#seriously and deliriously

[yvehattan]

Living my best Raskolnikov summer (roaming the city in a manky black trench coat in June, blisters bleeding through my socks, partially delirious).

#bloody socks but at least its my blood #or am i just saying that #you could cook stock off this coat #disgusting #i am disgusting #but ras is og disgusting #seriously and deliriously #we weren't supposed to relate this hard #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #rodya raskolnikov #raskolnikov #crime and punishment #c&p #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor dostoyevsky #russian lit #russian literature #russian classics #classic lit #classic literature #books and literature #bookblr #classic lit memes

[shameless-and-delirious]

i do not play with ghost trick kitty

i just dont know which should be keychains which should be phone charms or both or neither.... Man

#ghost trick #comifuro #ghost trick: phantom detective #excuse the massive watermarks this is my first time selling things seriously and idk im jus worried #fanart #ghost trick fanart #cat #im tempted to tag spoilers this cat's very existence is kind of spoilery #OH YEAH the wmarks arent shameless and delirious bc this is my twitter account yayy #how do people work social media again being in school hell for 3 years really ruins your sense of coolness #my catalogue is NOT DONE i have too many ideas and too little energy

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

if trackerbees do break up i need it to be the most lesbian shit ever. like still being besties and calling each other babe and living together but fully being broken up. and it’s over the dumbest drama ever like kristen got tracker the wrong combat boots or smth. and then i need one of them to have a thing with another wlw that they both know for a brief stint afterwards bc that’s what always fucking happens. just like some peak idiot lesbian representation to soothe the soul.

#in my dream scenario after they break up adaine comes out as wlw #and then while delirious at a sleepover or smth kristen kisses adaine or smth like that and tracker finds out #and tracker is like ‘my ex kissed my cousin???? seriously?????’ #and then carries on with her day #on an unrelated note i also need kristen to have a gender crisis but that’s neither here nor there #mari is irrelevant #dimension 20 #dropout tv #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #trackerbees #tracker o'shaughnessey #kristen applebees

[beanghostprincess]

I think a very normal amount about Crocodile and Mihawk genuinely seeing Buggy's value. Genuinely appreciating his dream and his sense of adventure. Mihawk (bored-to-death swordsman who desperately needs something new) and Crocodile (the man who only cares about business because the last time he wanted something a kid with flip-flops sent him flying) seeing that the clown they're only using as bait and punching bag is actually the one with the biggest pirate heart. They realize he has charisma and followers for a reason and it's the fact that his "fake it til you make it" persona is actually built above his true dream. The words of fake confidence he speaks are actually words he genuinely wants to believe, but always fears will backfire because he doesn't have anything to rely on (unlike Shanks. Because even if Shanks doesn't need to rely on anything, he used to wear the trust and love of their captain in his head and everyone else supported him to be his legacy). So they end up seeing that they can do more with him. Together. Mihawk and Crocodile might have the money and the people but Buggy has the dream. They can go higher. They can be more than what they thought they were. Buggy shows them this side of himself between tears and sudden yelling and they have to admit that... They used to have dreams. Long forgotten ones. And okay, Buggy might not be the king of the pirates. They're so not saying that. But they can go higher.

They see this side of him and they never say it out loud (and even if they did, Buggy wouldn't even notice because he's busy begging them not to kill him. Which, y'know, fair) but something changes inside of them. Perhaps it's a faint, tiny sense of protectiveness. Maybe affection. Some type of appreciation they can't quite name because it would be too embarrassing for them to even say they care for this clown but- But it's there. Something.

So they keep Buggy around and he starts to feel less like a punching bag and more like somebody they care about. Kind of. And you know what? Maybe the damn clown can become the king of the pirates if he has already made the impossible happen once.

#somebody should put me down honestly i am going crazy #is it the fever am i starting to get delirious what the fuck did i write #anyway i think these three should make out and then a comically sitcomy camera should point at doffy and shanks crying #i'm making cross guild romantic and not just sexy !! behold the powers of fluff and hurt/comfort see what they can do #no but seriously i need these two to appreciate buggy bc although i love buggy being their little chihuahua sometimes i really want love #one piece #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #cross guild #the ship between these three is just cross guild right like why would you need another word #to me it's romantic in canon too who cares

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

i love how megumi is like the certified person to use for any angst related storylines. that kid could fit so much trauma in him it’s insane.

i just can’t wait to see megumi interacting with everyone when he’s feeling a little better. like i know he would win everyone over with his little shit attitude & quiet menace ways. i just know that the students would hear megumi cursing up a storm, humbling gojo with a funny ass insult, & needing to be tied to a pole to keep himself from unleashing his trump card onto the zenin & boom, you’ll have panda taking out a pen & paper, forcing megumi to sign himself over to them because HE IS THEIR BABY NOW. gojo who? toji where? no. the current first years has took custody. megumi didn’t know wtf he was signing though. he just thought they wanted to know how to spell his name or some shit.

cue gojo being a little fed up that everyone is after his son. THESE BITCHES TRYNA REPLACE HIM. he simply can’t let this be. now imagine a weird ass custody battle between an adult & a bunch of teenagers.

Panda, with adoption forms: just sign rightttttttt there

Megumi, blind as hell, thinks these are school enrollment forms: I don’t know why we need to fill out this paperwork now

Panda, sweating: we have to be mindful of deadlines fushiguro

Megumi: I guess

legitimately megumi cannot escape Boyhood. It’s too late for him. He’s already Their Boy.

Fundamentally all of the second years are completely insane so they take one look at this fully feral biting child who won’t stop trying to kill himself to have the last word and are filled with unspeakable fondness for him. He’s their little flour sack child they’re communally raising for health class.

Gojo has a lot of Literal Children throwing a lot of shade about his ability to raise his own child and it confuses him. This is not a group activity. Well it is but it’s a group activity with Nanami and Shoko.

Megumi does not know what about him inspires teen parenthood in others but he needs it to stop.

#jjk #continuing my megumi is the baby of the group agenda #he’s Everyone’s Boy #But Mostly Yuuta’s #the thing is megumi is legitimately one of the most capable characters in the show #he’s powerful and very tactically minded like he’s the guy who should have his shit on lock #and yet everyone who sees him decides he’s their little boy #legitimately why does this keep happening to him #look when they first met megumi he was seriously fucked up and they got attached to him when he was still delirious and mostly unconscious #then he was conscious and simply fucking hilarious okay god he’s insane #they formed their initial impression when he was their Only Kohai who needed his senpais to protect him #if megumi knew they thought this he would be incapable of expressing in strong enough terms how little he wanted that to be the result of #this situation #the second years are protective of all their underclassmen but megumi #megumi is the only one who is Their Boy #sea glass gardens

[borrelia]

sibling called me at like 10pm when i was already asleep to tell me he had to go back into surgery for an emergency procedure bc his penis got an arterial clot and i was like okay well have you learned your lesson? dont get clots in there. and went back to sleep as soon as he hung up.

#like hes trying to actually communicate with family what his health is like #and i asked him. so how many penises do you have now? #im Incapable of taking things seriously but it's fine. #he literally opened the call by saying 'i am once again penis delirious' so it works out #myaa

[umbreonwolfy]

#this is all i care about #like seriously i am so in love with this album #ive listened to it on repeat since i woke up this morning #and i doubt ill listen to much else for awhile #they make me so deliriously happy #xdinary heroes #xdh #😭😭😭 #Spotify

[cuppajj]

Anon with the hallucinating cousin here.

I was panicking a minute ago because she kept telling me that she could “see the lord” and I thought she was dying or something so I said “what are you on about?”

The bitch said “it’s Lord Imperious Delirious”

I’m currently trying my best not to smack the shit out of her

same energy

#asdfhkahfd #good that your cousin isn't actually dying!! but also what a rollercoaster that definitely was OUGH #i gotta respect the joke though #but also #that could easily be taken seriously ksjhdfks #i can see the lord.... imperious delirious #hope you two are alright

[kosmicsandshoes]

got inspired by a post on twitter so yknow

vanoss crew gay sex alignment chart

#vanossgaming #terroriser #daithi de nogla #i am wildcat #moo snuckel #basicallyidowrk #h2o delirious #fourzer0seven #bigjigglypanda #cartoonz #silentdroidd #lui calibre #mr sark #racingcatz #meme #dont take this seriously plz im just fuckin around #vanoss crew #banana bus squad

[hurricane-heatt]

where’s the gifs of mark taking his shirt off and he’s got that chain necklace thing underneath red bull era please help me i’m dying these are my last words ow my leg owwww

#but seriously where is she #did i make this up i feel delirious #ro.txt #mark webber

[eileenleahy]

yes yhe drama surrounding obrien leaving cora for susan was about upper-class entitlement to working-class bodies & spirits but also it was about lesbianism. coexistence ☮️

#so seriously this fascinates eme oh my god. the sexed & gendered dynamics of class in thsi goddamn soap opera are makign me delirious #downton abbey

[quietblissxx]

#him: hey don't watch this video around other people 😌 #i watch it as soon as i get home from work and oops wasn't gonna masturbate today but sure am now #🫠🫠🫠 #seriously 🔥😍 when dudes send videos with audio 🤤🤤🤤 #when they say your name while they're cumming!!!! 💦💦💦💦 #personal #sorry not sorry for the overshare lmao i just had several quick intense back to back o's and i am deliriously content #me #🍑

[burningarchitecture]

So One of the things that's so fun about gothic lit to me in the emergence of the mad scientist trope and all the characters associated with it. But how come The picture of Dorian Gray, the book that introduced me to the genre months ago does not feature any mad scientists? Well it kind of DOES actually. Lord Henry is more or less what a mad psychologist would be like then, just saying!

#don't take this seriously I'm just being delirious and in the mood for finding things that are not there #gothic lit #gothic literature #mad scientist #the picture of dorian gray #tpodg #oscar wilde #lord henry wotton

[hella1975]

fuck it im posting it

#is it still 'im not taking this fic too seriously and im just gonna have fun with it' if u have to repeat it to yourself over and over? #bashing my fist against the mirror rn #give me 5 mins im gonna post it then make a mean egg sarnie as a treat #so many red flags here like yes girl you should post the fic that's existed as a concept for a week #and most of it was written in single delirious sittings one of which was today #and post it at midnight no less #who cares! #who fucking cares! #definitely not me! <- shaking like a wet dog #twice as many stars

[dandyshucks]

making myself tear up from laughing so hard at the idea of making my 18+ sideblog look like this:

THE IDEA OF HAVING THAT AS MY HEADER IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEE DBDJDJDKL

#IT SURE IS PAST 11PM DNDJDL i am so deliriously tired rn dnfjdkl #im trying to set it up but i cannot take it seriously fhfhndkl #its impossible dhfjdkdl i gotta make it a little jokey so i dont get scared of rbing and posting to it fhfjfkl #suggestive #dandy.cmd

[revvethasmythh]

I think it's very funny that shadowheart has a reputation for constantly missing attacks at lower levels, because in the early levels of my shadowheart origins run her hit rate was actually quite good, but LAE'ZEL could not hit the broad side of a fucking barn. not kidding, I think one time she missed SEVEN times in a row, including opportunity attacks and riposte, which is NOT NOTHING at low levels when you only get one attack per round. so what I'm saying is that shadowheart's curse IS real, but being The Main Character cures it and gives it to somebody else in your party, apparently

#after we hit level 5 lae'zel fixed herself and it was fine #but MAN were those lower levels hell on earth #i was seriously considering booting her from the party because she just could not hit ANYTHING. EVER #I was losing my mind about it. deliriously unhinged with each subsequent whiff of her sword #rosie plays video games poorly #god's favorite princess #how do you queue