#source: cunk on earth

[bruhseidon]

Dick, as Officer Grayson, being held as a hostage and was just interrogated: Alright, can we talk about something a bit more cheerful?

Y/N, a crimelord, the one responsible behind his situation: Anything you like.

Dick: …Do you like ABBA?

Y/N: I love ABBA.

Dick: Yeah?

Y/N: Yep.

Dick: What’s your favorite ABBA song?

Y/N: Dancing Queen.

Dick: Dancing Queen? Yeah. Yeah, it’s great, isn’t it? [starts singing “Dancing Queen” under his breath]

#batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #incorrect dc #dick grayson #dick grayson x reader #nightwing #nightwing x reader #officer grayson #criminal! y/n series #source: cunk on earth

[papermariosuggestion]

#paper mario #papermariosuggestion #paper mario 64 #paper mario ttyd #ttyd #source: cunk on earth #source: stryder7x

[hellishunicorn]

Incorrect OFMD, part 20

Lucius is a supportive friend

#source: cunk on earth #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd incorrect quotes #our flag means death incorrect quotes #edward teach #ed teach #blackbeard #lucius spriggs #philomena cunk #diane morgan #taika waititi #nathan foad #david jenkins

[number1abbasupporter]

James: can we talk about something a bit more cheerful?

Regulus: anything you like

James:

James: do you like ABBA?

#source: cunk on earth #i love that clip sm #let’s b fr i had to post something like this #i mean look at my username #marauders era #marauders #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #james x regulus #regulus x james #sunseeker

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: Was there a miniskirt for men? You know, like pants that just stopped under the 8alls?

John: No, there' wasn't as miniskirt for men

Vriska: That seems like a shame

John: For who?

Vriska: For men

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #john egbert #vriska serket #mod terezi #source: cunk on earth #they're discussing the history of humanity for context

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

Jessica: My son Paul invented a treadmill for his girlfriend's pet worm. The sketches were very convincing, considering he was on mushrooms... Mind you, the prototype did pull the worm's head off.

Jessica: Worst ending to a birthday party I've ever been to...

[From Cunk On Earth]

#my post #dune #dune part 2 #paul atreides #timothée chalamet #jessica atreides #rebecca ferguson #source: cunk on earth #cunk on earth #philomena cunk #diane morgan

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #15

Y/N on Earth!

Menace!Y/N: This is our planet.. Planet Earth, it’s a planet I’m literally on right now. And unless your watching this on a long-haul flight or while falling off a building, chances are, you are too

Menace!Y/N: This is the incredible story of how humankind transformed our world from being a load of pointless nature like this (Gestures to a forest) to full of modern things like this (Gestures to a city), and how we did it using nothing more and it’s hands

Menace!Y/N: …And it’s imagination, and also tools, and electricity, and the internet

Menace!Y/N: It’s a journey that will take me across to very corner of the globe mortal and travel restrictions would be allowed by the gods

Menace!Y/N: Getting up close to our species’ most stunning achievements (looking at a painting, a naked statue and a Theater showing ‘The Lion King’)

Menace!Y/N: And I’ll be asking questions… (Looks at Loki) Who are you?

Menace!Y/N: To the gods, the leading academics, clevernauts and expertists, who will help me unlock the mystery of human civilization

Menace!Y/N: Why do they say it’s a mystery how the pyramids were built when it’s obviously just big bricks in a triangle?

The Gods:

Menace!Y/N: This is not just the story of the planet we live on. This is the story of the world we live on. Or both

Menace!Y/N: So join me, Y/N L/N, for a landmark look at the world we built together

Menace!Y/N (Dramatically): This is Y/N on Earth!

Adam+Valkyrie Sisters and Human Fighters:

Menace!Y/N is about to ruin the Gods whole career

#Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #Menace!Y/N might just be my new favorite Y/N #Source: Cunk on Earth #Y/N’s gonna make some Gods cry

[hneyteacup]

Sokka: So hang on, if I think therefore I am, what about other people?

Sokka: Do they think therefore they am? How can I tell if they're thinking therefore they am?

Sokka: Or am I just thinking they think therefore they am, but actually they're not real and I'm only thinking they am?

Sokka: Are you thinking therefore you am right now?

#sokka #atla #incorrect atla quotes #*pump up the jam playing in the background* #source: cunk on earth #avatar the last airbender #sokka’s first foray into philosophy

[incorrect-fairytail]

Levy, cheerfully: I’m descending into a cave to look at ancient cave drawings, not by accident or because I’m a wolf, but because the client specifically asked me to!

#source: cunk on earth #fairy tail incorrect quotes #fairy tail #levy mcgarden

[incorrectgreenwardenquotes]

trace: it's comforting, isn't it, to realize we don't have nuclear weapons these days?

nazeri: well, that depends on who you mean by "we." uh, the british have got nuclear weapons, and have recently indeed decided to increase the number of warheads that they possess

trace: yeah, but--but they're blanks, aren't they? they're full of blanks

nazeri: no, not at all. no, these are fully capable missile systems with nuclear warheads. many other states have them

trace:

nazeri: i'm afraid that nuclear war and the threat of nuclear destruction remains very much with us

trace:

trace:

trace, fighting back tears: ...right, can we talk about something a bit more cheerful

nazeri: anything you like

trace:

trace: ...do you like abba

nazeri: i love abba

trace: yeah?

nazeri: yeah

trace: what's your favorite abba song?

nazeri: dancing queen

trace: dancing queen! ...yeah, it's great, isn't it?

#greenwarden #trace #nazeri #source: cunk on earth

[incorrectdexhamiltonquotes]

Tung: I’m descending into a cave to look at ancient cave drawings, not by accident or because I’m a wolf, but because Dex specifically asked me to!

#source: cunk on earth #tung swampton #dex hamilton

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Jade: Which was more culturally significant—the Renaissance or Single Ladies by Beyoncé?

#night world #night world series #incorrect night world quotes #incorrect quotes #jade redfern #source: cunk on earth

[vaggietheangel]

Niffty:Some people have a sudden religious conversion don't they?

Charlie:Yes they do :)

Niffty:Like my mate Husk was driving to a poker game when a lorry crossed in front of him. He crashed into the back and everything went slomo. Husk who's never been religious in his life spoke to Jesus and said "if I survive this, I'll belive in you."

Niffty:He did survive, but he fractured his skull and broke both his legs. Why did Jesus do that to him?

Charlie:Well a lot of people bring up this question. If we belive in a good God then why is there so much-

Niffty:You see Husk never forgave him. He said "if I ever see christ he's a dead man".

Charlie:

#hazbin hotel #Niffty #Charlie hazbin hotel #Charlie Morningstar #husk #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source cunk on earth

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Theta Sigma Interviewing People for his Earth Project at the Academy Part 1

Theta Sigma: King Arthur came a lot, didn't he?

Poor human: I think you mean he's associated with the court of Camelot.

Theta: No, it definitely says here. 'King Arthur came a lot.' Do we know if he came a lot? Or like, just the same as the average man?

Human: ....The only evidence I have in that regard is that he's said to have one child.

----

Theta: The Victorians had horse-drawn buses, but you never see horses drawing anything these days.

Theta: When did they lose their ability to draw?

Human: When we talk about horse-drawn buses, we're not really talking about horses drawing buses.

----

Theta: Ancient people invented money to make life on Earth easier, but in doing so, they inadvertently invented capitalism, which is going to kill everyone.

----

Theta: Social media has been polarizing people, hasn't it? Like what's already happened to the bears.

Human: What bears?

Theta: Polar bears.

----

Theta: Which was more culturally significant: the Renaissance or 'Single Ladies' by Beyonce?

----

Theta: This is the famous Greenwich Marillion Line. I can be in the past and in the future with the present running right up through my middle bits.

----

Theta: But what was so great about Henry VIII? He had six wives, all called Catherine. He was a Catherineaholic. Or a Catholic, for short.

#source: philomena cunk #theta sigma #philomena cunk #doctor who #dw #classic who #dr who #dweu #doctor who expanded universe #doctor who eu #doctor who academy era #gallifreyan academy #academy era #that school project is really coming together innit #earth

[eggsaladstain]

i think about this bit a lot

Source: Cunk on Earth, Season 1 Episode 4

#cunk on earth #philomena cunk #diane morgan #gun control #bears #second amendment

[profeminist]

Source: "Cunk on Earth is a British mockumentary television series produced by Charlie Brooker. The series stars Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunk_on_Earth

#slavery #us history #american slavery #land of the free #united states #cunk on earth #diane morgan #charlie booker