" Would you like to see a magic trick?"
A well dressed hemoanon approaches you, dripping in silver and platinum jewelry standing out over black on black. Fabrics with magical patterns, ancient scripts that are visible only when the light catches the silk embroidery drape in all the right places, and pooling onto the ballroom floor in a way that makes it seem like he's floating when he walks.
Will you say yes?
Reblog with your problematic highbloods (or anyone you choose, really) attending the ball to be cursed judged by ""The Telestic"", a title that doesn't ring any bells... Strange.
[Sunday, in his annual pranking event, will be approaching highbloods or anyone highblood passing and inflicting his own form of petty revenge against the hemocaste system. By reblogging you're agreeing to your troll being cursed with a relatively harmless inconvenience of his choosing, which will wear off within a few days after the event, no permanent harm done! 18+ muses only, muses attending the ball but without pictures of their outfits welcome! I and Sunday will pretend they are dressed for the occasion 🖤 Multiple reblogs welcome, but one at a time please!]
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So Bildad does this little gesture before the magic trick bringing Job's children back:
And guess where else we've seen it before:
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Wear Headphones :]
Transcript:
Mmh- I... Oh wow. Ahgh! Mmph! I'm gonna GET SILLY. ALL OVER.
Ah-ghg. *exhale* Fuh-fuck. Heh-heh... I got too silly.
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*coughs* this was actually going to be a comic but I Don't Have Time For All That. So if you want to see the incomprehensible version its below *coughs*
And heres v1 staring at fuckin nothin if you want it for some reason??
Since this is a lot of clips here is the audio source dumping ground (not in order)
Clip 1
Clip 2
Clip 3
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Who’s the most out of place member, the one who just doesn’t seem like they would be there
"She isn'♱ an official member, more like honorary member bu♱ Con♱ra is pre♱♱y ou♱ of place. Prim and proper lil princess in a room with a bunch of go♱hs and a couple puppies. She seems ♱o have a good ♱ime ♱hough. Perish likes sharing his snacks wi♱h her and she brings her own ♱o share some♱imes."
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there are fascists, 'free market' liberals, kids who call you homophobic slurs and literal race supremacists in disco elysium, and yet, the worst character to talk to is this fucking guy.
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happy FAKE EASTER to all the FAKE EASTER CELEBRATORS
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