prommy there.

Regis told him Cor had finally brought his child to work, so this was Clarus’ definitive chance to see this all; little Prommy out of his house and in the Citadel, and the prince hanging in the same place? HE HAD TO SEE IT.

So now Clarus is staring at all three kids play while carrying with Gladdy.

That is, until Gladdy gets all *flail, flail, flail, flail, struggle, struggle* in his arms because PAPA, PUT ME DOWN, PUT ME DOWN

Clarus had forgotten why he was even there in the first place.

Clarus put Gladdy down and patted his head goodbye before turning around and leaving.

He doesn’t really want to, but oh well, duty calls.

He’ll ask for the videotape later, anyway.

((kasjdksajdkdf, he’s going to fight over it with Regis until they learn that they can both have a copy, these dorks)

And that is how about-to-turn-4-years-old Gladdy comes into the scene!

The first thing he did was the same than toddler Iggy.

Gladdy spotted little Noct and dashed his way towards the little prince, and once there, he hugged him.

“Nocto!”

Little Gladio is wrapping the arms around baby Noct and picking him off the floor and swinging him slightly side to side.

Prompto is… A M A Z E D

Like so STUNNED. IN AWE.

W O A H. LOOK AT THAT BIG KID. IT’S A GROWN KID AND HE’S- WOAH, HE’S CARRYING BABY NOCT!

HOW IS MY NEW FRIEND FRIENDS WITH THIS BIG KID

THIS BIG KID IS SO STRONG OMG

Really, Noct is just tiny and weighs nothing.

Still, that’s something Prommy doesn’t know, he just knows Gladdy is so big and so strong and so WOH :O

After Gladdy greets Noct, he puts him down and dashes off to Iggy to hug him as well.

Prommy isn’t the only “I hug everyone I see” in this room, you know.

Gladdy immediately rushes to hug his friend Iggy and squeeze and make those adorable toddler noises of joy and love, because he’s so happy :3

Noct is like a little brother, but Iggy is his absolute bestest friend in the world; normally, it’s only Iggy and Gladdy in daycare, so it’s Iggy with whom Gladio spends the most time with, and these two are best-best buddies in the WORLD, so of course he’s excited and has to say hi with a hug.

Toddler Iggy is giggling while Gladdy squeezes him.

When Gladdy let go, he turned and found little Prompto there and they made eye contact.

Prompto cried.

He thought Gladio was too big (really he’s small and adorbs, but Prommy is much smaller, so it’s just his perception of it all), and too scary.

First time Gladdy and Prommy met, Gladio accidentally made Prompto cry by existing.

Gladdy cried because Prompto cried.

Noctis cried because Gladio cried.

Ignis cried because Noctis cried.

The four are sat there in a square, crying.

The assistants finally had some job there and tried to pacify them all.

Last to stop crying was Noct, but last to feel confident was Prommy.

Gladdy was put back in the playroom, but he sat there still sniffling a bit and feeling sad because he made another kid cry.

Because Noct and Prommy were still in adult arms, Iggy was the one that went to comfort him.

Iggy, back in the playroom again, went towards best buddy Gladio and hugged him until Gladio fully calmed down again.

Iggy even made sure to go get a cookie from one of the assistants so he could bring it to Gladdy.

Toddler Iggy knows kid Gladdy loves eating.

Kid Iggy spent a good while petting Gladdy while Gladdy ate his cookie.

Afterwards, Gladdy stood up to hug Iggy again as a thank you.

Prommy was staring all the time, so he got a bit more of confidence because if big guy treats Ig-gy good, he must be good so no need to fear.

That’s how Prommy insisted on being put back down in the playroom.

Prommy went over to Gladio, curious, and stopped when Gladio saw him.

Both stared at each other in silence.

Then they hugged.

These two are the “I hug people I meet” kind, so it was just natural both would reach out for it.

That’s how they befriended and peace was brought back.

Noct was back soon enough after that.

Now there’s all four chocobros, chocobroing for the first time together!

They started befriending all together thanks to Gladdy.

He brought his favorite storybook with him that day, so he’s sat there showing his friends and his new friend “Pommy”.

Gladdy can’t read yet, so the four are only looking at the pictures.

Gladdy is sat in the middle and he’s in charge of turning the pages and pointing at curious things he’s seen (because he’s “read” this book so many times and has found little details in the drawings), and the other three are sat around the book staring and going

“OOOOOOOH! :O”

“AAAAAAAH!”

“WOOOOH! :O”

The kiddos are sat there for quite a while just staring and clapping and being amazed and sharing little words together.

Iggy is trying super hard to read, but he can’t :’)

At some point, Prommy and Noct get distracted (after finishing the book) because Noct is trying to scratch his head and Prommy wants to help.

There’s the two babies being idiots and rolling around while one tries to scratch the other and the other has close to no sense of balance even when sat.

In the meanwhile, Gladdy grabs Iggy and sits him with him so they can play patty-cake.

Both kiddos are chanting while they play.

Iggy and Gladdy spend a very long while playing with each other alone, all the variants of patty cake that they know.

The sound of the palms and the chanting gets the babies’ attention back.

They get curious and sit there to watch.

They’re hypnotized.

Absolutely hypnotized just watching the bigger guys play patty cake and chanting (that is SO MANY WORDS OHMYGOD)

Prommy and Noct cheer and clap when the big kids finish one of the patty-cake games.

They play again, and the babies cheer when they finish the new one.

And so on, and on, and on.

At some point, Prommy gets curious and is asking the big guys to teach him.

Noct is pouting that Prommy has Iggy’s attention, so Gladdy sits with him to teach him patty-cake too.

So there’s toddler Iggy teaching baby Prommy patty-cake, and tiny kid Gladio teaching baby Noct.

After that, and because they’re apparently now FOREVER TOGETHER, Noct and Prommy go back to each other and try to play patty-cake together.

They can’t. It’s a mess. And it’s ADORABLE.

It’s their attempts what make Gladdy and Iggy giggle and laugh, and it’s that they laugh what make Prommy and Noct think they’re doing GREAT, so they keep going.

This goes on for a long while.

After that, Gladdy decides to bring his favorite toys so they can all play together.

That’s how Gladdy brings the tambourines and two little plastic boxes.

The kiddos are making THEIR BAND.

So metal. So goth. So WILD.

Gladdy teaches baby Prommy and baby Noct to hit the toys he gave them so they sound.

There’s baby Noct SMACKING that box. There’s little Prommy shaking and hitting that tambourine. THEY’RE HAVING A BLAST.

Prommy loves singing even if it’s just gibberish, so he’s dancing in circles, patting the tambourine with no rhythm, and loudly singing gibberish.

It becomes contagious so Gladdy starts singing too.

They’re not even singing the same thing but they think they are, so they keep going.

Baby Noct wants to be popular so he’s joining the singing too.

He does it horribly and he’s not singing the same thing and he’s too loud, but is someone stopping him? No.

The three had to pause and convince Iggy because toddler Iggy is too shy to sing.

Eventually they convince him and now all four chocobros are hitting or shaking toys that make noise and singing loud gibberish.

Four different tunes. At the same time.

It’s hell.

Regis thinks it’s heaven.

Kid Gladio found out that baby Prommy claps every time he shows him something.

Kid Gladio loves the praise, so he’s bringing everything he finds to baby Prommy.

“Pommy, look!”

Gladio said that like fifty five times that day.

Prommy clapped all those fifty five times.

It’s not even interesting things; at first Gladio was bringing toys, then he started picking random things and yelled “Pommy look!” each time.

At least he was entertained for quite a long while, running around the entire room to find something to bring back to Prommy.

Meanwhile, Iggy was entertained with baby Noct.

Toddler Iggy learned from papa a funny game that he’s playing with Noct; basically, Iggy pokes his own nose and says “big nose”, then pokes Noct’s and says “little nose!”, and so on and on with the hands and the head and etc.

Baby Noct is laughing each damn time.

Why is it so easy to entertain a baby.

And Gladio. Gladio’s absurdly easy to entertain.

The assistants sometimes tried to have them play something, but most of the times the four ignored them to continue playing between themselves.

That’s fine, that way the assistants can focus in the other kiddos.

Except for the one time one assistant put some music on and led the toddler dancing.

As soon as the music blasted, the four kiddos were like ! :O *gasps!* and put attention.

And there you have them, all four of them trying to imitate the assistant dancing.

They waddle and bounce on their little feet and it’s absolutely hilarious.

It’s good that Regis isn’t here, he’d have a heart attack out of the cuteness.

The assistant grew tired because the kiddos insisted it kept going and going, so she left them alone with the music on.

The chocobros kept dancing all together.

Gladio announced he was hungry and grabbed Iggy and dragged him to the little toy stove.

“But I don’t know how to cook :(“

“But they are babies! You no baby, you grown kid, you know how to cook!”

“But you are more grown!”

“But I don’t know how to cook, I am a kid!”

These two were in severe distress because none know how to cook and want the other to take the role and oh my g o d who is going to cook we’ll STARVEAND DIE.

((in case you were wondering when Iggy started picking up liking for cooking, it was not Noct and the pastries. It was Gladdy bringing him to the toy kitchen each damn time at daycare because Gladdy is always hungry))

Iggy and Gladio ended up deciding they could do it as team work.

They’re baking imaginary cookies.

Baby Prommy and baby Noct are eating the imaginary cookies.

The bros also found time alone each one.

Well, just Iggy and Gladdy. The other two apparently don’t know how to be away of each other now.

Toddler Iggy found the bead maze and he’s absolutely enamoured of it.

Toddler Iggy is going to spend like an hour alone just playing with it.

Kid Gladio found a baby doll and he’s spending that hour nursing it and playing papa.

Prommy found a tiny cart his size so he’s dragging it around to collect the toys he finds alone.

Noctis is taking the toys from the cart and puts them back on the floor.

You can tell they were very entertained because no matter how many toys he picked up, Prommy always found more toys on the floor, and no matter how many toys Noct put on the floor he always found more on the cart!!

Kid Gladdy is putting up a show for the other 3.

He does a (very miserable) cartwheel as papa taught him, and the other three clap and cheer.

Mostly the babies, they’re AMAZED, WOW, HOW DID HE DO THAT OH MY GOD

Iggy is still very amazed too and claps cheerfully.

Then Gladdy wants the others to try too.

Iggy does poorly too, but everyone cheers SO LOUDLY FOR HIM, you should see that smile on his face, it’s made of purity and innocence and divine stardust ;A;

Baby Noct tried and hit himself and wanted to cry, but because the others clapped for him too, he was okay and SO PROUD OF HIMSELF.

Baby Prommy tried and only got to do some sort of half roll over himself and ended up lying flat on his back.

Still, the other three cheered for him a lot, so that’s okay, he was very damn proud of himself

They gave the bros a box.

THEY ALL WANT TO GET IN THE BOX.

They all get turns in the box, but it’s Noct who stays there the most.

He likes the box.

IT’S NAP TIME.

When the kids were taken to nap, Noct was, of course, first to choose his place to collapse.

Of course, though, baby Noct is like a panda bear; if he’s sleepy he won’t ask you to carry him and he won’t go to a soft place. He’ll just…drop where he’s currently standing.

The assistants made sure to take him to his soft mat, though, tucked him in.

Prommy was all *WRIGGLE WRIGGLE FLAIL FLAIL* in the assistant’s arms and insisted he slept next to Noct, and he didn’t stay still until they let him sleep next to Noct.

As in, they had to put his mat literally next to Noct so they were one big mat instead.

Toddler Iggy is always a mess when it’s nap time because he’s always wanted to sleep next to Noct, so they don’t wait for him to throw a tantrum like Prommy. They already know him.

(Though instead of a tantrum, toddler Iggy cries when you say no because he’s brokenhearted :( )

So Iggy’s mat is already next to Noct’s, and that’s where toddler Iggy curls up.

Kid Iggy always wants to sleep next to both Iggy and Noct, so most times he ends up in between Noct and Iggy, but because both sides are occupied already, kid Gladio curled up next to Iggy (because he thinks Prommy is too small and ‘stinky’ [because he still wears a diaper]) and Iggy is a ‘grown kid’.

Kid Gladio was who took his mat next to Iggy’s.

Like, the rest had to ask the assistants to put the mats together, but kid Gladio just went “YEH, NAP!” and took his own mat and brought it next to the guys’.

And that’s how the baby chocobros nap: Prompto next to Noct, who is next to Iggy, who is next to Gladio.

Which is the same arrangement in which they will continue sleeping through childhood.

And teen years.

And during the roadtrip in their 20’s. :’)

The assistants already know Regis is a fanboy mess for toddlers, especially his son, so they made sure to get a photo for him.

((Regis would have taken 50 photos even if they all looked the same))

There wasn’t much to do after nap hour because it was soon time to be picked up by papas.

They did get to play for a while more, though.

They started a CONGA LINE.

They’re not dancing or anything, one bro just started following the other, so the other 2 followed behind.

Gladio really did not mean to start the conga line, he was just searching for his lucky coin.

He doesn’t have a lucky coin.

So there’s Gladio walking around and stopping at random spots to search for an item he never lost because he never had it, while Iggy, Prom, and Noct follow behind and mimick him.

They did get to have a little fun with the cart, too.

Gladdy, because he’s a big kid, could pull the cart with both Noct and Prommy sat there.

They had a blast, the babies were a laughing mess.

Iggy was happy with just following and taking turns with Gladdy when Gladdy got tired.

After a few couple games more, the work shift was finally over in the Citadel.

Not a minute after it was over, Paranoid Papa Cor was already bursting in through the door.

WHERE IS HIS BABY IS HE OKAY IS HE ALRIGHT PLS TELL ME HE’S FINE WHERE IS HE OMG I SHOULD HAVE NEVER ABANDONED HIM LIKE THIS I AM A HORRIBLE PARENT AND- oh my god there you are, little one~~~! ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

He didn’t break in screaming, of course, haha, but he was made a bit of a nerve wreck when he came in.

“Where is Prom- I’m- I look- I’m- yes, yes, I’m fine, I uh- I’m- I’m a dad. And- I look for my son. His nam-? Ah yes of course” (Cor forgot his is not the only child there lmao)

“Is he alright? He didn’t have any troubles? He didn’t throw up or cried or anything? No, he’s not sick, I just…I’m scared he might be sometime, you know, he’s sorta fragile and I’m new at this and it’s first time I leave him at daycare.. ;___;”

Prommy was made a hysterical happy mess when he saw Cor.

He was absolutely radiant of joy and yelped out “Papa!” and ran towards him.

Cor is trying to not cry because he’s SO HAPPY.

Please, excuse his over sentimentalism, he’s new at this :’)

“Hey, baby boy! I missed you! :’D”

Prommy, of course, immediately made grabby hands at him so Cor picked him up, said hi, gave him a kiss, and asked him how he was, etc.

The mess was when Cor said “let’s go home”.

Prommy became a wriggly, flailing mess in his arms.

It’s first time Prommy yells “No!” when Cor says let’s go home.

Cor is puzzled and a bit shocked, and he wants to see what’s wrong.

Prommy looks like he wants to cry so Cor asks him what’s wrong and etc until Prommy says something.

“Friends.”

“? Hm? Prommy? (。。 )”

“My friends, papa.”

Cor is looking back at the playroom and staring at him are the three other bros.

They’re looking at Cor frozen and like it’s the first time they ever see him, maybe even a bit like pleading.

“Oh. Uhm. But…we can’t stay here all night, baby boy.”

“…my friends, papa… (ಥ﹏ಥ)”

Cor had to explain to Prompto that he was going to see them again tomorrow, too.

“*soft baby gasp*”

“Noc-to? (｡•́︿•̀｡)”

“Yes, baby. Noctis will be here.”

“Ig-gy? (｡•́ . •̀｡)”

“Yes, baby boy. Iggy will be here, too.”

“Ga-di? (｡•́ - •̀｡)”

“Yes, Prommy. Gladio too. :)”

“*soft and happy baby gasp* (｡•́ ▽ •̀｡)”

Prommy just asked to be put down for a bit so he could say bye to his friends.

First, he went to hug baby Noct.

Then he hugged toddler Iggy, and little kid Gladio.

Then he hugged Noct again and pet him again, like he did when they first said hi.

“I be here tomorrow!”

“Okeh. Then me too.”

“Yay! Thank- chu.”

“Ba bye, Pompom.”

“Ba bye, Not!”

“Ba bye, Pom!”

“Ba bye, Iggy!”

“Ba bye, Pommy!”

“Ba bye, Gadi! :D”

And that’s how Prommy accepted being separated from his friends for that day BUT ONLY THAT DAY, YOU PROMISED, PAPA.

Cor is so touched and moved because he realized he did the right thing by bringing him to the Citadel’s daycare. Prommy had never made friends before and it’s honestly the BEST feeling in the entire universe, to see his son playing with the gang and to see him not want to leave them and to see him saying bye to them KLASJDSDKG KALSDJSDF, Cor just became a toddler fanboy like Regis, too :’)

The chocobros waved bye at him even after the door was already closed.

Noctis cried three minutes after Prommy left.

Only Regis got to calm him down when he arrived for him.

Gladdy was picked up by mommy.

Iggy was last, picked up by his uncle (parents are busy!).

Gladdy made sure to steal the chocobo plush toy from daycare that day.

It was Prommy’s favorite, so Gladio is trying to make sure to keep it “reserved” for tomorrow.

:’)

These boys are so pure.

And that was how they met. ♡

Aaah~.... this was an absolute joy to write.( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

Ko-fi for coon, please? ヽ(・ω・)ﾉ

Thank you for this request, buddy. I had a blast with it!! From the moment I read it, I wanted so bad to answer to it and I finally got around to it.

Thank you as well for your immense patience! You even changed icons in the wait, that’s how long I took, hahaha ;w; But really, thank you for the patience and support. It means a lot to me!

I hope you enjoyed, and that it was close to what you expected ( ´ ▽ ` )

Have a wonderful day!

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ღ DEAR ASTRALS ABOVE, PROMPTIS! (bc of reasons, Coonie Moonie dear~ have a good day/afternoon/evening/night and a cupcake!)

HELLO, DARK, MY SWEETEST, I received this last night but I was too tired! Thank you for waiting patiently and for dropping this in!(ノ*°▽°*)

A CUPCAAAAAAAAAKE!?! FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!? AKLSDJFKAF JAKLSJDASKJD (*ﾉ▽ﾉ)

*nyoms it out*

Prompto/Noctis

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Prompto. You won’t ever get Noctis out of bed earlier, NEVER. These two sleep in until much later than others *cough* Gladnis *cough* but Noctis is definitely last to wake up, and last to be on his feet too.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Prompto. Noctis is still asleep most times, or doesn’t have the energy to get out of his damn bed yet. He’s lucky Prommy is so understanding and loving and enjoys making breakfast for both while his boyfriend fights with all six gods to get out of bed.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Prompto, goddammit. Stop being a spoiled thing, Noctis! But really, none of them mind. Prompto really values Noct a lot, and often freels bad that Nocttis gets so worn out by his own emotional issues and the Crystal, and he wants to spoil him if he can. Noct is not a spoiled little brat, he’s just struggling a bit with accepting his fate as future king, and Prommy wants him to know it’s okay.

However, when Prompto is sick (which happens more frequently than we know), Noct sometimes is the one that brings breakfast to him; Prommy’s flu can get VERY awful, and Noctis feels anxious whenever the sweet ray of sunshine is sick, so he’ll be out of bed earlier than Ignis or school ever managed to get and go prepare something for dear Prommy.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

50/50. Prompto can get pretty horny and the boy has A LOT of energy (and hormones), so sometimes he’ll have the idea and suggest it casually, like he’s talking about the weather. Boy can dirty talk only when he’s inspired, but really his usual self is “Hey, you know what I thought we could do before leaving? It’d be cool :)”.

Noctis sometimes gets pretty horny too, but he’s a bit more shy about it. Noctis has two moods; he either asks as casually as Prommy, or goes shy. He doesn’t want Prompto to think him creepy or anything, so Noctis tries suggesting it as implicitly as he can. Prommy can be dense, so Noctis struggles a bit with trying to be as explicit as possible without saying an explicit word iself.

Good thing is Prommy knows his boyfriend already, and will catch the hint when Noct is trying to ask him for a quickie.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Noctis. He gets tired of training and papework and everything (being prince sounds cool, but really it’s just a kaload of work), and all he wants is a break. Often. So it’s not rare that he’s the one that mops and whines to Prompto about wanting to stay home and do nothing.

Prommy understands prince work is important, but considers Noctis the human is even more important, so he’ll give in and try to spoil him. :)

Who chooses the movies:

50/50. Both discuss which movie to watch and why or why not like they’re discussing war tactics. It’s usually Prompto who suggests they watch a movie, but they team up to choose which one. The good thing is they have a similar taste, so they don’t often argue or take too long.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Noctis. Noctis is your typical cat that wants Prommy’s attention and will snuggle against him over and over, pet his shoulder, snuggle the head under his chin or his chin on Prommy’s hair, and, of course, he’ll start kissing him over and over until Prompto laughs and pays attention to him.

Sometimes it’s Prompto, but he’s a kiss or two, and back to the movie. When it’s Noct, however, he insists.

Who orders lunch:

50/50. Noctis is better at cooking than Prompto, but he’s also much lazier and doesn’t often want to do it. While Prompto is good at cooking, if he can order lunch instead, he’ll do. Plus, both really like fast food, so there’s no troubles on it.

After a good chiding from Ignis when Ignis found they had ordered food for all 3 meals during an entire week (a few days after they moved in together) who reminded them they’re 23, they can do this on their own, and that Noct’s health is important, Prommy’s trying to not order food as frequently. Still, it’s a tradition for, at least, each friday.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

50/50. Prompto likes stealing because he likes eating everything, and because Noctis usually leaves many things untouched on his dish and Prompto doesn’t want to waste anything. Noctis does it because he usually leaves many things untouched on his dish and he’s not satisfied yet, so he’s stealing the yummy things off Prompto’s dish. So basically they just eat from both dishes like they’re one.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Noctis. Noctis naps very frequently, so of course he naps after a good meal. Dear Noctis turns to a cat again and he not only goes to curl up to sleep after eating, he also drags Prompto with him to use him as his pillow and human heater and Petting Machine. It’s already a usual thing, that Prommy has to go sit or lay with Noct to snuggle or pet him while his boyfriend sleeps. Prommy swears Noct likes being scratched behind the ear, too.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Noctis. Noctis usually tries to leave work at work and rarely works at home (wait until you’re king, Noctis *evil laugh*) so Prommy couldn’t distract him even if he wanted. Prommy doesn’t often have to bring work to their home (even in their 30′s), but when he does, he’ll have Noctis holding one of his ankles, lying facedown on the floor, and whining and whimpering ‘Nooooooo’. Sometimes, Prommy still goes on working, amused. Sometimes (most times), he gives in and pays attention to Noctis.

Cat Noct strikes again; sometimes he won’t even have anything to request from Prompto’s attention, he just doesn’t want him to work.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Prompto. This boy has problems tryingto control his own excitement, so if he sees ice-cream he’ll be ECSTATIC and because he has no refrains that stop him from getting over excited, he’ll yelp out “ICE CREAM” and get clingy with Noct all the way to the stall.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Prompto, mostly, but both do. Noct likes to brag about his treasure of a boyfriend in social medias (and keeps the cutest ones to himself), and Prompto just likes to take photos of the things and people he loves. Noct + ice-cream is a MUST, so he always snaps a picture.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

50/50, though it’s usually Noctis. Prompto is so happy about the ice-cream and so distracted talking non-stop about other things, he doesn’t often think about making those sort of jokes. And because he’s talking while eating his ice-cream, he gets it dripping on his face and mouth, and because Noctis is quiet just listening, of course the joke will cross his head.

Prommy has multiple reactions depending on his mood; he can get shy and shut up and tell him to not joke about that in public,he can get horny and lick the ice-cream off his own face giving Noctis a dirty look, or do the same but with an exaggerated look, just to make Noctis laugh, and then both brush it off.

Who cooks dinner:

It’s still Prompto most times, but when it’s dinner specifically, Noctis will cook sometimes, all by himself. He claims that Prommy already cooked breakfast and lunch, so he’s fine cooking dinner. It’s no secret, however, that Noct more or less enjoys it sometimes. He’s very much awake at night like he wasn’t in the morning, and he took the liking from the job he had at the restaurant during high school, so he seems to find some peace at cooking dinner sometimes.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

50/50. It started being Prommy who stayed to clean and Noct went to bed, but then Noctis felt bad about it and wanted to help too (because he values that Prommy wants him to rest after a tiring day, but he knows that Prommy works hard and gets tired too), so now it’s 50/50.

Chances are, however, that most times they’ll leave the kitchen dirty and messy at night, and will clean up in the morning.

Who stays up until 2 reading:

None. They stay up late together most nights, but it’s to play videogames or watch TV. Books rarely cross their way, especially that late at night.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Prompto. It’s amazing how much Noctis can sleep in a day, so it’s not rare to find him napping. Prompto stares mostly because he has no option, there’s a sleeping Noctis in the way everyday, but he does also stare just because he wants to. He also takes the time to cover him with a blanket if it’s cold, or just because he knows Noct likes snuggling into fuzzy blankets.

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

Prompto, but sometimes Noctis. Because he crosses in the way of a sleeping Noctis and sometimes tuck him in, Prommy also likes to give him a kiss while the prince sleeps.

When it’s Noctis, he’s probably still awake late at night and Prommy’s gone to bed, he woke up in the middle of the night and rolled around to hug Prommy and kiss him before going back to sleep, or he found Prommy napping. Noct sometimes feels a bit shy getting romantic, but when Prommy’s asleep there’s no shyness and he goes ahead and kisses him.

Aaah~

Yet another lovely couple that makes domesticity feel so special and so warm and so cute. Adorable! ♡ ～(‘▽^人)

I hope you liked it, buddy!

#promptis #noctis x prompto #domestic headcanons #fluff #coonheadcanons #coonanswers

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