#spev rambles

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I think the thing is that I really identify with Tim because not only are we both bisexual and *clearly* autistic, but I too would 100% fail to turn up to the Handing Out Weapons Party™ to the extent that all I'd be left to battle Gotham's morally redundant lowlifes with would be a stick and a catapult.

Also, Bruce would 100% fail to tell either of us about said Handing Out Weapons Party™ because he'd know that if we were let loose on Gotham's morally redundant lowlifes with anything more powerful than a stick and a catapult, we would inadvertently end up going through our own villain origin story.

(just look at that lethal little cupcake I can't even I just 🥹🥰)

#spev rambles #Gotham Knights #video game #batfam #tim drake #robin #istg folks i am obsessed #ob #sessed #i love this game more than lit-er-a-lee anything #bisexual #autism

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I think I need some sort of professional help for my Gotham Knights obsession. Everything is Tim Drake and honestly it all hurts but I'm good with it. I've lost giant chunks of this month completing the main story and all I can tell you is a LOT of bad guys have been absolutely battered.

Also not wishing to doxx myself too much but I live on a pretty high up floor of a tower block and it has its own balcony, and it's only since playing this goddam game I've started locking the balcony door because I no longer think "if anyone can be arsed climbing all this way up they deserve to rob the telly" and have started seriously contemplating how many people actually own grappling cables....

Yikes!

#Spev rambles #gotham knights #gaming #video games #tim drake #robin #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #barbara gordon #batgirl #alfred pennyworth #is v worried about regaining his buns of steel #👀 #nightwing

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I just want to say:

1. I've had a really shitty week (I crashed my car and I don't think it can be fixed, and I just found out a good friend of mine has had a stroke and a heart attack and he's only just about hanging on in there) — also, I quit drinking in January, so forgive me if I waste the precious little money I have on Twitch subscriptions once in my life for the dopamine fix!!!🤣🤣

2. I am genuinely in love with the way Chris pronounced my name wrong so confidently and then corrected himself with over-pronouncing the V, this is now how I want everyone to say my name from now on, please.

3. Also my name is now officially Espev, with the Spanish E at the beginning. It sounds a bazillion times better than plain ol' Spev. In fact I might change my URL to Espevvy.

4. I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOUR.

5. HE CALLED ME REINA, I AM NOW LIVING MY REGINA MILLS BEST LIFE THANKYEW.

It's fine I'm fine I'm totally normal about this I'm a grown-up, folks.....

AAAAAAAAAAAA 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🥰🥰🥰

#spev rambles #christopher velez #twitch #livestream #shoutout #i will never recover #im dying #i love him #i can't #i sure am excited about this vague semi-interaction for someone who gets embarrassed sitting alone in her house without seeing anyone #ESPEVVV #it me!!!

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Everybody always bangs on about Jim Kirk being obsessed with shagging aliens, but let me tell you a thing.

There are many times during the course of my day that I stop what I'm doing and think to myself that it was pretty damn interesting the way Dr Leonard Horatio McCoy told Zefram Cochrane to stop being such a bigoted asshole for not wanting to fuck an alien just cos it was a different species...

#spev rambles #star trek #tos #metamorphosis #s2e9 #leonard mccoy #bones #bones mccoy #deforest kelley #Zefram Cochrane #glenn corbett #the is essentially a post about #spones #because we all know when bones goes off on someone about something it's actually just a thinly veiled way #of him working something out about his feelings for those other two idiots he has to work with #usually anger #but in this instance #it was anger about the idea that fucking aliens is wrong or weird #let me tell you buster #leonard mccoy will fuck any alien he wants #and he will regret nothing #HE HOPES YOU HEARD THAT SPOCK YOU SEXY DEVIL-EARED SONOFABITCH

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I'm just saying there is literally NO heterosexual explanation for approximately 99% of the onscreen interactions between Barney Collier and Willy Armitage.

#spev rambles #mission impossible #tv series #barney collier #greg morris #willy armitage #peter lupus #60s tv #Barly #yeah i just made that up now #anyway those two guys are the most married people in that entire show's history #including seasons 1-3 when literal married couple Martin Landau & Barbara Bain were in the show #its just love folks #the way Barney is the only one who calls Willy “Will” i just cannot #the way Willy gazes adoringly at Barney every time he *checks notes* breathes #its a beautiful thing

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Listen I know new music is happening and I know he's been out having adventures with the boys and that's all wonderful dgmw, but ngl three consecutive nights without Chris' livestreams on Twitch literally got me like

I am so goddam whipped for this pasty Ecuadorian doofus I am genuinely embarrassed by myself, good grief.

#spev rambles #Christopher Velez #send help #why cant i just be normal #i mean i live in the UK ffs #when he starts streaming at 11/12 oclock Miami/Loja time it's 4/5am for me #the other week he finished about about 11:30am and then the streamed again about 11pm that night #i was like “you're gonna wear out your welcome kiddo” #but no no he didn't #i am begging for more days like thst #i could listen to him monologue for my entire life and not get bored istfg #hes just the sweetest funniest most adorable loveliest guy in the whole wide world and legit his voice is like getting a little audio cuddle #i can't #I just love him a lot all right #unsure if I've ever mentioned it #ahem

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-18 DNI

18+ DNI

Just leave me alone everyone, I'm having a bad day

#spev rambles #current mood #misanthropy #shitpost

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Okay but my cat Wilby LIT-ER-A-LEE just sat next to the television for six whole minutes watching 4Ever with me (I timed it!), and his eyes were following Andy the whole time. He even started pawing at the screen a couple of times.

Don't get me wrong, Wilby has always been a gigantic fanboy, he has bigger crushes on my guys than I do. But the pawing at the screen thing is usually only reserved for Fonseca, his one true love!!! This is a HUGE deal for him!!! Tío Fonseca y Tío Chris, his two main guys!!! I'm so proud!!!

Mi niñito está creciendo 🥹🫶🏻🥰🦁

He mostly just likes cuddling up with an emotional support packet of treats though 🥹🥰 that's my boy!

#spev rambles #Christopher Velez #Chris Velez #4ever #disney+ #cnco #andy #wilby #ginger cat #my boy #i love my gay son #and he loves everyone!!

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I am so obsessed with Gotham Knights I can't even begin to explain to you. I'm dying here folks. I've finally arrived in my Gamer Girl Era™ and I am loving my life right now.

Also apropos of nothing but there's this stealth takedown that Tim does and I cannot explain it but wow it gets me feeling a certain way, and I don't even think I know for sure what that way even *is*...

I ummm....uhm...I....erm......ahm....ahem. Yes please.

#gotham knights #xbox series x #xbox #video games #batgirl #robin #nightwing #red hood #obsessed #in fact obsessed isn't even the word im just in love with it #its glorious #spev rambles

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Today is my two-month anniversary of falling head-over-heels in love with those feckin eejits in CNCO.

So I guess by rights I ought to write some sort of silly little 200-word fluffy Valentine's fanfic to celebrate or something...

....but a) who'd read it? b) Ozara & Ollie have just had puppies, what more romance does anyone need?!?

🥹🫶🏻

#spev rambles #cnco #happy monthiversary muchachos míos #los amo tanto #ollie velez #ozara velez #christopher velez #puppies #cuties #los novios #cachorritos

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The fact Joel is so SO excited about and committed to the meet & greet he's arranging in CDMX is honestly giving me so much life at the moment and giving me a bazillion more reasons to adore him (not that I needed any I'm already totally on board with his entire everything) cos like:

. He's posted about it at least a zillion times in the last 2 days—this little cupcake is SO HAPPY AT THE PROSPECT OF SEEING HIS FANS IT IS SO BLOODY SWEET I CANNOT

. The amount of polls he's made to make completely sure he gets to see as many people as possible at a time that's most convenient for them rather than just being like "yeah this is the date I'm giving you, it's in 8 months time, if you can't make it tough shit" like wow my guy genuinely and actively cares about every single person and is going out of his way to make sure he gets to see as many of his fans as earthly possible just because he loves them like holy shit folks I cannot think of any other artist who would do this and put so much effort into making it a great experience for everyone. He's a goddam angel.

. It's literally next week. He's arranged it, he's doing it, it's all happening immediately, HE CANNOT WAIT, go and meet him if it's at all possible. ISTFG if I had the funds and a valid passport I would be on the next flight out to Mexico in a goddam muthaflippin HEARTBEAT.

. THE GODDAM PRICE. IT'S FIFTEEN QUID TO MEET **AND HUG** JOEL FRICKIN PIMENTEL BLOODY DE GOSHDARNED LEÓN. And just look at him, you just KNOW he would give the best softest warmest hugs of all time. You just KNOW.

. THE FACT HE SOUNDED GENUINELY APOLOGETIC FOR HAVING TO CHARGE FOR TICKETS . I REPEAT. HE'S CHARGING **FIFTEEN QUID**.

. "FOTO Y ABRAZO GARANTIZADO" — I swear my heart melted into nothing. When there are so many celebrities that do M&Gs but they're so goddam arsey about it, like they're too good for it, and they have all these rules about having to stand a certain distance away or not being allowed to even touch them, like their fans are full of The Pestilence™ or something. Yet, here's one-fifth of the most successful Latino pop group of the century lit-er-a-lee going "IDGAF WHO YOU ARE, IF YOU ARE AT MY MEET AND GREET YOU WILL BE **HUGGED** GODDAMMIT!!!" Just. Ugh. How. Incredible scenes here in the De León fandom. I'm living for it.

. The way he keeps on reiterating how excited he is about this, how much he misses his fans, how he can't wait to see everyone. I mean Jesus Christ, there's no way in the world I could go, there's no way I even really get to call myself a fan compared to everyone who's adored him and supported him for the last 8 years, nothing about this is For Me™—and yet the way his excitement about getting to spend time in person with his fans again is just so pure and real and MASSIVELY contagious.... It's really making me feel so loved and appreciated by proxy. I don't deserve this happiness that I'm not even directly experiencing!!

*sobs uncontrollably in Fangirl*

I hope so so so much that the whole event is a massive success and everyone has the greatest night and he gets back every single ounce of the love he's giving out, multiplied to the power of a bazillion—because honestly him and his fans genuinely deserve this, it's absolutely beautiful. He's such an absolute sweetheart and I just want soooooooooooooooooo many good things to happen for him, I can't wait to find out how it all goes. I can't even begin to tell you how much joy it's bringing me just thinking about how happy it's gonna make so many people, especially him.

I just have a LOT of feelings about this, okay???? A LOT.

^^^^^ actual footage of my entire reaction

#spev rambles #joel pimentel #Joel De León #joel de leon #cnco #i cannot #legit the longer i know about these guys #and the more I find out about them #the more i am just overwhelmed with so much respect and admiration for how flippin classy they are to their fans #i mean all the cncowners ive encountered have all been joyous #lbr they're brilliant fans #they deserve the special treatment #but the lads seem genuinely committed to actually giving them the special treatment #and they really love their fans instead of seeing them as an inconvenience/necessary evil #like a lot of bands/artists do #I've absolutely never encountered this level of proactive love being shown by an artist to their fans #i mean like i say cncowners are great #but also so are the guys they love #theyre such special human beings it never ceases to amaze me how real and how down to earth they are despite everything #i just have a massive amount of love in my heart for them i dunno what to tell you #my heart is very full at this time

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How I Know I'm Having a Bad ADHD Day:

A completely unexaggerated moment-by-moment replay of a scenario featuring my poor overworked underpaid overstimulated Brain

Me: Ooh, I'll put some music videos on while I'm having my breakfast so my brain can calibrate

Brain: Ooooh lovely!

Me: *plays Me Necesita by CNCO x PRETTYMUCH*

Brain: YEESSSS!!!! A **BOP!!!!**

[Seconds Later]

Me: Huh, that blond guy looks a little bit like Zabdiel.

Brain: A bit, maybe.

Me: Ha, that little floofy one looks like Joel!

Brain: Hey yeah that is a bit weird.

Me:

Brain: *buffering*

Me:

Brain: *buffering*

Me:

Brain: ...waitaminute....!!

Me: What??

Brain: YOU GODDAM IDIOT!!! YOU LITERALLY JUST THIS SECOND CHOSE TO WATCH CNCO!! WHO THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT?!?!?!!!???

Me: *genuinely shocked* Did I?! When?!?

Brain: *facepalming intensifies*

#spev rambles #adhd problems #adhd #it's gonna be a long day folks #i do not have the brain capacity for being a functional adult today #i do not even have the brain capacity to fake it #i cannot believe it took about a nanosecond to completely forget who i was and how i got here #all i did was make breakfast and get back into bed

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So one of my bffs has been banging on about The Vampire Diaries for months and I've been like "uggghhh no not for me thanks, I had enough years of Twilight I'm done with beige sulky 200 year old teenage boys fighting over a beige sulky teenage girl, besides that Somerhalder dude creeps me out" the whole time, but she's been banging on and banging on and I won't lie I've been like "tbh I just wish I knew wtf she was actually banging on ABOUT...."

So...at 3am this morning in a fit of insomnia I thought "okay let's give this a whirl then, I'll give it 10 minutes."

Ladies, gentlemen and all other placements on the gender spectrum...... I am 8 episodes in and I am fuming with myself beyond all comprehension at exactly how hard I am simping for Damon Salvatore like wow I should never have a relationship with anyone because I am FAR too okay with his total shittiness but HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL GIVE ME A MORALLY BANKRUPT SHORT KING WITH A VERY DEEPLY HIDDEN SOFT CENTRE AND AN UNGODLY DULL BROTHER I AM SUNK I AM GONE HE GOT ME THE LITTLE BITCH HE GOT ME GOOD.......

#spev rambles #the vampire diaries #tvd #damon salvatore #ian somerhalder #ugh #can you not #i was not here for this #now i'm a bit too here for this #send help #i don't like this #i didn't ask for this #please stop sir

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I am begging my brain to stop me from singing "I only love you in the middle of the night, that's when I am awake" every time I listen to Pretend please thank you.

#spev rambles #cnco #pretend #i mean it's true though

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I love it when someone I'm following gets into a new fandom and starts reblogging character analysis and headcanons without ever actually naming the fandom, either in the main body of the post or in the tags, so essentially I'm reading a post like "omg I just love the way Marjorie* will hesitate for a moment before daring to make eye contact with Larry* as if she can't trust herself to ever look away again the moment she finally lets herself look into the giant blue hypnotising eyes of perfection " and I'm sat there going "omfg I don't know who Marjorie and Larry ARE, but I sure hope they get married by the end of the season and live happily ever after!!!!"

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent even though I've no idea who they are

#spev rambles #fandoms #shipping #random ships #random fandom thoughts

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It's been six years and I'm still bitter about two Castle-related things:

1. Rysposito didn't get their own spin-off show.

2. Javi and Lanie weren't endgame.

#spev rambles #castle #castle abc #jon huertas #javier esposito #seamus dever #kevin ryan #lanie parish #rysposito #esplanie #i miss them #otp #brotp #i just love them a lot