#rico does her makeup

[cleolinda]

Weekend links

My posts

RICO suave: Are the Trump indictments election interference? No. Hope this helped.

Hozier's Unreal Unearth is out! The first unreleased track to snag on my ear was "Who We Are." If you get the album on Apple Music (idk about other services), it comes with helpful liner notes about each song. Also, the video for "De Selby (Part 2)" with Domhnall Gleeson came out earlier this week, and it turned out to have a link to an earlier song. It's a video that posits that, if all you have is yourself and a shovel, everything looks like a murder.

(Bonus: "The justifiable horror this tweet has been met with is frankly thrilling.")

("Be nice to that man.")

Me for some reason: I have a strange complex that came from being lightly bullied for liking literally anything as a kid

I used to be picky about perfume but now I will try anything for the bit

As you see, I posted a lot this week without actually producing an Effort Post. I am currently testing my grandmother's favorite perfume while being very confused that it doesn't smell like what I remember, but it kind of does? But it kind of doesn't. Also, it's supposed to smell like Coke. But it really doesn't. Anyway, whatever I say I plan to do/write/post, the opposite happens, so we'll leave it at that.

Reblogs of interest

This is not a politics blog, but I am always here for someone dunking on Ron DeSantis

Grooveless, plain and forlorn: Plorn Dickens

Hope is a skill

Illustrations for Picnic at Hanging Rock

Extremely gilded and incredibly beige

Video

The aftermath of male leads in movies getting shot, according to different countries

"The real reason we have a washer": a banger

"I wonder what happened to all the stuff I've lost in my life"

Gwah

The sacred texts

Big week for the classics:

The 18th anniversary of THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

The "joke song lyrics" post got better

"This isn’t an exact quote but it’s like 'her toes were like snails, small white stones delicate bones, small white shells'": a Livejournal flashback

None pizza with left beef

Personal tags of the week

Both #cats and #pallas cat, including a video of a blissed-out orange cat getting his "makeup" done that I have watched about twenty times

#weekend links #odds and ends #linkspam

[derpyk726]

Maya and the Three + Analog Horror

Hey guys! I have been thinking of a Maya and the three au. So I’ve been interested in analog horror, and thought if Maya and the three + analog horror would make a pretty good au.

So here’s my summary of the au. In the modern times, a newly wed couple (Maya and Zatz) are two archeologists, while having an expedition throughout South America, as well as their honeymoon 😁, but they hear rumors, that people have gone missing in the forests of Brazil, as well as in the mountains of Peru. There have also been rumors of vengeful spirits roaming around South America, looking for those who wronged them. These spirits are known as “The Three” (Rico, Chimi, and Picchu) and there is also a story, of 3 outcasts from Luna Island, Jungle Lands, as well as the Golden Mountains, who were forced to be sent to the god of war, Lord Mictlan, in order for the kingdoms to be saved. The Three died very brutal deaths, and because of Lord Mictlan, cursed to live as monstrous entities, for 500 years. The Three had hope, that the Teca army, but they came too late, and were slaughtered as well. There were gods who chose to escape because of Lord Mictlan’s insanity (Camazotz, Lady Micte, Vucub, Cipactli, and Cabrakan). The escaped Gods went away and started new lives in North America. The wife of Lord Mictlan, Lady Micte, started a family with a man and his wife, and they loved each other very much (King Teca and Queen Teca), and had 4 children. Two children are also expected from the family. Lady Micte then decides stop Mictlan, as well as free the spirits of the Three, but she sadly fails, along with Camazotz, who also left his family behind. Before going to South America to stop Lord Mictlan, Lady Micte makes a video message to Maya, one of her youngest children, that she’s sorry she had to leave her behind, because of a cause, as well as revealing that she’s the Goddess of Death. This leaves to a 27 yr old Maya, and her new husband, Zack (Zatz), while also having their expedition, as well as their honeymoon, to look for their missing parent, as well as free the Three

And now, for the Three!

Rico: Rico’s a very tragic soul, whose limbs can float, as well as his head. He tends to stay hidden from the people, who don’t know that he lives in this part of the area. But he also has company and basically journeys through South America with his friend, the Stone Giant (Picchu), while also trying to seek friendship from the Forest Spirit (Chimi). However, if angered, he will try to kill, with his magic. There is a 50% chance that you can survive Rico. But if you succeed in being friends with Rico, he will come with you, as well as have faith in you, to get the other two of the Three. He may look dangerous, but he’s just hurt, wanting to go home. He also disguises himself as a beggar when the sun arrives, always wearing a scarf, so people wouldn’t see that his head’s floating. Whenever he floats with his head, his hair also spreads, like Medusa. He also does Peasant Magic, which he mastered over the 500 years of his misery. He will try to help you go against the God of War too, as well as finding the other spirits. Rico always wanted to be lovingly embraced, if a mortal understands what he has been going through.

Chimi: Chimi’s a soul who has been deeply wronged, and is the one with the most vengeance. She has no lower body, her arms are stretched and sharp, so she can slice victims, but she also knows how to use her bow, often jumping and shooting. She has very sharp canines, clothes covered in mud and blood, her hair down and messy, her very tainted makeup, pitch black eyes, and also a very, very disturbing smile. She often talks to the Stone Giant, and also to the Sorcerer Spirit, sometimes, and often has a soft spot for them, that they are suffering the same fate as her too. If angered, Chimi will chase you on her arms (like the Japanese yo Kai, Teke Teke), and will slice the victim with her hands. Another alternate, she will try to shoot her bow at you, and once you’ve been impaled by one, she will pounce and attack you. There is a 30% chance you can survive against Chimi. If you do end up making friends with the spirit, always, I mean always, make sure that you’re not going to leave her behind, as well as betray her, so she wouldn’t get hurt and try to kill you again, but if you do, she will be very loyal to you, as your protector, while also being starved of physical affection.

Picchu: Picchu is a soul made of stone, who always roams around the Andes Mountains at night, and turning into a mountain when day comes. Picchu’s eyes are just two very deep holes, with jagged cracks below, and is always crying two water falls. He doesn’t talk, but can make sounds to show how he’s feeling. His hair is grass and vines, as well as a fruit tree on his head. He sometimes walks around the mountains, with his friend, the Sorcerer Spirit. Picchu isn’t really a spirit that kills people, but when angered, his body will have cracks, with lava inside, and well as his hair also turning into lava. His chest has a very huge hole that goes through his body. He and Rico are the most nicest spirits from the Three, but also likes spending time with his friends. There’s a 10% chance if you can survive against Picchu. If you become friends with Picchu, he’s really nice once you get to know him, and he’s also really sensitive, if you hurt his feelings. Picchu will try to give you a ride around the mountains, as well as the whole South America, if he doesn’t get caught. He too, has been starved of physical affection.

#maya and the three #Maya and the three Rico #Maya and the three Picchu #Maya and the three Chimi #Au #alternate universe #analog horror

[ghost-party]

A follow-up to this post. Thanks for the suggestion, @quiveringdeer! 😁

Mikasa: never talks about her personal life // on the quieter side, but she opens up with close friends // teaches self-defense classes after school // downright chilling when she’s angry

Sasha: the excitable teacher // always thinking of ways to talk about food // petitions for classroom potlucks // has a whole snack drawer in her desk // Connie’s right-hand partner in pranks

Historia: sweet and bubbly, but don’t break her rules // takes off points when students are late // but she offers lots of extra credit // encourages creativity // knows all the best teacher shoes

Ymir: will out-sass any student, hands down // nothing fazes her // hates having to repeat herself // only says yes to helping with activities if Historia asks // notoriously behind on grading

Petra: the over-achiever teacher // advises two clubs and coaches volleyball // regularly bakes treats for her coworkers // friendly but firm // looks like a cinnamon roll, could make you cry

Nanaba: the mom teacher // always wants to make sure everyone’s okay // very understanding but not a pushover // coaches cross country // secretly enjoys chaperoning school dances

Annie: does not enjoy socializing, please don’t make her // gives succinct directions and feedback // rarely laughs, so students go to great lengths to make it happen // really is very kind

Pieck: the boho-chic teacher // usually wears soft, flowy skirts and dresses // VERY chill, makes her classroom cozy and inviting (string lights, beanbag chairs) // likes astrology and crystals

Hitch: thinks she’s the “hot” teacher (but it’s actually Mikasa) // texts during class // swaps makeup tips with her students // keeps slippers under her desk // despises teacher in-service days

Rico: the uptight teacher // knows every school rule by heart // a stickler for hall passes // oversees the student council // her desk is always neat and tidy // often comes in on weekends

#attack on titan #aot #attack on titan headcanons #aot headcanons #mikasa ackerman #sasha braus #historia reiss #ymir #petra ral #nanaba #annie leonhart #pieck finger #hitch dreyse #rico brzenska

[stargazing-zani]

State headcanons round 2!

random energy go!

- Minnesota, Mr. Land-of-a-Thousand-Lakes, is freckled all over. One freckle for each lake!

-Hawai’i does not mind pinapple on pizza. She does, however, mind that style being called “Hawaiian Pizza”. Pineapples are not indigenous to Hawai’i, and the style of putting it on pizza came from a Greek-Canadian. Do not bring the topic up around her, you WILL be humiliated. 

-Maine and Maryland enjoy having lunch together and tend to swap seafood recipies. Sometimes they invite Louisiana, but only when the feel like letting things go a little wild. 

-Illinois is missing a pinky from when he worked in Chicago in the meatpacking industry in the 1890′s. 

-Texas’ house (when not at the statehouse) is massive -- basically a mcmansion ranch decked out in just about every Texas thing you could imagine. But if you look in the smallest guest bathroom, you’ll see a noticably different decor -- bats. The animal. Pictures of them from floor to ceiling. This is Austin’s doing. (He’s got the bats that roost under the bridge and is home to Batcon International. He’s obsessed with them.) It drives Texas crazy, but the agreement was either that or a pride flag, and he’d rather burn brisket than do that.

-Arizona’s sleep cycle is wack. Aside from being one of the few states that doesn’t accept daylight savings time, he takes big siestas from 1-5pm to avoid the hottest times of the day. This infuriates everyone. 

-Nebraska and Iowa are buds with a rivalry that only they understand. Currently they are fighting about irrigation. Iowa has the upper hand because he has rain-fed corn while Nebraska has to use the Ogallala aquifer, which he mostly drained up. 

-California might be bi, but he believes himself to be an ally first and foremost. There’s nothing wrong with other people being gay. 

-Florida, New Mexico, and Puerto Rico speak Spanish the most fluently, but other states can speak it too! California and New York can hold conversations, Arizona and Colorado can understand when you’re talking shit about them, and Texas can speak it quite well, but with a god-awful accent. 

-Wyoming is somehow allowed to go into the off-limits-for-people section of Yellowstone. He spends his time in there petting bison like a disney princess.

-As a joke, the some northern states tried to convince the southern states that an ice scraper for your car was a sex toy. It worked. Alabama especially made a fool of himself trying to ban it.

-Nevada can do makeup, and do it well.

-The Gov feels... off... to the other states because he doesn’t represent a certain group of people or a certain area. At least the not-states like DC and Puerto Rico feel a sense of possesion and belonging among their people and land. They’re fine. The Gov is just an idea of organization and order. To the states, he feels like if someone didn’t have a shadow. Creepy. 

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #my stuff

[blackstarmylove]

Favorite Physical Traits (HC)

Fandom: Blackstar Theater Starless

Pairing: Teams W, B x fem!Reader

Warning: None

Requested by: @arleccine​

Prompt: Could I ask for body type headcanons? As in, what type of figure do they find most attractive in a partner and what physical traits appeal to them most– for teams W and B, fem reader.

A/N: Sure thing! I picked one favorite trait. 

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Mizuki likes a woman who is active so that she can keep up with his endless energy. 

His favorite physical trait is your lips. Your lips give him smiles that can turn even his worst day around and kisses - your lips give him the world’s best kisses. 

Ran doesn’t care for the type of figure as long as he can give her a bear hug without breaking her bones. 

His favorite trait is your hair. Ran loves running his fingers through your hair and playing with your strands. His favorite, though, is nuzzling his face in your hair~.

Rather than figure, Heath is more concerned about being with someone who is too energetic. He feels breathless just thinking about having to keep up with their energy. 

Heath absolutely loves your smile and can’t get enough of it. On days when he’s quietly struggling with his health, your smile gives him the strength he needs. 

Rico prefers a woman who is just as health-conscious as him. 

His favorite features are well-maintained hands. If you have long nails and paint them, that’s a bonus for him. Rico loves to admire your hands and even do your nails when he has the time. 

Instead of the type of figure, Kongou cares way more about a healthy appetite. He wants to be with someone who will happily eat his cooking. 

Eyes are Kongou’s favorite features. If you have large eyes or wear makeup to make your eyes look bigger, he won’t be able to stop staring at you. 

Kokuyou prefers a petite woman. If they have an argument, he can throw her over his shoulder and immediately win the fight. 

His favorite physical traits are collarbones. He loves placing kisses on your collarbones as well as running his finger along the clavicle.  

He doesn’t care as much about figure as he does about personality and intelligence.

Eyes are Sin’s favorite physical trait. As the saying goes, eyes are the mirror to the soul, and looking into your eyes makes Sin feel like he’s looking into your soul. 

Akira thinks all women are cute, regardless of their body size. 

Cheeks! His favorite features are cheeks. He loves to pinch your cheeks, and if you have round or chubby cheeks, he will pinch them 24/7. 

Takami doesn’t have a size preference but finds hourglass figures attractive - just as long as the waist is curved. 

His favorite physical feature is the waist. He likes holding you by the waist and wrapping his arm around it. Sometimes when you two are alone, he will subconsciously stroke the curves of your waist and hips.

Taiga doesn’t want to be with a woman who is hyper-focused on maintaining her figure. Dating her would mean getting lectured for sitting around playing video games and not eating healthy. 

His favorite feature is legs, especially long legs, but if you aren’t tall, that's fine. As long as you wear things to show off your legs, Taiga will be happy. 

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➣ BlackStar Theater Starless Masterlists [1][2][3] ➣ Main Masterlist

➣ Buy me a Ko-fi? ➣ Commission: Open || Requests: Closed

#bsts #blackstar theater starless #bsts kokuyou #bsts sin #bsts taiga #bsts takami #bsts akira #bsts mizuki #bsts kongou #bsts rico #bsts ran #bsts heath

[desert-bluffs-and-me]

WTNV quick rundown - The Novel -

This is the post talking about random facts we learnt about Diane, Josh and Jackie! Basic plot of the novel is here. NV/King City and MITTJ random facts here. NV citizens random facts here.

The history of the town of Night Vale is long and complicated, reaching back thousands of years to the earliest indigenous people in the desert. We will cover none of this here. […] It is a friendly desert community, where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights past overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.

Diane is described as having a kind face, conservative clothing/makeup and a serious demeanor. Diane is mixed-race, but it's not specified how though it is stated that she was bullied as a child by others who were the same race as one parent but not the other. She's also been told she's dark enough to 'not need to tan' but also too pale to 'really look mixed race'.

Diane doesn't like invisible pie and believes in mountains.

Josh has human forms, but these like his others are somewhat contradictory. His human self is described as both tall/skinny and short, with chubby-cheeks. He wears glasses and has long teeth he hides when he smiles. Either way, Diane is always able to tell what is and isn't Josh. He apparently has 'dream forms' which are scary.

Diane's job was to work with databases which contain information on people in NV, such as all their personal details/life events. She is supposed to use that information to send them personalised mailings. Diane doesn't know what their company actually sells but her boss, Catharine, tells her that she's doing a good job. Sometimes she looks up information on people just to try and get to know them, since she doesn't have any friends*. Her office is in the server room, which is secluded and lonely because the company outsources it's IT help.

As well as 'Evan', Dawn and Catharine**, Diane also works with people called Piotr, Celia, Maya, Mortellus, Tina, Alan, Ricardo and several men all called Shaun who work in sales.

*Diane isn't sure if she is socially lazy or awkward but would rather Josh learn to be awkward from her than anything from Troy. She also lied to get her current job after working a low pay job at Big Rico's, teaching herself databases from scratch only after she got the job.

**Catharine is terrified of tarantulas (there's one in her office, which she later kills and pawns the body of), remembers all the ages she's ever been and has a clay paperweight from her daughter signed 'by your seed'. There's also a photo of a younger Catharine with a boy called Kim on her desk. It's unclear how Kim is related to Catharine though.

Diane's parents are not married because they felt they didn't need to fill out paperwork to get their love approved by a Smiling God. People have often asked her invasive questions about this.

Diane and Troy met when Diane was 18 and Troy was 17. She fell pregnant after they were together only 8 months. Troy left NV when Josh was 1, citing 'a military family' and 'mistakes' as his reason for leaving her. Josh is named after a retired army ranger uncle of Troy's.

*Diane drifted apart from her childhood friends due to age, changing circumstances, and the high rate of mysterious disappearances in NV. She lost her last friend, Cynthia Yin (met in 3rd grade music censorship class) in her mid-twenties.

Diane broke her arm at age 12 after being grappled by her mothers ficus, breaking free, falling down the stairs onto the emergency trap door and onto the basement rock-pile.

Diane has an 'American Express Uranium card'. It is made entirely out of enriched uranium and does not allow revolving credit. It's not accepted many places, but if somebody accepts it and survives you get double milege points.

During her time in KC, Diane feels she is both in KC and also many other places doing many other things. She can also see different versions of the KC citizens.

Jackie also has no friends, mostly because she was stuck in her routine and partially because all of her friends grew up and she didn't. Her last friend, Noelle Connolly, was 58 when the two of them stopped talking.

Jackie likes orange juice and listening to Cecil's show on her 'small portable' 2ft wide, 1 1/2 feet tall, 14lb radio with a pearl handle and sharply-angled open-beaked eagles carved into the upper corners.

She has apparently never felt fear (that she remembers) before getting the King City paper. She also according to her mother has the tendency to get hurt but not really feel it.

She owns a blue Mazda with double red stripes that she doesn't wash. It's transmission is just a bag of rocks attached by a string to the gear change which causes a lot of confusion when she takes it to a mechanics.

There was a 'NV Shakespeare in the pit' event where Jackie broke her leg falling into the pit but got a cool promotional pen that she loves.

Jackie's mother has a thick green lawn which frustrates her water conscious neighbours. She lives in the neighbourhood of Sand Pit, between the developments of Palm Frond Majesty and Weeping Miner. It's a neighbourhood of single family houses with small garand front yards and backyards that run steeply into hills unsuitable for planting. She comments that Jackie has always got 'straight to the point' and once got very upset that she had to have her birthday party the day before her birthday because her actual birthday was on a school day.

Jackie's 5th birthday party was in the fenced off birthday party area in Mission Grove Park. It had a pinata full of bees and Troy was there.

Jackie sometimes thinks about love and dating but not in a serious way. She thinks Carlos is handsome, not just because of his physical traits but also his demeanor and the beautiful things he does.

Jackie is able to mentally will the paper into flames (not that it matters, it just comes back).

In her pawn shop she has a tear that Diane pawned, a couple of the flamingos pawned by Josie (until she steals them back because of their danger), the man in the pinstripe suits Mercedes, the dead tarantula in a box donated by Catharine and a series of cute porcelain figures depicting young couples committing thought crimes and hiding the evidence.

When Jackie gets hurt, the hospital gives her painkillers which are just a bag of woodchips. Considering they also recommended that Diane place her burnt ear on aerated soil, so medicine isn't exactly great in NV.

Here's how pawning works by the way: First you wash your hands in one of the fonts of purified water whilst chanting. Second you present your item to Jackie who will always initially value it at $11 before offering something else, usually money, sometimes dreams, experiences or visions. Third, you will die but only for a short while then come back to claim the ticket for your item.

The ticket will include a random number, the light quality at the time, the general feeling of the weather outside and Jackie's thoughts at the time.

She also closes up whenever she simply feels it's time to do so, removing and hiding the doors of the pawn shop to deter thieves. It doesn't, as we know, since Josie walks in and takes the flamingos later on.

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #wtnv quick rundown #wtnv the novel #wtnv the novel rundown

[dissonantia-goddess-of-chaos]

Javier Rico A.K.A Alastor, unpredictable and chaotic: [32]

Some people might say that Javier was a crook who was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and was pushed into a vat of chemicals. Others think he was an abused and bullied teenager who suffered at the hands of his parents and was burned alive. His origins are unknown, and Javier prefers it that way, his forgotten past locked up deep in his subconscious. An insane mutated serial killer who's powers are luck and unpredictability takes advantage of everything around him, his motives for his actions are for the fun of it and spite towards existence itself. He is a 6"5 ft athletic white male with disheveled, long, and straight, black hair, pale skin with chemical and burn scars on his arms, torso, legs and face, black sunken eye sockets, dark aqua green irises, and most of the time has a deranged ear-to-ear smile on his face. He wears a ripped, stained and moth eaten black tank top, with some kind of orange mechanic jumpsuit, with the sleeves tied around his waist as if he was wearing a sweater. Around his neck and some parts of his arms he wears bloody bandages. Either on his face or on his person, Javier has a mask made from the face of a clown who humiliated him at a circus show by throwing and smearing a whipped cream pie on his face, triggering the man to slice the clown's face off with a knife. The mask itself is already decaying, the clown makeup still on it. While he can be playful and respectful (when he wants to be), Javier is constantly sarcastic, sadistic, cruel, and cunning, making dark and offensive jokes about serious topics, using unnecessary torture methods on his victims, and his erratic mindset makes it difficult to predict his next goal or action—an example of this is that sometimes he will break out of the psychiatric ward, or stay and "behave" for at least a few months. Javier's attitude consists of being cocky and mischievous, especially around women (and some men, but doesn't label himself as pansexual or bisexual) he takes a liking to, resulting him showing his more perverted and joker self. But he does have a tendency to become attached and obsessed over a woman/man and the amount of how many people she/he slept with, causing him to become "overprotective" of that person. This often results in Javier tracking down the list of lovers and killing them all one by one; if the person he fell in love with reacts negatively to this, he either let's them go or adds them to the body count. Anything can be a weapon for him to use—a stop sign, a chair, a pigeon, a hotdog, a vacuum cleaner, a trash can, a bed, a spoon, etc.. He also has the (un)unique ability to summon whatever item he wishes out of thin air, but it has to be with comedic timing. During his stay in a mental asylum, a music box was gifted to him by Dissonantia in a disguise. When he opened it, he was overwhelmed by black smoke, and accidentally inhaled it, causing him to be hospitalized for a week, unknown to him and the doctors at the time that the smoke turned him into an unearthly and immortal terror with reality warping, further deteriorating his already crumbled mental state. He is currently fixated on Domino, Harley Quinn, Loki, Punchline, Scarlet Witch, Jason Todd, Cyborg, Daredevil, Thor, Wolverine, Emma Frost, Rogue, Mystique, Black Cat, Power Girl, Johnny Blaze, Frank Castle, and Deadpool. Done with being constantly captured by S.H.I.E.L.D., he started training with Discord, Dissonantia's male counterpart, and consuming more of the Gods of Chaos' blood to become more powerful—soon he wasn't a man anymore, but a cosmic demon with unholy power and abilities. Not strong as Dissonantia herself, but enough to rival against the power level of her children. [?] (DC Comics/Marvel)

His villain name is "Alastor", which means tormentor (not inspired by the Hazbin Hotel character).

He has a mild case of Pyrophobia and Capnophobia. He often avoids smokers in public and doesn't use fire as a torture method. Lighting a match in front of him always results in someone getting hurt.

He is in an alliance with Dissonantia, but neither really trust each other. His reasoning? Dissonantia is unstable and has anger issues. Her reasoning? He's after Johnny.

Has been seen eating human meat.

Likes pineapple on pizza and ranch dressing on the side.

Has plenty of other masks and costumes in his secret hideouts in both universes.

Although he is attracted to men, he doesn't act or treat them any different as he does with women. They are all the same to him.

He does have a particular type: unhinged and mentally ill people, especially the ones who are mentally weak and vulnerable.

He's a top. Dom top.

He is still a virgin, despite his sex-raging hormones. Not hard to guess why.

Likes BDSM, especially biting, breeding, and knife play kinks.

Doesn't have a license to drive, so he walks. He always manages to get where he has to go on time.

Tendency to stare inappropriately, in very inappropriate situations.

Drools. Is he hungry, horny, or head empty?

Love-hate relationship with clowns ever since the incident. They secretly turn him on, but also gives him the urge to rip out their spines.

Sleeps once in a while.

Unknown mental illness or he's faking insanity. No one knows.

Actually likes making kids laugh. He has stated in multiple interviews that he does wish to adopt or conceive a kid with a loving spouse, but feels like he's not ready to start a family yet.

Hates seeing rape, sexual assault, and harassment on others, especially on children. He will act on his murderous instincts and bring justice to light.

Oddly enough, he's a good cook. Despite the whole phobia thing.

Actively ignores talking about his past if it's brought up in a conversation, or acts as if he doesn't remember.

His voice is a mix of Joker (Mark Hamill) and Jeff the Killer. Slightly deep but cheery. Too cheery at times.

He often draws on himself with sharpie, or cuts himself to make disturbing illustrations.

Knows lots of magic tricks.

Loves dogs. Hates snakes.

Wishes to eat Red Skull's brain.

Often fantasizes about Deadpool.

14 inches, five inches. I'm not adding any more context.

He can be hired as an assassin. One time, a married woman hired him to kill her husband whom she expected was cheating on her with his boss. He took the deal, murdered the husband by caving his skull in with a rusty pipe, and bit the lover's head off. When it was time for him to get paid, he crushed the wife's skull and searched her corpse and house for money and valuables, then left.

The Penance Stare doesn't work on him. He doesn't regret any of the pain he inflicted on others.

Uses duel sickles as his signature weapon.

Can teleport to Hell and back.

Super long tongue ;)

Mouth can stretch far enough to fit a whole human head inside of him.

During Discord's training session, Alastor learn several different martial arts, could now properly stealth and hide himself in the darkness, could shapeshift and change his outfit at will for better disguises (now could change into a female counterpart of himself), and his "luck" was starting to become more effective in battle.

By drinking Discord/Dissonantia's blood, he started gaining more demonic powers and abilities, such as able to disappear in thin air, turn into wispy black smoke with four red eyes, shapeshift more efficiently, could move at inhumane speeds that not even a bullet could hit him, have a faster health regeneration rate, could withstand more damage to his body, and is much, much more stronger than before. His fingers can sharpen into dagger-like blades, and his features become more "uncanny" to witness.

He can change into a demonic "titan" like form with four red eyes if he gets angry enough that causes Dissonantia's blood to boil and react violently inside of him.

If the situation calls for it, he can use savagery and animalistic fighting tactics to take down his victims.

In an official relationship with Deadpool!

When he first met Ellie, Deadpool's daughter, Alastor adored her and treated her as if she was his own. He would spend hours showing her magic tricks, and often give her gifts. At first, he was scared of accidentally frightening the child and often wore medical masks or sunglasses around Eleanor, but eventually both became comfortable around each other so Alastor didn't have to hide his face anymore. He also helped Wade bond with his daughter again, and vowed to always protect Ellie in case Deadpool couldn't be there for her.

Towards Deadpool's other past lovers, however, Alastor hated every single one of them with a burning passion. He started hunting down each one and either slaughtering them and feasting on their carcasses or sacrificing them to Dissonantia. Shiklah received the worst fate of them all: after witnessing Alastor devouring Dracula alive, she was drained of her magic powers due to Javier sucking them out of her through a kiss of Death, and was force to endure being eaten alive feet first, unable to stop her slow demise until the light left her eyes.

Dissonantia and Discord, proud of Alastor for his accomplishment of defeating Shiklah, granted him the title of King/Queen of Monsters and allowed him to govern the Monster Metropolis. Dissonantia assigned Unforgiven to be his advisor.

He also managed to kill Lady Death, which allowed Dissonantia to give the title and position of the Grim Reaper to her son Damian.

#oc #dc rp #dc #dc comics #marvel oc #marvel #marvel roleplay #serial killer #tw Pyrophobia #genderfluid #michael myers #jason voorhees #crossover #deadpool #Deadpool x oc #oc x canon #mixed messages #red flags

[boyinafandom]

It’s golden hour somewhere

JeffxNina

Requested by @immortalwoman2

Rich Jeff au

In this au there will be:

A HEALTHY relationship dynamic between Jeff and Nina

Jeff is still an ass (don’t worry) just not to Nina or their kids (yes they have kids shhh)

(Nina)body dysmorphia

Nina’s poc. And I don’t want to hear a single thing about it.>:(

Past sh

There children are:

Silas 8

(Adopted) Rico 12

Aliyah 17

Yo momma 🧍‍♂️…🕺

___________________

Jeff was an ass. We can all admit that. But when it came to Nina and the children they made,it’s like he didn’t have a single mean bone in his body.

________

*~{Nina’s point of view}~*

As I sat there, getting Silas ready for bed, my youngest, I let out a hushed sigh.

“You all ready sil?”

I say, smiling.

“Mhm! All ready momma”

She had a smile on her face, she had her father’s smile, wide. With many pearly white teeth. It was almost an uncanny resemblance, it was kind of scary.

One time, as I remember it now, while I tuck her in, and make my way down the hall to my middles room,she somehow figured out how to open a pomegranate (which is odd, considering that I only left her alone for five minutes)and got the seed juice all over her and her clothes, so when I walked into the kitchen and only saw her in a puddle of what appeared to be blood. I freaked out, and in the process of me trying to make sure she hadn’t hurt herself all she did was look at me wide eyed and flash that thousand dollar smile, truly terrifying stuff when I think back on it.

As I finally get to Rico’s room (in the overly large house that I told Jeff we didn’t need, I mean, we already own like 5 others,so why would we need this one(???)) the door was open, so I knocked on the frame.

“Hey Rico? It’s time for bed honey.”

“What why? I don’t usually have to go to sleep this early?”

“Because it’s a school night..?”

The best part about my other two being at a reasonable age is that I can be deeply honest with them without hurting their feelings…mostly

“Uhhh huh…”

“Are you high”

I say, not in an accusatory way of course, but his sister has had a weed problem for a minute now, and if I find out she gave him some again, I’m sending her to military school.

“No why?”

I squint

“Just..wondering…”

After tucking him in and kissing him good night

I finally went to bed, knowing that my oldest was at her boyfriend’s house.

___

After getting out of the shower (looking like a wet rat😔😔) I grimaced at the reflection in the mirror , not because of my wet hair, or the scars on my arms, or the cracks in my hips, but my stomach. God how I hated it. I loved my kids, I really did. But no amount of working out would fix what they did to my body.

In the middle of me staring down the loaded gun that was my body, I heard Jeff enter our bedroom.he must have finally got done working in his office. Not like he’d care enough to leave work to see me, I mean look at me. I’m fucking disgusting.

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Jeff’s pov

I lightly knocked on the bathroom door, I knew what she was doing, that thing she did, where she stares at herself until she can’t look anymore and she huffs a sigh, gets dressed in her hello kitty pjs and goes to bed like nothing happened.

“Nina..is everything ok?”

I hear her suck in a breath

“Mhm.”

She says, like she’s on the verge of tears. My poor love..

“May I see you?”

“Mm-mm”

I feel my face darken

“Your body is beautiful. And nothing will ever change my mind on that”

“If only I could tell you how stunning you are. If only you could see that your more then just your physical appearance. Your more then a flat stomach, a hour glass figure, full lips, so so so much more.”

I hear her shuffle around the bathroom. Presumably getting clothes on. Then the door cracks open:

“You think so?”

She looks like she’s about to cry, and then I finally get to see her again, without the white face paint and poppy eye makeup. Her stunning chocolate skin, her two toned lips,her large doe like hazel eyes, her pupils dilate as she sees me.

“More than anything.”

We smile at eachother, god how I love my wife

____

Have another half ass ending because I’m gonna pass out (for many reasons)

#creepypasta #jeff the killer #writers on tumblr #nina the killer #yo momma🧍‍♂️ #they have KIDS???😱 #request #reqs open

[neverstopgettingtop]

SNL BAD BUNNY LIVE TWEET

Boring Political sketch SAVED by James Austin Johnsons Trump

Am I crazy or does trump have a zipper on his neck in this sketch. Do they have a zip up trump costume? Fire

Bad Bunny really thinks he can pull off the host/ musical guest double act? Alright lets see if he pulls it off.

People just cheered back to back for mcdonalds and sex. God Bless America.

Pedro Pascal cameo. They do a lot of cameos now, huh? It kinda works, monologue is pretty funny at the end here. A lot of it was in spanish so I wasnt paying hardcore attention. He mentioned Puerto Rico a lot LETS GO 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷.

First Battle Rapper sketch is funny. Mikey Day raps which is torture but its well written.

Pretape sketch is funny, Fred Armisen makes an appearance I imagine because the sketch is entirely in spanish. Featured player Marcello Hernandez gets great screen time and makes the lines funny even though you cant understand him. Would be surprised if he isnt on the main cast next year.

Another sketch with lots of spanish but mostly just to give Bad Bunny something to do. He’s much more comfortable in spanish and the few times he has to talk in english it’s very stilted and awkward. The sketches are pretty host light this week though so it works. This Telenovela sketch works pretty well with some very funny lines and a really good bit character from Bowen Yang. Also who the hell is the guy that cameos in this sketch? I thought it was Mick Jagger at first lol. Is it Fred Armisen in makeup? UPDATE: it is Mick Jagger.

Please Don’t Destroy knock it out of the park again. Sketch is about Bad Bunny showing up to them in an elaborate shrek costume and pretending he doesnt want to do a sketch about shrek. Shrek jokes are kinda tired but its nothing cringe and mostly uses it as a cultural reference. PDD stay winning.

Colin’s Weekend Update piece thinly veiled Pro Israel views. We don’t stan.

Rest of Weekend Update was pretty forgettable. Ego Nwodim as Jada Pinkett doing very predictable jokes. But some of the stories they mention are crazy, did L’oreal’s products seriously make Black women infertile????

Shorter Update this week considering last week had two features. Couple of funny ones 6/10

First sketch after Update was good. Guy introducing his white girlfriend to his hispanic family. Pedro Pascal guest stars helping the sketch (and Bad Bunny) a healthy amount. Chloe Troast features in the sketch, her first real part since she joined the cast. Nothing standout from her here but always fun to keep your eye on the newcomers.

Okay Pre-tape sketch. Pursuit of Happyness riff with a “real” new york subway in he background. That bit was funny but I was paying more attention to the parody in the foreground cuz it had Devon Walker and James Austin Johnson. Good sketch.

Bad Bunny’s performances have been pretty cool with big sets. Very possible that he put a majority of his work into this part of the show. He’s so dreamy lol XD.

This Nun sketch is pretty forgettable, but its cool that everyone’s lines are kinda unique to them. Punkie Johnson has a Punkie line, Heidi Gardner has a Gardner line, Sarah Sherman has a Sherman line, it’s fun. If that rule is consistent for everyone though, then Chloe Troast is in trouble cuz she easily had the worst lines in this. I won’t hold it against her though, give her the benefit of the doubt. Molly Kearney features prominently in the sketch but their character isn’t that funny. I’m rooting for them to be good so lets hope they get better stuff to work with soon.

Final Burt’s Bees sketch was pretty forgettable, but Bowen Yang kinda lights it up at the end.

And that’s goodnights! Show felt shorter this week but probably just cuz last week was jam-packed. More of an average week with a lot of screentime for Marcello Hernandez who is pretty promising. Overall maybe a 6.5/10?

[avrzyrouyrz]

a helpful guide to avrey

her pinterest board.

ORIGINS & FAMILY:

full name: avrey rouyre.

reason for name: sua mãe queria um nome diferente e que começasse com A e em uma lista de nomes leu esse e apenas se destacou, não teve muito motivo grande. significa sol.

nickname(s) and how they got them: avy é o mais comum, veio de infancia, dado pelas pessoas a sua volta. alguns conhecidos também a chamam de erie.

date of birth: 24/01/2001

age: 20.

gender: femino.

place of birth: londres, inglaterra.

places lived since: morou 6 meses na espanha, aonde fez intercambio durante o ensino medio, depois morou mais alguns meses em amsterdã porque pensou em fazer faculdade ali mas voltou pra londres a não se adaptar.

social class: rica né, quem faz intercambio no ensino medio??

parents’ names, backgrounds, occupations: seu pai se chama Harley e como avy, é herdeiro. quem é realmente o rico da familia foi seu bisavó, que inventou um mecanismo usado em carros até o tempo atual. desde então, a familia tem outros mil investimentos. Os seus pais hoje em dia são separados, sua mãe, Paige era uma corretora de imovel quando o casal se conheceu, a mulher parou de trabalhar depois que eles estavam sério e hoje em dia além de viver com os investimentos que fez com sua parte do dinheiro do divorcio, também é dona de uma galeria de arte.

siblings: tem um irmão mais velho, Atley, de 25 anos, e outros dois meio irmãos por parte de pai: Kinsley, uma menina de 12 anos e Maddox que tem apenas 9 meses (os dois são de mãe diferente)

relationship with family (close? estranged?): é complicada. Seus pais se separaram quando ela ainda era criança, aos seus dez anos de idade e ela passou a viver com sua mãe. ela e sua mãe são bem proximas até hoje, se veem quase toda semana. Já ela e seu pai se afastaram muito depois que a menina chegou a adolescencia, chegarm a passar mais de um ano sem se ver mas desde que ele está com Josephine, sua mulher atual, as coisas mudaram um pouco, a mulher meio que pôs ele "na linha" e Avy também não quer perder ver seu irmãozinho crescer então eles tem se visto e se aproximado mais, mas ela ainda não diria que eles são proximos.

children of his/her own?: não.

PHYSICAL

height: 1,65m.

build: é magra, mas não tipo super-modelo magra, só normal.

race: branca

distinguishing facial features: provavelmente seus olhos ou sua boca.

hair color: preto agora, mas até pouco tempo atrás tinha ele castanho com luzes mais claras.

eye color: verde.

complexion (freckles, acne, skin tone, birth marks, scars): ela tem algumas sardinhas no seu rosto, durante todas as estações mas principalmente no verão. também tem uma marca de nascençam na sua bochecha, qual odiava por anos e quase removeu cirurgiamente mas hoje em dia ama.

disabilities (physical or mental, including mental illnesses): tem TDAH, foi diagnosticada a pouco tempo!

health (usually sick? or very resilient? allergies?): tem sinusite e fica doente facilemente no inverno.

what do they consider their best feature?: seus olhos.

worst they’ve ever been injured (what, how did it happen)?: foi só a alguns meses atrás, quando estava namorando um garoto a uns 4/5 meses e ela foi numa festa sozinha e quando voltou pro seu apartamento ele estava lá, bebado e bateu nela. só não foi pior porque um vizinho ouviu e invadiu o apartamento e separou ele. o garoto está preso hoje em dia.

ticklish: não muito, só em alguns pontos tipo atrás do joelho.

APPEARANCE

style of dress/typical outfit(s): ela não tem um estilo muito fixo, sempre veste o que ela gosta, é meio uma coisa street e y2k misturada com roupa confortavel se é que isso faz sentindo.

glasses? contacts?: nenhum dos dois.

personal hygiene: ela ama água, e desde sempre toma banho todos os dias, de manhã normalmente.

grooming (makeup? shower daily? wear only clean clothes? pluck eyebrows?): ela usa maquiagem quase todos os dias, mas costuma usar algo mais natural e simples. suas roupas estão sempre limpas e etc. se cuida bastante.

what does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?: ela odeia se depilar então está fazendo laser para ter que parar de lidar com isso.

jewelry? tattoos? piercings?: tem dois furos na orelha e tá sempre com brinco nesses, morre de vontade de fazer tatuagem mas tem medo de se enjoar. sobre colares, pulseira e coisa assim, ela até usa quando vai sair a noite ou em festas, mas não no seu dia a dia.

style of speech (loud, mumbler, articulate, etc.): fala muito rápido quando está animada, nervosa ou irritada o que quer dizer, fala muito rápido quase o tempo todo.

accent?: não.

unique mannerisms/physical habits (bites nails, talks with hands, taps feet when restless): ela brinca muito com seu cabelo, bate seus pés sempre que está sentada e também tem mania de bater suas unhas na mesa e etc.

left handed or right?: canhota.

what does their writing look like?: tem a letra bem bonitinha, sabe letra de garota popular?? essa mesmo.

do they work out/exercise?: antigamente a reposta seria não faz, mas desde que as coisas aconteceram com seu ex, está fazendo box! também tem indo pra academia umas duas vezes por semana.

BELIEFS & INTELLECT

level of self esteem: sempre teve uma boa autoestima, mas desde que o que aconteceu com seu ex não tem muito, mas não demostra.

known languages: inglês (lingua materna), espanhol (fluente), holandes (intermediario)

zodiac (sign and if they lend any credence to it): aquario e um pouco, já acreditou muito (com uns 14/15 anos) mas hoje em dia não liga muito.

gifts/talents: tem um ouvido muito bom pra musica, mas nunca se tocou realmente que é boa nisso.

most sensitive about/vulnerable to: acho que sua familia e relacionamentos/seu ex.

happiest memory: quando adotou seu cachorro.

religious stance: ateu.

political stance: esquerda, não é muito envolvida mas as vezes queria ser só é meio preguiçosa pra isso.

pet peeves: pessoas que não olham pra você quando falam, deixa ela maluca.

vices: infelizmente ela fuma cigarro e vape.

bad habits: se culpar quando as coisas dão errado, beber demais em festas, pessimo horario de sono (e fumar, mas já coloquei em vicios)

superstitious: não.

sense of humor: ela tem um humor bem besterento e meio acído.

how do they deal with stress? bem mal, ela fica ansiosa e acaba se atrapalhando e se estressando mais, até sua renite ataca quando está muito estressada.

what do they do to get pumped up? escuta música e dança.

what do they do when upset? chora mesmo.

what about angry? fuma, depois chora e depois acaba comendo besteira.

how do they react to frustrations (get worked up, calm down and think through it logically, give up, etc)?: ela é mimada, está acostumada as coisas indo do seu jeito então quando não vai desiste facil e fica chateada.

how do they accept failure (both from themselves and others)?: lida bem mal, não costuma aceitar mas nunca tenta de novo, só meio que finge esquecer.

level of comfort with technology: muito confortável.

believe in happy endings: não.

good with their hands (if so, practical/crafting or fine arts)?: não muito, ela não é boa em ficar parada ou tem a calma que a arte costuma precisar, mas tem um bom olho pra isso; cresceu na galeria com sua mãe.

how fast do they learn new things? better with book knowledge or hands on approach?: não muito rápido, se distrai fácil então precisa de mais tempo que o normal pra aprender as coisas porque acaba perdendo detalhes.

how do they feel about asking for help? é aquariana, então é meio teimosa, gosta de fazer as coisas sozinha mas está trabalhando em pedir ajuda quando precisa.

optimist or pessimist: pessimista.

extrovert or introvert: extrovertida.

makes decisions based mostly on emotions, or on logic?: emoção, nem sabe o que logica é mais.

cautious or daring: um pouco dos dois.

spontaneous or planner: espontânea.

thinker or doer? pensa.

organized or messy: bagunçada, bastante inclusive.

worrier or carefree: preocupada, mas finge que não liga.

artistic?: não, mas aprecia muito arte é algo que gosta de verdade.

mathematical?: nenhum pouco.

SEX & INTIMACY

current marital/relationship/sexual status: solteira.

sexual orientation (is it something they question or a secret): bixessual.

Past relationships and sexual partners (if applicable): namorou 3 vezes, todos foram curtos. a primeira vez aos quatorze anos até os quinze, foi aquele classico primeiro namoro aonde acha que é o amor da sua vida até não ser mais. o segundo namoro foi aos dezesete, no seu intercambio a espanhã, com uma menina e a serpação foi bem dolorosa já que foi porque o intercambio iria acabar e avy não conseguiria fazer algo a distancia. o mais recente foi agora, com 19 anos, durou seis meses e você já sabe como acabou.

what is their “type” in regards to looks in a partner? gosta de pessoas mais velhas, normalmente alguém com uma vibe eu não durmo a 4 dias, sabe? também prefere cabelos escuros e pessoas mais alta para si, tanto pra homem quanto pra mulher.

primary reason for being broken up with: nunca terminaram com ela, foi sempre ela que terminou...

primary reasons for breaking up with people: acho que disse já os motivos ali encima, não tem tipo uma razão principal, foi tudo cirscustancial.

views on sex (one night stands, promiscuity, etc): ela não se importa, cada um faz o que quer, e apesar de ser alguém bem sensual, nunca teve um one night stand, só transou com uma pessoa além dos seus ex namorados e foi um quase relacionamento seu que acabou antes de virar algo real.

age and story of first kiss (if any—if not, how does he/she want it to happen?): tinha treze anos, foi numa festinha de aniversario com uma outra gorota porque elas "queriam ver como era"

age and story of loss of virginity (if any—if not, how does he/she want it to happen, if at all?): perdeu com seu primeiro namorado, foi na sua casa, ele entrou escondido depois da aula, foi super rápido e ela não chegou a gozar.

level of sexual experience: acha que é media para baixa.

do they have any unfulfilled sexual fantasies?: quem não tem?

wildest/strangest sexual experience? would they do it again? provavelmente quando transou na balada e sim.

do they have any fetishes or kinks? acho que public sex ou tipo semi publico mas só isso mesmo (que ela descobriu por enquanto ao menos)

have they lied about their previous sexual partners to current/potential partners? sim, menti um tanto sobre o nivel de experencia que tem.

love or lust: amor.

ever been in love?: sim.

do they fall in love easily?: não muito, ela não confia nas pessoas fácil então demora um tanto.

do they take relationships seriously?: sim.

worst thing they’ve done to someone they loved? acha que quando voo pra inglaterra de novo sem dar tchau pra menina que namorou porque achava que não iria conseguir.

do they desire marriage and/or children in their future? sim! não acha va que queria filhos mas seu irmão mais novo lhe fez mudar de de opinião.

believe in true love or soul mates? não mas gostaria de ser provada errada.

thoughts on public displays of affection?: gosta bastante.

how do they flirt: ela não sabe direito, mas fica brincando e tentando fazer a pessoa rir e é mais fisica também.

how do they show affection/love to their partner?: toque era a principal lingua de amor dela, mas desde o ex tem sido algo mais complicado. hoje em dia diria que é ato de serviço ou tempo de qualidade.

thoughts on cheating/cheaters? have they ever cheated? odeia, seu primeiro namorado (aquele adolescente) a traiu e ela só descobriu depois tem raiva. nunca traiu ninguém.

Idea of perfect date: um café ou um passeio no museu, algo simples.

RELATIONSHIPS

social habits (popular, loner, some close friends, makes friends and then quickly drops them): já foi muito popular, mas hoje em dia tem bem poucos amigos.

how do they treat others (politely, rudely, keep at distance, etc)?: é educada, e super simpatica com as pessoas mas é reservada, não da muito detalhes facilmente. é do tipo de pessoa que você conta tudo da sua vida e depois fica pensando como não sabe nem o sobrenome, sabe??

do they trust people easily or tend to be wary?: não confia fácil.

how often do they see friends and family? vê sua mãe toda sema, seu pai e seus irmãos costuma ver uma vez por mês ou a cada dois meses e seus amigos, vê sempre que consegue.

are they good at keeping in touch? sim e não, ela tem fases que é super boa em responder mensagens e etc e outras aonde é quase incomunicavel e isso é algo que os amigos dela meio que se acostumaram.

what is relationship with parents/family?: acho que já disse meio que sobre como é com os pais, já seus irmãos ela é bem distante. não gosta muito do seu irmão mais velho, ele tem uma vibe meio fuckboy rico que é youtuber, sabe?? e seu irmão de 12 mais novo só é superprotegido e mantindo longe dela pela mãe, e maddox ainda é um bebê, então né não tem muita relação mas tenta ver ele pelo menos uma vez no mês.

any roommates or close neighbors: não tem roomates mas tem uma vizinha idosa que é amiga sua, vive indo jantar na casa dela.

most comfortable around (person): provavelmente sues amigos.

oldest friend: sabrina, uma vizinha sua de quando tinha uns 9 anos, as duas não são super proximas mas se veem pelo menos uma vez por ano e conversam de vez em quando em redes sociais.

closest friend: agora provavelmente é a cali.

who do they most respect and why?: sua mãe.

who would they turn to if they needed help and why?: sua psicologa ou a cali.

how does she think others perceive her?: acha que é vista como a que é sempre agitada, algre e meio ansiosa.

How do others actually perceive her?: é meio que isso, mas também acham que ela é bem indecisa e mimada (o que ela acha que não é)

argue or avoid conflict?: briga.

thoughts on large groups of people?: gosta a maior parte das vezes e nas outras é indiferente.

main quality they look for in people: ela gosta de gente misteriorsa mas não devia.

have they ever lost anyone close to them? How did they handle it? não, nunca.

how do they show affection?: agradece muito com palavras, e faz pequenos atos tipo comprar presentes e tals.

do they act differently around strangers than friends? If so, how differently?: sim, um tanto. ela relaxa mais com seus amigos, então não fala tão rápido e não fica tão ansiosa, consegue brincar e relaxar de verdade.

would they ever consider adopting a child? why or why not?: nunca pensou sobre isso, mas talvez se não conseguir engravidar.

VOCATION

level of education: ensino médio completo, já começou 2 faculdades (direito e comunicação) e largou ambas.

profession: ganhadora de mesada.

If no job, where do finances come from? seu pai principalmente.

past occupations: nenhuma.

dream occupation: não sabe, mas ela queria muito ser alguma coisa, odeia ser como seu pai é, odeia não ter nada que ela goste de fazer ou coisas para fazer.

passions: gosta de animais e de arte, principalmente musica.

attitude towards current coworkers, bosses, employees: a única funcionaria que tem é sua empregada, as duas se dão super bem.

spender or saver? why?: gasta, o dinheiro que sua familia tem é quase infinito.

SECRETS

phobias: aranhas, morre de medo real.

life goals: descobrir algo que ela goste de fazer (de preferencia profissionalmente) e fazer isso.

greatest fears: se envolver em mais um relacionamento toxico.

something they’ve never told anyone: exatamente o que aconteu com ela e seu ex, ninguém sabe.

biggest regret: não ter terminado o relacionamento antes, porque ela sabia que as coisas não estavam indo pro caminho certo e mesmo assim deixou. 

police/criminal/legal record (crimes committed? If so, were they caught? charged?): ainda tem seu réu primario amém

what he/she most wants to change about his/her current life?: queria estar fazendo alguma faculdade.

what she most wants to change about her physical appearance?: gostaria de ter mais peito.

LIKES & DISLIKES

Indoors or Outdoors?: outdoors.

favorite color: verde claro.

favorite smell: cheiro do mar.

favorite and least favorite food: sua favorita é sushi, a que ela menos gosta é aveia

favorite and least favorite book: ela não lê muita coisa... desculpa ela não é culta

favorite and least favorite movie: favorito é wall-e ou clueless. o que ela menos gostas é qualquer filme do velosos e furiosos.

favorite and least favorite holiday (and why): favorito provavelmente ano novo, o que ela menos gosta é natal.

coffee or tea?: café.

crunchy or smooth peanut butter?: smooth.

do they watch TV? If so, what?: gosta bastante!! vê muita coisa na real, principalmente séries. gosta de ter barulho de fundo mesmo quando está fazendo outras coisas então tem até tv assinada em casa mesmo sendo coisa de velho.

favorite place to hang out: seu apartameto.

do they like music? What kind?: sim, ouve de tudo mas não é muito fã de country.

favorite type of weather: gosta de dias frios, mas quando o ceu não está cinza.

favorite form of entertainment: musicas.

how do they feel about traveling?: ama, faz isso bastante.

MORALITY

ever been in a physical altercation (with who, about what, what happened): aos 16 anos na escola, com uma menina que ficou falando mal dela super infantil. ambas foram suspensa, ela levou uma bronca enorme.

what trait do they find most admirable and why?: pessoas que são decididas.

thoughts on violence: antes não se importava, hoje em dia odeia.

one act most ashamed of: meio que no geral seu antigo relacionamento, ela sempre viu os sinais abusivos.

does the end justify the means?: não.

good of the one or the many?: the many.

can they be manipulative?: sim, mas prefere não precisar ser.

do they think it’s okay to cry (if not, why)?: acha que é ok e necessesario, mas costuma fazer isso escondida.

what is their reputation? rica mimada.

cusser?: Sim.

how do they react to unwanted sexual advances?: ela é boa em dar foras, as vezes é grossa mas tenta não ser. depende da situação.

how would they react to stranger being bullied/abused? What about an animal?: interviria concerteza, tanto para pessoas quanto animal.

how susceptible are they to peer pressure?: um tanto, mas se ela tiver decidida em algo contrario apenas pressão não funcionaria pra lhe fazer mudar.

easily forgive or hold grudges?: não é do tipo que perdoa não...

forgive self or live with regret/guilt?: não se perdoa.

stand up for own beliefs or hide/avoid discussing them with people who have opposing views?: defende quase sempre, mas quando sabe que é inutil vai pra ironia e grosseria.

DRUGS & ALCOHOL

thoughts on drugs and alcohol: fuma maconha quase todos os dias e bebe em festas, já usou algumas drogas de balada tbm.

do they smoke? If so, do they want to quit?: sim e sim.

age when they first got drunk (what happened, consequences): quando tinha 16 anos, numa festa de aniversario. passou mal, vomitou, algumas amigas tiveram que ajudar ela a tomar banho mas seus pais nunca descobriram.

do they drink on regular basis: apenas em festas.

have they ever tried other drugs (which, what happened, consequences): maconha, quando seus pais descobriram (ela tinha recem feito dezoito anos) ficou de castigo, usa quase todos os dias. já usou bala em balada e nunca aconteceu nada de errado.

DETAILS

most important/defining event in life to date: acha que são dois, quando se mudou pra morar sozinha assim que fez dezoito anos e mais recentemente, quando seu ex lhe bateu.

daily routine: não tem uma rotina muito fixa, costuma acordar mais tarde, lá pelas onze horas, toma banho, se arruma, almoça em algum restaurante, volta pra casa, descansa um pouco, sai passear com seu cachorro, vai para as aulas de boxer ou pra academia. sai com alguns amigos, ou fica só em casa vendo tv mesmo.

sleeping habits (Night owl or early bird? Light or heavy sleeper? Fall asleep anywhere or need specific conditions?): é super nortuna, costuma dormir bem tarde e acordar tarde. costuma dormir com a tv ligada como barulho de fundo, mas esconde seu rosto no coberto porque gosta do escuro..

type of car he/she drives (or wishes he/she drove): dirige uma moto na verdade!! motomami sim.

pets?: If not, do they want any?: tem um mini husky que se chama aries.

most prized possession: acho que o celular dela?? ela não tem apego emocional as coisas mas no celular tem muitas lembranças e etc.

What are you likely to find in their pockets? Purse/bag/backpack/wallet?: mac*nha.

what makes them laugh?: qualquer coisa ela tem riso solto.

do they know how to swim? mais ou menos, não é uma nadadora nata mas sabe não se afogar.

can they cook (if so, how well and do they enjoy it)?: não muito, ela cozinha o basico mas não gosta e o ifood ta aí.

If they wanted to hide something, where would they hide it?: no cofre da galeria da sua mãe.

do they keep a journal?: sim!! faz isso desde muito nova, tem varios diariozinhos aonde anota coisas, não é muito organizado, ela meio que escreve de tudo lá, desde o que sonhou, até pensamos ou to-do lists.

SITUATIONAL

what would they do if they received large sum of money?: viajaria mais. ela já viaja bastante, mas queria poder fazer isso mais.

what would they wish for if they found a genie?: provavelmente descobrir seus talentos, ou desejaria um.

how do they deal with insects?: depende do inseto, se for aranha sai correndo, qualquer outro ela mata.

If they were outnumbered in a fight, would they stand ground or run away?: fugia.

would they be comfortable sharing a bed with a person they didn’t know well?: não, ela ficaria ansiosa demais pra dormir provavelmente.

CHILDHOOD & ADOLESCENCE

first memory: quando sua avó caiu do cavalo na fazenda deles, lembra ate hoje porque ela tinha uns 4 anos e riu porque não entendeu que podia ser perigoso.

favorite game: tentou gostar de video-game por causa do seu ex e até fingia gostar, mas não tem nenhum mesmo. mas gosta de jogos de tabuleiro, meio que todos eles.

worst childhood memory: as brigas de seus pais antes deles se separarem.

childhood trauma: provavelmente a briga que fez seus pais se separarem, quando sua mãe descobriu que ele traia ela e etc, tirou ela de casa no meio da madrugada aos berros.

how were they disciplined? did that change as they got older?: quando criança, tinha uma educação mais severa, seu pai sempre teve aquilo de que precisava ser respeitado e tals, mas quando eles se separaram e ficou apenas sua mãe, que foi a maior parte da sua vida, ganhou mais liberdade, a mulher confiava nela(não devia, pq ela mente bem). Ficou de castigo poucas vezes, a maior parte por coisas que fez na escola na sua época rebelde.

any non-family adults stick out in their mind? (Who were they, how did he/she know them? Why do they stick out)?: sua familia no intercambio.

age of first date: aos 14.

view of authority? what affected that view? não liga muito- mas não respeita nada. cresceu mentindo e fugindo da sua mãe, e hoje em dia não vê figura nenhuma de autoridade capaz de a parar das coisas.

what clique in high school were they associated with? os populares mesmo...

high school goals: sair de lá conta?

did they enjoy high school: sim e não? ela gostou pelos primeiros 2 anos, o terceiro ano foi medio e o quarto ano ela odiava e só queria se formar logo.

any extracurricular activities: fez espanhol, mas só. nunca ligou-se muito nisso.

how well did they do in school?: mediano, era mal em algumas coisas mas nunca foi boa em nada.

[kevingotabigasschin]

Reverse Misery is finally real

Her name is Agony Eruption Her real name is Agatha but she hates that so she'll only answer to Agony (only her parents are allowed to call her Agatha)

- Misery is of course the frontman/leader of the band Khanklok (their version of Dethklok)

- Hasn’t slept in years, she wears makeup to cover up her wrinkles caused from stress

- Very brutish and aggressive in behavior as opposed to Prime Nathan’s mostly calm demeanor

- Unlike Prime Misery, Agony’s parents care about her a lot which she hates since she thinks they treat her like a baby 

- Speaking of her parents, she is the illegitimate child of Eddie Guerrero (he’s still alive in this universe)

- Was a wrestler in WWE at one point but was very dangerous and unsafe in the ring so she was promptly fired even though she swears up and down that it’s because McMahon doesn’t like buff women 

- Didn’t care that much about wrestling anyway she just got into it because her father was famous, her real passion was for music so she settled for that over a wrestling career

- A bully and very stubborn

- Will beat your ass regardless of gender

- May be a hazard to themselves but will kick anyone’s asses if they dare mess with the band members.

- Acts aggressive to hide the fact that she’s under pressure constantly by having to take care of the band by herself (with the exception of Abigail, this universe’s Charles)

- In this universe Agony's relationship with Rico does work out but she treats Rico more as a slave than a significant other (and he is perfectly okay with that)

- Is secretly in the closet about her feelings for this universe's Pickles, Kessie.

- Will not admit it but she does have a soft spot and does care a lot for the band

- Keep the damn tequila away from her

- Has little to nothing to do with Prime Misery besides the fact that they share the same identity.

#metalocalypse #mtl oc #reverse au

[riconastyfan]

#rico nasty #nicki minaj #green and black wig #black and green wig #rico does her makeup #bubble braids #savagexfenty #savage x fenty

[blackstarmylove]

Quick Character Descriptions

Ask: i dont mean for this to be a difficult ask but i just recently got into bsts and i cant find like.. any info on the characters personalities. my favorite characters are heath and kasumi, but i also really love akira, takami, ginsei, qu, zakuro, mizuki, rico, rindou, menou… i think thats all of them dear lord. anyways! i just wanna know what theyre like… just a short few words will satisfy me ^^’

Featuring: Heath, Kasumi, Akira, Takami, Ginsei, Qu, Zakuro, Mizuki, Rico, Rindou, Menou

A/N: Took me forever, but hopefully this is helpful! @mhykmusings

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Akira:

Starless’s cheerful flirt. He is a flirty and playful man. Akira is not book smart, but he’s very perspective/observant - so, more like street smart. He is very passionate about singing, likes to play arcade/rhythm games, and likes American comics. He has known Kokuyou for a long time, but something happened between them, so they are no longer buddy-buddy.

Takami:

Leader of Team Suspicious. Takami is a sharp and shrewd man with a nice enough heart to help others, but it seems like he helps others only when it benefits him. He became part of Starless for a purpose - most likely to gather more information about Kei, MC, and the organization Blackcard. His past is very ordinary to the point that it feels fabricated - even Taiga said it's so plain that it’s scary. Takami gives off an undercover agent feel.

Ginsei:

Starless’s Ikémen who needs to believe in himself more. He is one of the few pure characters in Starless and shows exactly who he is. Ginsei suffers from a lack of confidence and low self-esteem that stems from his good looks. He feels like people only look at his handsome face and can’t see him for who he is/ can’t recognize his talents. One of the most hardworking members in Starless and also very clueless…he can’t take a hint or read the room. Ginsei likes to make his own accessories, even for his Starless costumes. He is a huge fan of Kei, but more than the pure fan, it’s a mix between fan and needs someone to follow.

Qu:

Starless most beautiful member. He is a friendly man who rarely gets mad, don’t like fighting, and is observant. He’s good at reading people and figuring what they’re hiding but this man can’t use technology to save his life. He’s a makeup expert and generally does Team C’s makeup and most likely the make up of all the Starless teams. He used to work as a drag queen along side Mokuren. Knows Maica really well because his family took Qu in and raised him.

Kasumi:

Starless’s donut-loving ninja. Very cooperative, kind (helps Unei out), sharp, and smart. Seems like a normal man at first, but he is hiding something. He is one of the characters that knows the secrets of Starless, and this man has ninja skills. Kasumi can literally appear out of thin air without anyone noticing him. He almost has a undercover secret agent feel to him. He has two jobs and works as a salary man, but again…it could be a cover.

Zakuro:

Co-leader of Team Suspicious. Zakuro claims he has amnesia, but we don’t know if he’s telling the truth or not. He likes teasing people/take playful jabs at them (verbally), can be very dramatic, is sharp, and did I mention he’s suspicious? Lol. Kei knows him but says he would much rather not know Zakuro. He also knows more than he leads on, which is funny because he claims he doesn’t remember his past, and wants MC to get her memories back for the sake of everyone.

Mizuki:

Starless’s cute, food-loving gangsta. He is a straightforward, innocent, and tsundere boy. When the game started, he was acted very bratty and immature, but he has grown a lot and can act like an adult when he feels like it. HE LOVES FOOD. Mizuki grew up in the streets, and Kokuyou pretty much took him off the streets, fed him, and introduced him to (the old) Starless. For this reason, Mizu sees Kokuyou as an older brother, and Kokuyou has a soft spot for him. He likes kicking people, skateboarding and eating. Sees Team B has his family more than team members, and his teammates feel the same way. Also, he is really bad with technology.

Rico:

Starless’s fashionista mean girl. Rico used to be a host, but his customer ran away without paying the tabs, and the club asked him to pay the damages. He couldn’t afford to, so Haseyama cleared the bill and brought Rico to Starless. Now, Rico can’t leave the establishment until he pays Haseyama back. Due to this, Mr. Fashionista has a negative outlook on everything and usually only talks badly about others, especially Kei and Team K. Sometimes, even his teammates tell him to stop because he’s crossing the line. But in the recent chapters, Rico has slightly matured. Also, he is a fashionista and designs some of Team B’s outfits, like the wan-wan outfits.

Heath:

Starless’s green thumb rapper. He writes and composes all his songs as they are a way to show his anger towards people/the world. Heath is MC’s childhood friend, along with Kei and possibly Kokuyou, and wants to do everything in his power to protect MC. He dislikes Kei due to some incidents that happened in the past. Because of this dislike, Heath is very harsh with him and has even blamed Kei for things he was not responsible for. He is suffering from a potentially high-level respiratory illness and has coughed up blood on several occasions. Despite this, Heath doesn’t want to give up music because rapping is his life. Also, he loves plants and raises quite a few of them.

Rindou:

Starless’s angelic fallen idol. He is one of the nicest men in Starless, caring, and sweet, but he rules Team P strictly. Rather, he can’t fully seem to understand the POV of other people. Maybe that’s why Mizuki hated him and still does. Rindou has two older sisters, and one of them is in the hospital. The reason he works at Starless is to pay off her bills - well, Haseyama pays the bills, and Rindou pays Haseyama off by working at Starless. He used to be an idol, but something (dark probably) happened in his past where he fell from that status.

Menou:

Starless’s Snorlax. Menou’s world consists of sleeping, acting, and visiting hot springs. This man can go to sleep anywhere - pick the most uncomfortable place you can think of, and Menou can fall asleep there. Not even he can explain why he sleeps so much. He is so good at acting that Menou doesn’t act like the character, he becomes the character to the point where even the audience gets scared of his take on the character. Kokuyou can handle Menou really well and even slapped him once in the past.

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