The easiest way to get in my pants is to cuddle me btw. I will get hard and very embarrassed and do my best to hide it. If you look in my eyes and tell me you want me you will be getting railed shortly.
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join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us join us
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Monday, February 5.
We've got (probable) good news.
Probable, we say, because scientists have captured footage of what is believed to be a great white shark pup, possibly just hours old, off the coast of California. It may just prove a seismic moment for researchers investigating these elusive creatures.
It is bigger news, however, for Tumblr's populous shark fandom community, who will surely erupt when they see this little white friend swimming in the deep, like a slinky underwater angel. Just look at that face. Just look at that smile!
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DYK…
grey reef sharks appear grey from a distance, but actually have a bronze tint to their skin.
grey reef sharks do not pose a threat to humans, but have been inquisitive around divers. if there is food in the water, this shark will become very active and even aggressive. the expected lifespan is estimated to be at least 25 years.
grey reef sharks are less than 1.9 m (6.2 ft) long. the maximum reported length is 2.6 m (8.5 ft) and the maximum reported weight is 33.7 kg (74 lb).
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Someone caught this baby shark while fishing.
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there are 3 types of shark
“Yea that’s a shark”, “what in the hell”, and “:3”
do you see the vision
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“Shark infested waters”
Where tf else would they be, the goddamn gulag?? 😭
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PLEASE wish me luck, I'm talking to a stupid cute trans guy on Grindr and he wants to meet up next weekend.
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only emotion I have rn is RAGE
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Our shark daddy SERVING LOOKS in Naruto Mobile game. This is almost what i imagine while reading hot fanfictions about him😭💙
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It's shark week, BABEH.
There's a far spicier one available on my patreon.
I have spicier stuff on my Patreon.
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