#she spices things up

[julilovesmmu]

Who is your favourite side character in mmu?

probably clementine!!

i love to hate her yk

#she spices things up #murder most unladylike #clementine delacroix #robin stevens

[abbysfawn]

“ellie wouldn’t act like that, ellie wouldn’t talk like that” girl shut up !! if she never showed aggressiveness and dominance in the game then i’d understand where you’re coming from but she does!! and we wanna have fun with it!! and that is nawt a crime

#like ​i absolutely agree that she’s a dorky loser like it’s so clear that she is but ALSO!! #consider… that just maybe. maybe. #she’s a freak in the sheets !! #if u prefer vanilla shit that’s completely fine but don’t bash ppl cus they like to spice things up idk😕 #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams x you

[hoofpeet]

Zingo being scary moments (on accident)(sometimes on purpose)

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #<--like sugar getting the spice face shadow when she's having a malicious moment #i like imagining that she inherited his evilness a little bit and occasionally sates her natural zoroark urge to torment people #on a random plasma guy or smthn #body horror / #sugar voice (watching emmet sleep) my human. i love my human guy. my favorite human. i am looking directly at my trainer. please know this #emmet‚ trying to pretend he's asleep: this thing's going to kill me #i miss when sugar was just evil and fucked up and legit tried to kill emmet for real. good era #but also i'm attached to sugar i like that she's cool now<3 she's still a bit fucked up and evil but she likes emmet a lot

[adhdtsukasa]

wxs event with an abandoned theme park themed set and a hiiragi kirai comm except the crazy thing is that it's neither rui or tsukasa's. it's nene's

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #wonderlands x showtime #nene kusanagi #ri says things the tag #first post on here and the first thing i do is obsess over nene (sorta) #she deserves it tho #wxs love ka is so good (y'all are just haters) so i need them to have a hiiragi kirai comm #but it being rks' would be BORING we need to spice things up #no offence to rks songs though donketsu cyberpunk dead boy and mr showtime are in my veins #but nene deserves a crazy ass comm too!!!!!!!!! #and so does emu but that's a different topic

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I think it would be kinda funny if Roxy, with no attractions to run and not a lot else to do during the day, keeps getting really bored and showing up in the atrium with random shit that was discontinued years ago.

Like I dunno shows up driving a little train thing that used to drive people around all the different areas of the Plex or something and uses it to get people into areas they don't have a pass for as she runs over the staffbots that take your party passes. Starts her own robot wars thing on the main stage with a bunch of shitty remote controlled toys she found in the basement and taped a bunch of plastic cutlery to for weapons. Rallies a bunch of kids to call Freddy over and the second he pokes his head over the third floor balcony railing she fucking shoots him right in the face with a ball gun.

She does this kind of thing after hours too of course, but sometimes it's just a really slow day and she feels like the manager isn't mad at her enough yet lmao

#manager like: it's been a long week... #when it's only monday. #thing is she has literally nothing else to do #she's meant to entertain and she has no way of doing that other than arcade games and shit #which is bound to get boring eventually #hates golf so she's not playing that and she's banned from fazerblast #so either she goes and hangs out with the toddlers at the daycare (unlikely) watch a movie for the 800000th time in the theatre- #join Chica in her boring ass mazercise and fall over in a yoga class that's too slow for her #OR she can go bowling with Bonnie OR she can just piss the managers off and fuck off behind the scenes #just leaves to some abandoned area to entertain herself instead I guess #but like genuinely. she has so few choices and she's probably bored of all of them #why not spice it up with a remote control crab fight on the main stage? she's BORED!!! #she's got nothing better to do than hijack an old locomotive and start not-so-subtley sneaking people into places they didn't pay to go to! #some of these things don't even make her that much less bored but at least she's got something to do now! #might as well do it now she's got it right? management are gonna yell at her anyway! #choo choo motherfuckers Roxy just flattened a staffbot for shits and giggles! #quickly becoming the animatronic the kids think are so cool and amazing but are also too shy and nervous to approach #cause really who steals a fucking TRAIN?! #anyway. #roxanne wolf #fnaf security breach #WHY NOT PUT THIS IN THE MAIN TAGS ITS FUNNY #flys plex history #I guess? eh whatever close enough

[theshippirate22]

the new game me and my friend are playing is quoting ineffable breakup lines at each other in the most incorrect context. like today when she got up to pee and i instantly screamed at her “YOU IDIOT! WE COULDVE BEEN… US!” and she immediately screamed back “I FORGIVE YOU!”

#it’s a great way to spice things up #she also asked for help on an assignment but standing really close to me and saying #and i would like to spend hsjsbdbdnd #so that was fun #good omens #shut up jay

[idkwhatimdoingbutrandom]

You are NOT ALLOWED to be successful by the way!!!! You’re not allowed to be popular on a popular app because that’s not COOL!!!!!!! I find songs by listening to the bugs hum in dirt!!!! IM COOLER THAN YOU!!!! BE MY KIND OF COOL ONLY!!!! POPULAR THINGS ARE FOR LOSERS AND IM A PROFESSIONAL HATER BECAUSE YAY!!!! SUCCESS CAN ONLY BE ON MY TERMS!!!!!!! IF YOU DIDNT BECOME KNOWN BY RANDOM LYRICS ETCHED INTO THE SIDEWALK RIGHT BY AN ABANDONED BUILDING YOURE ILLEGITIMATE!!!!! BE BETTER!!!!!!!!!!

Side note: if we (specifically consumers who don’t even create, themselves, and regard art as only a product) keep making dumb rules about art and creation, no one will ever have fun or want to do what they love anymore.

#/s #everyone is pissing me off #like I’d this really a bad thing???? I’ll never understand #‘you’d be NOTHING without the radio!!!’ like huh ??? just say you don’t like people dang #always need to come up with bs to say about people you don’t know because you’re a hater #I don’t even have tiktok or listen to all the artists on this list but dang gimme a break #no one can enjoy things or have fun or be successful it’s illegal btw #tiktok #music #doja cat #phoebe bridgers #people were naming -> #olivia rodrigo #and it was pissing me off y’all do not like teenage girls and pray on everyone’s downfall for fun #you don’t have to like their music but hatred is insane she JUST got here ???? #Steve lacy #ice spice #gayle #IVE #tv girl #people also named -> #jvke #rip idk who the middle guy at the bottom is 🏃🏾‍♀️ #sorry this was a lot lmao

[marrissacooper]

BESTIES

#house md #i think it's cute cameron thought she could count on foreman #chase still ended up in the hospital but it wasn't his fault lol #i loved that episode btw the amber hallucination spices things up

[djservo]

Incredibly un-based that there's juicy bro drama happening off screen...

ur so right, apologies:

#miko helped herself to breakfast in just her underwear I Respect It #ok the full scoop: miko asked sergio to take things to the next level via phone(?) notification CAN U BELIEVE #i said 'no way' LMAO listen it's just not in their stars rn we got a story to tell this is hollywood babe!!! #but then i felt bad so i had sergio invite her over (she kept popping up in the lobby anyway umm stalker much?) & let him do his thing #all schmoozy all 'that wasn't me babygirl i would never 'no way' you <333' barffff ANYWAY #kissin huggin makin up the whole 9 yards + they go under the covers + start baby making much to our dismay #immediately after sergio gets the tense moodlet like 'omg what if she has a baby tho...' THE CONDOM BOX WAS RIGHT THERE BABE WHOSE FAULT !! #long story short this is how i learned how to terminate pregnancies via mccc <3 #*tells the whole story* yeah so long story short!! :-) LOL bye #asks #sim spice #just in case 🙄

[omegablade0]

Best girl Bernie with her deadeye

#my art #digital art #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #fe3h bernadetta #bernadetta von varley #best girl bernie #I've been working on this off and on for a while #Turns out burnout is a bit of a pain #Doesn't help that I can see everything wrong but don't know how to fix it #But nevertheless have a Bernie to spice things up #Just remember to leave her in her room after she's done with classes and battle

[fromtheseventhhell]

Honestly, If we're talking about female characters who receive misogynistic hate then Lyanna needs to be high up on the list. She gets so much hate for a) her proximity to a male character (Rhaegar) b) the pure fanon that people have invented surrounding her and c) resentment that she's such an important part of the story. And the thing is, for as relevant as she is, we simply do not know enough about her character to justify the hate that she receives. A lot of it is just people inventing reasons to dislike her. I also find it funny that a lot of people who dislike her are Rhaegar antis who characterize their relationship as forced and non-consensual, but then they'll still find reasons to hate her for it. She's supposedly bratty and immature, but also somehow intentionally seductive and evil for "stealing" Rhaegar and hurting Elia 🙄. I wish people would learn to separate canon from fanon when it came to discussing these characters.

#lyanna stark #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #fandom nonsense #people calling her a brat for not wanting to marry robert likeshe's not a womanizing abuser #but I guess fuck female characters who don't sit down shut up and do their duties apparently #if she had married robert then Rhaegar wouldn't have left Elia for a /white/ women so Lyanna got what she deserved right? 🙄 #I guess hating on Rhaegar alone doesn't feel right they need the spice of misogyny to balance things out #we get a lot more of her then other characters in her tier but it's still not so much to justify all of the hate she gets #people who hate on Lyanna can really go to hell cause there's not a single justifiable reason for it #imagine if I said I hated Elia cause she was a horrible wife who pushed Rhaegar into abandoning his marriage? and that if she'd #just done her duty then she and her children would still be alive? that's how people sound making things up to hate on Lyanna

[whiskeyswifty]

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#the ice spice thing is sOOOOOOOOOOOO #UGHHHHHHHHH #after m*tty joined in on that fuck shit about ice spice and NOWWWW she's on this song with taylor like #FUCK OFF. FUCK RIGHT OFF TAYLOR GET OUTTA HEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEE #AT THIS POINT JUST DUMP HIM #YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH #BE. FUCKING. FOR. REAL. #god she does this shit like it makes me so mad cuz i want karma with ice spice so bad #but this is impossible you're losing ME how about THAT #don't talk to me about this unless youre one of my little internet friends in my phone i'm not opening a discussion #i'm just soooooooooo UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #and also i know things take a while but not THAT long so like either #he said that fuck shit WHILE SHE WAS WORKING IN THE STUDIO/PHOTOSHOOT WITH ICE SPICE OR #she made the choice quite quickly after he said that and reached out to her like #IDK WHICH IS WORSE #i'm having flashbacks to all the shit my friends with garbage bfs would do to like make up for their bf's shittiness like STOP

[softquietsteadylove]

Spicy Thenamesh Doctor AU!

In the ambulance!

Thena inhales between kisses, "I should go."

"Why?" Gil whispers, and she's not sure if he's being a tease or if he's really asking. His hands are still on her waist, under her scrub top just to feel her bare skin.

"Because I'm on call," she laments as Gil continues to kiss her neck with that very talented mouth he has. "And if we get interrupted neither of us are going to be very happy about it."

"Hm," Gil muses, seeming to almost consider her argument until he pulls her shirt up a little bit more. "It's been a quiet night. I don't think they'll need you in the next...fifteen minutes."

"Fifteen, hm?" she laughs faintly as she does a very poor job of pushing him away. In fact, instead of pushing against his chest all she manages to do is bunch up the material in her hands as she paws at him.

"What can I say," Gil chuckles as he pulls her scrub top and shirt off in one clean swipe. "I'm feeling adventurous."

Thena gasps as he does away with her bra just as easily. He's a bit of a sucker for her boobs, but she doesn't mind. Her spine tingles as he toys with her nipples. "Fifteen minutes worth of adventure--and not a second more."

"Yes, Doctor Thena."

"Wh-!" Thena squeaks as Gil flips them around, letting her brace herself on the inside of the wall while he slips his hand into her scrub pants.

His fingers are immediately in her panties, swirling around the wetness that was already collecting from their make out session and soon pushing in two at a time.

Thena lets out a long, loud groan, "Gil!"

"Sh, baby," he croons in her ear, leaning over her shoulder as he fingers her as if they're horny med students getting caught in a stairwell. "I'm just warming you up."

She's already more than overheated, thank you.

Thena bites into her bottom lip as his fingers move in a beckoning motion inside of her. He always knows just what to do with her. Every once in a while she'll wonder if Gil has always been this proficient a lover or if there's something unrealistically special about her (and her with him). But she doesn't really want to know the answer, so she always forgets it part way through.

"Come on, sweetheart," Gil whispers, moving his fingers faster, holding her hips with his other hand.

Thena whimpers, her knees buckling as she comes around his fingers. Gil likes things hard and fast or he likes sweet, slow love-making. There's never an in between with him. But she is likely to get both in one evening, if they have the time.

Gil pulls his fingers from her slowly and gently, careful of her tender sensitivity. He pops his fingers in his mouth as he moves her to sit on her knees on the ambulance bench.

Not before her pants find a way under and around her knees, leaving her ass out entirely. She whines at him, "have to clean this."

Gil kisses the back of her neck, under her ponytail, "I had to clean it before the next shift anyway."

Thena moans again as Gil braces her hips back against his. He seems so sweet and docile in nature, but she's quickly learning that he's ready to fuck at a moment's notice. She pushes her hips against his.

Gil pushes into her and immediately starts rocking his hips. The ambulance is shaking faintly from them both pushing against it with their palms meshing clumsily. Gil's hand covers hers, "fuck, baby."

"Fuck," she whimpers in reply, echoing his statement. Gil from behind just as a certain...feel to it. He's thick in all the right places--for her, at least. It's like they're made for each other! Not that she needs to be that sappy when he's fucking her in an ambulance up against the wall.

"Kinda hot though, right?" he asked, and she just knows he has that devilish grin on his face. Like when he's asking her if she's left any of her panties in his car by accident (just so Kingo doesn't find them, he says, but she thinks he just likes embarrassing her a little).

"Gil," she drawls, trying to sound like she's scolding him for it, even while he's inside her. She listens to the creak of the bus metal and groans, "not now."

"You're right," he purrs, and she knows she's about to get truly and deeply railed. He picks up one of her thighs and angles her hips differently, "I have more important matters at hand."

Thena's jaw drops open as his hips crash into hers. He holds her thigh up, careful of the tightness in her hip flexors (because of course he is). "Gil!"

"Shit," he pants, basically hugging her thigh to his chest, "you close?"

"Yes, I'm close, fuck--I'm close!" She lets her knees - or one knee, rather - go in preparation. Gil catches her at the waist which grinds them together even more closely and firmly. She comes.

"Fuck!" Gil bellows in response to her coming around him, pulling him to follow. His hips buck against hers.

She moans, all of her muscles becoming useless. She might as well be a pile of gauze on the floor, she has so little bone structure left. She whines.

Gil lets her leg down gently and pulls her into his arms. He kisses her forehead, as if he wasn't just rocking the ambulance so hard she feared it might topple over. "You okay?"

"Hm," she purses her lips, eyes still closed but wiggling in his grasp. "I told you to carry some with you."

"Well, I can't exactly keep 'em in my pockets, hon."

No, maybe that isn't the kind of thing an EMT needs to have that on hand at all times. Thena pushes against his chest, "towel."

He tosses one to her, "we don't really keep them in here, either."

Thena rolls her eyes, using the towel to clean herself up as best she can. No, there isn't much of a need for condoms in the ambulances. But still! "Gilgamesh."

He chuckles, kissing her cheek as she offers it to him for his part of the cleanup. He sighs as she pulls her bra back on, "fine, I'll keep some somewhere on me from now on, okay?"

She huffs as she tugs on her regular t-shirt first and then her scrub top, "y'know, I changed my mind. Maybe the rule is simply no more sex while we're at work."

Gil has the audacity to give her a smirk, "you really think we can stick to that?"

She turns and crosses her arms, warmth in her cheeks, "I'm not talking about the call rooms!"

Gil comes over to her again, leaning over her hunched shoulders and kissing her hair, "okay, honey, whatever you say."

She rolls her eyes; he'll be extra affectionate (unprofessional) tonight. "I've got two more hours on call. Just behave for that much?--if you can, that is."

He gives her a mocking salute as he opens up the doors for her to make her escape, "yes, Doctor."

She purses her lips at him.

He blows her a kiss, "see you soon, dear."

She sighs, turning around to make her way back into the Emergency Room. With any luck, she can avoid Ajak and the accusation that she was using her break time to rendevouz with Gil...again.

#Thenamesh Doctor AU #Thenamesh 18+ #not rated E but rated...a little bit spicy #I like #variety is the spice of life! #and listen #this Gil...fucks #he f u c k s #he's up for a wild time #they work very stressful jobs! #and obviously it works well for them #Thena isn't really opposed to it #she just doesn't want to have to be there when someone asks hey what happened in the ambulance Gil is hosing out? #or you seem happy where were you? #or don't you have better things to do on your break? and your shirt is inside out #listen they're maybe not very subtle #it's why everyone basically already knows about them even if they're not 'official' #they basically are #let's face it they basically were long before now anyway #everyone in Emerge knows #and the nurses knew better than to go after Gil for a long time before now anyhow #no use in getting on the Goddess of War's badside

[coffeeinsteadoffood]

Having an Ed really is just. Extensively planning next day’s Main Meal and then spending all evening fantasising about when you’ll finally get to eat again and how lovely and tasty it’ll be

#it being the ever-same three variations of the same salad I eat every day of the week except for Thursdays lol #I only have uni til 12 on Thursdays and then spend the rest of the day at a friend’s place for co-working it’s our weekly thing #and usually she cooks #I always vibe in the kitchen with her when she does which we both enjoy and has the added benefit of me knowing exactly what’s going into #the meal #and how much I can eat of it without breaking my daily cal max #and sometimes I do metab days on Thursdays #so they’re my spice things up! days in the week

[airbenderedacted]

deathstar shippers stop going out of ur way to tell me you hate dominator being a lesbian and that you’re homophobic asf challenge (impossible, apparently)

#(cw: put under a read more for homophobia & transphobia 😬) #LITERALLY went ''lemme say the quiet part out loud'' BRO THIS IS LIKE THE 6TH(????) TIME I'VE HAD SUCH AN ENCOUNTER #except i will say that this is the first time it wasn't unprovoked. i did @ them first to ask why they were leaving replies on my posts- #-saying hater's crush on dominator is creepy bc they 'look like they have an age gap' meanwhile they've liked AND MADE #-comments elsewhere shipping her with men that are way WAY older than her and sometimes visibly so like. hater and her are the same agegroup #so i was like. what is going on here huh??? ANFD THEN THEY JUST SAY THIS SHIT why am i ever surprised anymore lmao #shout out to this person for adding transphobia to their shittiness for Spice ig /s 🙄 eugh... #i should've seen it coming bc they were referencing a page on the woy wiki THAT USES STEVENSON'S CORRECT NAME & PRONOUNDS #AND YET THEY WERE ADAMANT ON USING HIS DEADNAME AND SHE/HER PRONOUNS LIKE.. I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS but still 🤢 #i dont ever wanna stop giving ppl the benefit of the doubt but oh my god do These people test me. every time. goes like this Every Single T- #on god only like twice or smthn have i seen [REDACTED] shippers be like.. very decent to me and literally just ignorant #and they were from here and i just ask them to not interact bc it makes me uncomfortable and they're like i dont get it but ofc #and i never see them again #AND THEN EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO IS INTO THIS SHIT I HAVE *EVER* COME ACROSS #FUCKING JUST... JUMPS INTO MY MENTIONS OUT OF NOWHERE. LITERALLY I DONT EVEN?? DO ANYTHING I DONT GO NEAR THEM BRO #THEY FUCKING SNIFF ME OUT OR SOME SHIT FOR HAVING A DNI ON OTHER SITES AND GO #''OH SO YOU THINK I'M WRONG FOR HAVING TO REIMAGINE GAY/LESBIAN CHARACTERS AS STRAIGHT SO I CAN ENJOY THEM?'' LIKE- WTF? YES? IT IS #also i kid you not this is an actual thing someone has gone out of their way to look me up and yell at me over for like an hour straiught #on twitter. it was unhinged. like they were convinced straight ppl are oppressed any time gay characters exist #bc gay characters existing makes them unlikable and unrelatable and unconsumable to straights like damn ok if u feel that way die abt it? #it's just so unhinged like bruh GO AWAY LMAO??? SHUT UP! I DONT CARE LITERALLY JUST KEEP UR FREAK BIGOT SHIT TO URSELF GET OUT #again that specifically doesn't apply to this person who technically WAS @ by me first bc i was like.. hey... hey what's going on here HUH #but oh my god they turn out to be vocally homophobic every single time. i was always hoping i was like... #over generalizing these people as being fucking homophobic just bc 1) the vibes r always like that 2) it's faster to say #BUT OH MY GOD THEY REALLY ARE HOMOPHOBIC AS A WHOLE WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY ALWAYS WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO BE LIKE aint no way ahah BUT NO? #BRO???? GET OUT OF HERE THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR YOU Y'ALL ARE CREEPS #THEY FEEL SO EMBOLDED TO SAY THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT PROMPTING. I ALWAYS MAKE FUCKING SURE TO NOT ACCUSE BIGOTRY #AT MOST I'LL JUST BE LIKE yeah so straightwashing is a thing that's homophobic so don't do that IF ANYTHING. I NEVER CALL THE PERSON THAT #AND EVERY TIMEEEE THEY JUST GO MASK OFF WITH ''BTW I DONT LIKE THE GAYS'' I OEIUFKGEJRHGUKJDFS EVERY TIME EVERY TIME WTFFFFF #usually being right about things is epic. not this THIS IS JUST.. GWORLS WHAT HE FUCK

[datastate]

shin would apologize for his bed being a mess even if it’s overall fine, meanwhile keiji’s out here like “hey, let’s uh. keep this in the hallway alright? maybe find a nice, grassy spot to talk this out...” and then when he moves out of the doorway to close his apartment door you’re briefly face-to-face with the fact that he. needs severe help.

#he doesn't hoard things but what he does have just... isn't organized #he isn't the sort who deals with nasty food or what have you scattered around the place; it's more of a... why do you have a lightbulb on #the floor sir. -> ''oh. that. huh. must've been a ghost.'' (voice of someone who was having terrible hallucinations) #(in the midst of trying to replace a dull bulb and just gave up even though he knows he might get glass in his foot) #and then of course just. a corner for his pile of bedsheets & towels... papers strewn about his main living area. his dishwasher is always #full of shit and he never has the energy to put the clean dishes anywhere but the spare counterspace #which means he has to prepare his food on the main coffee table #and so you see like. spice and flour or emptied cans there #it's just... idk. i think a lot abt the characters' living spaces and his makes me especially sad #esp knowing his mother's probably in a. similar position w the lack of motivation to do upkeep w/o (young) keiji's health at stake #& the whole... setting an example thing (where even then she feels she failed) - certainly not as bad as him. but... #they're definitely predisposed to. depression lol. it's simply the poor man's life #jestersvaguely #yttdposting #god. what am i doing talking abt keiji fucking shinogi. rubs my face. i don't care much for this guy & i just meant to get up to draw #+ get pain medicine & then go back to bed...