#WOULD RATHER DIE

[retquits]

local hylian literally too shy to revisit zora's domain

#my art #tears of the kingdom #totk #link #legend of zelda #listen. i am not a shy person. AND YET #I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF GOING TO ZORA'S DOMAIN #I CAN'T DO IT! #save hyrule? yeah sure give me a stick and a new arm and i'm off to the races #TALK TO A HANDSOME SHARK? #WHOM I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR YEARS? #WOULD RATHER DIE #(y'all have been so great about not posting spoilers in the tags!!! please don't make me regret this 😣💕)

[wolfythewitch]

If you were on Origins smp what origins would you choose?

Uhhhhh hmm I was in friend's origin server where they had the witch origin, so if that's in there then I'm down KEKW

Otherwise maybe the fox or elytrian origin (or spiderm I tried spider before it was very fun)

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #never going feline again #would rather die #tho the zero fall damage is fun

[hyper-pixels]

Something at this point may never get finished

#men #bastard #OC: Mitchel Becker #my art #not gonna add the fhr or sidestep tag #would rather die

[naughtynanzhu]

I told my aunt I'd go with her to this fucking vampire ball like a couple months ago and now the day is finally here and I'd rather fucking die why did I agree to this

#i dont wanna go!!!!!!!! #i spent so much already on it between an outfit and the ticket.... #would rather die

[insta-mental-bility]

Me: asks the guy next to us what kind of hotdog he got

My sister: “your the reason I don’t like going out in public”

My sister: “like if someone asked me that, I would just like. Faint. And die-“

My father: “yeah you get that from my side of the family”

Said sister: @sogywafles

#my sibling is nothing like me #my main hobby is complimenting strangers #I love talking to mystery people #my sister #clearly #would rather die #🤷‍♀️

[thingsthatmakeyouwannagohmmmm]

Why did he have to manipulate me? Why did he have to string me along for years? Why did he have to make me believe i was finally good enough just to alienate me and act like i dont exist for months on end? Why am i so broken to have fallen for someone who has destroyed me? How am i supposed to go on feeling no better than a worthless maggot? Why didnt i know better than to fall in love with a man who could destroy me? Why was i naive enough to think he wouldnt destroy me? Why must men destroy those who only want to be loved fully in return of what they give? Why am i not capable of receiving what i give? And why in the hell do i continue to unconditionally love someone who has done nothing but destroy me for a decade?

#please help #end the pain #would rather die #dying without him #fifty shades of fucked up

[qweenofurheart]

their dynamic is so

#my art #tim drake #tim drake fanart #jason todd #jason todd fanart #red hood #red hood fanart #batman #batman fanart #batman comics #dc #dc comics #batfamily fanart #batfamily #batfam #batfam fanart #jason would not hesitate to tell tim to kys but he would rather die than leave tim stranded #my blog is becoming a batfam blog great

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who constantly feels like they're in trouble and did something wrong

#omg kiera no one cares #the precursor to girl who needs reassurance but would rather die blah blah #anyway nothing happened im not in trouble I just feel guilty

[entnoot]

Hello fellow dungeon meshi fans, I recently redrew the Senshi waiting meme specifically so I could make him into a sticker and put him places.

Here he is waiting for the bus, at the doctors office and also at the park :)

#dungeon meshi #senshi of izganda #senshi #delicious in dungeon #drawing #digital art #I’m trying to find a good online option for selling stickers but I’d rather die than go back to etsy tbh #senshi my beloved #let me know if u would like to see him in a location

[duckytree]

confrontation

‘big brother episode 16 part 4

(i’m working on a master post)

#big brother series #art #fanart #dick grayson #nightwing #kid flash #flash #wally west #batman #comic #dc #duckytree #teen titans #dick are you kidding me #men would rather die than be vulnerable #except for wally who is apparently the saint of patience in the face of dick’s bullshit

[bbbbbbbbatman]

It's hilarious to think of Bruce who considers Clark to be his best friend, trusts him implicitly, and thinks Clark is the person who knows him better than anyone outside his family, but when timkon or jondami start dating he realizes that there is a very real possibility that they could become...*shudders*...in-laws, and is horrified.

#bruce would die for him #but he'd also rather die than be in-laws with clark #approaching his kids: are you sure about this? there are other options you know #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superman #batfam #dc #dc comics #jondami #timkon #mine

[cruucigerglobus]

she just sent me her location bruh tf is this 😨

#another juno caption steal thanks bae #art #my art #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #alex kralie #tim wright #brian thomas #i would rather die than tag this with their cringe ass creepypasta names

[1-800-luvmail]

[ read part two w/ könig here ! ]

reader who would rather eat cardboard than have their self sufficiency questioned vs cod men [ 1 / ? ]

price— who is fighting the urge to just take the jar and help you the minute he sees you struggle with the tight lid— tries to reason with you as you insist you've almost got it.

"sweetheart," he sighs, watching with his arms crossed as you continue your stubborn attempt, "why don't you let me have a go, hm?"

"it's basically open— this stupid lid just won't—" you grumble, more to yourself than to him. he's unsure which is more stubborn: the lid of the jar or you.

eventually, you do get it open.

"see! hah! i told you—" you grin, triumphantly holding the jar up for him to see.

"that you did," price can't help but be slightly amused, "many times."

"and i was right."

strangely, you never struggle with a jar like that again. not like you think much about it, just happy about your little victories. and now, you offer to open everything for him. price lets you.

he's never telling you that he's made a habit of loosening the lids before you can get to them, because, god that smile of yours as you succeed in "helping" him is just too adorable.

#val's 💭 #johnathan price #john price #captain price #cod mwii #cod mw2 #call of duty #john price x reader #sooo self indulgent like. target audience is me. #raise ur hand if you support in ur life but would rather die instead of ask for it!!!! #🙋 #like ok i actually am self sufficient i just feel the need to prove it way too much #anyways

[emo-batboy]

Things Battinson Totally Did During His First Year of University

Using Unhinged or Odd Things I Also Did as a College Freshman :D

Note: for this list, let’s believe Bruce was living in an (admittedly expensive and swanky) dorm because it is required for first-years, especially those entering at a young age, and Alfred told him he needed to make friends. Also yes I did every single thing on this list. I never claimed to be a role model

Bruce, to his TA: I’m so sorry I’m late to class. I gave blood a few hours ago and almost fainted on the way here, but it won’t happen again.

Signs up for a class called “Age of Dinosaurs” despite it not being required whatsoever and proceeds to work his entire schedule around it

Bruce: Your mental health is super important. If you think you should see the on-campus therapist, go see them. Friend: Fine. I’ll sign up for therapy if you sign up for therapy too. Bruce: Hold on-

Finds a loophole in his housing contract that allows him to get a pet frog, calls him kermit :)

Gets a second frog because Kermit was lonely, names it Constantine after Muppets Most Wanted, then realizes that they’re gay for each other. Wonders if the rainbow-colored rocks he got them triggered anything

Swings dramatically between calling Alfred every single day and ghosting him for weeks, cries when he realizes what he did

“Accidentally” joins the student body council, doesn’t know what he’s doing, gets re-elected anyway

Molds a dragon out of Laffy Taffy instead of doing his work

Bruce: *joins Honors, gets all A’s, takes the max amount of classes, has several minors, overachieves* Also Bruce: I’m a failure.

Breaks into a building after hours to study because NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE LIBRARY

Bruce: I will not get seasonal depression this year. Bruce: *gets real and seasonal depression that year*

Meticulously schedules his day with a color-coded planner because if he sits down for too long, the thoughts will consume him

Gives a presentation to his rhetoric class on how much he likes Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (it is 20 minutes long)

Successfully allocates funding from the student body council to pay for free feminine products in the dorms OUT OF SPITE because someone said it couldn't be done. fuck you, Andrew

Bruce: It is not an all-nighter if I go to sleep before my first class. Friend: It is 7:30am, the sun is in the sky, and your first class is at 12:30. Bruce: But I am getting sleep.

Refuses to go anywhere without his backpack because what if he needs three notebooks at once

Loses over 20 pounds because ✨stress✨ and scares the shit out of Alfred when he comes home for Thanksgiving

Argues with his TA over the one (1) question he got wrong on his Dinosaur exam

Bruce, calling Alfred: Hello father figure. How do I do taxes? Do I have to do them myself? Also, I think I’m having a panic attack.

Joins in on a charity arts-and-crafts project that gives kids books with matching activities made by volunteers, proceeds to commandeer the project because “it’s not color-blind friendly” and rewrites the instructions for everyone

Makes a murder wall

Goes to one (1) sports game and proceeds to leave in the first ten minutes because it’s way too loud wtf is wrong with people

Professor, addressing the lecture hall: I dare you to write an essay about these two sentences. Bruce: *writes an essay about six words, gets a 100, never even read the book*

Crawls into the ceiling for some alone time

Ghosts someone after a date because he’s too scared to tell them he didn’t know it was a date in the first place and now he feels bad

Classmate: How tf does he walk across campus that fast? I go in the same direction he does on my bike, and he’s always ahead of me. Bruce: *is gay sprinting to Dinosaur class*

Refuses to let others use his Favorite Pen TM

Constantly gets mistaken for a Grad Student because he is “so wise and mature” (bestie, that’s the autism)

Alfred: *casually mentions he got into a car accident through text* Bruce: *replies with a meme while hyperventilating because he doesn’t know what to do with that information??!*

Wears a suit to one of his finals

Regularly eats non-organic food for the first time in his life, proceeds to learn about several allergies Alfred forgot to mention he has

Writes “What is a Hot Pocket?” in calligraphy and proceeds to laugh his ass off alone in his dorm because he is so exhausted he’s reached the point of delusion

Locks himself out of his dorm right before class, frantically asks the floor group chat if someone can help, proceeds to tell the nice gay man on the floor who saved him “I love you” because his social skills have hit rock bottom

Makes a little music album display next to his desk for his favorite band (Nirvana) His friends call it a shrine, and they are technically correct

Has a blacklist of people he refuses to interact with because Reasons

Counselor: What do you want to do when you graduate? Bruce: *gestures vaguely*

Refuses to take the bus because there are people in there and he doesn’t like those

Loses one of his frogs, how tf did he do that, they’re fully aquatic, oh fuck, this is probably why they got rid of that loophole a year later because unbeknownst to Bruce, he accidentally started a frog revolution in the dorms, btw he SWEARS he did not mean to do that

Has two trash cans in his room: one for the Good Garbage, and one for the Bad Garbage. Only Bruce knows which is which

Bruce: *writes a creative piece about a ship’s final thoughts as it sinks, bringing its passengers down with it* TA: Absolutely lovely, Bruce, but are you okay?

Goes on Night Walks, keeps himself safe by maintaining a level 12 resting bitch face at all times

Earns the nickname “8th floor cryptid” after pacing the halls at 3am when it’s too cold for Night Walks (honestly tho how tf didn’t he get the nickname earlier?)

Bruce: Do you think a depressed person could do this? Bruce: *has a manic episode*

Okay that's all love you BYE

#cryptid Bruce Wayne #college au #does this count if op is the au #fully nocturnal unhinged madman Bruce but make him like 17 and full of crippling separation anxiety and autism #bruce would rather die than inconvenience a professor but hE KNOWS HIS DINOSAURS #Dino class was my fav one in uni hands down #yes i am insane thank you for asking #originally this was just going to be a normal list but I kept taking from my own experience then said “fuck it I'm the captain now” #one of these was a lie tho...the murder wall was third year :/ #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #battinson needs a hug #dc universe #gotham #autistic bruce wayne

[kurozu501]

genuinely how do you fumble something like yuri on ice. the show was so popular all over the world. tons of actual ice skaters were talking about it, iirc one professional ice skater even did a routine to a yoi song, it was wild. all they had to do was lean into it, make the movie and then a season 2. and instead they announce the movie, go radio silent for years before limply trotting out a "oh btw the movie's cancelled" today. just pathetic.

#homophobia from the executives is the only explanation that makes sense to me #they could see that if the story were to continue they would have to commit to showing a lot more gay yuri/victor stuff #and they'd rather let it die then do that #we saw something similar with gwitch with that 'up to interpretation' bullshit #yuri on ice

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #the terror #suicide mention #fundamentally theyre all suicidal croziers depressed suicidal (self explanatory) jfj is thot suicidal (will kill himself if he thinks #people will like him better for it) and franklins bitch suicidal (will kill himself because he would rather die than admit he was wrong)