Midnight Pals: Fox Devils
Sam Richard: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the fox devils
Richard: it's about this kid from a super religious family
Richard: they don't even let him watch cartoons!
Richard: [shaking head] they don't even let him watch cartoons.
Richard: his parents are so religious they think all pop culture is satanic
William Peter Blatty: yes, yes
Blatty: they're right you know
Blatty: that's why i don't sully my brain with any non-catholic entertainment
Blatty: the only thing i watch is pope speeches
Blatty and Cars 2
Richard: his mother says "cartoons" are "a satanic playpen" and "tiny idols"
Richard: and that he needs to be "a warrior for christ"
Barker: why's she talk like that
Richard: like what?
Barker: like a zagat review
Richard: so one day his parents are at bible study
Richard: so he decides to watch a forbidden cartoon
Richard: his parents think that cartoons are satanic, you see
Richard: turns out that they're right
Blatty: i could have told you that
Richard: see, there's this cartoon
Richard: where a bunch of punks finds a satanic grimoire
King: wait, they put a satanic grimoire in a cartoon?
Richard: yes
Richard: really incredible the sort of things they put in cartoons these days
Blatty: yeah this all scans
Richard: and then the kid finds that same satanic grimoire in his local library
Richard: cuz it turns out this town he lives in
Richard: is really cool
Richard: the kid summons all these little fox devils
Richard: who follow him around and kill people
Richard: just a bunch of little guys
Richard: some real little birthday boys
Richard: but the important thing about these little fox demons
Richard: if this was a movie
Richard: we'd be talking some real wet puppets
Roger Corman: yes
Corman: YES
Richard: now the kid's gonna fuck up the evil town reverend
Richard: but the reverend's not important
Richard: what is important is these fox demons
Richard: they are adorable
Richard: you're gonna want one of your very own!
Corman: you know what would be great?
Corman: what if they killed people in really comical ways
Corman: like with a pogo stick or something
Corman: and there could be like
Corman: comical high-pitched chittering on the soundtrack
Charles Band: i like the way roger thinks
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I'm telling you, man, if y'all play hard, play smart, play together and just, you know...
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More Stargate Outtake/Blooper GIFs
Here are some more GIFs from the clips Joe Mallozzi has been posting. Enjoy!
Outtake #37
Outtake #39
Outtake #35
Outtake #20
Outtake #16
Outtake #6
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Ok, but if you wanna circle that Siken quote around, maybe post the whole thing?
The second part is the important one.
Also, for those who still can't seperate fiction from reality and are obvi already pestering him, because he dared to name that ship:
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Midnight Pals: Cool Kids
Sam Richard: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the cartoon with a satanic grimoire in it
King: see, that's why we don't let dean watch tv
Richard: oh you shouldn't do that
Richard: kids gotta be free to explore
Koontz: you guys stop talking about me like i'm not here
King: dean it's for your own good
Koontz: stop it! i'm not just some little kid!
King: i don't know where he gets this
King: he's been so willful lately
King: he's been hanging out with that grady hendrix kid too much
King: a bad influence if you ask me
Grady Hendrix: [jumping sick flip on skateboard]
Koontz: wowwwww
Hendrix: hey dean you wanna hang out behind the school and put on some sunglasses
Koontz: i
Koontz: i don't think i'm supposed to do that
Hendrix: what's the matter dean? you chicken?
Koontz: no! I'm not chicken!
Hendrix: all the cool kids are doing it
Koontz: what??
Koontz: well if all the cool kids are doing it, it can't be wrong
Hendrix: the first pair is free
Koontz: [wearing sunglasses] hey guys
King: Dean Raymond Koontz!! What is THAT on your face?
Koontz: nothin'
King: are you wearing sunglasses?
Koontz:
Koontz: maybe
King: well you can take those off right now mister
Koontz: you can't make me
Koontz: you're not my dad!
King: that's RIGHT, dean
King: because my boy joe would NEVER do something this irresponsible
King: my boy joe is good as gold!
Joe Hill: dad please stop
Barker: pfft c'mon steve let him live a little
King: this might not seem like a big deal to you clive
King: but today it's sunglasses
King: tomorrow it's a leather jacket!
Koontz: neil gaiman wore a leather jacket in his author photo
King: that's different
King: he's an adult
King: leather jackets can be worn in moderation by responsible adults
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Barker: go ahead dean show mary your new look
Koontz: [wearing sunglasses]
Shelley:
Shelley: ahahahaha
Shelley: fucking hell yeah
Koontz: [wearing sunglasses] watch out everyone i'm a real no goodnik
Koontz: so you better watch out!!
Koontz: i'm one bad banana!!
Shelley: ha ha oh my god
Shelley: did you teach him to say that
Barker: no he just came up with it himself!
Shelley: ha ha that's wild
Barker: i know right??
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Absolutely obsessed with the final scene of this week’s Ted Lasso and the himbo dynamics
Van Damme and his spot on sexy painter look
Dani’s child-like disappointment at ruining the surprise
Dani’s t-shirt “borracho pero buen muchacho” (a drunk but a good boy, a very common and funny Mexican saying)
Isaac got his cousin to fix the window in the morning which means they were planning this from earlier, even knowing they’d be tired after the match
Jamie being so nonchalant about their help (cute little nod to “we are a team” in s2)
Jan Mass’s bluntness for once just sounding kind and sweet because their efforts are just genuine
Whatever the hell is going on with Bumbercatch. I’m obsessed with him. Love that everyone in the team is just as bewildered by him as we are.
Richard doing something nice but being still very French about it (not the best ones obviously)
Sam. Everything about Sam. But mostly Sam being so surprised and touched and shocked that this was all his teams idea. Sam getting to show his dad the home and family he’s found here.
Also Sam being a flirty cutie.
Richard’s adorable little dance when he comes out with the wine bottles
Jan Maas hugging Richard like THAT when he comes over with the wine and both being so comfortable with that kind of embrace
Coming being his hilarious funny self and more at ease than he’s been all season
Jamie and Dani boyfriending yet again in the background
Dani doing the cocktails (because borracho pero buen muchacho)
Everyone being so loved and happy and at ease with each other outside of a work environment, together, as a big family. A huge Christmas special call back.
I love every single one of them so damn much
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