#pyro and cryo best duos

[mmriesoftvat]

if chongyun and gaming aren't at least acquaintances i'm going to riot.

#ᴮᴿᴮ ᴱˣᴾᴸᴼᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᵀᴴᴱᴿ ᵂᴼᴿᴸᴰˢ / ooc #LET THEM BE FRIENDS #gaming would protect chongyun i wanna see it #pyro and cryo best duos

[hiperacid2]

Meet my children !! (OC's) they are mostly genshin ones lmao

the best picrew of them all bc i remembered i have every single one of them made w the same

Selene - age: ???? - originally a worker in hell's customer service front desk. from helltakers lore, Loremaster blasted her into another universe, landing her in Liyue around before the start of the archon wars. - geo vision - currently working with the Qixing as almost head of the Millelith since the establishment of it.

Trophe(scaratrophe verse) - age: 500+, looks about 25 - mostly nameless in writing - khaenrian/inazuman - affiliation: themselves but also sometimes fatui - lost their humanity for revenge - pyro vision - uuuuuuuh too much lore to explain them but they work at Naganohara fireworks when in homeland :D

Vera Snezhevna - age: 150, looks like a 21 y/o but behaves like a 28-30 y/o - hydro vision/cryo delusion - Tsaritsas adopted daughter/lapdog - she has a few too many screws loose since she was born.... became an orphan then adopted(handpicked by the last arlecchino) because she is too devoted to the archon... hidden agent, almost like a harbinger but still an underling.

Nahla - age: 28 - hometown: Aaru Village - thrown out of the village because she wanted to study in the akademiya - vahumana graduate currently working/helping in Watatsumi Island post civil war - collateral damage of the "Building a god" secret project all the way overseas - hydro vision

Lara - age: 20-22 - Akademiya dropout - hometown: springvale - anemo vision - part of a information gathering network (secretly) -that one girl who know a guy that know a guy and also knows everyone one way or another. - Thomas distant cousin - embodiment of "child of Mondstadt" but loves her hometown too much to leave it again.

Katya - age: ???? - Child/pet of sandrone - Katheryne's prototype - snezhnayan before becoming half robot with khaenrian technology - slightly dimmed dendro vision, the snezhnayan frame is incomplete/broken, pyro delusion - failed protoype that survived human experimentation by adapting her body - her vitality/humanity is measured by the dimmer of her vision, the more it fades, the more robotic she becomes - appearance not set due to being experimented on, so shes always seen with either pristine skin or always different scars. - terrified of dottore

Trophe (hsr verse) - mostly nameless again - age: 25 ish - Stellaron hunter - destruction path - imaginary - her weapon is a flamethrower or a crossbow - cleanup crew of the SH basically, leaves the scene as if nothing happened - likes to piss off blade - the poor fool that's in love with caelus

Ciara Snezhevna - age: around 19 - child of the Hotel Bouffes d'ete - electro vision - Lyney's fatui assistant behind the scenes, not actually part of the mages duo unless it is for undercover purposes (so much of her will depend on how the story progresses in the duration of Fontaine.)

#child.selene #child.vera #child.nahla #child.lara #child.katya #child.ciara #trophe.talks❣

[silvernyxchariot]

Part I

More Genshin x La Squadra headcanons. It was only supposed to be about which weapon I'd give members of La Squadra, but then some little ideas started sprouting out.

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¹ Sorbet & Gelato

Vision: Cryo & Pyro

Weapon: Catalyst

Role: Buffers

Origin: Liyue

They have unnamed Stands and gathered information on Diavolo without their teammates knowing, most likely making them the intel members of their team, before Illuso stepped in, and a duo who works best from a distance. The Cryo-Pyro elements came up with Sorbet's love of "cold hard cash" and the duo being called the "more psychopathic" members of the team. That is all. Since not much else is known about either of them, I have them as catalyst users just because.

I also put both of them in Liyue for Sorbet's love of money. They would most likely be a criminal couple that run scams together. Their victims usually being tourists and treasure hoarders alike.

² Risotto Nero

Vision: Cryo

Weapon: Claymore

Role: DPS

Origin: Inazuma

Don't get your hopes up. Despite being a stealthy and seasoned hitman, Risotto would be a Cryo CLAYMORE character rather than a sword user. Since he works best on his own, Risotto would essentially be a hyper-carry who needs a team that buffs and heals him. His stoic and no-nonsense attitude is more suited to the blunt, devastating damage of a claymore. Also, big, beefy, goth man. He don't need a tooth pick. Whether you'd build him as a Phy DMG or Cryo DMG unit would be up to you.

Regular swords also work in his favor if you keep the assassin theme with him. I considered a catalyst for him due to Metallica as a mid range Stand, but it seemed too "romantic" for someone like Risotto. He's the type of person to just punch you to get what he wants. Please refer to this scene from the anime. ⚠️TW for blood spatter.

As a Player: Became an Eula main by ✨️accident.✨️ He didn’t know what was going on because everyone was shouting at him to start playing. Wished on her first running banner. Got her 3x in one pull and C4 on a single. Got her signature weapon up to R3 without trying. All of his teammates who genuinely play Genshin are jealous. He wanted Diluc at first.

Has Ghiaccio and Pesci help him with his account.

³ Illuso

Vision: Electro

Weapon: Claymore

Role: sub-DPS

Origin: Fontaine

He's the kind of guy to panicccc and swing the nearest object to him at whatever was attacking. If you've seen this guy fight in the "Purple Haze vs Man in the Mirror" fight, he's Such A Babi. 🤧 You could consider catalyst or bow, something that keeps him out of immediate danger, but Illuso wouldn't have the patience for spellcraft or discipline for a bow. Although catalysts and bows give him the distance to attack and look down on others, they don't give Illuso the instant gratification of subduing his enemies.

I say he comes from Fontaine because he is a dramatic snob. 😤

As a Player: Yae Miko stan. No arguments against that. He's a sassy fucker, who would main another sass master. He also simps for her.

⁴ Prosciutto

Vision: Geo

Weapon: Bow

Role: sub-DPS

Origin: Snezhnaya

Also a character with a no-nonsense attitude, but instead of the blunt force of a claymore, Prosciutto would favor a bow because of its reliance on precision and speed. He's the type of person to get to the point and defeat his enemies with cold accuracy. It's all business afterall.

As a Player: 10/10 the type of guy to say "skill issue" if you cry to him about hating bow characters, especially because of the aiming feature. Subsequently, would main a mono Geo team with Zhongli, Gorou, or Albedo as the main piece. The last one or two slots are random... Prosciutto doesn't care about anyone else. He only cares about his mains. He regrets not starting Genshin when the Dragonspine/Albedo event happened because he can't get Albedo's signature weapon or learn more about Albedo, but he would never admit it.

⁵ Melone

Vision: Electro

Weapon: Polearm

Role: Buffer

Origin: Sumeru

This man looks flexible and agile. He's shown not to be afraid of physical damage or confronting the "mothers" of his Juniors, so I thought polearm would suit him best. A polearm also matches his flexibility and creativity because it's a weapon that can easily be used for stabbing and slashing at one point, but also blunt force trauma on the opposite. It gives him the distance he would need to observe his enemies or parry attacks.

Melone is from Sumeru for his curiosity and whimsical ideals. Although he graduated from Sumeru Akademiya, he was always on the verge of getting expelled because his peers thought he was "too outlandish and ambitious." Unlike a certain mad scientist though, Melone knew how to keep his real personality under wraps, lest he lose funding for his research projects. Unfortunately, his closest friend was not as disciplined as he was.

As a Player: Also a Yae Miko stan, but has the best Raiden out of everyone as f2p, C4R1, multiple weapons and artifact sets prepared for different occasions. Has also made a team of all short characters and called them the "Chibi Squad."

⁶ Ghiaccio

Vision: Pyro

Weapon: Catalyst

Role: DPS

Origin: Sumeru

He likes explosions. . ./hj It matches his overall personality, his analytical nature, and explosive temper. Unlike Risotto or Illuso, who don't have the patience for a catalyst or spellcraft, Ghiaccio is constantly learning and improving his battle capabilities even in the middle of combat.

He is also from Sumeru and is the friend that didn't graduate from the Akademiya because he could never cooperate with other students or pitch his research proposals. He never got anyone to understand the purpose of his research projects. Any form of criticism he got for his proposals, he would get into fights with the professor. And teacher's assistants. And his classmates. Melone could not salvage his reputation, so when Ghiaccio left Sumeru, Melone left too.

As a Player: He started as an Albedo main; slammed face first and head over heels for Ayaka, and now stans Wriothesley. He has spent money on this game, much to his friends' chagrin.

⁷ Pesci

Vision: Hydro

Weapon: Bow

Role: Buffer

Origin: Mondstadt

He wants to follow in the footsteps of his big brother, Prosciutto, but he's the superior choice if you want a bow character on your team. If you were to keep him on field, Pesci's unit would rely on normal attacks and his burst. Due to Beach Boy's influence, Pesci as a Genshin character would have tracking capabilities where his normal attacks will always hit their mark. Pesci is the only one to come from Mondstadt simply because he is the most insecure of the team, until he gets aggravated. With Mondstadt being the nation of freedom, he would find it peaceful, but boring. There wouldn't be any means of improving himself and with him being an Italian gangster in JJBA, the Knights would be out of the question for him; probably became a criminal in Mondstadt for a meager reason like petry theft.

As a Player: He doesn't know what he's doing, but he's doing his best. Pesci’s characters tend to have weak artifacts, and fully built weapons, but he forgot constellations existed. He is also the only player who genuinely enjoys the game. He and Melone have game nights, where Illuso and Formaggio sometimes join.

⁸ Formaggio

Vision: Anemo

Weapon: Sword

Role: sub-DPS

Origin: Liyue

Formaggio is a simple man. He likes to slash and strike fast. His added Anemo element just makes damage from elemental reactions easier. He would also be from Liyue, and much like Sorbet and Gelato, is very good at scamming or getting in-and-out of contracts whenever he wants. Yanfei and Yelan would despise him.

As a Player: He prefers swordsman because of how fast the damage output its. Formaggio would start as a Traveler main simply because they are the easiest character to build, but gradually started using his 5 stars more. Now he mains Kazuha but keeps a C6R5 Keqing unit on standby. He kept losing his 50/50 to her and he is now one of those people who will die on the hill that she is still one of the best units. He chose Lumine because he thought she was cute.

𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷

Genshin!La Squadra has no healer. So, if anyone is hurt, they just keep going until everyone dies or someone finishes the enemy.

Yea- I've been thinking about Genshin!LS for some time. They all somehow coalesced under Risotto due to being chased out of their own territories and gathered, forming a mercenary team. (We don't talk about how Risotto leaves and re-enters Inazuma. He just can. 💅) They still aren't happy with how things ended up because they're still working under someone of higher authority.

Thx for stopping by.

#crossover #au #jjba x genshin impact #JJBA AU #genshin au #jjba pt 5 #la squadra headcanons #la squadra hcs #video games #manga #anime #la squadra #If you don't like the content you don't have to be here

[ayuki-ikuya]

I come bringing ideas and headcanons.

OK, so we all already know what The Three oldest archons abilities. So I’ve come up with my own ideas we could use for the younger archons! (And yes I’m grouping Ei, Venti and Zhongli as the older siblings since Ei Is 1000 years old Venti is 2,500 and Zhongli is 5,000-6,000 and the other archons are still in the hundreds I think)

Again these aren’t canon just stuff you can use for future Requests for Twisted wonderland x Teyvat God! Reader

For Dendro archon!Reader

Definitely a Bow User. And Is a Healer. But the their Ult can cause damage

I have a theory That during the Archon War The dendro Archin created the Regisvines to fight for them, and only two were left. I also Headcanon The dendro archon can bring plants to life and overwrite what each plant can do. (Maybe even bring mushrooms to life 👀).

Maybe They can create a giant plant from the ground that spreads Healing energies and since this is a god where talking about can Cure Curses (Ahem Vils Curses Ahem) and major Diseases and what not.

For Their Ult maybe a giant plant monster (kinda like how Gouba and Oz exists ) that will attack for them (could make for fun combos with different elements like if the dendro archon was wet Hydro Plant monster)

For Hydro archon!reader

Polearm or sword (theirs way too many Hydro Catalyst) Healer and Dps, Why? Cause I say so.

You’ve mentioned how Hydro archon summons a giant wave? I’ll do you one better and their E skill summons a giant sea creature of your choosing to soak the fighters (A cool visual is their polearm turning into a big dream catcher then going swoosh and Baam Maybe like A giant Water Koi fish finna drown your ass *ahem ace ahem*)

Now mihoyo likes to reference Their character form honkai impact into genshin impact (and since they took a characters look from Honkai and another characters abilities with the whole Dual ego thing for Raiden shogun and Ei) I’m gonna base this Ultimate Skill From a character from Honkai (for research search up Herrsercher of Sentience)

Since the Hydro archons whole thing is about Justice. Now here me out here. WATER WHIP. Just a giant whip of water that can go on for miles (maybe it’s salty maybe it’s like fresh water depends on our readers mood lolol). Like, It’s whip of water strong enough to cut diamond or whatever it would be very cool (Kalim would wanna see if he could do something like that with his UM Que jamil trying to stop him)

Maybe their hair turns into water too.

Pyro archon! Reader

Claymore. A Big strong war god needs a big strong weapon. Dps and Defense.

Now It’s not just one claymore, It’s DUAL-CLAYMORE, why? Cause it’s a war god that’s why!

I like to think the shield is like Xinyans and XiangLings combined and it’s constantly sending off tiny Fire Discs. Or just symbols shooting fire like what the Pyro Abyss mages can do

For Ultimate I like to think it’s like Childes Daggers but Bigger and on fire just a huge sword made of fire.

The pyro archon doesn’t think just BURNS. and STABE

Cryo archon! Reader

I can’t really come up with much for Cryo archon. But maybe a Catalyst that can summon a giant blizzard that drops down giant ice swords (kinda like Ganyus)

Definitely a sub DPS.

Maybe a healer too since The Tsaritsa is The archon of love?

What do you think about these abilities? Since you mentioned that the students and staff would assume their just strong mages I tried to be very creative with these abilities.

Also how I think the lore could go is maybe somewhere after leonas overblot and before azuls, Crowly has found a way to send Yuu home reluctantly. Yuu, grim and the aduece duo, and maybe some of heartslaybul or savana claw whoever you want come with them to the office to send them home. But Yuu is contemplating whether or not they WANT to go home now. But something goes wrong, maybe grim messes up the spell for the portal to work becuase (although he doesn’t want to admit it ) doesn’t want Yuu leaving, and their greeted with a surprise guest. Now this gives Yuu time to decide if they genuinely wanna go home and when teh archon finally has the materials they need to create a portal Yuu will tell them to leave the portal open (maybe put it into a tiny pocket mirror like the how we have the teapot) because they wanna stay for a little while or just until grim graduates (Que a happy fire cat ) and the archon whose grown attached to some people here was like ok “let our friends visit whenever they want, only if their headmaster allows it”

Now onto the headcanons

Anemo Archon! Reader and Mondstadt! Yuu

Everyone expected a lot of things not a person with Green eyes and (H/C) hair with green highlights. And an odd thing about them was the glowing stone on their person, Yuu didn’t have that?

Everyone’s freaking out because they’ve accidentaly taken another person from Yuus world.

And since Venti Is a well known famous bard In teyvat let’s say or Dear (y/N) is also a known bard and is not at all freaking out about what’s going on in fact let’s say our dear reader recognizes Yuu! And so now (Y/N) is now a new student (and a new headache for Crowley) in the ramshackle dorm! Yup! Just an ordinary human bard, Ehe~.

I’ll leave the rest of this up to you, Where Yuu has to explain what the world of teyvat is like (and why Yuu doesn’t have a phone (and a vision) because Twisted wonderland is far more advance in Technology and teyvat has JUST invented the Camera)

Also I head canon that people with Visions can summon their weapons and object with their visions, ok? Ok. To make things make more sense when reader pulls out a lyre from floating glitter.

Geo archon!reader and Liyue! Yuu

Same things happend here, but hey! We’ve summoned a Funeral Consultant! A very (ahemATTRACTIVEahem) Wise funeral consultant at best!

Our dear Friend (y/n) is very calm about the situation as well. After all everyone and liyue knows their god was killed and The Adepti are watching over them

So Our dear reader is seeing this as a free vacation 😊

Electro Archon!Reader and Inazuma!yuu

Since the god of Inazuma isn’t “Dead” or hasn’t left and the people know what their beloved archon looks like, Yuu will definitely Be Freaking the fuck out

“YOU DIDNT BRING ME HOME YOU JUST SUMMONED MY PEOPLES FUCKING GOD OH SHIT”

insert the meme of the womens face that gets zoomed in on the second panel “the. WHAT.” 😃

And y’know how Eis “Hello” voice line where she makes the traveler her guard she says the same thing to Yuu except “I recognize you are one of my people as your archon I shall be your guard and keep you safe from any danger in this Foreign world” and let’s say The puppet will not be used and Reader will be in control becuase they don’t have to worry about erosion right now so the puppet will be resting while (Y/N) is in control protecting their Precious Inazuma citizen is ok.

Well until They can get the materials they need to open a portal. I’ll let you figure out the rest, but congrats ramshackle you now have a god in your abode 😃✨

-Plot Anon 💗

PLOT ANON-SAMAAAAAAAAAA ILY!!!!!!!!! Thank you for your hard work sob

Anyways, for skills of the archons-

Dendro Archon

I think they'd use a sword or a catalyst tbh, if the skills you listed, it makes a little more sense to have them be more of a catalyst

For their elemental skill, I think they'd summon/throw something similar to Klee's and Aloy's elemental skill except they heal if someone in your party is nearby, their healing could scale by their EM or ER.

For their burst, I like your head canon for the Dendro Archon, so I might go off from that and your idea for their burst, just more tweaking. The dendro archon would be able to summon a large plant that heals AND deals Dendro damage by sapping mobs hp. The amount of life sapping it does and the healing would scale off their original HP (artifacts that give hp won't be of use)

Hydro Archon

I agree with hydro polearm or sword. Too many catalysts

Mmm... To be honest, I think you should have the burst be her skill... The whip idea is intriguing, but I think it would work more for a skill which can allow them to use it several times before waiting for the CD to go down. I think the whip skill would work better with Crit as well.

AND AS FOR THE MENTIONS OF WAVE AND A SEA CREATURE, I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER BUT FOR THEIR BURST!!!! They summon a large tsunami which takes form of a monster/animal and lunges at the mobs (similar to Zhongli tossing down a dumbbell), however the amount of damage the burst can do is depending on if they are afflicted by the wet status the mobs are afflicted by. If already afflicted with hydro, the mobs would receive double damage while those with other elements afflicted on them would receive the element combination DMG and normal DMG while those that aren't affected by an element, they would receive normal damage. The amount of damage the burst does is scaled by EM.

Pyro Archon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLAYMORE

Hmmm.... I think the skill would be they set an AoE with magma, mobs will receive damage from it and will continue to receive damage if they stay on it, but those who are in party, they will receive an ATK boost that scales from HP.

For the burst, I think I'll use a character from Honkai Impact with their special move which is Murata Himeko in Vermilion Knight: Eclipse battlesuit. Pyro Archon uses their claymore and another claymore but made of pyro and is far more larger and their cut scene has the Archon raise the pyro claymore above their head and slam it down to send pyro erupting from the ground (similar to the pyro axe wielding hilichurls)

Cryo Archon

I agree with catalyst

Mmmmmm.... I'd say her skill would beeeeee... Trapping several mobs or so in ice. They can either do 2-4 ice traps depending if you got their c1. (The ice traps are similar to Mirror Maidens traps BTW but it deals or affects the mobs with cryo)

For burst, I like the idea of summoning a blizzard/swords, but it's similar to Ganyu's. SO I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER!!!! Cryo Archon will summon a blizzard which freezes mobs without having to use hydro, the freeze status lasts for a total of 15 seconds or higher if you got their c3

Hmmm... I like the idea, but imma tweak it a bit. The archon was in fact summoned through that portal because Grim decided to mess it up just for Yuu to stay a little longer, and so the Archon now resides in Twisted Wonderland as well in order to aide them until they can return back to their world. That way it makes more sense and makes it more fun.

Anemo archon

Yuu would be a bit jealous about them because they got a vision.

Crowley needs to hide his money

Sam has been strictly told to not give them wine that Sam stores in his shop...

Vargus is conflicted about them because they legit float without magic

Trein recurved a major headache

Divus is praying to whatever god existing to take them back

Ehe

EHE TE NANDAYO!?

Geo Archon

Yuu feels awkward meeting the consultant of the funeral parlor having to meet the Director...

Crowley is praying for dear god for them to go away.

"STOP TAKING MY MONEY YOU GORGEOUS FIEND" - Crowley

Train + Crewel + You = Besties

Sam was literally threatened to not joke around with you with business.

You legit did not fuck around with people when in contracts.

"Osmanthus wi-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP" - everyone

Electro Archon

Yuu is literally terrified in "your" presence.

Shogun malfunctioned due to being in an entirely new world so you had to disable Shogun's rules and create new ones regarding this world.

Yuu is still unaware of Shogun being a puppet

Crowley is no longer safe.

The staff (specifically Crewel) is supporting Shogun/You to beat Crowley's ass into shape.

Only the Diasomnia dorm knows your predicament with you and your puppet(s).

You are the definition of Queen/King/Royalty of the school. If you search up NRC, your picture literally plastered on it as the definition.

#twisted wonderland #genshin impact #twisted wonderland x genshin impact #archons #NRC

[razorblade180]

A long time comin

Aether:Woooow you turned my blade into ice! That’s so cool!

Lvl1 Chongyun:*red* It’s nothing special, honest.

xxxxx

Chongyun:From once you came!

8000k!

Aether:Wow you’re strong!

Chongyun:Thank you, I try.

xxxxx

Barbara:*sighs*

Chongyun:What’s wrong?

Barbara:I’m trying to heal people, but when I do I end up making things dangerous. They get frozen, shocked, or vaporized. It’s ruining time trials and exploring.

Chongyun:Well without you Aether and the others wouldn’t get anywhere.

Barbara:I just wish there was a way to fix the problem, even if it’s a little bit.

Chongyun:…Put me in front. I’ll freeze them before they freeze me. I like close combat.

Barbara:…..*wide eyed*

A glorious duo was born that day.

xxxxx

Oceanid:Diiiiiieeeeeee!

Lisa:She’s so mad today.

Chongyun:Yeah it’s like our eighth run today. How many does Barbara need?

Lisa:Four more.

Chongyun:Uuuugggghhhh

xxxxxx

Aether:Present time. *holds serpent spine*

Chongyun:….

Chongyun:I’ll kill everything for you.

Aether:That’s the idea.

xxxxx

Amber:*covered in ice* Do you have the goods?

Chongyun:*covered in ash* Only if you have mine.

Swaps boss materials

xxxxx

Agent:*turns invisible*

Klee:*throws mines*

Chongyun:*makes cryo field*

…….

Klee:…..I think he left.

Chongyun:Yeah I’m getting that feeling too.

xxxxx

Jean:*holds ice sword* Hmmm I can work with this. Barbara, take a break.

Barbara:*falls down* Thank you.

Aether:*holding klee* Wooo!

xxxxx

Chongyun:I’m back from a month of training. Enjoy. *dumps pyro artifacts*

Xiangling:Woooo!!!!

Amber:Power!!!

Klee:*dancing*

xxxxxx

Pryo flower:*screams*

Barbara:We need 45 flame seeds….

Chongyun:Don’t think of it like that. Think of it has Klee and Xiangling smiling. We’ll be done in no time. It’s been decided.

Barbara:Decided by what?

Mona:*jumps out* DESTINY!!!

Barbara:When did she get here!?

Chongyun:Last week. I’m so sick of Oceanid.

xxxxx

Chongyun:*sitting*

Klee:Paying it forward! *dumps cryo artifacts*

Chongyun:That’s a thing now!?

Albedo:*dumps hydro*

Mona:Whaaaaat!?

xxxxx

Aether:Chongyun, my one and only, may you please go to lantern rite with me? *holds hand*

Chongyun:*red* Cut it out, and yes.

C5 unlocked

Aether:Hell yeah!

xxxxx

Ganyu:All Hail!!!

Xingqui:Rain cutter!!!

Barbara:Let the show begin!

Chongyun stands in the center of all buffs as he stares down Childe at max level.

Childe:Our battle shall be legendary!!

Chongyun:Just give me the drops!

xxxxx

Hu Tao:Guess whose home~

Chongyun:Uuuggghh!

Hu Tao: I brought a gift. *hands constellation* Boom, C6

Chongyun:….Your artifacts are already farmed.

Hu Tao:Awwww-

Chongyun:I was just helping other pyros!

xxxxx

Chongyun:Xinyan! *holds Snow Tomb* I found it!

Xinyan:Let’s fucking gooooo! *hugs him* best captain ever!

Chongyun:*blushing*

xxxxx

Abyss Herald:None shall challenge the- frozen

Chongyun:Take five everyone. I think I got this.

xxxxx

Chongyun:*weak* Oh….kay. Bring on the next wave. I can still-

Amber:D…Dude. We’re…

Barbara:It’s over. *takes a knee*

Chongyun:What?

Zhongli:Congratulations. *points up*

Floor 12 complete…

CAB:*tearing up*

Zhongli:Are you three okay?

Chongyun:We’ve never seen the bottom until today.

Zhongli:Ah. *smiles* Take it in.

xxxxxx

Inazuma in a constant rain state

Paimon:We need to find a way to stop this.

Aether:Yeah, but first….

Chongyun:Challenge every battle trail!

Keqing:Face every mob!

Amber:Leave no stone unturned!

xxxxx

Pyro Hypostasis: *exists*

Chongyun:How many cores?

Yoimiya:Yes.

Chongyun:Yeah I figured. Mona, *dumps severed artifacts* just like the good old days. Barbara?

Barbara:Let’s go!

Mona:Leave it to me!

xxxxxx

Thoma:*sitting on bench*

Chongyun:*holding Diona* Wow, already?

Thoma:I was messing up some vaporize reactions.

Chongyun:Your fire comes out first right?

Thoma:Yeah.

Chongyun:So…I’ll do melt attacks right?

Thoma:…*sniffles*

Diona:Stop crying and get off the bench. We have work to do!

Thoma:Okay, but I should tell you that I don’t hit super hard.

Chongyun:That’s fine. We have that covered.

Mona: *chaotic laughter*

Chongyun:Welcome to the group. I’ll do right by you.

xxxxx

Shenhe:Manifest!

Chongyun:From once you came!!

120,000k!

Shenhe:Cryo incarnate!

Chongyun:I touch of frost!

30,000k!

Shenhe:World be saved!

Chongyun:*stabs*

16,000k!

Chongyun:…..

Shenhe:Something wrong?

Chongyun:*smiles* Thanks for making me stronger than I’ve ever been.

Shenhe:Heh, don’t forget, I’m only boosting the power you’ve managed to gain with your hard work. *pats head* Be proud of that strength.

Chongyun:Yes ma’am.

xxxx

Aether:Hey Chongyun. I heard you managed to complete the abyss without losing-

Chongyun:Zzzzzz

Aether:Anyone, and getting the stars. Hehe. Rest well, my very first main. Rest well.

Hours later, Chongyun woke from his nap well rested. As sleep left his eyes he looked down on his lap to find a shimmering gold crown.

Chongyun:Oh….*smiles* I won’t let you guys down.

#genshin impact #chongyun #gi aether #shenhe #gi thoma #mona magistus #barbara gunnhildr #gi amber #hu tao #xinyan #ganyu #zhongli #keqing

[koiblossom5]

genshin impact: tokyorev edition

itakemichi: anemo sword user

all anime protags automatically get slapped w the good ol’ anemo vision + sword i don’t make the rules

mikey: pyro claymore user

imagine being a hilichurl or some rando and this 5′3′ middle schooler starts beating the shit out of you while swinging a big ass sword 

draken: geo claymore user

he’s one of the buffest dudes in the show so may as well make him tough as hell. 

baji: pyro sword user

goes apeshit and proceeds to destroy everything within a 20 mile radius bc he’s a menace. also he was literally committing arson when he was a kid so there’s that too ig??

chifuyu: anemo bow user

idk man i just think he’s neat

mitsuya: hydro catalyst user

barbara 2.0 but with a gucci belt

hakkai: cryo claymore user

he’s best buds w mitsuya so naturally he’s gotta have the cryo + hydro pairing! he probably hates his vision bc it’s the same as tajiu’s. in contrast, yuzuha has a pyro vision, which would probably be symbolic in some way if I had the brain cells

smiley: pyro polearm user

duo w angry! will not hesitate to kick ass with a smile on his face. will throw hands anytime anywhere

angry: hydro polearm user

he received a hydro vision after reigning hell when some bullies made him cry. to keep his powers in check, smiley tells him not to cry so he doesn’t accidentally kill someone. constantly has to stop smiley from exterminating hilichurl camps

inui: pyro sword user

received a pyro vision after the uh, incident. he despises his vision and rarely uses it, relying on physical strength. he has little to no control over his vision and will accidentally burn down smth when he’s feeling angry or conflicted

koko: dendro catalyst

instead of brute strength, he uses poison to slowly weaken his enemies and sap their energy rather than get his hands dirty. received his vision at the same time as inui. he doesn’t like his vision very much either and wishes he had a hydro vision so he could’ve save akane

pah chin: geo claymore

basically the same thing as draken but i literally cannot see him as anything else so

peh yan: geo polearm

geo duo w pah-chin! two idiots who share one brain cell, what chaos shall they cause 😈

kazutora: electro polearm user

he can summon a tiger familiar made of thunder to aid him in battle! he makes a destructive duo w baji, because they end up causing a lot of explosions and property damage that gives mikey headaches. dw, chifuyu is there to keep them in check 

kisaki: dendro catalyst user w/ pyro elements

rarely uses his vision unless absolutely necessary. his powers are weak, but his intelligence is his best weapon. he uses pyro elements to aid in his malicious schemes, aka burning hina to death in literally every timeline

hanma: electro claymore user

partners in crime w kisaki. honestly I would pay to watch a fight w genshin impact mikey vs hanma just bc it’ll look dope

hina: pryo catalyst user

you thought I wouldn’t include best girl?? well you were WRONG. hina solos 💪🥱

izana: electro claymore user

I take back what I said before, I wanna see a fight between mikey and izana. izana’s techniques would probably be really similar to mikey’s.

kakucho: pyro sword user

what do two pyro + electro duo’s have in common? :))) (hint: one of their partners is probably six feet under)

rindou and ran: electro catalyst users

I feel like they would both have similar weapons and visions. ran is a little more skilled in terms of technique because he’s older. he cares a lot about rindou and gets super worried when he sees his little brother getting too reckless

sanzu: pyro polearm/sword

honestly I couldn’t decide whether sanzu would use a sword or polearm. he likes to get a little crazy and wild in battle, so he won’t hold back.

senju: hydro claymore

in contrast to her brother, senju has a hydro vision. she’s strong in her own right, perfectly balancing physical and elemental strength. she also uses a claymore, mimicking mikey. girlboss ig

#tokyo revengers #tokyorev #tokyo revengers headcanons #genshin impact au #tokyo revengers mikey #sano manjiro #manjiro sano #tokyo revengers draken #ken ryuguji #ryuguji ken #tokyo revengers takemichi #takemichi hanagaki #hanagaki takemichi #tokyo revengers baji #baji keisuke #keisuke baji #tokyo revengers mitsuya #mitsuya takashi #takashi mitsuya #hakkai shiba #shiba hakkai #inui seishu #seishu inui #tokyo revengers inui #tokyo revengers koko #tokyo revengers kokonoi #kokonoi hajime #hajime kokonoi #pah chin #peh yan

[ceciliablossoms]

Oooh for the event, butter tea with Kaeya? I'm craving some angst rn lol

Butter Tea: "I'm not going to leave you like this!"

TW: Mentions of blood and injury, slight angst to Fluff.

I apologise if this isn't angsty enough. I don't really pay attention to Kaeya so this is probably OOC

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Laughter filled the air, the Abyss Mages the two were in combat with cackling with every failure to dodge and block. There were so many of them that the duo was easily overwhelmed within no time at all. It was like cutting off the heads of Hydra, for every, they slew more would appear.

It had started as a simple commission. A small group of adventurers were injured by a "couple" of Abyss Mages while out and about on an expedition. The instructions were simple, to slay the offending monsters. However, it was more of a threat than originally thought.

When they had been asked by Katherine to handle it they had asked Kaeya to come along "just in case". He was smug about it, of course, using the opportunity to flirt along the way. It was supposed to be an easy and done commission then after the two agreed to lunch at Good Hunter. Neither of them had expected it to pan out this way.

As they arrived at the designated location, they were greeted with the two offending mages, one Hydro and one Cryo. Kaeya took the Hydro mage as his vision was suitable and they took the Cryo abyss mage.

The mages were swiftly dealt with and both they and Kaeya were patting each other on the back when two more appeared. These two mages were both Pyro. Kaeya's gaze hardened back into one of seriousness and they two made a move to dispatch the newcomers. But two Abyss Mages soon grew into four, four grew into seven and so on. Soon the two were completely and utterly overwhelmed.

They were certain that they had hypothermia with the number of times they had been frozen and they glanced over at Kaeya as he dealt with 3 Pyro Abyss Mages at once, around his waist circled three large icicles. Some of his clothes were singed but he held his ground well.

There was no end in sight. Eventually, the two ended up fighting back to back with one another. They had chunks of ice on their skin and blood dripped from the side of their head. A large burn was singed into their left forearm. Kaeya was fairing no better, sporting more burns than them both from straight fire and the boiling water of Vapourize reactions. He also sported a shoulder injury from an icicle that was sharp enough to pierce his flesh.

His face was hard set in a scowl as he struck another one down, "One of us needs to go get back up."

"Now is not the time to be a martyr, Kaeya!"

His normal laid back attitude was gone, replaced with a much more serious one. His tone seemed angry, "We are unequipped to deal with this many!"

"I'm not going to leave you like this! If we can't deal with it together, what makes you think you can deal with it alone?!"

"We don't have a choice! Go get some fucking backup! NOW!"

They flinched and with a glare, they sprinted toward the city, dodging fire and ice to the best of their abilities. As they got closer they began calling for the knights. Both Swan and Lawrence perked up at the sound of their voice. When the two saw the state they were in the Knights immediately sprung into action as soon as they explained, Swan checking to see if they were ok and Lawrence running to the headquarters to get more of the Knights.

With haste, they set out with several of the Knights in tow. When they came back most of the Abyss Mages were gone but Kaeya was still surrounded, supporting his weight on his sword but not giving up. He was bleeding

They rushed to him and when they blocked a blow with their sword, his legs finally gave out. They caught him, his blood seeping through his clothes soaking theirs. He tried to get back up but couldn't.

"You're going to get yourself killed." They supported his full weight on their shoulder. The Knights began to take on the remaining Mages as they got him away as fast as possible, setting him in the grass.

He said nothing, briefly losing consciousness. Their panic set in as they put their hands on his cheeks, calling out softly. They teared up he didn't respond. They placed their head on his chest, listening for a heartbeat as he lie motionless. They sighed in relief when his eyes cracked open as he woke back up.

"I warned you, you fucking dumbass." Their voice cracked. Using shreds of their jacket to staunch his bleeding in certain places, they gently slapped his face to prevent him from closing his tired eyes again, "Stay awake." Their voice shook and they noticed his breathing was shallow.

They as they began to field dress his injuries, making sure there were no rocks or chunks of ice in them. Most of them had been cauterized from the Pyro. "I'm sorry for dragging you into this."

"And you do this alone? Getting hurt worse than this?" He chuckled painfully, a slight slur to his words, attitude seemingly back to normal. "I don't think so (Princey/Princess)"

They said nothing until they finished their dressing, guilt obvious in their eyes. They felt horrible. If they hadn't dragged him into this to begin with he wouldn't have gotten hurt.

"Stay here." They muttered guilt turning into anger

They got up and joined the Knights in combat until the last Mage fell. The Knights were, for the most part, okay them taking the brunt of the damage so the boys wouldn't have to.

They limped back over to Kaeya, who was exactly where they left him, the Knights hot on their heels, insisting they stop straining their body. They gave him a worried once over as more Knights began to show up with medical supplies and a few of the sisters from the Church, Barbara included. She was tending to his wounds in alarm. He certainly looked better and was more alert.

They plopped down next to him, ignoring Barbara's gasp of horror, worry across their face, "Are you ok now?

His face grew smug at their concern, slinging an arm over their shoulder much to Barbara's dismay "Of course I am."

They chuckled before looking up st him, "We still on for Good Hunter?"

#mine #anon #drabble #100+ followers event #kaeya alberich #genshin kaeya #kaeya x reader #kaeya #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #genshin x reader #gi x reader #tw mentions of injury #tw mentions of blood #slight angst

[carminite-wyrm]

A Genshin Impact Hermitcraft AU Idea, God Help Me

Last year, on September 28, a particular gacha rpg game was released and I, occasionally regrettably, fell straight into playing it. In honour of the fact that this will mean I have lasted nearly a whole year (I got the game a week after bc uni) determinedly not spending any money on Genshin whilst also trying to roll good characters…here’s a bunch of Hermitcraft Genshin AU ideas that I initially came up with at roughly 2.40 am.

The general idea of this AU is that the Hermits end up in a new world that has Genshin-esque mechanics, on top of the usual Minecraft shenanigans. So, Visions and stuff. Also, we’re gonna just…briefly ignore the actual Genshin lore in regards to how Visions and Gnosises (Gnoses?) come about, for this one.

Post-S8, the Hermits are travelling to a new world, ready for another season.

The moment they arrive, it is clear to them all that…something is different. Something is vastly different with this world, for all that it appears much like the previous servers that they have lived in and travelled to. There is something of a…presence to it, in a sense.

When the Something Different doesn’t appear immediately, being the demigods/almost-deities that they are, they go about their days, setting up starter bases, gathering the basic resources and tools, the usual beginnings.

Things change when Doc wakes up one morning after a hard day at work building a new redstone machine, to find a small glowing chess piece lying next to his head, crackling with an ethereal purple light

Upon picking it up, he feels a burst of energy, almost like that one time in the previous world where he and Ren built a lightning-summoning tower

However, the changes it has wrought become apparent later that day when Scar comes out of nowhere with the recording of a creeper’s tell-tale hiss and explosion, and Doc sends him flying backwards with a startled blast of lightning

At first, they chalk it up to ‘Something Funky With Doc’s Current Project’, but after some tests, some experimentation to confirm if it was a one-off reaction…they end up confirming that they may have found out what the Weird Thing about this season’s world is

The duo go to Xisuma with their findings, and, to their collective surprise, X can’t find anything blatantly broken in the server’s code, but he does find a few interesting lines within.

By all appearances, this is not a glitch, but simply an intended feature of the server

Seven lucky hermits, designated as Archons in the server code, will receive a Gnosis, an artefact of elemental power that the server can assign, given to the ‘player who best suits the element’

The server notes speak of how the power granted (and represented through the chess-piece-shaped item) will grant the receiver the capability to shape the land around them

By random chance, other players on the server will also be gifted a Vision, a somewhat lesser artefact that will still grant them a form of elemental power

Given that the Hermits are practically gods in their own right, considering they are already capable of shaping the worlds they arrive in as they see fit…are more curious than worried, at this point

They agree to keep an eye out, to see how chaotic the sudden acquisition of elemental powers will turn out

The next person to receive a Gnosis is Grian, who delights in the bursts of wind he can use to buffer his flight, gliding across the server with naught but the turquoise magic the server has seen fit to grant him

After that, most of the Hermits soon receives some sort of Elemental power from the server

A Summary of Who Gets What (That I can think of so far):

Doc: [Electro Archon]

Can summon lightning, without need for a trident, a thunderstorm, or a machine that can generate an ongoing thunderstorm for as long as its activated

Can also generate an Electro shield, though it does require his active concentration to maintain for longer than a few seconds. This shield appears like a charged creeper’s aura, except purple

Capable of generating a thunderstorm at will, but rarely does it on account of mob spawning dangers

Has found that by channelling a low level of Electro energy, he can in fact power redstone machines just by tapping them/being in close proximity to them

This has proven to both be a blessing and a curse, considering that on occasion, when startled, he has short-circuited some of his machines

Grian: [Anemo Archon]

Generally, uses his powers as a free rocket boost for flying around the server

Upon finding out that he can use the Anemo energy to create pockets of energy that can boost flight, he takes to leaving them all over the server, in convenient locations to make flight that much more efficient

Yes, he absolutely sets up a fancy elytra course that makes use of his flight-boosters to send players rocketing around a course at breakneck paces (poor Scar experiences many instances of kinetic energy)

Bdubs: [Geo Archon]

Suddenly, making mountains and other works of major terraforming is a lot easier

Certainly, he still prefers to sculpt them and detail them by hand, but bringing the basic shape of the mountain forth by brandishing the power of Geo is something that he can do with ease, in this world

A new shop pops up in the shopping district rather quickly after this realisation: Bdub’s Landshaping Service, Now offering quick terraforming at a budget price! (it is, in fact, a service that makes him quite the amount of money)

And when he wants to sleep, without the other hermits breaking his bed? A glowing shield of steadfast golden magic takes care of that.

Gem: [Dendro Archon]

The patch of the server that Gem has claimed for herself quickly springs to life as plants of all varieties grow to surprising proportions, energised by the power that she now can radiate

The effect is most notable in and around her home, of course, but wherever she travels, the plants grow more vibrantly for days afterwards

Adding a forest of birch around her house takes little more than a thought, a fact she uses to prank some of her friends, those who in the last world were rather vocal about their dislike of non-stripped birch

Another power Gem finds herself with is the ability to summon vines even without a surface for them to initially grow upon, and thus it is not uncommon to see Gem building or resting in a hammock of woven vines

Cub: [Cryo] (cannot make up my mind if I think he’d be Archon material or not)

Gathering powdered snow has never been easier, as instead of waiting for a storm to form and last longer than it takes a Hermit to get into the nearest bed, he can simply clap his hands together and a lump of snow shoots out from just above his shoulder.

It does hurt, getting hit by the sudden snow barrage that Cub is now capable of, but except for the occasional snowball fight, his newfound snow-creation ability is used for making increasingly more insane mob farms and snowy building decoration

False: [Pyro]

The magic her Pyro Vision grants her doesn’t become apparent, not for a while, until she visits the Nether for the first time in this world

A mis-swing in a bastion, and suddenly a horde of piglins and hoglins are chasing after her, and there isn’t enough time to pillar away.

She readies her sword and shield, ready to fight, and suddenly her blade crackles to life with bright flames, unlike the fire aspect enchantment in that it actually is on fire.

Every attack she lands, whilst her sword is alight, seems to invigorate her, return strength and stamina that was lost when she had first tried to flee the enraged inhabitants of the bastion

Xisuma:

The admin is one of the few to not receive a Vision or a Gnosis

Quietly, he does admit to being relieved, considering his powers as an admin are already much greater than that of the other Hermits, for all that they are still his equals

And then, one day, whilst X is placing his diamonds to sign up to one of Grian’s newest competitions, he feels a rush of foreign magic, so unlike the familiar ordered pulses of server code

The blast of wind that comes with a swing of his sword, much later whilst he is mob-farming, is greatly surprising, if not unexpected.

The funny thing about all these new powers, granted by the server itself in the form of artefacts that can easily sit in one’s palm, is that for all they are miraculous on their own, the natural capabilities of the Hermits are already enough to rival them

In the hands of an ordinary person, an ordinary player, the powers from this world would bring them close to the near-omnipotence of Creative, could even be the driving force of server-wide conflict.

Powers such as these, while they can build great things, can so easily be used to destroy, to cause war and destruction, and in other realities, they have.

Perhaps whatever trick of fate that caused the server to be capable of granting these powers hoped to create that conflict, to see what would happen when only a few of their number were gifted such strengths.

Later, when the initial surprise and rush to test out the limits of the server’s granted magics dies down, Zedaph approaches Xisuma, one of the few to not possess an artefact of elemental magic, with an observation

Zedaph notes that, from his studies of the Hermits’ new powers, almost all of them are oriented vastly towards combat, whether they be summonable blades of frost, elemental shields, or even the ability to soothe aches and hurts

And even though the Hermits have all found ways to make those powers work in the ways that they wish them to, it does not take away from the fact that the likeliest original purpose of this server’s magic was for fighting

Any other server, any other group, Zedaph quietly says, and there would more than likely have been bloodshed, given the inequality in the range of power granted

At the end of the day however, unexpected gifts of power or not, the Hermits, at their core, are a group that creates and innovates, a band of friends that shape entire worlds with naught but their own ideas and willpower, and regardless of what powers they now possess in this particular realm, that will not change.

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #genshin impact #i tentatively tag genshin as well even though its only by a rather vague association lmao #in which i take some of the mechanics of genshin and go 'hey it would be funny if a bunch of practically-demigods got even more powers' #carminite writes

[mini0range]

Genshin!Pet Shop Trio character design sheets!! (Inspiration from @himenobunn with this post)

Really happy with how these came out, I’ll be doing splash art for each of them so expect WIPs and the like soon!

As always, reblogs are greatly appreciated :)

Character design explanation and choices below the cut! (quite long)

So, you’ll probably that the visions and weapons don’t really match Himeno’s post... That’s cus I felt that other elements/weapons fit them better I’m so sorry T_T but let me explain!

Chifuyu: His name literally means “a thousand winters” and I couldn’t not make him cryo. Also it matches really well with Takemichi who I agree is anemo sword and their visions can create blizzards or something together, just best duo things. Also fits that they both have swords and could practice with one another and be the best partners asgdf they just synergize well together

Design wise, the snowflake pattern is cus of cryo obvi and the bottom of his pants is supposed to be a blizzard. It’s all snow themed, this boi is ready to fight

Baji: Listen, he has to be a pyro claymore. Pyro symbolically cus he was Chifuyu’s first genuine friend so he like... “melted” Chifuyu’s cold edgy middle school exterior lolol. And with Kazu, the two of them are just chaotic ideas one after the other, which fits the “Overloaded” reaction. And claymore is because I absolutely want him to have Wolf’s Gravestone lmao

Design wise, I gave him the sleeveless top since I saw he had one in some official art, and I gave him the necklaces and bracelets he has in his volume cover art. As for the fire/firework pattern, I feel like he’d work part-time at Yoimiya’s Naganohara fireworks or at least be aware of it (I feel like he’d get along with Yoimiya, they both like to set things on fire way too much idk it’s a feeling)

Kazutora: He’s electro because I feel this is the element that can go the most out of control like thunderstorms but, with time and mastery, can be an enormous asset like the way we now have electricity in households. It represents Kazu’s story of  being this unhinged kid to someone who has grown and learned and genuinely wants to move towards a better future. Also cryo and electro have superconduct which lowers physical defense for Baji to go wack. By having Kazu and Chifuyu work together, the three of them can tear any enemy down. It’s all super symbolic for no reason I put way too much thought into this lmao

Design wise, I put tiger stripe patterns since I felt putting an actual tiger would be too much. And in his volume cover art, Kazu has like this nature pattern at the hem of his pants so I put that in his Genshin design.

All three of their visions are in places where they can easily remove and hide them if necessary.

Also, I feel like Toman is a division of the Inazuma Resistance if they were to have a place in this world? (Btw no one dies in this AU okay, there’s probably angst like Kazu maybe betraying them idk, but then seeing the errors of his ways and joining them again. Who knows, I don’t have a plot yet or anything)

Thank you for reading my word vomit lmao I appreciate it

I’ll see you guys in my next post! Follow for more Genshin AU lmao

#tokyo revengers #tokrev #chifuyu matsuno #kazutora hanemiya #baji keisuke #keisuke baji #tokyo revengers fanart #genshin impact #genshin AU #myart #artists on tumblr #tokyo revengers x reader

[sappitus]

Dream SMP Genshin Impact AU

because I love genshin and also dsmp

Dream is one of the 11 harbingers so he is able and willing to fuck shit up

has an Anemo Vision but wishes he had Pyro because it is so so cold in Snezhnaya

enables Sapnap because warmth beats property damage

in reality, he makes great use of his Vision, all light-foot and grace, dealing with his opponents as swiftly as the wind that blessed him

he is rarely seen without a mask, which he claims is to preserve his anonymity

Sapnap and George think he's just dramatic

Sapnap and Dream grew up together as Snezhnaya's infamous chaos duo

only Dream got into the harbingers but that doesn't mean Sapnap isn't dangerous in his own right

a part of the Fatui himself, adept at combat to be sure, he solves his way through problems with sheer strength or arson, whichever works best at the moment

Dream brings him everywhere for harbinger business anyway so he's pretty much in already, despite not being officially recognized

although Dream and Sapnap are part of the Fatui, they aren't entirely loyal to the Tsaritsa, though nobody but them is aware of this fact

they consider themselves a force of their own and they wouldn't be completely wrong in that assessment

they meet George on a harbinger business trip to Fontaine

an up and coming idol in Fontaine, although nobody really knows what George does, everyone is captivated nontheless

all snark and no bite, immediately at odds with Sapnap (it's a front, they actually get along really well), and Dream is intrigued

despite his lack of talent with combat, he's a pretty good healer with his Hydro Vision, even saving Dream and Sapnap's life a couple of times

the chaos duo becomes the chaos trio which will then be known as the Dream Team and the rest is history

(though how Dream managed to bring two people on supposedly confidential harbinger missions without serious repercussions is a mystery)

Technoblade crosses paths with them a few times and a friendly rivalry forms between him and Dream

it really is friendly, although no one believes them because they decimate everything around them when they spar

after traumatizing every animal in the vicinity of Springvale (ticking off the hunters because no one can catch anything anymore but no one's really willing to deliver admonishments to Dream and Technoblade), they part ways, with Techno heading back to Mondstadt, where he grew up

nobody really knows where and why Techno came to be, this boy with boar-like features found near Dawn Winery with barely any memory but if catboys exist, well who's to say pigmen don't?

the citizens of Mondstadt decide that someone should foster him for the time being and Philza (though most just call him Phil), volunteered for the task

the fostering turns into adoption and voila, Phil is officially a father

Phil doesn't have a Vision but he is Mondstadt's most consistent gliding champion and a seasoned adventurer

he teaches Techno what he learned of combat in his time adventuring and techno surpasses his father in skill and soon enough, most everyone in Mondstadt

Techno doesn't have a Vision either, a fact often met with surprise and disbelief because oh Archons how did this guy manage to demolish everyone without a Vision

Techno will tell you to not wait for the gods to give you a Vision of your own and run on spite instead, a much more reliable motivator

following in his father's footsteps, he signs up at the adventurer's guild and bids adieu to his family to go smash some mitachurl heads in

speaking of family, meet his brother, Wilbur

another orphan Phil decided to call his own, Wilbur was adopted after Techno despite being older which led to a lot of "no I'm the older brother" disputes growing up

found near Starsnatch Cliff with a broken lyre still sparking with Electro energy and vague memories of running away and people wanting to take his Vision

Wilbur was pretty much mute for the first few months of his fostering with Phil until Phil gives him a new lyre to replace the one he was found with, when he started opening up

today he's Mondstadt's favorite bard, oozing with charisma and definitely living up to the stereotype

"I heard Wilbur tried to fuck a fish in Cider Lake the other week?" "We don't question it, it's better that way."

despite fish intercourse rumors, Wilbur retains the support of the city, to the point where he tried to start a government while drunk and people were still agreeing with him

Techno put a stop to this before it got out of hand

"Wilbur, it's the City of Freedom, it doesn't need a government. Have you learned nothing from Venessa??"

"anyone caught forming governments will be drop kicked into Cider Lake, am I understood?"

people are more afraid of Techno than they like Wilbur

Wil came home with this little runt of a child once, asking him to form a band with him (the answer was a resolute no)

nevertheless, the child kept coming back, often to bother Wilbur about something which Techno sometimes got dragged into as well

"Tommy for the last time, nobody is willing to form an adventuring team with you as you are 10 years old and a hilichurl could eat you for breakfast and it still wouldn't be full."

Tommy has actual living and breathing parents but Phil still considers him his son and Wilbur and Techno treat him as their brother

he knows how to play the piano hence the band invite to Wilbur but what he really wants to do is be an adventurer

not a Knight of Favonius because, "they're all stuck up, prissy, arses"

(they really aren't, Tommy is just fond of activities that more often than not grant him another scolding from the Knights)

so he asks Techno to train him in secret which he does but the mastery of Cryo was all up to Tommy since Techno doesn't know how Visions work

(leaving Tommy to figure out things himself is a hit-and-miss type of deal; he's a bright boy but the results of his ideas range from helpful to disastrous)

Tommy learns eventually and signs up for his first adventuring deal with his best friend Tubbo, a few years after Techno leaves for his own gig

(they meet on a joint commission once and Tommy sobbed into Techno's shirt, saying that he missed him while he was away. Tommy will never admit to this now but Tubbo can gladly vouch)

I might add more people in the future because this is already vv long gn

#look i know this is just dream team + sleepy bois but this is already way longer than I expected so ill add when i want to lmao #or you can add ur own! #idrc go crazy #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #dream team #wilbur soot #technoblade #philza #tommyinnit #tubbo #sleepy bois inc #genshin impact #mcyt #dream smp #ahaha fuck coherent tenses dude idc #dsmp genshin au