Need to turn a group of people into my seedbeds
Fill all of them with my seed
Then slowly watch as over 9 months they change into soft rounded forms, just to begin the process again
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I am endlessly entertained by the prospect of MBJ just having literally no clue how human physiology works, and thus believing everything he hears (which, paired with SQH's propensity for saying dumb shit without thinking, is a recipe for disaster)
like:
SQH: ugh if I read any more expense reports my eyeballs will fall out of my head
MBJ: *frantically gathering as many expense reports as he can carry before shoving them into the fire*
SQH: *literally watching all his work burn up in flames* i-
MBJ: please hold in your eyeballs
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SQH, offhandedly: lmao wei qingwei ate so many bao buns at the festival that I honestly think he's going to turn into one
MBJ, absolutely horrified, actually gives his condolences to the (very confused) human man because this affliction which will soon take his humanity is a fate worse than death. Also he starts hiding SQH's melon seeds
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SQH: ugh I'm so stressed out i'm gonna EXPLODE
MBJ: NO-
Yes YES OH man Shang Qinghua definitely has no filter when complaining about stuff, Poor Mobei he's learning so many awful things about humans and how MUCH DANGER THEYRE IN (how much danger his favorite human is in)
He tries to learn more about what can happen to his poor human so he's spying on Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghuas meetings only to hear them BOTH dramatically explain how tired they are, Shen Qingqiu with some peak lord duties juggled with Binghe and Shang Qinghua with just the amount of paper work and how they both won't make it if things don't slow down soon which prompts Mobei to immediately tell Luo Binghe that his consort is going to DIE if he doesn't get rest immediately this second
I can see this getting SO out of hand so fast, He'd bury Shang Qinghua in blankets and hold him tight so absolutely nothing can bother him and he'd be safe
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Today I planted cardinal flower, swamp milkweed, and Canadian milk vetch at the bottom next to a creek. I hope they get enough sun, I had to plant them pretty close to the trees to protect them from the lawnmowers.
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Drawing these in the third dimension and trying to make them make sense outside of a scribble really reminds me like a splash of cold water, how much Honey's design was that... scribbled... You already know the number of times he's knocked into someone or a door frame by accident is in triple digits....
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what if the sinners set jacob free
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everyone mourn the build that never was! because i accidentally deleted it. oops. sorry they’re not better quality but it’s all that exists of John’s Ranchsion Layout from… I think back in December? who knows.
the layout might not make the most sense with all the stairs in retrospect, but also I don’t care. the stairways leading up from the main room only has a door leading to the balcony and not The House. stupid. i took some creative liberties but the outside and accessible area i made as 1v1 as possible. crawling up in-game for hours studying johns stupid houses stupid windows.
ft two spare bedrooms, 4 bathrooms (two full, two half), master bedroom with on-suite and walk in closet, and oh my god, a kitchen.
The bottom portion houses johns home office, a tv room, and the empty third one is meant to be a laundry room. the small empty square is the shitter 👍 I know new dawn has that area accessible and thus has an established floor plan but I don’t care i didn’t want to load that game up. god bless.
hope you all enjoy x
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This photo is of 1/10th of the compost dug up for our garlic beds this winter.
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