#see this one isn’t very funny

[bandsanitizer]

well come back to luke hemmings steals some vibes. apparently being blonde includes riding elevators as a metaphor for the passage of time

#alison speaks? #lukey #5sos #luke hemmings #taylor swift #oh shit you’re really joking at a time like this #see this one isn’t very funny #but that’s because shakes is too good for the memes 😭 #swiftsos #memesos

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[marimbles]

at the risk of sounding like really entitled….

does anyone else have a fic that is their most popular, but you don’t want it to be, because you don’t think it deserves it, and you have better stuff, and while ofc you are grateful that people like something you wrote, it’s almost annoying that for some reason That one is the most popular. lmao

#for me it’s this like time travel shenanigans ml fic called Why Are You Like This #which I had a ton of fun writing and I like the fic #but I also tend to forget about it lol #and then I see that it’s my most popular one and I’m like ‘not but this isn’t even in my top 5 favorite fics I’ve written. why’ hdjsjs #it’s probably closer to the bottom of the top 10? and I do not have that many fics hahaha #I remember rooting so hard for tell me something I don’t know to surpass it in kudos #which it eventually DID and I was so happy #but then later WAYLS passed up tms again lol #and I was slightly annoyed to realize that WAYLS was my first to break 5k kudos #while tms still hasn’t #it’s very close tho I need like. 2 more #ok ok sorry this definitely sounds super entitled DHDKDK #I promise I am VERY grateful for every fic interaction!! every kudos or comment I’ve ever received!! #thank you thank you to anyone who has ever read my stuff💜 #I just think this is kind of funny #cause I keep scratching my head wondering why that one is the top fic #I think ppl just rly enjoy time travel stuff? #also I did it as a gift for yunyin based on one of her comics so that probably boosted it haha #anyway

[gemglyph]

I think my two week long headache is starting to get to me. Anyone have headache advice?

#I can… sort of function. Sort of #Behind the counter (prescription) migraine medicine made it go away #but… I can’t take it in the middle of the day #Because the one I tried side effects were… Not Great™️.. and I have a new one I’m scared to try #Funny how a persistent two week long light and noise sensitive headache can do to someone’s mental state #This isn’t even touching on how it blurs my vision real bad and I can’t see very well #Anyway I’m not dead so I’m fine.. probably #I have things to do.. school work to turn in.. and a computer screen to stab knives into my eyes with #All set for success. It’s totally fine

[delightfuldevin]

Been seein some rather cold takes about Daisy lately…

I’ve seen some people say that she has no personality outside of fanon, but that’s just not true. There is a very very common misconception among the fandom (at least that I’ve noticed) that if a character doesn’t appear in a “mainline” game, then they have no personality. But I’d argue that the spinoffs actually offer waaaaay more in terms of looking into character personalities. And no, I’m not talking about the RPGs ala M&L and Paper Mario as those are obviously full of personality (and Daisy isn’t in those). I’m talking about the Party, Kart, Tennis, and other sports games.

Yes, Daisy hasn’t appeared in any mainline game since her debut, but she’s been in nearly every sports game and her traits, stats, abilities, victory/loss animations, and various other tiny details add up to her personality. The fact that she’s nearly always yelling or just speaking really loud in general (noticeably more than any other character), the fact that she constantly feels a need to say her name and make herself known, how she loves flowers and considers even a small patch of flowers worth protecting, how she’s easily bored by tasks that don’t excite her and isn’t so reliable for them. She tends to jump around a lot, and spin and dance around when she’s excited! She’s apparently a rather fast runner and that is considered her specialty! These are all traits that are displayed in the spinoffs, and there’s probably soooo many more that I just can’t remember right now.

Now, I do think her tomboyish nature is probably fanon, as I don’t really remember seeing anything to show that she acts that way in the games. I think people probably think she’s tomboyish due to how loud and energetic she is. But hey, there’s plenty of fanon for just about any character from any fandom out there. And what’s so wrong with that? Isn’t the whole point of making fanworks to expand on the framework already provided by canon? If we want to stick to what’s actually “canon” then nearly everything the fandom has created would have to be tossed, because there really isn’t much to work with. Fanworks and fandoms thrive on what fans can create based on the canon work, not just sticking to it perfectly.

It’s fine if you think the “fanon” Daisy outshines the “canon” Daisy and you dislike that. But to say that she has no personality aside from fanon interpretations just tells me that you have a very narrow idea of what counts as “canon” in an already rather simplistic world. The Mario games are very simple and straightforward without much consistent lore that actually makes sense cohesively, but the characters are what keep everything tied together despite that. The characters are nearly always consistent, and that includes Daisy. Even when the setting is completely different and some random new villain shows up with some random new power source to steal or species to torment, our same well-known lovable characters will be the center of the story and that’s what makes it fun!

#devin speaks #super mario bros #princess daisy #i mightve gotten a bit too personal with my views of canon vs fanon but i still think it needs to be said #people who argue over what is considered canon in a video game series are so funny to me #especially a series like mario that has expanded soooo far from its original premise #its different than a show or movie since most shows will finish their main story before delving into spinoffs #most of the mainline games are literally just bowser kidnapped the princess and mario has to save her #very few of them offer any insight to personality of anyone #that isn’t to say theres none at all but i still think the party kart and sports games offer waaay more #of course everyone is entitled to their own opinions and if you dislike daisy or think shes boring then whatever you do you #i am simply sharing my opinion as well :) #sorry time to be salty real quick #literally the entirety of waluigis personality comes from the spin offs but no one talks about him??? #he is literally in the same boat as daisy but i never see anyone saying they dislike him for his ‘fanon personality’ #really makes you think #people rag on peach for ‘having no personality’ too but hers shines through the spinoffs as well #and even the rpgs!! shes actually in those and has multiple voicelines and cutscenes and people *still* say she has no personality! #i know this is about daisy but gosh mario ladies in general are treated rather poorly unless theyre eye candy #im glad rosie debuted in a mainline game with a clearly given backstory spoon fed to the player so she doesnt get this treatment lol

[daydreamerdrew]

Marvel Mystery Comics (1941) #2 and #4

#it’s cool to see that Jim’s actually made a lasting relationship #strange that it’s with his cellmate from when he was briefly imprisoned #who ended up being an informant/snitch turned undercover cop #I brushed over this the first time I read it but Jim is so funny for seeing him cellmate out and about after breaking out of jail #and immediately going did you also break out of jail? cause if so then I’ve got to take you back? #he’s really trying with him moral code but he’s just in the early stages of life rn #it’s interesting that it’s at his friend’s suggestion that Jim takes on a human name for the first time #that he never attempted to take on a human identity on his own #in the story in issue 4 Jim is falsely thought to have murdered someone #and when he tells the police that he’s the Human Torch they don’t believe him even though he’s a man on fire in front of them #and one of them says ‘the Torch isn’t a killer!’ #which is funny because the Torch very much does burn people to death but I guess that doesn’t count if they’re criminals #also I’m assuming that the car Jim was driving at the beginning of the story in issue 4 #was given to him by the Diane Carson lady from the story in issue 3 #anyway the important thing is that Jim is really trying to make his way in the world and do good things #marvel #timely publications #jim hammond #my posts #comic panels

[tariah23]

They’re calling my baby Gojo, Joseph Joestar now

#rambling #the diff is that Gojo did apologize after being called out and face to face with his racism whilst Joseph literally befriended nazi’s 😵‍💫 #and there was never any explanation from araki as to why he’d even wrote German soldiers in the shit in the first place like that was #absolutely jarring as hell to read for the very first time back when I’d gotten into jjba #well I watched it first but you know #like Joseph really thought fondly of Stroheim as this stand up guy even though he’s first of all #a Nazi #and second #the first scene that we were introduced to was of him sexually harassing a Woman #it’s……. 🗿 #still to this day I wonder if araki had ever addressed this because lord #Joseph was just happy to get the help I guess but that felt so ooc for him from what he’d seen 🗣️ #happily receiving the help of a Nazi and calling them a nice guy ahhh Joseph- #Gojo would never sjjsaj #my boo boo is a little prejudice but he’s working on it 🗣️ #I still think that gege was trying to have a ‘racism is bad’ moment but again #the execution was pretty awkward and it felt out of place considering what had been currently going down in the manga #like the Racism was pretty random but it was swiftly put to a stop which I can appreciate even if it shouldn’t have been a point of #conversation to begin with since why couldn’t Miguel just exist as a character instead of him being the now token negro #who everyone sees as instantly more frighteningly powerful than everyone else like this didn’t even need to be brought up wllssldk #idk gege was trying to be ‘woke’ 😭. sorry nbs and wp ruined the term for me but like basically lol #gojo’s pretty intelligent and extremely gifted but he’s never been perfect lol #it’s just that idk why gege chose to talk about antiblackness in Japan out of nowhere about the only black character on screen hehhhhhh #like gege tried but lmfao #this is so funny to me #at least it didn’t drag on putting Miguel in an even more awkward situation than he already was and it was nipped in the bud quickly #Gojo isn’t one to dwell on things but when he’s face with new information and is taught something he does try to reflect and do better and #I’m sure he probably started to become even more aware of what he’s saying especially when talking to Miguel in an honest way since that’s #always been the kind of character who he was despite the horrors #the only ppl who’ve been kinda annoying about this are nbs and white people as always 🗿

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

Every once in awhile I remember this one weirdo in the YouTube comment section that saw my very emotional response under a video about a child mummy and said something like “lmao you fucking looser libtard. The kid died thousands of years ago, you and your stupid feelings, blah blah” and I roasted the guy in the replies, and a bunch of other people shamed him because “what the actual fuck? We are being emotional about a child mummy. What is wrong with you?” To the point where he just deleted his comment and I’m like, why though? What did he have to gain from replying to someone’s emotional response to a documentary about a child mummy and just, mock them? Because they found the act of a family caring for their dead two year old moving? Why???? You are literally just setting yourself up for a verbal beating. It wasn’t even in a political video, it was a DOCUMENTARY about a CHILD MUMMY. I can’t comprehend how that seemed like a good idea? Or why it was an idea at all? It was funny to see him get the verbal shit beaten out of him, but why would you respond like that in the first place??? Did he just go around YouTube trying to find people talking about feelings so he could try and, what, shame them politically??? Literally what was the point? Beyond comprehension.

#emma posts #genuinely bewildered #all i did was talk about how young the child was and how the family cared for them and the care they put into their burial #and how touching that is and that us seeing this was remarkable #and some other emotional poetic kinda shit #and he like. took offense? to a fairly normal comment on a documentary? #everyone roasting the guy was admittedly very funny. but how did he expect anything other than a group roasting? #a CHILD MUMMY documentary evoking feelings was triggering to him??? #why? one of the weirdest times someone has come at me like that #usually it is something you can sort of tie back to politics though #a long dead two year old isn’t that??? #I’m just going to assume he was like 14 or something #a documentary about an ancient toddler is where he does it though???

[6ebe]

does anybody remember when I accurately predicted how game of thrones tv show would end bc I had a basic understanding of how the Tudor dynasty ended. lol.

#like genuinely the parallels in the book aren’t even slick #<-although again let’s hope the book series doesn’t end same as the show LOL #Robert = Henry viii #Joffrey and tommen as Edward vi (boy prince who dies young) #dare I say stannis = Mary I bc religious extremism #Cersei as lady Jane grey probably #or if you want the whole ‘named someone their successor in their will and got killed very quickly’ you could say that she’s Ned #although then succession order would be wrong #that does leave us without an Elizabeth though. renly is my Elizabeth I though 😞 #and THEN you get James I coming down from #Scotland to sort out everyone’s mess 🥴 #<- and that’s why I guessed a stark. and an unimportant one at that who hadn’t been involved in the fighting I argued. it’s funny that I was #except he was gay and everyone hated him and he set in motion what led to the civil war so 🤷‍♀️ #anyway as a girlie with a history degree nothing in those books is insanely #shocking to ME personally. although it’s interesting to see how my opinions have shifted in the last 4 years #early modern U.K. isn’t even rly my era and I still know this sndjdkfkf #also I know #in theory everyone says the books are based on war of the roses but imho robs rebellion works better in that sense than anything else #so then I use the Tudors as my framing for what goes on during the timeline #but again it’s all circular bc you have the war of the roses and not too much later you get the English civil war so #anyway dynasties I actually studied at uni are like. the Carolingians and Capetians and Hohenstaufen’s / Holy Roman Empire #and then tang song and Sui . which all give me a lot of perspective on how these processes work #election based succession no look at Holy Roman Empire #‘best amongst brothers’ succession yes look at dynastic China #my conclusion here is that renly was correct rip 🫡 #<- although I would be remiss to not highlight that several Chinese dynasties did practise primogeniture. but many of the most successful #ones didn’t #like I still can’t believe so many fans still think renly was insane like blood tanistry literally was such a thing historically that it #even has a silly sounding name. it was widely practised #him wanting to call an older brother is also what dany did and no one shits on her for that 🥴

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

actually I think overwatch having only the (super traditional) japanese characters be magic is fucking hilarious bc they’ve accidentally implied that shintoism is the Objectively Correct Religion in Overwatch World

#like there’s other ppl who have stories n designs based on cultural tradition #but only the japanese ones r magic???????? how do you do that #if it were just tradition that makes you magic in general then surely at the very least zenyatta n symmetra would also be magic #n I’d argue reaper has elements of like. the mexican folklore surrounding death + the paranormal #but all of them r just Science Guys like there is smth special abt Blizzard Japan #it isn’t even propping up asia as this mystical place like white ppl tend to do it’s japan specifically #like you don’t see mei going around summoning dragons she has regular science fiction powers #anyway I think it’s really funny. that they’ve accidentally implied a True Religion #sanders bullshit #overwatch 2 #ovw #ovw2

[merriclo]

the time v legend wars that happen every so often are always so funny to me because i am equally obsessed with both. they’re both my favorite little stress toys. i’m like a double agent with no agenda other than to just straight up fuck around

#‘but time’s a dilf’ but legend’s a mermaid #‘but legend’s a mermaid’ but time’s a dilf #you see why i can’t choose? #also. both of them probabky have some gender nonsense goin on #the fact that in kokiric gender norms link could be seen as either. and also whatever the fuck legend’s got going on. #also i project onto them an equal amount #i could actually write a literal essay about how time and legend are incredibly similar and what key traits make them seem so different #it’s actually a theme i’m using very heavily in my own linkverse au fun fact #anyhow enough rambles in the tags. the war is funny. and also isn’t thsi like the third one—

[lilgynt]

i’m still riding the high of a girl i’m jealous of in a few ways telling me that i don’t get it bc literally everyone likes me

#personal #she was telling me some drama and why she was upset so i don’t want to be super happy but also #you think everyone likes me omgggggggggggg #we went to see smile bc i felt bad about her drama but if i may share a secret #genuinely think she’s in the wrong #does it suck and the fallout isn’t totally deserved? yes. was she in the wrong. honestly yeah i think #and it’s just a bit funny bc one of the main things i’m jealous of is like #her ability to move through spaces and with people #like granted duh i don’t know her whole life and i know she has beef with like. A LOT OF PEOPLE. #but she’s very charismatic and doesn’t have trouble making friends and attracting people #so a bit jealous of that #so that was crazy to hear her side

[80zgf]

i’ve had this extra shitty feeling lingering over me all semester and it’s doing such a fantastic job at getting the best of me. my friend group since the first year keeps proving time and time again they care more about each other even when i go out of my way to make sure they’re alright and make sure everybody else avoids things that would upset others. feelings get hurt a lot otherwise. a few nights back i took my a few of my friends out to eat and pay for part of their meals (context: my dad’s boss gets tipped through gift cards sometimes and he gave me a few so it wasn’t exactly out of my pocket). i told my best friend i haven’t been really been feeling my best so to take it easy on me since our other two friends have been deeply upsetting me all week by saying genuinely hurtful shit. and then in the middle of a very stressful meal he started telling me about how his sister’s boyfriend was saying weird shit abt me and her boyfriend doesn’t like me (i have never had a proper conversation with either one of these people) and i ended up fucking bawling lmfaoooo. i guess my friends froze because i’m the “tough friend” so i’m not allowed to cry but it ended up with in me comforting them which is so odd? i get not everyone you encounter will be your #1 fan but if someone pulls you aside and says hey man i haven’t been feeling great lately why would you say that at that time ??? lmfao

(goes without saying but d-on.t r.-b pls)

#had to censor that bcuz people will specifically do otherwise if you don’t #sorry for venting on main i just feel so alone #one of my friends is very sensitive to music in restaurants so half the meal i had to worry about finding someone who could lower it #i’m not even this drastic people pleaser i just hate seeing people distressed #and it’s so funny because a couple days prior we all had a talk abt not having to tell people everything others say abt them #one of my friend’s toxic exes was saying SUPER weird shit about all of us without even getting to know us and she randomly told us all of #-it #in the middle of hanging out #that didn’t get me as much as this did. bcuz like i said. i didn’t want to go already and talked to him in advance #i’m not looking for pity. just wanna get it out so maybe i stop thinking about it #health wise i have not been doing great and i probably need surgery so everything else is stressing me out so much more because of that #i need a new group because this isn’t the first time this happened #thanks for reading if you did and sorry about typos #💋.txt #if this all sounds bitchy and complainy. my bad #my friends have a history of doing things without me that i have planned when i have literally been in the hospital LOL #no one needs to revolve their life around me. just me and acknowledge me #i feel like i sound really annoying but w/e ig #there are probably better more accurate ways to describe what i mean but 🤷

[emerald-cobracat]

The JLD and the entire supernatural community believe that Batman is something supernatural. They can’t agree on what he is but they know he’s very strong and very good at playing human.

This is also one of the reasons that people believe that Gotham is so cursed. Batman is allowing his power to seep into the mortal world and is clearly using the city for something. A prevailing theory is that the bat has been in Gotham for a while and just began using his human disguise.

Everyone has some kind of theory for what batman is.

From a monster that escaped Tartarus to a shadow that gained sentience.

It’s also important to mention that the it is very hard for someone supernatural to hide as a marmalade human. They have to be so weak that they don’t have much of a signature to hide or strong enough to overpower their own signature.

Entities weak enough to hide their signature don’t tend to last long. Entities strong enough to hide their signature tend to destroy worlds for fun.

There is so much chaos and batman is not aware of any of it.

#batman #dc #just a thought #everyone thinks that batman isn’t human #he is #but no one believes him #the magicians in the league are very careful about when they talk to him so that they don’t end up accidentally making a deal #Diana get the Greek pantheon involved #hades is watching Tartarus and is very concerned #the supernatural world is watching and everyone is placing bets #I think it would be funny if batman though completely random circumstance becam part of the supernatural world #like something really strong and ancient just wanted to retire see’s this and decides to give seel its power within the bat

[exopelagic]

I wiped out so hard tonight my KNEES

#I fell over. so many times. including two of the worst falls I’ve had in a WHILE #god the first one literally like minute and a half on the ice i lose a foot under me and do the splits. crash into the barriers #I am notably Not flexible I cannot do the splits. I don’t know how I kept skating afterwards #the worst fall I have ever had however was right at the end and the thing that made me get off #we were playing a thing and both me and this other guy we’re trying to catch this girl who turned out to be Also going very fast #three way collision all falling forwards on top of each other #we SLID there were BLADES BY MY HEAD im lucky im short im amazed nobody got actually hurt #except like. my knees which are now staging a coup I rlly should ice them but I don’t have ice and I just wanna sleep #but GOD tonight was a mixed bag #i have acquired the instagram and will probably get him on committee if he sends me the thing #also slowly thinking hrm yeah he’s probably straight #anyway good news: i think we’re pretty solidly friends now. bad news: prooobably regrettably heterosexual #idk straight guys shouldn’t be allowed to be cute and funny and good at skating it’s not fair #aaaanyway. it’s my own fault bc I meet most new people through hockey now and this sport is pretty notoriously not queer #it’s a little different here but the people who end up Good are largely not yknow. and I am unfortunately into guys who can skate #also they end up being the people I actually get to talk to with what I do. dumb as hell. they should invent gay hockey players #anyway my assessment is still vibes based there’s time for me to be proven wrong but we will see. it’d be funny if he was queer after this #will think abt texting him on a day that isn’t tomorrow bc tomorrow’s gonna be too much and I would like to have some time to chill sometime #anyway this is my periodic reminder to myself that I’m literally just Allowed to have feelings. fucked up that it’s true #but like it’s just. allowed. and it’s not even that I’m dumb or have bad taste or smth like that and over like what. #almost two years? there have been 5 guys total. mr prick who WAS queer unfortunately. and while the other four did turn out to be straight #that was due to 1. guy literally had rainbow fucking stick tape and Everyone thought he was gay. also I was just kinda fucking around there #2. talked to him like three times before asking him out. agrees to dinner bc he thinks it’s funny. 3. many signals bc bunch of queer friends #still unconfirmed but be does have a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4. okay maybe I should know better by now but he’s cute okay I’m allowed to hope #it’s not even like I’ve DONE anything other than talk to him dude you’re fine you’re allowed to feel things #aaaanyway. bed now. eepy. will talk to him later. he complimented my hair okay I’m done now going to sleep #very sorry to anyone who reads these tags for just going on abt this guy but also no I’m not scroll down #luke.txt

[ifeelfreewithoutmyshoes]

My cousin doesn’t like BSD and I find it so funny bc every thing he went ‘I don’t really like this’ I went ‘yeah I can see why, I simply don’t care’

#it’s a skill issue #like yes the stakes are very high especially in the never seasons where the entire world is at stake #bc like okay I don’t really care that much #so the things I like make up plenty for the things I’m kinda neutral about #but Christmas dinner table isn’t the place where I really wanna start going on about all the things I like about it #a lot of it is about the concept as well #the author/ability thing #the Mets things you can get out of that #the way the world is build to look like ours but then there’s a whole world history of differences you only find out sporadically #the characters and their way of think and how their past made them what they are today #and the parallels between some of the caharcters #like sure the plot is nice and I’m curious about stuff but the characters are my main drive force #especially chuuya! #but if you haven’t read the light novels (or to an extend the manga) I can see how some of the cooler things are left out #the entirety of stormbrjnger is so fucking cool #anyway it’s funny but it mostly just comes down to taste I think #I don’t take some of the things that seriously so I don’t mind and the rest is so cool #me #I got one of the light novels for Christmas so that was great (which we also laughed about)