#real life clowns

[clownery-blog]

I have vague memories from recent dreams of being a clown in a circus and some of going to a clown convention and I can't remember anything from any of those dreams, It makes me so sad :•(

#clown #aspiring clown #aspiring clowns #clowns #circus clowns #circus clown #real life clowns #circus #my nightmares are vivid but these dreams i cant remember #sad clown :•(

[heartorbit]

revstar emu save me

#please watch revue starlight #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #Im so mad i wrote 8 million tags stream of consciousness style and then aposted this to the weong account #im not rewriting all that. you get NOTHING. #actually i will say again i have no idea why this kind of blee up on twit please WATCH TEVUE STAKRIGHTBTNGL #i KNOW 4 thiusand of you did not watch it Watch revue starlight Do not speak of yuri unless you partske in the revue #sorry. anyways #the jist of it was ahh the assignments -> making cosplay -> might post it here if i can take a bice photo for once in my life #because im proud of it. as mortifying as it is. #my best friend is cosplaying an im the clown Two lesbians walk into the metro convention centre(is that where toronto comicon is????) #Oh right i was thinking of making little drswings of pjsk charas or at least exs and printing them out in bulk on a dheet of paper #and coloring them in w markers and giving them to people at the pjsk meetup or vendors i get merch from.. #i thought itd be fun. Also i swear to god i have a sheet of like MAGNET paper somewhere i want to make people emu magnets #Ok i fucking for real have to go to sleep i have to get up for class in 5 hours. wuit your college join my emo(daily affirmations)

[gabitzart]

Oh shit the clown!! He moves!!

#avatar band #avatar metal #johannes eckerström #tw clowns #I'm learning toon boom and I needed a test subject #metal clown was chosen as he's basically a real life cartoon man #it was fun..turned put pretty good I guess for someone who hasn't animated in years

[silvery-orchid]

Neuvillette comes off as so charming and subtly manipulative, i think it’s a guarantee that he would win over any in-laws easily.

Imagine Neuvillette slowly developing an obsession with you, but instead of framing you or approaching you directly, he has a few ‘run ins’ with your parents. Helping them with issues that suddenly weren’t there in the past, financial problems, a waning reputation made worse by certain rumors. He really does present himself as the perfect son-in-law. He makes your entire family reliant on him so when the time comes you’ll have no choice but to accept him with the eager approval of everybody around you and the financial pressure building up.

OMG OMG OMGG THIS IS SO TRUE LISTEN.

Imagine you first meet this man in like a vegetable or fruits market (doesn't matter if it is modern au or not) and YOU HATE HIS ASS cus you have been looking at those oranges and apples for hours now and want the best ones and when you come neuvillette is there at the same time AND HE JUST CONVENIENTLY WANTS THOSE.

Que you arguing with him without knowing who he even is and since you had a bad day at work you make it everyone's problem. Then he starts trying to seek you out and ??? Your boss has been put in jail over tax evasion?? Odd but good for you. Wait your division is being relocated? WHY IS THE FRUIT THIEF YOUR NEW BOSS??

Neuvillette tries to get on your good side but it often fails so he changes his tactic to inserting himself in your circles without you knowing. Your parents happen to adore the man they met at the opera last time and wow ..well, well, well, wont you look at him IN YOUR DOORWAY WITH ORANGES AS ONE OF THE THINGS HE BROUGHT TO DINNER. If he touches your elbow with his one more time you will stab his hand or so Lord help you.

Except he will eventually make your entire family rely on him and ask that you become his spouse as a trade off. It seems fair you see. And then when you live in his villa he brings you those oranges all the time that you begin to hate them and try to hit him with their peels when he isnt looking to sustain your sanity.

#asks. #Its like half crack half real i think neuvillette needs a little clown in his life #And you can be that clown for just the simple price of MARRIAGE #neuvillette #genshin neuvillette #neuvillette x reader #yandere neuvillette

[shortmexicangirl]

adrien’s miraculous conception has me thinking

#miraculous ladybug #nathalie is sam as the real love of emilie’s life #duusu is bill as the ‘biological’ father #and gaybriel agreste is harry (clown? coincidence i think not) because. layers. #mamma mia #ml representation #ml spoilers #i guess??? the fact that this image could be classed as a spoiler is hilarious icl

[ami-fly]

hugs

#it #stephen king's it #reddie #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #listen being in reddie hell has been the only stable thing in my life in recent years #so here's some sketches from 2019 #my art #sketch #tw blood #'in a world where clowns are real'

[alternativeulster]

we really are doing it like nobody else though. no other country in the world could have train-based catholic oppression

#where else on earth can you find shit like WE CAN'T LET THE CATHOLICS HAVE TRAINS as a real life actual political issue #absurd place!! #clown car of a country

[tethered-heartstrings]

people who entirely blame jack for what happened with will didn't watch the same show. as the audience, we see that will isn't sleeping, and that hannibal lied about his stability, and will's blackouts and sleepwalking. we are an outside observer privy to information other characters don't see. jack only knows what is told to him, he can't read minds. he can't know how bad will is doing if will doesn't tell him. he trusts will is a grown adult who will take care of himself. a socially and professionally trusted and admired medical professional tells jack that will is fine! what reason does jack have to not believe that will is capable to not only do his job but make the sound decision to stay or go. why is jack the bad guy here?

and regarding will getting arrested, ALL the evidence was against him. he had no memory and no alibi for the murders he was being convicted of. he was at sutcliffe's office when he was murdered, after hours, when no one else (supposedly) was there. he was the last person to see georgia alive. he knew he went to minnesota with abigail and came back without her, no memory of leaving but the hallucination of having killed her. he threw up her ear. flesh and bone and hair of every victim was woven into his lures, a hobby that everyone knew he had. what exactly was jack supposed to think? was he supposed to ignore evidence? it would be against all logic and common sense to just assume will was innocent. even will doubted his own innocence. ofc we, the audience, knew he wasn't guilty, but jack can't see what we see. he even risked his career, against his better judgment, to help will. he had no reason to, but he cares about will. he cares about him a lot, and a lot more than people give him credit for.

jack cared about will deeply, saw him as a friend, for the entire show. giving him the benefit of the doubt up until the very end. the confidence he has that will is a good and trustworthy person in the last episode gets him mocked for "not seeing will as he truly was" but when he assumes will is a killer in s1 people also get mad at him for not having *enough* confidence in will. which is it?

jack is a good agent, a good friend, and did what he could given the tools he had to do his job. he can't help people who refuse his help (aka will), he can only try so much.

and hannibal is a master manipulator. he played every single character on that show and had them convinced he was normal and safe, sometimes for years. every single person who outright blames jack for everything got as manipulated by hannibal as jack did! because hannibal planted distrust between will and jack, and with the audience and jack. if you think jack is the problem, congratulations, you got played by the villain of the show.

#jack crawford #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #had this drafted since july lmao #the speaking clown #this is a pro jack blog #and before anyone makes acab jokes. maybe don't compare a fictional character to irl cops that systematically harm and kill innocent people #in real life and do so repeatedly and brutally and get away with it on paid leave #the scene where freddie lounds gets roughly handcuffed and mandhandled IS inappropriate but DOES NOT compare to #the heinous acts of real life cops

[purrvaire]

black sails + shitpost I have on my phone (pt. 4/?)

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#hello babes it is me again #this time with two more stupid jokes #sprinkling les mis in the clown soup #one day when im less overwhelmed by * life * i will make parallels between silverflint and enjoltaire #then my friends will put me down for good #if you know the context of the second post we are probably best friends #realizing i could slap all the memes about england national football team losing euro2021 on flint and they would probably be correct #im sorry about the charles one #the real enemies to lovers was me and him i really miss my guy #black sails #black sails crack #tumblr text meme #long john silver #james flint #madi scott #dobbs black sails #a man who speaks to my heart (i would also risk it all for silver) #max black sails #jackanne #maxanne #anne bonny #jack rackham #charles vane #user purrvaire

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

#ronald mcdonald #real life #clown tw #fuck marry kill #polls

[tarotmantic]

i will never justify why i like deh bc i don’t have to actually. i can just like it no qualifier needed

#this is inspired by a post but by no means a direct response #im just sick of anyone who ever says they like deh following it up with an ‘even though it sucks’ #u can just say u like it #also it doesn’t suck okay it’s not problematic bc that doesn’t #doesn’t mean anything #the story isn’t trying to tell people to lie about knowing dead kids it’s not a moral lesson #the music slaps #have ur issues with it whatever but stawp with the shame #no media is without flaws #deh is not objectively bad as much as people want to believe that #honestly no one gets to clown on deh when dark romance is insanely popular on tiktok #by which I mean clearly we can understand that media doesn’t have to reflect real life morals #it doesn’t have to be pure and clean #im literally so cold rn #that’s unrelated #let people enjoy deh guilt free #let the tiktok girlies enjoy mafia stalker fiction #live and let live! #do i main tag this #dear evan hansen #deh #dear evan hansen (2021)

[clownery-blog]

#clowns #clown #aspiring clown #clownblr #clown posting #circus #real life clowns #circus clown

[scarletjedi]

I just had a discussion with my wife about the appropriateness of chocolate cake for breakfast. I say it’s no worse than, like, pancakes or donuts. She is less convinced. But then again, she often disagrees with my breakfast choices. So I made a poll based on things that I have eaten for breakfast more than once.

#poll #breakfast #sj in real life #this is silly #I’m clowning on myself but I feel no shame about leftover spare ribs at 8:30am

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: eRrR...

day 113

and then water attacks him or something lmfao

#homestuck #gamzee makara #stock images #plumber #daily post #digital art #saturated #bright colours cw #sink #gamzee #random art #tw bright colors #gay clown becomes a plumber (real) #daily gamzee #gamzee fanart #art #homestuck fandom #homestuck gamzee #soup #real life situation

[halloawhatisthis]

Elementary playing the long game with Odker (part 6):

5x09 It Serves You Right To Suffer 5x12 Crowned Clown, Downtown Brown 5x13 Over A Barrel 5x14 Rekt In Real Life 5x16 Fidelity 5x18 Dead Man's Tale 5x19 High Heat 5x21 Fly Into Rage, Make A Bad Landing 5x23 Scrambled

#elementaryedit #elementasquee #*elementary #elementary #odker #it serves you right to suffer #crowned clown downtown brown #over a barrel #rekt in real life #fidelity #dead man's tale #high heat #fly into rage make a bad landing #scrambled

[windydrawallday]

Long-PSA-short of sorts that's more a vent: I was always aware my behavior and way of expressing myself online can surprise many people, especially if they are not used to someone who uses the writing medium as a playful form to tell emotions in a very descriptive way as I do. I'm quite affectionate with words, yes. And I always beg people I hang with personally to let me know if some of that bothers them, curtly of course. So far there have been few instances of individuals confusing those signals with ulterior means, things I assure you there's nothing more than me being friendly and supportive.

Imagine idk an excited dog seeing its owner haha

Until the past week, I found myself being tackled by something that made me almost knock everything aside because it made me realize that probably I'm a walking trigger/squick inducer with even the way I wield words like "love" and "friendship".

Almost...

I'm pretty tolerant of whatever way people conduct themselves in this life, the only moment I flinch is when an individual assumes from my default behavior and presentation that I want to impose my way of life... And nopes.

This is simply how and who I am. Nothing more, nothing less. I don't search for conflict but for understanding. My language for expressing marvel and reflections is like this, never to make the other feel awkward or attacked.

So, it upset me knowing that by wielding this forever welcoming and lovable disposition, I can be something to fear and even despite... to some people.

But, you know? That means that my "love" and "friendship" lifestyle are not made for you, no reason to come back to me and point at it. Just keep walking if you have only rage and rejection to give as a reply to my point of view. Because by wielding rage and rejection, what you only do is burn bridges. To create conflict and assume imaginary antagonistic scenarios where there's nothing of that at all.

You can't create the world you wish to live in by burning bridges.

It took me a lot too to forge who I am right now. I even keep learning and chiseling through traumas and mistakes—kindness and patience taught me more than rage and rejection. And "love" and "friendship" are the bricks I chose to build those bridges. I know everyone else uses different concepts but in the end, we all build bridges. By creating bridges and inviting others to do the same, I expand not only my world, but the other's too!

Isn't that better than demanding to be this or that through a black/white flag of rage and rejection? I think so. And I understand perfectly we sometimes need to be blunt when marking our boundaries. Still, never justifies treating the other bad.

And if some of you find "fake" or distasteful the way I wear this flag of "love" and "friendship" I'm sorry: this place will never be safe for you then. The exit door is always open. Go ahead.

I hope you find your place and flags out there too, but don't forget that to do that you need to build bridges. If you don't want to call it "friendship" call it "glue" or whatever makes you comfortable, but don't kick people like me who fought with claws and teeth to reclaim those words and feelings.

Fight your fight by being a good example, not a bad experience that makes someone never want to deal with something like this again in their life.

"Any color you like, (in the end) they're all blue."

#windy squeals #im so sorry if i end upsetting someone with my point of view #with my expressive way to use words #or my overly dramatic behavior #its all real i swear these are all real #and you dont need to give me back the same level of energy #just be clear af and say what you need because i dont read minds #im tired of being seeing as a clown or be infantilized because of this #or feared like im a sort of vampire that sucks emotions because NO #or that im intolerant to people that dont follow those -normatives because believe me #im too very asocial to certain cues but intead of raging about them #i try to create new rules that fit better my way to navigate life #the only way to achieve what we want is by stating it gently #not setting on fire posibilities to create new connections and points of view #but i guess there will be always be people that prefer to live in a bubble and expect the whole diverse world to mold to them #and i say that as an aroace that used to be intolerant of the normatives that push my boundaries to the edge #but eh sometimes youll fight but most of the times youll need to dodge and learn to avoid bullets #listen if i sound ableist with this whatever i am then #im not perfect #gotta keep reading and relearning and updating my brain ugh