#stuff to steal people to kill

[watchthekittycatcher]

I can't tell you how refreshing it is to see a Minecraft server whose spawn is actually nice. Where the houses and roads are well-designed and well-lit, and there aren't creeper holes left right and center. It's cool to see this game being played by a group of people who actually care about how the things around them look and who actually maintain their surroundings.

#sdmp #the HOA joke is whatever but it does actually contribute. spawn looks NICE. all the houses look NICE. accidental explosions are REPAIRED. #this isn't some anarchy bullshit where random players just roam and break stuff and steal from afk people #the sdmp EXPECTS YOU to play the game and to be overall cooperative with everyone #yeah people poke fun at each other and do shiesty trades but they don't kill pets and burn down houses. it's just not that kind of server #and i really enjoy that

[borderlandsmostwanted]

I think the twins had the potential to be the best borderlands antagonists if they were handled properly. Like if gearbox pulled more from reality it could have been a really interesting concept about parasocial relationships, the dangers of blurring the lines between online and reality, and how idolization can turn someone into a faux god

#i also dont think their power should have been draining 'life force' per se #i dont mind the leeching but i think it would have made a more interesting choice if it feed off peoples regular energy you know what i mea #like it wouldn't kill someone but it would steal their abilities still (like with lilith) #like the metaphor still works ig if you are killing people but #like having hoards of emotionless (and really rather pathetic in anything but numbers) husks of bandits? #i think that would have been fun #and have the 'reward' for their most loyal and strongest fans be. giving their power to the twins #in return.. they might look at you #you know like you gotta set that stuff up more. They've gotta be really convincing (yes even to bandits) #anyway am i spouting nonsense yay or nay #borderlands #text #troy calypso #tyreen calypso #this isnt hate to them as they are i just see them in my vision #i could fix them ❤️ (character wise; which would actually make them worse as in eviler) #bl3 #borderlands 3

[pinkd3mon]

I can respect the hater mentality

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #hoshi no kirby #kirby meme #it's honestly hilarious that half the cast of star allies are just people that tried to kill us and most of them aren't even sorry #Taranza at the time was the only redeemed villain in the cast #like yeah magolor went through redemption but we didn't know that he just built a theme park and hoped everything was fine #marx is just not hungry and his text just hints at him still being up to no good #susie is still racist and im not even sure she learn something from her experience #apart from trauma #daroach is here to steal stuff #im still not sure what dark meta knight wanted but nothing good I'm sure #i may be giving Taranza too much credit because he's my favorite he did have ulterior motives #but at most he just wanted to pray for Sectonia's revival he wasn't gonna do anything bad #he is going through stuff of course he's vulnerable to be converted by a cult #he's even like 'probably won't work and it working would honestly be a bad thing but im going to try anyway' #do you think Taranza gets lonely up there #Galacta dying the second we receive the first bit of solid lore about them was straight up evil #and then kumazaki confirmed they killed them because it was funny i was enraged /pos #i know people were tired of Galacta Knight at that point #i mean i wasn't bur i kind of understand why some people may have been #even they were tired they kiled themselves before having to fight us again #do you ever think about how none of the Galacta Knight encounters are canon to the kirby cast but are canon to Galacta #and then their death isn't canon so oops here they come in Kirby clash #retire that is old guy #but actually don't i like them and i want them to appear until they drop dead (again) #the post was meant to be about Galacta never forgiving the ancients but honestly they're probably angry just in general

[kelpiemomma]

He hesitated as the child below him smiled and reached up. His claws rested right above its head and yet it looked delighted to see him. Did it not realize the danger it was in? It grabbed his fur and giggled.

"Puppy!"

...if he was asked, he was simply raising it up to help him infiltrate human settlements better.

#Khan a. #Zoroark Khan #Raised by Zoroarks au #Khan finds Akari in the middle of nowhere and is about to kill her (bc all humans deserve to die in his eyes) #But when she smiles at him he can't do it and decides to take her in and raise her instead #There was something about her looking... Happy to see him that stopped him #(when was the last time anyone was happy to see him?) #(this is bc I thought it'd be funny if Khan raised akari as a Zoroark and then got upset and jealous #When ingo drops the fuck out of the sky and after becoming the warden becomes friendly #the weird feral child running with Zoroarks. He tries to guide her into human behaviors which she finds so INTERESTING #Esp when he decides she's good enough to go into town!!! The town humans are neat and not at all scary like khan had always said #Ingo lies and says she's his daughter. That they had gotten separated during travel. That she had to survive on her own for a time #Which is why she's... Like That. Everyone eats it up. Gives her free stuff. Tells her they're glad she's reunited with her dad. #Akari tells Khan (who's only referred to as 'malice' yet) and Khan gets jealous as FUCK. #That is HIS BABY. HE FOUND HER. HE RAISED HER. SHE'S HIS DAUGHTER. NOT INGO'S!!! #But when he tries to sneak into Jubilife to steal her back? Bring her home? Do something? He's caught and chased out. And the next morning #Things are abuzz with the news that a black Zoroark had tried to break in!! Those things are so dangerous!! Say... #Hadn't the clans mentioned a black Zoroark before? #Akari discovers then (long after befriending ingo and months since she started coming into town) that Khan had told her the truth. #That these people hated Zoroarks. Feared them. But Ingo tells her that the clans have been harassed by them for generations. #That Malice is right but also he's wrong. And Akari decides she's going to show how GOOD Zoroarks are!!! How loving the are to their family #She ends up helping Laventon and Rei with the dex. She is still known as Warden Ingo's Feral Daughter. And everyone wonders and fears #Bc somehow one of the first pokemon she caught was a zorua she keeps in her party ALWAYS. Ingo thinks her wanting to show the good side #of Zoroarks is a good thing. Peace would be beneficial. He's heard hunters in the pearl clan discuss wanting to track down and kill #Every Zoroark and zorua to keep them from hunting the clans. He doesn't want an entire species wiped out! #So there is Ingo and his 'daughter' (who he is genuinely starting to see as his daughter) and then suddenly #One day there is a knock at the door. And ingo opens it to see a young man with a nasty scar GLARING at him #And the first thing he says is 'give me back my child' which makes ingo ???) #There were more tags but Tumblr said 'fuck you that's too many' #TLDR ingo has to lie to Jubilife residents and tell them Khan is his ex and the residents are LIVING for the perceived Family Drama™️

[everchased]

(thank you for answering oc questions!!) have you mentioned before why finch took an oath of vengeance?

(of course, i really appreciate getting them!)

mostly it stemmed from having to bear witness to a lot of injustice in his formative years and not having the means to do anything about it. once he got the means (training and tempus's blessing and growing up to be a brick wall) he took it upon himself to even the playing field, to be a deterrent against ~evil~ either by his actions or by his presence alone. to pull good people up and knock bad people down. as hard as possible. preferably so they wouldn't get back up again.

he doesn't enjoy exacting revenge, but he does find a kind of peace in the aftermath. that brief moment of cleaning the blood off his sword when the world feels slightly better because someone awful is gone from it.

rare are the people he swears personal oaths against but that's probably for the best. for everyone.

#ask #actually he was a real tightass about it before getting tadpoled #but funny enough working w/ astarion loosened him up quite a bit #like with the zhentarim #turns out instead of killing people who smuggle and act a menace #you can just steal the stuff back! and then steal the rest of their stuff! #is it less honorable? yes. but tempus only cares about honor in battle. :) no battle? no problem! #oc: finch #anon

[maegalkarven]

"What happens now?"

Nemo has spent unimaginable amount of time staring at his father's skull, its eyes unlit. Was he watching still? Did he see Nemo brought back to life by the forces the man himself did not understand? Or did he no longer care?

And just who exactly was Withers?

"Milord?"

It took a tentative touch to his shoulder for the man to finally turn around. And there they were, the damned, bloodied fools of his father's unholy assassins. The best of the best, the worst of the worst.

Staring at him like sheep brought to the slaughter.

"Yes?" It took all of his composure to simply shake the hand off and not break it; but composure was something he had a long good time of practicing.

And without the urge it was almost...easy. Almost like violence was something he didn't have to perform anymore.

"What will happen now?" Asked the girl, and Bhaal beneath, how didn't he notice how young they all are? None of the assassins looked older than forty and it said something about this whole business. Probably something very unsavory.

Nemo took a deep, steadying breath.

"Now," his voice echoed from the walls, multiplying it in a rather menacing manner. "You will renounce my father. You will lay down your weapons and your faith and will do no more of his bidding. Either you walk out of this godless or-" and at that he sent a glare more suited to be accompanied by a knife than by simple words. Seven hells, words were hard. "You will not walk out of it."

"Are..." another assasin raised a voice. "Are you asking us to forsake Bhaal?"

"Yes."

"And the alternative is..?"

"Joining his ranks on the other plane, of course," Nemo smiled his best, 'charming' smile. "But you all should be ready for that, everyone who kills should be ready to meet their own death. Or are you the cowardly kind?"

"So you will just kill us?" Oh, they argue now. Stupid lot. "As simple as that?"

"As simple as that," he gestured back at where whatever the fuck was left of his sister dearest lay. "Just like her. Though, I suspect, you'd throw less of a fuss over it. Or will you?"

"But we did everything Bhaal asked of us!" Another of his bunch of stupid idiots complained. "Everything you asked of us! And you will just...discard us?"

Of course he will. Did they not realize what kind of place it was, what kind of a "family"? Murder was what they did, all of them.

Him - more than the others.

"If, notice the emphasis, you do not reject Bhaal. But tear him out of your hearts - and you can walk out of this alive."

"And what about our contracts?"

That actually made him pause.

"Your...what now?"

The girl, the brave foolish girl who dared to touch him, spoke.

"Our murder contracts, you know, the ones we earn our wages from?"

They earned their wages? No, scratch that, they had wages?

He was sure he would not be able to forget that.

"Remind me for a moment, what's the deal with these," he winced. "Contracts?"

"Well...People ask us to kill someone," the girl shrugged. "We kill the target and get paid for that. Don't you remember? You set up the whole deal, said murders won't pay for our food unless we do something about it. And we did something about it," she grinned, obviously proud of "the whole deal."

"It was such a smart thing to do too, Lady Orin would never! All she wanted us to do is to perform the murders...fancily."

"By playing her corpse-dollies, I see."

Someone snickered. The girl frowned.

"Something like that. We had to run the operation in secret, but what else we were supposed to do?" She gestured around wildly. "The temple might provide us shelter, but the food? And what of our families? Some of us have children, you know, parents. Who will support them?"

Alright, now this was becoming weird.

"You're saying you've killed people...to feed your families?"

"I have a pet," someone from the crowd shouted. "It's an alligator and let me tell you, providing for this thing is costly."

"You have a pet alligator?"

"Yes," the man stepped closer. "His name is Minty, you've met him! Said he's a mighty beast and what I'd better feed him the corpses of my victims, that'd save the costs."

Despite his best judgment Nemo could feel a smirk crawl up his lips and firmly settle there.

A pet alligator Misty. Ridiculous.

There was a bunch of freaks and weirdos standing in front of him.

But again, wasn't he the same as them? A blade made of flesh, a man knowing how to take life and little else.

Maybe something could be salvaged here yet.

Maybe.

"Alright," the sigh he let out didn't feel forced, yet there was some anticipation too. Murder was familiar. Murder what brought money was...prospective. "Show me these contracts."

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #dark urge #bg3 durge #durge spoilers #durge #the cult of bhaal #or is it? #fanfic #drabble #the idea grew out of a thought about how the fuck do assasins provide themselves #like they can steal stuff from their victim's bodies but would it be enough? #also I'm sure there are a lot of people in baldurs gate and beyond wishing for someone to be gone and willing to pay for it #and unholy assasins have to kill someone every tenday. so! I believe Durge could come up with a plan to manage it #this is idea for my new durge's ending where he ends up kind of reforming the cult of bhaal into godless assassins guild #sure every death adds to bhaal's flock/power/etc #but someone already wants the target dead and if not them when someone else will do the job #why deny it and the money it brings? #it's a well-established scheme already #dark urge: nemo #the new hero gets brainstabbed! #this one is a less amnesiac and more “what are feelings?” Orin hit the different part of the brain #emotions who only confusion

[angelsdean]

you know what i used to do as an extremely anxious catholic school kid who did not understand the concept of confession bc "if i do something bad i can just pray directly to god and be forgiven, why do i need to tell this random strange man what i've done wrong?" and also just being a normal good kid who isn't really committing any "sins"? i used to make up fake sins djkfdsf bc legit i never knew what to SAY. i was a kid and nothing bad i did seemed big enough or important enough to need forgiveness from GOD lmao. so i'd make up stuff (nothing crazy but just little things bc legit the only real thing i ever could think to say is "i don't always listen to my parents" "i fight with my sibling") and thennn at the very end i'd say "and also sometimes i lie" so then all my fake sin lying would be forgiven ajskfdk

#sorry i was thinking abt priest dean again and remembered all this lol #i'd be like. ohhh sometimes i cheat and steal. sometimes im um....jealous of people ? #confession was so stupid why are you making a bunch of elementary and middle school kids 'confess' their normal human mistakes and flaws #confession is for like. i killed someone and um. there are things. feelings. #hsfksd jk jk confession is for nothing ! just pray and ur forgiven (if you believe in god) and if not. just forgive yourself<3 #edit: to be clear i'm not saying just forgive yourself abt stuff like murder ahdkgk. like um. maybe don't do that to begin with lol #vic.txt

[twilightarcade]

I love how if you cook something you get to eat it too. Literally the best experience in the world

#wordstag #YOU WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT THIS ME #i love cooking so much like if i lived by anyone i cared about i would invite them to dinner forever #i would leave pies on my window to cool and go up to the children and say 'now don't go eating my pies until their cool young man' and #other stuff of the sort. And they can steal the pies. #i would go around the neighborhood and knock on people's doors and give them baked goods. Literally if #everything were free I would cook for everyone all the time. That could be my full time job #guy who cooks stuff. But not at a restaurant though. That would kill me !

[craycraybluejay]

bothering absolutely everyone i know to procrastinate writing the thing i really want to write rn

#im not my worst enemy but definitely one of them #look. if i had dilaudid rn we would not have this problem #id be content nestling into the bed and writing about drug abuse while high on my fav #but when im not high i need other stimulation which means bothering ppl and having sex #and occasionally just fucking shit up cuz why not #fight fuck get high the trio of God Im So Bored I Might Explode #nothing keeps me stimulated enough #i like managerial tasks tho getting stuff done contents me a little #i also like to be painfully unfiltered bc that gets the most dramatic reactions #i might be able to filter myself more if i tried but then id get bored enough to die #so yes want to see my creepyass collections? no? r u scared? yay! r u excited? yay me too! #lets party! lets pull a prank! lets get high and do a cuddle puddle! #i love the hate. i love the excitement. i love pain and i love pleasure and i love when my filterlessness makes people lose theirs #oh look at you! that face youre making! pure disgust joy wonder hate something! beautiful! #i love when people get real. #*shaking* LETS STEAL SOMETHING TOGETHER FRIEND! LETS KILL EACH OTHER!

[vamptastic]

Hey so I doubt anybody cares about this given that my blog has like, 50 followers and half of them are inactive or old friends, but if anybody's been wondering why I have so few posts on here about Israel compared to other political issues it's because I'm not putting anything on here that isn't credibly sourced. I noticed quite a few posts containing misconceptions and some straight up hoaxes early on and I've just really not noticed anybody start to think more critically since then, so I'm just not posting anything unless I can take the time to verify it.

I think a large part of this is just that I'm on the English side of the internet and most people are not able to read Hebrew and Arabic so there's just going to be more misinformation than American current events. But ngl, there's been some stuff that I really can't understand why anybody would not immediately flag as a hoax unless motivated by anti-Arab racism or antisemitism of the conspiratorial variety.

Also I just have complicated feelings because I grew up very involved with Judaism and my first Rabbi was a hardcore Israeli Zionist, and I also spent a lot of time at Chabad which was also quite Zionist. So while from a logical & moral standpoint I am, as far as I can tell, quite anti-Zionist, there's just some personal feelings in the mix that are hard to let go of. So I'd rather not invite conversation unless it's with people I trust to be understanding because I grew up with an extremely biased view on this and there might be some ideas I still hold without realizing they're motivated by my upbringing and not the reality of the situation.

Again, I can say with 100% certainty that Israel's actions since October 7th have been reprehensible and that it is their actions in the years before that led things to this point, and that I wish Israel had at the very least not had such heavy British colonial influence in its' founding, if it was ever possible to found a morally good Jewish state in the first place.

#uh if you absolutely most know my exact opinion on things to follow me you're always free to message me #I just don't want other people's posts on here unless it's literally just a link to an article that I can go read & verify #After that whole Israeli troops are stealing Palestinians organs things I am just kind of. Not very trustful anymore #Or all the nonsense about Palestinians IQs or stuff about beheading babies that as far as I can tell is totally unfounded #Or the all the Jews need to go to Europe/New York/Just kill them all stuff #Just. There's a lot of random Americans with zero stake in this saying fucking whatever online #And when you've positioned everything as like. You need to have an opinion on this or you're a bad person #When there's also massive amounts of misinfo that also conveniently creates black and white narratives #It's just. Not a good combination! And a lot of well intentioned but ill informed people will blindly fall for it #So just. Trying to stick to stuff that I know can actually directly help people

[void-writing]

okay, so I had a random light bulb moment and I want to share:

The Court of Owls are a bunch of rich assholes who mastermind a bunch of awful shit behind the scenes, right? Selina Kyle is a thief who likes challenges and is semi-reformed to anti-hero status but still steals shit from people for shits and giggles and occasionally because it’s the right thing.

SO

Afaik, the stories related to the Court of Owls are rather...thin on the ground and largely center around Bruce and his family. But what if Selina finds out about these bird-themed assholes sitting smack in Gotham with more money than sense and a fuck ton of security?

Basically, what I’m getting at is that I think it would be AMAZING if sometime in the future, DC writes a story where Selina Kyle, the Catwoman, picks a fight with the Court of Owls by robbing them blind.

#screaming from the void #dc #batman #catwoman #court of owls #selina kyle #this idea is only half formed rn bc im thinking of who exactly selina will be victimizing as a mostly reformed cat burglar #and well...the court of owls is right there! #she is cat themed and cats eat birds! cats hunt entire species of birds to extinction for fun! #theres an altruistic reason for selina to target the owls in that theyre evil assholes who make gotham worse; have tried to kill bruce #and a bunch of other awful stuff. BUT there's also the fact that they're heckin rich and selina steals from rich people for fun #so...yeah #i just want selina to bully some rich assholes #tag rambles

[exopelagic]

Okay I’m finally excited abt term starting now this is gonna be GOOD

#it might just be that I just watched queer eye. who knows #but I’m like. actually sorting out a pretty significant amount of the things all in one go bc this is how I do things apparently #saltatory evolution. anyway #I’m gonna go back to uni and see my FRIENDS #I’m doing a bunch of stuff in freshers week bc I’m running a stall in freshers fair and then there’s ice hockey which is gonna be insane #at the start of the year it’s SO busy and I gotta run it and it’s gonna be stressful as hell but so fun #even the times when it’s super busy and I have to do things more than play it’s good it’s a rlly nice atmosphere #and I made plans to go skating with some of my friends after we finish setting up the stall on the Tuesday #and I’m getting a bunch of stuff for my room!! I have a rug and I’m finally getting a sun lamp #and stealing some photos and I’m gonna get some nice ones printed. definitely buying another poster #and I WILL make the kitchen nice this year if it kills me I wanna have people over and actually eat there sometimes #and I’m getting some new clothes!! and I’m gonna get some when I’m back at uni so it’s lower pressure #oh and I actually realised that even though it’s Hard I kinda like the molecular biology module I’m doing #I think it should be manageable if I keep up with it and I have all the things set out to do that #AND a free enough timetable that I’ll be able to keep up with it with a little effort #I’m gonna get a planner or something I think bc they’re fun to write in and it’ll be nice to have everything in one place #OH OH AND IVE MADE PLANS TO COOK WITH MY OTHER FRIEND WHO LIVES LIKE FIVE DOORS DOWN #which is gonna be SO nice #I’m gonna tell my goddamn flatmate to keep his shit off the kitchen table #and I’m living with people I actually like now #with a bunch of my other friends next door #and one of my best friends will actually have free time this year!!!! she had none last year we’re actually gonna be able to do things #this is gonna be a good year I’ve decided I don’t care I will MAKE this year a good year #it’s gonna be a good year. #luke.txt

[demon-blood-youths]

For Big Brother Yuji || Closed RP

For @the-silver-peahen-residence​ from here

“Let’s go!” Taz smiles. “Where would Mister Ichiji be?” Maybe in the office or somewhere in the campus. Maybe Maki and Nobara would know. Also...

“Also uh...Maki and Nobara. Do you know where cows live in Japan? Like on a farm? Is there farm near Tokyo or outside of it?” She asked. 

#rp #ic #For Yuji's Birthday! #Sorry...I try to make reblog but tumblr won't let me reblog or save draft #so I hope this is okay #thesilverpeahenresidence ( The Hammer and Nail Jujustu Sorcerer - Nobara Kugisaki ) #tasmaniandevil #jujutsukaisen;au #Taz: But I am! I-I stole stuff! DX #Deamon-mun: Taz...you and your fraction steals money! #Taz: Yeah we were stealing from bad guys who do the stealing! DX #Kinie Ger: Thank you King! I be happy to take anything from you as a gift! >w< #Deamon-mun: Oh my god....Sukuna please do not kill people or else Kinie might!

[hartmannyoukaigirl]

thinking abt this one interaction i had w my aunt where i said that i was involved in alot of drama and met rlly horrid ppl online and so she went "ooooh so thats why you say you hate people! of course online people are terrible!" ...compared to the actual angels irl who instead of being manipulative and hypocritical took the direct way of, yknow, physically bullying me and stealing my stuff and making even the teachers turn on me. yes. wow. what a difference. it's like im in hell comparing between torture demon #1 and torture demon #2

#idk chief i think religion and ethnicity has nothing to do with it maybe #the human nature is to be the biggest most entitled rudest narc i think #no bc this ultra religious girl who used to have the quran memorized and all was the one stealing my stuff. girl ? ? ? HUH #hypocrisy is one of the biggest sins in islam too lol like lmao 💀💀 not even joking it is a huge deal #yeah sure they were kids but i was too and i didnt deserve any of that so they should kill themselves actually + never forgiving that #i dont understand how children stupidity can lead to personal bitter bullying like huh??? and why did their stupidity seem to affect only #me? #eitherway #idk point is i love tumblr and talking w mutuals and the silly interactions here and lowkey wish 99 of all people ever to die and go to hel #sorry for the vent ish post i never do this i prommy

[felyas-stuff]

Currently working on a bunch of new Reincarnationtale (my Undertale AU that I don’t post that much about on Tumblr because the ongoing webcomic and almost the entire fanbase is Russian) references, but yesterday I got really inspired by Loves Art23 redesign videos and decided to do something more than just an updated reference sheet so…get redesigned loser

btw please ignore the description on the old reference, because it is mostly outdated and my English was a bit rough back then (I made the old one in late 2019) 😳😳😳

#felestina stilton #digital art #reincarnationtale #rt #undertale au #undertale oc #shapeshifter #i gave him so much swag in the new design lol #basically he’s a thief who sometimes helps killing people #he likes stealing stuff but helping with killing?? #not so much #actually - it’s stressing him out and he wants to become an independent thief as soon as possible

[jasntodds]

Hey anyway don’t be this person

I put this shit out for FREE in my spare time. I post it to share with you guys for fun and telling people that a chapter is a waste of time is rude and that’s why I don’t update nearly as often or check comments on Wattpad hardly ever. It takes no effort to shut the fuck up and not say something is a waste of time

#anyway y'all are great and have almost always been nothing but loving over my fics #but due to people stealing fics and posting them to wattpad i always post there anyway just to protect my fics under the copyright #so seeing this and seeing how little interaction i get kills a lot of motivation to post stuff #and those of you who've been around since that fic know how much i love forever #so the fact it was on THAT fic and not like unsteady is just wwwoooooooooowwwww #the chapter is also only 3.9k words i checked #i too am a slow reader but idk i'd never tell someone a chapter was a waste of time ??? #forever #kaylee talks