#so i can’t

[itspileofgoodthings]

many people love the poem “If” by Rudyard Kipling but my dad hates it sooooo much in such an iconic way that I simply cannot see the poem in any other light than his bright disdain for it.

#kaksksjsjjejehe #you would think this poem would not come up often in my life but actually the people are always sending it to me #like omg you would love this/I love it and I’m like well my dad (an icon) hates it #so I can’t #(I don’t say it I just think it every single time)

[lifblogs]

Alley, you’re too cute. Not allowed. My heart can’t take it.

#cats #my cat #alley cat #she is making me super cold though #so i can’t #go back to sleep

[sudevlig]

some of you are cute and i would flirt with you but you’re a weirdoooooo

#so i can’t

[littledoggyboy]

I kind of hate myself right now

#I’m just anxious and wanna be with him #but his tummy hurts #so I can’t #and I hate that I feel so attached #but then I remember he’s my boyfriend now #I have a boyfriend #whoa

[saetoru]

i’m tired of being single i wanna text my ex :,)

#if i do #ris will kill me #so i can’t #but i’m lonely i miss that guy #even tho he’s an grade a jackass :/

[spoopy-fish-writes]

Worst thing about being a person who makes things is that sometimes you use words like arc length in actual conversation and constant thought and not in a non sensical question

#taking advantage of the fact that I’m the engineering department’s favourite to make a hand fan using the laser cutter #made a small version out of paper and realised I needed to cut the arc length of the outermost panels in half #I was tempted to ask if I could do a putter cast for each stick but they probably wouldn’t let me do that as much as a metal fan would be #significantly cooler and more dangerous than a wooden one #I would even do it all by hand if I had any experience with woodworking #but I don’t #so I can’t #spoopy fish rambles

[albino-whumpee]

The artist urge to draw something, but wanting it in a very specific style you can’t recreate, so you wanna look into commissions, but you’re open to commissions because your tablet died and have no money to replace it so of course you don’t have money to commission someone else, so you gotta try and possibly fail in doing it yourself to then toss the idea you had into the trash because *you* weren’t good enough to make the picture you wanted.

#the amount of times this has happened to me #o have only commissioned twice in my life #I don’t have money for a lot of stuff you see #and I wished I could pay my one and favorite artist to draw them #but they charge 5 times what I do #so I can’t #so the only thing I can do is improve #XD #tw vent #?

[kirkwallgremlin]

I think the Dragon Age games are designed with the belief that the player character will always be a rogue. Notice how during the prologue of DA2, there are no rogue companions until Act 1. :/

I definitely have noticed and it’s so frustrating 😭😭 if you’re going to put a chest that requires a rogue to open, then make a rogue available for all players, not just the rogues?? and tbh I looove playing rogues, they’re my go to favourite class. But I’ve been picking other classes for character and story reasons (Esther and Lexi are mages, bc Carver, Frankie and Davina are warrior and mage respectively bc role play reasons) and it drives me nuts that I can’t open chests when I get to them

#I think it bugs me even more bc I’d happily be playing a character that would be fine doing it #but made a different choice #so I can’t

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

#shipping #this is about a lot of ships #so I’m gonna tag a few #zosan #zolu #destiel #radioapple #I’m not saying you can’t play around with these themes man #I just feel like they’re shoehorned in so often #lawlu #davekat #pepsicola #sabriel #lgbt #fandom #dirkjake #10k #20k #1k

[werewolf-transgenderism]

keep seeing undergrads on social media saying “oh if a prof has a strict no-AI academic integrity policy that’s a red flag for me because that means they don’t know how to design assignments” like sorry girl but that just sounds like you’ve got a case of sour grapes about not being allowed to cheat with the plagiarism machine that doesn’t know how to evaluate sources and kills the environment! I have a strict no-AI policy because if you use AI to write your essays for a writing course it’s literally plagiarism because you didn’t write it and you’re not learning any of the things the course teaches if you just plug a prompt into the plagiarism generator that kills the environment, hope this helps!

#so many people on the internet like ‘why do I have to write my work myself why can’t I just plug it into the cheating machine’ #‘why is it plagiarism to not write my own work and instead use the plagiarism machine built from scraping others’ work without consent?’ #like. it is because you are not learning anything if you do not actually do the work assigned to you. hope this helps #I personally have not had AI issues because of how I structure my assignments #but it was a HUGE problem in my department last year. so we all have no-AI to write your classwork policies

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[cordspaghetti]

some more of these two

#i meant to draw about the you know Landscaping Process next but it turns out i can’t pull a whole lawn makeover out of my ass #that will have to wait until i know how plants work #so for now just a little exchange. i’m in deep 🤕 #x #digital art #bslc

[littledoggyboy]

I don’t own enough slutty clothes. Maybe someone should buy some for me

#im kidding. #i feel so guilty accepting things #so I can’t #but the dream #hhhh

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

#cosmo creates #edits #dungeon meshi #this one is a personal favorite rn! I’m proud of how it came out :) #also if you can’t read the song credits it’s keep up by karma carr #so good but the full song is like. 2 minutes. I need more than that #anyways. chucklefuck. yesh #volume warning #as well as fast visuals! should’ve noted that earlier #flashing #jic #omg I misread the lyrics. OH WELL

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[bookwyrminspiration]

if you all could see all the fanart i imagine in my head and never draw it’d blow your tits clean off

#shitpost #i have SO MANY ideas #you’d LOVE them guys #they look SO COOL in my head #yes they’re indistinct because I can’t really visualize things #but the concept is there