#smash*1000

[charactersmashorpass]

"his rancid pussy"

#otis driftwood #house of 1000 corpses #tumblr poll #smash or pass

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

On the left, Orog! 7 ft (2.1 m) tall, they're basically the underdark version of the mountain orc. However, while everyone else who goes to the underdark turns evil, these orcs just improved thier smithing and came back basically the same. just got a trade degree and a bit pale. Tougher and more knowledgeable than the average orc, that's the power of an honest education in a trade you enjoy. If you're interested in an orc that would be forklift certified, this one's for you!

On the right, Death Knight! Corrupted paladins brought back by dark magic. Used to be fighters and rangers too, but 5e changed that. They can't heal anymore, but spells like Hold Person or Command might interest you! The most famous knight even turned into one of this due to a tragic romance, they've got that corrupted good thing going on!

#orog #death knight #smash or pass #dnd 5e #dnd #d&d #5e #d&d 5e #seriously every single thing that goes from aboveground to underdark goes evil #from latent magic or mindflayers or torture or just the harsh survival conditions #and these orcs just went there and back unfazed #like just figured out smithing and better mining and came back 1000s of year later #bigger and stronger and ready to go back to thier old normal ways. just with better stuff now. fucking legends. #I mean yeah the book acts like they're meaner cause they started bullying thier weaker mountain orc cousins that didn't go to the caves #but that's kinda just normal behavior? as if those mountain orcs wouldnt do the same it the orogs came back weaker?

[luxielle]

Fixed it, babe 😘

#mysticmessenger #mystic messenger #saeran choi #lux does edits #idc how much therapy bb gets he's still not gonna smile for a group photo #saeyoung can hold the camera #just this once #i'm also 1000% positive that jumin is absolutely smashed in this picture and did not share that wine with anyone #i've made that face at picnics Jumin #I know

[rebouks]

Hello! I'm that anon who once asked you about the lots you use in your gameplay and whether you built them all. I'm so impressed that you create most of them yourself! But ever since you replied to that question, I've been trying to envision a lot for one of my upcoming gameplays, but I'm struggling to fully see it in my mind, so I was wondering if you'd mind giving some tips on your process of building your lots. Building is my weakest skill in the game, but I want to give it a try!

hello again anon!! i'm very flattered u think it's impressive 🥺 i truly love creating spaces for these guys! i'll try my best to kinda go into my process but be warned.. like anything else i do it's pretty much just chaos/winging it dkjsdkj (it'd be much easier if i used floorplans or smth simple so i could be like, here do this! but alas...)

okay i'm prolly gonna ramble a lot here but i mostly base my builds off random visions/future scenes that pop into my head or straight up vibes.. which isn't very helpful ik but hopefully if i explain it'll make a bit more sense!

so with Oscar's house above i knew i wanted it to be BIG, but i didn't want it to feel like a mansion they couldn't afford so i added some other houses on the lot and just gave em the biggest plot! i also knew i wanted it to be symmetrical, but only from the outside cos i wanted it to feel slightly chaotic on the inside, also hence the random tower addition on the left and the sunroom on the right.. like it used to be a big grand symmetrical "mansion" (prolly at the time it was built) but over the years kinda ended up as a convoluted mess left to rot until someone rescued it (yay for Oscar's impulsivity 🤸‍♀️) AND IT NEEDED AN ATTIC!! u kno cos where else would Clementine live?? 👻

so really i had no inspo pics or house plan layouts to go off here, just a vibe and an idea, i started with a rough shape and worked out all the kinks from there, then added the other lots.. be prepared to hate your wip and start over tho cos ig it's all part of the fun!

here we have an actual wip to use as an example! so with this one i basically knew i wanted a wrap around style house around a "courtyard" but since mt. komo is shit and doesn't have any decent sized lots we'll have to go with an L-shaped design and a third floor ig 😩 i started with the ground floor and just pissed around with the others until i ended up with smth just right, like anything else i do, building is just ruminating on an idea until i'm like.. yeah that works sdkjskj.. also handy to place the bare minimum furniture items as u go to get a feel of how the space does or doesn't work so u can fix it n stuff!

also feel free to make shit look strange if it works, for example these window placements look weird as hell on the outside, but real life houses aren't always symmetrical or perfect on the outside and we spend most of our time on the inside where the windows make perfect sense so.. yeah! i'm big on views from the INSIDE of the house so i just make stuff work, also big fan of using ivy/wall decs n stuff to "fix" the way it might look on the outside if needs be too..

the school i made for Robin n' co. was entirely built around this pool (cos it's IMPORTANT) and the fact that it had to have a glass roof (it just HAD to ok idk why but we must kneel to the vision when it strikes 🧎‍♀️) i tried to make the rest of it make sense around it tho, like maybe it was added on afterward so the rest is a pretty standard shape with offices n shit near the entrances etc.. ALSO (wait i actually need to explain smth else before we get to this also BUT BEAR WITH ME!)

ask yourself some questions (if u want? or just dl a house idk dskjdk)

i treat building similarly to writing and that means asking yourself some questions.. like you might ask why a character is doing/saying something, what happened in the past to make them this way? what're they aiming for in the future to choose these paths etc etc.. WELL.. what's this building for, who is it for, who chose to live here, who got stuck here, why do they like it, why do they hate it, etc etc.

we either get stuck somewhere we hate and it doesn't suit us, or we're lucky enough to choose somewhere that we love, but why? Oscar's house is sprawling and chaotic because they kinda are, and it suits them! all the random cupboards leading nowhere and the quirky additions are just perfect for them, if they were real people looking for a real house they'd view it and LOVE it, but other characters definitely would NOT 😅 the wip is neat and practical cos the people who're gonna live there are! 👀 and the school (see we got to that ALSO eventually) has that huge "grand" courtyard at the front that's actually pretty useless because it's a shitty comprehensive school that wants to give the image that it's decent, but actually it's a bit shit and there's nothing going on in the back, nowhere for the kids to play outside and very limited resources/equipment for them either.. like everything is built the way it is for a reason, which is why i think i find it so impossible to use other ppls builds, cos they don't fit all these visions in my mind...

ok i'm gonna shut up now but i HOPE this rambling mess somewhat explains how i go about starting a build and why.. i'm not sure i can help with the vision part since your brain is your own but floorplan websites and things like pinterest or even just google images are great for giving you ideas if you're struggling!

#ranswers #<33 #today on becca writes a big ass fkin TED talk no one asked for #dflkdlfk #well apart from u nonny and i hope it helps! 😆 #my brain is full of 1000 cymbal smashing monkey's all going off at once #yet they somehow all understand each other over the chaos #🤸‍♀️

[horrorsmashorpass]

#smash or pass #smash or pass poll #poll #tumblr polls #house of 1000 corpses #otis driftwood

[pkmn-smashorpass]

I may only have 1,000 followers but they’re the most dedicated folks I’ve ever seen

#I want to make it clear that I think 1000 is HUGE #I responded for the joke but seriously this is an insane amount of people #but seriously y’all are so involved and dedicated #I love it #I feel like we really have a community here #and that just makes me so happy #I started this blog around June and to have 1000 followers already is huge #I can’t be more grateful to you guys #I feel like I could cry just typing this out #this blog really means a lot to me #and being able to build this following is something I’m so proud of #and not only proud of myself but proud of y’all for rebloging and commenting and just engaging in general #I’m so happy to be building this community #thank you all #ask #anon #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass

[mexreny]

manifesting a tallulah death under luzu’s care or a dapper death under willy’s care tbh. tallulah and luzu because they’re the most dramatic lorers on quesadilla island and willy and dapper because badboy would go feral. plus twitter would go crazy. the fandom needs a good shake to its shoulders and an og egg dying in an easily preventable way would be the perfect solution

edit bc I have no idea how to reply to comments: permadeath would be ass. but one (1) egg life taken so that they stay alive but live more on edge would be sick.

#qsmp #qsmp tallulah #qsmp dapper #dont act like you don’t agree w me. an egg death with not a lot of people online would go CRAZYYYYY #taking a hammer and smashing it through your peaceful ideation #the mobs are worse on this island and I hope it shows #cmon. just one death. just one. for FUN #1000+ points if it’s richarlyson. that egg has the world in his palm. bout time we shook things up

[vitamin-zeeth]

horrible that I can't just play ace attorney and watch my silly shows all day that would be amazing unfortunately. the essay

#this essay is making me want to smash my computer i hate writing essays #sure i left it way too late to do. but its cause I HATE WRITING ESSAYS STOP MAKING ME WRITE FUCKING ESSAYS #ITS ON A TOPIC IM INTERESTED IN. ITS SOMETHING I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT. IT SHOULD BE FINE. BUT NO. ENNNDDDLESS PAINNNNN #i hate it i hate it i hate it this ones not even bullshittable cause its not a creative essay and its not got any fUcking guideliness #so i can't just fill the brief to the minimum and kinda wing it #the brief is literally 'write a discursive essay. 1000 words. it cant be on a piece of media. go.' #WHAT THE FUCK DOES 'DISCURSIVE' EVEN MEEEEEANNNNNN #THEY MADE UP THAT FUCKING WORD ITS NOT REAL I CALL BULLSHIT TGEY MADE IT UP SO THEY CAN GIVE US AS VAGUE INSTRUCTIONS AS POSSIBLE #FUCKING CUNTS I HATE THE SCHOOL SYSTEM GIVE ME LITERALLY ANY INSTRUCTIONS THERES NO CRITERIA HERE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANTTTTTT #im struggling to write this if you couldnt tell #wet floor sign

[pokesmashorpokepass]

#pokemon #pokémon #smash or pass #Arceus #tumblr polls #polls #Avatar Of The Divine #The 1000 Arms Of Creation #The Alpha and Omega of Hisui and Beyond #Almighty Sinnoh #Smash

[kelloggsenthusiast]

#sorry i dont make the rules #cry about it bitch #andrey Rublev #the original ruby #achkkkkk hes so sexc yummmmm #smash*1000 #and then strawberry blond #😭 #this man can eat me pls #omw

[thedreadvampy]

christ almighty some people are sad fucking miseries huh

#red said #all art that is rewarded by capitalism must be actively preventing you resisting Hegemonic power abloobloobloobloo #fuck me get over yourself #is art a powerful tool for propaganda subject to corporate capture? yes #is art necessary to be human? also yes #all art carries the weight of the society it exists in. and yes revolutionary art is either buried or defanged by the power it protests #so no you're unlikely to see like. Art That Smashes The System on a large scale. the revolution will not be televised. #art is not going to change the world but art can change you. and you change the world be existing in it. #and you are changed and resonated with in ways that are many and unpredictable bc people resonate differently with different things #capitalism isn't. a conspiracy. it's an ideology and system of power. #it's human. and can we be real if there's one thing I'm learning from this EEAAO thing it's that people are really blind #to messages that fully don't land with them #capitalism isn't some infallible godking who foils your every move. art that moves you can still move you #the criticism that art which is lauded by the authorities cannot be truly anti-capitalist art is one thing #to extend that to say art which is lauded by the authorities cannot be positively meaningful AT ALL and can only be counterrevolutionary #is HOG FUCKING WILD like. first off. think about any work of art you can name from the last 1000 years. #guess what. probably a product of the patronage of power. political philosophy too. making art costs. gaining an audience costs. #we exist within a network of systems of power. even within underground and independent art scenes structures of power play in #nonetheless. we require art. #and art is not just for direct political confrontation. art is an act of connection and resonance. #never mind art that's inadequately revolutionary - art that's entirely capitalist is ALSO capable of positive political impact #because a) it acts on people. and politics. is a frame around people. the point of opposing unjust hierarchy is to achieve wellbeing #like. why are you doing politics if not for people? who is it for? for the abstract symbolism of moral purity? #and b) because art is a frame for building your sense of the world. And you bring your own stuff to that. #if you're radically inclined then reading idk les mis can leave you with the idea that revolution is futile. #or with the sense that there's deep vitality and importance to holding your ground against unjust power despite the knowledge of the odds #or with the sense that revolution is personal not political #or with the sense that the personal is metaphorical for the political and that our drive is to act against the law to protect each other #it depends what you bring to the text

[millions-dykes]

The rough concept sketches I had for canon compliant vampires in trigun. Some extra informations :

- The plant that is the origin of Noman's town mutations is still alive and working, the malfunction that happens decades ago did take a considerable amount of energy out of her.

- Due to the vampires' very very sensitive skin to UVs, the town itself is fully deserted— but the townsfolk discovered a buried ship under it that has been repurposed as a city.

- The current leader of the noman's town cult calls herself "Mother", and has an especially bad case of mutation (small bodies that has grown from her much like how plants have them) and hides them with a crimson robe.

- The townfolk are mostly feeding off lost people who unfortunately found themselves here. While it's not uncommon for a cult member to venture in the desert in order to find more "prays", they always come back.

- Scavengers tends to be more "brutal" in the way they feed— meaning it's not uncommon for thomas ranches to have cases of brutally killed beasts. While townfolk can be as violent, they tend to prefer using medical procedures to take as much blood as possible in their pantries.

- The child of a vampire and a normal human will always be a normal human. Only a child from two vampires or two people holding the mutated gene will be a vampire due to the mutation's nature.

#niho's triguns #trigun ocs #<= I GUESS #Gunsmoke Vampires #trigun #my art #don't look too deep into this I just wanted to smash my two obsessions at the times #(trigun and. vampires.) #1000% self indulgent

[crimsonblackrose]

I told my aunt that I’m tired from longer work hours, stress and my upcoming deadlines so she asked if I wanted pie.

This slice of pie is the size of the plate. 😭

Aunt: You need the sugar to keep you awake. Me: Do you want me to never sleep again? I’ve already had 2 coffees and a caffeinated soda. Aunt: And now a slice of pie.

#mumblings #i'm exaggerating #but this is too much pie #for the moment #my afternoon snack plan was toast 🤣 #it's key lime that my uncle got yesterday because the last time he tried to get pie it flew out of the cart and smashed all over the floor #and he was so bummed so he was determined to try again #and I think it's because my cousin and aunt inhaled the tiramisu I made in like two days 😅 #anyway I was able to talk to the person I needed to talk to and I was 1000% over thinking the project #so I have a draft done and just need to edit it tonight #so it's okay #it may even out because last time I underthought about it till the midnight hour 🤣😅

[zxphy]

I can't be the only one that thinks the robots from The Mitchells vs. the Machines are incredibly smashable??

Like come ONNN THEY'RE TOTALLY FUCKABLE, ESP ERIC AND DEBORAHBOT5000

LOOOOOOOOK. THEY'RE SO MF FINE.

#🌧⋆⁺₊⋆✿:zeze's wisdom✧ #smash #1000% smash #i am in shambles

[horrorsmashorpass]

#smash or pass #smash or pass poll #poll #tumblr polls #house of 1000 corpses #baby firefly

[pkmn-smashorpass]

This happened like a week ago but I was on vacation so I didn’t post it BUT HOLY SHIT GUYS 1,000???? THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE THIS IS WAY MORE PEOPLE THAN I EVER THOUGHT WOULD BE INTERESTED IN MY SILLY BLOG AND NOW IM HAVING BIG FEELINGS I LOVE YOU ALL

#you’re gonna make me cry omg #I’ve seen what 1000 people looks like in a room too #I keep picturing that room but it’s all you guys and I’m emotional #time to enter my failed convention era #this really means a lot though all jokes aside #thank you #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass