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grey reef sharks appear grey from a distance, but actually have a bronze tint to their skin.
grey reef sharks do not pose a threat to humans, but have been inquisitive around divers. if there is food in the water, this shark will become very active and even aggressive. the expected lifespan is estimated to be at least 25 years.
grey reef sharks are less than 1.9 m (6.2 ft) long. the maximum reported length is 2.6 m (8.5 ft) and the maximum reported weight is 33.7 kg (74 lb).
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apparently every girl is either lantern shark pretty, nurse shark pretty, mako shark pretty, or bonnethead shark pretty
(post that my edited version is making fun of is below the cut)
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We need to normalize sharks being cute, like, they’re just little cartilaginous sea puppies, let them chill.
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Also. Treat fat people with respect or die by my blade.
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The "Zepotha" trend on tiktok makes me SICK as an indie slasher fan. Why did they choose the name "Zepotha?" Name one fucking indie slasher from the 80's that isn't called something like House of Guts. "Zepotha" would be the name of an arthouse horror from the 70's created by a giallo-obsessed Johnny-come-lately director from New Jersey. Zepotha would be brought up in every other "obscure horror recs" thread on reddit until it became a circlejerk meme to even mention it.
"Oh you sound so mad, you sound like you just want to gatekeep--" I DO! I'M GATEKEEPING! None of these people even like slashers! They can barely make it through Fear Street, and then they still make fun of effects that aren't Marvel-sweatshop-grade CGI! You expect them to be able to create a fictional slasher movie with the conviction that this site had when it created Goncharov? Get! Off! Of! My! Lawn!
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If only...
TotK's been a lot of comfort lately. Also. Have some angst. And also silliness. Because you know... He's trying his best.......
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