#probably gonna delete this in the AM

[broadwayinabox]

Flour dusted over a wooden board

A pinch of salt to taste

The meat here comes in hourly

Not an appointment goes to waste

She marinates the standing fools

Before they’re shipped above

The imprudent seasoning of ghouls

For an Icarus in love.

- ‘Mrs. Lovett has a lie shoppe’ from ‘musings on a hyperfixation’

#sweeney todd #mrs lovett #nellie lovett #cannibalism poems #there’s a tag for the books. #by the woman who took her Adderall too late and is now that person who awkwardly posts poetry on tumblr #look ma my art degree is useful! #Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies #probably gonna delete this in the AM

[carissime]

Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.

“You really don’t need to carry me—”

“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.

He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.

This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.

“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.

He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”

And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.

#I’m so drunk rn I’m sorry if this is incoherent #I just came home from a wedding and am feeling so sappy #also I have to be up tomorrow at 6am for work #can’t wait to be hungover 🫶🏼 #anyway marrying Gojo would be amazing #I love him and I just wanna kiss him and hold him and let him know how special he is #oh god I’m gonna be so embarrassed and might delete this when I wake up #so revel in it now I guess? #idk it’s probably not good lol #gojo x reader #Gojo Satoru x reader #gojo x reader fluff #Gojo x reader smut #Gojo Satoru x reader smut #jjk smut #gojo smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen #Gojo Satoru #jujutsu kaisen x reader

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ayyyy ok here's some extra Laughingstock Sillies from the past week or so. it aint much but its honest work

(human!Barnaby's design is partycoffin's - from their pokemon au! he's beautiful....)

#ALSO THAT ONE LINE FROM THE BARNABY-JULIE AUDIO HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD #'howdys a pretty funny fella too' AAAAAGH BITING RIPPING TEARING #im so normal about laughingstock. obviously #for the first listen of all the audios i turned That Side of my brain off #but the re-listens?? ohhhh babey i was devouring those nonexistent crumbs #the air tastes so good..... #scribble salad #laughingstock #okay well i had a whole tag ramble but tumblr Fucking Deleted it all #so! thats gone forever! im gonna go clean to work off the resulting aggression #damn they were Good tags too... smfh.... #anyway anyway thats probably the only human au scribble ill post #cause its the only one thats come out Decently and the only one im Confident Enough In To Share #so yeah! unless i miraculously scribble another Decent one uh... its improbable yall will get anymore human!wh.... #i think im gonna experiment with how i draw people #cause at present i am Not satisfied!

[sticks-and-stonesmc]

This meme might have more lore than i intended but i cant not post this

#minecraft #sticks and stones mc #herobrine #minecraft fanart #art #fanart #minecraft art #ncr img #meme #steve minecraft #alex minecraft #minecraft memes #i am so very probably gonna delete this later due to spoilers #but tbf act 0 might not even be continued since its just the pilot so i guess we’ll see #mineblr #not canon but has some implied spoilers??? #sticks and brine arent related for the record #unless i retcon that after the pilot- #dont quote me

[soaps-mohawk]

This isn't related to Call of Duty in any way but I just feel like I need to say it.

Sometimes in life, we have moments where everything just kind of comes together, and you have a realization. My roommate likes to call them "Ah ha! Moments." Moments where something gets unlocked in your brain or you finally get an answer you were looking for. They're not always easy. Sometimes, they're hard to hear, hard to admit, hard to accept. Deep down though, you know your future self will thank you for having that realization. Even if you do nothing about it, it's good to know the truth.

#having a mental breakdown at 8 am on a saturday #probably gonna delete later

[rafeandonlyrafe]

#rafe cameron #anyways this song is so rafe #and this scene? #i am in love with this fucking scene. #IM NOT A FUCKING PHOTO EDITOR BY THE WAY #i just wanted to do this idk idk #anyways its dumb im probably gonna delete it later

[3-aem]

im gonna bleach my hair platinum again and nobody dare say its bc of gj its bc of mental illness get it right

#delete later #u draw one man for several years and what suddenly a whole coping mechanism is just OFF LIMITS #HE DOESNT HAVE A MONOPOLY OVER WHITE HAIR I WAS THERE FIRST #SHAKES THE PHOTO OF ME IN 2018 IN FRONT OF U #k even if i cant bleach it i am like probably gonna crack and just lop the whole chunk of it off my head #hair holds memories meme but these memories gotta GO

[s2pdoktopus]

OwO

Jiang Cheng in Seclusion

Jiang Cheng: *squeezes his belly where his golden core is with a pained expression*

Jiang Xie: *watches him with furrowed brows*

...

Jiang Xie: *in the kitchen, talking to the head cook* Ayi, about A-Die...

...

Jiang Cheng: Hao Fei, this is the fifth day you've given me congee.

Hao Fei: I'm sorry if the food is not to your liking, Sect Leader, but young mistress Jiang had insisted that you only eat food that can help with your upset stomach.

Jiang Cheng: I don't have an upset stomach.

Hao Fei: Perhaps if Sect Leader communicated this with his daughter, he wouldn't have to endure four days of eating bland food.

Jiang Cheng: Are you telling me how to handle my kid?

Hao Fei: Xiao-Xie has been running around with the three trouble makers looking for the person responsible for your seclusion, sect leader. I heard she reached out to Jin Rulan and asked him to, and I quote "use his sect leader powers" to find a perpetrator.

Jiang Cheng: Nosy brats.

Hao Fei: I wouldn't dare ask sect leader why he chose to lock himself up in his room but I expected our sect leader, whom raised his home from the ashes while caring for his nephew after losing his family to be strong enough to be there for his children, especially at a time like this.

Jiang Cheng: ... *eats his food* Tell Jin Ling to bring his cousin home immediately. Otherwise I'll go to Carp tower myself and break their legs.

Hao Fei: Right away, Sect leader.

----

Bofu

Jiang Xie: A-DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (slams to Jiang Cheng's legs)

Jiang Cheng: *sigh* A-Xie, what did I say about running by the docks?

Jiang Xie: You never told me you have a big brother!

Jiang Cheng: I didn't?

Jiang Xie: You do! A-Ling called him Dajiu which makes him my Dajiu too!

Jiang Cheng: Bofu, your Bofu. And who's Da-jiu?!

Jiang Xie: Senior Mo! *Gasp* but doesn't that mean that insect really happened in our family???

Jiang Cheng: In...sect...? You mean incest? Where do you even learn these?

Jiang Xie: Do not change the topic, A-Die! You have a brother and you never told me!

Jiang Cheng: I... did have a brother.

Jiang Xie: hmph!

Jiang Cheng: But I don't have one anymore. It's complicated.

Jiang Xie: Is it that "you'll get it when you're older" thing?

Jiang Cheng: ... yes.

Jiang Xie: But Senior Mo was your brother?

Jiang Cheng: No?

Jiang Xie: No?

Jiang Cheng: Senior Mo... is possessed by my brother. No, Zidian can't make him leave.

Jiang Xie: Oh... is that bad? What about Senior Mo?

Jiang Cheng: I don't know. (I don't care either.)

Jiang Xie: *nods* But what should I call him now A-die? He's like, Senior Mo and your brother at the same time!

Jiang Cheng: Jin Ling will be annoyed if refer Wei- his DaJiu with respect before you do to him.

Jiang Xie: A-Ling is A-Ling. Senior Mo is your brother, I want to leave a good impression!

Jiang Cheng: Brat. (You already left a horrible impression I'm sure.) I don't know how you should address him.

Jiang Xie: It's complicated. (Nods sagely)

Jiang Cheng: It's complicated. But you can just ask him how he wants to be called and do as he says to make it simpler.

Jiang Xie: Oh! You truly are wise, A-Die! I'll go ask him!

Jiang Cheng: Brat. Wait. Wei Wuxian and Jin Ling are here?!

Wei Wuxian: Ah, Xiao-Xie, to what do I owe a visit?

Jiang Xie: Senior Mo, can I call you Bofu?

(Jin Ling in the background: *offended gasp*)

Wei Wuxian: ... YES OF COURSE! I'd be honored-(Glows)

Wei Wuxian: But, Ah... wouldn't your A-die mind?

Jiang Xie: A-die said I should ask you.

Wei Wuxian: *Glows even brighter*

Jiang Xie: A-Die?

Jiang Cheng: What is it this time?

Jiang Xie: If Senior Mo-

Jiang Cheng: Wei. His, my brother's name is Wei Ying. Courtesy name Wuxian.

Jiang Xie: If Senior Wei is my Bofu, doesn't that make Hanguang Jun my shenshen?

Jiang Cheng: (torn between accepting Lan Wangji as family and how funny it would be if his daughter calls him shenshen) Maybe. Ask your uncle how to address him.

Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian allowed my kid to call him uncle. What does this mean????

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng allowed his kid to call me uncle. What does this mean????

Jiang Xie: A-die! a-Die! Did you know that Bofu has a son?

Jiang Cheng: A... WHAT???

Jiang Xie: A son!

Jiang Cheng: A son?

Jiang Xie: *nods* isn't that great? Our family doubled in just a year!

Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian: Yes, A-Cheng?

Jiang Cheng: If I learn one more life altering secret about the family from one of my kids again, consider this fledgling bridge we've been building broken.

---

Dad's

Jiang Xie: A-Ling, A-Ling why are you sad?

Jin Ling: Nothing, I just-

Jiang Xie: Just?

Jin Ling: I just wish I have parents too.

Jiang Xie: We have A-die.

Jin Ling: He's your A-die. Mine is...

Jiang Xie: (contemplates) (with determination) A-Ling, swear brotherhood with me.

Jin Ling: Huh? Why? And what does that have to do with anything.

Jiang Xie: (brightly) If you're my brother then my A-die is your A-die too!

Jin ling: I'm not replacing my father.

Jiang Xie: yeah you're just getting two fathers now. Your Baba and my A-die.

Jin Ling: that's not how it works.

Jiang Xie: It is too! My brother should naturally my father's son too, no?

Jin Ling: that's not- sighs

Jiang Xie: well?

Jin Ling: (hugs Jiang Xie) I'll think about it, thanks A-Xie.

Jiang Xie: (hugs Jin Ling back)

----

During a Cultivation conference

Jiang Xie: *looks at Lan Wangji, cowers behind Jiang Cheng a bit* A-Die? Why is Hanguang Jun always mad at you?

Jin Ling: *winces and drinks his tea*

Jiang Cheng: ... He's not mad at me.

Jin Ling: *spits his tea* jiujiu?!!

Jiang Cheng: he looks at nearly everyone the same way. He's just born with that face, no need to put meaning on his stares.

Jiang Xie: *looks at Lan Wangji again* oh, you're right.

Jin Ling: he's no-

Jiang Cheng: Sect Leader Jin, if you're so eager to correct my words, I'm sure you wouldn't mind educating my daughter for the next hour or until her curious mind is satisfied.

Jin Ling: ah, *looks at Jiang Xie's eager eyes* of course, sect leader Jiang is right, the chief cultivator does look at everyone the same way.

---

Christmas (kind of)

Jiang Cheng: 'To make it clear, this wasn't my idea. A Senior Disciple came to me one day. "Sect Leader, how about we do something to boost the juniors' morale?" The proposition was thus: We tell the children that if they work their hardest, some of them will be given the chance to have their wish granted by some magic man, or something, Jiang Cheng isn't pivy with the details other than the magical wish grantor is actually just him using the magic of money. It was supposed to be a one time thing but it was a very effective motivator so it became a tradition.

In this year's conferences the Yunmeng Jiang Sect continued to rank among the top in competitions. And now, Jiang Cheng has to complete his end of the bargain.

Jiang Cheng: Next time someone asks to be whipped by Zidian, I'm going to do it so hard no one will ever ask for it ever again. *Picks up a letter separate from the stack* Xiao Xie has been loud but otherwise good this year. Maybe I'll give her something she wants

Xie's letter: I wish to have a Didi.

Jiang Cheng: I thought she already moved on from that... Jin Ling performed very well in the last archery competition. He's A-Jie's son so he's technically Yunmeng Jiang by blood. *Picks up Jin Ling's letter* why is it heavy?

Jin Ling's Letter: I wish Jiujiu and Wei Wuxian to reconcile.

Jiang Cheng: that brat, he should learn to mind his own business- *a gold drops from the letter* is he bribing me?!?!

Jiang Cheng: *massages his temple* picks up a letter from the pile. Yu Meilai, *nods* she more or less carried the sect during those competitions. She deserves to-

Yu Meilai: On behalf of lotus Pier, I humbly ask our wish grantor a torture dungeon. With-

Jiang Cheng: *puts it back in the pile. Picks another letter.* Ah, XinXue. She has been very good with the new Shimei and shidi, I'll try my best to-

XinXue's letter: I wish all demonic cultivators a slow agonizing death

Jiang Cheng: Ah, that's impossible. Even for Sandu Sengshou. I mean, I would attempt it but that would but the sect in danger considering who the chief cultivator's husband is. Yes. That's why I can't do it. I can but I can't. Sorry XinXue. *Picks up a different letter* Please for the love of every deity protecting lotus Pier, let this be something I can actually grant. *Read the letter

Jiang Lian: Our sect Leader works too hard, I wish him a day or two of rest.

Jiang Cheng: Jiang Lian has always been my favorite.

(Jiang Cheng slept soundly that night and then the next.)

---

Inheritance

#i accidentally deleted it lol #so i just am gonna put it here again. people who will see it again... sorry i guess. i'll just add something new as an apology #this is so stupid. no one probably cares but i like the little brat i gave him #comic ideas I don't plant to draw featuring the child I gave the jiang cheng #aside from one. i drew one. but it's a mess. #mot everything is in my notes app apparently. oh well

[argumentativeantitheticaldrmgirl]

Hiiii 🙃

#oh hey it's me #im feral #and unhinged #byeee <3 #will probably delete later #so enjoy #validate my existence #gonna go yell into the void #sunday funday #am i cringe? #is this cringe? #yes and yes #oh well #like 🙃🙃🙃

[fluffalpenguin]

bunch of au stuff (except that one page of them in their usual clothes lol)

#yeah baby if you don't know yet this is a pawnshipping blog #pensive #yugo is actually supposed to be smiling a lot in this au i just prioritised drawing angsty him first #also because i haven't assigned arc-vies to the characters that he actually gets along with because i can't decide by myself #not sure how long this is gonna stay up ill probably delete this when i feel the seasonal urge to hibernate or something #id say if you recognise where these outfits are from hit up my dms (please) but also i think id just be setting myself up for disappointmen #anyway i worked hard and am very happy with lots of the yuri expressions here pats myself on the back

[p4nishers]

posting my edits on here too bc i crave attention

#why am i actually nervous to post this im probably gonna delete it or smth #i've basically edited them to hozier's whole discography and this one hurt the most im ngl #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #go s2 spoilers #go spoilers #good omens spoilers

[carlestin]

ouuuuu husker let me save you

suspenders version but its hidden cuz i like it less

#i dontr eeven wanna tag this bruh why am i drawing ha*bin h*tel #hazbin hotel #...... #hazbin hotel husk #HH human husk #he wouldve been so good if he wasnt a v*vz*epop oc #i NEED him #carl art tag #this whole like week i been drawing husk and huskerdust each time i was at my pc #which wasnt a lot cuz i have a JOB now #so im miserable now #but at least i have husk fantasies to comfort me at my 13 hour daily shifts bwaaaaaa #im gonhna post my huskerdust too #just a bit later i think #maybe tomowwoww #yapping in tags tag #i think thats gonna be a new tag #contaminating my blog with this #will probably delete someday

[booksapphic]

why is applying for a new apartment the most stressful fucking thing in the world

#*shaking my brain* #ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????? WILL YOU LET ME LEAVE ANXIETY PARALYSIS????? AM I ALLOWED HOBBIES AGAIN????? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED??? #probably not it’s probably gonna make me wait until like. November to calm down BUT #personal #delete later

[sunandflame]

Hey Babygirls.

I'll be away from home for a while and will be taking a little break from Tumblr during that time. The anon function will be switched off too.

It won't be long I promise. I will be back asap. 😉

#also not doing mentally so good so thats also why the break is needed #probably gonna delete the app during that time #but reinstall as soon as I am back home #sunny talks ☀︎ #break

[callsign-relic]

tell me the g/t fearplay wouldn’t go hard as fuck with this guy (source)

#relic answers #sorry I’m 1:31 am delulu posting <3333 #this is the kind of shit I would’ve posted on my other sideblog since it’s not tf related #BUT FUCK THAT. Y’ALL WILL HEAR ME BE CRINGE ON MAIN #anyway I would shit my pants at giant toland have a great night y’all 😀 #part me is like ugh relic this isn’t Twitter you can just casually talk about edits you find on TikTok 🙄 #but also #literally no one else I know besides my younger sibling plays this game 😀 #so because of that 😀 I will scream into the void that is my tumblr blog in hopes I hear something back 😀 #I know I never do 😀 #and I’ll probably delete this in the morning 😀 #but I’m gonna do it anyway 😀 #cause I am delulu 😀

[brothfan1997]

the problem with working a job where u interact with like 1500 people per day & u are supposed to be charming and informative the whole time is that sometimes you are so weird on accident?? and u say something that is so weird to say to another person out loud ?? and u just have to be like :) lets pretend that was normal. do you have any other questions

#me sitting at my table in silence recounting my day and visibly wincing repeatedly etc etc #to be fair to myself people say really weird things to me and then i have to respond. #i think sometimes disney adults expect childrens museum employees to all be like disneyland character employees. #which we are not i’m not actually doing a bit i’m just some guy who works here and will talk to your kid about dinosaurs ?? #if your kid points to a dead bug and asks if its dead (this is in the context of letting children touch preserved specimens) #im literally not gonna play along and lie to your child that is ridiculous #its not sleeping. i am here to talk about science #LOL i will probably delete this later i am so exhausted holiday break sure is… breaking me… #2600 people today… #unrelated sometimes people come up to me later to compliment my stage shows and i think in the new year #im just gonna start being like :) what parts did you enjoy ? elaborate please #i feel like im doing improv all the time.