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destinationtoast · 8 months
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My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.
Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.
The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:
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utterdrip · 3 months
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(act i) that’s what you want, isn’t it? to lose yourself in me?
(act iii) i’ll be free. truly, completely free. isn’t that what you want?
(ascendant) i love you. that’s what you’ve been waiting to hear, isn’t it? that’s what you want?
(ascendant) that’s what you want, isn’t it? to be mine? forever?
(spawn) is that what you want? is this what you want?
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leclercskiesahead · 1 year
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Why is this so funny
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morganbritton132 · 10 months
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Steve, interrupting Eddie while he’s streaming: the weirdest thing happened when I was out with Jonathan. This girl came up to him and called him a homewrecker. How random is that? He’s been with Argyle almost as long as we’ve been together.
Eddie: It was probably because a portion of the internet thing you guys slept together.
Steve: ….I’m married?
Eddie: Not since we’ve been together. Before. When your, uh, your life changed. At the Byers’ house…. while Will was missing.
Steve: Oh.
Steve: Oh!? Why the - what? Nancy was there!
Eddie: That doesn’t really help your case. She’s got big strap-on energy.
Steve:
Steve: I did not have sex with Jonathan Byers!
Eddie: Did you think about it?
Steve, walking away: Shut up!
Eddie: Are you thinking about Nancy with a strap now? … Steve! Steve, are you thinking about it?
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mizgnomer · 6 months
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Crowley at the end of Good Omens Season Two
for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)
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be-an-echo · 7 months
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ride or die baby
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pendraegon · 2 years
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whenever people are like haha americans eat in their car. maybe if you ate in your car you would understand a warrior's bond.
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thoodleoo · 1 year
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bumper sticker that says honk if youre being pursued by the furies
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muppenthings · 1 year
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He don't want her to go. :,c
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sttoru · 1 month
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if you go on a road trip with gojo, don’t even THINK of giving him the aux, because i just know he’ll put on the most embarrassing of songs + have his window rolled down so everyone can hear him screaming the lyrics - BAR FOR BAR !!!!
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kawaiixriot · 2 years
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My life right now.
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zoethebitch · 5 months
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they're using ethernet cable to run PoE to all the electrical components inside the Cybertruck and daisychaining these together??????
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fish-bowl-2 · 4 months
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saetoru · 7 months
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one thing about me is that my jjk au ideas are never ending
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mayathexpsychic · 4 months
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I JUST SAW DALLON DRIVING OMGGG
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nico-di-genova · 5 months
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I would also like to thank Vegas for giving us Max singing again. He is like your out of tune dad singing to oldies on a road trip. I adore him.
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