#source: star trek ds9

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Eridan: listen fuckass, this is my bar and i'm gonna defend it

Equius: D-> really? and how do you plan to do that?

Eridan, plopping a gun case on the counter: wwith this

Equius: D-> you're going to hit them with a really long bo%?

Eridan: no quarterwwit, this houses the legendary wweapon ahab's crosshairs, arguably the deadliest rifle knowwn to troll

Eridan, opening the case: behold!

Equius, reading a scrap of paper in the box: D-> "dear ericlam, borrowed your laser pointer for pool night with the gills, will return it soon, feferi"

Equius: D-> "ps. glub glub glub 38D!"

Eridan: i wwill kill her

Equius: D-> with what?

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #eridan ampora #equius zahhak #feferi peixes #mod terezi #source: star trek ds9 #i don't know which is better #the image of feferi using a gun as a pool cue #or the sound of equius stoicly saying 'glub glub glub!'

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [72/?]

#Mobius M. Mobius #Loki #Loki series #Loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: star trek ds9 #MCU

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.

Sean: I hope that's just an impression.

Geoffrey: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Sean Hampton #Source: Star Trek ds9

[incorrectvermintide]

Kruber: That's a very personal question.

Kerillian: I'm sorry, but after seven lifetimes, impersonal questions aren't much fun anymore.

#source: star trek ds9 #markus kruber #kerillian #vermintide #vermintide 2 #warhammer vermintide #warhammer: the end times #warhammer fantasy #warhammer #incorrect vermintide quotes #incorrectvermintide

[allottavabassa]

Zoisite: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode. Endymion: I hope that's just an impression. Zoisite: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.

#incorrect sailor moon quotes #source: star trek ds9 #zoisite #prince endymion #sailor moon

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

Magnus: You disappoint me.

Dragonblade! Age Gunther: Don't expect me to lose any sleep over it.

#dragonblade jatd #jatd dragonblade #source: star trek ds9 #the breech family #magnus breech #gunther breech

[burnbrighterthanever]

"It's all true. Even the lies. Especially the lies."

- Iolithae Septimian, probably

#nobilis #iolithae septimian #incorrect nobilis quotes #source: star trek ds9 #stel speaks

[404sketches]

Wow how random that I happened to end up drawing Garak and Bashir at the same time. What a coincidence!

#also wow garak was a tough one #his face is super distinct and finnicky and the cardassian features are quite detailed and required simplification #and he's also a constant source of all those incredibly layered and intense expressions #no wonder I find him such a delight to watch on screen #bashir was naturally far more straightforward #ds9 #star trek ds9 #deep space nine #ds9 fanart #elim garak #garak #ds9 garak #julian bashir #dr bashir #ds9 bashir #deeeeefinitely not #garak x bashir #404 ds9posting #404 sketches

[punkbxt]

you all need to take worf as a bad father with the most MASSIVE grain of salt. klingons have been black caricatures from the beginning and worf being written as a bad father is one of those. imagine being dumped a kid you literally had no knowledge of having and then ur baby momma fucks off to all hell n dies or some shit like he doesnt know how to be a dad and he gets so much actual shit for it. being a parent on a starship is difficult especially when youre the spock* of your time

#*the main source for your species when it comes to interspecies relations #coincidentally on worf wednesday :( #like actually any time white ppl bring up worf being a bad father i want to rip your fingers off so you can never type anything ever again #worf rozhenko #commander worf #star trek ds9 #star trek tng

[incorrectgarashir]

Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Julian: But we lost Garak. Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

#miles o'brien #julian bashir #garak #star trek #ds9 #deep space nine #source: #red dwarf

[trektown]

Alcoholic drinks I think the DS9 cast would like:

Sisko: he’d like a good whiskey drink, probably an old fashioned

Jadzia: she’d crush Margaritas down at the replimat

Kira: hard seltzers (she could fuck up a white claw) or sangria

Bashir: gin and tonic or the occasional light beer

O’Brien: almost exclusively beer. Always orders a classic Guinness

Odo: Jack and Coke or a generic beer

Quark: he drinks pornstar martinis or vodka cranberries like the whore he is

Garak: absinthe or everclear. Absolutely insane liquor choices

#source? I’m a college student trust me bro #star trek #trekposting #star trek ds9 #star trek deep space nine #ds9 #deep space nine #ds9 crew #benjamin sisko #jadzia dax #kira nerys #julian bashir #miles o'brien #odo #quark #elim garak #alcohol

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Feferi: what's wrong?

John: he didn't touch the home plate!

Feferi: what do i do then??

Vriska: find him and kill him!

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #feferi peixes #john egbert #vriska serket #mod terezi #source: star trek ds9 #au in which they all play baseball but none of them know how to play baseball

[cunning-and-cool]

i think cardassian's should have a term of endearment that translates to "secret keeper"

#my source: vibes #the vibes are telling me. and have been for a month #star trek #deep space nine #ds9 #deep space 9 #cardassians #cardassia #elim garak #garak #garashir #because u know garak would call julian that. if only in his head.

[table-top-horror]

Now having watched most of Farscape I think I will make the bold claim and say that John Crichton has suffered more than jesus christ and Miles O'brien combined

#farscape #Sorry I don't make the rules #John Crichton #miles o'brien #Star trek #Ds9 #deep space nine #Jesus tag #My source: any 1 episode of farscape ever

[incorrectvermintide]

Saltzpyre: I find this hand-to-hand combat really quite distasteful.

Kerillian: I suppose you prefer the simplicity of an interrogation chamber?

Saltzpyre: You have to admit, it's much more civilized.

#source: star trek ds9 #victor saltzpyre #kerillian #vermintide #vermintide 2 #warhammer vermintide #warhammer: the end times #warhammer fantasy #warhammer #incorrect vermintide quotes #incorrectvermintide

[sg-done]

During some calamity off-world (ie. another day at the office):

Jack: Listen, Daniel, I've been thinkin' about this, I've come up with something. Daniel: Yeah? Jack: I'm gonna use my brains for the first time in my life. Daniel: Considering the circumstances... do you really think that's wise?

#jack o'neill #daniel jackson #star trek #ds9 #deep space nine #quote source: #red dwarf