#stupid chicken show

[pack-the-pack]

STUPID CHICKEN SHOW MAKING ME CRY 😭😭😭😭

#moonlight chicken #you honestly have no right to be this good and make me feel these many emotions with this name #gmmtv #gmmtv drama #jimwen #wenjim #heartliming #limingheart #stupid chicken show #chicken show #Twilight Turkey

[katierosefun]

actually as much as i love mike and harvey together. i feel so sad for rachel zane because imagine falling in love with your coworker and then you learn that your coworker is a fake lawyer but not only that, your coworker is a fake lawyer who would literally do anything for his boss. he'll literally leave you at the altar to go to prison for his boss. he'll try to quit his job multiple times but keep coming back because his boss asked him to come back. he'll move to seattle with you, and you'll breathe a sigh of relief because it means that it can finally just be the two of you, but then you learn that he's inviting his stupid former boss to join them. and his stupid former boss agrees. you smile because your husband is so stupid happy at the idea of working with his former boss again, but you've seen this film one too many times before, and you are going to be subject to watching your husband choose his stupid former boss-slash-friend over you again and again and again and again and again and ag

#caroline talks #suits #LIKE? ? ??? rachel zane babes i love u but i hope you've divorced mike ross by now <333 #like i'm so sorry girlie!!! your husband loves u i'm sure but also he's been playing stupid chicken with this guy he's been in love with #for YEARS NOW!!!! #it's also like. uh. you KNOW that harvey wouldn't do anything with mike while mike's married to rachel because of ALL THAT BAGGAGE HE HAS-- #and i don't think mike would ever do anything to harvey because HE knows how much baggage harvey has #like. in my head. yeah they're all living together in seattle and rachel's just like ':/// i need to divorce this man bc we could move to #literally antarctica and mike would still find a way to drag harvey along. #and the crazy thing is that harvey would probably FOLLOW HIM.' #like. the way i'm not even exaggerating what happens in the show too?? ? ? #like we have literal scenes of rachel crying and begging mike to just LET HARVEY GO #and to just CHOOSE HER #and mike is always just like '!!! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO GIVE UP ON HARVEY' #and it's like. ilysm mike u crazy silly man <333 but also like. i think it's fairly reasonable of the woman you're marrying #to ask you to choose her over your boss slash buddy. y'know? #like. it's not even like rachel and mike are a cute simple girlfriend-boyfriend. #they are literally ENGAGED and they are literally supposed to START A LIFE TOGETHER-- #and mike is still going ':((( i can't leave harvey behind' like actually rachel babe i am SO SORRY

[spiritshaydra]

I fucking love the dumpster fire that’s the Nemesis crew <3

#Tfp #GOD they’re so stupid #we got: theater kid and literature school dropout with rabies and an addiction to crack #The guy who thinks he’s Better Than You (He Is Not) #but has the vibe of ten sopping wet cats and a chicken stacked up on top of each other covered by a coat and wearing heels. #The guy who is Better Than You. But has points revoked because he’s definitely the kid who hissed at people in the hallway in high school. #The medic who probably doesn’t have a valid medical license and WILL blast Baby Got Back while putting you under for a major operation. #(Him and his assistant have the Most/Worst Girlypop Medbay Playlist KNOWN TO MAN.) #(Yes they sing along) #The medic’s nurse who’s also kind of a himbo that strikes up conversation at the water cooler. DO NOT SEPARATE THEM. #The STEM student who was let off his leash and given funding to fuel whatever’s the fucked up science experiment of the week. #This week’s special is Jurassic Park but the dinosaurs breathe fire now and can fly. #Spider bitch that’s never invited but shows up anyways. #The One (Mostly) Normal Guy

[thyandrawrites]

Fondly remembering when I was still in the planning stages of this Hawks doll and I thought that putting magnets inside his feet would be enough to keep him standing. Fast forward to the present, and he's so top heavy he keeps wanting to faceplant. Of course he has a big head. It's Hawks. He does in more ways than one.

#I hope that once I make the wings his weight will be more evenly distributed lmao #Otherwise I'm seriously gonna need to up my stand game #The current stand I have does NOTHING to hold him upright lmao #You stupid little chicken and your stupid heavy hair #And I even forewent the added layer of a wig cap #Watch me regret this later as he shows bald spots #Stupid little chickadee and stupid little me for loving your stinky stinky ass #Thyandra's crocheting adventures

[lizzibennet]

i find this choice of words so interesting

your approval. not your approval to marry your sister, not your approval as prospect. just your approval. he doesn’t even mention edwina whom he’s supposed to be asking permission to court lmao freudian slip much ant boy? even from this early on it’s always about kate’s grace, kate’s opinion of him. he’s not even rationalizing like, if kate approves of me then i’m free to marry her sister. he just wants her to like him... it was truly never about anything else. my man truly was whipped from the get go huh

#he's so obvious. and stupid. he is so funny #rotating him like a rotisserie chicken in my brain rn #bridgerton #i like this show a normal amount

[technovillain]

oh man. i am so......... i will vent in the tags

#my dog was put to rest today. it was tough. but i got most of my sadness out of the way yesterday. #after that #a random ass dog came into our yard and starting being aggressive and growling and barking #and we have an outdoor cat and chickens #he was being nice for a bit but got mad again and i got so mad at him after he bit at my rooster. #he turned out to be okay but i am so pissed #animal control was called. we stood outside for a solid hour waiting on them. we saw them drive past our house #they did not stop to help us #this dog is harrassing everyone in the neighborhood and we are all so tired #we took our cat in the house. the chickens are in the coop now. #so theyre safe #but somebody has to come get this stupid dog #god i hate the government. emergency services are total ass and balls. nobody ever fucking shows up when you need them #weve had problems with animal control refusing to come out and help us when a big dog was harrassing our dog #and when they finally did show up after we begged them they were being assholes and acting like the stray was our pet we just wanted rid of #and this time they just dont show up at all #after calling us to tell us they were on their way. been hours now #i am so exhausted #and now i have to take a test for a class i really want to pass but i always do horrible on the tests. and i am just so so exhausted #feel awful right now. #aguuughghhh #delete later #.txt

[lestatlioncunt]

YOSHIMOTO AKIRA.

#cyberpunk 2077 #oc: akira #*ocstuff #mine #hi hi hello hiii besties i just wanted to show the new addition to my chicken house. i'm going crazy stupid in love with them #akira goes by they/them. they work for arasaka and legend says that no one has ever seen them smile jflksajfkl #i do hope they give off a scary/very potential threat and evil vibe bc thats what i was going for

[dragon-swords-prophecies]

I want to know about the giant squid plushie 👀 it sounds so very friend shaped and I love me a good stuffed toy ❤️

hello!!! it is indeed so very friend shaped (or it will be, once it's not, ya know, cut out pieces of fabric)

so the giant squid plushie is uh, currently the bane of my existence, because I sewed the edges of the body before I put the fins in, so I now need to seam rip ~3 feet of stitching, but!!!

it's name is jeremy and I'm making it based off of this pattern from a screenshot-ed tumblr post I found on pinterest three years ago, before I had a tumblr or the confidence to make an 8 foot long giant squid plushie

It's mostly purple, except for half of the tentacles, because part of the design is that one side of each tentacle/arm is the felt you're using for the rest of the piece and then the other half is an accent fabric thing, so for the accent fabric thing I'm using yellow novelty printed chicken fabric (this was partly an excuse to buy novelty printed chicken fabric)

I wanted to use different, cuter novelty yellow printed chicken fabric but that one was out of stock so I got this one instead. it still works!! and I have an extra yard of it cause you have to order 2+ yards if you're getting it online so I am tempted to make my next project attempting to make a button down out of this. no clue if I have enough or not, that's a problem for future copper (I really really hope I have enough).

I don't have any pictures of the current state of things, but this is when I was cutting out my fabric and ernie (my cat) was being a cat and sitting on it

it's a lot of fabric

#asks #sidebyside withafriend #jeremy the giant squid #my relatives might be wondering why i was asking for 2 yards of felt and 2 yards of novelty printed chicken fabric for my birthday #but they can keep wondering because my brother did the sensible thing and gave me a gift card for joanns (a fabric store chain)!!! #i am simply going to show up at family christmas with a Giant Squid Plushie #(im not cause i cant take him in the car. but. i will show up with a *photo* of the giant squid plushie) #(and they can all marvel/be horrified at what i have done with my basic knowledge of how to sew) #(my sister did the thing with her basic knowledge of how to sew where she got better at it and made herself clothes) #(i am doing the thing where i make an 8 ft long squid plushie instead) #(i think my route. while not nessecarily *better*. is much more fun) #(her route is good tho and i dont think it was stupid of her to do that) #(i just think mine is more fun)

[mandylove1000]

Random as fuck but I FINALLY GOT HEIHEI I literally almost cried from excitement when my mom said she found it. I was pretty much like if he doesn’t come home with you I’m going to fucking die. He makes number 62 💀

I’m not even gonna lie I definitely bought some as resells and paid way more than I should’ve but I was like I will DIE if I don’t own it. My mom only recently realized I have a grim reaper and she’s like I need one to hang in the car 😂 trying to find Otto as a clip isn’t easy cause all the Halloween ones sell so fast (any holiday ones do tbh)

#mandy’s squishmallows #Mandy talks squishmallows #if y’all want to see all of them feel free to ask I’ll happily show my collection #I love how stupid heihei looks #heihei the fuckin chicken

[robotpussy]

there can never be a revolution because people cant even boycott shit properly

#cant boycott chicken sandwiches cant boycott that stupid wizard school game cant boycott a tv show CANT DO ANYTHING

[zombtropolis-central]

i know pvz is a game and you gotta use suspension of disbelief, but its so funny to think that if one(1) zombie gets in your house you’re just...instantly dead. like these zombies are already dumb as a sack of hammers and could probably be taken out with any blunt object if you swung it hard enough, but you can die to any zombie. like gargantuars i can 100% get because those things are brick shithouses, and maybe i could see one of the browncoats overpowering a regular person, but you can die to imps. imps.

#pvz #also in pvz2 the fucking chickens and weasels can kill you too #i think pvz2 makes your death to the stupid shit even funnier bc it shows the zombie just there on the game over screen #like 'hey fucko you just let an imp kill you. you died to a two foot tall zombie that dies in one hit to a bonk choy. you dork'

[monochrome-m0use]

Mickey, your not a Bad person for using examples of him making YOU GREATLY uncomfortable as reasons to cut contact

No one can force you to cut him off, your the one who decides that, but I can’t let you sit here and blame yourself

He may see your as his bro but with this kind of stuff that isn’t a one way street, your part of that

You have all the right to cut someone out if they make you feel so paranoid and upset

- Ozzie 🐇

#i don't have a better response i ghsigsdhi #i'm sorry ozzie #i'm soryr #i wish i cna beleive that but i really am pathetic about thsi #i can't hit a stupid block button for the life of me #discord still sHOWS me he can still seE me and i'm scared blocking won't be enough #i chickened out before i'll chieckn out again so why bother going on discord #💫 talk

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

I might be being dumb but does anyone know if theres a way set up your virtual pets/clickable's meant for forums on a Pinned Post here?

Will tumblrs type of post code allow it?

#Forum pets #bbcode #adoptable #clickable #virtual pet #forum signature #dragcave #tamanotchi #chicken smoothie #mostly i want to show off my cs pets lol #it's a travesty thete are no sigs here #like i'm on sites that use them but it would bring so much flavor to tungle #anyway i'm not great with code stuff so excuse if this is stupid #help #ask

[wikagirl]

read a cute little r6 fluff fanfic before going to bed yesterday because my anxiety was running high and I love how everyone in the fanfics gives jäger some kind of stupidly (<-affectionatly) soft taste in music when in reality its almost like you're legally required to be a metalhead when you do anything in regards to engineering or electronics considering just how much of the german metal scene is made up of dudes who work in those fields.

Also, the guy with a special interest for aviation and aerial warfare who restored a bunch of aircrafts as display pieces just for shit and giggles not listening to Sabatons "Night Witches" or " Winged Hussars"? Very unlikely.

#just to be clear I'm not calling you guys stupid I just think its cute and a bit amusing because I live here and #know a lot of guys who work in those fields and am also part of the metal scene. Its hard not to notice the massive overlap x) #like literally my brother is a higher up in the production facility of one of the largest industrial soldering machine producers #world wide and he's a mechatronic engineer and everyone else under him is either also a mechatronics guy and electritian or engineer #When I get off of work early I sometimes get tasked with bringin the boys döner kebab for lunch and literall all of them wear metal merch #to work and there is always powerwolf or within temptation blasting somewhere #and in my professional school and the school I went to for my abitur (which shared a building with a nother prof.school) #you can always tell where the mechs/elecs are at because they look like they got lost on the way to the infield before the next stage show #even the ones who don't dress/look like they listen to metal either mumble/hum along to the songs in the workshops or chat with their #classmates about new album/single drops and with wacken and summerbreeze closing in I can overhear them #actively making plans about going together and whos the driver and all that stuff while chilling in the hallways during breaks #and you can play workplace bingo with these guys at the festivals based off of their tanlines because they will not wear proper #protective gear while welding and it shows #Either all the metal dudes go into mechs/elecs or everyone goes into mechs/elecs and comes out a metal head the other end #Its a chicken or the egg situation #jäger r6 #jäger r6s #r6s #marius streicher

[anaalnathrakhs]

i WILL show up to the trial day for the preparatory class tomorrow no matter how much i dont want to and after that i guarantee NOTHING

#broadcasting my misery #vent #this is a lie i guarantee i will keep tumbling through life appearing functional and melting down in the privacy of my own home afterwards #<- trying to jinx my naturally contrarian ass into taking care of myself for once #god i'm tired #i am. slightly peeved. #around 11am i was like ''i think i'm going to go home'' and my friend was like WHAT nooooooo what are you going to do at home anyway #and we ended up hanging out w another friend until fucking 4pm #and she was like oooooh guys i think i'm gonna go else i wont have energy tomorrow #haha bitch where was this mindset when i told you i was going to go home #i don't know why i keep like. telling people stuff like ''i'm [emotion] i'm going to [thing]'' #and they just plan stuff w me anyway #and like. i can't decide for them what's important or not to them. so i make an effort and i participate to the best of my ability. #but it KEEPS HAPPENING #OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN #it does not stop #i can barely keep the violent impulses down tbh i act like im on crack in public #bc if i dont walk around and spasm like an epileptic stray cat im gonna start giving in to the urge to dive under a bus or punch someone #i have nearly uncontrollable fits of hitting my head against walls when my entire life i was too chicken to do it despite trying to #i gained about fifteen to twenty fucking kilograms in the last three months #because i cannot fucking stop binging and EVERYBODY'S LIFE seems to revolve around food #my friends are incapable of hanging out without going to buy smth no matter at which time we get out of school #my other friends seem incapable of not checking calories VERY LOUDLY and calculating how much they lost walking around #my mom and i are home and awake at the same time abt two hours a day and one and a half of that is spent making/eating dinner lmao #im making the effort holy shit i am but i'm going to start being violent soon #i've started trying to strangle my cat twice in the past week i think #i'll show up tomorrow bc it's an opportunity and im not stupid enough to miss that by lack of self esteem #but really what is it good for #my friend isnt very delicate in her way to say it but she's right. i'm not cut out for being normal like that #i can sorta seem functional but you very quickly start seeing i don't know how to dress

[tenok]

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#news for the last month be like #'tv channel painted raindow in k-pop vid grey' #'cosmetics shops painted rainbow unicorns on kids make up with blackand white' #'girl with rainbow frogs earrings was arrested for showing extremist simbols' #it's amazing #what will they do with real rainbowin the sky #I'm so exited to see #(read 'I'm terrified out of my mind but also it's so weak and stupid it's like being killed by monstrous chicken')