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gaypirateslife4me · 6 months

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Actual baby babygirl Taika

#never forget #taika waititi #babygirl taika #baby taika #edward teach #ed teach #would lowkey die to get my hands in that black hair #stupid sexy

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elitehoe · 6 months

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Why is every man speaking for women when it comes to Hangman vs Swerve right now?? Women like deathmatches. Women like gory wrestling. Now shut up and just let us have some fucking fun damn.

#also we thought that match was stupid fucking sexy #like always men don't know shit about woman but what's new #every girlie on the dash was going into heat over the blood drinking so like i need you to make this shit make sense #and baby we bleed every fucking month we are not scared of a little blood #hangman adam page #swerve strickland

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gideonisms · 1 year

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See I think if I'd been born a guy I wouldn't be this pathologically avoidant trying to plan my career because there are plenty of situations you can find as a cis man where you just Do Tasks in awkward silence and you can get to those as a woman but you have to go through the rings of hell socializing first and then besides, a lot of those jobs already have so many men that you stand out when the whole point was you Don't want to do that

#you gotta be god's strongest soldier to survive this shit and i am not! i am god's weakest most pathetic soldier!#i survived five years of customer service crying weekly and getting harassed and being a baby about it #when i got promoted no one would listen to me and it made me constantly anxious and then so tired it took me a year to be able to #think about having a job as something remotely positive and stop crying about it #idk how other women are doing this shit a guy treats me like his sexy servant and i feel BAD and upset for years #and think of what he said 7 years later and they only touched me on the shoulder and made comments other people go through worse!#but i am not strong or determined i just want to go through my life in peace and stop talking to people altogether #it wasn't just guys who treated me badly older women made fun of me and called me lazy and stupid #tutoring was fine but i felt like i was putting on that same performance and at that point it all felt so awful i just. didn't want to #i can see no way out of talking to people for the rest of my life and it gets me down sometimes #i know i get to come home but even then i will probably need people to live with #i basically only like my family and close friends talking to me sometimes even that is hard #sometimes it's way easier to type and feels less awful #i think i have to just keep on keeping on until i can finally get good enough to freelance edit and code that's the only thing i can think #of doing that doesn't make me cry #emails are fine they suck but i don't have to control my face and tone so.

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dayurno · 8 months

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do you write vampires!kandreil? have you written vampires!kandreil? will you write vampires!kandreil? when will you write vampires!kandreil? pleaseee 🙏🏻🧎🏻‍♀️

(all jokes asides hope you’re having a great day!!! Can’t wait to read your next fic whatever it is!! 😁)

I DO I HAVE I WILL forever and ever and ever . !!!!

ive admittedly never written the entire unholy trinity as vampires but i am not infallible to baby vampire kevin day getting his sensitive fangs stuck on a plastic cup.... nor is it missed on me the inherent psychosexual undertones between a vampire and the vampire who turned them (kandrew).... and of course i love thinking about neil being feral in the literal sense of it and moved by instincts of violence and blood... Of course

maybe vampire kandrew and human neil would be very fun. (with the intention of making kevin day cry because of his bloodthirst until neil takes him in his lap and offers kevin some relief) (with the intention of making andrew the one who turned kevin and it was an accident) (with every intention to make it sexual and weird)

but honestly all of this pales in comparison to the humble human x two vampires concept sorry. sorry! the humble drinking blood from your wrists your thighs your neck the humble i cant control myself around you the humble you are prey the humble oh you know. anyway! what do i have to say that you people will not already know.

kevin: this buffet is so ridiculous how can a human eat this

vampire neil who only heard the words 'human buffet' in kevins voice and got so horny he blacked out: yeahg

#short answer yeas. long answer i am insane #i love vampire stuff the only reason i havent written more is i dont know actually. maybe cause im really into the magic of it #the sexy gets lost on me #but maybe i can just have the sexy and not worry too much about plot. yes this is relevant #well im glad we had this talk. clearly i have thoughts i hadnt yet realized #in case anyone has any fun vampire stuff to share id love to see it! not many vampire stuff for aftg surprisingly #asks #kandreil #also i love the sensitive baby vampire fangs teething thing sorry never gets old. wanting blood desperately but taking it in the quantity #you want makes your stupid little fangs hurt #it has to be weird .

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fumbles-mcstupid · 27 days

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Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Rating: General Audiences

Fandom: Jurassic Park III

Relationship: Billy Brennan/Alan Grant

There was no check to cash, no money anymore—all for nothing, even if they made it out alive. Billy steals the eggs.

(2/3) Double drabble snapshots from movie scenes or missing scenes under the banner of my first series, The Whole of the Moon

#billyalan #Alan x Billy #Alan Grant x Billy Brennan #Jurassic Park III #JP3 #Jurassic Park #Billy Brennan #ooohhhh Billy #billy immediately when raptors show up: AAAHHHH PUT THEM BACK #or really the guilt set in as soon as he ran into Alan and saw how worried he was about losing sight of him #and the softness in Alan's face while he's concerned about them both getting out of there alive #ngl for years I've wanted to write what was going through Billy's mind during this scene #and yeah since it was such quick and stupid decision there probably wasn't a lot of thinking going on #mostly just anger and fear about the situation he's realized he got them both in #and he's desperate to have something to show for it so he can stay with Alan #the best intentions!!!!!!#stupid baby stupid stupid sexy baby :((#my fic

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itsbrucey · 5 months

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Realizing my fic is stupid now bc Glenn's voice??? Objectively the least terrifying thing ever. GUYS ITS FALLING APART.

#im still gonna finish writing this but. imagining dialogue in Glenn's very smooth and stupid voice......#like maybe it's eerie in context but Glenn just isn't that guy.#Freddie quick. do a threatening voice to convince me your character isn't just a goofball loser.#FREDDIE PLEASE. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. FREDDIE QUICKLY/J #brucey isnt just getting self conscious again....boo hoo....waaaah. waahh wahhh. im a BABY #Fuck it we ball FUCK IT WE BALL. THIS FIC NEEDS TO BE DONE SO I CAN DRAW SEXY GLENN.

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pieklo-motyla · 15 days

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KŁUCIE

Boli, tak bardzo boli.. Tnę się tak mocno.. Tylko żeby coś poczuć, cokolwiek..! Byłbym w stanie nawet do świeżych ran nasypać soli, tylko po to żeby coś kurwa poczuć.. Nie chcę już tego robić, ale to takie uzależniające..

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corvidmafia · 25 days

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That post was mostly about hazbin hotel. Like good god those fans have some of the most fragile egos ever, fragile like a bomb. Probably because the majority of them are children. Which is also concerning considering that the show is supposed to be for adults... Also probably because their godqueen also has the most fragile like a bomb ego I've ever seen.

#The other bit was miss tee swizzle #Who's fans believe that the only way you can dislike her music is if you're too stupid to understand it #So true bestie #Not only is everyone's a sexy baby and I'm a monster on a hill like soooooooo good lyrically it's also just super deep #She's an Artist #What's a sexy baby miss swiftttt

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bitchesgate3 · 2 months

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mizora fans are the only safe side of the fandom for me

#from most safe to less safe #mizora tag i can enjoy evil woman and the occasional hate post #but she deserves that and it doesnt overrrun the tag #m*nthara tag is ok but some fans see her as more evil and more masc than i see her as #weird to me - cant relate #love Lae but the shadowzel hatef*cking ruined my engagement with other fans of hers #mystra tag i instafollow mystra-defenders #instablock mystra haters #literally on sight #because i read the whole post in the tag and i deserve compensation #mystra aint on the same level as c*zador #shes a pompous bitch who withholds blessings not a fcking p*mp/ tr*fficker #love shadowh*art but shes disrespected constantly and stripped of personality in the fandom to be: the woman #i dont follow the tags of the male characters anymore because the amount people will woobify them is legit unsafe #man puts a bomb in his chest because he couldnt take no for an answer #but people want to say “poor baby girl” the fuck?#man is just stupid and a tad scary #honestly sexy but i would be mystra 2.0 if i got with him #larian woobified ast*rion by removing the nuance on whether or not he deserved redemption #fandom performatively “likes” w*ll only when someone makes a big enough stink about him #i feel bad for actual fans because they love something that isnt actually there #his writing literally removes all agency for him #larian infantalized a grown ass black man to constantly be humiliated and removed the rightful anger he had in EA #i need people to admit that the writing is bad and IS racist and enables people to be racist in being dismissive with him #sometimes i do dip into the ast*rion tag tho because those artists know how to draw s*x with women #like those girlies have had s*x before and know what they want and they are so right for it #the wlw art in this fandom has no idea how s*x works #or its so male gazey and prnified it legit makes me squeemish

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musashi · 1 year

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i miss when this website was actively adversarial to me. i miss when i was universally pegged as a terrible person and so everyone treated me like a cold calulating abuser. i will take it any day over the constant infantilizing and ableism and uwu you are valid! shit. please for the love of god be mean to me. i am begging you to be meaner to me

#wordy wendy #i feel like im going to collapse #i hate being treated like a poor uwu baby so much i fucking hate it i hate it i hate it #LET ME EXIST #STOP TREATING AUTISTIC PEOPLE LIKE WE'RE STUPID!!!#i wish i could find out why people do this to me #i want to cut it from my fucking body #i want to get RID of it #how the FUCK do i make people treat me as competent?!?!#how do i get people to stop coddling me!!!!#how do i get people to stop trying to ''reassure'' me #THERE IS NOTHING TO COMFORT #THERE IS NOTHING TO REASSURE #I AM SEXY AND HOT AND COOL AND I LOVE MYSELF #WHY ARE YOU PROBING FOR SOME HIDDEN PAIN?#THERE ARE NO CAVEATS #I AM LITERALLY HAPPY AND I WILL ONLY GET HAPPIER #WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIX ME SO BAD! THERE IS NOTHING TO FIX!!!

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littlebittywildflower · 11 months

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I am nearly 34 so if I could stop looking like a 5 year old when I don’t have make up on that would be great.

#damn baby face #I want to look sexy and mysterious #not cute and squishy #stupid cheeks #personal

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himbohargreeves · 2 years

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Kings of being trans and having the same haircut and living rent free in my brain

#these are my sons they are very unwell #each represents an aspect of the himbo personality: sexy. stupid. polite #only Diego qualifies as a himbo though #raùl is a baby and namor would spit food on you while he’s talking and eating and would not apologise

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fooltofancy · 1 year

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im always so impressed by folk with deep engaging backstories for their wol, esp when mine is basically just sadboy in an idiot suit, but also im finally running the ivalice raids and having Thoughts and ain't that something.

#listen im genuinely not smart enough anymore to even have a timeline in my brain for how things happen in xiv #which is why when i hit the themis/elidibus reveal the OHHHHHHHH was so long and protracted lmao #truly gods dumbest soldier #anyway all that to say im having dalmascan thoughts re: ilya's stupid nameless parents in a truly brainworm kinda way and that feels nice #when i realized there was actually a character growing out of baby mode and not just me running around like an idiot it was v jarring #'oh no he's become a person' etc #followed v quickly by 'oh NO i have to name him'#all that to say i love seeing wol lore posts on my dash keep doing that #you're all so smart and sexy #xiv blogging #ch: ilya

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youwearfinethingswellwriter · 1 year

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One Last Dance Chapter 30 teaser trailer