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k9wa · 28 days

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⟁ A BULLET A DAY, ft. BOOTHILL.

⠀ — where teasing, annoying, poking and prodding all fall under the same category; flirting.

⚠︎︎ more mechanic! reader, gn, boothill being an idiot, flirting, suggestive, he has fake teeth to me, something about tension + leaving him high and dry is soooo ….

from this request !

it’s a miracle, truly, how boothill manages to be so tempting and endearing yet so utterly irritating and infuriating at the same time.

and it’s hot, sure, but that just makes it all the more annoying, leaves you frustrated and with an odd pool in your stomach.

boothill managed his way into your supply of bullets, happily tossing back the brass casings like a simple snack. it was a genius idea at the time, really, giving him a stomach that can store ammunition. though had you expected him to chew on the damn things instead of swallowing them— you know, like he was intended to— you would’ve just given him a little side bag to save yourself the work.

you half hoped the lead stuffing the things would seep into his still intact brain, but chastised yourself for the thought soon after having it. you don’t hate him that much. your brain should check back and try the thought again in twenty minutes.

“y’know what’d be real neat, buttercup?” boothill’s legs were kicked up lazily on your workbench as he sat next to you, waiting for you to finish a small modification on his revolver. “spikes in my boots.” he lifted a foot up, rolling his ankle a bit. “you know, them retractable ones. be able t’a have some real fun with those things.”

you snorted, his efforts to dodge his synesthesia beacon as entertaining as always.

“since when do i take requests?” you asked, eyes focused down on your work— far too used to his antics to lift your head anymore.

“since when d’you deny gettin’ to tinker with me?”

he brought his feet down to the floor and leaned forward on his thighs, the denim of his pants tightening around them. “what, gonna make me say please and thank ya now?”

you truly wanted to reply, say it wasn’t a half bad idea and that you’d look into the upgrade. until he started shaking a few bullets around in his palm like they were fucking almonds.

now boothill noticed the clench of your jaw, and oh how he revelled in it. he’s fully aware how the crunching of brass and lead peeves you, ie. you telling him to knock it off an hour ago— (“it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, is it now?”—) but you’re just so darn cute when you’re ticked off. he’s gotta push your buttons just a lil bit.

“somethin’ the matter?” the way his sharp teeth gleamed through that damn grin weren’t doing anything to help.

he took a bullet between his thumb and forefinger, the shiny gunmetal digits pinching the ammunition as he held it up next to you. “d’ya care for one, sugar plum?”

fine, you thought. two can play that game.

you tore your attention away from the old steel revolver, finally turning to look at him. boothill prepared for an insult, one he’d tell you was ‘flatterin’ and all,’ but it didn’t come.

you leaned towards his hand, keeping your eyes locked with his that glowed a familiar and faint red.

then you took the bullet between your tongue and top front teeth, gently pulling it out of his hands with your mouth.

his smirk actually dropped— you’d think someone stuck an infected usb into his ear with all the ideas that flooded the forefront of his brain, making his circuits just tingle with excitement. something about the hot single mechanic in his area.

you turned back to your desk, removing the bullet from your teeth and twirling it between your fingers idly as you gave a once over to his revolver, as if nothing had happened.

boothill blinked, chuckling gruffly with a shake of his head as he slumped back in his chair, flicking another bullet into the air with his thumb and catching it in his palm with a gentle clink! the cyborg gave a low whistle as he kicked his feet back up.

“ain’t you somethin’,” he drawled, earning a chuckle from you. “y’sure know how t’keep a man on his toes, don’t ya buttercup?”

“i dunno what you mean, boothill.” you only offered a hum, willfully ignorant to boothill’s colourful imagination.

“oh i’m real sure y’don’t.” he shook his head, another chuckle rumbling his chest and sending a shiver down your neck.

“say,” he leaned towards you, his shoulder to yours, feeling a little lucky and dropping his voice to a knee-weakening purr, “if that pretty mouth a’yers likes metal, i’m more’en happy t’a—”

“all done.”

all bets go down the drain. boothill deadpanned as you clicked the barrel of his gun into place and handed it back to him, standing up to stretch your arms.

“shops closed for today,” you fold them, leaning back against your bench. “you better get a move on before i have to kick you out.”

boothill’s eyes trailed up your figure, taking his sweet time finding your face. the cowboy raised an eyebrow into a cocky arch despite him swearing his body was on the verge of its cooling protocol.

“you keep woundin’ me, sugar.”

“i dunno what you mean, boothill.”

⠀ 𑣲 MASTERLIST / GOT A REQUEST ?

#‘kawa he doesn’t chew—‘ REALITY IS WHAT I MAKE IT.#plus its funny #boothill #boothill x reader #boothill hsr #boothill x you #boothill headcanons #honkai star rail #hsr #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail headcanons #hsr headcanons #UNEARTHLY

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mylas-stash · 4 months

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stupid (and silly) idea I had last night before I fell asleep

w/o text:

#it looks a little messy and weird i know 😭 but i like how it turned out so im posting it #plus its funny #watchdogs ftw 👍👍👍#Also #“i see no difference” my brethren in christ........... you look the same as all the other watchdogs on the ship #wander over yonder #watchdogs #watchdogs woy #mylas art

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icyachr · 10 months

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Putting this down as a reference for no particular reason :)

Lucifer: Dark Knight

Mammon: Machinist

Leviathan: Summoner/Ninja

Satan: Scholar

Asmodeus: Dancer

Beelzebub: Warrior

Belphegor: Dragoon (sleeping on the floor memes)

Solomon: Black Mage

Diavolo: Paladin

Barbatos: Sage

Simeon: Red Mage

Luke: White Mage

Thirteen: Reaper (creative I know)

Raphael: Bard

Mephistopheles: Blue Mage

MC: Beastmaster

#many thoughts in my head #smashes obey me and ffxiv together #mc is the exception but i remember beastmaster existed in other ff installments and the outfit is a legit sheep/ram skin #plus whips #obey me #i cant decide for levi bc i first thought summoner bc lotan but #ninja for anime memes #i guess samurai can work for that too but idk #dia was hard to choose for but went with paladin since he is a certified Good Boy #plus its funny

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dwampyverse-tournaments · 9 months

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Marty the Rabbit Boy's Musical Blender vs. Beppo Brown

#pnf #pnf characters #pnf characters tournament #phineas and ferb #dwampyverse #poll #poll tournament #tournament poll #poll bracket #dwampyverse tournament #marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender #marty the rabbit boy's musical blender #musical blender #flop starz #beppo brown #oil on candace #okay the blender isnt exactly a character #but it made sense to split up marty and the blender #plus its funny

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scpdivorceverseofficial · 26 days

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WOW what a good url

thank you u have such good taste to regonize it its from my favorite wiki canon.. its awesome just look at all the fan stuff its a totally real canon (x / y / z / d / k)

#DIVORCE!#me when i lie #imagine if it was tho #its from y/ri soldiers!#maybe u'd know #thought it was familiar enough for moots from there lol #plus its funny #what should be my ask tag..#press asks #<- idk #also hiiii sol!!! yippiii one of my fav moots of all time made it!!! 💚

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deerspherestudios · 1 month

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HII!! I LOVE YOUR WORK SO MUCH <33 So, I know Mycheal is asexual but people are asexual for many reasons. What is the reason for Mycheal being asexual?

He just is! 🍄❤️

#mushroom oasis vn #mychael ask #doodles #i understand the question came from a good place but its just funny to me hahaha!#uno reverse of “why are you gay”#plus its only one aspect of his character #in terms of his biology theres somewhat a reason why #he just doesnt biologically procreate #nor is he interested #hes still panromantic!

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turtletoads · 2 months

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majin buu saga is so exciting

#my art #fanart #digital art #sketch #dragon ball fanart #dragon ball z #son gohan #piccolo #son goten #trunks #tien shinhan #chiaotzu #son goku #vegeta #vegito #i love when tien sometimes holds chiaotzu like a toddler #and piccolo huddling the two kids behind his cloak is real sweet. plus its funny to look at #ok im going to bed. good night

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wasyago · 8 months

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we're at it again🕺

#jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch #back on my bullshit woo yeah woo yeah woo yeah #genuinely a lot happier with this design than the previous ones. the lighter metal looks better on him #and this one doesn't have a lot of detail (or any detail tbh) so it looks more solid and fun i think #and you can see im trying to figure out how gill would carry his sword around #technically he should just carry it in his hands and don't have a scabbard because its a longsword and isn't supposed to be sheathed...#but like... its not practical to always carry it in his hands. especially in a day to day life. because he always has the sword on him-#but he doesn't necessarily always hold it? like. he needs hands for stuff #i think i like the back scabbard better (even if i drew the whole turnaround for the hip one) just because it doesn't mess with his tail #plus that way destiny's blade is higher up and gets to look around at stuff and i think its funny #but then like... the cape is a little awkward if it has to go above the sword...#but its not a big deal. if he has a cape and armor on he probably holds the sword in his hands anyway #am i putting too much thought into this unnecessary detail? yes #am i rambling in the tags again instead of making a separate post? also yes

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batcavescolony · 1 year

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Jason *dying his hair black*: you know I started dying my hair before Robin.

Dick: yeah why?

Jason: their's like five red heads in Gotham and I knew as a kid for a fact that one was Ivy and one was Riddler. Then I became Robin to find out the other was Batgirl/Barbra and finally Kate Batman's cousin who's now Batwoman-

Dick: Yeah Red Heads in Gotham are either heroes or villains

Jason: -yeah so I didn't want to draw attention to myself.

Dick: ...Jay?

Jason: what?

Dick: I don't think it worked you've been a hero, villain and now anti-hero.

Jason: ...

Dick:

Jason *slams down color brush*: FUCK