#qijiu

[levia-san]

New favourite genre of YQY (looking at you with empty eyes while blatantly lying)

#svsss #yue qingyuan #qijiu #hes such a wife guy

[princessdave]

Fics that grasp exactly how batshit crazy and over protective Yue Qingyuan would be as a parent — especially over a child that resembles Shen Jiu —are fantastic, I’m all for this mad man going rivers of blood and scorched earth over someone hurting his kid. But I ask you all to consider the comedy potential of that same energy in a low stakes modern au. Yue Qingyuan staying up into the night creating a 12 step plan to destroy the kid who pushed Shen Yuan (because of course SY is his kid) off the swing at the park. Refusing business deals with the parent of the kid that called Shen Yuan a buttface. Researching if he can sue children when someone takes Shen Yuan’s toy dinosaur at daycare.

#svsss #mxtx svsss #yue qingyuan #shen yuan #qijiu #shen jiu

[19silvermirrors]

Qijiu & their horses encounter in the fields🌾

#qijiu #shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #scum villain self saving system #horses #shen jiu #svsss #papercraft #paper figure #paper doll #photoset #shire horse #sunset #not so accidental an encounter now is it

[levemetal]

I have a million and one svsss AU ideas that idk if I'll ever write cause I have 0 confidence in my untested writing skills. Any of these appeal to you?? Go ahead, use 'em. Know any fanfics like that? Please please PLEASE leave them in the comments. Ideas to add? Anything? Please go ahead I have no friends that are as deep in the svsss brainrot as me to subject this to ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

Continued under the cut due to excessive rambling

These will be Ghost King/Calamity!SJ cause he has been living rentfree in my brain ever since one braincell at one AM shouted about it so you have been warned.

- Dual Ghost Kings YQY and SJ, Post canon of PIDW. That's it that's the idea. Their extras hurt my cold dead heart way too much and as much as bbygirl SJ is a piece of shit, Yue Qingyuan deserves happiness, and for that he needs his Xiao-Jiu. Basically YQY does not stay dead when Bingge turns him into a pincushion à la White No Face to Xie Lian except with arrows. What happens from here? Idk didn't get that far but I imagine he steals back his (probably dead) Xiao-Jiu, maybe does some other batshit insane shit like we all know that deep down he's capable of, and the duo fucking COMMUNICATES for once in their life and they live happily ever after. Bonus points for hilarious deaths for Bingge.

- If you're a filthy multishipper like me, want a BingJiu version of the above QiJiu? Easy, SJ decides to haunt Bingge's ass for eternity and vice versa when Bingge kicks the bucket and so they spent the rest of eternity trying to make each other miserable in increasingly ridiculous and creative ways. Maybe along the centuries they find a common enemy or sort their shit out and proceed to make their awful existence everyone else's problem. A match made in hell, truly <3

Are you seeing a theme yet. I like a general comedic air to svsss AUs, it just belongs to the svsss experience ya know? Anyway carrying on-

Shen twins, and SQH twins cause why not. If you want Binghe twins too, actually probably funnier with Binghe twins, where one is our beloved maiden Bingmei and the other OG!PIDW Bingge but forced back in time with memories of the PIDW timeline. Transmigrator SQH aka Airplane gets the peak lord + Mobei-Jun plotline while OG!SQH is just chilling as an An Ding Peak Hallmaster or something. Meanwhile, the Shen twins have a funny game of imposter going on. As far as everyone is concerned, there is only one Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan. Shen Yuan transmigrated in earlier into the novel, but ended up going to CQM with Yue Qi while SJ got stuck in the Qiu household as in canon. From here the details can change but the main idea is that

A) Shen Yuan knows how to do his peak lord job actually

B) SJ is a calamity ghost, having died either in his disciple years or alternatively never made it out of the Qiu household alive

C) Both SY and SJ have been playing switcheroo when SY needs to head out and do stuff or just wants SJ to do his paperwork for him.

I still need a good reason for the switching and duping, but wouldn't it be funny if the disciples just had to deal with their peak lord behaving WILDLY different at times. Most of the time it's good ol' Shen Yuan smiling at disciples, way too enthusiastic for monsters and plants and keeps forgetting his fans everywhere. Then one random week in the month after he has a resting bitch face, scowls, snarls and bitches at anyone and has 0 patience for teenage attempts at music.

Most shrug it off as just terrible migraine weeks, but some disciples are suspicious, most of all Bingge who is CONVINCED something is WrongTM. Like, he KNOWS SQQ and this SQQ is just so different, something must be different. He doesn't know how right he is yet everyone just thinks he's actually insane.

I know this is probably increasingly insane and dumb, but fast forward to the Abyss opening. SJ was probably there to keep an eye on his clumsy twin, but SY ends up asking the ghost to look over the Luos, as the system still demands that they go to the abyss. So SJ after much grumbling agrees (after all he probably just was unmasked as ghost calamity, and the twins as demons, with a huge amount of cultivators moving their way. It's really the smaller hassle to jump into the Abyss and deal with the horrors there. Besides, the scholar in SJ would be curious about the abyss (and SY too let's be honest) ), kicks both in and goes "Alright we're taking an impromptu field trip" and jumps in after leaving SY to deal with the political mess that comes after.

Anyway, the last AU can be changed in various ways, like make it a PIDW time travel fix it with only the OGs around, or just Shen twins, etc. Feel free to shout at me how dumb this all is.

#svsss #svsss au #scum villian self saving system #shen yuan #shen jiu #Yue Qingyuan #luo bingge #luo bingmei #luo binghe #qijiu #bingjiu #bingyuan #bingqiu #liu qingge #shang qinghua #cw svsss spoilers #yeah I have a problem #i'm probably off on a lot of this but open to suggestions and corrections #sorry i have brainrot and it's terminal i'm afraid #maybe i'll finish that ghost king gossip circle sketch i have lying around #might be fun

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

Hi-hi, I saw you still answer asks about your WIP titles and I gotta ask about both ugly catYuan and wenzhou meet as teenagers? Also, I'm so pumped for you to start posting another fic because I LOVE your snippets and would be all over your current long fic if trans pregnancy wasn't a trigger

Also your mud!lian snippet was enough to finally get me into tgcf and I'm Suffering

aww thank you so much, thats so kind! im really excited to start posting more of my wips hehe ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ there are definitely gonna be an influx pretty soon because of some fills for fandom trumps hate and SVSSSAction. it means so much to me that you're reading! (,,> ᴗ <,,) and LMAO im so glad it hooked u into hualian hell

UGLY CATYUAN FIC is. almost finished actually! its probs gonna be the next non-prompt fic i post. another snippet is here!

summary: Weak creatures get snuffed out. It's not only the way life is, it's cosmic justice—those that are too weak to survive get culled by those stronger than them. Nature asserts itself.

In his hands, the kitten is small and wretched and too weak to survive. Shen Jiu takes it home.

Xiao Jiu obviously doesn’t care about that, or even notice. He gives everything a single harsh once over, and paces around the receiving room before whirling on Yue Qingyuan. He marches up to him, extends his hands, and Yue Qingyuan braces for a shove. Instead, he feels something small, warm and shivering be pressed to his chest.  “Fix it.”  He lets go before Yue Qingyuan has fully registered what is being given to him, but thankfully his own hands come up to catch and cradle the small body before it can be dropped. He looks down at the little kitten. The kitten looks up at him… or possibly to either side of him at once.  He delicately taps one small ear with a finger and watches the way it twitches. The kitten is clean of blood, but it is damp and miserable looking. He raises it to his nose— it smells of urine and fear.  “What does it need?”  Xiao Jiu’s face is contorted in frustration. “The stupid thing wants to starve. I’ve been trying to feed it anything for two days. It’s going to die.”  He drops down at Yue Qingyuan’s tea table and looks up at him. Two sets of eyes watching him, asking him for help, in their own ways. Something like fireworks are set off in his lungs. He cups his hands around the kitten and nods.  “It won’t,” he says. Xiao Jiu scoffs, and turns away.  —— The kitten, indeed, will not eat.  That’s alright. Yue Qingyuan is used to keeping alive little, starving things.

[RB incoming with the Wenzhou fic ( ˶´ ᵕ `˶ )]

#bury writes convoluted qijiu reconciliation for the 7897098s time #svsss #ugly catyuan au #for reference #kitten SY looks just like notorious tumblr cat nimbus #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain fanfic #svsss fic #yue qingyuan #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #yqy #sj #sqq #qijiu #qijiu reconciliation #catyuan #shen yuan #sy #burywrites.pdf #buryspeaks.mp3 #my writing #my fics #askbox #79 #shen siblings #but one of them is a cat

[eyeaesteria]

can't get those fics where yqy actively and knowingly hurts sj cause this is how I see him

I mean I KNOW yqy canonically hurt sj by not telling him the truth about what happened in the cave BUT he's also the biggest sqq apologist and will never hear ill about his xiao jiu. u don't like his poisoned tongue? grow up, at least he's talking to u😊

#yqy: so what if he's the devil??? atleast the devil has a JOB and he's active in our community #qijiu #yqy #his user used to be @qigelvssj and sj made him change it #he has a side account to simp & the other peak lords sans lqg have him BLOCKED #svsss

[tadpole-art]

De-aged sqh au featuring Qijiu

#svsss #shang qinghua #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #scum villians self saving system #mxtx #de-aged sqh au #qijiu #art #comic

[aphel1on]

svsss tpmeme 4/4 (for now)

#svsss #mingling #qijiu #bingliushen #liu mingyan #sha hualing #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #tianlang jun #yue qingyuan #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #text post meme #aphelion.txt #lmy #shl #og sqq #yqy #lbh #sqq #lqg #tlj #sqh

[mooncheese3]

haunted

#qijiuweek2023 #qijiu #original shen qingqiu #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #posting early bc SCHOOL #EW #ghost!yqy #malevolent spirit #but he puts the love in malevolent #svsss #mxtx

[disgracefulthings]

Everyone brings up how Shen Yuan is an unreliable narrator, but no one brings up the other unreliable narrator of scum villain:

Shen Jiu: I hate Yue Qingyuan!

Yue Qingyuan: *dies*

Shen Jiu: *loses will to live*

#shen jiu is unreliable because he rather die than admit he cares #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #qijiu #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system #is this joke a bit too dark? #nahhhhhh

[itscherryterry-again]

happy 2009 or smth

#yuejiu #qijiu #scum villian self saving system #liu qingge #luo binghe #luo bingge #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #i dont even know man #gestures vaguely... here.. eat i guess #svsss #mxtx

[liss-art]

Kiss /qijiu/ challenge

#digital art #fan art #by liss art #svsss #scum villain #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #qijiu #kiss challenge

[cocoacat323]

“To be loved is to be changed” but instead of well worn and lovely I’m jagged and sharp. I’m ruined like a feral dog off its chain. I’m chasing after the scraps of myself with you at my heals, holding me far from who I used to be. I’m bloody and disgusting. Love has turned me into something dark and dangerous and evil, something consumed, something consumable.

#bingqiu #qijiu #hannigram #shadowpeach #obikaka #hashimada #catradora #lawlight #soukoku #once again HANNIGRAM #sasunaru #fenqing #skk #sskk #bsd #bsd beast #shin soukoku #hannibal #naruto #to be loved is to be ruined #to be loved is to be a dog. #To be loved is to be changed

[popipurin]

at every angle of shen jiu’s life, qi-ge was there.

until he wasn’t.

#svsss #my art #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #qijiu #scum villian self saving system #svsss fanart #original shen qingqiu

[reipx]

Frayed thread

#svsss #shen qingqiu #qijiu #yue qingyuan #shen jiu #these two make me BAWL their story is SO SAAAD

[levia-san]

Fanart I started for a billboard promo in fall, then missed the deadline, took too long to draw fall trees, then changed them into plum blossoms feat snow for winter themed 79, then missed that deadline and finally finished it a few days ago

Time management is my passion.

uuuh happy qijiu everyone

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Anyway check this out-

The amount of serotonin blinking qijiu gave me is embarassing because otherwise I would've never done this

#qijiu #svsss #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #animation #i guess #im dead serious when i say seeing qijiu blink made me so happy #they poisoned my brain #in tears #this is a call for help #anyway fun story when i was halfway drawing the trees and adding more snow i kept thinking how too little qijiu was dressed... #so i gave them cloaks #.... #if they look rushed #then thats why #fdsjlkdjlksajs