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you’re all going to call me insane for this but they’re steddiecoded
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3niqma · 10 months
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𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞. ₊˚ෆ
𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬; 𝐣𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐣𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐡, 𝐬𝐝𝐜 𝐣𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨, 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐨, 𝐜𝐚𝐞𝐬𝐚𝐫, 𝐝𝐢𝐮 𝐣𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨.
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬; 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠.
jonathan joestar
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⋆ would def pick flowers for you and surprise you with them! ❀
⋆ loves to help you cook & bake, especially when you're making cookies or pastries. mans literally jumps at the oppurtunity to help his lady out.
⋆ would write you small letters in which he reminded you how special you are to him and how lucky he is to have you in his life.
⋆ loves to hold your hand in his, basically 24/7. he thinks it's adorable how your hands are so small compared to his.
⋆ loves to hold you in general, he's very big on pda.
⋆ when he doesn't have to train, he always hopes it's sunny outside so he can take you on a long walk, and have a picnic! 🌷🧺*:・
⋆ sometimes speedwagon & will are invited (will decided to crash it and speedwagon couldn't stop him).
⋆ you can bet your ass he did all the preperations for the picnic without your knowledge.
⋆ not a day goes by without him verbally saying "i love you".
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⋆ will literally spend hours eating you out, he has a strict policy that you MUST cum before him, his own release be damned. ladies first.
⋆ slow love making with him praising the shit out of you.
⋆ "you're doing so well darling, taking me so good."
⋆ "look at you, all sprawled out for me, and that face.. you're absolutely enchanting. you're driving me crazy, my dearest."
⋆ during the early stage of your relationship, dio has tried to convince you that you'd be better off with 'a real man' instead of jonathan.
⋆ "sweetheart, i'm positive that jojo has no idea how to please a lady.. how about i show you what you're missing out on?"
⋆ you jokingly told jonathan about this encounter one night, and that lit a certain fire in him.
⋆ you were.. sore the next morning to say the least. he overstimulated you in the most delicious way possible, giving you a total of 4(!) orgasms in one night. and boy did he make sure that dio heard it all.
⋆ dio didn't sleep that night. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 
joseph joestar
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⋆ this mf
⋆ he loves to make you laugh.
⋆ like seriously, he'll do the most stupid things to get a reaction out of you.
⋆ especially when you're sad or moody, he can't stand seeing his girl in a bad mood.
⋆ will def tickle you, just so he can hear you laugh.
⋆ "j-joseph, stop! i can't take it anymore!"
⋆ "too bad! i'm sorry love, but you just sound so lovely, i can't get enough of it!"
⋆ will try to be super romantic by bringing you breakfast in bed, but either trips on something before he enters the bedroom, or almost burns the kitchen down because he forgot to turn off the stove.
⋆ makes up for it later by buying you a box of chocolates in a heart shaped box.
⋆ which he already ate half of. (╥﹏╥)
⋆ looooves to tease you, the blush that creeps up on your face is what he lives for fr.
⋆ like before you started dating, he'd always make flirty comments, but one night, he picked up all his courage to nonchalantly ask you; "what would be your dream first date, and what time should I pick you up for it?"
⋆ it only took one dinner date for you to become a couple.
⋆ caesar was in shock.
⋆ literally held his hand to your forehead to check if you weren't sick.
⋆ "what in god's name do you see in this baboon?" joseph couldn't hide his excitement and grabbed you by the waist to pick you up and spin you around.
⋆ "well caesarino, this 'baboon' is dating the most sexy woman in the whole world!"
⋆ you had to hide your face in your hands after that comment.
⋆ super handsy, like he'll always have his arm around you or some shit, very big on pda, especially around caesar.
⋆ really loves to just stare at you without saying anything.
⋆ "jojo, you've been staring at me for a good 2 minutes now, it's starting to become a little creepy." you'll say, frowning your brows.
⋆ "can't a man just admire his woman in peace?" he shot back, eyes still fixed on you. (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)
⋆ that's when you realise that you're madly in love with him.
⋆ although he's a big goof most of the time, he loves those moments where the two of you wake up on a free day, and just cuddle in bed while he whispers sweet nothings in your ear.
nsfw!
⋆ loves for you to sit on his face and just hold you there with a tight grip.
⋆ the first time he offered you to try this out, you were scared that you might crush him. but joseph assured you that that might be the best possible death he could imagine.
⋆ ate like a starved man.
⋆ occasionally loves it when you tie him up and just have your way with him.
⋆ loves to give you massages, which obv turn out sexual. we all know joseph is NOT capable of touching your ass without his mind starting to wander.
⋆ loves to wake you up with his mouth on your clit. but the big ass bastard loves to tease. he'll make you almost cum like 3 times, before he gets up and licks the arousal from his lips with a smirk.
⋆ you're literally crying from frustration, looking at him with a pout.
⋆ "okay sweet stuff, i think have teased you enough for now." he says while resting his hand on your cheek, moving his thumb to your bottom lip.
⋆ on instinct, you open your mouth and softly suck on his thumb, making him let out a soft groan.
⋆ "you little minx.. you're dying for me to pound that tight little cunt, aren't you?" he laughs, while removing his thumb from your mouth.
⋆ in the bedroom next to yours, caesar sits on his bed with an annoyed expression, hoping you two would shut the hell up for once, considering it's 6 in the morning. ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁
jotaro kujo (sdc, no nsfw)
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⋆ he has a hard time expressing his emotions towards you.
⋆ you are aware of this, but sometimes wonder if he actually likes you or not.
⋆ but he never let's you wonder for too long, because every time those thoughts creep up into your head, he'll prove to you that you're his.
⋆ especially when the crusaders are seated in the car with polnareff behind the wheel (best decision ever). he'll always make sure that you're sitting next to him, so he can hold your hand.
⋆ if you're a smoker, he really enjoys taking smoke breaks with you.
⋆ he'll purposefully wait until you're craving a cig, so he can smoke one with you. ‹𝟹
⋆ secretly steals your lighter(s) so he has to light up your cig, he thinks the act is very intimate.
⋆ likes to play with your hair.
⋆ doesn't like pda, but he'll let you hold his hand in public, because he knows it makes you feel safe.
⋆ loves hearing you talk about stuff you're interested in, like just hearing you ramble makes his heart flutter.
⋆ one time, when he was sure no one was looking, he tipped your chin up and just planted the most passionate kiss ever on your lips out of nowhere. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 
⋆ when he was done, he let go of your face and pretended nothing happened, leaving you with the deepest red blush on your cheeks, wide eyed and jaw dropped.
⋆ joseph literally became worried, because he thought you were going to faint or something.
⋆ avdol and kakyoin looked at each other with a worried expression, while polnareff took a glance at jotaro, noticing the slight smirk on his lips. polnareff quickly realized what had just happened, but decided to keep quiet, finding it all too hilarious.
⋆ after a tough battle against one of the enemy stands, he's really mad at you for intervening, pacing around the hotel room you two shared.
⋆ "you could've gotten one of us killed, are you actually that stupid? you should've stayed out of it!" he yelled, looking at you with an expression that lowkey scared the living shit out of you.
⋆ "well, you're welcome for saving your asses out there! if it wasn't for me, joseph would've met his maker today!" you yelled back, tears of anger prickling in your eyes.
⋆ "you know jotaro, a 'thank you' really wouldn't be out of place here." you add, while grabbing your jacket (and if you smoke, a pack of cigs).
⋆ you decide it's probably best to get out of there for a little while, grabbing the key card from the holder. just as you wanted to make your way out, you feel his hand grabbing your wrist, pulling you against his broad chest. holding you like he'll never have the chance to again.
⋆ "i didn't mean it like that.. i was just scared as hell to lose you." he softly spoke, his chin resting on the top of your head.
⋆ "of course i'm thankful that you saved the old man's life, but i can't risk anything happening to you." he added, voice trembling slightly.
⋆ you felt a smile creep up on your face, tilting your face up to look him directly in his eyes, a few tears falling from yours in the process.
⋆ "besides, you're the only girl i know who can talk the literal ears off my head without annoying the shit out of me." he said while letting out a soft laugh, wiping the tears off your cheeks with his thumb.
dio brando (phantom blood, pre vampire)
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⋆ actually has a soft spot for you, you're the only person that could potentially break him if you really wanted to. this thought scares him to death.
⋆ he knew he was doomed as soon as he realised that his heart began to beat faster, every time he'd look at you.
⋆ will never talk to you about his past, especially his father.
⋆ his girl's precious ears, shouldn't have to endure the pure horror that is dario brando.
⋆ ever since you started dating, he began developing this strong primal urge to protect you.
⋆ won't let you walk around alone on the streets ever.
⋆ a little too big on pda, especially around jonathan. (ó﹏ò。)
⋆ like he'll always make a show out of kissing you.
⋆ you're literally his 'first love', he has never felt this way before about anyone, making him very clueless when it comes to showing his affection.
⋆ will help you study when you have an exam coming up.
⋆ will scold you for answering a question wrong tho.
⋆ you'll never mention it to him, but when you are in bed together he'll unbekownst to him pull you closer, burying his face in your neck, like you'd disappear if he let go.
⋆ the fact that he wakes up earlier than you, makes what leaves this action unspoken.
⋆ actually spends less time trying to torment jonathan because he hates the look on your face every time you find out about something he pulled on jonathan again. jonathan is forever grateful for you because of this.
⋆ loves to sit down with you after dinner, and drink a good glass of wine together while discussing topics that interest him. he thinks you're worthy of his precious time to do so.
⋆ the pda kissing, is mostly to stroke his ego. it's rough and quick without any real emotion except pride. but when the two of you are alone, he can't get enough of passionately kissing your lips until they're raw. making you have to part from him multiple times to catch your breath, and your composure.
⋆ "my, my.. already tired, my love?" he chuckles while holding his hand on your cheek, making you melt into his soft touch.
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⋆ you'll only have to give him a certain look to get him going.
⋆ don't even dare to give him that look in public, because he will drag you home immediately, and make you regret it.
⋆ he secretly loves it.
⋆ he loves to see the bliss on your face, covered in tears and spit while fucking you.
⋆ rarely romantic, except on one occasion when you were having a particularly rough day.
⋆ he scooped you up into his arms without saying a word, carried you upstairs to his chambers, and spent the entire night kissing you all over and praising you.
⋆ "the most beautiful woman i've ever laid my eyes on, go ahead, cum for me darling.. let it all out." he'd coo while holding you close as he hit that spot in you that drove you crazy.
⋆ you slept with his cock still burried in you, enjoying each other's warmth.
⋆ the thought of that night always gives you butterflies, but he'll never mention it again after.
⋆ wants to make you his wife at one point. (ó﹏ò。)
caesar zeppeli aka the loml
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⋆ we all know he's quite the ladies' man.
⋆ but as soon as he meets you, he knows he's done for.
⋆ will surprise you with the biggest bouquet of roses out of nowhere.
⋆ "i don't need a better reason to surprise you than getting to see that gorgeous face of yours next to me every morning when i wake up, signorina." (੭ ˊ^ˋ)੭ ♡
⋆ enjoys reading a book with you, especially reading it to you while you're in his arms.
⋆ he knows you love wearing his shirts to sleep in, because it smells like his cologne and the soap that he uses. (hell, you'll even wear them in public). so he'll purposefully throw one in the dryer, and spray a tiny amount of his cologne on it before bedtime, so it’s extra warm and cosy for you to wear.
⋆ loves to cook with you and have dinner after. don’t expect to do the dishes after, caesar will take care of them. no argument.
⋆ loves to buy you cute summer dresses and skirts, looks forward to the little fashion show bit when you try them on and show them to him, he thinks it’s adorable.
⋆ he’ll lift you by the waist, hooking his arm’s beneath your bottom, making your legs wrap around his torso.
⋆ “look at you! you look amazing, mia amata.”
⋆ joseph gave a face of grimace and loudly (and quite unnecessarily) groaned in the background while reading the morning paper.
⋆ “are you jealous, jojo? haha, i understand! if you’d have someone like this little angel by your side, i wouldn’t doubt my own jealousy.”
⋆ joseph was even more annoyed at this point, attempting to throw the paper at him, but falling from his chair in the process. ૮ – ﻌ–ა
nsfw! this is pretty cute tbh.
⋆ loves it when you ride him, so he can pull you down in an embrace while he thrusts up into you.
⋆ suuuper romantic most of the time.
⋆ 10/10 aftercare, he'll prepare a nice warm bath for you, makes sure you're hydrated and have some snacks ready for you, and will cuddle with you in bed after.
⋆ like not just after rough love making, basically every time y'all have sex.
⋆ "how are you feeling, bellezza? i wasn't too rough, no?"
⋆ like jonathan, he has a strict policy that you MUST cum before him.
⋆ hell, he'll thrust into the mattress while he's eating you out to keep himself focused.
⋆ nothing is as important to him as his lady's pleasure. (❀´ ˘ `❀)
⋆ will def smack your ass in public to embarass you, and rile you up.
⋆ actually asked you to marry him after a very romantic session of love making.
⋆ like you're standing on the balcony, dressed in only one of his shirts, that stops at your mid thigh.
⋆ as caesar walks out of the bathroom and sees you standing there, he knows that this is the perfect moment.
⋆ he'll wrap his arms around you from behind, kissing the top of your head while doing so.
⋆ while you're enjoying the act of his small touches, he suddenly turns you around so you're facing him. he lifts his hand up to your cheek and rubs his thumb along it.
⋆ "amore mio, sei la donna dei miei sogni. ti prego, lascia che ti faccia mia, per sempre." he speaks softly, knocking the air out of lungs, just because it sounds so sexy when he speaks in italian.
⋆ "honey, you know that i have no clue what you're saying, right?" you chuckle, wondering what he had to say.
⋆ "maybe this will help you understand." he said as he dropped himself to one knee, reaching for the back pocket of his sweatpants.
⋆ you literally froze.
⋆ "angelo mio, vuoi sposarmi?" he asked, slowly opening the little red velvet case he held in his hands, showing you the most beautiful ring you've ever seen.
⋆ you were sobbing at this point.
⋆ "i still have no idea what that means exactly, but i hope that you're asking me something along the lines of being your wife, yes?" you laughed as you sniffled.
⋆ "i did!" he excitedly said, watching as you took the ring, and placed it around your ring finger. (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)
⋆ he scooped you up and took you to bed again, anticipating a long night of love making, as sweet as honey.
jotaro kujo (diu)
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⋆ still finds it difficult to express his emotions sometimes, but got a lot better with it.
⋆ loves to have lunch/dinner with you, and talk about what the both of you did that day.
⋆ in summertime, he will take you on a walk through the park after dinner, while enjoying some ice cream! he thinks it's hilarious to see your face covered in it. •⩊•
⋆ "jotaro, do i have some on my face?" you'll question as he tries to hold back a grin.
⋆ "yes, you have a little bit right on your top lip." he'll answer, watching as you try to get it off, resulting in only making it worse.
⋆ "yea, you got it." he'll smile at you, dying of laughter on the inside.
⋆ "thank you, honey!" you'll grab his hand to hold, unaware of how your entire mouth and chin, are now covered in ice cream.
⋆ looooves the way you smell, literally addicted to your scent.
⋆ will remind you of this a lot.
⋆ because of this, he'll buy a bunch of shower gel, shampoo and anything else he can find that reminds him of you, and takes it with him whenever he's away from home.
⋆ also loves spoiling you with little gifts, necklaces, perfume (duh), this man literally gifted you a personalised star map with how the stars stood on the night y'all met for valentine's day.. like-"
⋆ he really loves you good you and little jolyne get along.
⋆ jolyne is literally obsessed with you, asking you to have a tea party almost every time you see her.
⋆ wants to have a child with you (if you want to ofc). ✧˖°.
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⋆ in the beginning of the relationship, the two of you would have a lot of sex.
⋆ it actually was the easiest way for him to express his desire and love to you.
⋆ but as the relationship progressed, he became very busy with work and defeating kira, so your sex life was at an all time low.
⋆ it became so bad that you started to wonder if he even found you attractive anymore, and if he perhaps was seeing someone on the side
⋆ ah hell nawh. ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)
⋆ you took it upon yourself to question him about it one night, sneaking into his office while he was seated behind his computer, typing away in deep focus.
⋆ he didn't acknowledge you when you stepped in, making you feel even worse than before.
⋆ "do you even desire me at all anymore?" you spoke sternly, looking towards where he was seated.
⋆ this made him look up from his screen so quick, you were sure he caught a whiplash just then.
⋆ "where'd you get that stupid idea from?" he scoffed, turning his face back to his screen, continuing his typing.
⋆ now you were fuming with rage, forcing your body to stand right in front of his desk.
⋆ "oh well, i don't know jotaro.. maybe the fact that you haven't touched me in literally a month?!" your voice laced with anger, annoyance and slight sadness.
⋆ he stopped typing and looked up at you without any emotion on his face, not making this situation better for himself at all.
⋆ "look, if you're seeing someone else, fucking tell me right now so we can get this over with!" you yelled, planning on making your way out of his office, too hurt to even look at him at this point.
⋆ as you turned your back on him, you could hear him softly giggle, making your blood boil and lowkey confirm your biggest fear.
⋆ "well, i think you're right. i might have neglected you a little too much, haven't i?" he spoke, hearing his desk chair squeak as he got up.
⋆ you stood there dumbfounded, trying to make sense of it all as he picked you up bridal style.
⋆ you instinctively wrapped your arms around his neck, even tough your expression was an example of 'if looks could kill'.
⋆ "you own this dick, is that clear?" he whispered in your ear, grip on your chin tight, nodding as a wave of heat spread through your body.
⋆ "good girl.. now show me." ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ
a/n; hi guys! this is my first post on here! let me know what you think of this bc i'm pretty new to headcanons n stuff. also leave me requests!
finished on 30-06-‘23, 3:28 pm, cet.
love, 3niqma.
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TEMPTER, OR THE TEMPTED?
── kai anderson x fem! reader
part II of SWEET PUNISHMENTS
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warnings: mdni! edging. cockwarming. dub con. unprotected p in v. exhibitionism. name calling. not proofread + english is not my first language
a/n: this was kinda rushed cuz i was sick when i wrote this one... sorry if there are any misspellings!
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read part one here!!
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The clock hung on the wall to your left, its numbers just out of your line of sight, as if making a mockery of your inability to tell how much time had passed. It felt like hours since Kai forced you to sit on his cock during a cult meeting. As a punishment.
Oh fuck.
Your thighs gave a telltale quiver, and then you felt the warm gush of your arousal dribbling onto Kai’s trousers. Panicked, you casually glanced around the crowed basement. Fortunately, no one seemed to notice, since their eyes were glued on your Divine Ruler.
Unfortunately, Kai noticed. Pausing mid-sentence, he leaned his face near your ear in a conspiratorial manner.
“Poor lamb… can’t control yourself, hm?”
He chuckled darkly before turning his attention back to his gang of loyal lapdogs.
“Boys! Remember what I said about porno?”
Kai hollered on top of his lungs, right next to your ear which made you wince. Obnoxious creep. Murmurs of agreement rippled through the men, punctuated by an overly enthusiastic “Hell fucking yes!” by that suck-up nicknamed Speedwagon whom you especially despised.
“Are we allowed to watch it?”
He screamed. Again, the room chorused in unison— “No!” “Fuck no!” and “Porn makes you weak!” A sinister smirk tugged at the corners of his lips as he nodded, satisfied.
“Your leader has taught you well. In that case, guess what boys, you're in for a treat today!”
With that, he grabbed you by the elbows and hoisted you off his lap as if you were nothing but a ragdoll. Before you could react, you found yourself sprawled on the floor.
A shocked gasp, and then someone (you suspected it was that fuckass dickhead Gary) let out a wolf-whistle. You realised in sickening horror, how pathetic you must looked—your hair was a disheveled mess, the miniskirt and the lack of panties displayed your lower regions to Kai and the rest of the men to gawk at.
Embarrassment burned hot against your cheeks as you fought to suppress a sob that had been welling up in your chest. Twenty-two pairs of eyes bore into you, a mixture of shock, amusement, and silent judgment.
“Discipline. That’ll do you good,”
Kai clicked his tongue reproachfully before bending down, administrating two, harsh slaps across your ass. You whimpered, because it stung but mostly out of humiliation. You started to crawl, military style on your elbows in a feeble attempt to escape.
“Just where do you think you’re going, lamb?”
Amused, he allowed you to get a few feet away before he squatted down and grabbed you roughly by the ankles, dragging you back towards him. Frantically, you scrambled desperately to find purchase on the carpet, your nails leaving marks like a silly cartoon cat.
The urge to kick him in the face was dangerously tempting. Kai was going to carry out his threat, because you fully knew he had no issues with having sex in front the cult. In fact, the idea was probably even more gratifying to him to see everyone's reaction to your humiliation.
Twisted, sick fuck that he was.
And yet, why did this shit turned you on?
Perhaps you were as sick as he was.
“Such a whore for your leaders attention,” he positioned himself behind you, “…Now you’re gonna get what you’ve been begging for. You know why? Because I’m no tyrant; I’m your benevolent, gracious ruler!”
Digging his nails into your hips, Kai slammed his cock inside you, burying himself to the hilt in one, smooth movement. Thanks to the prelude of your punishment, your body had already worked itself well enough to accommodate the full force of his brutality without too much agony.
You cried out when your face rubbed against the coarse texture of the carpet, the friction burning your skin. Even so, the sensation of him filling you felt so exquisitely good that you loathed yourself.
It was only a matter of moments before the men started to get restless; fidgeting in their sleeping bags and looking visibly uncomfortable as they witnessed Kai dole out “punishment”.
“Little slut, gonna fill you up with my divine seed-”
A throaty moan escaped his lips, and then he started to fuck you with earnest. The wet squelches of your connecting bodies ricocheted through the basement, and your back arched every time his hips came in contact with your ass.
Walls constricting around him, you felt the tip of his cock hit your sweet spot again and again, prompting your back to arch like a tightly wound bow. Kai leaned forward, chin resting on your shoulder as he whispered:
“The tempter, or the tempted, who sins most?”
At first, the question made absolutely no sense to you. Then it clicked; the theatrical fuck was quoting Shakespeare.
Ridiculous as it seemed, that was all it took to sent you thrashing over the edge. Euphoric waves of pleasure crashed through your body, and Kai was right behind you in his quest for release. In a matter of seconds, rope after rope of his cum was spilling into you, just as he’d promised. Still panting, he pulled out of you with a soft, wet squelch.
Trembling, you stayed sprawled on the floor, the combined release leaking out between your thighs. The room was pin-drop silent. The only sound that could be heard was the rustle of cloth as Kai pulled up his trousers.
“Now boys, tell me. This is way better than PornHub, right?”
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Congrats on 800, Prinny!
my thot:
Joel is a truck driver and reader is a hitch hiker he picked up several states before. They get along well enough (no sex...yet) THEN! one day, another hitch hiker approaches Joel looking for a ride - Ezra. He wants to know if you're available for some fun, and Joel has to decide if it's just him who gets you or if he's got room in his bunk for a threesome...
I leave the rest in your ever capable and good hands, baby!
Beefro👌🥩💜
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Ride
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Joel x F!reader x Ezra
18+, this is grump x sunshine x2, we got ass eating, ass spanking, 1 face slap, double penetration, and more. Very barely edited, not beta’d all mistakes are mine, read at your own risk. Also again 18+ , minors fuck off thank you
Word count: 3,200 - “Drabble” lmaoooo yea it got away from me.
REO Speedwagon flowed through the truck speakers as you reach your hand out the open window, letting the wind move your hand up and down. You’ve kicked your bare feet up on the dash as you hum along quietly. Your companion, Joel, lets out a grunt as he gives you a side eyed glance. It’s been a couple of months since he picked you up on the side of the highway. Unhappy with how life was, you decided to say fuck this, packed a small bag and headed out for whatever adventure came your way. Unfortunately you didn’t plan on your car dying on you half way across the country. Which is how you found yourself stranded at a gas station in Nevada. There was a hotel next to it that you were able to get a room at. One morning you packed up and started walking down the highway. You didn’t go too far in case no one picked you up, you could still walk back to the hotel.
Wearing your shortest daisy duke shorts with an old white tshirt tied up in the front, you were determined to hitch a ride. Lo and behold here comes a semi truck just driving along. Quickly you stopped and stuck your thumb out to signal you needed a ride. At first the truck kept going but soon the driver pulled over. Smiling real big you started to run towards the truck.
Climbing up the side, you stuck your head in the window,
“Well hello there handsome. You got room for little ole me to join?”
The driver had a permanent scowl on his face it seemed. Very easy on the eyes, a soft belly that hung over his pants as he sat.
“Hop in darlin.” He said in a deep, gruff voice.
Something about the handsome, thick driver got you going. You could already feel yourself getting wet just from this small interaction.You couldn’t help but think of how much trouble you just found yourself in.
Present Day
It’s been a few weeks since Joel picked you up. A part of you is surprised he hasn’t dropped you off and left yet. Another part of you hopes he never does. For the most part Joel doesn’t talk a lot. He hasn’t really opened up about himself to you. But you are a talker, you love to chat and boy do you.
Leaned back with your bare feet on the dash with your hand outside the window, moving with the wind.
“I heard it from a friend whooo heard it from a friend who heard it from another you been messing around” you softly sang out loud. Turning your head to face Joel, giving him a big smile.
Joel returned your smile with a soft smile of his own.
Something about you has captivated him. Your beauty stunned him the first time he saw you. You had a pretty mouth he often daydreamed of but your little talking habit drove him crazy. As time went on though he found he actually enjoys hearing you go on and on about everything and nothing all at once. And now that’s he’s spent all this time with you, he’s not so willing to let you go. Ever. Whether you agreed or not, in Joel’s mind, you were his.
“Hey! Look! A hitchhiker! Can we help him Joel? Please? Like how you helped me?” You batted your eyelashes and gave him your best puppy dog eyes.
Joel saw a man walking down the highway, sticking his thumb out.
Looking at you, he rolled his eyes and let out a deep sigh. Without saying anything Joel pulled the truck over and the two of you waited on the man to catch up to the truck.
Ezra was a traveler, always on the move. The past few weeks he’s been spending his time in this little town keeping this pretty lady’s bed warm. That was until her husband came home and chased him away. Now he finds himself walking down this almost deserted highway. He has given up hope of finding a ride when he heard a truck rumbling behind him. As soon as he heard the engine he stuck his thumb out hoping the driver would be a Good Samaritan. The truck drove on by making Ezra let out a huff as he kicked the gravel up with his boot. As he looked back up he saw the truck pull over.
‘Holy shit it’s my lucky day after all’, he thought to himself as he started into a light jog to get to the truck as soon as he could.
Stepping up on the side steps, he gets up to the window and sees the prettiest little thing sitting passenger and . . A handsome old grump behind the wheel.
“ Hey there, any way I can catch a ride with you fine folks today? Destination doesn’t matter, just somewhere far from here.”
“Yea! We can take you with us! Hop in!” You reply in a higher pitched tone, sounding extra excited than one should sound when picking up a hitchhiker. You couldn’t help it though. The man was gorgeous. He had this little blonde patch of hair, beautiful, dark brown eyes and the most sweet sounding voice you’ve ever heard. As much as you’ve wanted Joel, he’s never given you any hint that he wants you in that way. And you’ve been dying to itch a particular scratch that you feel this hitchhiker could really scratch for you.
Giving you a big smile, Ezra pulls the door handle, opening the door as you get up and move to sit on the bunk between the two seats.
“Names Ezra. Nice to meet ya,” he puts his hand out towards Joel to shake.
“Joel.”
He says in a flat tone as he shakes his hand.
Ezra quickly gets the feeling that Joel isn’t much of a people person. He can see why Joel has such a pretty little companion as yourself, Joel’s handsome. Gruff and firm, no nonsense kind of guy. He wonders if he’s the type to be dominant in bed. Manhandle his partner and just throw them around, mold them into any position he wants. His own cock twitch’s at the thought.
“And who might you be young lady?”
You tell him your name as you let out a soft giggle, smiling and give him a little flutter of your lashes.
“What brings you out here Ezra?” You ask in your best flirty voice.
“Bit of a traveler. A nomad if you will. Don’t like to stay in one place too long. Wanna see the world ya know?”
“That’s so . . Romantic. Always on the move, seeing what the world has to offer. I bet you’ve met some wonderful people. Seen a lot beautiful women huh?”
Ezra can’t help but give you a smirk, loving how forward you are.
“Haven’t met anyone as beautiful as you honey.”
Joel loudly clears his throat making the both of you startle slightly and look at him.
“What about you handsome? With a pretty little thing by your side I’m sure you never look twice at anyone else huh?”
Joel’s jaw ticks as he gives Ezra this mean stare.
“This “pretty little thing” over here is mine,” he says bluntly before looking back at you, “and I don’t appreciate you throwing yourself at the first man you see like a filthy fucking whore.”
Your mouth drops open, you’re stunned.
“Hey now no need to call her names. I get it, she’s off limits. No need to get mean buddy. I didn’t know.”
You turn your head giving Ezra a confused look before turning back to Joel.
“Excuse me but I am not yours. I am a free woman and on top of that you have never claimed me before now. I can do what I want with who I want thank you very much.”
Joel is pissed now, he pushes the arm rest back before swinging one of his legs to the side, opening his legs wide and then grabbing your upper arm and pulling you towards him. You stumble as you fall over his lap, his arm wrapping over your back holding you in place. His large hand covers the globes of your ass as he rubs it from the top down to the curve of your ass.
“You’re.” Smack. “Mine.” Smack.
He just spanked you. He actually spanked you. If you weren’t in shock over him claiming you, you definitely were now.
He gives you another smack and a whimper came tumbling out of your mouth. You didn’t even have a chance to try and conceal it. Joel stopped moving, hearing you whimper from his actions. He knew you’d be into some freaky shit. He looks over and sees Ezra sitting there, almost mesmerized by the display in front of him.
“Take your cock out.” Joel orders Ezra.
Stunned and very much turned on, he does what he says and takes his cock out of his pants. Spitting into his hand he brings it back down and slowly starts stroking himself.
Joel looks back down at you in his lap, the bottom of your ass spilling out of the little shorts you have on. He reaches down taking his fore and middle finger and rubs a long stripe up your pussy through your shorts.
“I guess I haven’t been taking care o’ ya. My girls pussy needs to be fucked don’t it? Poor thing. I’m sorry baby let’s fix that.”
His hand pulls back before he gives your clothed pussy a slap.
A wanton moan fills the cab of the truck.
He helps you up, sitting you on his lap. You see Ezra watching, touching himself. You can feel yourself begin to soak your shorts. You face Joel and lean in, your lips softly landing on his. You start to pull away when Joel kisses you back, grabbing the side of your face as he deepens the kiss. You allow his tongue to enter, licking around, tasting each other. All too soon Joel pulls back. He hand goes to your face, squishing your cheeks together between his thumb and fore finger. He rotates you to look at Ezra.
“Our guest looks like he needs some help baby. Be a good host, open up that pretty mouth.”
As soon as he releases your face, you get on your knees, in between the two seats, looking up at Ezra as you reach out and take him in your hand. You grip around the base, giving him a couple of tugs before leaning in and kissing the tip. You give it another kiss before you open your mouth, your tongue darting out to taste the precum leaking out. You slowly start to take him into your mouth. Lips wrapped around his cock as you take as much of him as you can. His cock is about 6 inches, rather average but very girthy. You keep reminding yourself in your head to breath and relax. The more you relax the more you can swallow his cock. You start bobbing your head up and down as he watches you, letting out soft moans that spur you on.
Soon you feel Joel pull your hips up and work quickly on taking your shorts off. You pull off of Ezra’s cock with a wet pop as you go to pull your shirt off, revealing your tits to the men.
“Fffuckk.” Ezra mutters before leaning forward and taking a nipple into his mouth. You moan as you tangle your fingers into his hair, holding the back of his head to your breast as he sucks. You hear Joel behind you unbuttoning his pants and lewdly spitting on his hand.
“Lean back down baby let me see those sweet holes.”
Ezra releases your tit so you can bend over for Joel. You bend over, keeping your ass in the air as you take Ezra’s cock back into your mouth. Giving it a few sucks and finding a decent rhythm, your hand lets go so you can reach back and spread your ass cheeks open for Joel.
“That’s it baby just like that.” Joel grunts. He spits on his forefinger and middle finger and swirling it around your puckered hole. He slowly pushes one finger in your ass making you choke on Ezra’s cock.
His finger stills inside, wiggling his finger around a few times before pulling back out. His other hand comes up and starts rubbing your wet pussy. Quickly finding your clit and giving it a few rubs before pushing his finger back into your ass. Joel finds a rhythm fast, rubbing your pussy as he fingers your ass. The sensation alone has you on edge, you begin to move faster on Ezra’s cock.
Joel starts to add a second finger in your ass causing you to let out a little welp.
“J-Joel! That’s too much! I can’t take it!”
“Shh baby you’re taking it. Taking it just fine. Let me kiss it better.”
Removing his fingers, Joel leans forward, holding your cheeks apart, licking a wide stripe up your ass. Your hands now on Ezra’s legs to keep yourself up right. You and Ezra lock eyes as you moan, feeling Joel swirl his tongue around your asshole, licking into it, making your pussy spasm around nothing.
Ezra cups your face, “That feel good sugar? You like feeling his tongue in such a forbidden hole? I bet your poor sweet pussy must be leaking by now.”
You can’t help but let out a sob. You need more, your neglected clit needs friction.
“Shh I know baby I know, let him French kiss that sweet hole. Let him make your sweet honey drip so we may feast.”
Joel pulls back, spit dripping down his chin,
“Get on the bed Ezra.”
He puts his arm under you, pulling you up. You fall back onto Joel, your legs shaking unable to hold you up.
Ezra makes quick work of taking his boots and pants off, pulling his shirt off as he slides by you to get on the bunk.
Once he’s settled on the bed laying on his back, Joel helps you get on the bunk next.
“Lay on top of him baby. You, hold her open for me.” He orders the two of you.
Ezra pulls you on top of him, your back against his chest. His hands holding the backs of your thighs, right behind your knee as your legs are bend. Holding you wide open. You can feel his cock in between your open cheeks.
Joel undresses and climbs on the bunk facing you.
“Goddamn. Never seen something more sinful or fucking beautiful than this.” He reaches down and grabs ahold of Ezra’s cock and starts pushing the tip towards your puckered hole.
“Joel! Nno! I- I can’t it won’t fit! Please!” You try to move but Ezra’s got a tight grip on you.
“Shh baby it’ll fit, I got you nice and ready back here. He’ll go slow baby.”
He watches your hole as the tip goes in, he takes his other hand and brings it to your pussy and starts rubbing circles on your clit.
You throw your head back and let out a moan, finally getting some friction on your cunt feels so good, you feel your whole body relax, momentarily forgetting about your asshole.
“That’s it baby let it happen,” he whispers before leaning forward and pulling your clit between his lips and sucking. His hand that guided the other man’s cock in you made its way down to his balls, giving them a soft squeeze. Hearing him moan with you is making Joel’s cock leak. Ezra’s cock is almost all of the way in your ass now and it feels so good. You feel stuffed just from him.
Joel sits back up and just admires the two of you.
Taking himself in his hand he moves closer and swipes his cock through your folds a few times before slowly pushing into your pussy.
Your mouth is hanging wide open, your chest heaving as you watch Joel push you past any limits you could’ve had. Having both men now inside of you is an indescribable feeling. It’s a fullness like no other.
“ Oh fuck you both feel utterly divine. This must be heaven.” Ezra says breathlessly as he lays there inside of you, able to feel the weight of Joel’s cock inside your pussy.
“Move Ezra, go on. Let’s make her feel good.”
“Yes sir.”
He gives an experimental thrust, bouncing you slightly making Joel sink deeper into you.
He starts to build up a tempo, thrusting up into you while Joel stays still above you.
Soon Joel moves, finding a rhythm with Ezra. As one moves out the other moves in.
You can’t help but close your eyes as you lean back in ecstasy.
Joel’s quick to grab your throat, squeezing just right to make your eyes fly open.
“Keep your eyes on me baby, you will watch when I’m fucking you. Do you understand?”
Joel slaps you, not hard but enough to leave a slight sting. Your face turns slightly, the hand around your throat not giving you much movement. A wanton moan spilling from your lips.
“Yes Joel I’m s-sorry baby I won’t take my eyes off you again nngh ohh oh fuck oh fuck you feel so good. So full.”
Joel starts pounding harder into you, still squeezing your throat. Ezra’s holding onto your legs for dear life, the friction of Joel’s dick rubbing against him has him ready to burst.
“F-fuck nngh take our cum baby take every fucking drop you hear me?” Joel groans, you can tell both men are close.
“Mhmm cum inside me baby cum inside my little whore cunt. Mark my ass Ezra, I wanna feel you leak out of my holes oooh oh fuck oh fuck please cum baby!”
You reach down and start rubbing furiously at your clit, sending right over the edge. You let out a scream as you start coming, vision going blurry as tears escape your eyes. Your orgasm hitting you like a truck.
Both men soon follow right behind you, spilling their seed deep inside both of your holes.
All three of you still, breathing heavy as Joel pulls out. Ezra’s soft cock slips out right after him as he lets go of your legs.
“Hold on baby don’t move.” Joel tells you before reaching down in between the bunk and the drivers seat, pulling out an old school Polaroid camera.
Aiming the camera at you and Ezra he snapped a shot and a Polaroid came spitting out. He grabbed the photo and sat it by his leg. Then he leaned forward and snapped another pic, this one a close up of your cunt and asshole leaking cum. Taking both photos and placing them on his seat before laying down next to Ezra as he pulls you into the middle.
No one really said a word. It was just the three of you, laying together, soft smiles shared, basking in the soft embrace of each other before falling asleep.
A/n: omg lmao so this was meant to be a drabble, this is one hell of a drabble 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ thank you so so much for such a beautiful thot my sweet beef baby @beefrobeefcal !! I hope you love this! I hope yall enjoy this! I really loved writing this and thank you again for following me, reading, interacting, all of it! You guys are the best!
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sir-fluffbutts · 7 months
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I love love your recent comic about JJ and pepper, will JJ ever realize his feelings for pepper?? Oh and JJ and pepper really remind me of jonathan and dio, i even thought they were their fursonas at first 🤧
I DON'T THINK, I CAN ANSWER THAT
pepper and JJ's "romance problems" arn't really importent current lorewise, and whatever related to it will happen AFTER the "fish market" lore so i will keep quiet for now 🤫
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also (the main reason why im answering this question), OH BOY DO I HAVE A STORY ABOUT THAT
OK SO, jj looks like jonathan from JJBA cause...design wise, he have went through the jonathan kinsona phase
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i had JJ (originaly named "piper") since 2019, and between the time he have went through a LOT of design changes
i should mention that at time time, he has been a part of a [specific CS] * i will not adress them in name as i've left the species with a bad taste in my mouth and do not want to be involved with them again
around 2020 when i was INSANLY into JJBA, i found out there was a "jjba (CS)kinsona gang" chat within the species group, and while talking with some people there, i was like "haha won't it funny if i redesign my guy into a jojo character that'll be insane" and i did just that
sadly the small group kinda crumbled cause CS is all about trading and most of the "kinsona characters" got traded and redesigned 😔 i still kept JJ intending to redesign em again.
then, in 2021 when i had beef with the said [CS] and decided to leave, i sold out most of my said CS characters, but kept JJ due to sm fond memorys on him
but i didn't want him to keep being just a "jonathan kinsona". so after a species change, giving new lore and doing bunch of redesigns, the JJ we all currently know was born into the world
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while being redesigned to his current looks, i put a lot of his previous design+ his cousin(shark)'s design elements and i feel like he turned out pretty well
definatly still have a sort of a resemblence, but different just enough 🤌
it actually seperates the characters more in his outgrows neck/back fluff ver, but (for now) he likes to keep it clean
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pepper is also a pretty similar story
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his OG design was based on speedwagon and when in my JJBA CS phase i was like "wait, wasn't there a SW inspired design??" and managed to grab em
however i don't think he gets the same recognition as JJ cause
i actually don't think his OG design resembles the character that much
i officially got him (ended my trade) when the said "JJBA CS gang" started to crumble, so i almost immidetly did a 180 on his design and used him for different lore purposes
people tend to skip part 1 so they have no idea who speedwagon is (😭)
and considering how i NEVER get comments on his connection with him but constently hear about how he look like
• dio (part 1)
• DIO (part 3)
• striker (helluvaboss)
i think i've done a pretty good job on his redesign 😂💅
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fleursfairies · 1 month
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im in a stranger things character music mood so here are some artists each character for sure likes
will: super obvious but the clash, the cure, david bowie, billy idol, the police, talking heads, etc. (i feel like this is a very basic answer but its the truth)
mike: he is so 90s so weezer, oasis, radiohead, etc (i already made a post abt this)
dustin: hall&oats, tears for fears, wham!, KISS, TOTO, a-ha, michael jackson, duran duran, baltimora
lucas: idky the first thing i thought of was bananarama but he would so love bananarama. beegees, michael jackson, earth wind & fire, jackson 5, stevie wonder, george michael, prince, idk
el: i dont think she really has time to listen to music but she would like popular 80s pop. like cyndi lauper, madonna, wham!, electric light orchestra, kim wilde, stacey q, the gogos, tiffany, soft cell, reo speedwagon, abba, bonnie tyler
max: kate bush obviously, blondie, duran duran, bon jovi, pixies, soft cell, tears for fears, rick springfield, no doubt, billy idol, pat benatar, tiffany, joan jett, etc
max and el are similar but el's is more 'listening to music for the first ever time' vibes while max is more lived in
jonathan: talking heads, the ramones, the clash, bowie, duran duran but only girls on film, the cramps, depeche mode, R.E.M., phil collins, the kinks, the animals, billy idol, the cure, the cars, blue oyster cult, jimi hendrix, styx, pixies, pink floyd, cheap trick, genesis, ozzy osbourne, foreigner, etc. i could go on and on. i think there would be a little more 60s and 70s in here too.
nancy: madonna, heart, reo speedwagon, billy joel, roxy music, cyndi lauper, joan jett, pat benatar, hall & oats, blondie, kim wilde, whitney houston, kate bush, tiffany, wham!, soft cell, bananarama, bonnie tyler, stacey q, lita ford, the bangles, cher, pet shop boys, john mellencamp, paula abdul, u2, olivia newton john, etc
steve: bon jovi, survivor, journey, boston, yes, DEVO, dead or alive, eddie money, kansas, foreigner, scorpions, warrant, etc. basically just basic (but good) bands that make him feel like a badass LMAO
robin: idk, just a slightly dorkier version of nancys playlist if that makes sense. i can envision it in my head i just cant execute it
joyce: heart, fleetwood mac, the mamas & the papas, journey, foreigner, boston, tom petty, toto, guns n roses, janis joplin, the rolling stones, jimi hendrix, blue oyster cult, ELO, led zeppelin, grateful dead, pink floyd, jefferson airplane
hopper: bad company, joe cocker, bob seger, eagles, the cars, jefferson starship, bob dylan, journey, styx, johnny cash, bruce springsteen
i could probably add so many more artists but it would probably go off the rails so i just gave u the basic ones
also i was looking at character playlists on spotify and most of them sucked (steve harrington is not listening to mitski) so heres some inspo for actual music they would listen to if you want to make a more accurate playlist
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goatpaste · 3 months
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I hope you don't mind but I would love to hear more about Wham and Suzie Q's dynamic!
YAY SUZI AND WHAM YAY
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While Joseph and Wham got to have the most time together at the start of their relationship in BT
Suzi was around, being the only one to know about Joseph and Whams secret meetings. Joining him on some nights to meet Wham. She was the only other one in the Hamon corner with Joseph in trying to stop the fighting. She saw Wham as a good person and believed in Joseph.
So after everything is said and done when Wham and Joseph are hospitalized under The Speedwagon Foundations watch. From here Suzi would spend her time with the boys until coming to confess she has feelings for both of them and didnt want to get in the way, only to find both felt the same for her.
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Yadda yadda, along comes Holly and they settle into their life together. They all love each other crazy and for the most part play big happy family (ignoring the internalized issues that come from Holly and Jotaro later on lol)
Suzi Q supported by Joseph's family becomes an archeologist for the Speedwagon Foundation as they continue research in phenomena of the world and try and be one step ahead of it. Her and Wham often working together between her modern know how and his being at ground zero of many sites they visit knowledge lol.
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nightfalltales · 2 years
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let me make you feel better
parings: p4 jotaro kujo x fm reader
cw: SMUT - size kink + foreplay + fingering + penetration + literally just bathtub sex; dom!jotaro + sub!fm reader; explicit; au where everyone survives aka: eyes of heaven
word count: 2.1k+
summary: after a difficult day at work, you arrived home eager to see your loving family. fortunately, it appears that your husband is home while your daughter is out. how will he take care of you?
author’s note: damn i’ve been gone for a long time and will prob be gone again but oh well, wrote y’all a dilf jotaro smut bc we love dilfs and milfs ;)
smut below (18+) !! MINORS DON’T INTERACT !!
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oh boy, you had a rough day of work. your co-worker accidentally spilled their drink on your paperwork, the project from the speedwagon foundation postponed today even when you’re prepared to get that over with, you name it. you drove back home with a headache, you couldn’t deal with this shit right now.
all you wanted to do was to rest after a long day, nothing more. of course, your husband and your daughter are welcome to rest alongside with you-- they are what you need to relax. you were content to just be with them and enjoy their company since they both put a smile on your face.
you park on the driveway, make your way to the door into the home that you, your husband, and your daughter shared, unlock and then shut the door to your living room while exhaling heavily from exhaustion. the first thing you see when you enter the house is your 6’5” husband approaching you with a serious expression on his face, indicating he know you’ve had a bad day and didn’t want to talk about it.
your husband immediately embraces you, giving you little time to greet him. you become calmed by his warmth, and you give it to him in return by encircling him in your arms.
“sorry i came home late..” you sighed.
“mm, no need to apologize.” jotaro replied as he rubbed your back.
he releases his grip on you, helps you remove your coat, and set down your bag. “would you like to join me for dinner?”
“you.. waited for me?”
he nods. crap. you were concerned that he become impatient because you felt like you made him wait so long for you. 
“i’m so sorry, dear. i believe i called you earlier that you could have dinner with jolyne and i’ll come home later to eat the leftovers.” you groan a little in irritation as you scratch your head.
jotaro held your hand and replied, "you did," as if to reassure you not to panic. "but i'm not going to let you eat the leftovers alone. i'm eating with you.”
wow. he actually did waited for you. for that long. 
it’s always the small details that jotaro left for you that makes you fall for him more and more. he’s a private, quiet man that everyone knows. they are unaware that he would express his affection for you whenever you both were alone. whether it would be cuddling you, kissing you, hugging you— you name it. he is your husband after all and since you’re his wife, he feels at ease around you.
you grin as you nod your head. "okay, then let's have dinner together."
he leads you into the kitchen, where dinner was already served. as you observed how organized the dinner table was, you grinned. despite the fact that jotaro was a capable cook, the meal he prepared smelled amazing.
suddenly, you realize there wasn’t enough food for your daughter to eat. “wait, jolyne doesn’t have enough food to eat with us.”
“jolyne already ate.” jotaro said as he grabs more utensils out of the drawer.
“wait really? where is she then?”
“she’s at kakyoin’s house for a sleepover. it’s just the two of us in this house.”
you sighed with relief. thank goodness you remember jolyne and kakyoin got along really well once you introduce her to him and he didn’t hide his smile. they would always enjoy playing games together at his house, even though kakyoin would occasionally win and tease jolyne about it. she would stick her tongue at him and demand for another game so she could win. that thought made you chuckle.
“come on and eat. what’re you standing there for?” jotaro grinned as he heard your chuckle.
you quickly return to reality. “oh right.”
you joined your husband in eating the dinner that he had prepared. you could tell he worked hard to make the dinner delectable since the food was delicious. you wonder how jolyne’s face lit up once she had her first bite of the dinner your husband made. she would most likely exclaim, “daddy, this is really good! mommy would enjoy this!”
though the atmosphere was silent, having your husband there to eat dinner with you was sufficient. the silence didn’t bother you at all. as long as you’re with him, that’s all you cared about.
once you two were finished, you were about to pick your dishes to put them in the sink when jotaro intervenes.
“let me clean the dishes.” jotaro offered as he took your dishes to the sink. oh great. you felt bad for him even more. after he has prepared dinner, you shouldn't let him clean the dishes.
“oh no no jotaro, let me-” he turned his head to look at you with a stern expression, you immediately stopped talking. you reluctantly gathered the remaining dishes for your husband to wash.
as he pumps the soap onto the cleaning sponge, he sighs. “didn’t want to make you wash. you had a rough day and you need rest.”
deep down on what he said, he’s right. he wants you to get some rest so that you can feel better along with him. he knows you well ever since when you first met him.
after washing the dishes, he comes over to you and tugs at your work clothes. “take these off and run a bath.”
“oh yeah.” you cast a downward glance over your work clothes. “i should go take a bath then.”
“i’ll join you.”
“eh? you haven’t took a bath yet?”
“no i haven’t. i want to join you.”
“isn’t that enough trouble for you..?”
you immediately regretted asking that question when a frown formed at his face.
"i waited all evening for you, y/n. i want to be with you, and being with you means taking a bath with you.”
you nodded hesitantly in agreement, mainly because of his demanding demeanor. but then again, perhaps the key to a good rest is a bath with your husband.
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as you enter the bathtub, jotaro assists you and allows your head to rest on his chest. you feel calmed by the warmth of the water and the presence of your husband sitting behind you.
“thank you, dear.” you muttered as you nuzzled his chest. “for making me feel better.”
he mumbled a “hm” as if to say, “you’re welcome”, and then leaned in to kiss you on your forehead.
you smiled as you felt his lips touch your forehead. you turned around to offer him a forehead kiss of your own.
but in this moment, jotaro wanted more. he intended to make you feel better. he didn’t want you to stress over a bad day at work. he wanted to make you think of him and him alone to put you at ease. the sight of you was enough to increase his desire for you.
“dear, you oka-” before you could finish, he leaned down to kiss you on your lips. you squeak in his lips as he grasp your hips to pull him closer to you. god you were adorable, transforming into putty in his arms so effortlessly that he could hold you close.
his tongue entered yours as he kissed you firmly. you felt him tightening his grip on your hips, giving you the impression that he was in control of you.
he releases his hold on you and gives you a lustful gaze. his eyes wanted you to know that he wanted more. more of you.
“jotaro..” you whimper as his mouth drifts along your jaw, leaving open-mouthed kisses and bites until he reaches your earlobe, which he tenderly grabs between his teeth and pulls slightly. the sensitive sensation on your body reached to you. he smirked as he felt you trembling in his arms.
“can i continue?” he asked as he rubbed your back. the need inside of you makes it impossible for you to speak; all you can do is nod. you needed this, you needed him.
he growled and bit your earlobe once again and you jumped at that sensation, letting out a squeak.
“i need to hear you say it.” his scorching breath hitting your sensitive ears. he’s directly speaking against your ear, it’s not fair.
“y-yes..” you push the word out of your mouth, it’s silent and breathless.
“let me make you feel better.” he then kissed your cheek before setting his fingers in place to enter you.
you are seated on his lap with your legs extended to his liking on each side of his. he continues to peck on your earlobes as one of his arms encircle you and hold you to him.
he finds this view breathtaking since he gets to watch your chest move as you trembly breathe in and out. he gets to feel the pressure of your face against his neck and hear the sound of your moans when he touches you.
your eyes widen as he slips one of his fingers into you, and you moaned in response. he pulls you to his face by grabbing onto your chin— he wants to see you.
“jotaro! ah!” your attempts to regain your breath only made his finger move more quickly. your responses start to pull him back toward the authority and control he formerly possessed. every time he moves more quickly, the warm water from the tub splashes.
it was embarrassing for you to let him see your reactions. although you two had already engaged in sex, the notion of him witnessing your reactions makes you feel extremely ashamed.
nothing could conceal how readily his fingers pumped inside of you, no matter how slick you were or how wet you were due to the water. you were unable to contain your voice when he stuck one more finger in you.
suddenly, you immediately felt your own climax about to reach to your limit. you tighten your hold on his broad shoulders. “j-jotaro.. mph! i’m close.. i’m close!”
“then go on and cum.” once again, you felt his hot breath on your ear.
you reached your limit and screamed his name, but you could still feel his fingers inside of you, every pulse, and the tightening of your walls around him. he kisses you from the base of your neck to the delicate curve of your shoulder.
“i’m not done with you yet, y/n.” he growled and pulled his fingers from your pussy. as you bucked your hips together, the water sloshed. his dick is lined up against your hot pussy, and you gasp as you feel it. jotaro was gripping your waist firmly as you both grunted simultaneously.
you were biting your lip while holding onto his shoulders as your husband slammed into you, his huge cock ripping you wide and the head shoving your cervix with every rock. you screamed his name while keeping your eyes closed as the sensation of his cock inside of you grew stronger.
even though he was fucking you slowly, the blows were powerful, leaving you unable to remain silent. his thrusts went shallow but rapid, and you drove your nails into his back and shoulders as your slick body slid up against his, never ever pulling back before forcing his hips close with yours once more.
“fuck y/n..” he groaned.
he fucked you through your orgasm, extending it as your entire body felt hot— you were left to cling onto him. as jotaro chased his own orgasm, the water in the tub sloshed erratically and spilled in some places.
when your climax suddenly started to approach, he was groaning loudly and occasionally letting out moans.
“jotaro! i’m gonna..” you bit your lip to suppress your noises.
with a few more thrusts into you, jotaro then roughly pulled you down onto him, spilling inside of you with a rasping groan as he dumped his seed. this left you with a warm sensation in your gut as opposed to the water's somewhat cooled temperature. 
“fuck..” he groaned even more.
as soon as he let you go, you sank into him and started panting hard alongside with him as he leaned back into the tub, satisfied with one another.
“you feeling better?” he asked as he looked down at you.
“a lot better.. thank you.” you nuzzled once more on his chest.
you made an effort to get out of the bathtub but lacked the strength to stand up straight. goddamit, you were unable to walk. jotaro assisted you by carrying you bridal-style out of the bathtub followed by his chuckle. “come on, let’s get each other both cleaned up.”
you nod your head in agreement and cleaned each other up. what a great “rest” provided by your husband.
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people on tumblr are only seeing a fraction of the amount of jojoposting ive been doing. who couldnt love the adventures of the joestar family
part 1: the only kind-hearted englishman on earth in the 1800s meets the most evil and most gay bitch in the entirety of human history. dio brando finally defeats jonathon joestar in their slowly escalating, lifelong sibling rivalry by becoming a vampire with an instant kill eyeball laser-beam. with the help of a solar powered italian and a homosexual in the midst of a manic episode, he narrowly defeats dio at the cost of his own life.
part 2: the manic homosexual (mr. robert e. o. speedwagon), dedicates the remainder of his life and oil speculation fortune on supporting the joestar family forever and ever, as well as destroying any remaining stone masks that turn you into vampires with instant kill eyeball laser-beams. his efforts awaken a crew of mysterious, powerful and very homosexual vampire god-men from the depths of the earth and it's up to jonathon's grandson, joseph joestar to use his hamon and wiles to stop them. he'll do whatever it takes, even and especially if he has to climb a big leaking pole while wearing a BDSM mask that controls his breathing.
part 3: dio's back, baby! and this time he's gayer than ever! joseph joestar, now in his 60s, recruits his autistic (positive) grandson jotaro kujo in his newest quest to make sure dio stays dead for good this time. his crack team of anti-dio experts is comprised of a frenchman who just wants to take a shit, joseph's personal buddy from egypt, a boston terrier that transforms into a chihuahua, and a high school teenager with more brains than everyone else combined. in a globe-trotting adventure, joseph joestar and da boyz use their "stands" (powerful dudes) to battle enemies with stands based on whatever horror movie araki watched recently and gather information before dio becomes too powerful and too gay to be stopped. a heartwarming story about a little boy who, after 47 episodes, finally says a badass one-liner.
part 4: jotaro kujo is cleaning up a big mess left by dio and his minions: a bunch of them went around firing magical arrows into people around the town of morioh and giving them stand powers. jotaro recruits the help of his 16 year old uncle (long story) josuke higashikata, at least 3 other teenagers and a gay bitch named kishibe rohan to help him clean up the town. however...a dark secret lurks in morioh...a murderous pervert with four fucking stands (?!) named yoshikage kira!!! can jotaro and da boyz stop this sadistic serial killer from living a peaceful life!? FUN FACT: this is the first piece of media to depict an italian as heroic
part 5: this is the one im on and im not finished yet, but i'm pretty sure it's just about the first ever they/them nonbinary mafia protecting the bosses' daughter. our protagonist, giorno giovanna, is the son of both dio and jonathon (long story) and he does not seem to understand what a mafia is or what it does. however, he tell his future capo that all he wants is to be a "GANG-STAR". he does not elaborate on this.
thats all i know dont tell me anything else. these are the most surface descriptions possible. when you get into details you can really get lost in the weeds.
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Good Omens Crowley and Aziraphale Reunited Playlist
In anticipation of Good Omens Season 3, here’s the “Crowley and Aziraphale Reunited and It Feels So Good Playlist.” We know our favorite demon and angel will be reunited. Take heart, have faith, and keep hope. Crowley and Aziraphale will be together again, like chocolate and peanut butter. This is music Maggie and Nina would put together in a playlist for a party celebrating the Crowley and Aziraphale’s relationship. The songs are about friendship and love.
How ever you as a fan define the love they share – eros, philia, or agape - we know Crowley and Aziraphale love each other. In the Good Omens universe, angels and demons are sexless and genderless. However, they can have genders and sex body parts if they want to. They can be sexual, asexual, binary, nonbinary, romantic, aromantic, hetero, homo, bi, pan. They can be any expression of the spectrum of identities and orientations. Above all else, they can love each other.
Maggie, Nina, Aziraphale, and Crowley are going to sing a karaoke version of “That’s What Friends Are For” at the party.
Please enjoy this unashamedly, unapologetically romantic, silly, sentimental, and sugary playlist (with extra cheesy goodness).
See note after list on song the selection process.
Songs include:
“You’re My Best Friend” – Queen
“Let’s Stay Together” – Al Green
“For Once in My Life” – Stevie Wonder
“Reunited” – Peaches and Herb
“Love and Happiness” – Al Green
“Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” – Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
“That’s What Friends Are For” – Dionne Warwick, Elton John, Gladys Knight, and Stevie Wonder
“I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me)” – Aretha Franklin and George Michael
“Can’t Fight this Feeling” – REO Speedwagon
“Time After Time” – Cyndi Lauper
“I’ll Be There” – Mariah Carey and Trey Lorenz version
“I’ll Stand by You” – The Pretenders
“I Say a Little Prayer” – Aretha Franklin
“I Honestly Love You” – Olivia Newton John
“God Only Knows” – The Beach Boys
“Don’t Let Me Down” – The Beatles
“Just the Two of Us” – Grover Washington, Jr., ft. Bill Withers
“Just the Way You Are” – Billy Joel
“Your Song” – Elton John
“How Deep is Your Love” – The Bee Gees
“The Air that I Breathe” – K.D. Lang version
“Time in a Bottle” – Jim Croce
“Up Where We Belong” – Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes
“Islands in the Stream” – Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
“Endless Love” – Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
“Almost Paradise” – Mike Reno and Ann Wilson
“Leather and Lace” – Stevie Nicks and Don Henley
“Feels Like Home” – Bonnie Raitt
“In Your Eyes” – Peter Gabriel
“I Want to Know What Love Is” – Foreigner
“Never Tear Us Apart” – INXS
“Eternal Flame” – The Bangles
“Heaven is a Place on Earth” – Belinda Carlisle
“Walking on Sunshine” – Katrina and The Waves
“Never Gonna Give You Up” – Rick Astley
“Everlasting Love” – U2 version
“[I Can’t Help] Falling in Love with You” – UB40 version
“Let’s Get It On” – Marvin Gaye
P.S.: Aziraphale secretly loves romantic duets and rock ballads. He wouldn’t admit it because his personality is classical music. However, he longs to sing karaoke duets with Crowley. “Reunited,” “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough,” “I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me),” “I’ll Be There,” “Don’t Let Me Down,” “Up Where We Belong,” “Islands in the Stream,” “Endless Love,” “Almost Paradise,” and “Leather and Lace.”
P.P.S.: “Never Gonna Give You Up.” Crowley unironically loves this song, but he invented “Rickrolling,” so Rick Astley would get paid more in song royalties. Who’s laughing now?
P.P.P.S.: “Let’s Get It On.” Crowley has experienced all the infinite varieties of human, demonic, angelic, and supernatural being sexuality and intimacy. Like various “sins” thought up by humans (without demonic influence), he has taken credit for inventing some of the more fun, creative intimate activities. He consulted on the artwork in the Kama Sutra. Crowley secretly wants to snuggle under the blankets with Aziraphale on cold rainy days, but he would never admit it because it would ruin his reputation.
Note on song selection:
Yes, the playlist is exclusively classic pop and rock songs. I’m a Gen Xer. David Tennant and Michael Sheen are Gen Xers. Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett are Boomers. This is the music I grew up listening to. These songs make me feel good. They don’t write songs like this anymore. I’m a cool college English teacher. My job is to corrupt the youth of the nation. Ms. Myers is going to expose you to culture. I’m a cool spinster aunt. Auntie Amy is gonna learn you about oldies music. I selected songs that thematically fit with the relationship between Aziraphale and Crowley. Listen to the lyrics. They fit. The list flows. You may not like my choices, so your mileage may vary. You can make your own playlist.
You can listen to it on YouTube.
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Hi I like to request for yandere speedwagon please and thank you ❤❤
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Thanks for my first request! Due to nothing being specified I will write general head cannons for Yan Phantom Blood Speedwagon! Automatically gender neutral as well. I mean it's kinda one-shotish? Also, fun fact, I'm literally haunted by Speedwagon srs.
Warnings!!: Murder is mentioned, mentions of self sacrifice/starving oneself. As well as minor mentions of coercion.
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We should start where it began, right? It's most likely that you were also some orphaned kid kicked out on the curb of Ogre street. Another poor soul similar to himself, possibly getting wrapped up in the same street gang he had also joined. Or maybe working freelance for any sort of income, but with how horrendous children are treated out there it's most likely not even worth trying. That's exactly why Speedwagon had even started to rely on criminal means to get by.
No matter how the two of you meet, either with normal or criminal means. It's a good thing to have people to rely on, and that's exactly what you were to the young man. Someone he could rely on when all else failed.
During the start of your formative years with the young blond boy, Speedwagon had a nack for getting himself into potentially life threatening situations. Either mugging the wrong gentleman on the streets, or getting caught stealing. Whatever it may be, you would either be right there to get him out of the fray, even heal and tend to his easily avoidable wounds... It makes a certain kind of trust to form between you two. Even if he's not entirely trustful of you at first, but as soon as you'd show him that you genuinely care, unlike those gangsters within Ogre street, he loosens up quickly. Much like how he saw Johnathans gold heart, he saw yours.
And as the two of you aged, growing up together like the family neither of you had, he'd soon grow more and more protective of you. Speedwagon values the genuinely good hearted people, it's an ideology you can't remove from him even with his sprees of theft and even murder. Being constantly exposed to such disturbing and horrifying things does something to people. He doesn't want to see the same thing happen with you. Not you, so, soon enough he asks you to stay behind. Not exactly restricting if you could go out or not. He knows you're capable, he's only paranoid that he would either find you dead or in an even worse state.
Especially when the two of you enter into adulthood, Speedwagon's paranoia about your safety reaches its absolute peak. Which would push his mental state further. Requesting that you just stay inside. Stay in the abandoned building the two of you called home until he gets back. He couldn't bear to see you hurt, especially when he could so easily prevent it.
To also say that over your years spent together in hell on earth made him catch some feelings for you, ones that aren't all that platonic. You've been his backbone since childhood, it was only natural that those feelings had realized themselves into this feeling of devotion. Especially with how brutal it is to live in such a place where food is considered a luxury. And Robert is a rather lucid man, he knows that a place like Ogre street isn't somewhere to fall in love- per say. Yet— he can't help this giddy feeling the blond gets around you even if he'd t.
You're a small dash of color in a land full of blacks and grey's. It only makes his heart swoon in joy once he's able to return to the place the two of you call home. Sometimes the man fantasizes about the both of you being married when this happens. That he's just your loving husband returning home, yet he knows that's not a reality. Yet, at least.
Over time he'd have a habit of trying to show off. Either from his bizarre fighting style to his almost frightening awareness and ability to narrate his surroundings to a T. Robert finds joy in this, seeing the way you either comment on his ability or subtly laugh at his goofy nature. It makes his days just a little bit brighter. It only fed this growing feeling in his heart that the two of you were meant to be.
But don't be fooled by his silliness, he can be quite serious when need be. As Robert himself has killed before, and will not hesitate to do so again when there's no other option left. It's most likely that he has killed someone for you're sake- either it be a dedicated creep or some London lowlife, he does feel guilty, but he'd rather protect those he loves rather than people he doesn't even know...
His street personality is strikingly different from his almost golden retriever-like attitude he carries around you at all times. Isn't he just the cutest, most charming man you've seen? Even if his antics are perceived as rather rude or extrinsic, Robert doesn't care. He'd light himself on fire to have those eyes on him for even a second longer...
These feelings he holds for you are rather charming. It runs deep within, more so than anyone could expect. As the eccentric man couldn't see himself where he is right now without you. You've played such a big role in why he's still breathing that he genuinely believes that he couldn't have survived up until now without your guidance and hospitality. His heart yearns to spew out his woes, to embrace you and never let go. He'd be the happiest man on earth if you even grazed his calloused and dirtied hands even accidentally. Practically making his stress melt away in record time and with flawless efficiency. There's nothing you could do now that would change Robert's view of you, he's practically like a trailing puppy at this point. Wherever you go, good ol' Robert E.O Speedwagon is not far behind!
He would give up anything to keep you well and happy, especially during those cold winters where he'd lend you anything warm he had- even if the two of you had the luxury of a fireplace in this old and rotten home. Robert would happily freeze, bleed and even starve if it meant that you were safe and sound.
The man is dedicated enough to bring around with him over a dozen momento's of you. From a torn and dirty piece of fabric that once belonged to your old clothes, maybe some locks of hair— if he's lucky enough he'd find some sort of locket to store these items of love— kissing it for good luck whenever he has the chance too. Robert is a hopeless romantic, after all. Keeping such things with him reminds him of why he's still fighting, to get back to you each time.
Oh, and about his prior fantasies of getting married— Robert would be overjoyed if you were to accept his proposal, even if it did take a bit of coercion. Robert is still over the moon with joy. With or without a ring, it doesn't matter to him. Especially after the events of Phantom Blood, Robert is just relieved that he's able to live the rest of his life with you without the threat of the supernatural or vampires... Or anyone else to disturb the two of you anymore...
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Y/N as the JoJo’s parental figure
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(I love a good healthy relationship between parents and children so soft and sweet BE THE BUCCIARATI WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN BE!! Also this one is a bit long btw)
Spoilers⚠️
Jonathan
🐶 After Dio moved in Jonathan’s father was very harsh towards him and Jonathan (who was 12 I think) often found himself away from home.
🐶 One day on your way to the town you came across him hiding and crying in the bushes and who were you to leave a poor kid alone.
🐶 You kept him company for a while and gave him someone to rant to and a shoulder to cry on.
🐶 You two became close and you both often had a picnic together in a meadow nearby Jonathan’s house.
🐶 You also subconsciously began parenting him and keeping an eye out for him.
🐶 You helped him become the gentleman he and his father wanted him to be.
🐶 Jonathan lost his mother at a very young age and he feared he would never be able to feel that motherly love until you came along.
🐶 When Dio began picking on him and Erina you came along and gave him a stern talking to , after that he steered clear of you.
🐶 It’s seemed wherever Jojo went trouble followed and you were there to get him out of it.
🐶 One day when you and Jonathan were walking home you gave him a treat you picked up at the shops to take home.
He smiled at the gift and hugged you “Thank you mum!” and pulled away. You were shocked and Jonathan was flustered he didn’t run away he said what he said and he meant it he sees you as a parental figure!
You pulled him in to a hug again and held him tight “You’re welcome my boy” and he shed some happy tears. George knew what was happening and he wasn’t upset no it was good that Jonathan had someone to turn to and after seeing your kind nature he knew if anything were to happen you would look after his boy.
🐶 You watched him grow into a man and you were proud of him as if he were you own son (he might as well be at this point lmao)
🐶 Then when Dio first faced Jonathan and killed George, George made you promise to be there for his son.
🐶 After George’s death you kept Jonathan at your house so he could recover, you teased him everytime Erina left, you were there when he was mourning and you were there when he needed you most.
🐶 You let him go with a man named Antonio knowing it would be what’s best for Jonathan and you kept an eye on Erina for him while he was away.
🐶 When he came back and Dio was defeated you were the first to hug him (after Erina of course) and told him you were proud of him.
🐶 You were there for the wedding to fill in for his dad and you were there to watch him off on his trip to America.
🐶 You cried you heart out when he died at the lost of your boy and made your way quickly over to America to meet Erina.
Joeseph
✈️ Joseph was an energetic child poor Speedwagon and Erina couldn’t keep up with him.
✈️ He loved his comic books when he was younger (he always loved comic books he’s a nerd-) so he spent a lot of time at the comic shop which was where you worked.
✈️ It wasn’t new to see a spiky head of hair from over the counter looking at the newest copies that came in.
✈️ You didn’t really have that parental instinct with him yet but when he made it his life’s mission to annoy you and be a general menace to your peaceful day, you started to get fond of him.
“Oi! Y/N look I can hold my breath for ten minutes!!”
“Oh really? I’ll set a timer”
“Ready 1..2..GO!”
* 1 minute later *
“Kay joeseph you can stop now I’m impressed”
“…”
“Joseph stop holding your breath the timer went out”
“…”
“Joseph you can breath now!!”
*passes out*
“JOSEPH!!”
✈️ You would hold back some copies of latest comics and some sweets for him to surprise him.
“WHAT! How are they all gone already!!”
“What’s wrong now Joseph”
“All the new Popeye comics are gone!(it was the 1930s leave me alone!)”
“Oh yeah the last one just left when you came in”
“WHAT?! And you didn’t stop them!”
“Why would I business is business”
“Even for your favourite kid in New York!!”
“Who’s says your my favourite?”
“We both know I’m your favourite but your not my favourite anymore!”
“Ouch and I had a spare popeye copy just for you oh well-“
“I CHANGED MY MIND I LOVE YOU NOW GIVE IT-“
“You are a little user aren’t you”
“Yup”
“That’s 1 dollar”
“What it’s usually 10 cents! I don’t have that cash!”
“Users pay more-“
“Y/NNNN”
✈️ Joseph practiced his line predicting with you and it never stopped freaking you out until you did it back.
“Your next line is Joseph pick up your mess!”
“Joseph pick up your mess- wait what?”
“HAH GOT YOU AGAIN!”
“Your next line is I’m just that cool”
“I’m just that cool!!”
“…”
“… Wait a minute-“
✈️ Joseph’s second home was your shop and he thought it was so cool that you lived there.
✈️ If he saw you outside of work he would drag you to the park and made you push him on the swing.
✈️ He would fall asleep in the shop too and you would have to close up and carry him home.
✈️ When he was younger he made you a card and gave it to you on Mother’s Day (or Father’s Day).
✈️ As he got older Joeseph often hid in the shop from other kids he was running from.(let’s say he’s 14-15)
✈️ You’d lecture him sometimes about bringing gangsters around and he’d just say “Ok MUM/DAD/PARENT!”
✈️ When he got expelled from school you offered to help him finish off his education and gave him a small job at the shop to keep him from causing more trouble.
✈️ You’d call him kiddo as a nickname but one time on accident you called him son.
“Y/N I’m hungry is there anything to eat?”
“Yeah I’ve some party sandwiches in the fridge.”
“Can you get me a few please”
“Sure kiddo“
*gets food and hands food over*
“There you go son-“
“…”
“…”
“… oh my god-“
“I-I’m sorry it slipped I can go do something else and be out of your way if you want-“
“NO NO! It’s ok I don’t mind”
*takes food*
“Thanks mom/dad/zaza”
✈️ Since then you both started calling each other that.
✈️ Erina and Speedwagon are ok with this too because they know they can only fill up a portion of a parental love and since Jonathan had a person like that (lmao an Easter egg about part1 y/n) it’s makes them reminisce and feel at ease.
✈️ You knew of Joseph’s parents since he was young but that didn’t make you treat him any different which Erina and Speedwagon appreciated.
✈️ When Joseph turned 18 he was full of trouble especially when he had that little ability of his, but you didn’t stop protecting him from getting in trouble with police and Erina.
✈️ Joseph then had to leave for a while which made you worry sick and rightfully so because when you got the news that he died you closed up the shop for a while it felt wrong to be open and know that your boy wouldn’t be coming in that day.
✈️ You went to the funeral reluctantly to Erina and Speedwagon’s request where you got to meet Lisa Lisa his actual parent.
✈️ She hugged you and thanked you for taking care of her son and sincerely said that you were as much of his parent as she was maybe more which almost made you cry.
✈️ When you found out he was alive and married you were so shocked that you fainted.
“What?! You didn’t know I was alive or married but I told Suzie to send a letter I swear I did! Unless..”
“Hah oh my god-“ *blacks out*
“Y/N!Suzie you killed your in-law!”
✈️ And just imagine an older Joseph telling his grandson all about you it would be so cute.
“When I was your age I hung out at Y/N’s comic shop, they used to spoil me rotten”
“I know jiji…”
“Y’know I didn’t grow up with a mom or a dad but I had them and now I look back at it they were the best thing I had to that kind of relationship.”
“Jiji…”
“Every now and again tell your mom you love her even if it’s not everyday just say let her know, Jotaro”
“I know Jiji”
“I miss ‘em Jotaro”
(I hate myself for writing this, this is the closest thing to angst I’m ever writing)
Jotaro
🐬 His dad wasn’t around for a lot of his sons life due to work reasons it doesn’t mean he doesn’t love his family though.
🐬 You’ve been friends with Holly since she moved to Japan, so you’ve been around for majority of Jotaro’s life.
🐬 So when Holly’s husband went off on tour she insisted you move in to her company and so you wouldn’t be by yourself.
🐬 Jotaro was only a toddler so you’d often find him waddling after you or looking for you, though if you ever caught him and looked at him he’d run to Holly and hide.
🐬 You would bring books and treats to try win him over and eventually he started warming up to you.
🐬 He wouldn’t be as close to you as he was to Holly cause he’s a mommas boy born and raised but if Holly wasn’t there and you were you were the next best thing.
🐬 I’m sorry but imagine a little Jotaro handing you a family picture and seeing yourself there holding his tiny squiggly line for a hand, frame that shit.
🐬 When Joseph and Suzie first came to visit when you moved in they thought you too were dating lmao.
🐬 But you both cleared the air and Joseph just outright said he preferred you to Jotaro’s dad (he doesn’t like him)
🐬 You introduced Joot to the marine life and took him to the aquarium for the first time.
🐬 Just imagine your reading the newspaper and a little Jotaro in his high chair and just copies your word as his first word.
*you flicking through your paper*
“My god the news nowadays is atrocious *flicks page* Yare Yare daze”
“Ya..”
“Hah? Was that you?”
“Yaya.. daya..”
“Don’t say it please”
“Yaya… yaya daya”
“Oh no…”
“Yaya yaya daya”
“You are so smart that’s two words I’m impressed but I’m going to be in so much trouble you know that right?”
“ Yaya “
“Fuck..”
“Fu-“
“NO!”
🐬 Holly laughed it off.
🐬 There was once the question of would you and Holly ever be together and no it’s strictly platonic but she often jokes about marrying you.
🐬 Your job is to collect him from school and you sometimes would take a small detour and get some ice cream or a treat.
🐬 I’ve seen some posts saying that he actually might have been bullied growing up because he was only half Japanese, which I think is a good insight into why he is the way he is.
🐬 You’d have to patch him up before Holly saw.
🐬 He’s always went to you for advice even when he was younger ,he would go to Holly but he doesn’t want to worry her.
“You are the bravest little boy I know Jotaro”
“… can we not tell mom”
“Jotaro she needs to know you can’t keep her in the dark about this”
“She’ll get worried and I don’t want that”
“That’s her job Jotaro, you can’t keep it all in kiddo you’ll end up hurting yourself”
“…”
🐬 You holly and Jotaro often played in the garden together.
🐬 Him asking you to come on parents day when Holly is sick.
🐬 Even when he was younger women of all ages would coo over him and you not being blind could tell he was uncomfortable and told them to leave him he but they wouldn’t so you asked again.
“Oh isn’t he just sweet”
“Look at those eyes so pretty!”
“Aw I just want to take him home!”
“Sweetie would you like anything I can get it from the stall for you”
“Can I’ve a hug honey cmon just one!”
“LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE YOU’RE MAKING HIM UNCOMFORTABLE!! NOW PISS OFF!!”
“Well I never”
“Who are to say that to us!”
“You’re not his parent!”
“We should call child protection services”
“What a brute”
“Yare Yare daze let’s just go Jotaro”
🐬 Since that day you are captain of Jotaro protection squad.
🐬 His first day of high school you gifted him pins for the hat Holly gave him.
🐬 You’ve watched him closely as he grew up and there is an obvious child and parental love there though it’s not a much or strong as his with Holly’s you know he care.
🐬 He never called you mom or dad you’ve always just been Y/N to him not as an insult to disrespect you no Jotaro just doesn’t care about labels that’s doesn’t mean he doesn’t see you as a parent.
🐬 He does still take your advice as a rebellious teen.
🐬 Like when he left for a month you said you would stay behind with Holly but you would often get phone calls from Joseph asking about Holly and filling you in on everything.
🐬 And late at night you would get phone calls from Jotaro asking about her as well.
“Hello kujo residence this is Y/N speaking”
“Hi Y/N…”
“Oh hello Jotaro, how are you?”
“Tired…”
“I can imagine just make sure you’re getting plenty of rest okay?”
“Yeah yeah I will”
“Your grandpa told me you’ve arrived in Cairo you must be happy you’ve come so far”
“Yeah I can’t wait to get this shit over with”
“Hah I can imagine you mom can’t wait to have you home again she misses you”
“How is she doing?”
“Oh she’s strong she’s just tired her temperature is going down a bit and she’s talking”
“That’s good…”
“Jotaro… you know if there’s anything wrong I’m here to talk, right?”
“Yare Yare daze, yeah I know I’m just looking forward to coming home”
“Don’t you Yare Yare daze me boy, I taught you that shit, give me more sass and I’ll come to Egypt and whoop your butt mister!”
“*smiles*”
“Well I better go to bed it’s late and you must be exhausted.”
“Yeah… goodnight I guess… can I call you again tomorrow?”
“Call again whenever you want to son ok?”
“……”
“Was that too much? I’m sorry I won’t-“
“No, it’s ok… it’s nice goodnight Y/N”
“Oh that’s a relief goodnight Jotaro”
🐬 He looked forward to your midnight calls it helped him push through.
🐬 When Jotaro came home he immediately went to his mom and let her hug him.
🐬 Jotaro looked for you later that night and found you outside his room sitting down.
“What are you doing?”
“I could ask you the same question”
*sits next to you*
“Happy to be home?”
“Yeah..”
“Well we’re happy to have you home kiddo, it wasn’t feeling as angsty as it was”
“Harhar”
“No but seriously I missed you kid I really did”
“…”
“Never mind you’re tired time to go to bed anyways c’mon back to bed with you kid.”
*you get up*
“Hey… I’ll see you in the morning Jotaro ok?”
“Y/N… I missed you too”
*you smile*
“Goodnight son”
*you go to your room*
“Goodnight mom/dad/zaza”
(This was a cute one I’m proud of myself)
🐬 Your Jolyne’s favourite grandparent besides Holly, even though you aren’t related.
Josuke
💛 Another Jojo without a present father figure.
💛 Little Josuke got into a lot of fights over his hair when he was younger.
💛 As charismatic as he was he was a scary little boy who could somehow beat a grown man to a bloody pulp thanks to his little friend.
💛 You’ve kept an eye on the boy for a while now not because you’re a stalker it’s a small town and he just appears out of nowhere and you have concluded and confirmed that the kid had a stand.
💛 One day you in the park just sitting down and enjoying the nice Morioh weather, when you saw a group a teens crowded in a corner you take no heat to it until you hear a familiar little voice yelling, your eyes drift back to the teens and you seen a familiar pink and blue arm trying to attack.
💛 You stand up and walk over there listening in on the crowd before attacking,
“Dorarararararararararara!!!”
“Hold him still boys I wanna get another kick in!!”
“Listen here you little punk you hit my brother the other day and you broke his arm, you punk!!”
“So?! He made fun of my hair!! No can do that!!”
“And he’s 6!! If you think you can just own this place you’ve got another thing coming!!”
“Let’s not forget he hit my sister too!! You’re a little bully!! How about you give us all the money in your backpack and maybe we’ll only break your wrists so you don’t try that shit again!!”
“Dora!!”
“Stop fighting back or we’ll break your legs too!!”
“Yeah!! Stop fighting boot head!!”
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!! “
*breaks nose*
“OW MY FACE!”
“You little prick I’m gonna-“
“OI! Dickheads”
💛 They all turn to you annoyed, your eyes wander to Josuke an angry glare pointing towards one of the teens.
“Piss off we’re busy”
“Picking on a little kid? What would your mother say?”
“Didn’t you hear him? He said fuck off!”
“Yeah and we’re not going to repeat ourselves go away!”
“Now now kiddos don’t have a tantrum I have to say good for you for standing up for family but beating up a little kid isn’t good”
“So you heard all that? Then you know he assaulted our siblings!”
“They verbally assaulted his appearance”
“They’re 6!!”
“So is he, now it’s time for you to piss off before I call my police buddies down here”
“You’re a cop?!”
“Yup graduated last week got the badge yesterday now shoo!”
“Dude let’s just go it’s not worth it he learned his lesson!”
“Fine but we’re watching you kid!”
💛 You watched them walk away and turned back to Josuke. Who was just muttering to himself and holding back tiny tears.
💛 You took him to a nearby store and picked up a first aid kit so you could patch him up.
💛 Since then he’s been following you around, you’d often find him at the park and if he sees you he’ll stop what he’s doing and sit beside you.
💛 He told his mom and grandpa about you and they liked you too and somehow you got wrapped into their little family.
💛 Josuke doesn’t care about his father since his mom told the story about how they met, so he’s practically adopted you as his parent.(bare in mind he’s like 6-9)
💛 He introduces you as his parent so you just roll with it.
💛 You pick up magazines and hairspray for him when he needs it.
💛 He told you the story about his hair and how it’s very important to him and you made a pledge to never make fun of it and stand up for him and his hair which made him very happy.
“Hey hair for brains!!”
“HAH?!! What did you say about my hair!!”
“Josuke calm down!”
“But Y/N he said something bad about my hair!!”
“Oh did he now?!”
“Yeah!!”
“Alright kid you’re under arrest!
“WAIT WHAT!!”
“Gettem Y/N!!”
💛 You’re over at his house majority of the time whether it’s to play with him, have a tea with Tomoko or just talk to his grandpa about work.
💛 Eventually you had to mention you could see his stand and he got so excited someone else could see his crazy diamond.
💛 In order for you to see a stand you must have a stand, so you showed off your stand, Enter Sandman.
💛 So not only does you have a kid now so does your stand, you ended up training Josuke helping him figure out his capabilities and even as a kid his stand was really strong.
💛 He really did look up to you not as much as the stranger with the pompadour but he thought you were really cool.
💛 If his grandpa said he couldn’t play with his gun then he asks you, you also say no.
💛 You are the automatic babysitter, when Tomoko goes out and Gramps is busy he is dropped off at your apartment.
💛 Since then he grew up to be a “delinquent” and often met up with you not as a parental relationship but as a cop and a bad kid.
💛 You keep him out of trouble for them most part but tomoko finds out and beats both your asses.
💛 You give him a ride home in your cop car if you ever catch him and his buddies walking home in the rain.
“Okay Josuke we’re home”
“Sweet thanks Y/N!”
“Nots so fast Higashikata that’s 1500 yen for the ride”
“WHAT! But I’m literally your favourite person in Morioh!”
💛 Sometimes Josuke thinks about his dad and gets angry so he goes to you for comfort because his mom would get upset.
💛 He’s a mommas boy too but some stuff he doesn’t want to talk or rant about with his mom so that’s where you come in.
💛 Asks you for help on his homework.
💛 If he pisses you off you will knuggie him he has received this warning and will back down when threatened this.
💛 Won’t outright call you mom/dad/zaza cause he doesn’t even call Joseph, dad and it’s kinda awkward with him right there but he does see you as a parent to him though.
💛 Call him son and he’ll get so flustered and bashful.
💛 When the search for Kira began you included yourself and began looking for clues to help, leading up to the final battle you got injured and Josuke wouldn’t be able to make it to you in time and catch Kira so he had to leave you vulnerable, when Kira died he went back to you and healed you but you wouldn’t wake up.
“Y/N! I’m here y/n time to wake up now ok? I healed you, we won Kira’s gone now so you can get up now!”
“…”
“C’mon Y/N don’t fucking play this shit it’s not funny!”
“Josuke…”
“No! I came in time their heart was beating I did I swear!!”
“Josuke come on let’s take you to the hospital you’re injured”
“NO! C’mon wake up wake up you idiot!!”
*he shakes you*
*sobs and sad times*
*you start coughing*
“Don’t call me an idiot you little shit”
“You’re alive!! Why didn’t you respond to me!!”
“I was tired I haven’t been getting much sleep since Kira..”
*Josuke hugs you*
“I thought I lost you mom/dad/zaza”
“Huh?”
“Wait no I mean Y/N that’s what I said I didn’t mean-“
*you pull him into another hug*
“I’m not going anywhere son, don’t you worry”
Giorno
🐸 Giorno grew up with a rough childhood full of neglect and abuse and unfortunately you didn’t come into his life until he went to a boarding school.
🐸 You we’re one of the teachers at his school and got to help him when he needed you.
🐸 He never really did he was always so independent but you kept an eye on him cause what can you say the boy in the pink suit got your attention.
🐸 It started with you bringing him meals when he forgot his own.
🐸 Sneaking him snacks late at night.
🐸 Fetching products for his hair, you help him dye his hair it’s hard to see if the back of his head is done right.
🐸 He eventually opened up to you and told you the minimal of his plans and to his surprise you supported him.
“I want to create a drug free world”
“Then you should follow your dream Giorno”
“Wait you think I can achieve my dream?”
“I don’t see why not you’re a smart kid and you’re ambitious, if you need anything or any help with your dream then you know where to find me”
“Grazie”
🐸 You would always cover for him when he snuck out.
🐸 You spoiled him a lot even after he told you about his past, which he saw as pity until you explained.
“Don’t feel the need to spoil me because of my past I don’t need to be pitied”
“Oh Giorno I’m sorry that you see it as that but you’re a hard working boy and one of my best pupils and I figured you should be treated every now and again”
“Ah I see I’m sorry”
“Don’t be, I would never pity you kiddo you can do just fine without it “
🐸 But saying that you got him a ladybug brooch which made you happy to see him wear.
🐸 He doesn’t open up much but he gives you hugs because he’s a lot closer to you than anyone else.
🐸 You’ve both been in each others presence for years before Giorno had joined the Passione.
🐸 He introduced you to the bucci gang before leaving to transport Trish so you would know where he is and not worry.
“Bruno this my mama/padre/zaza- um oh dear“
“Allow me son, hello I’m Giorno’s mama/padre/zaza!!”
“Bruno bucciarati it’s a pleasure to meet you.
“Signore Bucciarati the pleasure is all mine!”
🐸 He meant it but he didn’t mean to say it and that was the last time Giorno ever slipped up.
🐸 Then on everyone called you mama/padre/zaza Y/N.
🐸 Giorno doesn’t live it down.
🐸 Giorno calls you when he’s on missions though which is nice and he keeps you up with everything that’s happening.
🐸 He sends you gifts from his missions such as pictures or even souvenirs.
🐸 You we’re there to comfort the remaining bucci gang and adopted them all as your children.
🐸 Has a picture of you on his desk when he’s the don.
(I didn’t know what to say for this because he has Bruno and it almost feels like I’m making him betray Bruno 😢)
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esha-isboogara · 1 year
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what your favorite jojo character says about you !
these are my takes on what kind of person you are based on your fave ;)
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jonathan- you’re way too good for this world and i will protect you with my life!! you always choose the “nice” option when you’re playing an rpg/otome. i bet you cry during movies. you’re a dog person but you’re not annoying about it.
speedwagon- you’re either the kind of person that has a waifu unironicly or you’re too afraid to disagree with other peoples opinions. you were for sure bullied in school for liking anime and never really recovered .
joseph- you think you’re the funniest person in the room but in reality have the sense of humor of a middle school boy and everyone thinks you’re annoying. you have no idea how to act in public
ceaser- you most definitely get bitches.
jotaro- you’re either too horny for your own good or youre the kind of person who automatically chooses the most basic mc because it’s the safest. you probably never outgrew your emo phase and i guarantee you read lots of hardcore smut in middle school.
kakyoin- you use the word milfs way too much. it’s actually kind of annoying. please shut up. on the other hand you know how to dress!! for some reason every single kak stan knows their way around fashion. your probably an avid markiplier enjoyer.
avdol- you had a crush on zuko in middle school and i bet you carry a lighter everywhere. you don’t smoke or anything you just carry it to carry it. you’re like super mature for some reason and you are the brains of the friend group most likely.
polnareff- you’re a bit dense but we love you anyways. you have zero clue how to express your emotions. please stop letting people trauma dump on you :( you don’t deserve it babe
iggy- shut THE FUCK up
josuke- you are the coolest person on earth. you have no flaws. you are a god.
okuyasu- you’re the dumb friend. i’m sorry to tell you like this but someone had to. you make up for your lack of brain cells with your big heart <3 i bet you know lots of random facts about uselessness things as well.
rohan- you’re the biggest bitch i have ever met/pos. you definitely had a devianart phase that you only outgrew because you got bullied or met some scary ass people on there. you’re kind of a weirdo but that’s what gives you your spice.
koichi- you act innocent and kind but you’re a bitch too/ also pos. i bet your AO3 history is full of insane amount of hard smut or hurt/bo comfort.
giorno-you’re either a dope ass person who’s actually super genuine and everyone wants to be your friend. OR you’re a super annoying anime fan who says shit like “but can he beat goku though”.
mista- you’re a stoner. i have not met a single fan of this man who does not smoke. you either smoke before every little thing you do and mention it to every single person on this planet. or you’re down low about it and just kind of go about your life.
narancia- you are still a child. you didn’t really mature correctly and i bet it’s because of some traumatic event that happened during childhood that forced you to grow up. please go to therapy i will be your therapist. also liking sharp things and setting things on fire is not a personality trait.
fugo- you’re a red flag but in a good way(?)you always try to see the best in people even when it’s clear they are the worst person on earth. you definitely have anger issues because you suppress your feelings until they explode out of you. you give really good hugs i think.
abbacchio- you either want a big titty goth gf or are the big titty goth gf. you never left your emo phase and you definitely had a behavior problem in high school. please stop dying your hair every month it’s going to fall out soon.
bruno- you’re most DEFINITELY the mom of the friend group. everyone comes to you with their issues but you’re too afraid to put your issues on someone else because you don’t want to burden them with your feelings.
jolyne- you are most DEFINITELY lgbqt emphasis on the L. you most definitely have issues with one or both of your parents.
hermes- COME OUT OF THE CLOSER PLS!!! we all already know you like girls just admit it we are going to love and accept you no matter what.
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jojosbizzarewife · 26 days
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When you're sick
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Brings you medicine/vitamins throughout the day
Suzy Q
includes a Flintstones vitamin every morning
Yakako
Hermes
will also run you a nice warm bubble bath every night that you're not feeling well
Pucci
Gyro
he goes full doctor mode when you're sick - will also lend you his teddy to keep you company
Makes you lots of teas for your sore throat, makes sure you're well hydrated
Jonathan
Wammu
Avdol
will make you his special spicy hot chocolate
Giorno
Ghiaccio
sets alarms to remind himself to make you a new tea
F.F
Hot Pants
Yasuho
Makes you soup, homemade of course
Jotaro
will tell you that you dreamed it, if you bring it up
Okuyasu
asks tonio for recipie to help make you feel better
Bruno
okay, maybe not homemade, but it is store bought with love
Anasui
surprisingly good cook, makes the best chicken noodle soup
Diego
makes the best minestrone soup, his mom would make it for him when he was sick as a kid
Norisuke
Will hover around you and make sure you have anything you want or need
Erina
Esidisi
Kakyoin
sweet boy, puts on your favourite movie to watch with you too
Narancia
Formaggio
if he absolutely has to go out, he will shrink you down and put you in his pocket
Rikiel
sweet boy is so doting when you're sick
Joshu
was sick a lot as a kid, so he knows how awful you feel, just wants you to feel better
Brings you little gifts to help make you feel better
Caesar
Koichi
Mikitaka
will drop off any cool looking sticks he finds
Trish
Pesci
Weather Report
picks up some popcorn and matching fuzzy socks for you both so you can binge your favourite show
Gappy
brings you dango, lots of dango
Will drop things off outside your door because they don't want to get sick
Dio
won't even knock to let you know he brought anything (then get annoyed when you don't bring it in)
Akira Otoishi
can't risk his precious singing voice
Risotto
Illuso
sets a mirror up in your room so he can keep an eye on you and can drop things off easily for you
Ungalo
Funny Valentine
Tries to cuddle your cold away - ends up sick themselves
Speedwagon
Polnareff
something about "true loves kiss heals all" (not this time, though)
Mista
the pistols refuse to work when you're sick anyway
Melone
Jobin
whenever you're sick, he calls you his little bed bug
Builds you a blanket fort to watch movies in together
Baron Zeppeli
Joseph
I feel like it's the only time he's not a complete menace
Hol Horse
Josuke
even buys you a nice comfy blanket that he warms up in the dryer for you
Doppio
Jolyne
Johnny
will also make a bonfire for you to cuddle around in the evening
Tells you to get better (as an order)
Kars
Rohan
Abbachio
probably tells you it's your own fault for getting sick (still brings you little treats from the store)
Prosciutto
Mamezuku
Forces quarantine
Lisa lisa
Kira
Fugo
believes it's the only way the others will leave you alone to rest, he records himself reading so you have an audio book at least
Versus
Ringo Roadagain
don't even try to leave your room he won't let you
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avanatural · 2 years
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Mind Games
Part 2
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Series summary: Set in 1984. It’s that time of the year – the supes are having the time of their lives at the Herogasm festival. Soldier Boy seems to have taken a special interest in Y/N, a fellow superhero.
Pairing: Soldier Boy x female Reader
Category: Angst, smut, 18+
Word count: 4.3k
Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, smoking, mentions of sex, attempted sexual coercion, cursing, violence, Soldier Boy crossing boundaries, dub-con elements
A/N: This story contains sexual content! Do not read if you’re under the age of 18! Part two to celebrate reaching over 800 followers! 💃 You guys are amazing, thank you so much for supporting me! 💖 I hope you enjoy! Wanna be added to my Soldier Boy tag list? Send me an ask!
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♩ Solid Gold ♩
“It’s Solid Gold! Starring Marilyn McCoo, Kim Karnes, The Oak Ridge Boys, Waylan Flowers & Madame, the Solid Gold dancers, and very special guest… Soldier Boy!”
I grunted internally, resisting the urge to toss my head back against the worn-out couch. He was everywhere. And I mean everywhere. On posters, in theaters, even on goddamn lunch boxes, and now on Solid Gold, hence, in my tiny fucking living room. On a Saturday night, nonetheless, when all I wanted was to relax and drink my goddamn wine in peace.
From the corner of my eye, I could see my twelve-year-old sister’s eyes light up as Soldier Boy showed up on the tv-screen. He waltzed onto that stage like he owned it, holding a microphone, smiling that stupidly attractive smile. He looked straight into the camera, his eyes framed by a brand-new helmet. My insides started to tingle as I recalled how I had broken his previous helmet at Herogasm.
Soldier Boy’s deep voice echoed through the small living room as he spoke, “Good evening, everyone! I wanna dedicate this performance to a very special someone…” 
My eyes wanted to roll to the back of my head. He was surely talking about Crimson Countess again. I knew that at this point, the two of them were only required to keep up their little romance for the public eye. Which, by the way, annoyed the fuck out of her.
Soldier Boy proved me very, very wrong, though. The tingling sensation in my belly intensified a thousandfold as he continued, “She likes to wear leather, and her eyes can light up any room she enters, literally! She’s a force to be reckoned with, let me tell ya. Trouble, this one’s for you!” He winked at the camera as if it was the most natural thing and started to perform “Can’t Fight This Feeling” by REO Speedwagon.
Meanwhile, my blood felt as though it had turned into thick ice cubes. My eyes went round as I repeated his words in my mind. Trouble was my supe name, my persona, if you will, and Soldier Boy had just mentioned me to the world. Light up any room, my ass. He made me want to light up his fucking mind.
“What- Whoa! Did he just say Trouble?”, Lily, my little sister, inquired, her voice rising like a phoenix from the ashes. She almost jumped up off the couch.
I just observed the screen, watching Soldier Boy sway his hips with a look of pure bewilderment on my face. What the actual fuck?
Lily shook my arm, effectively dragging me out of my trance. “Y/N-“
“No. No, just forget it. He wasn’t talking about me,” I quickly brushed her off and reached for the remote.
In true annoying-little-sister fashion, Lily snatched the remote from my hand, wearing that big puppy-frown on her face. “Y/N! You know Soldier Boy and you didn’t tell me about it?”
Oh, yeah, did I mention my sister was Payback’s number one fan? All her life, she’d dreamed about having superpowers like me and being friends with great heroes like Soldier Boy.
I sighed, pushing some exhausted air from my lungs. “It’s no big deal, okay?”
“No- No big deal? He acknowledged you on tv! How long have you known him? Wait, are you dating or something??”, she rambled, the questions flowing out of her mouth like one single word.
My nose wrinkled. “God, no.” That asshole just played with my feelings at a fucking superhero orgy. “He’s just messing with me.”
“So, you’re friends?”
“No, we’re not.” I sighed again and got up from the couch, trying to wrap my head around the fact that Soldier Boy had addressed me on television. I didn’t know what his intention was, and it was driving me insane. Did he want to put some kind of pressure on me? “I’m gonna make you some dinner, okay?”, I suggested to my sister, needing to distract myself, already heading for the kitchen.
“Is this about the letter you got?”, Lily blurted, sitting up straight on the couch.
I paused, holding my breath for a second, and slowly spun around to face her. “What?”
“The letter,” she repeated and gave me a shrug so innocent that I almost couldn’t be mad at her for knowing my little secret. Almost. “From… From Vought.”
With a creased brow, I took a step closer to her, raising my voice. “You went through my mail?”
“I just…” Lily shrugged again, her face turning apologetic. “I saw the Vought logo on it. I couldn’t help it! You’d already opened it. I only read a few lines, I swear.”
“Lily, we’ve talked about this.”
“I know. I’m sorry.”
I took a deep breath and crossed my arms over my chest, thinking about my next move as Soldier Boy danced across my tv screen without a care in the world. God, he was infuriating, putting me from one uncomfortable position into the next.
“But Y/N, they want you to sign a contract!”, Lily exclaimed, her little face lighting up with excitement. Of course, she would think this was all a dream come true.
“They want me to join Payback,” I clarified. My stomach fluttered nervously as I said it out loud for the very first time. For the past two weeks, I had kept the letter to myself, just brooding on my own.
My sister got up from the couch with a little bounce. “You have to do it! Oh my God, that’s so fucking cool!”  
“Language.”
“I’m sorry.”
“I can’t join Payback.”
“But… I thought you’d want to work for Vought,” my sister argued. Her eyes were wide with misunderstanding. 
I couldn’t blame her for not getting it. But I couldn’t tell her about my encounter with Soldier Boy. I couldn’t tell her that I got a fucked-up vibe from him. And I certainly couldn’t tell her how he’d used my powers against me at Herogasm. She was just a kid. I wanted her to be able to keep enjoying all that supe stuff as long as possible.
With a scowl on my face, I thought back to my last conversation with Payback’s leader. “I’m not so sure anymore.”
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A month earlier
“For the record, I see why they fucking call you Trouble,” Soldier Boy stated, his voice deep and gravelly as he pointed his finger at his broken helmet on the floor.
My jaw was clenched so tightly that it ached. I could still feel the electricity pumping through my veins. I absolutely hated the effect that this guy had on me. I hated what he brought out in me. I didn’t want to be this impulsive, angry supe anymore. “Are we done here?”, I asked cautiously, my body still tense as a fucking brick, ready to fight.
“Oh, I don’t think we are.” Soldier Boy took a step towards me, his bright green eyes sparkling darkly. He took my chin between his fingers and made me look at him. His spicy scent hit me again, mingling with the smell of the cigars he’d been smoking. “You ever thought about joining my team? Hm?”
I held his gaze, unwilling to miss even the slightest change in his eyes. I knew I was in danger right now. But so was he. “Once or twice.”
His tongue slid along his lips, so slowly that it seemed like he was tasting something he wanted to savor. “What if I told you I knew a way for you to get in?”
I didn’t reply. No, I just eyed him, trying desperately to figure him out. He was riling me up, humoring me, baiting me, all at once.
“What if I told you…,” he continued, his penetrating green stare not wavering in the slightest, “That I could make a personal recommendation for you to join Payback? Swatto’s basically on his way out, anyway. That stupid fucker. They’re all a bunch of pussies, really.”
Joining the most famous, best paid team of superheroes? Any other supe would surely sink their teeth into that offer like a starving hyena. But this kind of thing definitely didn’t just happen to you. No, it took years to achieve a goal like that. It took an amount of effort that I had never been willing to put into anything my entire life. “What’s the catch?”
He scoffed, his gaze dropping to my mouth. His hand wandered, slowly slipping from my chin down to my throat. He didn’t grab it, didn’t squeeze it, no, his hand just laid on my throat, resting there in an alarmingly calm manner. “No fucking catch. Just glory.”
“You would do that for me?”, I asked, my voice laced with distrust, “After what I just did?”
“That little fucking stunt you just pulled… I gotta say you’re… intriguing.” For a brief second, his hand curled around my throat, giving a small squeeze, but then it went back to just resting there. “You could be of service to us. To me.”
I arched my eyebrows as his blunt fingertips left a tingling sensation on my skin. “What are you suggesting?”
“You and I…” He licked his lips again, his fingers sneaking lower to brush the top of my cleavage. “We’re gonna have a fun little chat upstairs. In private.”
I covered his hand with mine and pushed his fingers away from my skin. He’d just taken me right to the edge again. My anger rushed back to the surface, making my blood feel like it was boiling. Who the hell did the think he was? “No. I’m not going anywhere with you.”
Soldier Boy huffed, his broad shoulders twitching with cockiness. “You’re a tough one to crack. But I like a fucking challenge.” His eyebrows and lips curled smugly as he stepped away from me. “I’ll be seein’ you around, Y/N. That’s a fucking promise.”
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Present
“Why wouldn’t you wanna work for Vought?”, Lily inquired, her brows twirling with confusion, her long ponytail swaying back and forth as she shook her head, “You’d be famous!”
I inhaled slowly, trying to think of an excuse I could tell my sister. Sure, if I joined Payback, our financial problems would disappear into thin air. I'd be able to offer Lily a stable home. I wouldn’t have to struggle to hold down a job. I wouldn’t need to partake in stupid casting shows in the hopes of getting a spot in a shitty superhero team. Not that I’d ever been welcomed into any superhero team. Rising from literally nothing to Payback? The offer sounded too good to be true. And also shady as hell. I had zero field experience, and now fucking Vought came knocking on my door?
“I don’t wanna be famous.” I shrugged my shoulders, close to being at a loss for words. I didn’t wanna be famous. Did I? It suddenly occurred to me that I had no goddamn clue what I truly wanted. All I knew was that Soldier Boy and Vought’s attention flattered me more than I would have liked to admit.
I was almost grateful when the telephone started to ring, interrupting my train wreck of thoughts. On somewhat wobbly legs, I walked into the hallway, whose walls were painted a horrendous dirty white color. I reached for the telephone, which was placed on an old little side table next to our battered shoe cabinet. “Hello?”
“This is Stanford Edgar,” a male voice echoed through my ear, “I’m an associate with Vought American. I wish to speak to Y/N Y/L/N.”
“You’re talking to her,” I replied, pressing the phone closer to my ear and curling my free hand around the phone cord.
“Miss Y/L/N, it was brought to my attention that you have been contacted by our company.”
“Yeah.” I cleared my throat and threw a quick glance towards the living room, hoping that my eavesdropper of a sister was keeping herself in check. “I got your letter.”
“I see. I’m really sorry to tell you that the letter you received contained false information.”
What, now? I could feel the line between my eyebrows wrinkle. I could practically hear my mother’s disapproving voice in my head, saying, ‘It makes you look unpleasant, dear.’ I sighed out loud. “Come again?”
“We would like to apologize and rectify our mistake. And we would like to do so by offering you what one could call a… trial run.”
“A trial run?”
“Yes. Vought American would like to welcome you to the movie set of Payback Rising.”
Payback Rising. Another one of those super popular Vought movies that was currently being filmed. I’d seen the announcement in the newspaper.
“You’ll have a small speaking role, meet the team,” Edgar continued, “Meet important associates.”
My fist closed around the phone cord. “I thought I was being invited to join the team, not act in their newest movie. I wanna know what’s going on, Mr. Edgar. Right now.” There was a short sigh on the other end of the line. Surely, I was being an inconvenience to his company. That was fine, though. I’d never been anything other than an inconvenience my entire life.
“That letter…”, he spoke, “It was sent to you before Vought had a chance to authorize it. I would like to personally apologize for the misunderstanding. If it’s any consolation, we do believe that your powers could be an enrichment for Payback. We’d just like to get to know you first. We will not leave you without compensation, of course.”
I arched my eyebrows. And since I couldn’t see Edgar, I arched them at Lily’s newest poster of the TNT Twins that she’d put up the day before. “Compensation?”
“Financial compensation for your troubles.”
“Uhm…” I paused for a second. Even though I had no desire to learn lines and act in a superhero movie, compensation did sound tempting. I needed money to pay the bills. I needed money for my sister. She needed new shoes, new school supplies. It was just me and her. I had already fucked up her life enough with my irresponsibility. “How much money are we talking?”
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Two weeks later
I arched my eyebrows as his blunt fingertips left a tingling sensation on my skin. “What are you suggesting?”
“You and I…” He licked his lips again, his fingers wandering lower to brush the top of my cleavage. “We’re gonna have a fun little chat upstairs. In private.”
My hand collided with his cheek in an instant. Soldier Boy’s face turned to the side, the impact powerful enough to make him lose his balance a bit. He was caught off guard, so I took my chance to hit him again, using my fist this time. He groaned in pain as it collided with his cheekbone.
The sound of his pained grunt was music to my fucking ears. And then I just kept punching him, pushing him, kicking him until the blood started to flow.
Again.
And again.
And-
With each harsh thrust of his hips, he went deeper, knocking the air from my lungs, making the wall shake. All I could to was gasp and groan, time and time again. 
“Look at me,” he kept repeating, demanding that I try to keep up the eye contact. He was so rough that I expected him to break me. But he didn’t. My wetness took all of him until he was buried so deeply inside of me that-
“Y/N?”
I snapped out of my visions and looked up, disoriented. Then I remembered that I was on the set of Payback Rising, sitting in front of a mirror. The make-up artist, Jeanine, was gazing down at me with a concerned look on her face. My hands were digging into the armrests of my make-up chair.
Had I just envisioned beating the crap out of Soldier Boy? Yes. Had my mind gone an entirely different route by reliving Soldier Boy’s mental images from Herogasm instead? Also, yes.
“I’m good,” I replied, squinting up at Jeanine. I may have been able to enter other people’s minds, but I myself had a very vivid imagination, too. When I got lost in a daydream, it could be hard to get a hold of me and pull me back to reality. As a kid, I’d spent hours just hanging out in my very own comfort fantasies.
“Are you sure?”, she asked.
I brushed her off with a small wave of my hand. “Yeah, I’m sure.”
Before she could ask any more questions, a male voice entered our conversation. “Well, well, well, and what do we have here? Who is this pretty lady?”
I turned around in my chair and saw a tall man who had to be 30-ish trudge towards us. He wore a black suit, a big pair of brown sunglasses, and carried a cigar between his fingers. With a casual gesture of his hand, he signaled for Jeanine to leave. She followed his request immediately, zero hesitation, and walked right off.
“I’m new here,” I replied drily, looking up at the man.
He pointed his finger at me, casually wriggling it from side to side with a smile on his face. “You must be Trouble. I’ve been looking for you fucking everywhere. I’m Vought’s VP of hero management.”
Well, that certainly rang a bell. My eyebrows climbed up my forehead. “You’re The Legend.”
He pulled on his cigar, quickly pushed the smoke back out, and placed his hand over his heart. “That’s exactly who the fuck I am, doll. I’m supposed to apologize for that misunderstanding with your letter. A real fucking shame, if you ask me.”
The way he emphasized the word ‘misunderstanding’ caught my attention. My eyes narrowed at him. “What do you know about that?”
He chuckled and used his cigar to point at my face. “I see you’re a cut to the chase-kinda girl. I get why the fuck chose you.”
“Chose me?”
The Legend shrugged his shoulders in a nonchalant fashion. A whole cloud of heavy cigar scent surrounded him. “Yeah. Soldier Boy.”
Hearing his name made me hold my breath for a second. So far, I hadn’t met him on the set. Thank fuck. I looked around to see if anyone could have been listening to us. Lowering my voice, I asked, “So, he really recommended me to Vought?”
The Legend tilted his head at me. “Is that so surprising?”
“It is, actually,” I responded, “Him and I… We kinda started off on the wrong foot. And that’s probably an understatement. Is he out to get me? Is he trying to humiliate me or something?” If I needed to watch out, I wanted to at least be prepared.
The Legend laughed. “Hold your fucking horses, Sweetheart. Soldier Boy likes to play! The harder you are to break, the easier it’ll be for him to keep you in mind. He likes the assertive type. To a certain extent, at least. You’re his new plaything, his most recent obsession. That shit usually doesn’t last too long.”
“So, what am I really doing here?”, I demanded, subtly shaking my head, “This can’t actually be a trial run.”
“Well, Edgar wasn’t too happy that Soldier Boy made an assistant write that fucking letter to you, without Vought’s knowledge. You seem like a smart girl. You can figure it out. What the fuck do you think this is?”
I didn’t need to read his mind to comprehend what he was getting at. Honestly, I’d had a bad feeling ever since I’d arrived on the movie set. No one had really spoken to me, and definitely no Vought associates. Oh, and my role was trash. I was gonna be ‘saved’ by none other than the great Soldier Boy himself. I ran my tongue along my lips and shortly closed my eyes. It was official – I was a fucking dumbass that had been baited with money. “They’re gonna make me ‘damsel in distress number thirteen’ in the movie and throw me out like garbage.” These bastards really thought that by giving me the time of day, they could get rid of me.
He clicked his tongue and pointed his cigar at me. “You’re indeed a smart one, doll. Swatto may be about to lose his fucking job, but Vought’s certainly not looking for a second Mindstorm to replace him. No offense.”
I scoffed, but couldn’t hide away my smile. His straightforwardness was refreshing in this whole goddamn mess.
The Legend smirked back at me. “Let me give you one little piece of advice, okay?” He leaned closer to me. So close that I could see his pale blue eyes underneath his brown sunglasses. “Never take anyone’s shit. Doesn’t matter if it’s Stan fucking Edgar or Soldier Boy or the goddamn Pope, for Christ’s sake. Give ‘em hell. That’s how you make it in this God-forsaken world. You do whatever the fuck you need to do, just don’t ever take anyone’s shit. Keep that in mind. And quote me on that. Fucking inspiring shit.” As he sent a wink in my direction, his mouth closed around the cigar again. He then walked away, looking free as a bird, as if he hadn’t just told me to give the Pope hell.
I looked into the mirror in front of me, barely recognizing myself. Not because I looked different, no, the make-up artist had barely gone to work. No, when I stared back at myself, I couldn’t find my spirit. My defiance. The Legend was right. I was not going to take anyone’s shit on this set. I clenched my jaw and pushed myself up off my chair.
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With my hands balled into fists, I walked in between the trailers, trying to find a very specific one. 
The movie set was surrounded by nature. Wherever you looked, you were met with green beauty. But I couldn’t see any of that. I just wanted to act on my impulses and get my rage out of my system. Old habits die hard, indeed.
I didn’t need to search for him very hard. In the distance, I was quick to spot his giant frame. My eyes morphed into two angry slits as I hurried towards him, my cautions thrown overboard. For now, at least.
Soldier Boy was standing in front of his trailer, carrying a cigarette between his lips and lighting it. His helmet was off, his long strands of hair a little tousled as he treated himself to a break. A break that I was fully intending to interrupt.
“Hey!”
He looked up as he drew on his cigarette, pulling the smoke into his mouth. A look of recognition passed his face as he released the smoke, creating waves of faint fog around his face. “Y/N!”, he exclaimed, dragging out the sound of my name. One look at my angry face, and he taunted, “Am I in trouble?”, his tongue peeking out between his ample lips.
“What are you doing?” I got straight to the point, knowing that if I hesitated for just a second, the fear would sink in and inhibit my courage.
Soldier Boy stood tall, his back straightened with confidence, as he stalked closer to me on his bowlegs. “What’s it fucking look like?”
“It looks like you’re trying to play games with me,” I replied honestly, looking up at him with as much bravery as I could muster. His beard had grown out more since the last time I’d seen him. He looked good. But also tired.
“Games, huh?” He sucked his bottom lip into his mouth and slowly let his eyes roam the open space surrounding us.
There was no one else there but the two of us. As I took notice of the vulnerable position I’d put myself in, my stomach took a small turn. My shield of courage was slowly being crushed by the weight that was the dark aura surrounding Soldier Boy. But I would have been damned if I’d let it show.
“Last time I checked,” Soldier Boy continued, narrowing both his voice and his emerald eyes at me, “You were the one playing fucking games.”
“Me?” He couldn’t be serious, could he? “You were the one who-“
“You were the one who teased me,” he talked over me. His kept a straight face, but I could see how much he was enjoying this. There was a sparkle in his eyes, and I hated him for it. “With that little fucking dress.” He pointed at my white leather dress. “And that death stare, you were practically begging for me to screw your brains out. And now you’re gonna act fucking coy, huh?”
“Listen,” I said, causing him to raise his eyebrows at me expectantly, “You people can’t make and withdraw offers as you please. I’m a person, not a toy. And I have a kid to look out for.”
Wrinkles of surprise emerged on his forehead. “You’re a mom, huh?” He went from surprised to pleased, his mouth twisting into a slight grin.
“I’m a sister. And Vought is doing nothing but waste my time with this whole ‘You’re special, but oh, wait, we don’t care after all!’-crap.”
Soldier Boy wet his lips and then pursed them. “You know… I just can’t seem to decide,” he stated, his voice having dropped seductively.
“Decide what?”, I demanded.
“If I wanna bend you or break you.”
A hot shiver shot up my spine. Pictures of him taking me against the wall rushed through my mind, like a wound being reopened. Yes, I had recalled his mental images of us many times after Herogasm. He was an ass, but I was attracted to the danger he radiated. I had a stupid weakness for the bad ones.
Soldier Boy took another step closer, making me jump into action and take a step back in response. “I’m outta here,” I stated weakly. I didn’t know if I wanted to hurt or fuck him. But I had gotten what I’d wanted to say off my chest, so I knew it was time to get the hell away before I was going to regret my little rant.
I turned on my white leather boots, but I only got to take one step before Soldier Boy called after me, saying the magic words that could always persuade me.
“Care for a drink?”
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Part 3
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Made a new alignment chart thing based on Dracula, inspired by the chart of fictional detectives vs Kira. Feel free to add or do your own take. Explanations for my placements under the read more.
Jesus, Tezcatlipoca, Pazuzu: Literal deities.
Mickey Mouse: Transforms the work into a comedy and thus saves the day with slapstick.
Code Name Steam! Queequeg: Exploding robot penguins go brrrr.
Odysseus: Makes a perfect plan to save Lucy, other people fuck it up, but he's able to avenge her.
Poirot: Look, people just die around him. He'd be okay with killing Dracula because for an undead it's the only way to offer salvation to the soul, and Drac is not winning a battle of wits against Poirot.
Ash: Could have saved Lucy, but is a sleepy boy and so was unable to respond to the Drac attack. However, good luck surviving a Volt Tackle to the face Dracula you fucking idiot.
Anakin: Beat one of the few assassins more absurd than Dracula, but would likely fall to the dark side while chasing Dracula.
Speedwagon: Takes Lucy and fucking runs while the nearest Joestar kills Dracula.
Date: If it was just Dracula he'd win, but he is too horny to resist the vampire women if they appear.
Dan Hibiki: It's Dan.
Dojima: Helpless normie that refuses to accept the supernatural until it's too late at best.
Father Ardelian: Is very bad at resisting vampires. Could not protect Lucy or himself.
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