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canon-gabriel-quotes · 3 months
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Machine, what is this search history?
"funny sex, comedy sex, sex laugh, inflation, fun sex, mp-greg, blood sex, funny boobs, penis sex, funny clown sex, sonic comic sex"
It just keeps going!
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*cough* this is part that he didn't read *cough* trust me.
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chappellrroan · 4 months
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today marks the day of 123123 and it'll take another 100 years to get here again
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rebouks · 11 months
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Ivan: I ain’t being late just so y’can drag me trespassin’ again. Oscar: We’re not trespassing, it’s mine. Ivan: Wha-..? Oscar: I bought it! Ivan: How’d you get a mortgage on this heap o’ crap?! It’s fallin’ apart. Oscar: I didn’t, I bought it at auction. Ivan: You’re kiddin’-.. does Courtney know? Oscar: No… Ivan: Dude. Oscar: She’ll love it-.. c’mon, there’s a window open round back. Ivan: You don’t have the keys? Oscar: Not yet. Ivan: So, we are trespassin’? Oscar: Little bit. Ivan: Christ-.. fine, fine. … [pigeons cooing-.. somewhere] Oscar: Where’s your vision? Look at it! Ivan: I’m lookin’. It’s a mess. Oscar: For now. Ivan: Where’d y’even get the money from? Oscar: I got a loan-.. it was ridiculously cheap, I couldn’t resist. Ivan: S’probably haunted, or someone died here-.. or it’s about t’drop t’bits. Oscar: There’s nothing wrong with a few ghosts. Ivan: What d’you think, bud? Your pa’s bonkers, right? [Robin shrugs] Oscar: It’s too late to back out now; literally and figuratively. Ivan: Y’better hope she loves it. Oscar: Don’t make me doubt myself now-.. one sec. … Oscar: Where’re you off to? [Robin pauses.. maybe if he stays still enough, Oscar won’t be able to see him] Oscar: I know we’re not climbing questionable staircases without a grown-up. Oscar: C’mere. [Adventure over, Robin heaves a tiny sigh and heads back toward Oscar] Oscar: There’s no beds up there anyway, pal-.. well, not one you’d wanna curl up on.
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x-river-x · 2 years
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Is it just me or do they look like lilia?
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Just me...?OK then.
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bumpycap · 2 months
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hm. what kind of mer person would I be..?
what kind of mer person is everyone too..?
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sillybilly-room21 · 6 months
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its not like anyone will see this anyway
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willows-woes · 1 year
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tori spring is just The Teenage Girl Experience™️
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wyrm-with-a-why · 1 month
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I miss Megatron’s slut era :C
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snowy-bones · 11 months
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Don't be sorry darling, you are my poff wife and I adore you so much<3
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.....i love you too...
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trashfangirlsworld · 11 months
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… why does the tweet for the qsmp announcement that’s supposed to happen on tallulah’s birthday say “stay safe” at the end?🙃
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mublerr · 7 months
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vent..?
For some time i started to feel kinda... lonely. likee alr i talk to ppl and stuff but i kinda feel that some of them don't like me, i kinda feel like if not gonna start conversation noone will even say a word to me and i feel bad abt bcs no matter what i do and no matter how much ppl i talk (irl or not) im still gonna be like air :<, ofc i dont wanna act selfish like "look at me, SPEAK TO ME" but like idk i just sometimes feel like i got no friends
i just want someone to talk rn.
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iknowitwontwork · 10 months
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I don’t agree w Timothee cus I’m tired of seeing that boy, but that being said one time I remember peach crack fancasted Rihanna as Jude and Beyoncé as orlagh and that made jay z balekin and drake locke?
LMAO LISTEN I'M A SLUT FOR TIMOTHÉE OK SO!! and tbh slay<3 and no bcz the balekin one kinda fits💀
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calla-posting · 8 months
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I don't like saying mean things about cooworkers, but yonny is... a little unnerving lately... (⁠。⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)
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froggie-bolt · 1 year
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NO BECAUSE GUYS WE DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT ALDER ENOUGH
CAUSE ALDER MUST HAVE TIME TRAVELLED
WHICH EITHER MEANS THAT SPACE TIME DISTORTIONS OPENED UP ALL OVER THE PLACE AND DROPPED EVEN MORE PEOPLE THAN WE KNOW AT DIFFERENT POINTS IN TIME
OR
THAT ALDER HAD TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME PREVIOUSLY BEFORE
OR (and even better in my opinion)
ALDER TRAVELLED FORWARD IN TIME
THIS WOULD EXPLAIN WHY HE DOESNT GET THE WHOLE PC STUFF AND OTHER TECHNOLOGY HFBDBXJXSJ AND MAYBE THE WAY HE DRESSES
EVEN HIS ENCOUNTER THEME MAKES HIM SEEM LIKE A MYSTERIOUS WISE DUDE
AND HIS VOLCORONA WHO PASSED AWAY??
DO YALL KNOW HOW OLD THOSE THINGS PROBABLY ARE!?!??
THIS WILL KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT OH NO
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nameification · 1 year
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Al-Haitham isn't even out yet and already I am debating what artifacts I should give him
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risewriter · 2 years
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ROTTMNT: Mosquito
Raph: Did you get it..?
Mikey: Well, it isn't a mosquito anymore.
Raph: OH NO! Is it an oozequito?!
Mikey: No, Raph.. I slapped it.
Raph: Is he really gone though? I feel like I can still hear it..
Mikey: It’s dead, Raph.
Raph: Ok.
*Both go to sleep*
Raph: But it's like.. really dead, right?
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