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grendel-menz · 1 year
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My rpg funny guy got unfunnied swiftly and terribly
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quackurucho · 1 year
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qquackity: hey you know how wilbur is gonna be gone for a little bit? what if me you and mariana took care of tallulah and together and lived in the same house like a family kind of haha
qcharlie: id love that but i dont want tallulah i just want my daughter back
qquackity: OH yeah absolutely i understand. oh uh sorry for the subject change but im actually gonna try bringing her back
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nonbinaryaubrey · 7 months
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wow sure wonder who made that post
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localps5 · 10 months
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my-little-girlboss · 3 months
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To clarify, my reading of Andrew Graves as a transsexual girl applies to the fictional funny coffin game.
It does not apply to my good buddies and friends, Andrew kinnies and fictives.
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playfulclovd · 9 months
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When you can’t use the “Established Relationship” tag for your fic because your cowards characters have been acting like an old married couple for the past 20 years yet somehow haven’t found the right time to, you know, talk about it.
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carefreemonk · 8 days
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[ Water ] - The liquid of life, the quencher of thirst. Served in crystalline glasses. And what’s more dramatic than throwing water at someone’s face!
HM. he slowly turns the glass of water in hand, studying it carefully before thrusting it into the other's face. "i wonder!" odin muses, "from whence does this liquid spring forth? does it come from a sanctified well, or does it merely flow from the common tap, enchanted by an accursed tome or ill-omened relic? imagine if, that drip-drip-dripping we perceive as water...was actually the tears of immortal souls, paying penance for sins most dire."
Already, the monk is pinching his brow.
He is not being paid enough for all of. This.
The corners of his mouth downturned in distaste, the monk gingerly pushes the glass of water away. Away from his face. Away from his clothes. Away from the whole of him, preferably redirected in a different direction altogether.
Odin is in the midst of giving him a whole new plethora of trust issues, you see.
And also a headache.
"It shall be from the tears of yours truly we'll be sourcing the remainder of tonight's fare if you. do not. S t o p." Really, Azama might have been bored to tears just moments ago, but now he wishes he'd never taken those moments for granted. He has regrets, yes. Many regrets.
He does not function well with regrets. Life is too short, ephemeral, to be weighed down with concerns o'er the present. This, too, will pass, he reminds himself, and yet...
Perhaps the evening might yet be salvaged...?
"Actually, Mister Odin Dark," lol. what kind of a name. "Do you see that [miss over there by the wall]? I have it on good authority that she is in the know, if you know what I mean? She may well part with her secrets concerning this curious liquid of yours-" it's water, w h y can't Odin just call it water "-if you approach her with the right incentive, that is."
(For emphasis, Azama jingles the bells on his brooch. Not an invitation to exchange, no, gods no, but a hint! That he hopes Odin will take and leave with.)
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deathfavor · 17 days
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@ofcrossroads said: }!{ + Nathalie from Miraculous — if you’re willing
send }!{ + a character for me to try a writing sample of that character
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" I'm sorry Adrien, but you know your father is very busy. He won't be joining for dinner tonight. " Her voice never wavers, and she's not surprised by reaction. They've had this conversation so many times that Adrien already knows the exchanges by heart. There's little more she can do for him on this front. Gabriel knows next to nothing about his son or what he really needs, and each day it only seems to grow worse as madness festers. A madness that she's fed.
Her eyes shift down to the Ipad and the schedules for a moment. " You do have an hour of free time before you need to be here to get ready for the party this evening. Perhaps it would be good for you to get out and have some fresh air." Or briefly see his friends; an implication not explicitly said. It wasn't as if Gabriel would notice anyways with his obsessive focus on creating a new plan. " If you finish your dinner early, you may have a few more minutes of free time. But you must make sure you're back in time. This is a very important event, as you know. It's important people see you just as much as your father. "
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mattypattypinky · 6 months
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I really need Mooned to come out I can't wait this long 😍😍😍 look at him urgh i cant wait
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jazz-kity · 1 month
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i hope no one succeeds
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rockandhardplace · 2 years
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nacho and kim doodles ^_^
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kim one is based off this btw
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hirudou · 1 year
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are these fusions or are they " what if they had a kid " ,,,
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vindictes · 6 months
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"I--don't want the bonus this year..."
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" oh? that's surprising. i have a feeling you may change your mind once you see it. perhaps you can invest it in something nice. live a little, john. " / @turnecoat
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dearwatsons · 6 months
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thinking abt my stupid immortal oc
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bjursta · 9 months
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i am NOT having a sexy buttastic day
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the-mjolnir-owner · 1 year
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Your goats are so loud and greasy, why do you keep them?
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"I have a knick for loving unlovable beings."
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