#sorry lads but i am at my Limit

[mydearesthrry]

birthday wishes - h.s.

a/n: hi … this is long. it ends abruptly and im v sorry! apologies for my absence,,, enjoy :))

🎀 warnings/cw: nothing but fluff

🐇 pairing: 1dbandmember!reader x harry styles

💐 wc: n/a

summary: every year, Y/N posts something for harry’s birthday. every single year, no matter what.

a/n: pls keep in mind harrys relationship timeline or this wont make as much sense..? ok bye

2012

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yourinstagram: Happy birthday goof!! Thanks for always tuning my guitars for me. I can’t believe you are 18!!!!!!!!!

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harrystyles: Thaaaaaanks. I love youuuu. <3 <3 <3

user1: SHE CALLS HIM GOOF UGGGGHHHHHH

user2: i cant believe that this picture is real

user3: THE HEARTS IN HARRYS COMMENT

niallhoran: no bday post for me?? D:

2013

liked by niallhoran, dakotajohnson, dontshakethepolaroid, and 3,008,263 others

yourinstagram: happy birthday h. u are 19. thats crazy. i owe my life to u thank you for being my best friend— thank you for you. i love u so so much bub :’)

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niallhoran: h day!!! time to celebrattteeeeee!!!!!!

annetwist: love you sweetheart!

harrystyles: I love youuuuuu!!!! Thank you lovebug. <3

zaynmalik: time to get drunk!

2014

liked by niallhoran, zendaya, sabrinacarpenter, and 108,862 others

yourinstagram: its a national holiday!! happy birthday to my best friend, confidant, songwriting partner, and personal pillow. UR FUCKING 20. THATS INSANE. i love u so much pickle :’)

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gemmastyles: old man!!!

harrystyles: Thank you Olive :) Love you tons.

niallhoran: a special lads birthday!

zaynmalik: 🍻

jamescorden: pickle and olive!

2015

liked by arianagrande, wherearetheavocados, and 6,826,728 others

yourinstagram: love you prince boy, happy birthday ❤️

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harrystyles: My favorite person alive. Xx

niallhoran: legal in the states!!!!

user1: his comment is so casual but so cutw i cant 😭😭😭

user2: i am so unstable shes literally posted every time on his birthday for years

user3: NEW PHH CONTENT!!!!!

ynrryupdates: our suspicions were right! she posted again this year ❤️❤️❤️

2016

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yourusername: hbd har <3 thank you for everything

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user1: no special note… i think we’re losing them

user2: :( not the same this year

user3: i think she’s holding back now because he’s official with kendall?

harrystyles: Thank you, it was wonderful seeing you. H

user4: this is weird…. harry’s comment isnt sitting right with me…?

gemmastyles: missed your face!!!!!!!!!! love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

2017

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yourinstagram: happy birthday pickle, miss you <3

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annetwist: Missed seeing you! Come back and visit soon ❤️

harrystyles: Thank you Olive. Love you. Miss you more.

gemmastyles: missed my best friend ❤️❤️❤️

user1: are we… are we finally getting them back….

user2: slowly going back to normal………

user3: HES SO DRY 😭

user4: he said love you 😭😭😭😭😭 miss you more 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

2018

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yourinstagram: tbt our frat days 🤓 miss you always my bug, happy birthday ❤️ i love love you

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harrystyles: Be home soon, I miss you more than anything. Love you love you love you. Thank you. H x

gemmastyles: I NEED you to come over when you’re back in London!!!!!!!

annetwist: My baby! ❤️🎁🎉

user1: OH WE GOT THEM BACKKKKKK!!!!!!

user2: now that harrys a freeeeeee man we can get ynrry back like weve always dreamed of!

user3: HER bug… im unwell

2019

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yourusername: our time now, silly boy. happy birthday to my soulmate, lover, best friend… and everything else in between. i admire everything you do and I feel like the luckiest person alive to have the privilege of knowing you, cherishing you, and caring for u. that being said, i love you i love you i love you so much it hurts. thank you for choosing me. happy birthday pickle ❤️

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harrystyles: There’s no one in this world I love more than you. Thank you, baby. Very grateful for you, Olive. Xxx

jamescorden: FINALLY

billieeilish: thank GOD this has been the hardest secret to keep 😭😭😭😭

sabrinacarpenter: mom n dadddddd

annetwist: My babies ❤️🎂

user1: OH MY FUCKING GOD

user2: STOP I KNEW IT

user3: FINALLLYYYYYYYY

user4: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL MY DAMN LIFE

2020

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yourinstagram: havent missed a year so why start now? happy birthday h, i love you so much ❥ p.s. ur fiance era looks so good on u ;)

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harrystyles: Thank you. And I agree; I’ve never looked better. ❤️

user1: WHATTTTTT THE FUCK

user2: THEYRE ENGAGED???!!!!!!!!!!

user3: remember in 2013 when they got asked a question on the this is us panel about how they dreamed of proposing/being proposed to and Y/N said in italy… he def proposed when they filmed golden

2021

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yourinstagram: first outing as newlyweds,,, only right to be celebrating pickles birthday too. bug… i trust u implicitly and love you entirely. my husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy birthday harry ❤️

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harrystyles: Soulmate. Thank you baby. H

sabrinacarpenter: cats out the bag… mom and dad are married !!!

annetwist: Official daughter ❤️❤️❤️

#harry styles #harry styles x reader #harry styles fanfiction #harry <3 #harry styles fluff #harry styles fanfic #harry styles x y/n #harry styles blurb #harry edward styles #harry styles social media #harry styles smau

[gollancz]

Why I'm Not Allowed On Twitter Unsupervised Any More: A Photo Essay

Key Notes:

Since this was posted I discovered that the books had briefly been available in the UK under the name Peter Beagle rather than Peter S. Beagle in the mid-90s, which is why they didn't show up on the British Library search

The article by Tor.com @torbooks: Peter S. Beagle Has Finally Regained the Rights to His Body of Work

If you want our gorgeous limited edition, I believe there are still a handful left (except for the US and Canada, sorry lads), and you can get it here. I'm not kidding when I say I got a little teary-eyed when these showed up.

[Image Description: A tweet thread from the Gollancz twitter dated 20th July 2022, which goes as follows -

Tweet 1: You may have seen that we're printing a Brand New Edition of The Last Unicorn. We're very excited! I was asked to tweet about it. I wasn't asked to do it quite like this, but I also wasn't asked NOT to do it like this, and I have the twitter login so whose fault is that? (Thread emoji, and gif from the film Scream reading 'The Call is coming from inside the house!')

Tweet 2: Imagine, if you will, you are a small child in the UK during the late 80s/early 90s. You might look a bit like this, or you might have had parents who didn't choose suffering (ask my mum about The Saga of the Hat) (an image of a small girl approximately 3 years old wearing a blue dress and a big white hat)

Tweet 3: Imagine you have a cool older cousin, one who, as you get age, introduces you to fantasy films like Ladyhawk and The Princess Bride and has a post the whole family knows as 'the vampire and the naked lady'. She's extremely responsible for the way you turn out as an adult.

Tweet 4: One year, for your birthday, this cousin buys you a video. It's the first video that is yours, not to share. It has a bright yellow cover. The butterfly scares you. But you watch it on a loop. You don't realise how special it is, but it's a seed that burrows into your brain. (An image of a VHS of The Last Unicorn)

Tweet 5: A decade or so later, in your teens, you rediscover it. None of your friends have heard of it, despite also being fantasy-inclined. That's odd, you think. Is this an outlandishly weird title? Then you get older and you realise: no, it isn't. (Principal Skinner meme reading 'Am I out of touch? No, it's the people who don't know about The Last Unicorn who are wrong')

Tweet 6: Time and tech march on, you get a DVD of the film. You realise it's got Christopher Lee in it! And Angela Lansbury! Your mum tries to get you to listen to songs by America other than the soundtrack, but the only one that really sticks is the other one they did about a horse. (Gif of Walter White from Breaking Bad singing along to Horse With No Name)

Tweet 7: You realise that the film is based on a book. Like The Princess Bride, which you've also read (after spending longer than you're proud of trying to find an unabridged edition). 'Neat,' you think, 'I'll have to read that!'

Tweet 8: And then you can't find it. Because, as mentioned previously, you're in the UK. The Last Unicorn was published for the first time in 1968. But, if you look at the British Library's National Bibliography (super neat resource btw), that was, uh, about it. (screenshot of the search results from the National Bibliography showing four editions of The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle, one from Gollancz in 2022, one from IDW in 2019, one from Tachyon Publications in 2018, and one from Bodley Head in 1968)

Tweet 9: The Tachyon edition is the unfinished first draft of the story. The IDW edition is a gorgeous graphic novel. But in terms of the novel? I don't know how many reprints it had (if anyone knows, I'd love to find out), but there's a good chance it went out of print in the 70s.

Tweet 10: The film, however, was released in 1982. Although it didn't make it to the UK until 1986. Conservative estimates could put that between 10 and 15 years since the book was last available in the UK. This gives you a generation in the UK who only know the story through the film! (A screenshot of the IMDB page showing the different release dates for The Last Unicorn around the world)

Tweet 11: The screenplay was written by Peter S. Beagle, and made by the legendary animation directors Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass. That's right, the guys behind Thundercats and 2 out of the 3 films based on The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

Tweet 12: The Book has been in print in the USA (and possibly all of North America) constantly since its publication, so it seems baffling that people in the UK haven't heard of it. As the internet became more prominent, however, it became easier to just... import a copy of the book.

Tweet 13: But! This also isn't quite as simple as you think. You see, until last year the rights to The Last Unicorn were tied up in legal limbo. And the US edition of the book contained changes that Peter wasn't happy with. (Link to the Tor.com article about the rights)

Tweet 14: Back to you, the 80s/90s kid, who is now an adult, happy that unicorns are A Thing again and you're living your best life. You're very easy to buy presents for. Your partner despairs of unicorns. You get a job working in books about magic and space. (unicorn emoji and photograph of a collection of unicorn memorabilia, including three different versions of The Last Unicorn)

Tweet 15: You mention that one day you would like to publish The Last Unicorn. That if you did, you would like to do a really beautiful edition of it. And you would like it to be purple. Because since the film is what you know, you associate it with purple.

Tweet 16: And, after taking a very circuitous route, here we are! This is the original text, that was first published in 1968. Reading it after you have only seen the film is the strangest experience - like being introduced to a very dear friend that you have never met before.

Tweet 17: Peter's screenplay kept the voice of the story so well, you can hear the characters when you read the book. But now there's so much more depth, softness and warmth to it. The butterfly doesn't seem so scary any more. And, it's beautiful. And it's purple. (Image of a hardback edition of The Last Unicorn, with a black base, purple background, and a linocut image of the unicorn in her wood. On the black cover underneath is a foiled unicorn with the moon and butterfly, the page edges are sprayed purple, and the endpapers are black with silver butterflies)

Tweet 18: Anyway, I've taken you on a three day trip that could have been done in a single tweet, but that's what happens when you let me drive. This edition is the limited exclusive one only available through the Gollancz Emporium and you can preorder here: (link to Gollancz Emporium)

Tweet 19: But there is also a standard edition available through all booksellers! You'll be getting the author's preferred text, with an introduction from Patrick Rothfuss. There's also a brand new audiobook and it will be available in eBook for the first time ever.

Tweet 20: It's like going from famine to feast, and I wasn't able to talk about this for months so now I am able to talk about it, I'm going to make the social media team cry. UNICORNS. SPECIAL EDITION. PURPLE. The End.

Tweet 21: Additional behind the scenes bonus detail - I did take this cover to the art meaning while wearing a unicorn onesie.

Tweet 22: The comms team wrestling me away from the twitter account: (gif of Ross from Friends shouting 'Stop typing! Stop typing!')

End ID]

#The Last Unicorn #Peter S. Beagle #Gollancz Blogging #Twitter Threads #Books #Long Post

[agendabymooner]

slipping through my fingers ! daniel r. x ofc (måneskin member!ofc) - rush: the mrs. ricciardo special (3)

"i try to capture every minute."

summary: beau ricciardo was introduced to the world and it's safe to say that he's incredibly loved by all.

content warning: video transcript, social media files (insta + tweets), use of explicit language, dad!daniel x mom!ofc, mentions of conceiving + pregnancy, fluff???, goddaddy lando

note: i've been writing a piece for lewlew hammer sorry for the lack of post 😩 also pls don't hesitate to send some asks just bc 😊

masterlist

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user1 NIKI RIC?! 😢

user2 honey badger #2 in the paddock right here your honour 🦡

lewishamilton hyped to meet the little man 😍 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo you're just happy to have a playmate for lottie 😂

lewishamilton of course?!

maxverstappen1 he is so danny liked by loricciardo

loricciardo ik max there's no need to remind me how loud it'll be in my household

danielricciardo hey 😒

nora_alessandro così felice per te e danny! non vedo l'ora di vedere il piccolo bambino 😙🥰 so happy for you and danny! can't wait to see the little baby liked by loricciardo

danielricciardo tell georgerussell63 to not come to australia without any paddington stuff for beau 🤩

georgerussell63 congrats on your baby i guess 🙄 i'll make sure to get you every single one danny

ykaaar ughhhh mio piccolo tasso my little badger liked by loricciardo

loricciardo dovresti venire in australia e vederlo 🥰 you should come to australia and meet him

ykaaar io e i ragazzi visiteremo presto! me and the boys will be visiting soon

mateoales he's really 9 pounds? i am applauding you for carrying something that big for months 👏 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo grazie teo! beau can't wait to meet his zio ❤️

mateoales i can't wait to teach him football 😩

danielricciardo look at our little man 😭🦡 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo such a handsome boy

danielricciardo that's all his daddy 😍

loricciardo please say something i can actually agree with for once mio tasso

danielricciardo i take it back, your deep fried tim tams were shit 🤬

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maxverstappen it's not a daniel ricciardo post if it's not partially depressing 🙂 congrats danny and lori! liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo thanks man!

loricciardo what is this post, mio caro 😭😭 liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo a post of appreciation doll ❤️

landonorris 6.5/10 post. i've seen a danny ric post much more cynical than this

danielricciardo i'm just trying to pass down a message to my son mate what are you on 😭

redbullracing the BR in RBR means beau ric 🐂 liked by danielricciardo

scuderiaferrari and the bull in red bull racing means bullsh- liked by loricciardo

user1 ADMIN'S TRYNA GET FIRED FR 😩🤣

user2 naw bc thats mad ^^

oscarpiastri does the little par still kick liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo got kicked in the face once. safe to say he's still made for arsenal fc

oscarpiastri or the socceroos 🦘

mateoales you lads had never been so wrong 🤦‍♂️ he'll be a player for italia 🇮🇹

colabebe me 🤝 you = being pessimistic but not really liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo that's just our sadness speaking cola 😂

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alex_albon rather appalled at the nickname you gave yourself

landonorris show me how you cry rq 🤩

maxverstappen1 DILF of the season 😘

danielricciardo ofc babe 😍😘

loricciardo 😰 you're a married man danielricciardo

sylvieeford maxverstappen1 have shame and don't thirst on a married man 🥲

charles_leclerc daddy ric 3 😍

georgerussell63 why does it look like you're the father in these photos 🤣

landonorris you're just jealous because you don't have a photo with the little par 😏

georgerussell63 jokes on you, i'll be beau's favourite uncle by the end of the year 😛

landonorris i wish you luck lad 😚

BR3 - OCTOBER 3, 2024 by lester allie

[transcript one]

lando: "what are you looking forward to the most?"

daniel: right now, we're just looking forward to having the baby delivered safely. it hasn't been the most pleasant 24 hours for lori and uh... yeah. just deliver the baby then we're good.

lando: and you... lori?

lester: pushing the little one out of me because he's been so adamant on kicking freely.

[transcript two]

*some movement in the background*

nicola, in a murmur: have you done taekwondo before?

lando: like- what you're doing? i can try.

*protests of "no lando, don't" then a tearing noise appears*

lester: landoooo what did you do?

*screeching noises in the background alongside a loud roar of laughter*

daniel: love, i think he ripped your jammies.

lester: lando~

lando: i know i know! i'm sorry. i ripped it in half, i think.

lando: and my shin hurts too. i think i ripped myself a new hole. literally.

[transcript three]

lando: i went to a lamaze class once.

nicola: with lo?

lando: yup. they had me acting like i was the one in labour.

nicola: *chuckles*

lando, giggling: it was awesome.

nicola: you should try one of those simulators where you'd feel the cramps and everything-

lando: oh, no no. i might shit myself if i did.

[transcript four]

*door swinging open in the background followed by sniffling*

lando: aww, daniel- are you okay?

daniel, crying: he's so beautiful.

nicola, snickering next to lando: he is?

daniel, still wailing: he is! oh my fucking god, i have to call- fuck, where's mum and dad- he's, god he's so perfect

lando, quietly giggling: why did you leave your wife in the stupid room?

daniel, stammering: have to call mom- michelle- shit, my phone's inside. fuck.

*door swings open again slams shut*

*silence followed by fits of laughter between lando and nicola.*

nicola: i had never seen him cry like that

lando: me neither. he cries uglier than george and sylvie too.

bonus !!!

#formula one fanfiction #formula one fic #formula one imagine #formula one x oc #formula one smau #f1 imagine #f1 fic #f1 smau #f1 fanfic #red bull racing imagine #daniel riccardo x reader #daniel ricciardo imagine #daniel ricciardo #daniel ricciardo x ofc #daniel riccardo imagine #daniel ricciardo x oc #dr3 x reader #dr3 #f1 drivers x reader #f1 x reader #f1 x oc #f1 instagram au #f1 ig au #daniel ricciardo fluff #daniel ricciardo x reader #daniel ricciardo fanfic #rbr #daniel ricciardo instagram au #daniel ricciardo ig au #formula one x reader

[gabigabigabby]

american jesus | c. pulisic

part two / three / four

christian pulisic x ronaldo!reader

a/n: clearly i've been too deep in the christian pulisic smau rabbit hole 👀 enjoy lads ⭐️

synopsis: nobody better than chelsea's 'murican to spend the pre-season break with in madeira

face claim: cindy kimberly

cmpulisic

Madeira, Portugal

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cmpulisic Madeira so pretty, I wanna move here

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chelseafan what are u doing in madeira?!

ynronaldo very leng

cmpulisic thank you

ynfan ayo?!!!

masonmount I cannot believe you didn't invite me 😠

cmpulisic i sent you the damn invite man!

benchilwell Okay peng ting 😍

ynronaldo ayo???

ynronaldo

Madeira, Portugal

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ynronaldo madeira madeira 💃🏽 *in the tone of shakira shakira*

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cristiano Linda 😍 [Beautiful]

ynronaldo valeu pai 😘 [thanks dad]

benchilwell Very leng buddy

ynronaldo thanks lad

joaofelix79 Island girl

ynronaldo big facts. i'll tell dad u said hi

georginagio La chica de Gio 😘 [Gio's girl]

ynronaldo te amooo ❤️

ynfan you're so pretty stop it 😍

chelseafan puli is also in madeira. coincidence? 👀

cmpulisic

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cmpulisic Island boy~

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ynronaldo i am a fabulous photographer actually 😳

cmpulisic i hope you're not expecting a compliment or anything 😳

ynronaldo okay never taking pics for u again

cmpulisic IM SORRY PLS COME BACK

masonmount ynronaldo you actually did pretty good

ynronaldo I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU GUYS

pulisicandmount MR. MOUNT YOU LOOK AMAZING

masonmount doesn't he?! oh my husband

chelseafan LMAOOO

ynronaldo

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ynronaldo valeu papai por nos levar ao seu lindo local do nascimento. muito agradecido ⭐️ [thanks dad for taking us to your beautiful birthplace. very grateful]

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cristiano Grato por você, minha linda garota ❤️ [Grateful for you, my beautiful girl]

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cmpulisic Your dad is so cool

ynronaldo isn't he?! he likes u too

georginagio Agradecida por mi hermosa familia! ❤️

ynronaldo te amo gio 😘

ynfan omg the stained glass i'm obsessed

chelseafan christian became christian-o after hanging out w the ronaldo's

kaihavertz29 I have to come here one day

ynronaldo christian can be ur tour guide. wait no he can't

cmpulisic i can too be a tour guide???

ynronaldo name one place we've been to

cmpulisic ...



espn

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espn Is Christian Pulisic down with the Ronaldo fever?! 'Captain America' was seen with Cristiano Ronaldo's eldest daughter, Y/N, in Madeira, Portugal 👀

chelseafan gotta be srs if espn is reporting ab this 😳

benchilwell The answer is yes guys

ynronaldo cmpulisic 👀

*comments are limited*

#christian pulisic #christian pulisic x reader #christian pulisic x you #christian pulisic x y/n #football #football x reader #football x y/n #football x you #mason mount #Spotify

[infinityerlingx]

New Rules

pairing- mason mount x (fem)reader

a/n- this is based off of new rules by dua lipa :)

warnings- slight mentions of smut, swearing, toxic relationships

One, don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone

Your phone sat on the counter top, the ringing sounding like a continuous alarm going off. A glass of wine in one hand, you sat and sipped the drink as you watched his name pop up on the screen for the umpteenth time of the evening. It was nearing midnight, and you knew sober Mason wouldn’t be doing that. He had gone down the same route you had, alcohol.

You knew that he was bad for you, when you dated him, he was still bad for you and even now, broken up for weeks, it would always end up the same, him getting way over the limit, ringing you until you answered, which you always did. He was now often too hungover to play in the games, you got scared that he would end up getting dropped from the team, but then again, he wasn’t your issue anymore. Which you would love to be true, Mason still had a massive hold over you.

You watched the phone ring again, rolling your eyes, you slid the answer button, accepting his call.

“Y/N?” You heard a mumble down the phone.

“Mason I thought we agreed to stop this” You spoke, putting him on speaker and leaving your phone on the countertop.

“I can’t help it. I miss you” He slurred, the alcohol taking over his body once again.

“Mason you’re drunk, go to bed” You stated.

“I know I am, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you” He replied again, you heard him take a swig of a drink, which you suspected was another beer.

“Goodnight” You spoke bluntly.

“I’m sorry” Was the last thing you heard before you hung up the phone. Releasing a deep sigh, hoping that the words you had said stuck with Mason until he was sober. You couldn’t carry on the way you were, he needed to stop.

Two, don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again

A week since his last phone call, you had finally thought it was all over, you felt yourself relax after a long time. Sinking into your sofa, you looked around, any trace of Mason in your apartment had finally gone, you really thought it was over.

That was until a ring at your doorbell snapped you from your thoughts, you walked to the door, unlocking it and opening it slightly. That’s when you saw Mason’s face after weeks and weeks. You sighed deeply, opening the door a bit wider to see him fully. Stepping out of the way and letting him in without any thoughts.

“Mason what are you doing here?” You sighed, closing the door before turning to face him.

“I- I needed to come and see you, Y/N, it’s been so tough trying to stay away from you, distancing myself. i just can’t do it anymore” He stuttered before speaking again “I know you hate me and I understand that, I’m such a dick to you and I’m sorry”

“Sorry won’t cut it anymore, you treated me like complete crap and I’m not dealing with it or you any longer, I deserve better than you and I know for a fact that I do. I don’t think you realise that I spent countless nights crying because you wouldn’t tell me where you were or you were out with the “lads” when you were clubbing with other girls, you must think I’m completely stupid. Everything I did for you and that’s how I got repaid” You replied. “The amount of times I wished I would become a prettier person just to mend our relationship is beyond me”

“You never told me that” He spoke softly, referring to your last words. “I’m so sorry, you deserve better”

“I know I do, I don’t need you to tell me that, now what I want is you out of my house” Anger was bubbling inside of you as you stepped back towards the door, opening it widely and gesturing Mason out.

“Y/N can we just talk it out?” Mason spoke moving towards you.

“I have nothing to say, so goodbye Mason” You pushed his body out of the door. “Please, do not come back here”

Three, don’t be his friend, you know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning, and if you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him

How you ended up at an event with Mason you didn’t have a clue, you promised him when you were together that you would be his plus one, now here you were, dressed up all nice, watching him talk to a few friends, as you stood at the bar, a glass of champagne in your hand.

You had told the girls you were accompanying him as a ‘friend’, the girls didn’t believe you, they knew what you were like, once a few drinks were down you, it would go straight to your head and you would somehow end up with Mason at the end of the night, you hated it but you knew tonight would be no different. Neither of you could find someone new, no matter how much he hurt you, you would always go back to him. You watched him from afar, his black suit paired with golden jewellery, his white smile flashed in your direction. You wore a long black dress, a slit up one side, the same golden jewellery took over you. Anyone watching who didn’t know the story would think you were both still together. He looked ravishing, and you hated him.

Many drinks later, Mason was stood by your side, his large hand on the small of your back as he guided you towards a cab. You had drunkenly said yes to staying over at his for the night. You stumbled into the taxi and Mason got in after you. His eyes glued to you as he watched you apply another coat of lipgloss. Mason thought you were the prettiest girl in the world, despite his stupidity, he was always going to come back to you.

By the end of the night, you were pressed up against Mason’s bare chest as he gave you another mind blowing orgasm, his hands grasped your hips, His head ducked in the crook of your neck, pressing soft kisses to your skin.

“No matter how much we hate each other, we’re never going to get someone as good to each other, you’re mine and I’m yours forevermore” He spoke with a groan as he spilled inside of you. You hated to agree with him, but you knew he was right. No matter how many people you had been with, no one did it as well as Mason, he knew where you loved to be touched, he knew what got you going and he was perfect.

“I hate that you’re this good” You spoke.

“And I hate that you take me so good” He replied, pulling out of you and going to the bathroom to clean you both down.

Waking up in the morning with a banging headache was the least of your problems when you felt Mason’s strong arms around your middle and his soft snores down your ear, your naked body pressed to his own. You regretted it all, but once again, you knew that it wouldn’t be the last time that it happened.

#mason mount blurbs #mason mount x you #mason mount fanfic #mason mount fluff #mason mount fanfiction #mason mount smut #mason mount x reader #mason mount blurb #mason mount imagine #mason mount #mason #mount #chelsea fc #England nt #mason mount x y/n

[irishmammonagenda]

this is my secret obey me fandom blog bc my irls knowing im an om! player is embarrassing😔✊

it is a secondary blog so just know if you follow me/reblog my content we are automatically moots😈😈😈 im a girl, but i really dm any pronouns <3 14

this will shock absolutely no one but im irish

i am dedicated to spreading my irish mammon agenda😈😈

i'd be honoured to take ur requests, but i'm a minor. so no smut sorry lads. if you do post smut/mdni content on ur account i just wont interact w that content, i don't expect anyone to accomadate me, so please don't be offended if ur content is all nsfw hard smut and i dont interact w u at all <3 i don't really have a range limit for people following me, if ur below the age of 14 please consider leaving tho <3, if ur an adult pretty please just keep in mind that im 14 when ur interacting w me zionists go away ur stinky

wee disclaimer: im still learning how to write so please be nice if the characterisations are bad (i am so sorry if they are) 💗💗

my AO3 Asks: [An MC traumatised by their death] [Michael Shenanigans] [OM Brothers + Little Sister Reader] [OM brothers meeting MC's brothers] Catholic MC: [headcannon] [introduction] [part one] [part two] [part three] MC's Magic Going Wrong 😱 Boop! (technically a part of the Death is a Debatable Thing universe, can be read as a stand alone)

Fluffy Drabbles: [Lucifer] [Mammon] [Beel] Stupid Drabbles: [Belphegor] [Mammon] Headcannons: [fáinne] [cannibalism ig]

Death is a Debatable Thing: [Fic] [How the brothers would react to the Rumours™️] [Dateables Reaction][Boop!]

that's all for now! dividers by @cafekitsune

[kaineillian]

"Poe is a timid, cute looking man who enjoys writing books about you and him together, married and having sex—"

Would you be willing to write parts of this weird books?

Also your amazing<3

Ehe, thank you anon! ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙

Warning(s) : Suggestive, a little gore, freak poe.

Poe fantasizes about you all the time yet he cant bring himself to make a move towards you. So, to cope up with it he made books about the both of you together. The first book is called ' My lover and I'.

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-Edgar Allan Poe's Point of view.

On a faithful and sunny day , is where i met my first love. I had been stressing out on my newbie partner, he's clumsy and would trip and fall on air. He is starting to annoy me but he is too nice to get yelled at and me being so timid that i can't even talk properly.

Ah!

Oh no, thats not a good sign—

SPLASH!

"AHHH! POE-SAN I AM SO SORRY! "... My documents... My project... Its wet... ohhhh NOOoO! Boss is going to kill me! I have to pass this by tomorrow and i now its wet! I just finished it awhile ago are you serious?!

I looked down feeling miserable;ignoring my clutz of a partner apologizing to me. I grabbed my things and head out without a word. I mean, who would forgive and forget about this! This is by due tomorrow! And i have to start all over again!

Now you might think im being overacting and saying i should just blowdry it but no. My boss is too picky and when he sees a mess on any report he will make them re-write it again and decreasing their pay check for a week. And i can't have that! The limited edition Karl plushie is already out;i need to get that plushie! I've been working my ass off because just to buy that thing. And its expensive as hell! If i wont buy it there will be no next time.

-3rd person Point of view.

Poe grumbled stomping on the ground;cursing the world. Bystanders looked at him with a confused and weird expression, with poe acting like that no-one walked near him and kept their distance. They might have think he's a madman.

"verfluche diese heilige Welt. Verbrennen Sie es zu knusprig mit diesen sich einmischenden Leuten darin. verflucht alles. verflucht..."

(curse this sacred world. burn it to crisp with these meddling people in it. curse it all. curse it..)

A man heard his strange curses and was intrigued by poe. He listened to poe continually curse the world and more specifically—his clutz of a partner. He laugh quietly making his way towards poe. "Du solltest solche Leute nicht verfluchen, weißt du?". Poe got startled by the sudden voice and looked up to see a man in black. Poe stood completely still by the man's beauty. Poe knows German but he isn't fluent enough to understand it well.

"Pardon...? "

"Oh, you don't understand me? I thought you know german. "

"Well, yes. I do know german but im not that good yet so i don't understand what you said... " The man smiled and translated what he said in English (you shouldn't curse people like that you know?).

"Ohhhhh... " Poe nodded then blushed when he realize that the man understood him. 'Ah! How embarrassing!'.

The man laugh at poe's red face with poe even more embarrassed. "You look like a good lad, what's your name?i am (Male name)" With his short introduction, his coat flew up from the wind, his hair flying back ever so slightly. Poe saw his hidden face, he could feel his heart beat.

"Poe.... Edgar Allan Poe... " He whispered enough to (Male name) to hear. "Its nice to meet you, edgar. "

I think im inlove...

_________________

Now, after your interaction. Poe seems to be very attached to you. When both of you got in a. Relationship with each other, poe clings onto you whenever you go. Poe cooks for you, cleans for you and works for you. He insisted to do everything and for you to relax in the house, but of course you cant let your dearest boyfriend to get overworked. So you continued your job with poe doing all the house works.

Few years later. Both of you are married and started a family. You two had adopted a boy that was named ' Cooper ' .

A very romantic and fluffy book eh? Now. Lets head on to the erotic ones.

_________________

If i remember it correctly... Poe only haves 3 or 5 books that are fluff and romantic while the others are erotic. 10 to 15 erotic books...

How bizarre.

How bizarre.

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-3rd person point of view.

Edgar Allan Poe... What a beautiful name, no? A tall handsome man, such cute features, his waist so small, his eyes rolling back every time (Male name) thrust in him. The timid mans eyes always capture his lovers attention.

(Male name) always loved his eyes, those eyes looking at him, those eyes covered by poe's hair, those beautiful violent eyes that someday he will gouged out of those eye socket of his. He tried to test his waters and asked poe what he would do if he would have gouged his eyes out during intimacy. Poe supringly, didn't mind and agreed on the idea! He even said to keep his eye so it would remind (Male name) that por is always watching him.

With a bright and petite look comes with a messy mind and kinks.

(Male name) recently knew that poe is a masochist and a freak which is a good combination. He himself is a sadistic maniac too. How bloody romantic.

Maybe one day they will drank their bloods as a promise.

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-3rd person point of view.

Poe scribbled on his paper with karl clearly disturbed sitting on his shoulder reading the paper. You can almost feel like the raccoon said 'What the fuck'. Karl could not handle such gore anymore and jumped off poe's shoulder.

"Ah! Karl, where are you going? " poe halted his writing looking down at the raccoon.

"Rawr." Im getting the fock out of here away from your twisted ass.

"Huh?! You we're reading my notes! " Poe blushed heavily, feeling embarrassed that his friend raccoon saw his sick mind.

"Rawr, rawr. " Of course i am, i got curious on what you were writing. And you were also panting. You're such a weirdo. Im telling (Male name).

"W—WAIT NO! KARL COME BACK HERE! "

And there goes the two bolting outside the office, karl went to start his journey on finding the man while Poe is starting his hunt;trying to find the small raccoon.

Little did they know that ranpo and (Male name) was behind poe all this time.

"Damn, i didn't know he had this in him. " Ranpo chewed on his lollipop looking at the paper poe had written.

"I definitely did not see this coming. " Ranpo snicker at him, ranpo took out his phone and took a picture of the paper .

"What are you going to do with that? " "Blackmail."

" Understandable. "

#poe #seme male reader #bungostraydogs #bsd #top male reader #dom male reader #dom reader #top reader #karl #edgar allan poe #ranpo #freak poe #hahahaha #gore #kinda yandere #kinda freaky

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

If you're still interested in having more headcannon ideas for quirk Izuku au, maybe have one where Izuku's quirk is similar to AFO's quirk? But he's not biologically related to him?

I AM S O SORRY THAT THIS TOOK ME A GODDAMN MONTH TO GET TO!!! SCHOOL AND MY BRAIN ARE FUCKED! BUT IT’S SPRING BREAK, I GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT, I AM IN A LONG CAR RIDE, AND I BROUGHT MY GODDAMN CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK BECAUSE MY PROFESSOR IS AN EVIL, CONDESCENDING BASTARD, SO LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO-

:)

So, izuku’s quirk is kind of like a mix of Monoma’s and AFO’s, where he can borrow someone’s quirk after a five finger tip activation, but while he’s copying it, they can’t use it. His time limit is 10 minutes per quirk and he can hold up to 20 at a time

Todoroki’s conspiracy theory senses are going crazy

Izuku is so tired

Please help him

He was ostracized and bullied as a kid for having a, “villainous” quirk

See. I’d love to say that he borrowed bakugou’s quirk before the U.A. Entrance exam, but I know he wouldn’t

He does borrow present mic’s though :)

Mic is watching through the screens and sees Voice being used. He is ✨shook✨

AND SO EXCITED TO SEE HOW THIS LITTLE LISTENER IS GOING TO UTILIZE HIS QUIRK

Dude, this quirk would practically be perfect for izuku! He’s so good at quirk analysis and he was so excited when his quirk manifested

He gets to understand and utilize several quirks through the use of his own????? That is so cool!!!!!

Inko was so excited for him! She was so proud of her son’s analysis talent when he was just a 4 year old, and as he grows, it just gets more impressive!

She’s also distressed that most of the world doesn’t see how good izuku is, but she’ll be there for him in any way she can be!

Fuck Aldera middle. All my homies hate Aldera middle

Aizawa is so shook when he first sees izuku using Voice as well though. He’s just, “hizashi, did you have a child you never spoke of???” No, shouta, he did not

It’s even better the first time izuku borrows Aizawa’s quirk

The man is quaking

Okay though, if Monoma were to copy izuku’s quirk, he would be so mad😭 this class A bastard got his quirk just more powerful?! Asshole!

But I also think Monoma, shinsou, and izuku would be naturally protective of one another in this U.A. Due to all the bullying they faced for having “villainous” quirks

The chaos those three would get up to

I love it so much

No, but just,,, the entire izucrew being unhinged is so important to me🥹

Whenever someone is quirkist towards one of them, the others are out for blood. Mainly izuku and Uraraka. I love them so much. They just

IZUKU HAVING FRIENDS WHO LET HIM BORROW THEIR QUIRKS😭😭😭😭

Mic 1000% asks to see his analysis notes

I am of the belief that mic is a quirk theory nerd. This is very important to me and I will not be proven wrong.

Mic being izuku’s mentor? Is this partially because I need dadmic to survive and I project onto izuku? We’ll never know!

But dude, just. He’s so supportive and he canonically has a 5/5 intelligence, and he cares so much, I’m so fyvubjnyfrstgugyg

Imagine all might working with izuku who has this quirk though. He’d be so shook

“Young Midoriya, have you heard of a story of two brothers-“

And izuku 10000% starts talking theories, but no, like he told Shouto and Aizawa-sensei, he is not related to the infamous super villain, please stop asking

Imagine izuku borriwing AFO’s quirk though? Would all the quirks AFO stole go with it or would it be like a clean slate? And if izuku borrowed his quirk and stole someone’s quirk while using it, would he be able to keep them or would it transfer back to AFO when izuku’s quirk ran out of time? I need answers

Toru asks izu to borrow her quirk a few times though! She’s so excited to be able to be seen again! Even only for 20 minutes!

He helps Shouto gain control over his fire as well! And helps Tokoyami with dark shadow!

They’re all such lads 😭

But after he goes pro, izuku helps start the movement to protect and help people with “villainous” quirks, no quirks, and just generally frowned upon

He speaks out on the bullying he faced and so does Monoma! I’d say shinsou does, too, but I think it’s just the unanimous assumption that he’s going underground, but who knows!

Inko is so proud

Mic is so proud

Aizawa is so proud

Nezu is so proud

I’m so proud 😭

Mina and kiri are also big in this and kiri talks about his experiences

Mina, kiri, izuku, and Monoma get permission to have anti-bullying seminars at U.A.

Izuku is super nervous to do public speaking, but Mina, kiri, and, in his own way, Monoma help hype him up

Monoma also needs a slight pep talk, but tries to play it off like he’s doing everyone a favor

He is. You’re doing great, Monoma, ya funky lil shit, I love you so much 😭

Izuku finally having friends after the hell that was Aldera is so important to meeeee

People who stand up for him when bakugou is being an asshole!?!?!? Aaaaaaaa

Izuku’s hero suit would have to be super versatile and mei is so excited to work on it and plan with him

Sorry this is so short, but I hope you liked it!!!!!!!

Thank you so much for the ask, I love this so much! It would be such a good quirk for izuku! Like, his analysis skills would just be turned up times ten because he’d be able to use other people’s quirks and he’s just be able to geek out about it, and he’d be so excited 😭

#this is so important to me #bnha #mha #izuku problem child midoriya #feral izuku #quirk au #izuku quirk au #midoirya izuku #todoroki shouto #tokoyami fumikage #uraraka ochako #dad mic #hizashi yamada #inko midoriya #monoma nieto #shinsou hitoshi #aizawa shōta #all might #kirishima eijirou #mina ashido #mei hatsume

[warrioreowynofrohan]

Wildfell Weekly - Chapter 16, “The Warnings of Experience”

We’re finally up to Helen’s section of the narration!

One of the first things that stands out, and is done very well, is how much younger Helen sounds at the beginning of her diary than the Helen Graham whom we have met through Gilbert’s chapters. She’s 18, and you can tell even from the start that she myst have gone through a lot to go from the person she is at 18 to the person she is while living in Wildfell Wall - her older self is wiser, sadder, more jaded about the world, slower to trust people.

A second thing, that I only noticed on one of my more recent readings, is how much subtext there is beneath Helen’s aunt’s advice.

Example 1:

And this is no subject for jesting, Helen—I am sorry to see you treat the matter in that light way. Believe me, matrimony is a serious thing.” And she spoke it so seriously, that one might have fancied she had known it to her cost

Example 2:

“I have heard your uncle speak of young Mr. Huntingdon. I’ve heard him say, ‘He’s a fine lad, that young Huntingdon, but a bit wildish, I fancy.’ So I’d have you beware.”

“What does ‘a bit wildish’ mean?” I inquired.

“It means destitute of principle, and prone to every vice that is common to youth.”

“But I’ve heard uncle say he was a sad wild fellow himself, when he was young.”

She sternly shook her head.

Example 3: Mr. Wilmot, an older man who wants to marry Helen and who Helen says his wicked and her aunt allows “is no saint,” is a friend of her uncle’s.

Based on all this, I suspect that the marriage between Helen’s aunt and uncle is not a happy one for her aunt, and that her aunt regrets marrying him and wants to save Helen from a similar mistake. However, the very fact of that presents obstacles to her attempts to advise Helen, like in the second example, when Helen deflects her aunt’s criticism of Mr. Huntingdon by comparing him to her uncle. It would have been considered completely unacceptable, in the time in which this story is set, for Helen’s aunt to openly criticize her uncle to her, so her aunt can’t talk about it outright, and had to stick to speaking of principles rather than concrete examples.

Her aunt is very worried - so worried that, despite her own statement that Helen needn’t be in any hurry to marry, she pushes Helen towards an older and tedious suitor whom Helen detests. This backfires: it is what lets Huntingdon get a foothold, because he seems so much more pleasant company in comparison. And her aunt makes her position even more frustrating by equating Mr. Boarham’s lack of active vice with the possession of virtue (“Upright, honourable, sensible, sober, respectable!”). And that characterization may not be right even in a limited sense. I would say that a man who can’t tell when a woman is openly uninterested in him and even actively dislikes him - even when she is being blunt about it! - is not sensible, and there’s also Helen’s description of him as “narrow-minded and bigoted in the extreme”.

On a separate note, I was very struck by the fact that Helen virtually quotes the modern-day memetic phrase (“You don’t have all the facts!” - “I love him”)

Her counsels may be good, as far as they go—in the main points at least;—but there are some things she has overlooked in her calculations. I wonder if she was ever in love.

Which, I think, is sufficient commentary on that phrase in itself.

What else to discuss? Well, here’s our first look at Mr. Huntingdon.

A gentleman stood by, who had been watching our conference for some time, evidently much amused at my companion’s remorseless pertinacity and my manifest annoyance, and laughing to himself at the asperity and uncompromising spirit of my replies. At length, however, he withdrew, and went to the lady of the house, apparently for the purpose of asking an introduction to me, for, shortly after, they both came up, and she introduced him as Mr. Huntingdon, the son of a late friend of my uncle’s. He asked me to dance. I gladly consented, of course; and he was my companion during the remainder of my stay, which was not long, for my aunt, as usual, insisted upon an early departure.

I was sorry to go, for I had found my new acquaintance a very lively and entertaining companion. There was a certain graceful ease and freedom about all he said and did, that gave a sense of repose and expansion to the mind, after so much constraint and formality as I had been doomed to suffer. There might be, it is true, a little too much careless boldness in his manner and address, but I was in so good a humour, and so grateful for my late deliverance from Mr. Boarham, that it did not anger me.

“He was not officious at all, aunt: he never attempted to help me, till he saw Mr. Boarham coming to do so; and then he stepped laughingly forward and said, ‘Come, I’ll preserve you from that infliction.’ ”

I suspect that Mr. Huntingdon has chosen the target of his affections deliberately - he knows he will be more appealing in contrast to a suitor that she is rebuffing, and as a result he expects that he will be able to get away with more.

#wildfell weekly #the tenant of wildfell hall #helen graham

[vergess]

Okay okay okay.

For wrapped, obligatory ones first:

4, 14, 44, 64, 69

Then, for me: 11

Ahahahahaha, this is great, this year's wrapped is WAY more full of weird stuff than last year's. Strap in lads, we're diving deep!!!

Number 4: Love After You by Madds Buckley

Number 14: Dust Bowl by @phemiec

Number 44: Beatriz, Guitar arrangement by Sergio Assad, played by Plinio Fernandez

64: Mozart's String Quartet in C Major, Number 4, played by the Jerusalem Quartet

69: Little Big Boy by Madds Buckley (again!! She really makes up like half my wrapped this year)

11: My Love is Sick by (drumroll please) Madds Buckley

This seems like a great time to remind you all that Madds buckley's newest album, My Love is Sick, is absolutely 100% no question my album of the year. No fucking contest. YES that includes the Janelle Monae one (which is second place to be clear), I'm SORRY but I am a sucker for a lovesick concept album and this one is just banger after banger you HAVE to listen to it.

If you have a vinyl player, there's even this glorious gold drip vinyl run:

#Asks #Answered asks #arionwind #Madds Buckley #Spotify Wrapped #Youtube Recap

[chrimsonfoxdon]

Would you be willing to rank the konoha 12 from worst to best?

Actually yes I would LMAO!! I assume you mean like… my own personal favorites between the konoha 12, rather than something like which I think are the strongest.

I do wanna also state that I don’t hate or dislike any of the konoha 12, in fact I kinda like them all?? So please don’t think that I don’t like the lower rated characters. But if I have to rank them, from least favorite to most favorite… (list under the cut!)

12. Shino Aburame

(Sorry tumblr limits me to only 10 images so the lower ranked ones aren’t getting pics I’m sorry)

I… I just don’t really feel that attached to him?? I’m sorry 🫠 his insect and bug abilities can be pretty neat tho.

11. Kiba Inuzuka

It’s kinda a similar thing as Shino. Just not that attached to him as I am to other characters. He does have a dog though, which is almost always a positive point for me not gonna lie.

10. Ino Yamanaka

She also just doesn’t leave much of an impression on me in general. I’m kinda sad that her jutsu is just… kinda lacking?? BUT she seems like she’d be a good friend and fun to hang out with. Also she’s pretty.

9. Sasuke Uchiha

Fun fact when I first started watching Naruto he was my favorite during the land of waves arc! But then we saw Team Gai and the way I threw him to the side SO FAST 😭😂 I do still kinda think he’s a jerk for abandoning all the people who care about him for power. Is it because I take the Sasuke retrieval arc personally?? Maybe. BUT he was right about the konoha elders. In general I just find him very fun to bully. But I GUESS he’s strong and such…

8. Naruto Uzumaki

He’s the main character so I feel like he just gets points with us just being exposed to him the most in the series. I do find it kinda harder to like… I don’t know, be attached to him the farther in Shippuden we get. I guess it’s cuz of the constant power creep, but that’s more of a shonen issue than anything to me. Rewatching the series as an adult, his backstory definitely breaks my heart 🥺 poor kid just wants to be loved and doesn’t understand why the village hates him. It’s hard not to root for him honestly. I cried when he became hokage even though I wasn’t watching the series at the time I can’t lie.

7. Sakura Haruno

I used to not like her much, but that’s cuz Kishi can’t write women let’s be honest. I’ll always be super impressed with her growth as a ninja herself, particularly as a medical ninja. The Kazekage Rescue Arc really shows how amazing she can be and what she’s capable of. I loved her fight with Sasori. I also relate to her constantly wanting to catch up to her teammates and just feeling like dead weight. Girlie I love you and you deserve happiness 💖

6. Hinata Hyuga

SHE’S A SWEET GIRL SHE’S DOING HER BEST SHE’S TRYING TO FIND HER PLACE IN THE WORLD AND I!!! SUPPORT THIS GIRL!!! She’s also super cute with one of the best designs in the series. Her fighting Pain is so emotional like. She’s risking her life for the guy she loves and admires most in the world. I gotta give her props for that. She’s not the strongest obviously, but I do enjoy her character a lot.

5. Shikamaru Nara

My brother’s favorite, so I feel a lot of secondhand happiness about Shikamaru!! His shadow jutsu is… well, basic, but very versatile (I kinda wish ino’s jutsu got a similar treatment). His strategies make him a really fun character to watch from start to finish. His arc with Hidan was so cool. Very good character in my opinion.

4. Choji Akamichi

Ok so not gonna lie he’d probably rank lower on my list when I was younger, but again, rewatching as an adult I just love the guy!! He’s such a kind soul and works to protect his friends. His backstory also just kinda speaks to me as a kid who was often excluded from activities with my peers (sometimes also cuz of my size). I’m so glad he found shikamaru and is best friends with him. He deserves so much love. He’s a good lad!

3. Rock Lee

GODDDDDDD HIS CHARACTER IS SO GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!! I remember liking him even as a kid, but now that I’m older, it’s just amplified. To see someone with uh… no natural talent whatsoever get so far as a shinobi is just so satisfying to see, especially since I can relate nowadays. If anything, seeing him struggle and still fight for what he believes in has made a bigger impact on me now than when I was younger. I REALLY wish he had more fights though. Fights where he won mainly on his own. Also his fight with Gaara in the chunin exams is ICONIC YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND THE WEIGHT SCENE CHANGED MY 9-YEAR-OLD BRAIN CHEMISTRY!!!

2. Tenten

I!!! LOVE!!! THIS!!!! GIRL!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!! There’s just something about how her strategy is to overwhelm her opponents with so many powerful ninja weapons that just… speaks to me. Her design is cute, I find her personality fun, and she’s my favorite female Naruto character. I wanna be her friend so bad. Also her journey in letting go of a childhood dream just… HMMMMM SPEAKS TO MEEEEEE as a very depressed adult. She makes me smile and laugh and cry and I just want her to know how amazing and special she is. She’s… a 10/10 😎

1. Neji Hyuga

WOOOW OMG WHAT A SHOCK RIGHT??? Man what can I say about Neji that I haven’t already. He just really awakened something in me way back in the day, and he still occupies my mind to this day. I think there’s just something about seeing a character suffering quietly for so long and taking it out on others (and himself) grow into a person who tries to better himself and look more so on the bright side of life, despite what life has thrown at him. (Again that’s kinda something that means more to me as an adult than when I was a kid) he deserves so much love and happiness and I am so proud of him Neji Hyuga I love you so much

#chit chat #naruto #konoha 12

[noelle666]

Ship/Kiss Challenge - Aloth Corfiser/femWatcher (pale elf)

Original post with all options

15. ... passionately

Note - I am not fluent at any type of English dialects (which could be a solution for Iselmyr's speech), so she will speak, well, normally. But I'll try something anyway (try to use all the info I can get about Hylspeak too).

Note 2 - yes, all my female characters have a name "Noelle" and they all have the same temper but may have different appearance.

Note 3 - There might be some spoilers and some OOC.

"Oi, lad, yer thinkin' too loud, y cannot sleep. Stop it. Ye only do is thinkin' an' thinkin'. Where's the action?"

"When the proper moment comes. When I am ready!"

"Ye never be ready, lad, covered with all the books ye have. That lass is waiting for ye. Get yer arse up and go to her cabin. Now!"

"She is probably sleeping already".

"Ye know she's not, ye can see a light. And ye know she, for sure, is busy with somethin'. Prolly with some scrolls or notes. Ye two bookworms! I'm surprised one of ye was initiative enough (and, course, 'twas her. She's braver than ye!)"

"Stop. Right. Now!"

Aloth was lying on a bed within a belly of a ship which was swinging steadily on the waves. His mind was swallowed by thoughts about one person - about The Watcher, the young woman who, it seems, found a key to his heart. Her white hair, the colour so pure even the clearest snow can be envious, her grey eyes, her pale skin which sometimes looked like a pearl when sunlight gently touched her face... It was difficult not to look at this precious being when she was near. And even harder not to embrace her, to touch her and...

The elf shaked his head to get rid of innapropriate (as he thought) ideas but the other soul within him grabbed this thin thread and starded pushing him towards expressing feelings and making real actions. Otherwise Iselmyr would've taken control over his body and bring his "sorry arse" herself to the Watcher's cabin. After figuring out this confrontation might've ended up into a physical fight and waken up the whole crew, Aloth gathered all his will and made his decision.

The wizard quetly came closer to Noelle's cabin and looked in: the elf woman was sitting at her table covered with books, notes and scrolls. She was reading a thin book which cover was almost destroyed and making notes on a piece of paper. Aloth nocked at a wall.

"You cannot sleep? Feel sea sick?" - pale elf woman looked up from book and smiled to her night guest.

"Oh, no, no, I merely saw a light and thought, well..."- the wizard rubbed his neck nerviously and smiled in responce, - "I thought if you stayed up this late maybe you are busy with something which may need some help. So here I am".

"Oh, this? Nothing serious. I am trying to sort all what Eder and me saved from Caed Nua and find if there are any foliants which could be useful for our hunt for Eothas. But I've found nothing important so far, we already know everything what is written in these books. Only Eothas himself may provide the information we need. And other gods, although..."

"What's the matter?"

"I would prefer to limitate my interactions with them".

"Understandable. Especially knowing they are not gods at all..."

The Watcher stood up from chair and started streching her stiffed neck and back. She then sat on her bed and invited Aloth to sit nest to her with gesture.

"Can I speak freely with you?" - she asked.

"But of course!"

"I... don't know what to do. You know I was a priestess of Eothas. Well, at some point I still am. I believe in compassion, I believe there is always hope for everyone and everything. I believe every person has a light but some hide it or switch it off because they lost their way. As a faithful servant of him my goal would be to go with him and help. But knowing what he is supposed to do... I want to understand him. I want to stop his plan, yes, but I feel the first thing I must do is to understand. But the more questions I ask the closer it bring us to the conclusion of Eothas' work. Something tells me that there is more hidden in his thoughts, maybe there is a way to convince him, but the others... They want him to be destroyed. And I..."

Young woman looked lost: being the Watcher, being killed by the god she worshipped, even by an accident, being the one whose role is to stop this rogue god... Wasn't it enought for one small mortal, who merely wanted to have a peaceful life? Noelle chuckled.

"Forgive me, Aloth. Here I am, sitting on a ship, whining about my life. An interesting and bright life, some may say".

The elf took Noelle's hand; he wanted to say something but words couldnt form into his mind. The only thing he could do is to embrace her.

"Thank you. Your company brings peace to my soul".

Aloth looked into woman's grey eyes.

"I am alway happy to help you if you need it".

"Lad, what did y told ye?"

An annoying voice appeared again in the wizards head making the elf squint and sigh.

"... Iselmyr?" - Noelle was familiar with Aloth's behaviour when the old soul of Iselmyr, the most ferocious elven woman she ever met, manifested herself. They were familiar, and after the feelings betwween Aloth and Noelle appeared, the elven wizard warned his beloved that she may act as an intrusive neighbour. So far she was a silent observer and haven't interrupted their conversations. Tonight was something different.

"Sorry, me kind wif, needed to remind tis wee bookworm 'bout somethin'. Now off y go!" - said Iselmyr with Aloth's mouth.

"Forgive me! And her..."

"Don't apoligize. If I hadn't knew you both..." - Noelle chucked.

"Well, it seems I helped you to get rid of heavy thoughts. Ahem, "we" helped you. So... I guess it is time for me to come back and for you to sleep at least a little".

"Thank you, Aloth, for taking care about me", - Noelle softly kissed the wizard and ran her fingers through his long dark hair.

The elf stood up and made several steps towards the exit but stopped; he squinted again, not because his "neighbour" showed up again, but because he didn't want to leave. Noelle told him some time ago she won't demand of him anything, knowing how difficult it is for someone who spent the most part of his life alone and hid some details of his past and, more importantly, his Awakening... but no more. Aloth turned around, he noticed the Watchers' questioning gaze; the elf once again sat on Noelle's bed, he pulled her towards himself and kissed. Such action was unexpected, but the pale elf woman, surprisingly did not pushed her beloved. The wizard embraced the woman, he put all the passion, all the feelings into a kiss but still remained careful not to scare or not to squeeze her too tightly. After they lips separated, Noelle looked into Aloth's eyes.

"Iselmyr, is it you?"

The question was not nesessary and the Watcher already knew the answer, but decided to ask anyway.

"It. Is. I".

Noelle pulled Aloth closer, and then they both ended up lying on a bed trying to be more opened to each other.

#pillars of eternity #aloth corfiser #fanfiction #fanfic #poe watcher

[miintsprigz]

Ohio RTC live-blogging

I watched the Saturday stream, and I documented my thoughts because hyperfixation goes brrrr

HEADS UP

there was a lot of ableism in the chat (I do discuss what it entails below so you’ve been warned) so I was distracted at the end of the stream

-Karnak’s frantic tone during the accident + freeze frame moment, very cool

-them holding up the prizes

-Constance’s mumbled “sorry”

-post-possession Noel and Mischa stuff is so good (the o.e face and shoulder shake)

-I don’t like Ricky’s disability being stolen again, but I do like the fact that they’re happy that he’s happy, seems to be “bro”ing it up with Mischa a bit, I do love that

-JANE! (OVERANALYZES LIKE CRAZY) The way she tips her head a lot like it doesn’t fit her body comfortably. She sounds so timid…awww, honey…she moves a bit like her body is off-balance from the new head, I love the details

-I see evidence of platonic (at least) spacedolls already. Ricky waved at Jane!!!

-BREASTMILK CHEESE SANDWICH EATING BLEGH

-even in the “ocean’s life” segment Jane’s movements are just a BIT off. I think it’s cool when the Jane is taller in the cast, makes me think of a Barbie/pos

Poor gal seems real uncomfy in those lenses tho, can’t blame her

-all of the cast looks like they’re having the time of their life

-Mischa’s mannerisms are already cracking me up

-I am appreciating Noel very much in this production tbh, very sharp-tongued and excellent emoting in the face

-Jane’s delivery of That One Line (I hear it gives you an—)

-despite the small theatre and tech limits because of that, they really do well getting the point across with the props

-gosh props to Noel that change takes too long even in the main show, but he works it

-RICKY’S LIL SHIMMY IN THE BEGINNING OF NOEL’S LAMENT AND HE SEEMS TO ACTUALLY BE PLAYING ACCORDION!!!

-CAN ALL MISCHAS EVERYWHERE STOP BEING SO PRETTY, RESPECTFULLY!!

-THAT NOIR FILM IN THE BACK, I LOVE!

-ngl I’m in love with this Ricky

-these dances are so fun!

-not a ton of Nischa in here with the end of the lament but—

-Constance’s “w h y” after the F word joke

-B O N S O I R

-them adding improv in ESGAL is a bit silly, but oh, RuPaul ref. That blindsided me lol

-RICKY AND JANE ARE GROOVING TO MISCHA’S INTRO TOGETHER AWWWW THEYRE HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!

-they seem to be sort of un-possessed in TSIA, and Mischa seems a bit more friendly in this production so I think that fits decently

-RICKY HAS A LOW RANGE HEYYYY (Debby Ryans)

-I love how they try to make it like he can’t remember his rap—or can he actually not remember? Either way they played it off like it was on purpose and I appreciate that

-interesting how Jane’s a stand-in for Talia, cuz she could be anyone, she’s a blank body sorta

-I love the dances so so much, how they seem to be fencing Mischa in, and HE SINGS SO WELL, they did their best with the projector and got it across

-The way he just SITS DOWN AWWWW HON HE LOOKS SO SAD

-NOEL AND MISCHA HUG? NOEL AND MISCHA HUG!!!! AWWWWW IM CRYIN they seem so genuine about that whole part! person I’ve tagged said they noticed Mischa is audibly crying for quite a bit, poor dear

-again, Mischa encourages Ricky, I appreciate this! They see the Ricky and Mischa friendship supremacy!!!

-Mischa and Jane acting like generally strange parents and tHE FAKE ACTION SCENES which I genuinely think should have been in the original

-the implication that zolar daydreams came from food poisoning, this poor lad, I know it’s not exclusive to this version but dang

-this Ricky is just very captivating, I think this is a part that takes a lot of…uhhh, chutzpah, to play

-(sees Jane being a very passionate kitty) … (adds to spacedolls evidence folder)

-hehe I love that Mischa is Count Dogula

-also that black hole sound frequency reference made me so happy (“68 octaves below the middle C”)

-this Mischa has ADHD imo and I live for it

-AW JANE HAS SUCH A TINY MEMORY BOX. …big enough for a head. Cruel.

-they really worked with what they had for the background on Jane’s song. The way she blends into the scenery fits. That’s what she’s been doing this whole show. Also her trying so hard to grab her memory box and it’s always out of reach ;A;

-HER VOICE IS EXCELLENT this is impressing me in a bigger way than I thought it would

-the shadows moving!!! the way she can kind of recall knowing them, but not enough to know their faces or names

-the circling with the lights does make me think she’s falling, and the fact that she’s holding an umbrella…and sounds like she’s crying at the end…she’s so alone dude, I care her

-that last note was like a final scream

-Noel and Jane interaction!!! something I never see!!! I love it!

-Ricky is so gentle with Jane ;-;

-THEYRE HAVING FUN!!! SO CUTE!!!

-(chat is ableist about someone either ticcing, stimming, or having a meltdown in the audience and distracts me)

-Sugarcloud was excellent sorry I was too busy being full of rage

-Piano go breaking noises

-“you will soar to great heights” o u c h

-THE GROUP HUG AND THE BACKWARDS ROLLERCOASTER SOUNDS

-AW CONSTANCE AND OCEAN AND RICKY AND NOEL SPINNING EACH OTHER

-MISCHA AND NOEL DANCING!

-THEYRE SO HAPPY

-ACAPELLA DREAM OF LIFE WITH GROUP HUG HITS REALLY DIFFERENTLY

Do I have criticism? Uhhh well it wasn’t perfect but hey, from what I saw they didn’t have a ton to work with (nobody’s fault there) and they used their resources well.

I also constantly have to remind myself of the fact that this show has a cast of at most eight people acting, and it makes sense that it’s difficult to remember all of your lines, and the fact that everybody has a solo song!!!

I dream of some day playing an alto Jane, although I doubt it will ever happen, but I’m not sure I’m talented enough to do with this cast attempted

Also frick the people in chat who were being jerks about that audience member. git gud, Ricky would hate you you’re breaking the one rule

#ride the cyclone musical #rtc #ride the cyclone #rtc ohio #ocean o'connell rosenberg ride the cyclone #mischa rtc #noel rtc #ricky potts ride the cyclone #jane doe rtc #jane doe ride the cyclone #ricky rtc #mischa bachinski #constance blackwood ride the cyclone #noel gruber #tw ableism #tw tics #tw meltdown

[thewolfisawake]

Ceilidh had returned to the library to find it was not empty. She prepared to start her spiel as to how she could assist. However the words halted when she noticed the visitor in full.

He was reading from the history section. Though it was flitting, she was sure he was actually reading them. Amusement seemed to grace his features. Ceilidh normally wouldn't mind someone that wanted to browse the library...since it was ever rare that anyone bothered with it. But is it not a little strange for the Unseelie king to be wandering the Seelie library?

"Your Majesty, welcome to the Alcove of Prose," Ceiliidh greeted with a curtsy, "I apologize, I was not made privy to your desire to visit here. I would have prepared properly."

"So formal, dinnae pay me any mind," he said, "but ah tend tae be intent on learning no matter where ah gan. Yet ah widnae ask Camhlaidh tae extend himself further fir the sake of a visit. Shattered lad, innit he? So ah wandered doon myself."

"Unattended?"

"Och aye, my generals dae hae interests outside of me," he chuckled. Risteard likely off negotiating his poisons. Solanine seeking whatever pretty things strike her fancy. And his Bheinnan, he deserved his rest, "but Ceilidh if I recall correctly, dae you tend tae this place yourself?"

"There are those that do physical maintenance but for the most part it does fall on the Scribe to maintain the Alcove, yes," Ceilidh said, "so I can recommend some Seelie literature if is so pleases you. However, I would like to ask for permission from His Majesty on allowing you to peruse the historical records."

Balmoral raised a brow, "Haw, so reading aboot the fun you a' goat into is off-limits? Fir wye?"

Saying 'because you could be an enemy' would not be the move to make. However, she couldn't prove that the man would do anything with the history. It likely held no advantage to him but if he wanted it, Ceilidh had reason to be unsure. Part of her wondered why should she care, it wasn't as though her king cared about what she was up to. Nor had he asked her of anything unlike his gentry. But yet she straightened as she said:

"......I have yet to finish transliterating our records. So they are incomplete and thus not acceptable to show to our guests. Especially an esteemed one such as yourself, Your Majesty, I am terribly sorry."

Canny lass, Balmoral thought. At least Camhlaidh has some interesting characters to surround himself, "Course, though when you finish ah would hope tae hae a chance tae read. Your prose is quite beautiful yet mensely informative."

Ceilidh flushed. No one had ever complimented her work before. Much less encapsulate her intent so easily. She stuttered, "You f-flatter me. I...I simply try my best."

"And your best is quite the feat. Of course ah cannae check a'thing within your collection...but the few historical records ah was able tae read, you are wan responsible fir its continued legacy. And ah bet if ah checked much of em, they're penned by your loving haun," Balmoral remarked.

He met the gaze of the Scribe as he informed, "Ah'm interested in an archivist like you, Ceilidh. While my haun with the kingdom is young, ah hope tae have it endure much like the Seelie has. But because of the conflicts much of our pasts are scattered. And it's better tae have a record fir despite our long-lived selves, the mind does nae always remain so keen and unfortunately with some in the Unseelie, they do nae last as long as they like to believe."

"Including yourself, Your Majesty?" Ceilidh questioned. Maybe he was trying to get someone to write nicely about his reign? She didn't like the idea of that and found it brazen of him if he did. However she wanted to get a read on his intention. Yet not once so far has he stalled or stuttered from the draw of a lie. So he had to be speaking something true in all this speak...but she wanted to know if he'd spill a little more.

"Noo you've goat it," he grinned, "ah'm nae so arrogant tae believe ah can rule fir eternity but ah aim tae build something thon'll last thon long. In whatever form ah can manage. A' this blether to simply say: if ever it interests you, the Unseelie does have a place fir you. And while ah dinnae necessarily have gentry tae begin with, as ah said, your best is quite a feat. And ah prize highly--and reward highly--those thon are good at whit they dae."

He placed the book back in its proper place as he said, "Of course, if you are content here. If you are happy here, then ah widnae force you tae leave. But ah would like tae put forward thon you have options, Ceilidh Ìomharach. Ah hope you might be able tae visit the Unseelie tae see if it suits your tastes. Consider it willnae ya?"

With that, Balmoral moved past the stunned woman. She was not expecting that. Were the Unseelie all as strange as him? Or was there some kind of game she hadn't caught onto? Either way...she'd just been given a job offer. Oh, her father would have a fit...and it was something she'd have to bring up to His Majesty.......joy.

#writings #{Ceilidh Drabbles #{Balmoral Drabbles #this took place back with the Seelie/Unseelie meeting #Ceilidh did put together that Balmoral had no real reason #for coming down to the library #since he likely would've found it before she even got there #And Bal is honestly mixing his natural flirtiness with being serious #The flirtiness just to mess with Ceilidh #but his penchant for sniffing out talent struck again #when I say #I have so many convos #that I haven't put down properly #they are ranging in times

[serenums]

— the journey back home (home is where the heart is) ch. 2

Naleidea recounts how Wrathion and Anduin came to join in the expedition’s adventures in Stormwind, and the Dragon Isles. A snippet.

‘Uh, s-sorry?’

‘I asked if you’re a healer,’ she repeated, unfazed. ‘Are you alright, lad? Not afraid of boat rides, are you? It’s a long way from Stormwind to the Dragon Isles!’ she belly-laughed. Somehow, her demeanor alone was enough to snap Anduin out of it, if only slightly, and he smiled in response. He forced himself to lower his hand.

‘Yes ma’am, I am a healer. And not a problem, no. I’m looking forward to being a part of the Dragonscale Expedition, miss…?’

‘Toddy Whiskers, but none of that ‘miss’ stuff! Just call me Toddy. And you are…?’

Uh… ‘J… Je... rek. Jerek.’ His cheeks burned. He had no idea where that name came from. I mean, who even comes up with a name like that? Derek with a ‘J’? It’d clearly been far too long since he’d spoken with anyone that wasn’t himself, and his social skills might’ve been rustier than he’d like to admit.

‘Jerek…?’ Toddy frowned, but quickly recovered, not wanting her new recruit to get offended and abandon ship. ‘Well, that’s a unique name for a unique fellow. Welcome aboard, Jerek! Just sign these papers and we’ll be off in half an hour.’ Toddy stepped onto the ship and headed towards the crewmates, no doubt to help them get started to leave, while Anduin read the papers.

‘The Dragonscale Expedition Contract

We decline any and all responsibility over accidents due to unforeseen events, such as, but not limited to: shipwrecks, hunter proto-dragons, banana-throwing marmonis—’ Marmonis? ‘—etc. Rules and guidelines to be respected within the expedition are as follow:…’

Anduin quickly read it over, noting nothing out of the ordinary, except for a few unknown words, but he signed. He looked at the deck, full of researchers and adventurers like him: all eager to learn, live, and get away, though none knew what they were really getting into. Equal footing, he thought, much calmer than he was a few minutes ago.

‘All aboard the ship,’ the captain cried. ‘We set sail for the Dragon Isles!’ A cheer erupted from the crowd and Anduin couldn’t help but laugh. To think he was about to return to the Keep that same morning…

No, he wasn’t ready to go back to the throne. Not yet.

The Dragon Isles await.

you can read all about how wrathion & anduin came to, unknowingly, be in the same place at the same time after wrathion spent years looking for him! the entire chapter is on my ao3 @.sunglloss :~)

#i feel like an insta business owner promoting my fic LMFAO but i really just wanna know what ppl think🥹 #like i just wanna connect w ppl yk!! no way i’m the only one wondering what would happen if anduin & wrathion met on the dragon isles 😳 #jade.txt #wranduin #wrathion/anduin #jadesfic

[waitingforwinterwinds]

A Clash of Kings - 16 BRAN II (pages 221-237)

Bran continues his journey to come to grips with his physical limitations, gives people food for thought about the inheritance rights of bastards, and sits about listening to old men trying to keep the north running and preparing for winter.

-

"We were having a jape with Hodor," confessed Big Walder. "I am sorry if we offended Prince Bran. We only meant to be amusing." He at least had the grace to look abashed. Little Walder only looked peevish. "And me," he said. "I was only being amusing."

Not sure I care very much for the Walders. You notice neither actually apologised to Hodor, (even if he didn't understand what was going on) or actually to Bran, they were sorry for offending authority and even then only once they got in trouble for it, so they weren't really sorry for being a pair of asses, they were sorry they got caught.

"Can't you take a joke?" I can, but you haven't told one yet.

"A good lord comforts and protects the weak and helpless," he told the Freys. "I will not have you making Hodor the butt of cruel jests, do you hear me? He's a good-hearted lad, dutiful and obedient, which is more than I can say for either of you."

MVP Luwin back at it, this time bringing us a subtle but quality roast.

"Lord Bolton has never acknowledged the boy, so far as I am aware," Ser Rodrick said. "I confess, I do not know him." "Few do," she replied. "He lived with his mother until two years past, when young Domeric died and left Bolton without an heir. That was when he brought his bastard to the Dreadfort. -"

RIP Domeric, I hear you weren't complete trash, now excuse me... *rummages around in the storage trying to find the guillotine* I need to be ready for when that trash arrives.

Bran wanted to give the lady a hundred men to defend her rights, but Ser Rodrik only said, "He may look, but should he do more I promise you there will be dire retribution. You will be safe enough, my lady... though perhaps in time, when your grief has passed, you may find it prudent to wed again."

Hey, umm, Lady Hornwood is... she's the one who... brb, rethinking my stance on 'no human being deserves to be burnt alive'

Urgh, I'd suggest sending that trash and his smelly friend to a hell dimension, but there's a chance they'd still be the worst things there.

Finally all of the principal vassals of House Stark had been heard from save for Howland Reed the crannogman, who had not set foot outside his swamps for many a year, and the Cerwyns whose castle lay half a day's ride from Winterfell. Lord Cerwyn was a captive of the Lannisters, but his son, a lad of fourteen, arrived one bright, blustery morning at the head of two dozen lances. Bran was riding Dancer around the yard when they came through the gate. He trotted over to greet them. Cley Cerwyn had always been a friend to Bran and his brothers. "Good morrow, Bran," Cley called out cheerfully. "Or must I call you Prince Bran now?" "Only if you want." Cley laughed. "Why not? Everyone else is a king or a prince these days! -"

He seems nice. (genuine)

ngl, "should I call you Prince Bran" now just set off my brain: "What's your name?" "Darien." "Not for long! Soon you'll be Prince Darien. It's a big difference, you see."

#a clash of kings #a song of ice and fire #bran stark #a chapter a day reading #acok #asoiaf