Buddha and Shiva’s Best and Worst pick up lines 👀😂
Shiva
Worst pick up lines
" If you were a vegetable, You'd be a CUTEcumber. "
" Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids. "
" If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine "
" You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight! "
" I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U! "
" It's not uter-you it's uter-us "
Best pick up lines (mostly pick up lines he would definitely use)
" Are you French? Cause ma-damn, you’re fine. "
" Life without you is like a broken pencil: pointless. "
" Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. "
" There must be something wrong with my eyes… because I can’t take them off of you. "
" Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking. "
" I see you like tequila… Does that mean you’ll give me a shot? "
Buddha
Worst pick up lines
" Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out. "
" If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one "
" Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. "
" If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple "
" Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing. "
Best pick up lines
" Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings? "
" So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living? "
" When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. "
" No wonder the sky is gray all the color is in your eyes. "
" You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel. "
" Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? "
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Plan G - Gods
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Hades: Time for Plan G.
Shiva: Don't you mean Plan B?
Hermes: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. Hades had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.
Thor: What about plan D?
Adamas: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Shiva: What about plan E?
Hades: I'm hoping not to use it. Buddha dies in plan E.
Loki: I like plan E.
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Listen guys, it's three a.m. I shouldn't be awake rn but I have come up with a very sleep deprived idea. . .
SHIVA AND TESLA WOULD BE A PRETTY CUTE COUPLE or should interaction a bit more at least!!
Like . . .
Think about!
Destruction and creation dynamic,
Cat and dog,
Chill and hyperactive,
Brawn and brain,
You get it!
Okay example, Shive really likes to help people out or be apart in helping (I'm mostly referring to the small comic in chapter 5) I could totally imagine Shiva asking Tesla if he could help him with his science tech things even though he probably has no idea what it is or how it works and Tesla saying sure but is trying his best to make sure Shiva doesn't destroy anything and is constantly explaining everything he is doing while also going into tangents as Shiva tries to help and is listening but probably very close to exploding something.
LISTEN! The ideas are there!
This could be some good stuff right here!
I'M GOING TO COME BACK TO THIS SOON BUT JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT IN WORLD BEFORE IF I FORGET!
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26/1/2023, lock of Darknebula85, 11:42 PM...
Record of Ragnarok season....
Friends I suffered a lot watching this HAHAHA, I didn't want anyone to win, this season I liked all the opponents a lot. Speaking of the fights... Friend, the two fights were tremendous, on the one hand, with the one between Jack vs. Hercules, I have been suffering since it started, Hercules is a great character, everything he did for humanity and how he died hugging Jack and considering him how human... UFFFFFF CINEMA!!! And in the one with Shiva against Raiden I didn't want anyone to lose hahaha, and in fact I was very surprised because I was 100% sure that Raiden would win, but no, they applied it to me again, something that I really like about this series is that it never You have no idea who's going to win, which makes it incredibly exciting. Very good this second season, I liked it more than the first.
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Rudoshi x Ichisen parallels!
I'm watching Bucchigiri!? and... Those parallels hit hard TwT!
Even they fought to be stronger T.T!
YOU CAN'T DENY THOSE SIMILARITIES!! Ichiya looks a lot like Rudra and I LOVE IT!!
@riseofamoonycake this is your call!!
Senya is literally Shiva dbahdba
ANYWAYS LOVING THESE! Tbh, I don't like the MC from Bucchigiri but I'm enjoying the other characters.
I'm drawing them together soon!
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Buddha, Shiva, and Hercules’ reaction to their s/o “playing bongos” with their butt cheeks as their laying down?? 😂
.... .. I feel so called out with this cuz I do this.... ..
Shiva
Slap them all you want he doesn't really mind. As long as your having fun he'll allow it.
Just to tease you he would also moan everytime you slap him a bit hard. He loves seeing you're cheeks slowly turning red.
Hercules
He doesn't get it, He doesn't understand why you do this but he let's you cuz it makes you happy.
He sometimes lifts up his ass a little bit so you can continue playing bongos with it, he still questions why you enjoy this so much.
Buddha
He'll definitely let you just prepare yourself for when he does it to you. Cuz when you least expected he'll start playing "the bongos" on your butt cheeks.
Sometimes he'll fall asleep while your doing this cuz he finds it relaxing.
*°•°•~Bonus~•°•°*
Poseidon
You better Ka-chow the hell out of the room.
If you touch this man's ass without his consent it's on site, So you better have a good plan A,B,C and D for when you do this.
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