#superb asks

[boeing-787]

which plane is THE most gay in your opinion?

Google maps, copy & paste 55.161313, -1.685411 into the bar, turn on satellite view and zoom in to the Gay Plane above the Morpeth curve.

Thank you and you're welcome.

#ask #superb-sabre #planeposting #GAY PLANE SPOTTED ON GOOGLE MAPS REAL

[sneez]

linocut study of the poster for the 1924 film orlacs hände :-)

#artwork #the hands of orlac #conrad veidt #my most recent linocut hooraaaay i really like how this one turned out #i have done two others which i havent posted yet but i will soon. or at least one of them (i dont like how the other one turned out so much #anyway i love this film his acting in it is superb he makes the most incredible tortured faces #really a masterclass in forehead vein performance #i am away from my lino tools now that i am back at uni so i cannot make any more for a while :-( alas #i think it is probably a good thing though because i have inflicted multiple injuries upon myself as a result of doing so much #dopey bastard disease #i hope you are all well my friends!!! my usual apologies for unanswered asks which i say every time i post everything. i am sorry i love yo #oh also i should confess i only have black ink so i cobbled this together by printing on white and then red paper and splicing the two #pictures together digitally. i am sorry for my deception </3 i am a fraud. a con artist #he he. con artist. artist. he he

[bookofmirth]

I think it’s very funny when ppl say that it’s obvious that Elain is next cause she is the last archeron and the only person who could hold a plot + Gwyn could never cause she is a secondary character WHEN:

Elain is - at this moment - more secondary than Gwyn cause what exactly we had about her? (Yeah I heard the theories that she can’t have a POV cause she is a seer and she would be a walking spoiler so her pov has to be hidden)

Lidia cervos only showed up on book 2 and baby girl stole the entire show while being secondary character? Yrene Westfall hellooo?

I was just ranting about this elsewhere so here we go haha!

"why would Gwyn or Az get a pov/book when Elain hasn't had one yet and when Cassian and Rhys never got one?" because these characters are not in line at the DMV? they didn't take a number at the deli counter?

The only thing that really matters in terms who gets a book or a pov is whether it makes sense to the story being told.

Sometimes people argue about these stories as if they are math, as if there has to be a certain order to the way things are told. But that's not how storytelling works? The characters aren't queued up, and this is not kindergarten - they don't all get equal time with the omniscient narrator. This isn't about what's perceived as "fair", but what will actually make sense for the story.

Chaol didn't get a book because he had been waiting patiently for it since ToG. Chaol got a book because his chapters were originally going to be part of EoS, but his story ended up being much bigger than originally planned. He didn't get a story because he "deserved" it for still being alive multiple books later, but because it made sense to focus on his narrative on its own. It was about what was organic within the story and what would be the best, most effective, impactful way to tell that story.

So yeah, Gwyn can become a main character, so can Vassa, so can Miryam and Drakon, so could Eris - it's literally Sarah's job to figure out what makes sense for the story and to bring us along for the ride. There is no "math" that is going to make a specific character "required" to be next. Certain things make more sense than others, but people are wayyyyy too stuck on the distinction between main character and side character and acting like the author is somehow limited. She's only limited by her imagination, my friends!

#I'm gonna answer asks while I pretend to care about the superb owl #but really I just care about chips and dip #acotar #ask #anon

[lightbulb-warning]

platonic rarepairs ough,,,i think the first two i think of are tenko&shuuichi and himiko&tsumugi! i latched on to tenko&shuuichi right after the first trial when tenko threatens to beat kaito's ass for punching shuuichi (she seems to have a real soft spot for sad wet cat people. also LMAO) and there's this optional side conversation after shuuichi walks into the dining room without his hat where she says the others were insensitive by asking about something that should be kept between him and kaede, and she'll help carry on kaede's wish too and shuuichi has this soft little smile and!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!! their FTEs and love hotel together mean NOTHING to me they're so much more endearing in the main story. friends!!

as for himiko&tsumugi - i cannot for the *life* of me find it, but i swear there's this bit in one of the trials where she says she'll silence someone with a spell called the DEATH SPELL and tsumugi says 'um, well, i suppose being dead would silence someone pretty good!' and it made me laugh so hard i immediately latched on to them. i think a lot abt them hanging out on the sidelines,,making costumes together, talking about magical girl anime, becoming even closer once they joined the student council - and tsumugi being himiko's closest friend left by ch6. it would make the betrayal more impactful i think.

as for romantic rarepairs - i don't wanna say akasaiou since that just consists of three decently popular ships, so! i've been thinking a lot about gokutoujou lately :] gonta complimenting kirumi's spiderweb patterns and telling her she reminds him of a spider,,,kirumi being unafraid of gonta or his bug friends,,,formal dancing lessons that slowly transition into lazy circles as kirumi happily listens to him tell her about a cool beetle he found ○|￣|_ they're so soft. i just want them to fall in love as they realize the other wants them for THEM, not for any service they can provide.

i'll stop here because this became insanely long but. IF YOU EVER WANT MORE RAREPAIR RANTS I AM H E R E AND I AM FULL OF THOUGHTS

YES?? GOOD FOOD!! SUBLIME THOUGHTS YOU'VE GOT THERE!!!!!!!! hand over the rest of your rants, COWARD!!/lh

had a lot of fun with these, thank you for aiding me in my quest!! >:D

#the way my pupils dilated while reading this???? superb????? yes????? amazing??? thank you king enjoy your rarepairs!! #tenko chabashira & shuichi saihara #himiko yumeno & tsumugi shirogane #kaede akamatsu x shuichi saihara x kokichi ouma #gonta gokuhara x kirumi tojo #danganrompa fanart #dr rarepair #drv3 #ndrv3 #cw blood #hot pink cartoon blood but still. blood. #i went completely overboard on this some of these doodles i redid too many times it was SUPPOSED to be SIMPLE oTL oh well lmao!! #/lh #maiora draws #ask maiora #I RLY RLY RLY LOVE TENKO&SHUICHI FRIENDSHIP... too bad the writers did tenko dirty QvQ #saihara shuichi #himiko yumeno #tenko chabashira #shirogane tsumugi #kaede akamatsu #gonta gokuhara #kirumi tojo #kokichi ouma #vespertin-y #akasaiou #tojoku

[paintedkinzy-88]

Rottmnt dragon au. Donnie being insentsitive with those fake wings of his... why is is always the twins... >_>

Fbsjfbjwn to be fair, Leo has always flaunted his swimming skills and referred to flying as inferior… Faceman through and through, can’t let anyone realize he has a dream pshhhh crazy talk.

But, yes, at the same time, as dragonets living in the same room, Leo ALSO constantly pestered Donnie about when they’d grow their wings, how long it’d take them to learn to fly, how much he loves Rio and Guardians of Ga’Hoole and HTTYD, AND whether or not Dee could literally just build them wings one day.

So like. Yeah, Dee probably should have known 😭

#cant fault them for Leo’s superb acting skills #but even he cracks sometimes #asks #dragon au #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise leo #rise donnie #leonardo hamato #donatello hamato #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #disaster twins

[afreakingdork]

Hey Miss Dork I've got something for you

He's lookin' pretty STEADFAST, don't you think?

(If you want a better quality version just let me know)

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

THE G IS FOR GOOD

Also, I gotchu

ANYWAY BACK TO SCREAMING ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS AND ALL THE THANK YOUS IM SENDING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ask #weakspotfic #fanart for me #!!! #AMAZING #STUPENDOUS #WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #THANKYOUOOUUUUUUA #AHFALSDFDSF #rottmnt #ALSO SENDING ME THE STEP VERSION!? #FUCKING SUPERB I LOVE SEEING HTE DIFFERENT WAYS AND PARTS AND GIZMOS AND DOODADS #PROCESS #LOL

[ask-karkat-homestuck]

wwait youre from the future or somefin

A-FUCKING-PARENTLY.

WHAT, ARE YOU FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME OR SOMETHING?

#WOULDN'T THAT BE JUST SUPERB. #ask karkat #ask karkat vantas #karkat vantas #ask blog #homestuck

[sin-sidejob]

DEEP INHALE i wanted to draw something cool because demon AB activated my neurons, but i did this and i didnt like it and i got upset but i still wanted you to have it, please accept my humble offering, okay byeeeee runs away

YOU—

YOU DREW ART ABOUT WHAT I WROTE??

I QUITE LITERALLY CRIED, I ACTUALLY DID

Oh beloved I’m in complete awe and just absolutely drowning in love right now from this as AN ACTION ALONE?? but your ART?

THE PINSTRIPE SUIT THE CUFFLINKS AND NAILS THE HORNS AND THE EYEESSSS you got the aesthetic and the visual feel down so perfectly it’s like you absorbed the energy I typed down upon my keyboard good fucking lord.

This is literally like one of the best things I’ve ever encountered both as something I’ve received and also just fanart in general AND I NOW CAN SAY SOMEONE HAS MADE FANART ABOUT MY WRITING THATS A WRITERS DREAM YOU DID THAT — YOU DID THAT OH MY GOD

Also what in the FUCK do you mean by humble this is a fancy full course meal but the plates are full size not those tiny ass portions this is humble by no means

(I will give you a firstborn or cook you dinner or both what in the actual fuck)

Link to fic: Insidious Inside Job - Halloween Pt. 2

#asked and answered #fanart #not my art #robotus #inside job #alpha beta robotus #robotus alpha beta #I’m literally shaking so hard right now this is literally fucking #superb what the shit #have I peaked as a writer just now because I feel like I have because this??? #THIS *gestures to your magnificent hot as fuck delicious art of robotus* IS NEVER GOING TO BE LESS THAN EXCRUCIATINGLY BRILLIANT #that’s it I’m done this is my best moment this year #you win take the prize good lord and my nethers too HES SO SEXY AND FOR WHAT #YOU DREW HIM SO WELL AND JUST #GOD I WANNA HAVE WHAT I WROTE FOR HIM BOUND AS A BOOK AND MAKE THIS THE SLUTTY LIL COVER #HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO MY SPOOKY ASS I GUESS #I cannot stop staring the expression the HANDS THE GESTURE THE ART THE ARTTTT #I’d make a deal to draw like that #that’s for sure #personal inside job #my inside job #my thots #art rec #FOR MEEEEE good lord I’m perspiring I’m deceased I’m lying in a puddle of sweat and tears #IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ILL LOVE IT ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US GIVE IT THAT DOUBLE HELPIN OF LOVE AND TLC #holllllyyyy SHITTTT this is unreal am I even awake rn at I still dreaming #did reality switch from my dream where I was Carly from Icarly but got put in jail after a petty appeal case and got out #only to join society and run this blog and come across this absolutely DARLING gift #person beloved being i literally would kill for you or like cook a giant ass meal violence and food are how I show affection #100 followers celebration

[tciddaemina]

Silliest bird you know of?

gotta be him. a superb bird of paradise, who has the most insane mating dance that honestly looks sort of psychedelic. i have the deepest craving to shine a blacklight on him and see what it'd look like.

technically he looks like this when he's not in dance mode, but he can get real interesting looking while dancing.

he's just to cute. a little guy, but he turns himself into THE VOID with shining bits when trying to get a hookup.

#te talks #ask #superb bird of paradise #birds #nature #evolution

[boeing-787]

dwagon

DWAGON

#ask #superb-sabre

[butterfilledpockets]

Here's my dog

And here's my friends dog

They send good luck

oh they are so goofy and precious

crazed goobers I love them

#fantastic vibe over here #superb canines my good fellow #ask butter

[strigital]

The Farlong Twins

i'm pretty sure when Daeghun wished these little imps out of his house he didn't mean "get snatched by Mindflayers and become infected with the protagonist disease" but at least he can finally enjoy his retirement, right?..

also can we appreciate that: their mom was: an improbable child of a drow and a sun elf, the kalach-cha, the champion of the West Harbor Harvest Fare, the knight-captain of the Crossroad Keep, a member of Lord Nahser's Nine, a killer of the King of Shadows, a survivor of the Spirit Eater's curse, a druid who could speak in Wild Shape and had a telthor for an animal companion, as well as the one who helped restore the Circle of Merdelain their dad was: an improbable son of a Night Hag and a mortal man, a Dreamwalker of indescribable power, a natural performer of great talent, a guardian of all Rashemen's spirits, a seducer of many a farmer's wife and daughter, a slayer of the Coveya Kurg'annis, and he who looked upon the Wall of the Faithless and chose to deny gods still meanwhile the kids: hee hoo brain wormies go brr :)

#man is it bad luck being born a Farlong #thanks Esmerelle your adventuring genes are of superb quality #also a moment of silence for Daeghun who didn't ask to babysit yet another generation of Farlongs #uncle Duncan on the other hand must be glowing #also can you guess who got all the brains in the family and who got all the good looks? #they may be twins but they are anything but alike #Keena went after her Night Hag granny and Hal went after his flamboyant hagspawn daddy #both also sexually confuse the entire party #also how do you call a night hag tiefling? a night spawn? a hag fiend? and night hag hagspawn spawn?.. #anyways #CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THE FULL RELEASE AAA #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #larian studios #female tav #male tav #tav #tiefling #hagspawn #circle of dreams druid #college of spirits bard #dungeons and dragons #5e #related to: #neverwinter nights 2 #nwn2 #gannayev of dreams #oc #gotta love playing on min settings man... #keena farlong

[heavenpierceher]

YOU. YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON ON MY DASH WHO POSTS DIALTOWN. YOU ARE THE REASON I HAD A FUCKING DREAM ABOUT RANDY THUS MAKING ME WANT TO GET INTO THE GAME. YOU DID THIS TO ME

HWUHUGHHUH?????????

#would you believe this isnt the first time ive accidentally infected someone with it. #ask #sci-the-superb #op

[niccerooniererer]

i have a btd6 headcanon that adora genuinely acts like her normal self and thinks she’s being friendly and she has no idea that everyone is scared of her or thinks she’s a bitch. she doesn’t understand why some people avoid her lmao

OOOOH DEF DEF

Though in my hcs, she's a tiny bit soft, she still got that Stoic Autism going for her

Also cuz of this if yhe asks for something, it also sounds like an order and obviously those who perceive it as such could never go against her words

I bet she feels a bit weird when she just asks what time it is and like a clock is served to her by a cowering monkey like a sacrifice

#btd6 #bloons td6 #bloons #asks #btd6 adora #thanks for the ask btw <3 superb hc

[pinkopalina]

COULD U DRAW OLD B&B ON A DATE..... movies diner rodeo wherever u think they should b (u_u) <3

yeah yeah!!!! i hope this is okay omg

omfg it doesnt look like it at all, but okay so i decided.... they went on a date to the couch store to replace their couch. and they were so annoying, that the store gave them the couch for free just to kick them out LOL. these guys get away with everything !!!

#i realize that my lazy backgrounding made this look like theyre just at home #but i guarantee you theres angry patrons standing all around them LOL #i needed the oractice for drawing these guys aaaaaa #my art #beavis and butthead #also like i am so flattered you sent me an ask!!! it means a lot!!! i think your art is superb so to be asked is just like sparkly eyes

[itis-obsessesions]

"Donnie is the older twin-"

"No, Leo is the older one!"

Listen, listen! It doesn't matter. Us not knowing who is the older one is is peak writing, because that forces us to see them as "true" middle children dynamic wise. There is no older or younger middle child and therefore no team young siblings and team old siblings. Which is great! Because it allows for more flexibility in writing and more interesting character interactions. Because they are truly in the age middle and not leaning towards one or the other more.

It's way more interesting than us knowing who of the disaster twins was born first.

#rottmnt fandom #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt leo #rottmnt disaster twins #rottmnt #them not knowing who is older is such a refreshing concept #and peak comedy #people who headcanon that they choose whos older through rock paper scissors when asked are also the best #the banter that comes from them debating that is also just superb #how can people not see that