THE NEW SHORT LOL IM DYING WHY IS IT ALWAYS GREEN 😭😭😭😭
also love these moments
(green is hugging orange so cute <33)
ALSO UHM IS THIS PURPLE????
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The Beatles in Australia/New Zealand: part 6 (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 7, part 8, part 9)
John and Paul talk to Bob about Adelaide fans in bins, Mad Mal and there's nothing wrong with our Jim
Bob: Would you say...
Paul: Well, I'm in the Beatles room now and, I was just out on the balcony before, and there were three or four people outside there. None of them waving.
Bob: How many would you say were there, John?
John: About four million, I reckon
Bob: Actually, I'd say between five and ten million, I wouldn't like to count them, and hundreds of them in a... been there all day, does this happen...
Paul: In a bin?!
John: In a bin all day!
Paul: Hundreds of them, in a bin all day
John: It's the record, must be the record
Paul: You see? They must have gone in a bin all day...
John: Yes, I sort of woke up at 7 o'clock and thought 'oh, it must be late', and I looked at my watch and thought 'oh no, I've got it wrong,' you know... so I popped off to sleep again, sorry folks
Bob: Actually there would have been 200 people there I think at 7 or 8 o'clock this morning, and I wanted to know if this sort of thing's been happening elsewhere in the world... I've seen it in Amsterdam, but what about, you know New York... is this bigger than New York?
John: Yeah... oh, it's bigger than New York, but they were outside the hotel... some, a lot of them got in in New York, you know, finding them in strange bathrooms and things like that
Paul: The New York hotel was a bit higher though, you know, it was a great big skyscraper, this is...
Bob: This is the lowest building we've been in - two storeys!
Paul: Yes! They're just here
Bob: It's been a fine day in Australia, and you haven't been out to, been able to get out... there were talks that you were going to BBQs, to see an Australian Rules football match etc, but you're still in the hotel
John: Well, we never watch football matches anyway, but we like to go out, but it's a bit difficult, isn't it?
Bob: Yes, I believe tonight you're going to watch yourselves on television, and then you're going to listen to... your show will be broadcast tonight, you're aware of that?
John: Yes, oh we know that, we saw you last night recording it
Bob: Err, what did you think of the reaction in the crowd here in Adelaide?
John: Great, you know... that's all you can say, people give a... marvellous, it was, you know. It was wild, man! Wild, baby!
Paul: Wiiild babe! Woo!
Bob: Keep going...
Paul: It's Mad Mal - he's back again
Bob: Playing mad monkey business
Paul: Yeah...
John: Cut that out, Mal!
Paul: Yeah, cut that out, Mal - we've had enough of that
John: Listen, can we get this telegram in?
Bob: Ah, yes
John: There's a telegram here that says 'Did you see 'Welcome Beatles' nearing landing? Reply: Julie Hodgkinson, Therbarton... Thebarton... Thebarton Girls Technical High School'. Well, we did see it, so we want to thank you all, we saw it out of the plane just as we were coming in, in the schoolyard, and we saw you all jumping up and down, and we were waving, but you couldn't see us. So thanks very much, folks.
Paul: Do you know what it was, Bob? These girls in the school got a big piece, I don't know, of material or something, and it had 'Welcome' and 'Beatles' written on two big pieces. They'd laid it out in the schoolyard, because they couldn't get to see us. You know, just in case anyone's wondering what it was, so thank you girls, thank you.
Bob: I see in this morning's paper that some 200 schoolgirls staged a sit-down strike at lunchtime yesterday, because they were not allowed to listen to the Beatles broadcast of their arrival on their transistor radios - did you hear about that?
Paul: No...
John: It's a bit mean
Paul: That's tight, in'it?
John: I read also that we were only 220 yards away, and they weren't allowed out, but... some people are like that. Never mind.
Bob: That's a kind word from John. Now, I want to go over and talk to Jimmie, because Jimmie I've heard...
Jimmie: (screams)
(laughter)
Paul: There's nothing wrong with our Jim
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I'm still messed up by the Witch from Mercruy season finale hours later. I feel like I'm definitely going to want to rewatch the whole first season in the leadup to the second one. There's so much to look for now, between trying to find more evidence for the Eri = Aerial theory and for paying close attention to every one of Prospera's scenes and figuring out just what her game is and how she's manipulating her daughter. Not to mention paying closer attention to Nika's scenes before we got the reveal with her working with Shaddiq.
And I just want Bob to be happy.
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"give an assist to that stick" 😂😂😂
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Bob's Burgers Quote of the Day
S3, E3 "Bob Fires the Kids"
Quote: "I'm gonna write a eulogy: I knew you so briefly, you dead soap dog."
Who Said It: Gene Belcher (after breaking/murdering Bob's childhood soap dog, Mr. Doglavich)
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*if being an Extraordinary was a paying job*
seth: listen, I can explain....
nick: you're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000??
gibby: you're getting 30 grand? I'm only getting $1,000!
bob: you guys are getting paid?
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EGEHEEHEGEGEGE <- Mr Krabs laugh
Frank Hallow: Length; a fucking foot and a half. this man's dick is eighteen inches long. I mean, it's proportional but come on. Girth; 4 inches thick. he would destroy an average human.
Richard "Rick" HEDONY {now I have to edit this. assholes}: Length; a foot and 3/4s. godDAMN. Girth; 5in. FUCKING FUCK DUDE???
Robert "Bob" Velseb {he's trans btw. because I can} : 4in. GUYS, YOU DON"T GET IT THAT'S A HUGE TDICK. YOU COULD pUT THAT IN SOMEONE. WOW.
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