#should i fuck a short king?

[jaeshoney]

ik people be hollering out short kings but idk if i can do it. i’m short you’re short. now what we gon do when the cabinet is too high for both of us???? but i won’t write him off too fast ig

#short king #should i do this? #i’m debating on yes #like he didn’t choose to be short but….. #omg like idk #rant #random shit #should i fuck a short king?

[emile-hides]

The year is 2024, 8 years post release, and Pokemon Go not only finally gives trainers the ability to have more than just the default hair style and one of four eye and skin colors, but decided while they were there to completely blast every other Pokemon Game in the world out of existence by removing Gender entirely and giving the player customizable body types complete with separate sliders for Weight, Muscle, Shoulders, Chest, and Waist

#Pokemon #Pokemon Go #Me dressing up my fat little character in Pokemon Go; You are the enby king I will be some day #In him little shorts that were gender locked yesterday and his cute shoes #Pokemon Go just SKYROCKETED in quality to me oh my GOD #No more Fit basic Boy/Girl character #Do whatever you want forever my god it's time to be a fat little guy <3 #Pokemon Scarlet could NEVER. #God please PLEASE let this be a test for expanding the character customization in the main games #PLEASE #This is actually the greatest thing they've ever done in this game and I am not kidding #Fucking. #Eight years later they're like #'Huh. Do not all girls have ponytails? We should do something about that.'

[ffc1cb]

some parslies from my sketchbook and then some. and then some dill

#dragon age #inquisitor trevelyan #dorian pavus #the iron bull #pavelyan #now that im looking at all of these piled together i feel like i probably should have separated them in two posts. but also #i drew that comic on paper originally and then just lined and colored it on pc. which is why i wanted to put it with the others #and then the last two fit thematically. god whatever. its 5 am #dylan trevelyan #if anyone's still reading say hi to dill. he's my failed attempt at a templar route inquisitor. never did get past hinterlands #he lives on as an npc now (ex templar who hated his job so he fucked off to become a cartographer. also parsley's older brother) #he's also a short king now. used to be taller than parsley. not anymore #anyway #art stuff

[dkettchen]

not me learning from the wiki that yamato (2.63m/8'8") and kiku (2.87m/9'5") are like exactly 1m taller than they should reasonably be respectively if they were normal humans of their birth sex

#one piece #apparently the anime took some liberties w their heights when it wasn't convenient to have them tower over literally most of the others #I'm tryna draw sanji next to em and we'll run into the canon!sanji is an in-universe short king at 1.77m issue again like usual #they're so fucking tall #but I also can't make the editorial decision to cut them by a meter to make them normal ppl height bc then yamato would be shorter than #sanji and I just plain old can't have that cause that'd make it too noticeable #OH WELL I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CANON HEIGHTS AAH #(also apparently izo should be taller or kiku should be shorter bc anime decided they're close in height when man's literally like <2m tall

[ittybittyluci]

I Can’t Be The Only One

(I probably am)

Okay, so… I have this very niche issue that isn’t rlly an issue at all but it’s rlly fucking w/ my brain and I need to like… get it out there because, seriously, I need to know if I’m not alone.

Every time I see THIS SHOT:

Like… I always just inwardly thought that the hand he used to toss away the light was facing downwards? Like, palm down. But I recently like… actually LOOKED at these frames and… it’s… it’s not. His palm is facing upwards. And like… I have no clue why but it is absolutely MESSING me up. Like actually I’m tweaking over this. And, I don’t understaaand! Like, I just feel like his palm is supposed to be down. Every time I watch it, my brain thinks it’s facing down. That’s how it logics in my head BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENS AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME—

Like I said, it’s really not a big deal, but like… heelllp. Someone PLEASE tell me I’m not insane. Tell me I’m not the only one who thought/continues to think it’s facing down.

#hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #i love luci #hazbin hotel #apple daddy #lucifer #duck lord #short king #tumblr sexyman #hey #it’s him #I gotta use that tag #no but fr tho #I think this is physically melting my brain to look at #I THOUGHT IT WAS UPSIDE DOWN #IT SHOULD BE UPSIDE DOWN! #I’M LOSING IT GUYS! #PLEASE SEND HELP! #Like you don’t understand how much this is messing me up right now #😭😭😭 fucking help.

[quietwingsinthesky]

if there was a torchwood/spn crossover, jack would get shot in the head so much. i know he already dies a lot, but he’s going to die so many times during this crossover. keeps getting bullets unloaded into him. they stab him with silver and steel and copper and none of it keeps him down. he’s gonna get squirted with borax and that one’s not gonna kill him but it is going to ruin his coat, which is materially worse for him.

#also gwen cooper would wrestle dean to the ground and beat him half to death #ianto is going to get himself possessed. im not saying he doesn’t take every precaution he knows how to against it. im saying he does and it #doesnt work <3 #i think sam and tosh could be friends :) (<- actually means they’re just both stuck in ‘make this conversation go as smoothly as i can by #masking so fucking hard. so that i can leave sooner’ mode.) #and i think owen would kiss dean on the mouth because it would make him so uncomfortable and owen can and will use his ability to be an #asshole without regret for the good of the team. especially if this moment is directly a result of like. Dean hitting on Tosh while she’s #clearly not into it. Owen is going to kiss that man at the risk of getting shot just like jack has 17 times in a row just so that he’ll #fuck off and leave tosh alone. and this will work because dean winchester will immediately malfunction upon being kissed by a man because #now he doesn’t know whether to direct his homophobic impulses at owen (<- unaffected by anything he could say.) or himself (<- guy who #believes being gay works like cooties.) #and in the background you can see jack sort of gently put his hand over toshiko’s and she releases a pen she was holding onto very tightly #and this is the part where you realize Oh She Was Going To Stab Dean In The Knee With That If He Didn’t Stop. #i also think Jack should get to kiss Crowley. i think they’d both be into it and it’d be funny. i think they should reference that they’ve #been off-and-on lovers for years actually. (gwen: you’ve been sleeping??? with the king of hell???? || Jack: see i don’t know why this is #surprising to you.) (ianto has been standing there with his mouth slightly open for a full minute. long enough for crowley to comment on it #and for owen to jokingly try to shut it for him. (cue short impromptu slap fight as ianto bats his hands away and then owen gets too into #defending the honor of his poor slapped away hands.) but anyway. <3 ianto you’re into guys you really need to come to terms with this at #some point sir. jack is *not* your exception this is an all day job.)

[road2manjuumaster]

my favorite little guy

#idolish7 #i7 #mitsuki izumi #izumi mitsuki #my art #i feel like i should add i drew this in almost inch long naild #it was #an experience #at least i now know that i can in fact art with otherwise impractical nails #which is important #anyways #can you tell i have a type ( short and orange ) #i mean hes basically syo kurusu without the hats #im a simple man i see a short king in an idol media i point and say 'i like that one' #except you tori fuck you tori /lh #rkgk

[master-k0hga]

| Drops this and leaves

FUCK YOU-

//cough

An Age of Calamity AU where everything is the same but also not-

Sooga overthrows Kohga's title as leader and becomes a corrupted PoS then kills the King and is now trying to fight Zelda for Hyrule's throne

Kohga is now his timid slutty lil assistant who just wants his "old Soogy back"

.....

And may have been the reason why Sooga ended up like this...

Hint hint it's a soul binding, corrupted mask he accidentally made for him

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Also may need their counterparts from the official AoC timeline to correct their bs and to re-teach them the lesson of their love for each other

Anyways

. Art © Me . DON’T RE-POST .

#MASTER-K0HGA #Ary / Kohga Chronicles #Ary / Kohga OCs and Works #Kohga #Sooga #Cough cough Master Sooga who wants to be referred to as King Sooga soon as he gets that throne #Yiga Husbands #.... #But also not rly #Anyways #Zelda cut her hair short as it's some time after AoC ''TotK'' but she's practically a badass entity with #God like powers because she trained to reach a level of ascension to prove she can protect her family and friends #While also doing the nice deeds she did in TotK... Sooga trynna be the second coming of the Demon king #But in a different light is not helping her cause of rebuilding Hyrule whatsoever... He should stop.. #Kohga's fault he accidentally imbued dark magic in a spare mask he thought would bless Sooga and protect him #So he wouldn't almost die again like last time with the blights... But uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh...... Uh oh #Urbosa's tired. Revali is scoffing like a bitch. Daruk is still recovering from the trauma's of the marbled rock roast #And Mipha is just sick of malice. Gloom and this other third thing that kinda looks like Majora 2.0 #Champion descendants don't come back cuz now they need to focus on their own timeline now. And fear going back in time for the third time #Might fuck up something. Yiga clan. Although willingly follow what Sooga orders and does. They are still not entirely sure if they #Like this Sooga or not. But are happy when the Kohga and Sooga we know kinda just get randomly and unintentionally dragged here by Terrako #..... Who is also here cuz they need to get back to their own time somehow!... Oh and Link is just being his swordsman self but with #Even more trauma than before especially with Demon King. Light Dragon. Zonai shit and other stuff he now has ptsd from #He does NOT want to hear the word Zonai ever again... Or depths or Demon King or chasm... Or cheese either... #.... I have nothing else to post that is ready #Shut op

[nothoughtsnoya]

various asnys ive amassed. also a vampire noya

#asanoya #azunishi #azumane asahi #nishinoya yuu #asahi azumane #yuu nishinoya #haikyuu!! #scribbles #idk if the 'i cant not fuck him' is as funny without the rest of the context but i like it anyway #also . that last one is like THE most self indulgent thing they r dressed as two of my ocs LMFAO #but like. they just suit them so well... and their dynamic is so similar......... sorry that i just keep making asny again i guess........ #oh i also did color that castle in the sky one at some point but honestly. like the uncolored version better lol #same with the last one the value pass just . is better than the final render sjdfhgsjfgs #ALSO VAMPIRE NOYA.. this drawingwas not necessarily inspired by this fic BUT i def had vampire noya on the mind #bc of As The Morning Yawns by makelotsofpots #its so good the characterization is delightful PLEASEEEE go read it #what will queue become tomorrow #also b4 anyone says anything. yes noya is shorter than he should be in those first ones i was having a Short King Moment okay. #sometimes i simply have to project my 4'8 stature onto my favorite guy. its a literal necessity alright.

[todayisafridaynight]

Movie Kiryu: Accurate to the games, aside from the kill count in self defense

Movie Majima: Basically Majima mixed with Deadpool 💀💀

makes me wonder what a movie Daigo or Ryuji would’ve been like.

uhmmm we HAVE seen live-action ryuji does the stageplay mean nothing to you

#snap chats #short king ryuji and short king nishiki..... i think they should kiss #why was ryuji in the stageplay real talk it that fuckin tweet #rgg try so hard to put ryuji into shit bro why the fuck he in 2005 😭 #yet they couldnt squeeze him into Y7... where theres a food company minigame.... ok... #they didnt try to do daigo cause they knew id be ill about it #also kiryu always kills im self defense wym 😩 was that waiter getting gunned down in Y1 no one to you #he just doesnt kill people without reason #ima still make the He doEsNt KiLL PEopLe bit tho

[gildedmuse]

Despite all appearances otherwise, I'm still (like barely) alive. I'm actually all caught up with the anime right now and there is just so much I've been needing to scream into the electronic void talk about. (I've even got screenshots/gifs for most of it, it's just a matter of finding a time when work doesn't drain every inch of my health by the end of day.)

But I didn't stop by to complain! No, I just wanted to share a minor clip from one of the more recent episodes. Nothing big or spoilery or anything, promise. It's just this small, otherwise unimportant, entirely missable scene....

You know, the one with Zoro being so unbelievably sexy that I haven't once stopped thinking about it in DAYS.

Just look at him! That smirk! (Are they sure Enma is the sharpest blade because that smile could cut right through a Mihawk's cold, haki infused heart.) Actually, you don't even have to look at him, that voice alone is easily more powerful than Gears 1 through 3 (and hey, I won't claim it could take on the god-like powers of Gear 4, we don't really have enough material to judge. Oh, here's an idea! Let's put them both in front of Law, see which one destroys him faster. I don't care if Gear 4 is Buggy-Bunny-But-The-Rock, The Rock still has to wind up his punches. But that look directed right at you? The devastation is likely immediate and irreversible.)

Like, the way he starts out almost defeated, the gravity and soberness in that initial "No" as he turns to face this seemingly unbeatable force. He's put the weight of Luffy's dream and the promise he's made to his captain on winning this battle, and taken along with how serious and direct he's been with Franky so far it helps create an expectation we're going to see that determined, unemotional, unbending Zoro from Thriller Bark or his battle with Kaido. He'll probably say something somehow very self centered while appearing selfless with that grave steeliness he gets when he's resolved against all odds like, "No, I have to do this alone" or "No, what good am I as a swordsman if I can't do this for my crew and our captain?" or if he wanted to go with the typical overly dramatic swordsman tone: "No, Luffy is trusting me - to defeat this man, and make him king of the pirates!" And we'd all swoon because even though Luffy's default introduction/greeting/phrase to yell out regardless of the circumstances is, "My name is Luffy D Monkey and I'm going to be the king of the pirates!" when it's someone else saying it, fans get all emotional. Especially if it's one of the core characters who has a reputation as being more mature or is typically more reserved and private or is, I don't know, someone who tends not to waste his breath correcting stupid people who are being stupid because what does Zoro he care what these nobodies think, Zoro he knows with unshakeable certainty that what Luffy says is true and has enough confidence in both his captain and his own abilities that other's opinions aren't worth addressing.

And even though Zoro turning all seriousness and focused marks some amazing moments in battles, the way that at the last second he is staring straight ahead at this natural disaster level foe and that smile just cuts across his face, completely slicing through that more serious mask Zoro sometimes wears to reveal that bloodlust and pure unadulterated love of the challenge is so absolutely gorgeous and perfect and satisfying.

Like, yeah, of course I love when Zoro gets all Business-Only, For-My-Crew-Name-And-Captain and just doesn't back down or lose focus because he understands this is something he has to do and only he can take on this fight. It fills me with so many, many emotions all of which Zoro is doggedly ignoring because it's all about The Fight but in my heart I know it's because he feels so much for his friends that he's decided that this is his role on the crew to act as both attack and guard dog and take/deal the hits they can't. Beautiful.

But man, oh, man, can anything beat when Zoro goes full "fucking brat who thought learning to hold a katana between his teeth and stumbling his way through a handful of forgettable bounties meant that when the worldwide champion, a warlord, a man so unmatched he's become bored of the very art he master just happened to be passing by he immediately thought to himself, yeah, I'm MORE than ready to kick this asshole off his throne. Hell, just last week I was stabbed and nearly killed by some shitty clown but look how that turned out. I can take on anyone, this bastard included. For fuck's sake he's only got one sword. Fucking amateur."? And whose sole reaction to having his chest sliced in half was, "yo, captain, if you've got a fucking problem with me being fucking UNSTOPPABLE speak up while you can because after this, it's all kicking ass all the time."?

Like, man, you are one cocky little idiot. Never change.

And he didn't.

#here #these are my feelings #have them to do with as you please #which lets be real is likely scroll passed them while thinking wtf its a 10 second clip how'd this bitch write an entire 5 paragraph essay? #well this bitch had a LOT of feeling about this clip and this scene and this arc and this show and this boy #(also a literature degree that ensures she can literally just produce full essays with 3 part thesis statements on any subject at any time) #(and will do so just for the fun of it. Oh she enjoys your eyerolls and attempts at apathy) #my thesis is as follows: the combination of natural talents & practiced skill can be seen in more than Roronoa Zoro's swordsmanship however #its reflected in aspects of the character: his more 'inherent' or childish personality and the later learned and practiced mature version #both of which he has nutured to become intense enough that a single look or short phrase can easily devastate the heart/soul #by being so fucking sexy #okay I might leave that last part out in a submited paper but only because it's the natural conclusion implied by the essay itself #one piece #roronoa zoro #wano arc #thought I should get in my actual useful tags while I had room #Zoro has one plan #and it's clearly to take someone to bed after defeating this asshole King guy #which he'll be doing with swords of course. oh yeah so really his actual plan? #swords #but just think of what that means for the after-party #I managed to sneak some MiZo ZoLaw & ZoLu in that post in which none of those other characters are mentioned/referenced/concerned/involved #impressed? #cause I mean actually then I would just assumed you haven't visited this blog before; don't bother looking around it's all this shameless #cyborg franky #king the wildfire #sword smirks #Zoro that smile is sharp enough to stab a man through the heart and the voice is so hot you could forge a meito over it #so yeah that is this post: shameless fangirlling this 10 second clip #I actually have this same reaction whenever Law smirks and says 'ROOOOM' or 'Shambles!' but I assume everyone does

[kindaichiyu]

i think that hinata is just a boy with big feelings

#hinata shoyuo #hinata shoyo #i am just thinking about the short kings tonight #anyway #i love the way that hinata is rarely embarrassed by his own excitement #his actions sure. all the time #but idk i love that he is genuinely excited about things and doesn’t take it to heart when people make fun of that #being excited about having a team made up of real athletes for the first time #getting a proper set for the first time #facing adversity and taking it as a challenge #shooting to the top defeating so many people #by all means they should see him as an enemy #but he’s friends with everyone!!! they see him as an opponent or friendly rival but NOBODY dislikes hinata shouyou #fuck naruto’s talk no jutsu hinata has some fuckin volleyball no jutsu #and i LOVE it!!!!

[pumpkinsouppe]

I think I’ve come to realize that I headcanon characters with asthma more than anything else

#link is so asthmatic the way he’s so out of breath so fast in Totk yeah he needs an inhaler #Phoenix def is too #and so is Ryunosuke #fuck it fakir is too #I think Alphonse would have asthma as a human #but most importantly is that link is my short asthmatic long haired trans king #he should also be a left handed king if Nintendo wasn’t filled with lame asses 🙄 #he’s still left handed in my heart I’m sorry they forced you to be right handed in knight school #idk how this turned into a rant about left handedness when this is about asthma

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Alessi: *kicks Tippy in the back and makes fun of him for being small*

Alessi: ... Why do I hear boss music

*"Ice Ice Baby" heavy metal remix gradually gets louder*

#tipvans #i am so sorry- #vanilla has to protect his short king bf #alessi was never heard from again- #Jonathan Young should make a heavy metal remix of that if he hasn't already- i am so fucking sorry 🤣😭😭😭😭😭 #sapphire heartverse #oh vans...

[fingertipsmp3]

Looking at some of my past crushes, I’m realising that I really just have a weakness for short men who can make me laugh. I need like a pocket size comedian I can carry around with me

#any given short king who has the gift of humour CAN bag me #something about a tall funny man doesn’t hit the same even though in general i’m not picky about height #and if i Was going to be picky about height i should be picky in that direction because i’m 6’1 #but it’s like fuck societal expectations #this one goes out to that tinder match i never messaged but who turned up in my yoga class #we got paired up once and he had me in actual stitches and i just leaned over to my friend and was like ‘help’ #she’s like ‘no i’m hearing you out. he has charisma’ #he was a musician too. a triple threat 😭 #there was also that guy i had a massive crush on who lived across the hall from me and all he had going for him was being short and wanting #to impress me So badly that he once drank alcohol even though he wasn’t supposed to because of health issues #i found out was like ‘you literally didn’t have to drink. i’m less impressed Because you drank’ like what the fuck #i thought he was funny but honestly sometimes in the wrong ways. he still likes every facebook post i make #who else… i mean there was that guy in web dev but i think i just fixated on him because i was worried about the class #he was funny though and had short people energy #apparently enquire within if your height starts with a 5 and you’re hilarious??? i guess #*but actually don’t because i have taken a vow of celibacy #personal

[mimicmimikyuwrites]

Jealousy - Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel) x Fem!Sinner!Reader SMUT

Summary: Lucifer's jealousy emerges when your Ex from when you were alive enters the hotel in search of you. Lucifer makes sure to claim you as his.

Contents/Possible Warnings: P in V sex, dom!Lucifer, cream pie, Lucifer being possessive, marking, unprotected sex, degradation (it happens like once), SMUT, MDNI

A typical day in Hell was far from calm, so whenever a peaceful moment occurred, even a small one, you made sure to savor it, appreciating it for what it was. For example, you intended to let the wonderful moment you were currently in last for as long as you possibly could. You had been watching a movie in your room in the hotel, but by now your attention had turned away from the movie in question and onto Lucifer. The king of Hell had snuggled up closer to you than he already had been, his head resting on your shoulder as he watched the show.

The simple gesture made you melt, and you couldn't resist gently turning his face to look at you. Lucifer looked at you curiously, waiting for your next move. You placed a gentle kiss on his cheek, enjoying the smile it brought to his face.

"Hmm, that was nice, but I think you missed, love." He leaned in, closing the gap between you two, kissing you lovingly. You moved to deepen the kiss and— a knock came at the door. You parted from the kiss and looked towards your room door as Lucifer let out a disappointed sigh. "I'll make sure to give you as many kisses as you want later, alright?" You whispered to him, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek before standing up and answering the door.

"(Y/N)!" Charlie exclaimed in excitement. "The hotel has a new guest! They said that they know you. You two must've been friends before! Come on, let's go see them!" Without warning, Charlie eagerly grabbed you by the hand, pulling you through the hallways of the hotel and towards the main lobby.

In the lobby, you saw them. The fucker you had hoped would never die purely so you would never have to see them again. Yet, here they were in all of their trashy, shit glory. "Hi." You said with a fake smile, trying to remain civil and hold back the resentment that had since been dormant.

"(Y/N)! Baby!" Your ex grinned, approaching you with wide, open arms. "I'm so glad I found you after all these years. It took some asking around, but we're together again!" They wrapped their arms around you, squeezing you tight enough that it felt like you might suffocate.

"Woah, haha! Hands off, please!" Lucifer appeared next to you, poking at your ex with his cane, annoyance seeping into his forced, polite tone. They finally released you, glaring at Lucifer as he stepped between the two of you.

"And just who the hell are you?" Your ex questioned, watching as Lucifer wrapped an arm around your waist, pulling you close to his side. "I feel like I should be asking you that question." Your boyfriend replied snidely, any attempt to be polite despite the situation now far gone.

"Alrighty!" Charlie said with a nervous laugh, wishing that she had gathered more information about her hotel's newest guest and their relationship with you before allowing them to see you. "Let's all just relax, and maybe (Y/N) can introduce the two of you to eachother."

You let out a sigh. You loved how sweet Charlie was taking in any sinner, you really did, but sometimes it did more harm than good, usually to no fault of her own. You motioned to your ex, "Lucifer, this is my ex." Then you motioned to your boyfriend, "This is Lucifer. King of Hell...And my boyfriend." The last part felt almost weird to say, the surrealness of dating the Hell's king and the man sometimes known as the devil himself finally setting in.

Your ex only laughed in response, earning an angry, growling-like noise from Lucifer. You grabbed his hand, squeezing it in an attempt to calm him down which only partially worked.

"There's no way this little guy is Hell's king! He's so fucking short. I really thought you had better standards in who you date, babe."

"Fuck you." You hissed, anger bubbling up inside of you as you felt yourself slipping into your more demonic form. "He's certainly better than you ever were." By now the other inhabitants of the hotel had gathered around, some more entertained than anything, while others, particularly Vaggie, were preparing for the brawl that was surely about to happen.

"Woah! Look at the time." Charlie intervened. "It's getting pretty late, why don't we all start heading to bed?" You responded only by turning around and heading towards your room, in desperate need of calming yourself down. Lucifer followed behind you, the walk to your room quiet with no words spoken.

You opened your door, nearly throwing it open in your still-present anger, before flopping down onto the bed with a loud, frustrated groan. You looked to the side, taking notice of the way Lucifer refused to look at you, his arms crossed.

"Honey?" No answer. "Love?" No answer, yet again. "Luci?" That did the trick. He always melted whenever you called him that.

"Your ex is fucking annoying."

You let out a small chuckle at his bluntness, a smile making its way onto your face. "They are, Luci. That's why they're my ex." You sat up, pulling him down onto the bed with you, kissing him, causing both of you to relax, some built-up tension leaving.

"You're all mine, aren't you?" He questioned, already knowing your answer. "Mine to love. Mine to claim." His mouth moved to your neck, sharp teeth grazing the skin, and you let out a soft moan as he began to nibble and kiss at the skin, his teeth leaving a mark you were sure he'd take pride in.

Your head fell to the side, giving him more access to your neck as you took his hat off, throwing it to the side, your fingers running through his hair as he continued to mark you.

"I'm going to ruin you for anyone else. You'll only ever want me." He whispered, lips returning to yours in a fervent kiss. Your lips remained locked together, only occasionally parting for a few seconds so you could help rid each other of the clothes that separated you from what you both craved.

He moved between your legs, the tip of his hardened cock teasing at your wet entrance. Usually, you two would've done more before the main act, but you two were more than ready to indulge in the other right now.

"Don't be a tease, Lucifer." You purred, spreading your legs wider. "Can't you feel how wet I am? How ready I am for you to fuck me senseless?"

He smirked before finally slipping in, biting his lip to prevent an almost embarrassingly loud moan that threatened to surface at the way you felt wrapped around him. He has been in heaven before, and he could say with confidence that being deep inside of you felt better than anything his former home could've offered him.

He began to thrust, his pace starting slow, still teasing you. He wanted you to beg, and you already knew it.

"Faster, harder, please, Lucifer—" You pleaded, giving in to what he wanted from you. "I know you want to pound me into this bed, Lucifer—Ah! Fuck!—" His pace sped up, and the sound of hips meeting yours in rapid succession filled the room. "Fuckfuckfuck–yes!"

"You always feel so fucking good." He growled, wings slipping out as he lost himself in the ecstasy that was your pussy. You ran your fingers through the red and white feathers, and he let out a pleasured whine at the feeling. His wings had always been sensitive.

"Fuck me—Let them all know I'm yours!" You cried out, losing yourself in the feeling of his cock fucking you with quick, deep strokes. You gripped the sheets in your hands, back arching as he angled himself just right, hitting your sweet spot head on.

"Mine. Mine to ruin, mine to fuck, and mine to fill up. All mine." His hands found yours, pinning them down against the bed as he began to fuck you even harder, his climax nearing. You wrapped your legs around his waist, pulling him in closer.

"I'm gonna cum–You're going to make me cum so hard–"

"Then fucking do it." He demanded with a growl. "Cum around my cock like the little slut you are for me." You came around him, cunt spasming as your orgasm coursed through you. Lucifer's wings fluttered as he followed you soon after, filling you up with his hot cum.

You pulled him down into a sweet kiss once your climax subsided, cupping his face in your hands. God, you loved him more than anything. The kiss ended after a good moment, leaving you both to bask in your shared, post-coital bliss.

"You lost a few feathers," You observed with a giggle, holding one up. He chuckled warmly, lying beside you. You rested your head on his chest, enjoying the peacefulness of the moment. You'd have to deal with your ex in the morning, but for now, you were both satisfied with knowing that you were entirely Lucifer's, and that's how you'd always want it to be.

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