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Merasmus: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Scout: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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The Narrator: How dare you mock me in such a manner?!
The Curator: Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests.
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Angel Dust: *shares a little bit about his family situation*
Alastor: ...Well shit, I don't know how to mock that. Oh Hell, that's never happened before!
Angel Dust: Well maybe this is something you don't need to mock.
Alastor, scoffing: Uh okay, but then what's the point of other people if not to mock them?
Angel Dust: Ya'know, I'm starting to see why people think you're an asshole.
Alastor: People think I'm an asshole?!
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Grace: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, three people died-
Steph: Five, actually.
Grace: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Steph: Yours!
Grace: That's right: no one's.
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Bree, about Sel: He is the greatest, most intelligent man I have ever known.
Valec: That says more about you then it does him.
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[After the Drowning of Númenor]
Sauron: Ok, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, two million people died—
Galadriel: Almost fifteen million, actually.
Sauron: Not the point.
Sauron: Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Galadriel: Yours.
Sauron: That's right: no one's.
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Yami: Wow, Gordon, you certainly speak from the heart.
Gordon: Really? And here I thought I spoke from the mouth. Shows what I know about anatomy.
Yami: No one else wanted to be friends with you, did they?
#black clover#yami sukehiro#gordon agrippa#black clover incorrect quotes#source: sword art online abridged#yami#gordon#the black bulls#50
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Cassandra: You see that, Caitlyn? You are making a scene!
Cailtyn: Oh, oh, you want a scene?!
Cassandra: That is explicitly NOT what I want...
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CG: THE BLACK KING WILL ATTACK BY SENDING WAVE AFTER WAVE OF DISPOSABLE MINIONS, SO MY PLAN IS TO RESPOND IN KIND.
CG: REMEMBER THIS: IF ANY OF YOU BEG FOR BOONDOLLARS, YOU’RE GOING TO THE FRONT LINES.
CA: heh servves em right
CG: IF YOU HIJACK ONE OF THESE MEMOS TO RANT ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS- FRONT LINES.
CA: awwww shit
CG: IF YOU ASK ANOTHER PLAYER FOR NUDE PICS, GUESS WHAT? FRONT LINES.
AA: bullshit!
AT: bULLSHIT,
TA: bull2hiit!
AC: :33< bullshit!
GA: BULLSHIT!
GC: BULLSH1T!
AG: 8ULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
CT: D -> BULLOCKS!
TC: BuLlShIt!
CA: bullshit!
CC: BULLS)(ARK!
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Consort Capp: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Mercutio Monty: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Count Veger: How dare you mock me in such a manner!
Daxter: Well how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Cheavy: Oh you. Always asking questions, probing at the armour. It'd almost be adorable if it wasn't such a nuisance. Much like that little boy toy of yours.
Medic: What?
Cheavy: Oh? That certainly got a reaction. Did I finally find a nerve?
Medic: …
Cheavy: Well, you'll be happy to know that him and the rest of your former teammates are in the area. No doubt the little pissant thinks he's going to charge in here and save you. The fool.
Medic: …
Cheavy: *laughs maniacally* I could just let my team handle him, but I think I’d rather enjoy taking him out myself. Heh, I can hardly even imagine the satisfaction of seeing that glimmer of hope die in his eyes! It should be quite the show.
Medic: ...
Cheavy: *sneering* Don't you think, Frankenstein?!
Medic: *quietly* I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm going to be wearing your guts like my late mother's pashmina.
Cheavy: …Excuse me?
Medic: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I fucking stutter?
Medic: *glares at Cheavy, the fires of Hell burning in his eyes* I said if you hurt him, you will experience pain and torment beyond anything you could possibly imagine. Your body will be torn apart, piece by piece, as you beg for a mercy that will never come. I will add your screams to my goddamn Spotify, and I will see your head mounted on a fucking pike!!!
Cheavy: *trying and failing to keep his composure* Y-You should hear how ridiculous you sound right now. T-Trying to threaten me from behind bars...
Medic: *continues to glare as omninous latin chants start to play from nowhere*
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*Thrash and Twitch are practicing in the combat simulator*
Thrash: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat them!
Twitch: The... power to believe in myself?
Thrash: No! Your blaster! Shoot it!
#transformers incorrect quotes#source: sword art online abridged#Thrash Malto#Twitch Malto#TFES#Earthspark#With Novafire-is-thinking
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Angel Dust: Why Husky, are you asking me out on a date?
Husk: Yeah, as if I'd be so bold, I mean, your boyfriend is standing right there.
Angel Dust: Ugh! Ew No! He's just my boss!
Valintino: Could you sound a little less offended? I'm right here!
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Shadow King: Bree, Bree, Bree. Look, okay? You had a really bad day, your stressed out, seven people died-
Bree: Twelve people!
Shadow King: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now. And really? Whose fault is that?
Bree: YOURS!!!
Shadow King: That’s right. No one’s.
#legendborn#incorrect legendborn quotes#the legendborn cycle#source: sword art online abridged#bree matthews#shadow king
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(Loid and Yor fighting an army of bad guys while Anya watches on with joyful laughter, protected by Franky)
Franky to Loid: On a related note, aren't you at all concerned about the delight your daughter seems to be taking in all this?
Anya: Go for the eyes, mama! That's its weak point!
Yor: THANK YOU, SWEETIE!
Loid: Not really, why?
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